 Welcome to Shave Air 1000. Beautiful night down here in Florida. This was the spur of the moment thing. I forgot my damn tripod in the house. I'll go get it here shortly. All righty here, cool. You got him, man? He's fast. He's fast. We've got no one watching. We had one watching. Oh, we got one back. Hello. Is that a pop can in the fire? How many pop cans are in that fire? Is that the one that was laying over there? Do I need to back up? Is it going to blow up or something? Yeah. Like any second now. Really? Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. You see me moving too fast, huh? Yeah. Probably doing something stupid as usual. Thanks, sir. Hi, monkey. Hi. Are you finding monkey? I asked monkey. I like that song. A funky monkey. What's the funny song? It's nice to do a fire. It's nice, nice heaters. Yeah. We're going to get a smoky fire going soon. Oh, very well. I didn't bring the tripod out. I always feel like somebody's watching me. Who's playing tricks on me? Yep. You're being played. I'm quiet. I heard the owl won't. I heard the owl. Anybody else lie? Thanks, sir. I didn't see anybody like we knew. It's late though. Yeah, it could be in bed. Some of them might have to work. Oh, yeah. It's understandable. It's for the one thing, it don't matter. Yeah. That's minutes. Oh, you know, just sitting by the fire monkey. What are you doing? What? Yeah, same here. Take it for a second. I'm going to go get my tripod. Okay. I know. You're welcome. Thank you. Pretty, pretty fire. Pretty, pretty fire. It comes on. It's a pretty, pretty light. I was like, he says, Long, I go outside. You want to come with me? Is it okay to come out here? Didn't realize how nice it was. Gorgeous out here. I was like, you want to have a fire? He said, yeah, we can have a fire and I'll go live. I said, okay. So here we, he's trying to get his tripod. I don't know what he's doing. He's messing with this camera stuff. He doesn't have to hold the camera because it does. You know, after a while, your hand gets tired. Hey, whoever's there? It's a pretty fire. It was a gorgeous day today. It's absolutely pretty. I was outside all day. Shaber stayed in bed and watched TV. He wasn't feeling very good. So that's okay. He has to take a break. He worked yesterday. Lansing plants and stuff. That's good. You know, I got my backyard cleaned up a little bit. I got two roses I'm going to put on the back of the house. I got the call by me some more flowers to put on the back of the house. So, looked prettier. And washed it down and needed good washing. So, I did that part. Most of it I got some more to do tomorrow. It keeps me busy. There you go babe. There's two more. There you go babe. There's two more. Yeah, that's what we got. You don't know. One's you. I'm just putting a camera up here on this thing. Runs been camera around. I see you. I lost one. Okay. I'm just glad to be outside. Watch your fire. Chris, I see monkey as a huge fan. Yeah, man. Hey, Chris. Hey, Chris. Hey, Chris. And wait for me to put the phone on. Don't care who you are. That's funny. The feet, the legs. Bye, Chris. I really hate cancer. I wish there was cure for it. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. My mom had cancer. She died, yeah. No fun. Stop fighting. There's a Bruno man. Yeah, look in the camera. See, you see yourself. Yeah. Look, you're seeing it. You're seeing it. There's a child there seeing it. That's never mind. I don't know. Do you have cancer? I don't know one. Cancer's a bad deal. So it's a good one to have it too, you know? No, you can't win a sweepstakes. But I'm sure you can. Yeah, you're the only one. Huh? Hey, me. I'm on my phone. So there's two showing up. Well, we didn't really announce it. We just kind of spurred them on the kind of thing. Yeah, I came up to move. It's kind of late. She was like, nice knife or fire. Well, true. Yeah, but you got to do your homework. I can do that here or tomorrow. I can do it later. Like I said, this is for the moment thing. You know, if somebody showed up great. If not, that's fine too. Yeah. Some people might be working tomorrow too. So it's such a pretty day today. Or just out. Mm-hmm. We've had some really good weather. My mom's sister. Oh my God. It's snowing up there. Is that a Canada? Yeah, yep. Snowing in Canada. Got snow or rain, one or the other. She hasn't been too happy with it because she's stuck with her grandkids. Well, she's in Canada. Her grandkids are staying with her for a week. So the parents can get their work done because they're doing their work from home. He's still waiting on a stimulus check. I may get it when I get my social security. Yeah, if you get disability or your first or your retirement, you will get it then. That's when you'll get it. I can't even find out about mine. All you can do is keep trying. We can view. Oh, we got three. Hey, you should get it. When do you get it May the 1st or somewhere in there the first couple weeks you should get it May. Social security? Yeah, it gets added on. Yeah. My mom should get hers. That's the weather where you are, Chris. Oh, we got up to 63 today. Well, that's good. That's warming. Getting warmer. Let's lower this down. Yeah. Just lower my tripod bear with me, please. Oops. I'm going to lower it really fast. There we go. That looks so pretty. Light went out behind us. Yeah. That even makes it prettier. Looks blurry in here. Yeah, a little bit. There it is. That's better. Yeah, that's better. Just sitting here. Trying to find myself. Aw. It was just me. I'm sorry to mean scary. He's just trying to relax and you're scaring the shit out of that poor dog. I'm making sure he's okay. Poor dog. Looks like a small mommy creature in the fire. Yeah, it does, don't it? Where? It's a leaf. Oh, is it? Hey, Gecko, is it? Really? He thinks he's funny. I know I'm funny. I know this because you tell me every day, you're funny. I'll just keep on lying. What's new with you, Chris? Anything? It looks like a small mommy creature. That's what we were just talking about. A mommy. That's what we were just talking about. Like 20 minutes ago. Really? 20 minutes. Trying to survive this lockdown. Us too. Most people, a lot of people are out and about. I think a lot of people just want to go. How many cases we got in this town? 83. 83. What are the highest around this area? Remember where your mom and dad was at in Buffalo? Yeah. They got a confirmed case in there. Yeah, wouldn't surprise me. I'm glad they put them there. No, they don't surprise me. They're saying they do. The governor here keeps extending the lockdown. Well, you know, I don't want to go too soon because we go too soon. Then we're going to have to go back out and be locked up again. So it'd be best to get it done and over with. If we got to wait, we got to wait. We did go out yesterday and get some plans. I didn't want to go at all. I'm real susceptible with anything really. White blood cell counts elevated and then all the other issues. Everybody worked one out everybody, but 90% of people had masks on and she asked me, do you want to go with me? I had a video to make, but I'm like, all right, I made it when we got back. We wore our masks and we were outside because we were looking at flowers and stuff, so we didn't go inside. No, but there's still people there. Yeah, there was quite a few people there, really. Yeah, I didn't know that. I wouldn't have went. Probably we could get our thing and left. At least try to do some things. I'm trying to get some things done around the house, so I got a chance. Because I figure once this is over with, I could get very busy again. I'm hoping anyway. I'm not too worried about it. I keep my distance and do my thing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't let it bother me. Everybody's bitching about it. And the ones that are bitching are the ones that said that pressed for all this. So we go and do it, and now they're bitching, okay, it's been enough time and we're not even on the downhill slide yet. No. We ain't even really leveled out yet. There's more and more confirmed cases every day. They're bitching, moaning, and people that's bitching moaning never stayed home anyway. Look at all the YouTubers. They were out telling everybody they stayed home, but they're out in a park somewhere talking to other people. They did that bridge. Y'all need to stay home and be safe. And he's talking to a stranger. They wasn't six feet apart. They're having a conversation. Neither one of them wearing a mask. Everybody need to stay home. Don't come out. They're talking about a second stimulus check, but I may not get that only the first one. It's gotta be passed. You know, to get it. Well, I heard they were gonna try to do too. They have talked about it from the beginning, but they have... You know, I'd like to have just one, really. Now, Marty hasn't got one yet, and he tried to go on the IRS website and you can't get in. It says, please wait. So you're sitting there waiting. And, yeah, they sound like they're over there. They're probably down there in that wooded area by the bridge. Oh, yeah? By the bridge where the trail goes under. Wow. You hear them? You hear them, Chris? They said 2,000 a month for about six months, but for certain individuals. Probably the ones that had to completely stay at home or something. In Canada, I think they're getting $500 for four months. I think that's what they're doing. I don't know if they're gonna end up with more or not, and I don't know how many the kids are getting up there. I'm sure they give you more if you have a family. 2,000 a month would have been good for a couple of months. I'm just grateful for what I got. Great. Could have been like a bomb on them and they just give you a fucking free phone with so many minutes. Well, that's a big help. Thanks, man. I never went and got one of them. Like fuck it, man. I mean, it was ignorant. As long as you don't hear a rattle sound close by, then you'll be fine. You're funny. If I hear that, I'm a goner. I heard everyone across the street one day. I went over there. Really? Well, they can move you now. What? Snakes? Yeah, they move. What? They're needed over here. I don't think they'll come over here. You mean, since I've been here with you three and a half years, and I didn't see it, but I heard it. But I heard it. So, we did see that. What was that boa? That close by. No, I told you it's down that wooden area. Sounds like they're hurting something. They're crying. Well, they're running packs, you know. Do you think it's that far away? Oh, yeah. I remember they've got little ones right now. Yeah. Probably on a trail or something. He thinks they're dogs crying. But we do have coyotes there. We have prairies. Yeah, those are coyotes there that you're hearing. Sometimes you hear them up the road here. Yeah. But they got little ones now. Yeah, it's springtime. We had babies. We heard monkeys the other night. Really good. Last night, wasn't it? They were right here in the back yard, but we was out front. It was right here in the back yard, right in one of these trees. There was two of them. One was in one tree and one was in the other. They were really close. That was cool. Really cool. There's a banana tree right over here. In the neighbor's yard right over here. They're the small bananas. The little tiny ones. Are they called plantains or something? No. No, plantains are longer. No, plantains are a minute here. These are called sweet bananas. They're to the other two viewers. He says. Yeah. Yeah, they cry. How are you getting the comments before me? Don't know. That's bullshit. It's supposed to be a... A sequence? No, not a sequence. When it's... Together? No. When you don't get it for a couple seconds. Yeah, there's a delay. So how the hell are you getting comments before me? I don't know. That's bogus, man. Bogus, man. Bogus. I thought we'd look at the fire for a minute. Let them enjoy it. So pretty. Pretty fire. I like my fire. I've had so far this year. Yeah, nice and peaceful. Mm-hmm. Not too many stars, though. I guess there are some. They're hard. You gotta look up. Yeah. I think the tree branches in the way. I'm putting dirt on me, Bruno. I appreciate it. You can put no dirt on you. Yeah, I felt it. It's so easy to jump up. We're floored. We don't have dirt. We got sand. We live in a giant sandbox, man. That is so true. Oh, one of my videos got featured. It got... on the thing today, didn't it? Yeah. What do they call that? When your video is on the front page? Yeah, it was on the front page of YouTube. Yeah. That was cool. Because you said if you noticed it took a minute. Yeah. Because I was in the garage. I was like, what? It's on the front page, yeah. Yeah. Featured or whatever. Yeah, that was a live one we did a week ago. Yeah. Was that the race? No, I don't think so. We were sitting there talking. Hang out. That's fun. That was a fun one. We all had a great time on that one. Yeah. Good we had. We had Nancy. And Kim. And her husband. Will. Me and you. Ben. Ben was on there, but he wasn't on the picture part. No, he wasn't on, but he was... He was hanging. Yeah, that was fun. Then we had people grow up in and out. Yeah. It was a long time too. Four hours I think. Yeah, a long time. Everybody hung with us. He stopped in. Yeah, I think so. Somebody, yeah, I mean we had a great time. It was fun. Really fun. I'm going to do that for Christmas. Have a fire. That'd be cool. People don't have a fireplace. Put it on their big screen. Watch a live fire. How many do you like for that? Four or three? Two. Well, shit. Yeah, we'll do another live hangout soon. Is that pretty well centered? Pretty. Oh, shit, we're down the line. You think Carol just came home? Yeah. I don't know. It's innocent. Back around it's just nobody's home. No. Just the two of us sitting by the fire. Just the two of us. Me and you. And brew. No. What are you talking about, dad? Fucking ear. Is that your cold puppy? Yoda. Yoda, yeah. He's not cold, he's Yoda. Cause he's here. Cause I called him kids and she's like, is that her Yoda? I'm like, oh my hell no. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. There's a dog. There's a one who's coyotes. They've got a den around here somewhere. I'm betting it's up there. You think? Yeah. Could you find it? Yeah, I can track them, yeah. Cause you know, they can pretty much stand in the woods. Where I'm through there. You know? All I got to do is hit that bike trail. Yeah. Pretty much in the woods all the way down in through there. I got the water over there. Yeah. Animals will stay where there's food and water. Especially where there's water. Yeah. They have to have water. So you go hunting, look for the food source. They like nut tree. Or berries. And look for water around there. And you'll find animals. Sworn, I've just seen a shadow across the door. Really? Inside, you know. Like it was going towards the grudge. You're shitting me. No, I'm not shitting you. Front door's locked. If I'd seen you walk past there, I would know it was you. It was a black shadow. Just... Maybe it's back to suck her up. I think you can back yours up. But I don't know how far back to go. I should have looked at the time. Could just be me, you know. I am looking at this little screen, but... What are you doing? Playing. He wants to see what you're doing. You're like, I don't want to say something. What are you doing? He's under the tripod. Be careful with them emojis. Only a lot of two. I didn't buy them. What is it? I don't know, it's a little heart with a little emoji. Oh, it's a heart, yeah. I'm concerned if they didn't want you to have them, then they shouldn't have put them on here. They can restrict that. You know? It's easy. Put an emoji, put an emoji, and then it grays out. It's that simple. I mean, Danny does it all the time. He puts all kinds of emojis up. Yeah. I've never had an issue. No. Never heard such a thing. I mean, they get too strict. People aren't just like, bye. I'm sorry, because I'm hanging until the end. Yeah. Get a lot of them big-time YouTubers goodbye. That's going to help me out a lot. Yeah, right. There's all the big YouTubers. Well, let's check this guy out. That monkey's all right. Let's see if there's awesome. No, I mean... All right, some more ice cream and apple pie. I forgot I got that sherbet in there. Yeah, you got your sherbet. Okay. All right, I debunked the shadow. What's your fucking ponytail? I don't have a ponytail. It's in a bun. Well, okay, your bun. Yeah. It looked like a shadow. Debunked. That's funny. Debunked. I found her ghost. It's a monkey's bun. The camera's not bad, actually. Are you asleep? Yeah, you're the only one on. See the delay? I can't move. See the delay? How the hell are you getting comments before me? Yeah, the emoji before you, too. That's bullshit, man. I didn't expect you to talk to your people when everybody else gets shit before you. I don't know how that works. Here's what it is. Well, oh, a nice fire. I know. We're just turning around so nobody's watching. That's all right. Until somebody comes on. Some people like to watch a fire. I love watching fires. I miss my fireplace. When you walk in, you smell the wood. The popular, you know. It's got that smell. What I miss the most is my grandma's house. I miss the smell of that coal when you walk in. No, yeah. The coal burning coal. One morning stove. You know what I'm saying? You smell that, mix with the wood. Just that smell. Just bring it back, you know. My coffin coal just put on there. I used to do that. Put some coal in my fireplace. Once in a while, just to get that smell to remind me of grandma. You know. Put some on the fire. Once in a while, throw a lot of the chunk of coal in there. Can't go on. No. Well, we got two. Well, one more. You and whoever else. Oh, yeah? Welcome to Shabare 1000. You're looking at a fire. Shabare Sunday evening. Smooth news. You're looking at the fire. Falling down. Oh, shit. Well, shit. This is a can. There's another one over here. There was a quick turn. Cans in the fireplace. I did and you did. I didn't see them. It was dark. I would have got them out of there. Well, they burned one thing. The aluminum does not burn, honey. A melt, eventually. Yeah. Uh, no. On the fire. Some bacon and some beans. Go out to the car. Lift it up and change the tires. Sew my socks. Sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby. You can fill my pipe. Then go fetch my slippers. Pour me up another pot of tea. And put another log on the fire. Come on, baby. Come and tell me why you're leaving me. What the hell? Nobody's watching. I've never heard that song. You've never heard that song? I'll have to play it for you. Yeah, I know. No, I've never heard it. I will play it for you. He's a dog. He's a baby. That dog is barking. Ben's on. Ben. You should at least have 25 to 30 views live. Notifications must not be going out. Your tube is so screwed, unreal. You rock, Marty and Laura. Aw, thanks, buddy. You're not too, Ben. I'm trying to turn the camera around here. There we go. But still, Ben, I've only got four percent of my subs who are watching my videos. Four percent. That's it. Four fucking percent. I loved your video on the glasses. That was so good. Yeah, I gotta think of some more shit to say. Yeah, you're good at that. You really are. You should do more of those. Yeah, that was fun. If I pick up some weird stuff like that, I'll send it to you. I'll let you do a review on it. I might have some stuff laying around. But that was awesome, man. We were laughing. Plus, we knew you would give an honest review, too. Yeah, but you did a fun one. It was fun. If they would put them lenses in a regular pair of sunglasses like you had on, I got a pair similar to those. I don't wear them all the time. But it was so fucking funny, man. It was awesome. We laughed all the way through that. It was fucking funny, man. Great job. I love it. Yeah. We need that. See, that's a creator. He took the time. Different camera angles. He made it his own. He's a creator. No kidding. I'm in the same boat. Barely and barely any views. Tons of trolls, though. Full emails every day. Had a bad one today. Called me stupid moron for leaving comments off. Oh, fuck yeah. Her or whoever the hell it was. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. You just keep doing you, man, because... No. I think it was great. You did a great job. Yeah. There ain't a video he's got up. I don't like it. Crazy Russian hacker don't even answer to any of his comments. No. And he's a huge one, so, you know... I wouldn't worry about it. I really care what people think. No, we just don't give a shit. No. I don't. No. But, yeah, I mean, we just... We love your videos. We watch every video. Yeah. We give you a thumbs up every time. We watch you on the big screen in the bedroom. Yeah. That was so funny. We'll be in the middle of a video, even if it's one of mine. Ben's on. We're switching. We're gonna pop. Yeah, I got water. Get a soda. It's funny that you guys call it pop, because in Canada that's what we call it. But I got so used to coming in soda here. So now I'm gonna call it soda. But first time I met Marty, he said pop, and I said, what? I was surprised. What? Is he still on? Yeah, I think so. Why? You know what I just seen in there? What's coming out? The long-tailed egg scrambles. Long-tailed egg scrambles. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, he would do good on that. He could act like Ron Papil. When the state opens back up, it's all cool. He ever gets down here. There's a couple places I know of, but I'm saving for if he ever gets down here. Yeah. I'm saving to do with him. Hey, Ben. We got, remember Ronco? Those Ronco products? We got the original Ronco egg scrambler from 1974 or 1976. If you're interested, we can get that sent out to you if you want to do a video on it. I mean, I'm not telling you, but that's why I said if you're interested. I did a video on it, but I think you'd make it funny, you know, do what they used to do back then. This is nice sitting outside on the back porch. Cat is on my lap. Yeah. It is. It was a beautiful day today. Yeah, Chris said it was 63. He's up. Yeah. Yeah. And then he could sell that on eBay. They're selling for like 40 bucks. Oh yeah? Yeah. I think we gave we gave $1.75 for it. Because they had three on it and we got it out of the half off bin. Remember? Yeah. We got that in Gainesville. Yeah, we did. Yeah. I know shipping is high from Florida to Ohio, so don't worry about sending anything too crazy. Okay. Not a problem. But Well, I'm not going to go postal next time. Next time I'd like to try FedEx or UPS again to see how well they do. I think we can get it cheaper than we did on both of you and Nancy. Oh, I don't mind. I don't mind about that. I'm shipping something to men. I don't care. Yeah. Oh, but yeah. If you ever ever want to do something like that again, you just give me a holler, man. I'll come up with something. You have it. That was good. That was awesome. Awesome video, man. I need to get you down here and we'll drink some stones together. Okay. Yeah. See, you're getting comments before me. See, I just got it. That's weird. You're on a delay. How the hell is that possible? No. Yeah, we'll drink some stones. Sit by the fire. Have barbecue. Make some fucked up videos. We'll go live. Oh, yeah, I got plans for you, man. Yeah, there's two places I want to take you to. If you ever get down here, I'm saving them. I'm not going until I can go with you. So, yeah, one's in the Everglades. Nope, not going. Oh, we didn't like you. Oh, I was inviting Ben. Of course you can go. Oh, you mean, yeah. That big John Mootel. Oh, okay. Yeah. Down in the Everglades. Yeah, that would be cool. Friggin' huge. Big place. Yeah, I know, man. I love when you get shots of, like, the fields and the cows and stuff. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, that's the ticket there. Because we're not in the city limits, but city limits is only, like, a quarter mile away from us. Right. But we're close enough to the road, we can hear the traffic down there. And then, again, like you say, our road, they can cut through and save from going down there. They can cut through and save probably what, eight or nine traffic lights. Yeah. So, they just cut through and then this gets busy out here. They should stop because we get semis on this road and we're not supposed to have semis on these little streets. No. That's why our road's getting tore up. Every once in a while we'll get a quiet evening. It's not too bad tonight, but mostly because it's Sunday evening. I just heard a truck on path. We heard coyotes a little bit ago. Yeah, that was cool. I hear coyotes. And then we have monkeys. Yeah, there was monkeys. Owls. The tree's back here in the backyard last night, but we was out front. They're hard to see in the daytime, let alone at night. I mean, they just blend right in. You can't, you got really watching. I did see one, one time coming down out of a tree and he spotted me and he ran up the tree and started hopping from tree to tree. He was only about 20 yards from here. Right over here by where the tent is. Right over there when I seen him. I drink Miller genuine draft in between the Keystone ice laughing out loud. The beer is flying off the shelves around here way. Yeah, same here. A lot of people buying the beers. Yeah, a little bit of the wine. Yeah, this guy bought 12 bottles of wine. Yeah. But yeah, Florida has a lot of beer drinkers down here. There ain't a place hardly you go that don't have a beer garden. Uh-uh. It's just, I mean, even right in the middle of downtown. Too many people without masks in there. The Chinese guy who owns it was pissed about a guy without gloves or mask on. Yeah, we wear our mask if we go out but we still try to not go out too much. But yeah, we did go to the store today and about 90% of people was wearing their mask, which was good to see. But we got 83 cases here in this little town. Mm-hmm. What's this town, 15,000 maybe? 15,000 people or something. So that's a lot. But it was good to see them wearing their mask. Yeah. Some people just don't give a shit. Then if sometimes them are a loved one, they're going to blame the government. Why don't you do something about it? Why don't you wear your fucking mask? You know, or stay home. Yeah. You know, around here. No, yeah. You know, some people might disagree whether they're out on the water or away from people. Yeah, but they got to stop and get gas and their beer or snacks and whatnot at the gas station and then they're not wearing masks. Yeah. To go out and be away from people. That makes sense. Wear a mask. I mean, it's only a few minutes, you know. Yeah. There we go. That's nice. That looks pretty. And it's pretty, isn't it? Everything he said. Everything he said. You okay? Every time I type something, El Falfa is biting my fingers. Oh. Yeah, Bruno sometimes put his palm on my computer and stuff. That's what he did to you. That's what he did to you, man. Yeah. El Falfa is his cat. How old is your cat, man? Way in the grass. He was born in 2008. So 12 years old in August. He's probably about the same age as my Snickers in. Yeah, Snickers about that age. Yeah. Yeah, she might be a year older. I'm thinking between 12 and 13, she is. Is he a good mouser? Play him on the computer. You're funny. I don't know when Snickers was born because we found her. So we have to guess. But I'm pretty sure I'm pretty close. She was she was a kitten. We found her. He had three brothers identical to him, but they all passed away. He stays in the house most of the time. So he doesn't need to eat much out. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Snickers the same way she's in the house too. She used to be an indoor outdoor cat, but when I moved down to this place because of the road, it was a lot busier than where I used to live. I made her stay inside. She became an indoor cat for her safety because up in the other place I was at there was hardly anybody on our road. So she would lay out on the middle of the road for the warmth and love the sun out there. I was afraid of her doing it here and that wouldn't have been good. She does though. She stays in pretty good. Sometimes if I'm working out in front of the garage she'll come out and sit with me. Yeah. Because I know she's not going to take off. No. But as long as she's sitting there with me I'll let her come out for a little bit. Then she'll go back in. Big furry cats. Yeah, I was reading about them. I wanted one of them at one time. Yeah, but he's beautiful. Got it. Big cats. They're huge. He's fluffy. Yeah. Good looking cat. One mosquito. One mosquito to ruin an evening. Hey, when they fly around my ear they'll hate that. Mosquito in the tent. Forget about it. Drives me nuts. I spent the night in the tent. She's like, what are you doing trying to sleep? Trying to catch this mosquito. You ain't going to catch that mosquito. He just holds still. He's on your ass. You can't see that. He's laughing at me. Yeah, I can. Got him. He updated on the damn headlights for the truck. That was unreal. Yeah, that's funny you should mention that because I was just trying to get a hold of him again today sending out another email. I ain't heard shit. No. That's bullshit. I mean, it's one order. It should come in one order. Yeah. Bullshit. I thought maybe Saturday something would have came but it didn't. Well, nothing's been shipped yet. Because they'll email me when something gets shipped. Nothing's been shipped yet. Hmm. I ain't fucking real. At least if they would have sent the headlights I could have both of them in. Like I said on the video, I can't put one brand new fucking headlight in than the other one like that. No. I mean, you can get pulled over for that because they'll say, well, why is one light dimmer than the other? They had a good review on them too, didn't they? Yeah. Yeah, that company's got a good review. Yeah. But it's a company. It's not through like eBay or nothing. Right. It's carports.com. I thought, well, shit. You know, I mean... Hmm. Bullshit. But no, I haven't heard a damn thing. No. Maybe we'll hear something this week. Well, if not, I'll just have to tell them, well, you know what? This last email here won't get for me because I'm an attorney. Yeah. You know, I hate doing that shit, but you know, damn, you take my money and then oh, you get shit when we decide to send it. Yeah. You know, it didn't take weeks for them to get their money. They had their money in seconds. Yeah. You know, I don't know when I'm getting my stuff. He's right. Unreal. Bullshit. It is. I need to get an oil change. I'm nervous to go get one. I'll probably just wear a mask there. I have two... two, three, two... 232,000 on the Dodge. Yeah. Journey, now. Wow. You want to catch up with me, Ben? Oh, Moose. He's pushing a quarter of a million. You're pushing half a million. Yeah. But just a little over 1,000. 1,500. She'll be on half a million. Yeah, that's that dog you shouldn't drive around. Yeah. Maybe you could get your little truck back to Toyota. He can't drive a standard. I'll teach you. She wants your dad's Toyota. That's a cool truck. He's only six years old. Wow. Yeah. Remember when he did the 100-day challenge? Yeah. He put some miles on that thing then. Yeah. That's rude. People don't understand that. It takes gas and shit. He goes out of state. Yeah. Just like us. For us to go anywhere other than the coast, it's an hour. To get to anywhere to film anything decent. He's the same way. You got to travel. People don't understand that. People want to bitch among the blame. Fuck them. Joke them if they can't take a fuck. You know? Yeah. No matter what he decides to do, we'll support him on it. I don't care. I don't care what anybody says. They want to say something about Ben. I'll meet them anywhere and they can say it to my face. You know? They won't like me. There are three more subs to do. I upgraded that truck to the Toyota dealer for a new Honda Civic. The mechanic at the dealer bought it. The transmission was just going out. Crazy story. She liked that truck. Yeah. They were transmitting that thing in two hours. Yep. Clutching on, man. Could have brought it down here. We would have flew up and drove it back. I had a Honda Civic. I like my Honda. We drove through a transmission in it. We drove the bastard back down here. Yeah. It was a pretty good car until someone forgot to put oil in it and blew it up. Well, then it couldn't have been that good if it was going through that much oil that it actually runs out. No, we drove it that much. Oh, okay. It doesn't matter. You know what? A car that's running good, a thousand miles on it without putting a quarter of oil in it. So, if it runs out of oil, it's either leaking or burning it. Something. I'm a mechanic. He hears something. I heard it, too. I don't know, a person or something. Really? A neighbor or something. Jesus, calm down. God, and she wants to go camping with me. She'll drive me fucking bananas, man. Was it dangerous? I don't know. I can't see it. My feet off. I have to be careful, you know. Animals are just as scared of you as you are of them. You sit and talk, make a little noise. Ain't nothing going to bother you. Relax, stay calm. It was a person. I don't know down there. We do have neighbors. Sound travels around here. We're like on a hillside. So, you know, I mean... Ah, your damn bun again. What did you think of us? I don't know. I forgot. It just looks like a shadow figure back then. You're funny. See? No, because I looked it down. You said it every time. You're funny. You said it every day. We got three on. Well, actually two, because she's someone that's one. So we got Ben and someone else. I don't know. He's content watching something. Mm-hmm. He's looking for something. He sees something. Mm-hmm. Watch him, boy. Easy, boy. Easy boy. Watch him. What is it, boy? It's Kenny. Hey, Kenny! Kenny's in the house. Sam and Kenny! You bastards! Kenny does every damn episode. Stan killed him one time. Oh, my God. I killed Kenny. I'm a bastard. I remember this stuff. Looking like you guys are having a lovely evening. We are. We are, buddy. We got Ben. Ben's in the house. Ben's here. I've been talking to him for a little bit. We got the fire going. I'll show you the fire. I'm here tonight. Somehow, the monkey's getting comments before me, and there's a delay. I don't understand it. I don't either. Something just filed a fire. I see it over there in the screen. Yeah. Man, it's like six fucking poppins in there, man. Mm-hmm. Fire. Nice night. Mm-hmm. Few stores are out. Got a monkey sitting next to me. Yep. And a Bruno dog. Yeah, we got a bear Yeah, I wish I had a you're like that Yeah, that's cool Yeah, it's just pretty nice back here, you know got palm trees Oh, yeah, thank you. Yeah, yeah, we need to get out like Out by the lake out out in the woods deeper in the woods and you can really really hear the animals we just heard coyotes a little bit ago and There's two monkeys in the backyard last night We was out front And one of the owls must have spotted me and Bruno because I was walking him around the front yard It was in the trees back here about 20 yards 30 yards from us 20 yards, maybe something right there and there was one in one tree one in the other and The owl started hooting in the monkeys went crazy. Yeah Kind of cool. Yeah, it's awesome Oh They come and go come and go come watch out. I heard some of those monkeys are herpes infected Favors got bananas, so we think they're raining for those bananas to rape it and they want Might be I don't know I mean we see because we're just a couple miles from the river and there's a lot of them down They're not supposed to be in this area, but they are people who live around here. No, they are but If you Google it, they say there's only like Silver Springs area bullshit. They're out here now, too So yeah, I know because I actually seen one And when I when I actually focused my eyes in on him and knew it was a it was a monkey I Started creep back because I can't just came out and I seen it Started to creep back in I wanted to get the camera and that's when he spotted me and he took back off up the tree Start hopping from tree to tree hitting that way over there Was that last year? Yeah, during the hurricane Just after the hurricane. Yeah I don't know, but he's really watching really intent. Yeah Intend all of them He won't keep his eyes off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's cool the monkeys are cool Maybe he thinks the barbecue Well, he's got them satellites on his head for years Mom about to come over the other a little bit Had supper with us and we was talking Oh, I hear it now. Yeah Hear it? Yeah Hold on to him coming close and I I don't know I told her he reminds me of gizmo and she said oryota Yeah, sit down. I want to see if I can pick him up It's just it's an armadillo probably Lighting bright enough. I should go get your dad's flashlight. Yeah. Yeah, hold still. Oh, yeah, leave me out here, bro So They make a lot of noise to armadillos They do make a lot of noise They wrestle on the leaves Ben says as much as I think carol is awesome. I think of the youtube success has gone to her head Just had to just say what's on my mind I think she's live right now. No one needs to do four hour live streams seven days a week Mount Mount yeah, certain times of the year would be crawling with Franchulous laughing at love. I remember driving over them and hearing them crunch under our tires. Oh Yikes, that's scary Oh Can you imagine? No, thank you. That'll be fun No, watch your boy What are you doing? I'm watching it. No, I said watch your boy Yeah, I think they Live over in that area. Yeah over there. Yeah High grass over there She's got our little plants over there. My neighbor does kind of never probably coming in. I'll bet you they walk right past us Probably You hear a burner have three cats out here cats out here with me now On my lap. Oh Pickles pickles and ginger. Yeah Is looking out of Out of the barn Yeah, that's cute. Oh, um Kenny uh Carol's channel was called nothing edited n u f f in edited. Yeah I think she's live right now. Yeah, she was on Yeah, this was just a spur of the moment thing. We just uh, yeah Because I don't smoke in the house. I'll smoke in the garage, but not the house and I said well She was getting ready to do homework And I said well you want to take a break and we'll go out first I said you want to go back? She's like, well, yeah, if you want well first. She says it's too dark. Wake the light'll kick on She screamed at me for calling her carol on a live stream once. Oh, really? Wow So we came out back And uh, she was like it's nice night for a fire. That's what you got homework to do I can bring it out here or do it tomorrow So she went across three got some wood This is screamed with question marks left. Yeah, love. That's funny Oh, she screamed at Ben. Yeah. Yeah, she screamed at Ben Really? I know that. Wow I don't care all the time That's like some people call me morty. I don't care, you know You call me morty and call me shit bear. I don't give a shit Monkey or Lord we don't care I'm only about two emojis on her channel I think cuz she she thinks she's gonna get in trouble from youtube. I don't know if that's a new rule or what on youtube I don't know That there that's what she's saying. Oh, can he puts like 30 of them on we don't give a shit You know, you don't care If that's the case they can limit them theirself. They can just uh, if you go more than two it grays out, you know Yeah, that's not up to us, you know, that's that's their platform That's what I meant about things going to her. That's what I meant I didn't know that She went live right after we we got on live. Yeah, I think she was live last night I'd like to do one a week, you know Yeah, but I don't want to do it every single day. No, I don't want to do it every day, but Yeah I just I like keeping touch with you guys, you know, because you guys are my friends and just you know Once a week on a weekend or something like I had no plans on going live this weekend Um, I still heard bet asleep with the doll, but you know, it's everything that that's happened and you know, I was just like well, I'll hold off on that a little bit and uh So I might do the doll thing next weekend You know, what would have been a good one? You should have bet me I would have had to have my fingernails painted hot pink for a week Which have been fine on me because I don't I mean that suckers day after you painted them for me. They'd be like, all right, it's lifted. You can go places. Shit Be down there trying to sell my stuff That'd be funny Oh you and subscribe to carol Say, how'd you get that before me? I just got it. I don't know to the day daily woo see To the daily woo all to the daily woo I'm not subscribed, but for some reason I'm getting notifications. I'm not subscribed to the corporate bagger, but I got notification today I'm like, I'm not even subscribed to him. How the hell I don't know, you know We watch the woo, but He likes to do a lot of the disney park. She watches him. I I won't watch him But if she puts him on, you know, whatever He's running the disney thing in the ground. Yeah, that's just too much I liked when he was doing and going places Well, he did a question and answer not too long ago and uh, he said he'll never do banding places anymore Yeah, that's your roots. You know, I mean, that's what got me started, you know by watching band And I made a video and that was it. I was hooked and There's You know, I that's why I want to try to keep with that and keep with the with the uh, the paranormal stuff because that That's just what got me going. Yeah And uh, you know, you got to stick with your roots the same way carpet bagger the same way He did same damn thing he won't uh He does rude side attractions now And theme parks and stuff. I mean, okay, that's great, but you know, it's like how many people were there before you It's like it's like adam the woo uh Went to do that theme park in ohiobe and uh the americana uh He didn't get past the gates and uh The owner came and shoot him away, you know And I got in there. I spent a couple hours I did both parks Right inside each other the other one's fun land or whatever Yeah, I did them both and I spent a couple hours on each one of them But you know another thing did you notice been that the people Here lately everybody's I'm the first ever to do this Like like oh more I'm the first ever to do a dumpster diving video. I'm like bullshit I've seen that video and I've seen other ones that was a year before that his first dumpster diving video Yeah, why that's why you guys you guys will hear me be a smart ass to say I'm the first ever to do this Whatever You know, I'm the first I'm the first ever doing upside down video I might I mean, it's like, you know how many how many places in ohio that I've done It's nobody's done and never will because they're torn down now, you know, who cares who cares just you know make it enjoyable and uh, oh more what was he asking he was asking for Uh ideas on what to make videos on and I'm like you're supposed to be a creator Create something, you know You should make a potato gun and do a video, you know what I made one at work Yeah, right before I had to quit working right before I got sick Yeah, I'm didn't I yeah you did she she come in it was a slow day. She said what's that I said, it's a potato gun Don't get me started on jenna marbles. Oh god. She had a video two days ago about cutting her own hair Oh, yeah, I saw that Well, you saw she saw clips of it because Vivian tries did it and had her clips in it. Yeah She had four four point seven million views in 12 hours Yeah, unbelievable. Isn't it how they get those views? Yeah Yeah, but even try them Oh and that cooking show we watched just got had a t-shirt on Who was it? I'll think I would but I mean he does all right pretty Pretty good, you know, I mean like his content, but his shirt You know had his logo and stuff on it But right underneath it right in front of the camera. You can't miss it It didn't say the myth the man the legend it said the man the myth the legend He changed two words. I'm thinking come on now That's what I always say Jean lustre marbles That's pretty good I like that But I was gonna try to cut my hair too like that. I thought that was a good idea Yeah, but it's not the point we're getting at. No, I know. No It's not worth all those millions I like the scotty kilmer channel You know scotty No, but who's that canny or bent canny Okay, well since you're both on If you get a chance check out scotty found it. He's from our area somewhere in here He wants to hook up with me some time and do some videos. He doesn't yeah, he's cool He does some great content He's starting to get big now I told him of a couple places that we did that he went and checked out But he got him a new jeep or something he keeps showing his jeep but Anyway, but he does he does go he got caught the other day Oh, yeah, they got caught you getting trouble. No they got caught in Somewhere around here in a an old Shit not insane Oh, yeah, yeah, there was body cool But they got busted. Oh, but yeah, he's he's got he does some good places huge fan of scotty Right with you canny I like the scotty kilmer. I don't think I've ever seen scotty kilmer No, well, I've checked them out. Yeah, but yeah, but check out looking for new stuff Yeah, scotty found it all he does is abandon stuff. So yeah, yeah, that's what his channel just abandoned And it's 99 florida. He he did go where to go to georgia or somewhere south carolina north carolina or something not too long ago Yeah, anyway, he did a couple places up north But uh, he's from down here in this area. So I think he's been hanging out with someone from england that was here or something I don't know He's a mechanic laughing at Can't say that. I'll have to check him out though. Yeah. Yeah, definitely checking out. That's for sure Yeah, I'll move down on that He's getting more stuff for the fire Pull that limb down and I couldn't get it. Yeah, and you walk over Yeah Oh, you turned it around. Yeah, okay. No problemo I'll be right back I gotta boxy. Look at him. He thinks it's for him Oh, shit, that's a cigarette. That one that would have been bad. Stupid Yeah, well, I can't I can't afford to do that a couple times a week I mean, I'm gonna burn him up anyway, but one at a time, please Yeah, right. I thought that was a flying box Chris Yeah This is the side up. I got it right. Yep. Look, it's got a hole in and the picture. You can't even see that Well, it's bright the camera. Yeah Four on here now Sometimes you gotta fake it to make it, right? Yeah, I gave Bruno a stick earlier He didn't even go after it and I remember when he'd pop he he would he would pick them up and everything. Yeah I'd come inside 45 degrees. Oh tomorrow will be perfect 68 and sunny. Oh, yeah, that'll be nice tomorrow. Yeah We get some 40 degree weather down here quite a bit. Oh, yeah winter time Be like 38 at night and 82 in the morning Or during the day and then Chris is 50 here now. Oh, is it? See, I just got that Cheese I don't know. I don't get it, man. I don't I'm getting the messages before he does. That's funny. Do you bring yourself? No, I'm good No, go with daddy. Huh? He's picking a twig. Yeah, he's picking up twigs. I asked too long Man, we were used to up a lot of firewood now Showing us did because we had lots all over here Yeah I don't remember reading a big stack over there. Yeah, yeah We're gonna have to bring that stuff across the road Yeah, there's a dead tree over there that fell down a long time ago. So I get cut up though Yeah That would be good to bring over There's a lot of loose stuff over there that you can bring over Right, bro. No He relaxed. Never never seen a Yorkie so Content outside Okay, honey It's been been said videos yesterday. We're hilarious Our videos What do we do yesterday? Well, I did Eli. Oh, we did the garden. Oh, yeah, I did Eli my friend. Yeah That was a good one Yeah, we like watching fun videos Team Moo Moo birthday videos laughing at that. Oh, yeah, I watched them today Funny shit. You need to watch him. Oh, yeah, he's dancing He's got these lights on his head For his wife's birthday. Oh, yeah I can't wait to see you guys harvest laughing at that Yeah, Team Moo's video is this. Yeah, we gotta watch them when we go in. Oh, okay. I meant to tell you about that. Yeah, or some Funny shit He cracks me up, man. I like the one Where him and the puppet was Was in the cemetery Where the volts are inside? Oh, yeah Yeah Oh, I love him. He's fucking funny. It's hilarious, man. He had the puppet On these symbols. Yeah Had his puppet on there singing rocket, man Yeah, Dean has a ton of COVID-19 cases in his area Yeah, I heard about that his hit. Yeah, extremely hard. Yeah, I heard about that. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's bad up. That's weird. Oh, yeah I don't know why he don't have more subs than he's got. No, he's only got 800 or something. Really? Yeah, that's it. That's it. Wow. And I mean he's been on a long time. He's a creator. Very talented Yeah, he is talented. Yeah, like me or Bannel Send him a request to do a song. He'll do it for us Moon birthday dance is so random. I just watched that video. I know. I watched it earlier today He was spanking his ass. I was in the singing one song. Yeah, a happy birthday, baby moon Oh She calls him big moon. He calls her baby moon He had a paddle spanking his ass and he's like, okay, I gotta stop now that I won't tell you anymore because it's too fucking funny. Spoiler alert I'd love to hang out with him For a weekend Him and Ben Yeah, yeah I'd love to hang out with the two of them Just for a weekend, man, that's all I have. That's on my bucket list to get with Ben and moon 142 we've been on we'll go to two hours and we'll call it All right I've known Dean for seven years now personally coolest guy you'll ever meet. Yeah He is Well, he he did one where he was sorry because he went in somewhere and He was kind of a smart ass to him. Oh, yeah, and yeah, he went back and apologized to him Yeah, he did a video on that. It's called. I'm sorry. I was we're watching together Yeah, he's he's he's freaking awesome I started watching him when he had the the bear costume Thing with the red nose and stuff. I started watching him when he was doing that stuff I remember spent several years ago. He was in that old minivan He had a vest on and put one of them little red lights up To go explore a place because he thought, you know, if somebody's seen him They would just think he was the utility guy Forget that Oh, man, I love it. I really want to see you too, Ben You get down here, buddy. You don't have to get a room You don't have to pay for food. I might let you buy a couple beers You got you always got a place to stay here. You move to, you know If he would ever be able to but yeah, you you've always got a place to stay here. You get down this area and food eat If I have to all snare us a squirrel or an armadillo, but we'll we'll eat Uh, we need the bacon and eggs I'll go kill the neighbor's pig. I don't know. I will get something But yeah, man, you're always well our door's always open for you, man Always I've actually had people email me. How can you call them your friends? You guys have Doesn't fucking matter You know, I mean Like when you're doing a live stream, I mean they're right there They just might not be in the same room, but you know, you guys are my friends, you know Best friends, you know, a lot of people have friends on cbs back in the day Yeah Never met them. We'll get together. We will we'll make it happen. Yeah Yeah, when all this shit, you know some sides and everything we get to moving around again You get down here. We'll get you back home, right? Huh? What yeah, what's mmm. I hate when she does that. Is that a yeah? No, maybe kiss my ass. What? I don't know what that Oh, you always go. Hmm. You get down here. We'll get you home. We have to but yeah, we'll make it happen. That'll be fun Do some food reviews do some comical shit I remember that video you did been uh when you went to clifton gorge been there many times If I know you was going I could have told you Right exactly where it is, but now on all one of the lookouts right before you get to the main road Which would be on the right and then you kind of um He said thanks man. Good thing to look forward to during this virus mess. You're welcome, but anytime and uh, but when you look out over that That lookout point that that you go out onto that little deck If you look a little bit to the left and straight down if the water's low There's a motorcycle down there in that water The street bike someone's apparently stolen it But it's been down there for like 15 20 years. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've seen it many times. Yeah Love the yellow springs area so nice. Oh, yeah. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah Yeah, I've been to yellow springs See right before I moved down here, you know, I was in pick what Piqua, Ohio It's only like a couple hours I did the Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I agree 100% But I filmed the few years ago Well several years ago now, I guess don't seem like I've been down here almost four years. I know Been down here three years three years and some months, but I went to the Lyma tuberculosis hospital That was a cool place. You gotta be careful there because I guess people get a lot of trespassing there, but We parked right in front of the gate and there was a neighbor like right there out working in his yard He's like, how you guys doing? I said, oh, we're doing fine Won't go check this hospital out and he's like, yeah, you just walk that trail It's right up there. You can't miss it I never had fucking problem probably because he knew Yeah, I had a camera shit. Well, but I don't know but There is a way to go in the back way, but I never went back Went that way because I was only there once but I was there for three or four hours Yeah, you know Yeah, if uh, if new can't make you laugh They're really cracked cracked down now. Allen county makes tons of money from Busting trespassers. That's why I never went. Yeah Yeah about that. Wow Yeah, they I'd like to have been back when this all started because I would add a lot if I'm going through all these Oh, he used to be fine. Oh, yeah, that's what ben talks about used to be so much fun Yeah, you know and uh, now you gotta you just gotta be so careful. I mean, they're cracking down everywhere Yeah, well, you know florida is one of them states They can just stop and ask you who you're You pretty much got an inch on Yeah, you know, I mean they're allowed to do that and that's bullshit, but you know, it is what it is But yeah Yeah, it's it's just hard to you gotta be so careful You know, it's like when we did that the outside that hospital. Yeah She walks right up the window and I'm like, there's a fucking cop on right pass I'm like, honey, you gotta be careful. Yeah, and then she's walking right up. I said, I don't get back over here There's a sign up there. She's like She's walking up and she's like, oh, there's no trespassing Oh, like a cop just went past you know No, I said, yeah, he did All the dumb cubes exploring ruined it all for the us legitimate guys. That's that's right. Yeah, they sure did man I mean you go into a building with back on and shit and You know, and there's always six or seven of them in there raising hell and joking and screaming yelling And it's like just go in and enjoy the place, you know document it and leave You know, but no they got a you know You know spray paint everything or through I'm 51 I'm 51 fucking years old man would lock me up Yeah, they're going to spur I mean it was like a few years ago remember those kids they actually filmed themselves Um Inside of a house. Yeah, they escaped. They thought it was funny. They thought it was funny. Yeah They go in turn things around. It's you know, come on show some respect You know at one time that was somebody's home or that was somebody's business They put their harder and their life into and then you know Now it's sitting empty for them to go tear up. It's not right Bruno shit man big time How long you soaked straight burn it? Yeah, see if I've been able to cut that up your dad's chain so I had to go No, I'm laying in the sand man. You wouldn't itch like that buddy rule Bruno buddy rule Bruno the man running fast as you can He said won't get up. I was in here, right? That's funny. Let's go It's funny to me earlier I'm down easy easy boy easy killer Well, I think we're gonna call it here Well, I'm gonna say peace out was so cool hanging with you guys tonight really had a good time So I just now got that. Yeah, I was just saying just as that popped up I was just saying we're gonna call it here. It's been great hanging with you too, Ben Appreciate you stopping by. You're awesome. Keep up the good work, man. You got my back And hers too, so uh, Kenny. We'll see you later chris. Thanks for joining Appreciate it. Love y'all have a great week y'all stay safe. See you Ben. Take care, man. Bye Ben