Put on your tin-foil hats, shiny-side out for this video/audio of Nolan's full retraction and apology IN HIS OWN WORDS.
A chap I know across the pond pointed out to me Nolan's hysterical parody rants, so we decided to combine our noodles and put together a parody of our own.
And for Nolan, a little message to you: It's parody, just like your videos. So quit whining and enjoy it.
Don't like it? Sue me. I'll expect you to show up standing behind your laptop chirping about "inalienable rights" while the judge awards the remainder of your worldly wealth to me.
Sounds like fun. Give me a shout when you are ready to donate more body parts to the courts. But I don't expect a donation of stones. Dunkley already has the first pair and I don't expect you to grow another one.