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Taylor Momsen's Wildest Moments

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Uploaded on Jul 8, 2011

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Hey there, Upper East Siders! I'm Jager Weatherby from Wetpaint Entertainment here to wish a big fat happy birthday to starlet and burgeoning rockstar, Taylor Momsen! The former Gossip Girl star reaches the big 1-8 on July 26th. First of all, Taylor, hope you have an amazing day with lots of presents and your favorite kind of cake! Second of all: We need to talk.

Over the past few years bad girl Taylor has made sure that every part of her underage body got plenty of fresh air and flashbulb exposure. But now that she's an adult, maybe it's time to put away such childish things. Well, maybe "childish" isn't exactly the word for the leather diaper she wore to a concert last year, especially when paired with a midriff-baring "I Fuck for Satan" shirt — but it's certainly not an outfit you'd find in a boardroom.

We actually wonder if Taylor will get bored with her risque style now that it's not taboo. Will she still, say, wear a shirt that flashes her breasts, nipples modestly obscured with electrical tape? Perhaps she'll grow bored of such games and start wearing clothes that don't require tape to keep from veering into "ohmigod-what-the-hell-are-you-wear­ing" territory? Then again, now that she's all growns up, she's no longer a walking felony if she lets it all hang out — so maybe she'll rock the same outfit sans tape.

Of course, even now Taylor doesn't always take electrical-tape precautions. At a concert last fall, Taylor pulled down her shirt, thrust out her chest, and gave the audience a good look at her underage boobies. Taylor doesn't so much have nip-slips as carefully planned nip unveilings, and this time she took 'em out and showed 'em off like she was at Mardi Gras. Except it was September... and no one was throwing beads... and she was 17... and everything about it was terrible.

Taylor doesn't always shock us with her outfits. She's also perfectly capable of provoking deep sighs with the things she says, as she did last year when she announced, "My best friend is my vibrator." Oh, honey — we realize that you wanted to shock us with that, but really we're just sad you don't have a best friend who's a person.

Here's a brief list of the things Taylor has done and said and flashed that we don't have time to get into — stripped in a music video, sang about screwing a priest, burnt her dog's severed testicles, poked her butt out at a Japanese fashion show, and played a concert with her tampon string hanging out. Happy birthday, Taylor! Apparently our gift to you is a big ol' bucket of shame. It's kind of a crappy present, but you don't have any and you really, really need some. Maybe if you start clothing yourself, we'll get you a pony next year.

Ouch, too much? How do you feel about Taylor Momsen? Sound off in the comments below or join the conversation on our Facebook page at http://www.Facebook.com/GossipGirlFan... And be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel at Youtube.com/Wetpaint. XOXO...

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