 everyone and welcome to the Facebook group, the International Brotherhood of Polyvarnes, as well as progressive discussions. I am your host, James P. Madonna of Megalife21. The founder of the group, among other groups, not just Facebook, but on Twitter and YouTube and now Tumblr, progressive discussions, I created this particular group, as well as the other Facebook groups in 2012, before I was sabotaged by a neoliberal, not an alpha male, let's put it that way, pussy, a pussy that loved Hillary Clinton, that that that ratted me out, that ratted me out and caused me to lose everything, years of hard work, all because of risque photographs of Rick Flair's daughter that she posted. She took selfies of herself in a hotel room. I put them on my group, where I thought the particular group had no rules, because I set it up that way, and apparently, you do not have total control over the groups that you manage and create. Guess who has total control at all times? The big hawk knows control-free geek Mark Zuckerberg has control over even your own groups that you create. You have no control, so somebody could rat you out, and it's their word against yours, and Facebook always takes the word of the complainer. Okay, yeah, you know, it's like it's a it's a it's a fascist dictatorship. It's going to be payback, but it's going to be payback. It's a fact, it's a fascist dictatorship. That's exactly what it is. It's not a democracy on certain webpages like Facebook. I never have drama on Twitter, YouTube, Tumblr, Google. I never had drama only on the control free control by the member of the quote unquote tribe, the tribal member with the hawk knows. That's where you go. Yeah, you know, we used to have a big mouth insulting a geek in school with a very high IQ. His name was Eugene, of course, Eugene Hoyas, and he used to get beat up by all the jocks because he used to call them, you know, all kinds of names, saying that they were, you know, they were stupid, they had no brains and blah, blah, blah, and he he had a high IQ. So they used to rough them up. Now, I think I think Mark Zuckerberg was probably one of them that got beat up in school, but I would have loved to give him the back of my hand a thousand times if I went to school with him back then. I would love because I know I know he is using the internet and the money he swindled through spamming, allowing spamming and scamming. I know he's using it as a penile extension as as a form of testicles. He's using his power on the internet. But anyway, seven lucky bells for this week's live show, The Chick Keep the Demons Away, the Hotel Bell, representing the Hilton Hotel on Polly Fly Road in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the New Jersey branch office of my host, Mr. Jeff Zambella. How are you this week, sir? I'm standing. I'm ready for a great show tonight. There's gonna be lots of this bigger camel toes tonight. That's right. And I also have the world's largest and loudest jingle bell. I took it out of moth balls. Jesus. The cord just snapped. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, but you know what? I can easily fix that. I got some strong polypropylene cord and I will fix this little bugger. Wait a minute. All right. You know what? It will have to go into the repair shop for now. But the polypropylene has nothing to do with hockey puck flipping over. Well, are you talking about a, well, a sperm in a zoom? Because that is singular for sperm in a zone. I believe sperm in a zoom is the term for one sperm, one scum guppy according to Dr. Ruth Westheimer. She says all it takes is one sperm in a zoom to fertilize an egg. So a hockey puck. Yes. A hockey puck. Yes. Dinner and a crotch tail. Oh, I should say cocktail. I'm sorry. Donald Boos. Donald Boos has joined us. We just get the Golden Cape on award. There's lots of contributions. Hi, Donald. Donald Boos, formally. I want to get some bikinis there on the cruise ship. Formerly of Dumont, New Jersey, now residing in San Diego, California. Will he say something? Or will he be inducted into the castrated K-Pon award? I know Pratyay Singh appeared and I was, I held back about inducting him because he's a great Akhara. And he contributes also to the, to the, to the well-heard of Balaban's page. She is a great Akhara, well-experienced Akhara practitioner. He might be a grand, a grand poob. He might be a grand poob. He might have a high rank in the Akhara, but he has a lot of experience. So I, where is Kashi getting booked? Well, Kashi's coming. Kashi's are coming. Kashi, maybe more ways than one. He's coming more ways than one. Get it, Jeff. Little, little Jack corner joke. He, no. Oh, no, wait a minute. Yes. Kashi is a coming. No pun intended. This April, in, uh, southeastern con, con, connect to Kant, uh, uh, United States of America at your, at your, connect the con, connect the cons. Uh, he, he, he will be, uh, doing his great seminar in the U S of A for the first time at Yuri's gym. And he will be, uh, he, he's being flown in by Donna King, the, the promoter of alternative and circular training. Otherwise known as Kelly Calzone, but I call her Donna King. That's her stage name and the hope little, little, uh, little Jews heart. Anyway, it is now time for our official consumer advocates, sucker patrol. Okay. That's the new whistle. The sucker patrol will begin. Now I just want to tell everyone before I begin our, uh, consumer advocates, sucker patrol that I have some delicious Valenzano winery cranberry wine, 100% cranberry wine from Valenzano winery of South in South Jersey. They also make an outstanding blueberry wine, which I have inside. I will say antioxidant rich and also uncle oxidants, besides antioxidant. Oh wow. That is, that's definitely cranberry and it's definitely cranberry wine. So, so, so when you ferment a high antioxidant blueberry and cranberry by making it a wine that I am sure that accelerates its medicinal, uh, functionality and, and when you watch the video, uh, tomorrow you will see my fancy special wine glass, uh, for this show. Um, and, uh, I decided to do a show. Well, the show, right. Now, now, uh, this time I'm using the fancy wine glass instead of the, uh, Polyvarn paisley mug because I'm not drinking anything that would, uh, require a mug. I just, I wanted to add a little class, but oh, because I'm drinking cranberry wine, I might be accused of being a bullet, you know, because, because maybe, maybe they might think that the alcohol is affecting our judgment and the things we say, like, uh, yeah, this is the way I really am. I don't need, no, I don't need help. Well, like a Mr. Taraz, Mr. Taraz, Mr. Taraz of Perth, Australia accused me of being a bully because I exposed his malarkey over there on, uh, Rosewater kinetics, Mike Rominsky's website about the elite, uh, materials. The, the bet, the finest wood money can buy, well, even though he doesn't buy it, he gets it for free. The finest wood available, making the finest Indian clubs and Persian meals. Meanwhile, they crack, uh, just by staring at them, just by looking at them, they crack. And, uh, like Herman Munster, when he, before he used to go to work, he used to look in a mirror and say, oh, you handsome devil, you, and then the mirror would crack. Oh, yes, uh, Yvonne DeCarlo and his, his niece, Marilyn, don't forget. Even though they called her the ugly duckling of the family. Yeah, sir, questions. Would you like her, uh, Ginger or Marianne? I like, I like Marianne because she showed her belly. I like when a woman shows her, her navel, her, her belly and her hip bones and all that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She had that farm. She had that role in the hay farm girl, look, Marianne. You know, and, uh, I just want to, uh, start with a little consumer advocate. I want everyone to be aware and, uh, and take notice that quite often, if you shop at Walmart and you look at the price tag on the shelf, quite often when they scan it at the register, the price is much higher. And most people will say, I don't feel like, I don't feel like waiting for the manager. Just I'll pay it and I got to go. I think that's a scam. I think the Walton family of Walmart rigs it that way. So people do say, Oh, don't, I don't have time to wait for the manager. I'll pay the price and leave. Okay. I think so because I went three times. I went through the self-checkout section of Walmart, you know, where they, you know, where they lay off cashiers and you have, you do. Yeah, all the people are doing that. Have you noticed what a whole people on the door? Yeah, you got, they want you to scan the item yourself. Okay. Now, Walmart's self self-checkout three different occasions, Jeff, they gave me the wrong change. And then when I went to tell the front end manager, she's giving me a dirty look like I said, no, I got the wrong change. Look, I, you know, it's like, what's going on here? Okay, another thing. If somebody buys you a gift card from a retail store, a retail chain, read the fine print on the gift card because I was given a gift card for Christmas by a relative and lo and behold, what did I find? I found an expiration date on a gift card. How could there be an expiration date on a gift card if the person paid a flat amount for the gift card? In other words, the gift card has a specific value, Jeff Sandbell. Oh my God. Like in other words, you buy a $50 gift card from a retail chain, right? That gift card is supposed to have the value of $50. Right. Now, what if the person doesn't, doesn't liquidate, doesn't use the gift card in a timely fashion? Right. Yeah. So what does that mean? Ah, the gift card expires, which means the, the, the sleazy retail corporation keeps your $50 on the gift card. They, no, they don't keep it. They steal your $50. Someone has to stop buckling down on the government scam. That is a scam, Jeff Sandbello. Which brainchild or what type of brainchild at these evil corporations would do such a thing to poor people or to older people? Do you imagine giving someone that, to somebody's grandmother or somebody's mother that did her, you know, an elderly woman and then the poor lady goes to the gift store to get a gift. There's something she needs and, you know, people, no. Where can people don't have a one disposable income? Yeah. And then what's going to happen is they're going to say, oh, your gift, your gift card, your gift card is worthless. Sorry. You can't use your gift card. Oh, why can't I? It's not because it's cash. It is cash. It is cash. It's like, as long as that company is still in business, that's cash. It's like, it's like when, when you go to the casino, you don't have coins flowing out of the machine anymore, a slot machine, you get a voucher, you get a ticket, and then you go to the cash machine because heaven forbid, they should hire personnel, right? So you go to the cash machine, you stick it in the machine, and then the machine eats, what if it like eats up your voucher and you get nothing and then, I know, you know what I'm saying? Don't worry, don't worry against this. Guess who's going to win? The house. It's a scam. It's a scam because, because there's no consumer protection these days. Now, speaking- Why don't you want to let it to the attorney general of New Jersey? Right. That's your consumer advocate, right? That's why you're an attorney general. In a spray situation, you know, with the hot air after tax money, what's your gift card? Yeah, if somebody buys you a gift card, it's not supposed to expire. It's supposed to be worth as long as that company is in business, that sleazy retail company is in business. That gift card. You're supposed to close that retail company. Well, the retail company happened to go, from what I understand, they went belly up within the past year. They did, they really did go, but there are, let me think now, it was, it was a chain. It was a retail chain and they were, well, no, no, they were bought out, they were bought out by a larger retail company and they, it was, it was, it was one of those nationwide chains that you know, as time went by, they decided to sell it out and let me think now. Anyways, we are sure to do that, so screw those people. Yeah, no, it really, Yeah, it really was a retail chain with different locations. They just happened to get bought out by a bigger company, but I am sure. It's like an automobile company called BMW parking their cars all over the street, but meanwhile, you know, nobody else could park their cars that pays taxes. But I just want to warn everyone that gets a gift card from any retail chain, even the big ones, please look for the fine print and read it, you know what I'm saying, read it and read it right away. And if it does have an expiration date, that's not ethical. You know, I just want to protect people with gift cards that are not, that don't realize that there might be an expiration date on them. I'm going to give you another example. So if I'm going to close next and buy gift cards at the radio, I'm sure that they'll order that. But if I go to BJ Statehouse, a corporate franchise, I guarantee I'll bet you anything there'll be an expiration date of that. Well, I tell you one thing, if I ever buy a gift card for someone, uh, before I buy the gift card, I will ask them a few times, there better not be an expiration date on that gift card I'm buying. Otherwise, guess what? I'm not buying it because it's not on, it's dishonest in my book. You do it to tell the people that you're going to make a permanent. Yeah, listen, my, my uncle Artilio, who is now deceased, uncle Artilio, who was in the Italian army during the World War II, before, before Benito Mussolini, he, when he used to buy a new car from a dealership, he say, uh, by the way, you want me to buy that car? Take your, take your dealership advertisement off the back bumper of the car. Otherwise I want you to take a few thousand dollars off the price because I'm advertising for you for free. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're creating a, a billboard out of the back of my bumper and you're getting free advertisement and you're making me pay top dollar for a new vehicle. Uh, take it off. Oh, you don't want to take it off? Well, then you better take a few thousand off the price of the car because I'm advertising for you for free. So you want to be competent? Yeah, I mean, it's, it is, it's true. You're driving around and the name of the dealership is on the back bumper. Uh, I call that free advertisement. And I remember buying these big, uh, these t-shirts with the big Nike emblem or Adidas or Reebok. How sneaky. Talk about sneaky, sleazy retail wall retail Wall Street pieces of garbage being so sneaky to do that and people don't even realize they're advertising for free. Yeah, they're paying to advertise. Absolutely. Absolutely. Anyway, I'm holding up my, um, I thought it was a very durable can opener from Walmart, by the way, but guess what? After a few months, it broke. It broke. What is, what is it with all these can openers that I'm buying that break prematurely? Uh, uh, is it possible that products have built in obsolescence nowadays? A few months ago, but it fell apart when you're growing up. I remember the 19, you know, your mother had a can opener from the 1960s or 70s. It probably lasted 20 something years. You know what can opener I'm using now? The one from the dollar zone, the one with the, the blade that looks like a parrot's beak, the old fashioned one where you, you're sticking in and by hand and you go, beep, beep, beep, beep, like the military ones that this, the survival can openers. You know, the one it's got a blade and you go, the beans, the cans of a whole amount of chili. Yeah. Yeah. Dending more or whatever. It's a, it's, it looks like a parrot's beak. You stick it in the side and like a lever, you're using leverage or you're using a lever motion. You're, it's opening the can and it opens it up easy. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm using now. But I mean, it could be the dollar zone or the dollar trade. I thought it was two, but the window is a dollar. But yet people, one gets to be a diamond tycoon with hundreds and billions of dollars. Like one man and then there's another man from Europe and there's another man from India. They want billionaires. How do they make all this money up a diamond? Oh, by the way, Jeff, I am, as you mentioned, cubic zirconia, I am sticking a large pair of cubic zirconia jumbo cubic zirconia stud earrings right in front of the camera and people are right now, our viewers are able to see the, the aesthetic perfection, the beauty of a cubic zirconia dime. So you, you talk about the diamond industry as I'm waving these around about that man. These diamond tycoons, James, they're telling the banks what to do because they have so much money, is there a certain bank that they said, oh, I'm not going to be taxed on the interest, I'm not going to be there. So they'll say, I'll take my money elsewhere. Well, you're going to report to your taxes. Because who do you think is protecting these diamond tycoons? It's called the police. Well, how do the police get paid to the taxes? They want to be rich, but they don't want to be taxed them. Hey, same thing with shareholders. You know what a CEO can tell the shareholders if they try to bully him and push him around? Hey, man, you're buying stocks. Stocks are, are securities. They're speculative. I'm not guaranteeing you, I'm not guaranteeing you're rich as a profit if you're buying common stocks. Yeah, but look at, when you see the video, people, the people can, can view the dazzling beauty of a cubic zirconia diamond. And these are the jumbo ones that I'm showing right now. And you people out there, they get suckered into spending $5,000 on an engagement ring, you know, like K Jewelers or Jared's or, or, or Zale or Zales. Zales. I mean, they're paying, when you pay a storefront rent at a mall, a shopping mall, that's not cheap. Well, even, even the diamond sold on a, on a main street of any town by a, you know, a mom and pop jewelry store, you're, you're still paying top dollar for real diamonds and mine you, mine you people. The, the, the beers, diamond mining company of South Africa, they deliberately control the exportation of diamonds so they can control the price. They can keep the price up. So they can keep the price up. They deliberately control it. Yeah. And, and, and forget about chocolate diamonds. They're probably the cheapest freaking diamonds. But I think most of the, that's a very, a multiple repulsive is chocolate diamonds. Yeah. I don't want the brown diamonds. It's like it came out of somebody's ass out of their, out of their anus. Brown, a brown dress shirt. I'm going to have a white dress shirt or a blue dress shirt, not a brown dress shirt. What woman would want a brown, a diamond on her, on her finger or around her neck? Get a red ruby or a green emerald or a purple amethyst or something. Or a, or a sapphire, a sapphire, which is a dark blue. Aquamarine. Now a sapphire and a ruby are the same stones. They're both corundums, except one is red and one is blue. An emerald is in the barrel family. I used to take up gemology. That's what I'm saying is a gemological course. Let's see. Aquamarines used to be a semi-precious stone. Now they're borderline precious aquamarines. You know, people, we are getting viewers, but damn it. Nobody is commenting or participating but they sure like to participate when they type, you know, and text in private and when they type on that stupid big shnazola Facebook, you know, post, this stupid post that they put, they sure like to type away on social media, but I'll be damned if they type on a live stream show. And this show is going on YouTube, use your bronies out there. If you didn't know it ahead of time, it's going on YouTube. Damn it. Yeah, that's right. Look at that. Look at the size and the beauty of these stupid zirconia study, study earrings. Ah, you don't need this to pay through the nose for real diamonds. Come on. Come on, consumers. Why is up the honeymoons Ed Norton Bell, Thelma, the Thelma Bell. With a nice honeymoons, a couple could go on if you buy the Cuba Zirconia and that's $75,000 on a flawed diamond. They can get flawless Cuba Zirconia and then a wonderful honeymoons plus a down payment on a house. I got even better idea. Instead of making the poor old man the fascia, instead of making your father pay 20, 30,000 or more for a wedding reception, why don't you use that money as a down payment on a townhouse or a home for a newly wed married couple. Yeah, go get married at the city hall. Yeah, yeah, you really have to, you really have to have anything more. You really have, you broad, you broads really have to have a hand carved ice castle and your freaking wedding reception. You really have to drive off in a, in an old fashioned horse driven carriage or an X caliber or whatever the hell you, you know, you really need to have all this bullshit in your wedding reception. Come on, come on, be honest. You know what I'm saying? Throw the fraud in a hotel room and consulate the marriage for crazy. What's this bullshit, this annoying bullshit at wedding receptions where, where constantly relatives are going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. They want the bride in the groom, the kiss, and they're staring at you with a big smile on their face. Fucking mothers. Yeah, they're always, they're always staring down the couple with big grins on their face going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You know what I'm saying? And you know what the worst is? And if you got married and you're at your own wedding reception, everybody's asking you. So when are you going to have kids? When are you, when are you going to give your, your parents grandchildren? Why don't you mind your own fucking business? Seriously, mind your own business, you bitch. When are you going to get pregnant? When are you going to give you, when are you going to have babies? Oh yeah, right away. Right away. Let's have babies and take all the Please, let's pay off the used car loan. Yeah, I mean, when our kids and then babysit at these, while, you know, the mother and the father have to go to work to get a thousand dollars a month for daycare. Well, what about daycare? What a babysit is, what, what about quality time for the newly wed couple? They have no quality. They have no quality time. You know why? Because at two, three in the morning, they hear this. They got no quality time. Nobody's getting laid. Everything, everything. They're all like, you know, they're all changing dirty diapers. There's no, there's, yeah, there's nobody's getting laid. They're changing dirty diapers. Why? Because your idiot relatives are saying, when are you going to get, when are you going to have babies? When are you going to have children? I got, I got a new sphere. I'm on this earth for me to enjoy life, not to not to like dedicate my entire existence to kids that are going to shove me into a freaking nursing home. The first chance they get and, and, and they're going to have their hands rubbing together like, like two wall street tribe members. They're going to be rubbing their hands together. I can't wait to get that inheritance. Don't go on vacation. Yeah. Don't spend the money. Don't enjoy yourself. Keep this a bench. Yeah. No, no, dad. What are you dad? Mom and dad? What are you, what do you need to 14 years old? Keep, you'll keep it running. What do you need to go on a cruise for? You don't want to go on a cruise. No, keep the money sucked away. Stay home. Eat, eat rice and beans every day. Oh, you don't need to go. You don't need to take mom out to dinner. Yeah. Don't pay for the kids down the street to shovel the snow. Dad, go on shovels room snow. Get a hot jack, please. Get a hot attack. Assume, assume room temperature, dad. Assume, assume, take a, hey, hey, you know something, you know, it's more comfortable than your mattress, the dirt sleep, the big dirt sleep. I'm telling you people are, people are blood sucking, parasitic, no good load down. I'm telling you. Money, money, money. You know, people, people, these, there's polyandes on social media and they think the world is wonderful. The human race is wonderful. Everything's wonderful. I love everybody. If you go to these, look at me, leave me. Yes. If you go to these, these Facebook groups, let's say groups about circular talk, circular training with a steel mace, you know, the people that give seminars and you go there and everybody's blowing sunshine at each other's ass. Oh, hey, guy, way to go. Hey, big guy, you look great. Oh, yeah. I'm going to that seminar. Oh, yeah. Oh, $1,000 ahead. That was a hold on. I got a blotter with it. Consumer, consumer for suck up. Masher, stop, stop that lecherous man that with the thin mustache just charged me $1,000 and taught me nothing. Hey, remember that disco song, bad girls talk of was it done in the summers to two. Yeah. Beep, beep. Bad girls, nothing about the sad elbows up and elbows down. Oh, that that mace goes round and round. $1,000. Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching. Paul Tarris won't go winsky charges $500 for a pair of shit as clubs or beware of the thin mustachioed man from Mission Viejo. $1,000 ahead. And he says, oh, he says it's 10 o'clock, two o'clock, seven o'clock cock. We're going to rock around his cock as it goes into your ass with no lubrication. Going to rock around the cock tonight. That'll be $1,000, people. Oh, no, no, we'll give you. I'll give you a discount. Let's make it 800. Oh, you know what? I really like you. I'll only charge you 600. I won't teach you anything. I'll just charge you several hundred dollars. You know what I'm saying? Oh, by the way, if you want spring water, that's another 700 dollars. That'll be extra. You can't drink spring water after my seminar. Yeah, so now getting to the nitty gritty, the seriousness of the show, because we can go on and on about all the charlatans doing seminars. I mean, I mean, but we can, but and we will. Yeah, but we're very bad great men from the other side of the world, but we're seriously, our jokes are bad. There is he getting booked after a 30 30 30 hour flight. Okay, there is it. Okay. There is a man called Kashi is a great Polyvon head coach of international Polyvon competition of Australia in the South Pacific, a great Paul Persian and he's Persian. He's a real Persian. He's he's flying a squillion miles from Sydney, Australia. How come no other alternative gym owner in the East Coast or the or or the Northeast, which just say very affluent in the Northeast, where people have more money than people in the South. Yes, they have they have mula. They got scolera. They got it. They got it. How come none of these gyms, none of these MMA gyms, alternative gyms, whatever you want to call, none of these gym owners are booking the great Kashi is knowing that he's flying over 30 hours this April to southeastern southeastern con con connected con US of a to to to perform the perform to do to do his workshop at the great Yuri's gym. How come no one else is booking this great man? You're going to make this man fly all the way back to Sydney, Australia. You're Bronies after you after he does one workshop for Donna King or Kelly Kelly Calzone. He's got to fly all the way back to Sydney. Shame on you people. Shame on you people. Seriously. It's really despicable that no one is coming forth. No one. No alternative gym owners coming forth to book this man. I heard today that Austin, Texas is one of the most, is one of the more wealthy or affluent areas up and coming of the whole United States. It's much different. And I actually, Austin, Texas is a is a land full of fucking asshole socialist yuppies from California. It's it's Texas has always been Republican. I heard I heard a land of Georgia guy. Yep. Yep. They got yuppified to Socialist Democrats. How come? How come a landmark in this high technology of capital of Texas? But how come the famous, how come the famous landmark known as the Salt Lake barbecue establishment in Austin, Texas have no Wi-Fi? That's another thing. That's another That's impossible. Austin, Texas, ask anybody within the show. Austin, Texas is one of the most high tech areas. This is on recording that this cannot be erased. It's on YouTube. It's a permanent record and it's kind of a permanent quote. Austin, Texas is one of the most technologically advanced cities in the entire world, the planet Earth. Yeah. So how could the Salt Lake have no Wi-Fi? So for a certain thinly mustachio man to go live on YouTube with yours truly, James B. Madonna after he made plans calling me up almost every day telling me, we're going to go live from the Salt Lake. James, we're going to go live from the Salt Lake. He's calling me, telling me this. And then he stiffed me. And just like he stiffed, he basically stiffed us in low-dive New Jersey and he begrudge everybody hydration of ice cold spring water presented by the generous Daniel Ramsey of New Breed Fitness. Oh no. Everybody's got to clear out of the gym. Okay. Now, getting back to Akashi Azad because this is important. You gym owners are fools if you don't put Akashi Azad really. Think about it. What if you were cramped on an airline for that many hours flying halfway around the world to do one seminar and you know you're a polyvon, polyvony head coach and you're doing a seminar in one gym only to fly all the way back another 30-some-odd hours back to Sydney, Australia. Why aren't you booking this great man? This is like Vince Lombardi giving a football. Right. This is like if you took a any group of legends in any given sport and you put them together and they did seminars. You don't fly them in halfway around the world to do one seminar. It's not it's not a back of the Boston Celtics. You wouldn't just send him to overseas for one in advance. I mean just think of what what kind of a seminar like that would do for their gym unless they are part of that clique that uses the steel mace and and bullshits people and charges them a lot of money to swing a steel mace. Maybe they don't maybe they don't want to promote real old-school polyvony you know like Kashi Azad represents the real deal an honest man that's not going to rip people off a man of integrity that you know. A block of wood to make his Persian meals. Maybe a lot of these gym owners because I noticed they're part of the clique of greed. You know that's why some of them post on other people's pages and they don't post on this group. They post on there because they're part of the tear ass Mr. the Mr. Mace man and the tear ass clique. So I noticed certain individuals will post on their alternative circular training pages but they won't post on the international brotherhood of polyvons because of what we represent and we represent the kind of honesty and integrity that Kashi Azad represents and maybe they're just interested in cashing in on people and not really teaching them the proper way to exercise in a circular manner and they're not really interested in their progress and their their improvements in fitness and how well they do results. Maybe they're not results oriented. Maybe they're sales oriented. Maybe maybe making the big big mamoo like Kramer said on sign for the big mamoo making the sales is all they care about is profit before people on the planet like the diamond right so you see how all this is made finance the diamonds the consumer purchases well do you see how everything we have been talking about it all flows and and makes an excellent segue into into uh being a trainer that cares about the results of this clients as opposed to to ripping them off interesting I am I'm staring at another consumer uh fraud it's called the pop-up blocker uh ad block rated number one but on google google chrome number one ad blocker pop-up blocker number one pop-up blocker guess what money money money guess what chef sam bell off my page and get out of my house these advertisers and let me enjoy it i don't interest in google or facebook or anybody but it's not but listen this this award-winning pop-up blocker is not doing its job it's not blocking the pop-ups shame shame on you ad block and i'm exposing your ass and i'm exposing google chrome because you are are spamming the crap out of me every day just like facebook spams the crap out of people and uh this yeah it that's another uh chis chisler's hall of shame inductee is google chrome and the award-winning ad block now getting back to proper form we all know that the gym owners are very foolish and very inconsiderate for not booking cash is up now proper form is crucial to maximum results and exercise and to prevent injury and your proof of that jeff sam bell because in your workshops of your muscle and ministry with a message in your workshops you promote safe exercise with uh non ballistic uh safe biomechanics perfect form and this is how you rehabilitated your shoulder injuries you rehabilitated your own injuries by not going ballistically with heavy weights but by concentrating on perfect proper form uh uh people don't realize this that if you take let's say a barbell or a pair of dumbbells and you do it like two seconds up four seconds down you know and one and two and three and four and you do them like that in strict form the way you're supposed to you will get far more better results in muscular strength and power and and muscular definition then if you would just grab a heavy weight and start throwing it around ballistically and you're going to get injured anyway it's bound to happen you will get injured by doing not doing it in strict slow fashion and what people don't realize is you you build more muscle coming down in the negative or retrogravity portion of the repetition when you're coming down you're building more muscle that's why you're supposed to come down slower you know uh and if if you take if you get to the point where you've got a barbell dumbbell set and and it all of a sudden let's say six months down the road it becomes too light for you well just start coming down slower like 15 seconds 20 seconds when you when you do the negatives come down slower and that's what bob hoffman taught in his uh 1940s uh york system of barbell training he says when when the when the weight becomes too light do it slower come down slower yeah and uh you won't get hurt so i know that daniel ramsey in the new brief business is awesome i use a lot of his principles and actually today i actually purchased a couple of um medicine balls with handles on them it's like a new type of product i got a 15 pounder and a 20 pounder and so daniel ramsey says you build your strength as far as like the absorption so when you're going down i do like the trend first um playing schedule plan the final plan and so and that's in each particular set is all three plans anyways um so instead of using a mace like daniel taught me i can also use these medicine balls so i can with the handles on them right um which is like a like a kettlebell but but more more fun i mean lunges into every single movement they learn a new brief fitness i can use those products it's amazing now that i'm forced to teach it's amazing how my brain is cooking in and growing and innovating and to be conducive to the environment that i may be teaching that week and so i teach with the mace and then i also show how to use other implement well just think just think about how how great and then and then the body weight stuff it's all it's so safe and your muscles they're they're under touch time under tension so you're actually building the muscle but you're also enhancing your cardiovascular system your functional mobility everything all at once plus you're exercising your brain because you're going to think through all these patterns because i'm always changing as per day to remedy you get thousands of different routines thousands instead of just a 360 the time i do now what you can do was there you know what this we want i use hammers a copper's hammers i forgot the word dead blow dead blow here and then i use um i use um smaller sputch hammers i use regular sputch hammers i use um wall hammers with long hickory handles i use keva belt i use um pairs of dumbbells of different weights to do the the the um indian style um uh dumbbell swing for like high repage and again so good that form that it's it's how to explain but there's all kinds of twisting and movements well you're supernating and pronating your wrists your hand position and i'm letting the actual the gravity do all the work but just by holding on my ligaments joints and tendons again stronger oh yeah supernation pronation and i can go longer and it's just it's a beautiful life and everything yeah team these three thousand year olds that use um um um a wooden double that's about uh about six feet long and it's an elegant tool waxwood stuff and i do a lot of these kung fu movements uh but the stick is part of my warm-up um there's at least five routines i do with that and it it's just man i'm telling you the joints and the ligaments and tendons are my body the more i study the more i teach the more the more i do all the stuff every day it's just it's so beautiful like i wish i knew this like 30 years ago yeah well even when somebody does even when some Daniel Ramsey taught me yeah um that's not like a hard munch for middle-aged workers where you lose your balance no Daniel teaches how to do it with them with the mace and um and now i'm using those um the medicine ball or the hammer on it as well to teach the men that i'm teaching different things in different ways they can afford to do these things especially while these guys live in apartments they can't be a long a long mace because they have you know limited space and they have a coffee table whatever in the house and so i'm trying to teach them with other improvements that i'm using the same principles i learned a great investment that is why the best money i ever spent was going to Daniel Ramsey um a new breed fit because he because he has a he has a martial arts back he has a martial arts background that's why he's i'm not saying the Ramsey you know i have the most respect for that man i'm going to tell you james because james i mean i learned this about you right but because i practice it jale just touched the tip of the iceberg because if you keep practicing his principles you can become like him you can become creative innovative and you just discover every day is a discovery and i'm not kidding you that man has given me a gift well you know aside from supination and pronation there is uh protra when you're doing rowing when you when you're working your back you're not supposed to use your arms you're supposed to use pronation and i'm sorry protraction and retraction of the scapula so so your arms your arms are supposed to be hooks they're not you're not supposed to use your arm muscles and back exercises and rowing and i'm just i'm just saying this for the viewers um and also um i believe that with dead blow hammers sledge hammers of various sizes and the more hammer you can they all can do what indian clubs persian meals and agata can do or mace they can do what all those tools can do at a tiny fraction of the cost a tiny fraction of the cost by going to a hardware and the head to the cash from the handle right and not only that you know you're talking about people that you're talking about people that live in apartments you know when you're grabbing a hickory handle you have an outstanding gripping ability uh compared to these uh these steel mace that are being sold where you know there is a possibility in the summertime i don't know if they don't have the knurls uh you know well embedded i mean you there could be an accident but i'm just saying that the handle will never have an accident because think about it if you're a landscaper and you're using a sledge hammer or shovel or whatever right your hands don't flip no because it's wood and if you're building a railroad in the late 1800s early 1900s your hands don't flip on that sledge hammer no it's a natural breathing porous substance it used to be alive it used to be part of a tree that could be several hundred years old and this is what Cassie's trying to teach with is single block single block version meals it's a living breathing organism and this is why i really was so happy that he commented when that when that jabroni was defending hel helter gandra and his his rip-off scamming system of making clubs of gluing planks of wood together and he came he he tore he tore into that guy that he's a troll is what he was he's uh he was that other guy was a trojan horse for for western woodturners who take cheap shortcuts in making persian meals and indian clubs cheap shortcuts and this guy was it was a social media troll that dared dared to defend helter gandra's methods and kashi azad came to the rescue of the group and yeah and he tore him up because his oh kashi's right there's only one traditional proper way to make a pair of persian meals and it's one solid block of seasoned wood that is kiln dried with no sap inside not like the uh like rosewater kinetics uh taking pine trees and not properly drying them and then some some poor soul uh spends a few hundred hours and then they crack on him uh i know i know there has been there there is a victim in italy of helter gandra a very severe victim of helter gandra he wants to keep a low profile he does not want to come forward all i know is if i was ripped off i would be all over the internet cursing that person out you know um but anyway uh let me ask the uh the vining rods all that mumbo jumbo on rosewater kinetics page about the finest wood money can buy and you are buying elite products was that all a brainchild of paul terris wokowinsky uh uh marketing mumbo jumbo a big yes it said jeff it big yes from the vining rods i thought i thought that was in rominsky's terminology because rominsky has kind of like a redneck way of talking he doesn't he's not he's not as articulate in the english language to to put you know to uh concoct the wording on the website i knew that was paul's idea the the club is that cracked um now um the people that own these uh alternative gyms in the united states do they have their eyeballs instead of focusing on a real polyvon like kashia's odd that they have their eyeballs on the people that are into ripping others off with steel mace seminars a big yes so they don't really give a fuck just like valley's total fitness and and gold's gym you know any any nationally advertised franchise health club so these alternative gyms that that use the word mma they don't really give a fuck about the results of their clients do they know a big no oh yeah big no they don't give a shit so all they care about is the bottom line and signing up members and grabbing their money a big yes people yes they do they have a lot are they pathal um like sociopaths that have feel no remorse when they rip people off yes so does this is just the same mentality as those sleaze bags on wall street the wall street scum oh yes jeff very very very sad world now jeff sam bellows muscle and ministry would a message of teaching people the truth and the right way to exercise and the right way to eat and the right way to live in the long run will jeff sam bellow reap the harvest of many blessings compared to these other scallywags yes you will reap the harvest of many blessings that's what i thought and will jeff eventually get booked in other church locations down the road a big yes yes and and who knows where that will lead to but i tell you one thing if you're honest and you're a person of uh and you're preaching god's word and you're and you're honest with people it's a tell me something divining rods just like jesus had a small flock is this unfortunately the destiny of the honest and good person is to have a small flock yes yes but isn't it isn't it better to have a small flock of devoted quality clients than people that just show up willy nilly at every damn seminar like uh camel toe uh dina engard yes so so it's better to have dedicated devoted quality clients than to have people just come and take photographs and say look where i showed up i i show up everywhere you know uh on my husband's uh dime of course yeah very good is there anything you like to ask the divining rods is there any any curiosity you have uh mr zanbello oh i'm i've got a heck of a good show i'll tell you i miss daniel ramsey he's just an incredible teacher and he really he taught basic principles that if you practice methods you can apply it to everything i can't explain it to him just i could take a a piece of furniture in my living room right now and i can put that into a tool like i it's just amazing well daniel i really hope that daniel ramsey ramsey uses his special workshops and or seminars as a way of of drawing attention to his new breed fitness gymnasium i think he already has the venue jeff zanbello it's called new breed fitness the man the man teaches light years more information than any of these other uh uh steel mace he is a great client rotation people and very loyal people and because he's a man of character and affordable and and he's a fun he is really affordable he doesn't rip people off no he gives he gives he gives he's a keeper not a taker he really is the man i can't say enough about that man he's one of the highest ethical people i've ever met yeah because you don't have to live in the same city as that man because he is he is a true martial arts person he he he he he he he doesn't he doesn't just talk the talk he walks the walk right just like William Calvami the same thing these people he's a great person he practices gata every day every day 365 days a year and he makes he he's an expert at making homemade gatas like like like kenthe's and see why don't they like real gatas in in uh southern california these are because because what the thinly moustachio man says they they they turn their nose up at all the snooty snobby uh uh women with money and and tight spandex they turn their nose up you know i remember why i would like to use a gata hey kenthe's and told me he has no problems getting his clients uh down to the to the clay sand pit with the hoe digging digging and or climbing rope he he's a great person he doesn't have any problem getting his clients to do old school a car or training for ropes or or do whatever yeah right or swinging concrete homemade juries uh uh uh uh uh indian jories there you go they don't have any he doesn't have any problem because there are people we are in california which i don't want more money than any place in southern california california is one of the most optimal places but how come they're good enough for those people but not good enough for southern california which is like to swing a gata these well they need to get the one message baby or something promoted gata you know we know these Japanese southern california would would use a gata well there maybe some misinformation there are people and i'm sure there's many out there that would respect hardcore training with old-fashioned hardcore equipment i am sure there are plenty out there now if you got if you got some they're not gonna kick back a company you're the coach i i mean you or me if you're a trainer that that's worth his or her salt okay and you got some rich snooty snobby person says i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna do that i'm like either wait a minute you gotta be the alpha i'm the trainer here you hired me to do a job you hired me to get results you're gonna do what i tell you but no you got the thinly mustachio man worried about oh they're gonna fire me that he's worried about he's worried about sucking up to these rich hoity toity people and and you're supposed to be in charge did Vince Lombardi uh a shiver in his timbers if one of his football players you know uh wanted to do things their way you know absolutely not or you guys that weight close to 300 pounds or bill bella is bill did does bill bella check take any crap from from his players hell no hell no hell no hell no that's right uh uh uh and um yeah don shula who started with the legendary boltamore cults and went to the miami dolphins uh um you know these people uh um um these people don madden of the old oakland raiders right matt coach madden uh um yeah uh you know i mean these people didn't take crap they they were the coach and they let people know they were the coach you know and that's how you have to be as a trainer you know you can't be like this thing is my most important tool and i spend at least 15 20 minutes of each of my classes going through different routines with the stick and it stretches everything up my forearms my fingers my my scalp you know my rotate a cup everything hey i wonder i wonder if it comes in different i wonder if the dowel the curtain rod dowel comes in different types of wood maybe maybe some are harder than others or heavier yeah i'm sure you hear if you're working in a cult rax you know you're going to grow from 1980s that you get like $5 tips the god game coach of the games club i'm sure when you have like a million coats uh you know it's a piece of put it whatever right well um oh anyway don't watch that crap i'm just saying i told these guys i said you know and then i gave them the four big uh yoga mats right and then we do stuff on those the awesome uh mobility routines uh i'm telling you james you can i can give a paint can right and i can do routines just about a minute about you know i can't paint that weighs a few pounds and i can do a routine with those things i i suck i can use anything yeah i use a pack in the glory well three pounds thirty pounds or five pounds or ten pounds you know you know what i had a conversation with this trainer that was absolutely ripped the shreds with definition and he says i don't lift heavy weights he says i could take a pair i could take a pair of lighter 25 pound dumbbells and and when i when i use them in strict form going slowly he says i could get much better results with that than than with heavy weights exactly and you were talking about doing uh dumbbell rows never do with heavy heavy weights i tell you yeah you can pull some serious models in your thoracic region well well you know what if you've got a pair of lighter sledge hammers you could do uh purge you could do this thing is i could do with a four pound front hammer that i can hardly do this that's going to be if you use the leverage the correct way well they there's a pair of four pound dead blow hammers i think has much more torque than any indian clubs made exactly made and what about purging clubs if you use a pair of sledge hammers you have much more torque with them if you're doing the that's why they tear down old houses give us a bunch of compliments to help renovations and you lift down walls with sledge hammers that's a lot of torque well i'm saying if like if you want to do traditional persian uh persian to the water torque of power in less than a range yeah when so you can do persian club swinging traditional persian club swinging with a pair of sledge hammers you don't have to you don't have to spend four or five hundred dollars or more on a pair of wooden clubs you don't it's pretty oh but they don't look gorgeous because they look so pretty and that's why i bought them because there was a certain someone who got the first pair of signature theory that says i need those i need those well they're functional well look look at look at the medicine ball with the handle you you can not only do video well listen you can not only do uh kettlebell swings with them but you can throw them up in here and catch them as as it's coming down like a medicine ball you can catch them i can do sagittal planes and travel plans and then take it at waist level and then push it over my head to the right side to the left side they get shoulder routines in the same routine i just get my legs in are they shopping there are a thousand us but i think i could do i i'm dating with them are they are they a leather rare lunges front lunges side lunges i can do everything with these friggin things are they are they leather are they are they are they leather or like vinyl what are they exactly they're like a hard rubber okay okay and how much how how heavy do they go up to they should go up to about 30 pounds i got a 15 pounder and a 20 bomb but that's not bad 30 pounds is not a not a bad size yeah but i want to do stuff that i can do good reps and good form i don't need to be a big shut-off e-man if i wanted to show up my house for me and i'll do it together but i learned i want to get too heavy of medicine ball or too heavy of certain punctual training improvements it's not for me it's like i'm not meant to swing a 35 pound mace well because zimbolo yeah one record is meant to do a 15 bomb mace and a 20 pound mace well because because of the vulnerable because the match it protects my elbows my shoulders well because yeah my lungs are my heart beautiful well because of the vulnerability of the shoulder joint it's so vulnerable and my forearms get a beautiful pump when i use 15 pounds or 20 pounds i don't need to use a 35 pound mace so who could have said to me in the hospital when i get elbow checked that's true nobody in your house all of the unknown uh let's go down the unknown classic where the hell is garden god give him calls fucking show off well there aren't they on the juice the ones that aren't aren't they on the juice the ster on steroids the no no no no these are good guys they're just they're misled with the egos you shouldn't be swinging a 35 pound second mace oh you're talking about uh you're talking about okay weighs like 400 pounds maybe even yeah you're talking about the people that uh think about higher numbers instead of quality yeah it's true if you're such a you're such an athlete go to a real support or play tennis and here's another top tennis player but don't tell me how stuff could pull you out to the swing of 35 pound mace you're a nobody this is for playing softball for the local restaurant team look at them they don't respect you see people have to realize people people have to realize just how just how vulnerable the show the shoulder joint is you know it's like this is why our shoulders can do what it does elbows well look at the look at them the tall look at the tall mustachioed man who uh who brags about uh how that you know that oh a 50 pound mace is getting uh it is too he says the one person that does 55 by me i respect him you know i'm talking about but he also is very strong naturally 10 feet in his leg is thick as a tree and i'm like can't get quite strong as well you're talking about you're talking about a man who's close to 250 pounds a self-solid uh muscle and i'm not trying to bother up with Ken Thieson Ken Thieson's the real thing but not everybody's a Ken Thieson i mean when Ken Thieson when Ken Thieson takes his homemade when he takes his homemade god and weighs it on a scale in a video and he zooms in on on the numbers on the scale he zooms in and he shows you 75 pounds and then but nobody nobody's booked at him what the fuck now i'm getting mad nobody's booking Ken Thieson then he picks listen then i literally he then you tree they climb rope ladders ladders ropes ropes he does he does like that obstacle course they have in the military 50 pounds yeah these hundred and fifty pounds weaklings so you're going to give 35 pound mace which has no point of doing and then they wonder why they have elbow tendonitis elbow surgery multiple times they're not Ken Thieson well you you know people why don't these Thieses and these six booked Ken Thieson who's a real athlete right well you've seen how many how many reps he did with it you saw how many reps he did with a 75 pound gata that he made he did it he did it with ease but that's that's a 250 carry oh oh that guy you know that king that's why i said that king scepter that looked all pretty and everything they look like a dildo they reminded me of a dildo right and a grappler too he's a grappler also what the fuck why why why please why is Yuri's gym i'm not it's not Yuri's it's not Yuri's fault why is Yuri's gym being booked with so many ham and eggers really i mean when you think about it you know i mean all right no i'm i don't mean like kashi is the only yeah kashi is i know listen kashi you need some apple cider vinegar kashi is the person who has the credentials to do a seminar at Yuri's gym period you know i stopped listening to taras ever since he did that video about keeping your hand separated i i just lost respect i just and you know and then he you know he don't have the decency to contact you him and mike rominsky didn't have the decency to contact you to apologize for selling you defective merchandise and charging you all that money for clubs at crack didn't even have the decency to give you store credit or coupon or or or for you a partial refund nothing so between between keeping his hand separated because because kelly feels like doing it right all right and he's smitten with her so keeping the hand separated and not even respecting a customer like you now now enough kashi is the only and season and book kashi is odd and book william calvani exactly and and black salt and resilient jiu jitsu which is a very great top sport and and real sport william calvani fights against or competes against real men not fake right and and also daniel ramsey should should go on the road is one of my favorite people i respect that guy so much he should do he should go on the road also and get booked doing seminars or or or just really promote his his workshops at the gym i'm gonna promote daniel ramsey as much as i can because you know he as far as an education goes these are the people that will give it to you daniel ramsey are one of the top for education for for actually training educating his clients students at the top lord i new jersey garibaldi avenue lord i new jersey new breed fitness then you have the others william calvani ken thieson kashi is out here in ramsey he's not all glossy he doesn't have that guy all fancy carpeting he doesn't have like fancy pictures over he's he's full school blue collar real real real without that's right thieson mohamma olie george foreman results yeah because he's an intelligent man that apply because he applies science to his training of physical fitness he he's not a numbskull he's not an imbecile he's alone just to surrender to create is welcome to get rid of it next week i'll have even more routine just because of what daniel ramsey taught me well daniel ramsey teaches you how to learn i don't know if that makes sense it's kind of weird but yeah some people teach you the mechanics or something but daniel what he teaches you he teaches you how to innovate well you know what that you know what you know what this reminds me of i was watching a netflix an old i was watching every old kung fu movie i could find i watched one where the man developed a brand new form of kung fu based on the work he was doing the labor he was building scaffolding at a bamboo and he was as he was tying the scaffoldings you know when the joints come together as he was tying them he was using the scaffolding like a wing chung wooden dummy he was like he was going hot like every movement every movement of the labor he was doing the job he converted into a martial arts training routine so it reminds me what you're doing you're you're being creative you could turn anything into an exercise i'm gonna post a video tomorrow i'm just telling you the guy is unbelievable well this i'm fascinated about this uh medicine ball with the handle jeff i'm i'm really fascinated by that but but listen listen it's a ball and then the rest of the ball okay the round is the ball the handles don't stick out what they did was they carved into the medicine ball to make handles oh okay sure what you have it's them they carved into the ball now you have handles oh so so it's one molded it's one solid piece yes it's a round item and then they carved right into it really the hero it's it when you see the door yeah yeah you could have you could have an image on right now but look up okay medicine okay all right so it's like it's like a samtola i'm sure you know with samtola has the handle carved right into the log into the wood please like a samtola like this like a something better than that uh gang around i could i could play gang around these principles with the maze but for somebody who doesn't have um who's a close corner of small a studio apartment or something right um and they don't want bang the wall well i have the perfect solution based on i'm giving the credit to daniel ramsey not jeff riz and mellow i'm giving credit and harm made in tribute to daniel ramsey because he taught me the principles so i can innovate well what you do is post the link to the company that makes them tomorrow also also okay yeah i want to say about daniel ramsey now let's think about it daniel ramsey is a composer who teaches his students to be composers right does that make sense or it'd be like a famous book author teaching students how to be how to write their own books um yeah i understand he gives you into a leader into a creator not a follower he he also teaches you how to give to people i'm able to give people knowledge because daniel ramsey taught me how to be a leader and how to give people knowledge well he also teaches you how to create how to be creative yeah so that's a very special type of teacher true true you know a lot and uh to teach people how to think on their own and be creative and be creative and to teach because you know you want your students to emulate you uh to be a certain somebody really doesn't want that because i guess i'm kind of in a Singapore white a very beautiful white from Singapore is not with uh just coverage from teaching in Dubai whatever and i don't want to give that crap all right that's petty bull crap well there are people that's special because daniel ramsey wants me to teach other people there are people that do it for ego and profit and then there are people that do it very unselfishly unselfishly and ramsey said i should come to his gym for free for the rest of my life because i took his certification class how many people would do that and if i wanted to ask daniel ramsey a question about teaching he he he all i do is my tool or give him a he gave him his personal phone number and i did actually call him daniel ramsey let me ask you a question uh does his new breed fitness a facebook page allow you to post let's say a video of your workshop i could send him something on the messenger then it's up to him if you want to post yeah i mean if you yeah like like if you if you i do that i respect it's not for me yeah like i'm not gonna say we're kato who uh says uh he's got some more to this well he'll pause on page and change the format well as far as i know james p madonna whoever that is was the founder and the creator of the population i think a person should go through james p madonna whoever that person is and ask him permission to change the format of that james p well he um well he was demanding of me to change the whole format of the group he in other words he don't want me to tell the truth about people if he look if he wants to blow sunshine up everyone's ass create your own create your own create your own page create your own page nobody's stopping us look he can put a he can put an image of barny the dinosaur i love you you love me do that do it diddly diddly do his brains are made of poo yeah because he is nothing but a groupie for the us spinning wheel god that go round rick brown and kelly ride a pain ride a pain and pony let the spinning wheel spin that's right elbows up elbows down and elbows down spinning spinning god go ahead sing oh yeah the caroling music the carnival music infomercial pitchman music that's right that's right and i'm going to find a carnival song non-copyright for the next show but a little a little okay now it's time for the boss's whistle and i want to tell everyone that jeff sam bellows great one and only workshop will be tomorrow morning at his a church and i will be posting in a structural video in tribute and in homage and out of respect to daniel ramby of new breed fitness tomorrow my favorite teacher right that is right and you and your workshop will be your biggest workshop is is saturday mornings right yes and that will be tomorrow uh yes absolutely and also before you know it jeff sam bellow will be video recording his workshops and uh and showing people that you can take anything with resistance soup can anything i i do fun squats with a chair i take metal chairs i take wooden chairs i take any chair right there's an offer chair right right and i show the men i think it's mental holding chair and i think now put it in front of you do some squats with it now pick it up put it to the side put it to the side put it over your left shoulder put it with your wrench over it just there's a million things you do with anything yeah and you saw a tire iron out of the back of my trunk and he used to change flat tires with and i can bigger tools back and and and you know that squat with the where the ball is up against the wall and and you lean backwards into the ball i love that well you know that squad came from originally came from martial arts wow without but i believe it because um if you do wall squats those things turn the hell out of your front corner stuff yeah yeah and and your your ass and your and your hamstrings that get a workout too your your gluteus maximus uh you know if you ladies out there want a perfect butt don't get don't get butt implants from a plastic surgeon do do the right uh leg exercises uh lunges and squats and you'll get a perfect butt all right here's a simple one okay ladies you know personally you know a lot of my my class because nothing else i love women i love love love women but i i think it's only appropriate if a woman teaches a woman anyways um because they want to listen to you they don't listen to you on put your feet flat on the floor so she's sitting down lift your butt off off the floor you can hold it at the top squeeze your glutes bring it down don't touch the ground with your butt but keep up maybe an inch off the ground go up again and uh that's just one of many things yes so you show your shoulders tomorrow i'm gonna do a video yeah please comprehensive i'm gonna do a whole bunch of better people don't want to watch a 10 minute video they'd rather watch 10 one minute videos oh no no don't think like that that's what rick brown used to tell me that people have a short attention span hey how about them the hell with people they must get an education we we must they must be forced to be educated one minute videos all right that's your it's your baby that way the people can get square backwards and see oh okay yeah i see okay doing you know a private um uh plank or um uh the bird dog you know the yoga position the bird dog um all right all right another another in other words you wanted all right it's your baby man it's your baby you want to do what i want to do is i want to help people yeah and i think well you have your side myself and i think the way i do it is more conducive for what i'm trying to do yeah and other people to do longer things well i have i have a personal quirk about attention span and human beings i don't know yeah i want to teach people yeah like in other words when you were in college you were able to focus on your studies self-discipline right i don't have a hyperactive motivational speaker yeah i mean i mean i mean i know you know either wake up at 4 30 or exercise or you don't you know you put 400 pounds on this your shoulders to squat or you don't you spend 20 minutes on incline treadmill at a high level or you don't you know it's up to you no but what i mean what i mean is people that uh claim to have a very short attention span that's that's like um that's adolescent that's not a mature adult it has the ability to focus and and as you know it's a job this damn ipod and iphone that lack communications and with social correspondence with people and social sorry social interaction everybody's got ear plugs in the ears and then block out other people oh wait a minute they do that i was brought up wait a minute they do that in canada too that that that's very that's very all the other people have ear plugs that's very wait a minute that's very antisocial in my opinion you know it's like oh heaven forbid a man should hit on a hot-looking 21 year old chick oh poor things getting hit on that's what the hell they put god putting two made two genders of every creature on his planet right you know what i mean jellybean what's worse is they've done people with the ear plugs in their ears are testing on the machine in between sense they're sitting on the machine oh my gosh and you can't say anything to them because they need to kick down the gym if you did this back in the 80s and 90s before steve jobs had all this crap then i blame everything on apple computer i listen listen my computer my friend ipod and iphone i blame everything on that my friend jimmy logore my friend jimmy logore that i will see later he tells me at his gym there are these young girls that come in with tons of makeup on big earrings spandex and you know what that the chick was doing she was doing she does a few repetitions and then she looks at herself in the mirror and she drinks spring water she takes a few sips of water and she's looking at herself in the mirror she's got lipstick oh let me check my lipstick oh and then she got the eye makeup on then she does a few more repetitions bing bing bing bing bing and then she looks in the mirror again takes us take takes a sip of your spring water he says what the hell kind of a workout is this this is yeah this is you know what it is it's attention that we own literally washing their boyfriend's underwear or washing theirs the husband's underwear in the laundry but you know what that's not that's not a workout jeff that is attention getting they want attention please look not even for me you know people who are normal listen if you don't know people that go to a dingy rough neck hardcore gym where people go to actually compete in sporting events that you don't see girls like that in a hardcore gym but she doesn't but she doesn't go in with tons of makeup tons of makeup and spandex with camel toe showing and the crack of her ass showing she don't do that oh you know what i said you know what i saw in the story yesterday last night they were selling special yoga bags to put your yoga kit in it and zip it up and it has a little strap that you fling it over your back oh how cute you've got a little thing for and they're all pretty colors you know they're all fancy you know what it's not i'm not joking jeff they're not funny i'm serious i'm not laughing please woman save all that stuff you have them when you go to the gym where it's kind of loose clothes isn't that the guys are trying to work out you know whatever right yeah please stay there i'm an ecologist you know please arnold schwarzenegger said the key in his old book the education of a bodybuilder he says never dress to show off only dress for comfort for comfort wear loose loose loose clothes yeah i'm going to i don't want to be distracted by some girls but cleavage right and then that makes me weak the number of benchwrestles quite a bit i'm weak or awesome i'm actually jacked up on testosterone natural natural testosterone from my testicles because i got sick and bone or at the gym i don't need to have a bone in the gym okay so that's true you're absolutely right no no judge me listen tell the truth if they want to be if they want to be a cock teaser do it in the dance club don't do it in a gymnasium no you know what they're engaged with you know what they're you know what they're engaged with going down on their girlfriends that's what they're engaged with what's a waste that's hey you know you know what i tell people if you're gonna if you're gonna dance dance with a girl that you're involved with this way you know you're not wasting your energy dancing all night long dancing doesn't guarantee you no dance dancing doesn't dancing at a dance club with strangers doesn't guarantee you anything you're not you're not guaranteed a damn thing hey you know how you know how might you know how you know how william morrow the commercial voiceover guy used to get laid all the time he picked a spot he picked a bar stool in front of big screens that were playing football games or baseball whatever he watched he talked about sports he just talked to people have his drink his beers talk make conversation and then and then if somebody liked them they they walked up to him they started talking to him he didn't go out he he didn't go on a dance floor dance with everybody yeah it's a waste it's stupid it's like it doesn't i mean it's it's nice if a guy's a good dancer but save it for your girlfriend if you have one or you know if you find one that dances you know i mean salsa can be excellent aerobic exercise learning salsa or ballroom dancing excellent aerobics uh but but anyway listen you you got to do your bible study and you got to go to bed yeah uh that's true your heart is in the right place you all you want you're you're sincere right there's three things that point back at you yeah but there's you know how many you're you know how many honest sincere good people are are capable of like cursing and they're still they're still decent people that you could trust you know as your friend that you know you could rely on them as your friend you know and and and also they're they're not malicious they don't do anything bad hey all the all the men of the bible in the old testament and the new testament they they they were worse than everybody i know they had concubines they had sex slaves you know i mean they had multiple wives multiple uh gommadas whatever girlfriends whatever gommadas i love it and they're like but the gommada i love it James that is cool the gommada that uh yeah but anyway uh uh i hope we we gave people an education the grandmother's like get home with your wife never mind that gommada oh was that moon struck what was that moon struck get away from the cat your wife just goes wait a minute that was wasn't that moon struck would share and uh um and uh nicholas cage uh and vinson gardenia was the father the late the late vinson gardenia who i think he was never married he died as a bachelor oh yeah about you know there's a flower called a bachelor's button but i digress i'm i know but anyway but anyway here we go both is with the brother and i hope you enjoyed our uh a knowledgeable universal uh intergalactic pirate ship we will see you next time on our shows bye bye bye bye chief this has been a mega lab 21 production