 And now I shall invite you. Sweet! Invite me. I don't... I can't... I can't invite you. I don't understand. How do you invite me? Cacti, play! Cacti... Cacti, play! Cacti... Cacti, play! Cacti, play! Did you make the world? Can we join you? Oh, I... Oh, your region! Have you... Have you got a region? So I will invite you both, and I hope that's it. And I will once again call it, but it goes lads. I mean, we could probably just join the game, right, if we see it. You should have called it, Excited Abiruticus Beaver. Hey! Are you in Europe? Your region? I assume I'm in Europe. Where are you? Okay, I'm gonna... What region are you in? It wasn't giving me a region! You need to tell them that the region shows down into the bottom right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you. Better go 692. It's getting created. I see you! There's a... There says there could be 12 people in here. Why's I got crying? Can you join me? Oh! Hey, I see you, Beaver, all the way over there! What? You're so far away. I'm next... There's something near me. There's a Spinosaur near me. You guys spawned so far away. I'm on my way. I'm shooting the Spinosaur! It's coming right for us! Did you see it? There's somebody else is shooting it! Yeah, Excited's with you. I got spawned so far away. Excited now! Because like every game I get separated. Hold on, I need to reload. This game's like super loud. Excited died. Jeez, I'm dead! God damn it! The gaming Beaver has died. I'm alive again. I'm gonna respawn. Oh, you spawned where I just was. Let me just turn down that Master Volume bloody hell. Is there a firefighter? There we go. Excited! I just found a gunshot. Die, Excited! Either of you tried aiming down the sides. Yeah, it seems to be okay. There's so much sway. Oh, is there sway? With the rifle. If you look, I just heard a raptor screaming. Oh yeah, there is loads of sway. You're right. Jesus. You want an intro, yeah? Yeah! Yeah, intros! Yeah! It's about a prehistoric chancellor. No, right, we're playing violence. Prehistoric Hunt. The idea is you hunt things that are prehistoric. How'd I do? You did brilliant! It was great, I just... Yay! Welcome to Prehistoric Hunt. There you go. How do we all look? Right. You have not got a mustache, just like real life. I don't know, you've got one now, haven't you? Well, I don't know. I have something. Have you? Okay. You've grown up, Beaver. I've got some facial hair. I've got more facial hair than I have hair on my head. I'll say that much, but there wasn't a fo-hawk option. So, here we are. That wasn't polite. Also, how do you have scopes on your rifles? Oh, I don't. Oh! Your character models, too. Oh, so this is yours? That's hilarious. Right, I suppose we should go and hunt dinosaurs. You guys spawned in the moment you spawned in. You spawned next to a Spinosaurus, which is an ideal. We did? Yeah, so this game, you should expect utmost amazing triple A quality from this. No assets, like they've made them all. They did not rip anything. This is Unreal Engine 6 top notch quality. Do you see the exclamation mark on the minimap? Yeah, I'm running to it. Let's have that erased. Also, they have got nothing but completely accurate dinosaurs, including the swimming dinosaurs and the flying dinosaurs, according to them. This is right. Very right. Beaver's just taking a dump of looks of it. Okay. Two seconds. Let me just unload my cheeks. I'm unloading my cheeks. When you said unload, I was expecting something to happen. I didn't think. Hang on. Let me just unload real quick. Oh, you can get on top of this rock. Oh, my god. Riveting gameplay. Epic gameplay. Epic gameplay. Location discovered. Supply. I don't know if this is my inventory. Oh, this is my inventory. Oh, contracts. Oh, you can buy better weapons, lads. Oh. I have nothing to submit, apparently. Tranquilizers. Get to the chopper. Oh. Oh, I do have some. I have a scope. Yeah, you can take a scope and stuff. I may have wasted money. I don't even think we have money. I don't have enough money because I wasted it on. I will show you. What did you buy? No. What did you do? What did you do? What the hell? What the hell did you do? Is that you? Yeah, I got an Kylo Saurus cooler. Is that money with that? It's just like I'm from New Zealand. Is that what you had Taco Bell yesterday? I'm calling it. Something replied a second ago. Did it? I heard something. If you let us listen. I heard something when I didn't. I can hear something this way. There's something big over here. Yeah, I see it. I see it. It's a T-Rex. Do you mean it's a T-Rex? It's a T-Rex straight ahead. Unload! Unload! Excited. We're not with you. Excited. We need to head towards him. It's coming right for us. I'm getting it. Guys, help. Where is it? Where is it? I'm trying to find it. Look for my name. See it. I got to reload. It's coming. It's coming. Oh, my God. It's a completely scientifically accurate T-Rex. By the way, tell us if you hit. So you know if you're missing it on the way. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's up to me. Vertigo. I trust you to shoot it. It's up to me now. Oh. Are you alive? Oh, you are? No, I'm not. Oh. It murdered me. Excited. What are you? Keep your equipment on death, though. Oh, I've got a T-Rex up there. Oh, my God. I'm so far away. Excited's dead. Wait. Excited died? Yeah, I died. You don't lose anything. You don't lose anything, which is great. Oh, I got it. I killed it. Oh, press O to see new contracts. Oh, amazing. You can take contracts. Oh, so I just killed this for no reason? Wait, is it dead? Yeah, I killed it, yeah. Beautiful. Take that picture. Wonderful. What the heck did I kill? Did I kill the Spino? No. You might have killed the Spino earlier, in which case, if you're near the Spino, try taxidermying it. I've just pressed O and taken the contract for an Ekylosaurus, which will be really handy because I've got the Ekylosaurus mating code. Nice. So, how much sawdust do I need to put into the Spino to taxidermy it, do you think? And now... Oh, my God, I can just see that freaking taxidermy freaking T-Rex. It's not even taxidermy. That's how it fell. Oh, my God. It's beautiful. How would we find the dinosaurs that we need because I need to find the triceratops. Oh, you click on the map when you're in your inventory or sorry when you're looking at one of these boxes. Oh, yes. Oh, you want triceratops? I want Ekylosaurus. Oh, I think I see where the dead thing is. Right, I'm going to go claim the kill, then, of whatever that thing is at the bottom. Where are you... Oh, where are you seeing it? If you click M, it's like at the bottom of the map. Yeah. Oh, not seeing it. Ah, because we shot at it. Gotcha. Oh, right here. Well, I'm excited if you want to claim the Spino, then I'll help Vertica with the triceratops. Like, I'm going towards triceratops as well. Oh, yeah? It says it's down here by the Spino. Yeah. Oh, mine's not. Where's yours, Beaver? Mine's near bottom left. Mine's north, north, west. Oh, we've got different contracts. That's kind of silly. The museum needs triceratops. Not alive, though. No, no, no. The piece was never an option. I've got to kill five of them. Five? I need two. I need to go five, too. You're a freaking murderer. It's even called the chore. It's like triceratops chore, right? Yeah, mine's called triceratops chore, too. I see a sauropod. Oh, that's not part of the contract. Oh. Contracts. Montract. Are you shooting it? I'm hitting it, as well, and I'm talking like 200 meters, but I'm hitting this from. Okay. I'll shoot the bragasaur as well, then. Why not? Oh, wait. Are you seeing one, too? No, I'm seeing the same one. Open fire, gentlemen. There's a contract on its head, even though there's not really a contract on its head, because we haven't leveled up high enough to be able to afford something like this. Follow track. Non-vital organ hit. Fascinating. Did you make the night cycle zero? I made the night cycle normal. Ah! There was no option, I'm afraid. Dammit. Why won't you die? I killed it. Oh, my God. You weren't kidding. The death animation is something special, Bees. This game is something special. Oh, it is indeed, mate. It's a work of art game of the year, cinematic masterpiece. It's becoming nighttime, so I'm turning on my flashlight. We have that. Oh, what the hell? The light is literally just at the end of my sniper. I hear something. Yeah. Well, there's a triceratops near me. There's one near me, too. Yeah, there's a triceratops I'm hunting. It's somewhere in this vicinity. What's this? Triceratops footprint. Right, so if you follow the footprints, it gives you a line on the map that you've got to trace effectively. Yeah. Oh, this looks like a fresh one. Have you found the tracks of the track? Over five minutes. Yeah, over here. Oh. I haven't even found that. Less than five minutes. There's something big on me. The hunter has become the hunted. Oh, f**k! Actually, actually. Where are these freaking triceratops, man? I think they're eating. They must be. I can hear them chewing on a bush. I just don't know where they are because it's night. If you come over here, Beaver, there's a stash. You'll get XP and coins. Oh. Except I've not seen either of those in my inventory. I'm still at 10, but instead of giving me 20 coins. Oh, never mind. It was a brachiosaur I was hearing. Die, brachiosaur! Is it going to kill me? Oh, my God. It's actually going for me. Oh, my God. The trikes are now running away. Oh, sorry. Is that because I shot? Probably. But that's fine. We might actually get a chance to see them in the open rather than near the hills. So just, you know, take that big boy down. Oh, I see him. Oh! Are you hitting the brachiosaur? Oh, God. He stepped on us. Oh, I'm out of ammo. Hold on. Let me reload. I'm loaded to him! Same. Yay! Boink! This is how I get on my Tati Bojangles right now. I really wish I set nights as short. Don't be wrong. I love this atmosphere, but trying to find some trikes is a freaking nightmare. Oh, they ran backwards to his base camp, apparently. Yeah, they did. Can you fast travel, do you reckon? Nah. Not in this game. You kidding me? Ooh. It's fine. It's found a trike. Oh, look at you! Oh, he did his hair. Do you get him good? I got him good. What are the other ones doing? Are you running from me? You're just extending the inevitable. It's something this way. Ooh! There's something right by me. Something just went moo in my ear. Yeah, yeah, I think it's right here. Where is it? Oh, it's making noises. Oh, God. I don't know what it's doing. I think it's doing a threat display. It's probably going to charge. Where is it? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I think it's seen you. Yeah, yep, it's seen you. Oh, God. Oh, God, it's seen you. Get it! Oh! It just made like an amazing sound effect. I died because of that. Oh, my God. Oh, I got it. I killed it. Yes! Nicely done. Failed contrast. Yeah, no, that didn't count for me. Oh, I'm sorry. That didn't count. Great. That's fantastic. And now they're in a completely different location. Oh, yep, I assume too. Why is there a chopper coming? Oh, is there? Oh, it's because I claimed it. It's being taken for the museum, you see. The museum are taking it in the chopper. I'm not going to lie. This looks like the triceratops for dross world evolution. Oh, no. I can't be completely wrong here. Oh, by the way, the beds. We can sleep in the beds. I didn't think of that to make it daytime again. Okay. Oh, there we go. It's like a bloody prize grabbing machine. Right, pre-ton. Oh, my God. I can claim rewards. T-rex kill. Oh, wow, yeah. A little bit of cash, which is nice, which means I can finally complete my first mission of buying a health kit. Oh. I'm a master at this game. Beaver, there's something near me. It's me running. Why? It's you. Oh, you just get the crap out of me. Right. On here, it lets you quick travel. Oh, does it? Yeah. Oh. How? Where? I guess we have to get more of these areas. It's on the base camp. Also, how do we sleep? Oh, we've got to wait for everyone to get in bed. And excitement is quite a distance away. Yeah. It's not happening, man. You've got to just drink some coffee. I will say, if we find any more camps, definitely discover it on the map so we can quick travel. Good idea, yeah. Because this is painful running around. I don't know what you're talking about. This is great. I love it. Love walking simulator. Yeah, it's all dinosaur games. Yeah, this is like playing the aisle, but you don't see any dinosaurs. Like, it's great. I mean, the environment hands down. It gives the aisle a run for its money. You're a funny guy. I like you. Does it not look like a rima to you? Oh, there's a spider chasing my trike. God damn it. You can just clean the kill. How could you? I'm pretty sure. Just do the hard work. Actually saying that if you do kill it, just don't claim it. I guess that makes sense. I was about to say, I'm going to kill everything I've seen. And then don't claim it so I can claim it though. No, no, no. I'll claim it right in front of me. I'll be like, it's over here. And then right as she comes with me. I've got my trike in sight. Yeah, here we go. Run over to me. Go on in. You have your trike inside what? How many shots does it take to kill a trike? Oh, there we go. Six. Six shots. Oh, that was beautiful. Do you remember the game? Was it the hunter primal? That was fun. Oh, God. Yeah. Where's that helicopter? Take my prize away. Oh, there he goes. If I die and get, I'd much prefer. Oh, you found a base camp. You're going to spawn at base camp each time you die. Rather than, oh, we're going to roll a dice and you've ended up three and a half kilometers in the opposite direction. I feel like you saw about what happened earlier. Oh, I saw something. Oh, I think I saw a raptor. Oh, hold on. Oh, yeah, I'm sure I saw. Oh, wait, what the hell are you? Oh, no. It's a Jurassic World Evolution patchy. They just stole the assets. Oh, God. Oh, God. No. No. Oh, my God. It's huge. Uh-huh. No. Damn it. Why is something running over to me? Oh, my God. What is it? Oh, it's a carnitorious. It's chasing carnivores. Oh, God. Oh, God. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Oh, of course you're after me now. Of course you're after me now. No, you're going to die now. I'm going to die. Oh, never mind. I'm dead. But I'm alive again. Woo-hoo. Where the hell am I? Where am I? Oh, on the beach where we killed it. Oh, for God's sake. Oh, my God. My miss did die though. That's good to know. Oh, God. It was a night. Same. Wait. Why don't we just make a new server where it is never night? That might be a good idea to be fair. We're going to lose some trappers. You can't remember. We're recording content and trying to see anything is impossible. Take that carnitorious. We are good enough to kill a carnitorious. I haven't killed it yet. Kind of hard to miss on that. But I'm trying to. Ah, it just bit me face. And Kylosaurus's can't move that quick. How are they two different sides of the map already? Because they're super fly boys. Oh, God. I'm creating a new lobby. I'm setting it to short night. Okay, I'm quitting it now. Oh, it just quit the whole game. I think I'm in Europe again, but yeah, it's called this game is dog war. It's not going to go in the title. I'm going to go to the toilet while you guys figure out what server is going to work. I don't know if I said it to short. You want? He doesn't know if he said it to short. I'm just going to go do what I need to do. Did you forget to set it to short? I think I forgot to set it to short. I got it just got attacked by a freaking pteranodon. Oh no, it's still coming for me. I don't understand how this game works. Do I need to lead the shot or do I just click it when it's in the crosshair? Click it when it's in the crosshair. There's no bullet drop. There's no bullet drop. Okay. That explains everything. I've just got a mission to kill a Utah raptor apparently. And it's the most bog standard looking raptor you have ever seen. It's glorious. Oh God, I think I am right next to this raptor. I think that's raptor noises I can hear and hissing. I don't actually know. Oh there you are. Oh yeah. Say hello to my large friend known as a rifle. No, don't run away raptor. Okay, you can run towards me. That'll work too. Did I kill it? What the hell where did it go? I think it just phased through the floor. No. Are you telling me this game doesn't have any polish? No, 100% like he was running and then all of a sudden he disappeared. I can't join you guys. Is it Europe? Yeah, Europe. Yeah, Europe, yeah. What? There's nothing coming up. Yeah, he might need to refresh or exit back out and go back in. That's this game in general. Why do you make us play stuff like... Every time we play games... The worst part is right, you get such little money for these contracts, right? That you kill them. By the time you've killed all of your dinosaurs, you then need to spend so much money on ammunition. Yeah. So it's like, oh wow, you want to buy something fancy, shiny and new. Sorry, lad, you just spent 20 just to get some ammo back. But really, you need to spend 40 to break even. Yeah, they definitely haven't thought about this game, really. It doesn't feel that way. It worked. We've got to play every dinosaur game, guys. Every dinosaur game. I want to make my own games. I'm going to make a studio called Dogwater. Just fun, you know. Just don't buy this game. There's nothing to it. Please give me money. Guys, got this! It would be funny if it's called Dogwater games, but they're actually kind of good, you know. Like, someone's coming and be like, this game is a mid. Like, I would play a game. Not my favorite, but it's a mid. Mid games. I hope there's two of them in this circle. If there's not, why are you only giving me one circle game? Or because you want me to run to the other side of the game. I know why this is a feature, Beaver. Why? Because, oh, you want to hunt something. The first one we hunted, right, was really close by. The rest have been just, like, so far away. I don't want to give them credit for actually coding this because, you know, it involves effort. But, what if they're doing it? So you have to travel all this distance to hunt them down. So by the time you get there, the two-hour window of a refund has elapsed. Oh, you think so? That'd be amazing. I'm being attacked by a little compie now. And he's evading all my bullets. I'm gonna get your pistol out. Yeah, I'm trying. Get your pistol out. Oh, right. Dude, stand still! Wait till you see the whites in their eyes. Also, I definitely hit this in Kylo. Oh, my God, it's dead. Oh! It was killed by a giga notosaurus. Oh, was it? Which means this one that I chased all this distance was mauled to death by a giga. How many bullets can a cop do? Wait, you lost your hunt to a giga? I did. Oh, that's nice in the game. Oh, finally. Jesus. Oh. Ooh, something only 350 meters away. Question mark. Let's investigate that. Just kill yourself. Just kill yourself. I'm just gonna say, if we were hunting Bigfoot, we would have more fun, I feel like. We'd be having a lot more fun than this. You're right. I know. I know. I killed a copy and a helicopter's come to pick it up. It seems a bit like overkill. I love how the helicopter is basic of just how you move dinosaurs in Jurassic World evolution as well. Yeah. Did it tell me what killed me? No, of course it doesn't. And was it kind enough to spawn me? If they can come pick up those, like, dinosaurs wouldn't really like that. Why can't they move us around? I know, right? Exactly. Come on. Just one. He's won one freaking copy. Good God. Oh. I see him. Yes. I had to shoot and he was like, I'm here. I'm here. You better not kill me. Oh, come on. Oh, God. Oh, that's it. My bullets. What was I supposed to do now? Huh? Oh, for God's sake. I can't even punch you. I'm just gonna let you eat my face. Thank you. I waited for ages for that. And then I... Having fun games? Having a good time, James? I'm having a great time. Great time. Game of the year, James. Game of the year. Game of the year. Game of the year. Oh, the skull and crossbones on the map are where you last died. Not that you made a kill. Yes. Oh. The copy got away then. I have to run all the way back to base in order to run all the way back. This is torture. No wonder this has mixed reviews. It shouldn't even have mixed. Mixed reviews is generous. Yes. Very much so. Rifles. Eight thousand for proper rifles. Oh, my God. You are kidding me. Hopefully we unlock better contracts then because imagine... No, you can't. Thank you. Alright, what is my other mission then? Put a rifle on a mission and med kit. I need to start mission? Very low on health. I don't believe this. I bought the things for the items and now because I didn't activate it it didn't complete the mission so I have to do it again. I didn't activate the freaking mission. This game is torture. Do you know when you stressed it? I was like, oh, a little dinosaur hunting game not the old dinosaur hunting game. I can't remember. That was so much fun. I thought that would be good. Might have a bit of realism, a bit of fun time. I wasn't expecting it to be as boring as going outside in the real world. Oh, it is. Trust me, I hate it in real life so why would I enjoy it in a game? You wait up there and I'll come and try and find the acomp as well because I got that mission. James, I might die here. Ah! Definitely. Oh, I spawned over here. Oh, have you spawned right next to a T-Rex if you come towards me? Is it? Oh my god, it is a Jurassic World Evolution T-Rex. I'm pretty sure. No, it's not Jurassic World Evolution T-Rex. Is it? No, it looks like one. Oh god, it's coming towards me. No, I've seen this T-Rex in Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator. Oh yeah? Oh, and he killed me. Cool. I dropped all my ammo. I dropped my med kit. I dropped my binoculars. I officially hate this game. What do you mean you dropped it? I've got everything I died with. I must be up to a limit. I'm pretty sure the Hunter Primal did this as well. But that was actually a good game. Yeah, at least they made all their models themselves. And it felt like a fleshed out game. Oh, it did. It really did. Oh, blessed. What the hell made that noise? Oh god, it's a freaking Taranodon, isn't it? Ow! This freaking Taranodon is going to kill me. I spent ages walking to this Brachiasaur and he just won't leave me alone. He's in the freaking trees. I haven't seen him. They're in the trees. Oh god, oh god. Oh my god, will you die already? Trust me, I've been asking myself that question for the past minutes. Oh god. It's kind of funny how I'm thinking about second extinction, right? We also shoot dinos. That game is just in your face constantly coming back. Running around here. Looking for any sign of light. Damn it! I can't kill a freaking Taranodon. I hate this game. I officially hate this. Why am I all the way back here? Sought this game. Oh my god. Right, I think this is where we collectively quit, right? God damn it. I have absorbed my mission. Screw your mission! This is such a good game.