 What does MMG stand for? I'm sure a lot of you got it. It's Madden Mobile Gods. It would have been Madden Mobile God, but someone took that name already, so. Now it's no mystery that I started this channel exclusively playing Madden Mobile, and I played for years. Until around Madden Mobile 19, I felt like that game just fell off a cliff. It took the auction house out, which is maybe the dumbest thing you could ever do. And it all just got weird. And that's when I kind of transitioned into playing Madden Console. Well, every now and then people always come up to me and they go, yo, Madden Mobile Gods. Oh my God, dude, I used to play Madden Mobile. They still make the game. And I'm sure some of you have actually played it, but it has literally now been about three years since I've even opened Madden Mobile. Let's hop right in. First things first, gotta enter my birth month and year to play. 1969, nice. It's already got my name as Papa Meeks. Oh, I might actually have like legacy rewards or something. Welcome back, back. Great job last season. I most definitely did not play this game last season, but all right, welcome back, back. Oh my God, it's actually looks so similar to what I remember. 1,900 overall, can I help you? Yo, that doesn't even make sense. How is my offense 63, defense 63, specialty 63? I'm no mathematician, but I don't think that average is at 1,900. What is this shit? I'm trying to press on the player. Ooh, wait, 91 overall, Breece Hall? 80 overall, Andrew Beck, Alex Leatherwood, Siv, Darnold, wait, damn. 100 quickness, 99 speed. What the fuck are these stats? How? Welcome back to a new season of Madden Mobile. Thank you, Micah Parsons. Let's check out what's new in Ultimate Team. Let's start building your Ultimate Team. Thank you, Justin Jefferson. Let's play your first journey challenge. Okay, loading in some textures. Ooh, I wonder what the graphics look like. Oh my God. Holy shit, they actually are super nice. What is this, like the gauntlet? Ooh, go you bitch. Why did I fall? Dude, this goes kind of hard. Can I just outrun them? I think I can just outrun them. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, I gotta swipe up to stay up. I see. What happens if I do that? Is that still truck? Okay, give me the- Give me the- Let's dive. All right, now I gotta go check out my Ultimate Team. All right, so right out the bat, I just say there's way too much going on here. Madden, what the fuck is this card? 148 overall. What is this shit? I mean, 148 overall. Why are the players fucking a billion overall? I don't get it. Jalen Watson ate- Ooh, Jalen Watson. He had that pick six and it's the Chargers in that first Charger Sheets game. So there's trades. Trades that you trade players and resources for rewards? Resources? What is this, Farmville, bro? What do you mean? So they're just calling set something different. There's a 148 overall, Pat P. No way. They still don't have an auction house? Oh, but don't worry. I can pay fucking $30 for a Madden mobile field pass. Is this a joke? Well, I do have Madden cash. I'm never going to use this ever in my life. Let's open an Autumn Blitz pack. 89 Travis at the end. Hey. So his quickness is 96. He's got 90. Dude, these stats are fucking juice though. Oh my God. Madden welcome special where I can spend $50. Blow me. Actually fucking blow me. No seriously. I seriously want head really bad, blow me. Seriously. Let's look at our team. What do they have my team as right now? Ooh, they started me out with Jalen Hertz. Let's just go best lineup. Okay. This looks like I'm seeing relative familiarity. I kind of know this screen here. Jalen Watson, Breeze Hall. You know, it's not like you can just keep the game the same thing year after year after year. I get it. But how do you not have an auction house? Madden mobile is a trading card game. Okay. You don't go play Madden mobile for the gameplay. Madden console, you might go play for the gameplay. But Madden mobile, you just collect the really cool cards, right? Just like the real hobby of collecting sports cards. Imagine if you could not buy, sell or trade them with other people in the real world. All you could do is go to target, get your pack and then you just keep them forever. That's it. What kind of horse shit is that? There's no auction house? EA has this like big hard on obsession for making things way too fucking confusing. What the fuck am I looking at? Harvest table, bonus board, complete all the goals on the bonus board to earn uniforms, the harvest stadium and more. So how do I get new players? If I can't go on the auction house, all I can do is buy packs. All right. So this pack will give me two harvest on comments. I've got a 6% chance at 102 plus overall and a 1.1% chance at 118 plus overall. Who is making these odds and these overalls? All right. Let's turn this prime time back. I want like a stud. We get Hjalte. Honestly, I don't know. And Luke Fortner. So we get some O-line, but like even if I pulled someone crazy, I can't sell them. It's kind of absurd to me. I'll just rip this again. I do like the art though. The art goes hard. I guess I got a rare player pack. It glitches like hell when you try to open a player. Ooh. My O-line is actually cracked. All right. Hit best lineup. Yup. 81077D, we got Sam Darnold and Breez Hall. Okay. Let's see how we can earn some players. Madden base, play challenges daily to earn player upgrade resources and player packs. Prevent 45 rushing yards. And a huge thank you to an awesome new sponsor, AirUp for sponsoring today's video. And this is significantly more than just a water bottle. And that's thanks to these guys right here. The way AirUp works is it adds flavor to the water by scent alone. So this right here is orange vanilla swirl, one of my absolute favorites. 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So take advantage while you can. It's AirUp. Don't forget it. You're never gonna go back. That's the best part. And enjoy the rest of the video. Wow, I gotta say, the graphics have come a long way. I'm shitting on EA a lot here, but these graphics are so much better. It's not even close. I used to always go like pinch buck and then you go on the edge. Oh, okay. Wait, how do I switch on? I used to go pinch buck. I picked someone out. Oh, damn, they snapped that ball quick. They really get you into the action. Matt and console could learn. Ah, let's get it. Amani or Wario. All right, I like that. Let's just keep ripping these until I keep building my squad. Then we'll go play some head to head. Let's go wide receiver corner. Damn, dude, this is like literally like a PS3, Xbox 360 gameplay. I'm sure they actually just like completely copied it. But yeah, who's gonna be their ex? You look open. Oh, maybe not. Play action Y right in the middle. Play action. I'm not seeing anything. Sammy boy. Oh, what a ball. Fucking ball to Breeze Hall. Using all that speed skill move did not hit. Damn, that was a ball and a half though, Darnold. Christian Ringo. No auction house fucking ruins this experience for me. I'm not even a lot. That's such a like game breaker. Let's go, Breeze. I'm gonna keep running to stretch. Stretch is broken in real Madden. So I imagine it's broken here too. Damn. Side zone. Give me those blocks. Skill move. Dude, why skill move? So shit, I'm getting dunked on. Let's get a block from Travis Etienne here. Yup. Breeze, you gotta get around that. We gotta break this one. Holy shit. I'm bottled by the computer. Let's just go half back plunge. Dude, I got a nasty O line. We should be able to make this work. Can you, can you flip play? I don't think you can. All right, let's go with the teeth of the defense. Same thing, dude. I'm going right at him. I believe, I believe. Two. That's like manually. Juke, yup. Nope. That don't work either. Oh, let me exact you. So you can, you can take this to the house. That's a good play call. He's a little slow. We need four here. Take us home, buddy. Take us home. There we go. Little player pack here. Brandon McManus. I got a kicker. Falcon's got the edge on me, bro. They're at 2,651 overall because that makes a whole lot of fucking sense. I'm just blitzing, man. I'm just blitzing. Little goal line blitz. Get there, Riley. Shit, I'm not in a blitz. This is bad. This is bad. Let's get a boys' good defense. Way walker. I love Kway Walker. 91 overall, nice. Nice. And this last challenge, I need a hundred energy, but I don't have even close to that. Let's go update our team since we got some new players. Best lineup, yup. We got Kway Walker in there. Our warrior. Now we're 2,375 overall. Thank God. I was getting worried there. Daily harvest. Let's rip it. Let's see what this does for me. Winning overtime. Oh, let's get it. We can go deep in the playbook too. We can get weird with this. The jet sweep was cracked, bro. We gotta try the jet sweep again. Go Zacchaeus. Dude, it is cracked. Get a little juke. Oh, unlucky. Can we talk about this? Do you see those like Thanksgiving trees in the back over there? They don't even do that on Madden console, bro. That's kind of sick. I love that. It's getting me in the spirit. All right, let's hit B on this dig. That was not the ball. Look at the boy. Look at Gentry. Get off of him. I feel like we gotta utilize Breeze Hall. He's my best player by far. Yup, go Breeze. Go Breeze. House call. OT. It's all over. Touchdown, Lions. Let's get it, baby. So I get a reward pack, but I just don't know what it does. We're gonna find out right here. I got two leftovers. Alrighty then. Honestly, my team is dog shit, but I'm still gonna whoop someone's ass online. I need to complete 15 journey events to play competitive. All right, fine. Let's get through this then. Now I got all the zones. Oh, this is a classic, dude. Now this is something I remember from Madden Mobile for sure. I love how the players have things like RB and B when there's no buttons. I just gotta throw a touchdown. Keep it simple then. Let's just throw a dart. No shot, you'd fucking drop that waller. Well, it is Derek Carr shot. Are you shitting me? In what universe are you dropping that multiple times? All right, whatever. You know what? We're in. These aren't real people online, so you can't actually play people? This is the classic Madden Mobile though. All right, I'll rip the daily arena. Let's play hard mode. Let's just see what this goes like. Oh no, this is a real person, okay. He's got a little higher overall than me. No question. It won't matter. I'm still gonna get this dumb. Oh, so I probably just run a drive and then I wait for him to run his drive. Okay, that makes sense. All right, let's see how this goes. I'm Marty Rogers with the kick return. Not going anywhere. All right, we're gonna go with the counter. See how it sets up? I don't mind that at all. Good four yards. Go with the hat back stretch. I'm cutting this up. Yup, nice work, breeze. We hit him with a few. Now we hit him with play action. Does he see it? Holy fuck, I just got absolutely boxed. Can you go to the classic four-verts? Hit gentry for a nice catch. Let's go. I'm getting sweaty now. I'm pulling out the cheese or play. Jet sweep, baby. Nobody's been able to stop it. Christian. Oh, it's fourth and one. What's my money play on fourth and one? What do you think my fucking money play is on fourth and one? Oh my God. No, this could be bad though. They're all up. Oh wait, it could be amazing though. Christian, come on. It's the corner on fourth and one. Let's go. You know I'm going for two. I'm not a little bitch. You can only run like two different plays. They won't let me run jet sweep. All right, whatever. We're gonna try this. We're gonna try this stretch. Hit the gap. Ooh. Nice drive though. Looks like I just keep going. Oh, they're just gonna let me keep going. I just rack them up. All right. So presumably I got a score on like every drive or I'd be in trouble, right? Listen, don't call me a cheeser but jet sweep's kind of fucking cracked. Like look at that. The blocking always sets up great. I'm doing this all the way down the field with zero fucking shame. It's a guaranteed four, bro. No lie though. It might be fun to use like a really cracked card in this. Like if I had like a hundred speed, Mike Vick or some shit, that'd be, that'd go dummy. I mean, we're making it work though. There's no point. There's Christian. Let's give it back to Breeze. Let him go to work. Nice yards, Breeze. Play action slot crosses. Let's hit A. Money and jet sweep. Is it to the end zone? Let's get the two point this time. Same play, let's just run it better. Oh, easy. Easy. Where does that put me on the leaderboard? Yeah, 24 for moving. All right, let's get one more touchdown and I'll call it a day for Matt and Mobile here. Kind of want to house this puppy. Not a bad return. Dude, Christian Kirk just run right past him, dude. Oh, there's a seam. Oh, just kidding. That's bad ball. Christian? Oh no, third and 18. I'm gonna need my money play. When in doubt. When no, no way. The block didn't set up. It's fourth and 15. We're gonna need a big one here, boys. No, block him. Oh my God, I think he's open. He's not. Shit. I got bottled up. Well, I can't end on that. Oh shit, it pulls me out because when I don't score, it pulls me out. I shouldn't have done that. I'm so dumb. Matt and Mobile after all these years. What do I have to say? I'm gonna rate it a solid. I'm gonna give it a five out of 10. All right? The gameplay and the graphics I really like. I think there's a small amount of merit to making the players crazy overalls. That could be cool. But no auction house? Are you kidding me? There's no auction house? And then overall it's just a little too complicated and convoluted. Keep it simple, guys. Man, just give me some packs. Give me an auction house. Matt and Mobile 15 was the best that there's ever been. And that was eight years ago, all right? That's all I gotta say. That's my two sets. Either way, it was actually fun. It was fun to throw it back. I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.