 Okay, so this is what spastic diarrhea looks like. Oh, oh, did it get on the ceiling? How did he get on the ceiling? That's what I said. I was like, oh Gosh seriously Yeah, are you okay? He's fine. He barely hit his head. He could have a concussion Dave. Look at me. Look at me Look at me. Look at me. He has a concussion. You're gonna slap him in the face. What do you know about concussions Dave? Go get some help Oh, it's bad I don't know if I want to live with an injury as bad as mine. Dare say something like that You're gonna make it through this. You would be a miracle if you didn't. Shut up Dave Can't you see that he's dying? Oh, oh, he's dying. Oh I should go and hurry and run right now Micah I feel cold and wet. Are you crying? No, there's something I need to tell you. No, it's okay You just focus on breathing remember back in college when Bernie used to come over all the time Yeah, well one time I couldn't find anything to clean your toilet with so I used your toothbrush What you threw it away though, right? No, I watch you use it every day for six months Sorry It's okay, man. It's in the past. It's not a big deal You just focus on stay with me remember that weird stain on your carpet that didn't come out. Yeah, I had to replace it It's not a big deal. I pooped on it What? Wow Happened though. Seriously No, no, no, it's okay. It's all right. It's in the past. All's forgiven. It's good, man It's good. You just stay with me remember day's christmas party in 2010. Don't just don't yeah Well the one where your mother-in-law fell down the stairs. Yes. It was tragic. I pushed her She died. You're welcome Jessi do you guys know that there's cake in the break room? Cake um, I think it's Monica's birthday. Uh, wait, were you serious about my mother-in-law? It was her time. Mm-hmm Time heals all wounds How about we get some cake Cake. Yeah, that's good Thanks for watching be sure to subscribe and check out last week's video on flower beards beard buddies