 Hey, welcome everybody. Welcome to the live stream. Turn that off. How's everybody doing today? Sunday morning. Get some music going. Turn it up. What you doing this Sunday? What's going on with you? How was your week? Today we're going to be going through, we're going to be doing some dad jokes. Of course we're going to be doing some dad jokes. And we're going to be doing some cigar stuff. We're going to do some cigar stuff from Tisva. Tisva. Tisva. Tisva sent me a bunch of stuff to check out. Cigar stuff. If you have someone in your Christmas list that likes to smoke cigars, likes to carry them around, likes to go on trips and take some, and spends a lot of money on their cigars, this would be a great gift idea for them. Okay, so check it out. Stay tuned. Here we go. First dad joke of the day. Let's see. Let's go right to the first dad joke, right? What do you call a monster with a high IQ? What do you call a monster with a high IQ? Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. All right. All right. This is a humidador. Humidador. Humidador. Humidador. Humidador. Cigar humidor. Humidor. Humidador. Humidor. Humidor. It's a humidor. It's early on Sunday. What do you think? It's early on Sunday. Man, this is pretty cool. I like the finish of it. This would be good for dad's office or the boss's office or anybody that spends a lot of money on their cigars. Check this thing out. It's wrapped up so nice it doesn't get scratched. Where do you see the finish on this thing? The wood finish. Look at that. Look at that. Shamish. Want to zoom in so that people can see. Then you've got your humidador right there. Your gauge to let you know how humid it is inside. Really nice. Look at that opening up. It opens up really nice. Nice hinge that stays open. It's got all your little things in here. You've got a little divider there. You've got a little divider so you can whatever size cigars you have. This is your humidador right here. It gives you your instructions on how to keep it nice and humid. Look how nice that looks sitting on the desk. That's pretty cool. Shamish, you can zoom back out. Humidor. That is by Tisfa. Like I said, they sent me these things to review. I can't have any cigars on the screen. Amazon won't let me have cigars. Last time I tried to do it, they shut me down in the middle of the stream because I guess they don't like smoking. I guess they don't like smoking. But humidador. That's the humidador. We're going to go to the next day of joke. Are we ready for a day of joke? That last one, I butchered the last one. What kind of music does a boulder like? What type of music does a boulder like? Rock and roll. Rock and roll. What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock and roll. So the cigar humidador. It's going to be a great gift for your boss, your uncle, your aunt, your grandfather. Anybody that likes to smoke cigars and has a little office and the place where they can keep them nice. Really cool. That's a really good idea. Really good gift idea, the cigar humidador. The next item I have is also from Tisfa. Everything here is going to be from Tisfa and it's going to be stuff that they sent me to review. This one's a travel one. This one's got leather. Nobody could ever replace you. This is pretty good Tisfa. Live your own way. Let's open her up and see what's going on in this little box. Anyway, why was the Incredible Hulk such a great gardener? Why was the Incredible Hulk such a great gardener? Because he had a green thumb. He had a green thumb. Incredible Hulk. Now this is really nice. Leather. Really nice. Has a little pocket up here. You can put whatever you want in there. You open this up. Those are going to bark. It's a live stream. This thing holds six cigars. Has your little thing for your little directions. Has your little dropper for your humidador to drop your stuff onto the humidador. You've got your humidador right here. You open this up. I don't know why it's not coming out. It doesn't come out. It's a pouch. It stays in there. Here we go. We've got a nice little lighter in here. Nice little lighter. This is not just a lighter. I haven't put any fuel in it yet, but this has got a V-cut right here. Zoom in, James. Check this out. It's all right in there. It cuts the tip right off. Wouldn't that be a great gift to have? This is a bonus. You're getting it in this as a freebie. You can zoom back out, James. Let's see if I put some fluid in here. Do you guys want to see it light up? Tisfa. You put your cigar in there and use guillotine. It's got a little gauge over here. We've got some fluid over here. It's got a little hole in here to put the fluid in. I'm not good at this. I was never good at this. And then I can't tell. That should be it. There it goes. Pretty cool. I don't know if you can see it, but it's there. If I put it behind the black, you can see it. I'll set it on fire. It's a little triple jet lighter. Good flame will work in the wind. You always have one in your little travel humidor. That's a really cool leather case. Great gift. Imagine you've got somebody on your list that travels all the time and likes to enjoy cigars. Great gift for them to travel with. It's 10% off. I think everything in here is going to be special today. Take advantage of it. Pre-Black Friday stuff. Humidor was also 10% off. Travel humidor. We'll leave this here in case we have another lighter to fill with stuff. Let's see. Do we have another dead joke ready? Why did the elephant quit his job? He was working for peanuts. He was working for peanuts. That's the way it should be. Why did the elephant quit his job? I have them ready. He was working for peanuts. That's the way it should be. Something like that. I don't know. There you go. I need more coffee. This is another travel humidor. This one is a hard case one. You have all kinds of people that like all kinds of things. This one is a hard case one. Cigar humidor. Let's open it up and see. Look at that. This is cool. I like it. This is a nice little clip to it. Snaps closed. This has a cutter in it. Two stands. When you put them together, they make a little stand. You can sit that on the table. Like I said, I can't have cigars in the stream. You have two of those. You have this little cutter. You always have to cut the end of the cigar off. There you go. That's right in there all the time. You can fit one, two, three, four cigars in there. It's going to hold them in place with a nice foam. Look at that. That's really nice. It's going to cut the end off. That's pretty cool. Let's put that back in. Travel humidor. It's not a humidor. It's just a travel humidor. I didn't see the little humidor thing in there. It's right there. It is right there. There you go. It's perfect for travel. You're getting none on the ball here. You're going to have to fly your shameless in a second. There we go. Travel humidor. What did the shovel say to the sand? What did the shovel say to the sand? I dig you. What did the shovel say to the sand? I'm not dead, but I'm really dead at the egg jokes. Dammit, Seamus. There you go. Cigar humidor travel by Tisfa. The phone holding it in there. With the cutter as well. What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would create a tidal wave. A tidal wave. It would create a tidal wave. It would create a tidal wave. It would create a tidal wave. Knock knock. Who's there? Yodel lady. Yodel lady who? Yodel lady who? Yodel lady who? That's pretty funny. Give me something for that one. This is acrylic cigar humidor. This is cool for the office. You spend a lot of money on cigars. I'll spend $5 or $10 on cigar. I don't taste a difference. Cigar aficionado. But if I was then if I was trying to show off how much money I spent on scent on buying cigars I'd buy one of these. This is an acrylic humidor Where people can actually see that you got illegal Havana's in there, you know, so you never know, you know, that's pretty cool You never know what you got your humidor except for this one gives you a nice Clear that's elegant. That's elegance right there, right? So you got your little humidor gauge on the top, right? Brass hinges on the back. All right brass hinges on the back Everything is a laden brass. Well, actually it looks bronze. Actually, I think it's bronze. It's bronze And it's telling me it's about 50 degree humidity in here and that snaps open. What does it snap open? How hard is that? Yeah, oh, that's pretty hard. I got that open and then it stays like that And you can stack your cigars in here. It's got a nice little cedar bottom. All right. Oh, so That smells like cedar and he's got your humidor piece and your little thing right there to put your stuff in We'll give you a little instructions on the cigar humidor Take one out from the humidor and inject a small amount of distilled water into the humidifier Then I put it back into the humidor and put it back into the humidor and keep it for about 12 hours Preserve the hydrometer reading now. That's a hydrometer. Okay. That's what they call that. It's a hydrometer and Load the cigar when the hydrometer reading is between 65 and 75 It's still the humidor in a dry space away from direct sunlight. Okay, and it's pretty cool it's recommended the humidity inside should be 65 to 75 and When the humidity is higher than 80 it shows that there is too much distilled water in there All right, so it gives you all your little destructions and what I like about it is that it's nice and clear You can see what's going on in there And it snaps closed and you can just leave that on your desk nice and clear What's your Havan is your legal Havan is in there and and you can impress everybody at the office with that All right. What do you think of that one? Do do you do? What do you think of that one? close her up We're gonna have a garage sale of all this stuff. What do you think? Are you interested in this stuff? We're gonna take two seconds to check out some stuff here making sure That's working there You have 720 there And what happened here? Let's see a day jungle I might have to load up all right Why did the Queen go to the dentist why did the Queen go to the dentist why did the Queen go to the dentist? Why did the Queen go to the dentist? To get crowns on her teeth to get crowns on her teeth What do you think? What else would the Queen go to the dentist the Queen went to the dentist? Queen went to the dentist to get crowns on her teeth. I Don't know it's got to work somehow. All right, Samus back up Artificial intelligence camera it's artificial intelligence. Can you hear that music cuz it's making me Bob? All right, cool. You guys are drinking coffee. I drink coffee. I'm drinking coffee The next thing we got coming on in here is a torch lighter. Okay torch lighter. It's another cutter lighter It's a cutter number. We have to know the five We're up to number five already number five check this out. Okay, so this is my tis but what I like about this work Everything comes in a nice elegant box gift pack ready to go. You know look at that So it comes off got the nice little foam in there. You take that off. It's nice packed pretty much Similar to the lighter. We just showed you it's got the it isn't pretty much the light It's got the little guillotine light Cutter right there, right? So you put your cigarette cigar in there and it'll give you a nice v-cut in the tip, right? And you want to let's fill her up because a little bit of a pyromaniac, right? Come on. You got you love fire, right? That's a fire and that's fire If you're a dad and you're doing dad jokes like fires like barbecues. You like stuff like that, right? I'm sure you do. Okay, so shake it up. Oh What's the light I know what I did wrong here. It's probably not turned up enough So we go to the plus side come to the dark side Luke Don't try this at home kids. She's not turning it with this knife. I got to find something better. Here we go How about the screwdriver Pete? It's a multi knife and I'm using a knife instead of the screwdriver bit It doesn't fit in there. This is Frustrating I'm looking for a tool or something that I could use They don't have much over here. It sure there's got to be something in this thing. Everything's too thick Everything's too thick. Oh wait, what's on the side? Everything's too thick. You can't get it to move at all. You can't get it to move at all Damn it. No, just won't move. Oh, and by the way, it also on the side has a hole punch You can hole punch the cigar on the side. Sorry. I'm not getting this on for you. This should be better My nails aren't long enough It's recessed a little it's sort of a bitch Really making me angry And they don't have any tools right by I'm feeling very angry right now up there goes There it goes. I guess just had to warm up a bit There it goes. Oh I feel much better now it works. Okay, just for there it goes it works. Now you can be happy there it goes There it goes. Okay every time every time. Oh, guess what? I'm a dumb dumb because here is the little tool right in front of my face You know you can turn that up or down And it's the perfect tool open your eyes Jim open your eyes. It was right there. It's right there Pretty cool. Basically you slide that back in there and uh, yeah stick with me stick with me for more fun and games Uh, just a nice little gift box slides in there. You can wrap that up nice really cool You're gonna love it. It's gonna be a great gift You know, they're always looking to poke that hole in the cigar or cut the end of the cigar Great great great gift. All right. Um Let's go. We would have got for as far as dead jokes going on now. Um How did the pirate ship pirate ship? How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sale It was on sale the end of the sale sale. It was on sale It was on sale It was on sale How did he get his pirate ship so cheap it was on sale It was on sale I know I haven't had enough coffee and that's why I couldn't really get that one going I don't know what I'm terrible at filling these lighters I really am really terrible at it. So, uh, we've got another tis for lighter This is oh, they're all triple jet windproof. These things are great And of course they're all this one's 36 off the last one. I just had was 10 percent off This one's 36 percent off. Okay, get it now put it in your cart save it for later Tisford torch triple jet number six Again, nice box, right? Nice gift box the way it's packaged so elegantly You really like to give this as a gift you take the form out This one is a little bit on the round side Right, so it's nice and feels nice in your hand. If you look at it, okay It's also not round. It's kind of triangular, right? It's got the hole punch down here So you can hold pop the hole in it zoom in chambers Right, you got a little hole punch right there. You can pop that right into the cigar Pop a hole in it, right? There you go, right? And of course you got the lighter Gotta open her up and do that, but I gotta fill it up, right? You got right there You got the gauge and how much is filled up, right? And what's nice about it also is this part here Is a hand turning so no no more looking for that screwdriver this you can just turn with your hand All right, and it'll turn and adjust the uh The the height of the flame you want to try and set this one on the let's let's try and burn some stuff Let's try and set some stuff on fire Oh, that's higher Because you know, like I said dad jokes and you just stick that right in there Let's make bets how long is it gonna take me to get this one going? I might be out of this no, it's still in there But oh the other thing that's cool about this is this part here on the top is a cigar holder So you put that down on the counter and you can put your cigar right on it So if you don't have an ashtray or whatever you hold your cigar right there Like I said, I can't have cigars in the stream because amazon doesn't like it Which way is all the way up? I don't know There we go. Oh, that's all the way up. There we go Every time no not every time up. Here we go. I don't have a little fluid in there Because I look in the they have a little Thing in there. I don't see any fluid in there so A little glass gauge in there a little get you know, so you can see and I'm terrible at seeing it I don't even know Let's give it a shot There we go. Boom. All right. So there, you know, it works. You just have to have enough fluid in her All right, and it's pretty cool. I like it fits in the hand nice All right fits in the hand nice the way it fits there when you grip It's kind of like ergonomically into your hand. I like that All right, that's a pretty cool gift and it comes with the little cigar holder on top Which is a you know pretty cool little little pretty cool It's a it's a it's a gimmick. It's a little gimmick. It's a nice little gimmick, right? So that's uh, the tisfa that's the tisfa Triple jet circular lighter with the whole punch All right, I got another dag door coming All right, why do dads Take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing Why do they pay why why do they bring an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one In case they get a hole in one right in case they get a hole in one Because it never happens, but they always have an extra pair of socks just in case right they have a pair of socks Just in case. All right. What do we got going on here? We're up to number seven Seven lucky seven lucky seven. All right again tisfa the other one was 38 off. This one's not on sale Okay, this is a torch lighter. This is gone. This is similar to the other one with the cutter But it's got a different kind of cutter on it Okay, let's open them up and it comes with the with with the little key that I couldn't find before So you can adjust the the height of the the flame So oh and this one is got the finish on this is is is like gun metal. It's like rough It's not smooth. It's very I like this. All right. Reminds me of the military might be my army days Um, I like this a lot That's really cool. Want to zoom in shame. I don't know if I can even show you this and how how cool that is Right at the finish is like all like not it's not rough, but it's it's textured right? It's textured so it feels it feels nice on your hand on like it's like it's like orgasmic Right, so anyway, it's got a little cutter in here. You slide this down It's got a guillotine cutter and you put your the end of the cigar in there And you slap the end of it off right right there now It's got your little gauge here see how much fluids in it All right, and it's got of course no fluid in it. I like this lighter. I like this lighter a lot Should we put some fluid in it? Should we put should we try? I haven't really been good at it lately, right? Let's see. Maybe maybe the third time's a charm. Let's see. So we do that Okay, if barbie is so popular how come you gotta buy your friends If barbie is so popular how come you gotta buy your friends? Let's give that a shot. I don't know if shaking it up doesn't any good Wow, look at that second try. I like this light. This is I'm keeping this one Oh spoke to soon there is Triple jet in the wind. It won't go out in the wind, right? I like this lighter a lot good gift. Good gift for your cigar lover friend family member, right? Put the foam in there that I like that a lot That that that thick that that texture on it was really nice I mean you can't get the texture from the video from from watching it but take my work for it. It felt Everything else felt smooth. It's not slippery, but you know smooth and this was like nice in your hand You weren't going to drop this. I liked it. I like the way it felt in the hand Felt really nice in the hand You know, and that's important. You know the way things feel You know, you don't want to feel something. That's Hi, where are we going on here? What are we going on here? What's next? We got uh What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? loafers, of course loafers loafers Too much stuff on the desk loafers loafers Lazy people wear loafers, right? I don't want to think it out. Where do you think it at? all right, um Yeah This is pretty cool. This is a novelty Cool gift whole punch comes in just two of them in here, right? You get two things for the price of one six percent off It's under fifteen dollars If they have everything right and they're a cigar person, right? You open this up this little thing right here this Let's get her out goes right on your key chain You open that up That's a hole punch Right little hole punch for the end of your cigar, right? You hold that and it sits right on your key chain, right? Little key chain and So you open that her up and there you go and you got a nice hole punch for the end of your cigar So you always have it's on your key chain, right? That's not all because you know, you never know where you are and you might be stuck somewhere Where you don't have an ass tray, right? So you get one of these little puppies Remember this comes as a set you get in both of these as a set. So this is a little cigar Ass tray the cigar will sit right in here And there's your little ass tray, okay? And it has the Zeife logo in the middle of it and that'll sit on your desk like that You know, wherever you go, you don't see ass trays anymore So it'd be nice to have one you can put that on your desk and then just have that for your cigar And it holds your cigar like that pretty cool One stop shop for getting everything from for your cigar lover Trisva, right? What do you think of that? Okay, I mean, I'm sure if you've got somebody that's got everything for cigars They already have the lighter. They already have the humidor. They already have everything they need the other The whole then you get them one of these, right? Excellent. Excellent idea for a gift At least that's my opinion. That's my opinion my opinion. You know what you can do with that Okay, where are we here? Let's see where we are. Oh man What do you call a snake that loves building houses? What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa contractor a boa contractor Of course Or no, it's a boa constructor a boa constructor A boa constructor Too early in the morning, man. All right. What do you call a snake? That's good at building things a boa constructor A boa constructor. They all right. There you go. And now I get it. I get it now oh man Couldn't go to facebook today. There's something something on facebook this morning Couldn't go live to facebook Where do fish keep their money? Where do fish keep their money in a riverbank? Of course in a riverbank Come on. Do I have to even tell you right? This is tisva pre-rolled, uh cones pink, okay pink tisva super thin natural dye pink cones burning gmo free as you can see i've used a bunch of these and um burn really nice burn really easy It comes also with a little polker here So it comes with a little fillet so you can fill it up and pack it and pack it and pack it and uh, you know You scoop that up in there pretty cool. Uh, like I said, we've been using them for a couple of weeks now and uh They're really good. Uh preferred now the preferred the preferred method because they're thin and they're they burn really nice. Uh authentic and unrefined purest natural fibers quality guaranteed Okay, super thin natural dye uh super thin pretty cool And it is let's say 11 millimeters. No can't be that 110 millimeters 4.33 inches okay 4.33 inches Then it holds a good amount holds a good amount now and that's the uh the pink cones by tisva These things are pretty good pretty good, you know quality compared to what you know, you're used to getting like I don't really probably use the raw ones, right? That's like the most popular ones the raw ones those were really good Ask me how I know 20 years of fix your variants. Um Let's see Oh, why did the man put his money in the freezer? Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash He wanted cold hard cash All right, but that's a bunch of stuff that tisva sent me to to review to review to you know, and that's that's everything There's everything in the screen. Okay. Um Everything was on sale. Everything's special. Everything, you know, you're gonna make a lot of money and you're gonna save a lot of money and uh Like the the pre the pre rolls were 8% off that line out the ashtray was 6% off the lighters were 38% off Most of them were 10% off the human indoors were 10% off um Great gifts. Pretty black friday. You should get get one put it in your cart Go shopping. It's you know, it might be an idea. You might say, you know, I don't know what to get them You know, I heat off put it in the cart and keep shopping You know, you never know you might find something later on and you say, hey, I'm gonna go back and get if that that's what I'd rather have Right, that's what I'd rather have. Um I'm getting upset Wait, wait, this is on all time. Um If I do that You know, it goes away. Maybe that's maybe maybe that fixed it. All right. You want to go out with one more joke? I think we'll go out one more joke When does it rain money? When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather When there's change in the weather Come on. That was a good one. That was a good one That was a good one All right. That was everything in the stream. Okay, uh Happy shopping. Happy Sunday. Have a good week and I will see you Uh next time I see you