Ali J returns triumphantly from a year long absence to give his posh rap tones to a track about smuggling drugs in one's anus through customs. From the album "Horn If You're Honky."
Drug mule, stick it up your ass
you've got a security gate to pass
dont you let them touch your junk
get that china, dope and skunk and
stick it up your ass... oh yeah.
Border crossing's such a pain
when your surname is Hussein.
Jihad? Fuck that shit,
all you want's a tiny bit of
dough on the side,
getting kids fried.
No bombs, just pot to stash,
take that supositery and
stick it up your ass...
(All The Kids Want To Smoke Some Weed,
There Is Only One Way To Succeed
You Know What It Is)
Stick It Up Your Ass!
I can think of no other way
for a mule to reach my country
carrying a bunch of MJ
let's all have a fucking par-tay!
Stick it up your ass!