 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Hard Space Shipbreaker. This is a sponsored video, so thank you to them for the sponsor. I do appreciate it. The game is out now on PC, on Steam. There'll be a link in the description if you want to check it out. But let's get started. I'm excited to be alone in space, just me and my thoughts. You know, I bet I could use tic-tacs as roll-on deodorant. Okay, maybe I should try not to think. Earth has deteriorated into a place of squalor and decay. In orbit, a new breed of worker has emerged. The Shipbreaker. The labor is extremely dangerous, but for a select few, the hazard pay is worth the risk. I feel like I should qualify for hazard pay no matter what I'm doing, like even now, because I feel like it's me. Me, I'm the hazard. Enter name. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, please enter an account name, profanity or anti-corporate slang, jargon is not accepted. How about this? Anti-corporate slang. Next. Haha! I got past your filters. AI is no match for me. Meal preference or food processes can serve a variety of dietary preferences. Do I want chicken? Plastic-free vegetarian or whatever the hell this is. I'm not educated enough for words that long. I'm capping out at about three syllables. I think I'll go with the plastic-free even though, oh man, I'd kill for a bit of plastic right now. I have no criminal record. Sure, you can't do any background check in this game, can you? Oh my god, I think I just got hired. This is the first time I've ever interviewed for a job and actually got hired. This is great. One extremely small, minute, like millimeter movement for mankind, but one fucking huge leap for me. Is this like their own custom song? I like it. Lead singer sounds a bit off though, probably just heavy drug use, you know, the pop world. Oh my god, is this the work I'm doing? I'm gonna lasso me up some ship parts. It's like the old west, but in space. First day on the job. Fantastic. Work by profit. Ah, capitalism, but in space. That's what I like to see. Oh no, I'm drifting off. Hold on, hold on, go back. Oh god, that's actually a little bit terrifying. I just stepped in drifting off into space. Oh my god, gives me a little thumb up every time I complete a little objective. That's the sort of validation I needed in my life. Oh my god. Oh Jesus Christ, I'm not good at my job. Okay, can we push this in there and then salvage that? Great. Wait, I failed. Oh no. Your next of kin will be built. Oh, I thought your next of kin will be killed. It's like, really? Shouldn't my whole family get hazard failure in that case? If my whole family is at risk, if I mess up? Jesus Christ, outer space is like the new North Korea. Oh, the barge is down there. That's probably where I'm supposed to put it. God, if I paid attention in my life, I probably would have about an extra year to do other things. I waste so much time by not paying attention. Okay, yeah, that's down on the barge. Now I'll get the other one down there. Oh, great. Fantastic. Just when I start to pay attention, I hear you say stuff like that. Great, that's great. So I'm here forever. I feel like that Mr. Burn sign should be up behind me. Don't forget, you're here forever. Okay, I need to cut this apart. Where's the cut point? Oh my God, this is quite in depth. Okay, I need my cutter to cut this apart. This is nuts. So the cut points are yellow. I need to cut that apart. Oh, don't put your hand out like that, dude. I almost cut it off. All right, we need to cut this part off. This has got to be bad for my eyes and also my entire person since I am on fire. There we go. One part cut and now equip the grappler. I like how I did the whole tutorial with my keyboard and mouse that I swapped the controller. So I don't know the controls again. I think that's good. That's floating on down. Oh God. Did I just drop my gun? Oh no. I'm putting my hands up and surrendering to my space overlords who are probably going to kill me and all my kids for this. Oh no, I found it again. Another part loose. All right, there's puller loose. I don't think anything's really secured. I'm just kind of throwing it down there. I should probably get some space rope or something. It's just like normal rope but in space, it's like this space rope is definitely a scam. It's the exact same as normal rope. My first day on the job and I'm half dead. I almost killed myself. Can I get out of here? I feel like I need, yeah, I need to end my shift. I've had a long day. You've achieved the prestigious rank of basic certification. Great. I feel so accomplished. Credits earned 186,000. God, I'm rich. Wait, current debt, 999 million. What the hell did Mike I do to get in this amount of debt? I have no time to listen to you. We gotta start immediately. I gotta start earning money if I ever want to return to earth and honestly, given the state of the world, I'm not sure I do want to return but I'll think about it. Quick cutter, swap cutter head. Oh my God, look at this for an upgrade. Okay, so I want to salvage some of this and get rid of the rest. I'm just going to start cotton and whatever happens, happens. Look at that. Oh my God, my cutter is so good now. Oh, imagine this. We got right through a person. If there's any other astronauts out here, you better watch out because I really want to test that. Oh my God, what the hell am I doing? I'm cutting everything apart. I should probably be salvaging this but still, I want in. I want to see in the mystery box. Look at that. It just destroyed it. Whatever the hell this thing is. I'm sorry. Now I got the goodies inside. Oh God, one of them is trying to fly away. Come here, goodies. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh God. No, not in the furnace. Come back. Oh God, chase it into the furnace. I don't know if this is a good idea or not. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. I just shot it off into space. Okay, I found it again. Oh God, I'm not good at my job. Oh, I just put it underneath the bar. Now it's flying straight towards earth. Oh, someone's going to get a smack on the head and I'm going to be liable. I got to be more careful with that stuff. Like I might be getting hazard pay but everyone on earth isn't too. I got to be more responsible. I'm going to start cutting things again. Like I feel like the reason it's a hazard job is because they're just throwing people up into space without the proper training. I'm getting confused on my orientation. Hold on. Oh my God, this is tripping me out. Hold on. Okay, wait. Hold on. I'm getting there. I have enough trouble fecking coordinating myself on earth. Never mind in space. No, no, no. Come here. Don't go in the furnace. Oh, and also me. Don't go in the furnace. General good life advice there. I think the only person who needs that life advice is Fecking Terg. I really like the cutting tool in this game. It's very satisfying that you can just cut wherever you want and sometimes where you don't want to just realize I'm putting these in the wrong place. This should be in there in the salvage place. God, my mix of no coordination and inability to follow instructions. I am really the worst person for this job, but I don't imagine they have a lot of applicants. They probably just pick on a lot of people who are, you know, almost $1 billion in debt. Give me this. And this goes straight into the furnace. Good throw. That's only 45 kg out of my 500 that I need though. God damn it. God, I really made balls out of this one. Like, it's in pieces. The good news is I think this box is finally light enough that I can move the whole thing and I'll just throw it all in the furnace and hope the other parrots don't feck up the furnace and just destroy the whole ship. The last thing I need is another lawsuit on my hands. Oh, we got the thumbs up. I think we're good. We don't need to chuck the whole box in there anymore. I don't know what I said. Nice job. I think it took me about 10 times as long as someone who would actually know what they're doing would take. At least I get to call it a day. Have a bit of sleep. Tethers are your friends. God, I wish I had friends. Only do the tethers have to be your friends. Wait, I get a ship? Yes. Oh, wait, I don't know. No, this is salvaging a ship. All right. I was ready to name it the escape pod and just fly out of here, giving up on my debt. Look at this bad boy. I got to strip it down. Ow, I just dunked myself on the head. You see what I mean about me being the hazard? Oh, God. Okay. All right. Might have been a mistake. Oh, feck's sake. Oh, my God. I just exploded the ship. I think I caught into the airlock. Oh, no. This isn't good. Oh, my God. How much debt am I going to be in now? Who's playing that country music? Is that to mock me? Oh, my God. My helmet's feck. What is this? I'm going to cut it. Oh, God. An explosion on site claimed your body. I had a feeling that was a bad idea. I just get to respawn. It's still fecking exploded. Look at that. That is cool. But how the hell am I supposed to salvage it now when everything is in bits? There we go. See, it was worth the previous worker dying. I'm the new guy. The other guy's dead. I'm the competent one. Let's get cutting. Famous last words. My supervisor's going to be like, that was the last guy's last words. All right. It's kind of jammed up in there. I got very lucky with the other one. We're going to have to do some cotton here somewhere. I'm just not sure where. Let's take a look at the scanner. We got a cut point there. This game is very relaxing, actually, despite, you know, all the death that I'm doing. All right. That's off now. Just do a bit of moving around and such. And I think this should be able to move now. Nope. It's pushing me back. God, that's strong. Okay. Let's try a tether. There you go. Look at that. The tethers are fecking strong. I'm going to fecking slingshot this bad boy. I don't know if this is going to work. Valuable component incinerated. Oh my God. I just threw it into the incinerator. I'm so bad at my job. I'm the competent one. It even says danger on this thing and I caught it anyway. I somehow didn't even realize that last time. You know what? I'm still going to cut my way in just from a distance. There we go. See? That's fine. Oh God. Oh my God. That is risky. Okay. A lot of stuff going into the salvage and incinerator there. They'll find their way home. They always do. I probably could have just caught myself in like through a wall or something, but no, I like using doors. Okay. I know we're in space, but I like to hold on to some normality. Oh God. I don't know if this is a good idea. Please revisit your training. No, I don't need further training. I know what I'm doing. Oh, this is a class one reactor. The thing I got into last time. I just ripped it off the roof. Okay. This is probably not a good idea. I feel kind of bad about what I just did. Okay. A few sparks there. No, we're all right. We're okay. Yeah. That's fine. It's supposed to do that. Get me out of here. Cut open the window. Let's get out of here. Come on. Oh God. These things are thick. Oh God. Oh God. Am I alive? Oh my God. The explosions are sick in this game. The sound effect was just amazing. Oh God. Damn it. I destroyed the pattern I was supposed to bring in. I got to stop exploding it. All right. I'm pretty sure it's these that I have to salvage. So I just have to figure out a way of cutting them off and actually getting them home safely. Oh, they should be brought to the barge. Okay. That's where they need to go because it says in the middle where it's supposed to go, but I just kind of like went, ah, incinerator it is. I just put them in there. They gently cut them off and we'll just tether them to the underside and hope we can get some momentum going to try and get it out of here. At least get it away from the danger zone, which is me. All right. I can just tether to the barge. Okay. I might be doing a few too many tethers. This is going to come in hard, but that's great. That makes it a lot easier for me to secure things. I like these tethers. All right. Now for the fun stuff. No. And when I say fun dangerous. No, please. I've already struggled enough. Could have used that. You know, I had about three people ago. We've had a lot of debts. Maybe he's just learning from it. He's like, you know what? I didn't teach this to the last few guys and they've all died from the same way, exploding the core reactor. And once again, even though he was explaining it, I didn't listen at all because I talked over him. Great. Okay. I'll try. Air pressure decreasing. Captain, we did it. Oh God. It's pushing me away now too. See, it all worked out. We processed the door. You're in breach of contract. Oh no. Dying was against my contract. I hope I don't get fired. Oh, well, there goes those parts that looked really dangerous. Well, I may as well just go in that way now. Instead of the airlock, I think we've already screwed it up. Now I'll just cut my way out from the inside. Fantastic. I think I've ruined this mission. Oh, there goes the reactor. All right. Well, I'll just accept my fate. Oh, I do kind of love those explosions, but they are terrifying. All right. You know, I think at this point I would be fired. I don't think I'd have a job anymore. It's like, if you bring someone on just to clear their debt, but all they're doing is racking up more and more debt by destroying all this stuff. It's kind of counterproductive, you know? Sure, you'll have them under your thumb forever, but do you want them there? I cut my way into another ship. I just went into free play just to see what the other ships are like. Oh, God. They all behave similarly when, you know, you just got your way in. Oh, God. This was a civilian transport ship. I hope there was no one inside when I just started cutting open the airlock. They're like, dude, you could just open the door. A data drive. Wow. I'm getting all their browsing history. Oh, God. That's a bit close to the reactor. She's still saying don't do that, but still, it's not as bad as the reactor exploding. See, things could always be worse. I'm going to cut the fuel. It's going to be a part of my new ad for my pumping station. We're cutting fuel prices in half. I just cut the tank. I was so close to reactor two. How the hell did the reactor not explode? All right. Pull that bad boy out of here. We're going to recycle it. My guy's breathing so heavily. He's like, I've seen what you've done to the last four people. Please don't kill me too. Where should the reactor go into the incinerator? I assume. Whoa. Look at that. Wow. It's like fireworks. Me next. Me next. All right. I guess we're going to end it there. What a beautiful career we had. We racked up somehow more dead in that whole experiment. But yeah, that was fun. It was very calming game. Reminds me some other games as well. They're in a similar vein where you're just tipping away by yourself and having a good time. You know, when you're not slicing the reactor in half and whatnot, but yeah, I had a good time. Thank you very much for the sponsor. I really appreciate that. I hope you enjoyed. And as I said, if you don't want to pick up the game, the link is in the description. It's out now on Steam. But yeah, I think that's about it, folks. I really hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. If you want to check out more of me, I post every day, but I also stream over on Twitch. The link to that is in the description as well. And I guess we'll leave it there. I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.