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Uploaded on Jun 23, 2011

hey I got a rap that you can enjoy
tap tappin zap zappin clap clappin oh boy
its time to give the finger to all of my haters
the trashy burger flippin chronic masturbaters
you cant suck what you cant find
and you cant rap without a dope rhyme
you sit there and you just stare
I told ya make it brief and you said under where (underwear)
I dont care if those first lines sucked
no ones listening so who gives a truck
I can say anything that I want
like half the girls I knew were...effing mean
if you dont listen you wont know
catch a hooker by her toe
if she hollas must mean she likes it so
take her booty for a stroll

why write a chorus
when you just ignore us
and when I say us
I mean me
I think you should know
that you are a ho
and since your a ho
this chorus is free

so say there was a cat
and cat rhymes with bat
and if the bat-cat had a hat
that would just be plain phat
and if rhyme rhymes with time
and time is sublime
does it blow your mind
that theres no evidence to find
and if that doesnt make sense
then you must have no cents
to pay for a clue
to find said evidence
bat-cat strikes back to find the said lack
the lack of thumbtacks to provide the color black
I gave up trying to make any sense
or making new rhymes heres the evidence

why should I wiggity write a chorus etc.
yous a ho etc.
yous a wiggity wiggity chorus
yous a wiggity wiggity ho

there goes the beat or so it seems
im gonna break it down whatever that means
there comes a time in every mans life
when he has to piece together that broken knife
when I was young my mother would say
dont sweat it you were born with aids
a master never leaves his post
and a post master learns to never boast

okay lets head in a new direction
so this song can at least pass inspection
sound familiar?
hm, thats more than a bit perculiar
now you got me playin guitar
why does my life have to be so hard
just sit back and relax in your slacks
allow the bat-cat to provide you with thumbtacks
I passed the bar hard to deliver the sword
a new star card had struck the wrong cord
how many fingers equals a war
just one, the middle one in the bar
how many fingers equals peace
two, now I think thats pretty beast
because two is greater than one
so put two and two together and weve already won

I wiggity wrote a chorus
Because you wiggity wiggity adore us
And when I say adore us (the explorer)
I mean me
I think you should wiggity wiggity wiggity know
that ive got to wiggity wiggity wiggity go
your still a wiggity wiggity wiggity ho
but this chorus is free
is free, yeah
yo, fly free
wiggity wiggity wiggity free

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