 A new adventure embarking into the next era of Star Wars. How long has it been? It's more than a year, right? I think it's been more than a year. If we're not including the Star Wars visions thing, which we're not including. Which we haven't seen, so in that sense. Well, that lived and died instantly. I don't know that Eddie Wood talks about it. Nobody talks about it anymore. Yeah. That's the thing that everyone said it's the most amazing, incredible thing that's happened to Star Wars in so long and it's so amazing. And then no one gives a fuck anymore. Is that not comparable with a lot of the output? Let's just consume this today. And shows like on Disney Plus, because people don't really talk about, like how many people say, man, remember in episode two of season two of Mando, how like they had to deal with those spiders? That was that episode, I think. I remember it better. It's like, yeah, that was a crazy episode with the frog lady and getting her over. You know, it's so tense. Like nobody really talks about anything that happens in this show. But they sure adored it at the time. You said frog lady, I say Gekko gal. Gekko might be more appropriate, but the point is, nobody really talks about what's going on with her anymore. And that's a shame. They could watch like five seasons of Mando and then you could ask them what season they're on. They'd be like, uh, we are on the 4th or 6th? I don't know. I don't even know. I was watching Mando going adventures. Yeah. Jumping around, jetpacking around. Shoot, shoot, shoot. It is entirely about the discourse and the hype at the time, but then afterwards it's gone. And that's not what I want for stories. This is peak of cynicality, cynicalism. What's what are we? What's the word here? What would it be? Siniscism. Siniscism, that's probably it. The book of Boba Fett, which some people might be like, what are you talking about? I'm like, well, it's a character that had no character beyond very straightforward and a couple of references. I've defended him in the past when people say he doesn't have characters. Like he does. He's just not on screen for very long and you get to know him very, very quickly and then he's gone. What pulled him through was his awesome design and helmet. All right. And then, and then George Lucas was like, let me have another one in prequels. It'll be his dad. Hey, there you go. Django got to do a little bit more. And then I think he got picked up in third party stuff and and games and has since, I think, I don't remember talking to you guys about this, but in one of the trailers, one of the top comments was like, finally, Boba Fett's going to get the respect he deserves. They consider the Sarlacc pit thing disrespect, which is interesting. In a sense, like I try to think about what I think about that event, right? Because that's that's the Boba Fett thing that happened. Everyone's like, hmm, he shouldn't have been killed that way. And it's just like, well, but you you saw him for five minutes before that maybe not. I guess I feel like it's a clear example of there is an idea in our heads of a really cool character that we now don't get. Because he fell into that pit. But we live in the era of no, he didn't. He didn't fall into that pit. He's OK. He got out. He's got out of the bit because I was going to say, like, is it not valuable to have this bounty hunter that's merciless and managed to destroy like the connection our team had and work for Darth Vader and also be a mercenary for Jabba? You're like, oh God, and he looks so intimidating. He's got a rocket, the blasters, the armor, and he gets killed because his jet pack malfunctions while Han Solo blindly hits him by accident. Like, is there not an idea there of like, yeah, like a fucking bad ass. But there he goes because that's how simple it can be sometimes. Or is that too insulting? Because it's a different kind of some people. It's not satisfying. Yeah. And it makes me think about all the deaths in media that are kind of deliberately unsatisfying and thus satisfying in some way. I don't know how I feel about Boba dead. Boba dead's Boba Fetz. It's a it's a strange one. It's always been a strange one. Everyone who's ever seen it is like, oh, I guess that's it. And I know there's theories of like George hated him. And so that's why he did that. I find that strange. That's mysterious. Yeah. Yeah, I heard that. I think he hated how popular Boba Fett became when he was supposed to just be a small character. Which is weird. You think you'd have the opposite reaction. That's a weird thing to say. Yeah. Well, like, you love this little character I made? Wow. That's great. But this situation is just, yeah. So some people see like the death as petty and it's like, it might be. I was just trying to look at it from just the film's point of view, which is the look at how the mighty fall. It's the jetpack malfunction. Which if you guys remember, they actually reincorporated that in season two of Mando. What are you going to do? I don't know, but wish me luck. The jetpack's malfunction if you hit them is like, all right, I guess that's just something they do now. Design oversight that we've never tried to fix. All jetpacks are the same model, the same make. Regardless, seeing him back in Mando, everyone went nuts. And so Disney were like, right, we can make a show with him. Go. Really, Mandalorian was just Diet Boba Fett anyway. They couldn't do Django, I guess, because he was dead, even though they could do like a prequel show, I guess. But Boba Fett is... I wouldn't rule it out at this point. Well, and the funny part is, I think there's more potential possibly, but... Because of that universe. I guess in a sense, there's infinite potential with both of them, right? Because there's so much time they've been alive that you can use. And with Tamara Morrison's age, I imagine you can better do this. This better suits the era we're going for, which is Mandalorians, which is post-OT pre-sequels. So, if we were set to make this show, what are we doing? And it's like, well, got to look at every scene that he's even in, in the OT, and then figure out what we can do with the small pieces we know about him. And it was funny, he was trying to come up with things like... So he likes women, he's flirting with some at one point. He's clearly a fan of money, to the point where he doesn't want his cargo in any kind of damage to depreciate it in any way. And he'll seemingly work as any job, but including, but not limited to just hunting people down that could be good guy, could be good. Like, it doesn't seem that he gives a shit. In Mando, he's like an honorable man, and like, I will help for the good of goodness. Sort of, he seems to be a good guy. The child's gone. Till he has returned to you safely, we are in your debt. I would love to know what happened, what occurred to sort of flip him on this. Well, and I was saying that for me, like it already seems like, if you were trying to do that with him, that you'd have to justify it, because like, he's very straightforward. And to say like, ah, well, he's fighting for honor or something. I'd be like, was he that? Was that his thing? I don't know, I don't know. He's gonna respect his opponents, too. That's what the trailer for this had, and it was like, okay. Java ruled with fear. I intend to rule with respect. If you had spoken such insolence to Java, he'd have fed you to his menagerie. Please, speak freely. Like, it wouldn't surprise me if Boba Fett used the fact that he's got all these gadgets and weaponry to outplay his opponents, rather than having like, some kind of people playing field, you know? I just feel like bounty hunters who try to do that don't live long. We're gonna fight evenly and fairly. It's like, oh, so you're gonna just know. And so, just to make sure everyone's up to speed, he made a robotic stomach for fennec shand. Is it fennec? Strand. Or a strand or shand or something to snipe a lady. And so she owes him a life debt, meaning she's with him all the time. I'm glad they brought back that dull, boring asshole. Yeah, that's gonna be great. And then, of course, he... I don't get why they do that. These characters who are just nothings, and they bring them back when they're all just so dull, and no one's interesting. I was gonna say, I was actually gonna ask if you could remind me what even, what even are her characteristics. She's a sniper lady, that's all I really know. I don't think she even... Maybe this'll be her opportunity to become something. She couldn't in the two seasons of Mando, so let's see what we can do here. Well, because you come into this show and you think, okay, so if the premise is Boba Fett's gonna create his criminal empire, we have a formula that could be different from Mando, where Mando's is two action scenes, at least every episode. The plot is usually self-contained per episode and a couple of serialized ones. What if we do full serialized here, where we have big arcs for these characters over the course of several episodes? That would be cool. Is that what we're gonna do, though? Well, funny enough, I think it was a super chat on Real BBC, but me and Asa have the same response, which to someone saying, do you think they're gonna fully explore the time from being eaten by the Sarlacc to getting out to what he did next, what he did next, what he did next? And I was like, going from the trailer, looks like we're not doing that at all. But I wouldn't rule out a flashback. Or just a whole flashback episode, even, you know? Maybe even that, yeah. But I just, it's almost amusing to me, because I'm just like, yeah, this is peak giving the fans what they want, I suppose, which is, he got out of that Sarlacc, okay? Fucking, he fucked it up. He blew it up. He used his pistols, his flamethrowers, jetpack. He got out of there. He fucked it up and he's badass, okay? You're like, all right. All right? Yeah, just, sure. It's precisely so. I have a feeling we will at least get the flashback of him breaking out of it and it'll be spectacular in some way, right? Like, maybe, yeah. At least to confirm he got out. But I don't know if they would save that, maybe, for later, rather than doing it early. Then again, it could be the way that they open the show, to be honest with you. Who knows? I, uh... Maybe they should have notified expectations. Maybe. So, yeah, I guess I wanted to say quickly, like, just if we were making this season, what would you want to make it about? And it's just like, I just don't know how much we have to work with. He's going to try and make an empire at Tatooine, a little crime lord empire and hopefully deal with whoever's going to get in his way. I assume that's all we've got to work with. I assume that he's going to have to go to a lot of Jabba's old contacts and workers and say, all right, you're going to work for me now. I am the new guy in charge. Here's why you want to work for me. He goes to Pete from person to person to person, contact to contact. And he needs to establish his network. He needs to make sure the people who don't fall in line are either forced to or made an example of. And maybe the arc, you know, of this story is, you were a bounty hunter and you were really good at it. Being a leader is different. And so you need to cultivate a new set of skills. I don't want to work in administration. I want to work in shipping. God damn it. Well, yeah, it's just, you know, I, if he ends up like giving up the position, you know, he's going to get a finger against someone else. And saying like, I want to be on missions. I don't want to be fucking sitting here, telling people where to go. Maybe what I thought I wanted for a long time that I wanted to work towards, maybe I, maybe it was already, maybe I was doing what I wanted to do and what I, you know, all time. Maybe he's tired of it. Is that ending part of Mando season two is just like, and then he went to Tatooine, killed bib for tuner and took the fucking throne. You're like, oh, that's what he wanted. It's not even, I literally didn't even know that's what he wanted. I was just like, oh. Neither did I, honestly. It's just came out of nowhere. And so now we're dealing with that as being like, well, that was what he wanted apparently. Okay. Well, just like Boba Fett crawled out of the Sarlacc, bib for tuner crawled out of the exploded wreckage of the sailbars so that he could be killed again, but not really, but again. He pulled a palpatine. Somehow bib for tuner returned. But yeah, that's, I don't know what other preamble is we're going to need. I figure this will be as good as the Mandalorian seasons, which were pretty bad. Oh, yeah. They were terrible. I expect lots of plot armor. I expect lots. Characters are just going to be doing whatever needs doing to get them to the payoffs they want. Plot carried through by contrivance. Basically no characters acting in logical ways. The action is going to be shit. And if anyone says, but it's Robert Rodriguez. Like that was his episode, episode six of Mandalorian season two. And it was terrible. It was terrible. Oh, yeah. We'll see. Tamara Morrison, though. That's neat. I'm glad he's got himself a show. Oh, geez. Remember when that got you excited? I don't remember. Last time it might have been the prequels. Literally like revenge of the Sith because I fucking loved that when I first saw him. It might have been. I mean, might have been TFA. TFA was a weird experience for me. I still remember partially just being like almost blown away that it was happening and hadn't slotted in yet with my perception of Star Wars. It was more so this other thing, but I certainly didn't think it was bad at the time. I really liked it. How foolish I was. How foolish. This is probably a good start, you know, Tatooine. It's all nice shots. Nice and clean, too. The most, you know, relatively. That chair looks uncomfortable. It does. There must be purpose built for Fortuna, right? Because it wouldn't be from Jabba. He's in a back to tank. I know them. Ooh, Kamino. Oh, wow. That looks good. It does. It's funny to compare to the pre- Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Actually, you're using prequel footage. Well, yeah. Because Mandalorian was the first one to start being like, okay, the prequels aren't actually that cringe, maybe. We got to move to up to the sawlack, then. Oh, yeah. Wow. There he is. Oh, the flesh looks great. Spoopy. Oh, I don't know about that. Yeah, that's, I mean. You bid yourself, bro. Well, he crawled through the sand. Damn. I guess he escaped. Yeah, there you go. I didn't think they'd do it this fast, but okay. But he loses all of his stuff, right? So how does that happen? Oh, that shit helmet. It looks cooler. It does look cooler. Oh, they all have great themes. Yeah. They have so much money to make these. That's okay. So the the Jawas are here for the sound of the bar, don't they? They'll take his stuff as well. Which makes sense. That works. Basically everything they can. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. The point that we've been reduced to, hey, it would make sense that they would do this and take this stuff. Because I was going to say, it's just like, it would be really unlucky to come across Jawas for the moment you're knocked out. But that again, it's like, well, there's a reason they're here because of the barge. Damn. I want a shoe. Oh my God, this is doing part two. Well, TV shows are so pretty these days, aren't they? They really are. Not a good day for him. Well, good week. He helped you. You should appreciate it. Oh, what's happened to his head? Is that the sand that did that? Or like, I don't know. Maybe it's just years of battle damage. We never saw it beforehand. Yeah. What was it? Well, I guess it wouldn't make sense to say. Oh, okay. Take this carrot. The squirty carrot. There's a room for another guy on there. Wow. A POV shot. Well, if that works, I can't. The friction, though. Geez. I know you're not going fast, but it's sand. It's coarse and it is rough. It gets everywhere. Imagine at this point, he's like, things are going to get better now, right? Well, I'm not eating unless they're going to eat me. I don't know now. The ranger in a strange land. Be curious how I feel being a Star Wars ex-fan. Yeah. Also, that sound effect. Oh, yeah, that's the cinemastand. That's the stock sound effect. I wish Anakin killed you, you little shit. He did. He killed my dad. Oh, I hate Jedi, too. And then they bond over their hatred of Jedi. Why would you, why, why would you do this, mate? You're so cruel and mean, all these children. You're hitting me with a sack. Why is there a tree out here? Why is there a tree out here? What are you drinking? How are you drinking? How was he drinking that? Don't think about it. Do you think he wasn't? And he was just trying to look like he was? To look like I don't care. Yeah, man, we're really making Boba suffer, huh? First day. He's like a grito, but red. What are they burning? Tree logs in it from their trees. They're from all the trees out here. They're like tree boulders. Oh, is the dog. Does it understand the concept of knots? And it's like you're undoing a knot stop. I can see you getting close. Look, this guy's just watching it. Oh, shit. Okay. So what was the idea with the dog? Was it just going to kill him? Because yeah, because he was moving around a bit. I thought they wouldn't want to kill him. Is no one else watching him? I guess they're all asleep. No one hear that. You've got to have someone on duty. You're going to say no. Oh, fuck him up, Boba. Throw him in the fire. Oh, it's a kid. Oh, my God. You'd think Anakin might have had that reaction. Where are you going? Good luck, I guess. What is actually the plan here? Boba Fett, Master Bounty Hunter. Do you want to get a hostage? Or do you want to sneak around and get a bantha? I guess he didn't have much of a choice. I don't know. Oh, damn. Oh, that looked bad. We slept dressed. This thing is shit. What are we doing? Oh, they impressed maybe? Maybe. You hit it a few times with your stick. That is very impressive. Oh, now I got to do a duel. Oh, she's going to kick his ass. Well, that's not fair, is it? It's a girl bounty hunter. She's going to beat his ass. Look, she's got sharp stuff there. See? He's just going to stick. He can overpower it, right? Because he's bigger. No, this is Star Wars. Fags, I believe. It's Robert Rodriguez. Maybe we'll have a chance. I mean, I'm curious. He's supposed to be a skilled fighter. He's Boba Fett, legendary bounty hunter. I mean, he does have only a stick, though. It's not a particularly great stick. I guess it depends on what happens. Jesus Christ. What's happening? I just want him to grab his stick like him. Grab it with your hands. Man, I'm starting to wonder how he's not unconscious. If you remember, he was using one of them when he turned up in Mando Season 2. So maybe the idea here is he's going to join this clan. Yeah, and then he earns it or something. Yeah. What was the point of all this? Well, what's the point of that, yeah? I don't know. Other than to show that he's shit? Well, maybe he'll beat her at some point, you know? And so that acts as... Maybe. Letting us know that he's progressing. He could probably kick his ass too. Maybe he'll have a nightmare at the beginning of every episode. I suppose this is their argument for why he's going to not have it as many scars this time around. The backers removed them. Let's make up, you know? They're lined up to pay respects. I'll let them know you're... And I'm pretty sure he's lost weight for this role. So good stuff. Yeah, it looks good. You could put that on yourself. Knee rockets? Knee rockets. Knee rockets. Oh my God. Why stop there, Boba? Where are your elbow rockets? So think about Mando armor in general. There's so many missing pieces. Ooh, money. It's a culture. No, no, they're chocolates. Oh. They're chocolate money coins, yeah. I love those. Did you get any of it? Something about friendship? Java has a trend. Get a droid. Fuck off. Is that a wookie pal? To the new Daniel. It's an honor to be welcomed to Marsezpa by you, Doc Strasse. Mob shades, mayor of Marsezpa and its surrounding platoes. We were told the mayor was coming to pay tribute. Indeed, yes. With apologies, I understand how one might draw such a conclusion from the correspondence. So you bring no tribute? The mayor's heart felt welcome. If you had spoken such insolence to Java, he'd have fed you to his menagerie. Dude, I'm just a messenger. Are there no rules for killing previous leaders? There is one other matter, if I may. The matter of tribute. I'm confused. He wants you to pay him. You thank you. I'm the crime lord he's supposed to pay me. Oh, man. Lord Fett offers the gift of your leave unmolested. I'm confused as to... I would not be surprised if you received another delegation in the near future. These two Gomorrians were once bodyguards to Jebedahar. Yes, the Morian guards. All right. This is beefy. They did not surrender. They were tortured. Squeals will send a piercing message. To all potential challengers to your throne. I recognize that voice. A good evening. Go back to your own country. What the fuck? He's as mad as a wax banana. How are we gonna kill a whole wolf pack with just three silver bullets? It's worse than that. We don't even have a gun. They were captured alive as a tribute to you, Lord Fett. I do not torture. Respectfully, Lord Fett, on Tatooine, you must project strength if you are to be accepted as a dino. Would you be loyal to me if I were to spare you? Oh, all right. All right. Well, all right. Take care of that. This is a bad idea. No, it isn't. Why is that a bad idea? It's a good idea. Why? This is a really good idea. This is a good idea. It means that if there's anybody who's holding out against you, you just be like, dude, I'm not going to kill you. You can work for me. You want to be like, if you are working with me, and if you do what I say, I will reward you. If you fuck me over, I will kill you horribly. You have to give people a reason to be your ally and a reason not to go against you. I'm not being carried around. Oh, a Boston dynamic robot. Yay. They really are. Oh, my. Oh, my. They actually just thought Boston's a dynamics robot. No, he's going to do things his own way. Oh, yeah. Look at him. It's the blue guy. Glad he's doing what he loves. Didn't he blow up on the bar? I guess it's the blue guy. No, he lived. He lived with mid-tortuna. Did you watch Robot Chicken? He survived. It could be his brother. It could be. But it could be him. And I prefer to think that. Would you like your helmet serviced and cleaned while you wait for Madam Garson? No. Yeah, take this. This is how you want us to clean it? Fuck no. It's so the actor doesn't have to carry it around everywhere. But that's so silly. I know. Yeah, like, no thanks. I'll hold on to it. Not only do I think they wouldn't offer that service, he wouldn't give up his fucking helmet. I don't get how legally it was chill that he just killed a boss and took his place. Yeah, I guess someone's okay with that. System here. Yeah, and you'd have people chomping at the bit to take over. I was going to say, how is it not happening? What? I mean, one guy walked in and killed Java? Oh, we're taking over. Yeah, let's go, guys. You're making the wrong journey. Huh. Yours looks shinier than mine. Could you give me a bag, please? I need to put this back on my head. Why are you doing this? Don't you have people to do this? You're just walking out in the open market as a new prime lord with a bunch of money and no helmet. With no helmet. Yeah. No praise shoot the helmet, though. They probably will. Oh, here we go. Action scene, boys. Put the helmet on. Do it. Put the helmet on. Geez, where have these been? That was a really fucking stupid thing to do. Wow, brilliant. You're smart. Oh, and there's the helmet. Now they're taking over your money. Oh, those are shit. They just inconvenience you if they touch you. Just fly. Well, so guys, what are you doing? Just keep poking until they eventually fall over? Is that the idea? Do you want to inconvenience them? Do you just want to be like, oh, this will tickle? Fly. Okay. Yeah, kick it. Yeah, kick is a great idea. You kidding me? That guy's shield just stopped, by the way. And now they're all stopped. All of their shields are stopped. Yes. I totally believe the Gamorian saved the day. Look at him, guys. Look at him. Look at him. It wouldn't be a Star Wars TV show if there weren't nonsensical violence. Look, absolute crap. Choreography. Oh, no, we won't. No, we give up. He give up. That was too tough for us. We've been beat. Come on. You're the sniper. This is dead. Oh, okay. He just disappeared. He just actually disappeared. Devaporized. He's death-starred. Yeah, that would have been great. You could have gone straight through. There's a hole. You can just go straight through. You don't have to know. Throwing knives? What are you doing? The guns exist in this universe. Why don't they have guns? They're readily available. Where'd she go? Oh, shoot him around the other side. Okay, then. Throw more knives at him. She's going to beat them. No, those suck. Don't even bother. Oh, you got tickled and now you have to go near. But what a fucking pussy. It just feels like we get so little story content like in Mando and now it looks like in this, where it's like we got 10 minutes of talking for 20 minutes of like fights and spectacle. Yeah, I'm expecting we should- Talking doesn't like mean anything. We'll finish on one more fight. I just wish we had more deans of people talking to each other, you know? Oh, it's the bad guys from the Mando place. Bad guys from Mando place? Yeah, I've seen these baddies before in Mando. Oh, these guys jumped him. Why don't they just space bikers? Look at him. They got like leather jackets. They have like space bikers. Dig your own graves. I think I spotted that poor Greedo guy. His fingers are all flimpy and flimpy. So when he was digging there, the gloves were all like fucking up. You see that? They're all wimply wobbly. Like they're not actually fake. Man, you wasted so much of it. You don't look cool when you do that. You just waste the water. Yeah. Oh, maybe we're on top of a sand worm. Maybe. That looks like a, yeah, it looks like a creature critter. Well, he wasn't long for this world. What a- Yo, it's an orc from Lord of the Rings. Oh, look at this. What the fuck? What? It's Machamp. See, you chump. What the heck? Oh, god. Dude, you're done. You are done. Yeah, how are you alive? So what? Does this thing just sit out in the desert and wait to eat unsuspecting? What do these creatures eat in this barren dude waste sand? They eat this little water bulb thing. Well, that's not going to do anything. I guess it's just going to strangle him. I don't see how else they can end this. No, what are you doing? Do you want it to choke you? Just fall backwards. Just go fall backwards. Fall, yeah, just fall backwards. I can't reach back. What do you mean you can't reach back? Got him. There you go. Wow. Wow. That was so shit. I can't even describe how lame that was. Oh, we get our shot. I am so cool. I am chain man. Oh, he's doing a little kid vision of the yell. How'd you cut his head off? Just pulled real hard of the chain. Yo, I traded one of our prisoners for this head. That's actually a good point. They'll be like, what happened to the other guy? He dated. I mean, surely they're going to want the corpse to, I guess, eat possibly, right? Yeah, like trophies and stuff, I imagine. All the cool fangs. I'd want some of those. I like he's coming back like, yeah, I did that. Hey, I called. They just immediately talk him out and tie him up. I inexplicably killed this creature with a chain. They actually don't have a language. They just make noises at each other. Yeah. You have earned our respect, Boba of Housefect. I guess we are going to get a lot of flashbacks in this show then. I'm guessing we're going to get a whole, yeah, they'll be persistent. Yeah, I'm done with this. You throw it away. It might be cherished. So why did they capture him? I guess as a slave. But now they like respect him as a warrior. That's all I got. Okay. Oh, that's it. That was that. That was, oh, of course, written by John Favreau, created by John. That's that's the problem. Okay. It's not written by Roger Rodriguez at all. I don't know why I thought that. Yeah, so we're going to get the exact same thing as Mando. Yeah. I mean, we can already see that here. Yeah. It's a little bit different, but not much. Made a few action scenes per episode and, you know. Well, yeah, we got our second action scene was fighting that thing. Well, I mean, we technically got three, which is the third one. A little duel, and then the fight in Tatooine. Oh, I guess, I guess. So yeah, the duel sucks. It always just feels like there's almost like a lack of confidence in their ability to keep people's attention without action scenes. Oh, yeah, definitely. But then they have these long sections where they just dig for seeds. And I'm like, what is happening? Like they're not talking to each other about differing perspectives. There's nothing really going on. I'm not learning about these characters. I'm not. Yeah, we're not exploring this world. We're not exploring this potentially hugely rich world. I want to know about the inner workings of establishing a criminal underground network to build it back. Because obviously when Jabba dies, everyone else is going to scramble for control. And so it's probably going to split up into a certain amount, and Boba's going to be one of them. And maybe he has the palace inexplicably, but that's all he has. He has to establish that he's someone who needs to be feared. Because as it stands now, he's just a guy with a chick in this palace. And a couple of Demorium gods. Yes. I feel like just real gangsters wouldn't put up with this shit. They'd be like, oh, we're just going to shoot them. Absolutely. What a shame that we couldn't open with like, he's like, haha, I'm the leader. And then it's like, you are joking. All you did was kill this guy who, by the way, had friends. There was a reason he was on that throne. Many friends. Yeah, there is. You understand that this is not. You got problems, my friend. Like you have a lot of people who want to take the stuff that you just took. Yeah. Yeah. You don't just get to walk into a palace and kill one guy, and it's just all yours now. Well, just I feel like the fundamental thing is, it's safe. You mentioned it before. It's safe to assume that Jabba's, like his empire is fractured. You need to like, you got a lot of people you need to think about like working with to try and reorganize everything. But we don't want to do that because that's like complicated. It's complicated and it involves talking and dialogue. There's the scene of them standing over a table with a big map. And it's like, all right, so this is what Jabba's empire looks like. Yeah. This is the Gorefax section over here. Moss and Bluebee belongs to the Jingjungs. Well, this is the gambling town. Like this is, you know, we've got a lot of casinos. We've got a lot of bars and things like that. And this is more industry over here. And it's like, okay, let's, you know, let's mark them off the map. Let's like a video game. It's like, here's our problems. All right, let's deal with them one at a time. And then economics are half your concern. Like I know how to command respect. It would be such a great dynamic where we have to get a character. You need bookkeepers. You know, you need logistics and financiers and you need to make money and you have to continuously be making money and you need to ensure that people do what they need to do. And you need to either have them understand that if they double cross you, they're going to get killed or they need to be in a position where it's mutually beneficial for everyone that he's in charge. Some kind of a system, right? But you just don't have any of that. He's just in charge now. And that's, that's just that. Well, it blows your mind that they've got one person so far that's basically like, you're not the boss of me. And he's like, what? Yeah, you're just a guy. He's like, you just shut up. Who the fuck are you? Who are you? Why would I give you a tribute? That's the, that's honestly what's fucking missing right now is like, why not learn about this place that you apparently want to be the crime lord of? It's betraying how stupid this is. Like, oh, yes, I am the crime lord. This is going to be great. This is going to be awesome. Do you know anything about Tatooine? Apparently not. I mean, like, it seems to be confused that there's even a mayor. This is a post empire world. Yeah. You know, how is that going to play into it? Again, we talked about this briefly in Mendo. They might not care politically for the empire. They probably don't give a shit, but imperial credits are a big deal. There's like, oh, now that the empire is gone, you know, we have to worry about currency rates and what are we going to pay people in? And that's a doubt this could cause, you know, a mass devaluing of money because there's no longer a government to back up the value of this currency. What are we going to do? Well, we can do this and that. Like, these things are interesting. Yeah. Instead of these super dumb fights that make no sense. Because next episode, we're going to interrogate that one guy and he's going to tell us he was sent by a biblibobble and then we go get him. And then he was... It's not the mayor. It turns out it's a third faction who's trying to sow discontent between the mayor and Boba. Something like that. Like, I think they're going to keep it simple. When in reality, there would be several factions, many of them would have been trying to take Jabba's palace as like a stronghold. Like, we're supposed to just accept the Bib Fortuna took over, which is like, okay, I guess. Didn't seem like the type from what we saw. It looked more so like just a servant, like a Grimoire Wim Tongue sort of thing at most, but okay. And then he just killed him after however long. And again, I'm surprised there's not some kind of martial law or some kind of... Like, hey, you just killed him. You can't do that. Otherwise, why aren't everyone killing each other here? Because I know we like to say the wild, wild west, but like, if you killed someone, they... you'd get killed. You couldn't do that. They'd have entire towns where you had to turn over your guns and there was a very strict no-breaking-the-rules policy. And you didn't fuck around with everybody because everybody had guns and they'd shoot you if you do something. Killing someone in general. Already something I think you shouldn't be able to do, but killing the leader, like, I'm pretty sure you're gonna get serious trouble for that one. Because this number two is gonna be like, uh, no. And think of the relationship Bib must have had to be on that throne. Exactly. I guess he didn't have any gods that cared about him. It's so strange and like, I think the show just wants you to be like, we're done, we're done that. He's the leader of that area. There are gonna be people in other areas that he's gonna have to fight, okay? And you're like, okay. And his legendary Gamorian gods, man. With their little... There's no conversation in Jabba's palace, Bib's palace, where he is sitting down with a couple advisors who were in the palace or whatever. Like, he's only got a few people to start with and he's got a little bit of an element of surprise because he killed Bib maybe. He's like, okay, what do we have as leverage? What do we have to work with? What are our resources? Like, well, we have these stockpiles and these stockpiles. We have approximately this many of this currency, this many of this currency, this many of this currency. Here's our armament. This is... Here's the stock of what we have in the palace. Like, okay, so what do we do with this? How do we go and do other things? How do we get people to... There's no... There's none of that. He's gonna want to hire people who used to work for Jabba immediately because they'll know this shit. And you could even use the fact that he'd probably know at least a decent amount, but he seems to be kind of unaware of anything here. And I know that things may have changed since Jabba's time, but there's got to be some stuff that he's aware of. Like, there's got to be some connections he's got here which would be cool to make use of. Maybe they will, who knows, but like, there's not a good start. And pretty much what I expected. Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected. It's interesting to watch these and have them be so wildly different than what we would do. Yeah. Because we're like, we're not going to waste half the episode with him digging in the fucking sand. We're not going to start off with flashbacks, all right? Because we have to establish that he is in charge. Or at least he is working towards being in charge because the now is more important than what happened then. We can get to that later, all right? We can bait that. But we have work to do. It's funny, I would always already be thinking about repairs. I'd be like, right. So we're going to have to write it so that whoever, Bib Fortuna being in charge, like the people who really matter in tattooing didn't care about him. They just had him there as a sort of puppet. That's how we can explain that. And that's how he was killed so easily without anyone caring. That's going to have to be our reasoning. Yeah, Bib wasn't really in charge of anything. It was really this guy. It was just an old palace. Yeah, it's an old palace. It fell into disrepair these last couple of decades. No one really lives there. It's not an ideal location for a few things. It's been ransacked and it's been emptied of all of its stuff. There's a few people who hang out there, but it's just some people. This will be our base. We'll build, it's like a video game. We'll build up this base and we'll add people to it. And it'll become great again. And it'll be full of stuff. But we're going to have CGI singers and it's going to be great. And we're going to get a rancor. Things will be the tits. But that's going to be something we have to work for because we have shit to do. We got to go talk to people. We got to go make connections. We got to go see with the Paul. Who hates who? Who wants to take out this guy? Who wants to... Exactly, who hates who? Who can we use on our side to leverage against other sides? What resources do we have to bargain with? What can I do with my personal skill set to ensure... Oh, I've got this master assassin, allegedly. That's my right hand woman. That could be really useful, you know? Who knows what we could do? Maybe we could be clever and try to set up an assassination and frame it on another one of the houses or another one of the crime lords. And so they get at each other's throats and they start fighting. And then that means that they're worried about each other and things of that nature. None of that. It's all just like... How do we get it? So he doesn't have a helmet. It's because he gives it away to be cleaned and then there's coins in it. And so we can't quite put it on. And so he drops it and then they'll take his coins. Okay. I wouldn't have left that thing without a bag. I'd be like, thank you. It's so bizarre to keep this helmet off. And I feel like we're going to get lots of that as this show progresses, unfortunately, with how badly done that was. Or they'll just ignore he has a jetpack, as per usual. It's like you've been blocked on all sides. It's like... Except up. What about up? They don't know which way is up out there. Yeah, that's true. Well, that's Boba Fett, Book of Boba Fett, episode one. Yeah, it was shit. I don't think it's... I don't even know if it's worse than the first episode of Mandalorian, honestly. I just don't... I think it might be better just because so little happens. I feel very little going for it. And it still managed to fuck that up low score, but I don't know what I would actually give it number wise. I don't know, I just... Here we go again. Yeah, bit. Another amazing show. Same damn production for every one of them. Goodbye, everybody. Yeah, goodbye. Bye. Hello, everybody. On today's episode of Boba Fett, the Book of... Oh, wait, you're not even on screen yet. Oh. All right. Now, do whatever you want. Welcome, everyone, to the Book of Boba Fett. Season one, episode two, live reaction slash asterisk recorded by EFab. Also, Jay is here to join us. Jay's got a big fan in this band that had to explore along with us. Look at his mucusy goodness. Maybe we'll see more sand. There'll be some fights and it'll be great. Yeah, things will be great. We are excited to see where this story may go. We are the biggest Star Wars fans on the web. On the web zone. Yeah. What happened last time? As you said, there was drama. Yeah, there was drama. They went and they talked to somebody and then they got attacked. And then Boba Fett went back into a little pod and had a flashback where he fought Machamp and won. True, all those things are what happened. It was 38 minutes of content, but you could be fooled into thinking it was 10 minutes. That first episode, there was more wrong with it than we'd even pointed out. Do you know that? Do you know that's the truth? I'm sure that that's the case. I'm certain you can get everything on one watch. Not even everything. As you are conversing on it live. I love it that the Mandalorian armor is equipped with so many gadgets and weapons and tools, and they never use the appropriate one. They just never do. Okay, now we need to burn that. Burn it, but no, don't shoot it. Burn it, but no, don't burn that. No, that's what I get watching these shows. Well, yeah, because there were people who were even like, you seem to be okay with his death and returning the jet. I was like, oh, yeah, we've talked before about how dumb it is that he closed the distance. Goes right up to Luke just to try and shoot him. It's like, oh man. I wanted to mention, this was actually a point out by fringing in the original version. It got cut because we thought it was answered, but it isn't actually. The complication was like, when they go into the place, they're like, would you like your Gamorian guards to be cleaned? And then they go off and then we do, well, I thought we don't see them again until they save him, which is kind of just like, okay, I guess that lines up enough. I thought the whole point of them doing that was to explain why the guards weren't there when he got attacked. Only there's this shot where they're coming out and they're right behind them and then they disappear. We talked about like the cringiness of it, but I don't think we mentioned just outright. I don't know that anybody in universe should be calling themselves a crime lord, especially crime lords. We have an official title that's more, I mean, not for like tax purposes necessarily, but just cause you don't want to call yourself a crime lord. Same energy as like someone who like introduces themselves to you as a pussy slayer. Well, that's actually, well, Jay, that's, if you recall, that's actually how we met. I introduced myself to you as a pussy slayer. Well, I've been skeptical ever since. It's like calling yourself the chosen one. It's not even just calling himself, it's the way that he does in the scene where he's like, but I'm supposed to be the crime lord. Do you want to do crime? A lot of people point it out and they don't know why we didn't, and I don't know why we didn't. We were like, talking about the Jawas taking all of his coins and stuff, like, well, the fuck didn't the Jawas take his helmet? It's worth way more than the coins. It's a Mandalorian helmet. It's like, that's true. Maybe they are fucking stupid. They took all of his armor before, but they didn't take it this time because it would be annoying if they did. Because then we'd have to go find it. But, and yet we didn't need any of that because why didn't they give him his coins in a bag instead of his helmet that he needs to wear? No, all these coins in your helmet. And what? I think imagine that's like a book of Fobofet as people just keep stealing his armor and he's getting it back. He's getting it back. Oh, not again. He's getting it back. Probably safe. Damn thieves. There was kind of interesting thing about the, the Gomorrah gods are introduced as like, you had your bosses being both Jabba and Bibphortuna. These two Gomorrahians were once bodyguards to Jabba the Handle and later Bibphortuna. They did not surrender even after their patron was killed. And then he's like, you were loyal to them. Will you be loyal to me? And I just think like the most obvious thing would be like, well, you killed there my last boss. Because he's like, I'll spare you if you're loyal to me. At that point, it's like, I don't know that loyalty is going to be worth a lot. I guess what we've seen it is worth something. It's just funny to think about, right? Like we are definitively loyal to our past boss. Like will he be loyal to me the one who killed him? You're like, all right. And then he took him out for a test drive immediately and that worked out well. It did work out well. I guess it just makes you think though, if we did this show in a way that I think would be more interesting, which is less action, more focus on actually running this business. Getting it started rather. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly. If we just focus on that, we could have more of these elements coming into play, the idea of loyalty and how do you keep people loyal to you? How do you maintain your empire? How do you deal with people who want to go after their own slice of the pie? Like that feels to me like a much more interesting story than just three fight scenes every episode and then scenes where people barely say anything. Imagine the tension you could get in that. It's a problem with Mando. And I feel like it's going to be the problem with this show best in the first episode. There was so little of characters expressing differing perspectives and just having conversations about those perspectives in these shows. I don't know who these people are. The action in this is so common. It's like, if you remember in the original films, one, two named characters are fighting, you really get the sense of like, oh, one of these characters could very likely to die or get seriously injured here. There was, you'd rewrite, there was definitely not nonsense fights because battle of heart, that's like, this is consequential. Yeah, Rebels are dying. We have to escape. We have to form a plan. We got to get out of here. We got to regroup. The main occasions that the battles aren't consequential that pop to mind is like the shit on the Death Star where the stormtroopers let them escape, which... Well, so then it is consequential. Yeah, well, exactly. It's like the fact that the action isn't having the same consequence as it normally would is plot significant. Yeah, and then you think like, again, an empire strikes back when Han is trying to escape with the Falcon. It's like, all right, so we're getting character here. We're seeing how resourceful and quick on his feet Han is in terms of getting them to safety, hiding them, fighting places to hide, and just his overall competence in navigating the Falcon. It's like, man, we're achieving stuff here, but here it's just like, we need a fight scene so bad guys show up. And of course, I'm sure we'll get more in the next episode about who they are, but I bet you only get a two-minute scene of them talking and then we'll just have a lot of long shots of landscapes and a bunch of people in really cool costumes and stuff. I don't really like to see what I think would be really interesting because like a perspective of Bobo, right? Like if he's in like a fight with someone, like an even fight with someone, he's made a mistake because you don't want to be doing that every day. You don't want to be having like evenly matched fights of the death every day or three times. Because you wouldn't know him. I don't believe he's looking for honor either in his fights. Yeah. What I'd be really interested to see if like Bobo was like a really sneaky piece of shit in the way he fights. Oh, well, I mean, he was clever and guileful and he used to. Yeah, like a real... Like ordering hits on people. Like a soldier. So like if the mayor is a bad guy, I guess the thing would be let's subvert him. Let's not just go and have a big fight scene. It's like let's find ways to screw up with his production. We'll steal stuff in transit. We'll sabotage facilities. It's like, come on. Yeah, we'll bribe his people. We'll get some spies in there. And then let's see what he does in retaliation instead of just sending people to kill us. Like let's see something a little more interesting than that. I guess it just feels like with this show, I get real worried after that first episode. It's like, you know that there are more interesting things than just people fighting. Especially when the fights are really shit, which is kind of like the layer on top of everything that we've talked about. In the ways that Walt fights, one of the major antagonists of that show, towards the end, that's the kind of shit I want to see Bobo pull. That's, it is interesting to think about that we have a show which is to do with like, you know, criminal organizations and illegal activities that is of established networks, like great television shows. And you're not using that as a point of reference at all. What even is the material of this empire? Well, I guess the problem is we don't know because they haven't told us anything to establish it or tell us. We don't, and it feels really awkward because we kind of expected this with this show. It's like, man, is this going to be like the template for all the Star Wars shows? Like, please don't stick to this template. Please, can we do something else? Or at least have the decency to, if you're going to shove combat sequences in all the time, it can be good. Well, speaking of that, one of the top comments on our video was like, if portable shields that can absorb blasters and explosives are a thing, doesn't that like fuck with everything? Like, shouldn't that just be applied to everyone everywhere in all wars and stuff? We had this question with the fucking Gungans 20 years ago. I think they actually followed up with the Gungans on that comment saying that at least with the Gungans, they're shown that their shields can be walked through and that, you know, like this, they're specialized for just energy that hits them or something like that. But like, I think you're still right, that those should probably pop up more as well. Yeah, the Joydeck shields and things like that, yeah. And apparently they don't only block everything, they also electrocute to some degree because that one guy gets thrown on it and he's like, ah. Think of how expensive those must be to have compared to just like a handgun that you just can buy anywhere on Tatooine and none of them have those. I remember when I was editing, I zoomed in on them running away with the things on their back and like, all right, they weren't guns, right? The last thing this person said was like, maybe the way they balance it is that if you use that shield, you have to use a shitty cattle prod. Yeah, that's the only way. Oh yeah, you only have, it's like more than how, you only have a certain amount of points left after you pick the shield. Yeah. Not enough points for a gun, but you can have this stick and the inconvenience to people kind of. It doesn't have a knife on the, on the electric thing, it doesn't bow like it's stabbed. It doesn't seem to work that way. It would be better if it was just a sharpened piece of metal. It honestly would. Yes, I'm pretty sure it just gets electrocuted for the most part. I thought he got stabbed, I thought it looked like it. The way he was holding his- Hope with it and then it goes- And then he's like, oh no. Oh, that hurts. Oh, that's the same there. Don't do that again. Ow. Me, that's bad if you did that. Oh, ow. Regarding the whole like crime thing, it was another top coin. I like reading these out. It's fun. If you remember in my Mandalorian season two, we had to read out a lot of people who were very angry at us. Shitty writing is shitty writing regardless of what's popular at the time. Oh, beautiful. That sounds about right. Mwah. Maybe they'd like it if the writers put in some effort. Yeah. I think we'd like it a lot more if they did. That'd be the fucking tits, man. And then Jesse coming back in with the right watch. The rotating champion. Jesse, stop it! Stop it, Jesse! Put it down! Oh my god. Bad dog. Bad dog. This time around, it's a lot of people who are very angry at the show. The huts are incredibly powerful and they control a lot of the galaxy. After Jabba got killed, all the living huts would have been swarming to Tatooine to avenge him and take back his territory. But hypothetically speaking, let's say Bib Fortuna was allowed to keep his stuff. Why? I don't know. But the writers don't care, so neither should you. There should be a massive power vacuum. Other crime families will try and take advantage of the change in leadership and try to take over the territory while people who are loyal to Jabba may not like Bib Fortuna, but will try and become independent or even revolt against him. But let's say that didn't happen. Let's say Bib kept all of Jabba's power. Well that's stupid, but whatever. As soon as Boba killed him and took his place, the same thing would happen to him, especially since he's a bounty hunter and shouldn't have any knowledge of how to run a crime organization. But also doesn't have much pre-existing power. He has a single follower. The skill of this follower is impressive, but that's just one follower. None of Jabba's forces should obey Boba and all the crime bosses should be on the offensive, trying to claim as much of the turf as they can. There should be turf wars in the streets, total anarchy, but instead people are actually giving Boba offerings and respect. And the sniper lady, I don't remember her name and can't be bothered to look it up, actually has the gag, the gall to be offended by the mayor asking Boba to pay him. The premise of the show is beyond stupid and people are going to eat it up anyway. Yep. Pretty much it. But I'm now. And I guess it's just the big thing is there's no reason why we can't have a really cool Star Wars show that is a little bit more cerebral. Your work is more cerebral than I expected. Say some more. She was odd. Instead of calling him like fat and Boba, can you call him like Fat Booba? You can call him Fat Booba. Fat Booba. He got in shape for this. Yeah. What do I call him? In a good way. No. What about Flat Sheen? She doesn't. One of the things people took issue, there was a couple of people saying this, I'm afraid the whole reason you didn't use the jet pack in the fight because you didn't want to leave Fannick behind. That's the reason. No, just grab her by the arm. What if you flew out of the thing? So how are you going to help? That's how you help her is I can't do anything here. You don't have to. This thing, I wasn't suggesting he run away. I was suggesting he get a better vantage point to prevent the cattle prods from hitting him. Constantly over. They have melee weapons and he can fly. Exactly. I thought that was obvious. So he just goes up and then he can use whatever he wants. And he can get behind him as well. I can't believe he just shot a rocket at the shield. It was the stupidest fucking thing he could have done. Fucking blows them off. Themselves up like Jesus. So it's like, you remember that metal Simpsons joke where it's like, that guy's putting challenge? I do have a surprising abundance of Lee Carvalho's putting challenge. The whole challenge is it's a video game where you just select, you know, like you're on the green and you're playing game of golf. Welcome to Lee Carvalho's putting challenge. I am Carvalho. Now choose a club. I was like, select your club and the strength of your swing. And it's like, oh, you're right next to the hole. Do you want a putter and a light tap? You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? Three wood. Or do you want like a wedge and a power drive? I don't remember the actual names. It's like that. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. You have entered power drive. But like they're actually failing the test. It's like, oh, there's a guy right in front of you with a melee weapon. What obvious course of action you're going to take? Oh, you've selected power drive. Ball is in parking lot. You've selected rocket point play. The ball is in the parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected no. Would you like to play again? You have selected no. Yeah. And I'm hoping that we just don't keep getting examples of him being a fucking moron in fights. This is the part of the video where we flash forward to a part of the episode. So I was like, why didn't you use the flamethrower to go underneath the shields as a gap and you would have gotten their feet and stuff? And it's like, yeah, that would be clever, but we don't do that. I saw a comment from someone that was getting some up first saying, has John Favreau ever done anything good? He's like, damn, yes. He has. Iron Man is good. Iron Man is really good. He's done a lot of stuff. Iron Man still was fine. I want my board. Well, it might not be that good, but it's not terrible. It's not awful. It's just unfortunate because it's bad disease awarded to at Boba. It's like, ugh. And also he did the Lion King. Clearly not trying with these, all right. Man, imagine if you were in a position in life where you're working on Star Wars TV shows and you're like, eh, whatever. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's fine. And it's such an interesting place to be in when you don't care about Star Wars TV shows. Someone highlighted, and I'm surprised. I think we were just so lost on what the fuck was even happening. But the Tuscan Raider group decide, yes, after Boba knocked out the dog, almost killed the child and escaped, we're going to send him off with the child and the dog. I don't even know what was going on there. That's just all that shit is bizarre. Also don't know why they had to go this far, way to search for these water routes. And you guys should be moving your pants to be closer to these things, right? Or do you have a fixed location where you stay? I thought that would work. Surely they're nomadic, right? The thing about Tatooine that we see is that it seems to be just sand dunes. It's not like the deserts of Afghanistan or something like that, where there's like trees and shrubs and bushes and rivers and stuff. It's just kind of rocky and more sparse. Yeah, there's no variety to the desert. Yeah, it's just all sand. And so when I see these big ass creatures popping out of the sand, I'm like, how do you live? What do you eat to be that size? It'd be like if we're walking out in the Sahara and then a giant crocodile just bursts out of the sand. Like, I'm going to get you, blah, blah, blah. It's like, no. What do you always say? No, I don't say no. You think about how he kills the creature. And so he's got basically all the leverage he wants. And he did actually make the decision of I will go back with the kid to the Tuscans and hopefully they won't just keep me as a slave. Yeah, that's really thirsty. Remember he was intending to run away with the Greedo alien? He was like, don't alert the kid he's sleeping. I know a way out of here. We can get to Anchor Hill. I can get us off world. And so instead of doing that, he really was like, I'm pretty sure that because I killed this thing that they're going to like me now. It's like, damn, it was a risk, buddy. Was running into the desert also a risk? Yeah, it was a risk. So he seemed to think not. Well, yeah, that's what he wanted to do at first. Yeah, like his chance to mine. Like, ah, that's not a good idea. Obviously, this will work out. They're going to like him eventually because that's where he was at Mando season two. So they're going to teach him how to fight with that stick. Yes, and something kind of weird that he needs to be taught fighting now, even though he's already a trained fighter. I guess you can argue it's fighting with the sticks. Different. Oh, yeah, I guess because I was thinking about this he never he was he was sick on the day they taught stick fighting. Yeah, because I've thought about this after I watched the episode, I was like, why do we need him to do training now with the stick? Django was smart and is like, every minute that I could be teaching you how to fight with a stick, I could be teaching you how to shoot. Yeah. How to use firearms and how to use your gadgets and gizmos and things like that. You know, things you'll actually do, not stick fight, why the fuck would we be fighting the sticks? This is space. What the fuck? I'm not going to teach you how to fight with a stick. This is how you shoot accurately and quickly. You don't need to stick when you can shoot your rockets and your flame throwers and your lasers and knee rockets. Laser rockets. We didn't even see him use the knee rockets. Can you believe it? They put them on and everything. Maybe he's going to use them at the worst possible time to use his knee rockets. When is the worst possible time? Release the knee rockets. When someone's holding him by the knee. I got you, Boba Fett. You can't stop me now. I've got your knee. There's the whole explosion knee trick. The whole exploding knee trick. Grab my rocket knee. My knee rockets. No, I know the worst time for him to use his knee rockets. He's standing at a wall that just goes to his thighs. And the rockets just hit the wall. And he's like, oh, fuck. Just like a little short wall, but it's too high for his rockets to get over. That'd be really funny. Okay, do you ever get tired of telling unfunny jokes? Oh, fuck. Got him. Yeah, the only other thing I really was going to mention is just like, do you think Boba Fett should hate Skywalker? Luke Skywalker? Or Han? Shouldn't he kind of hate them? He's worked against them for the OT and his fight with them ended up with him in the Salak and where he is now. Or do you think, do you think they'll never address that? Like, does he blame them or is he like, well, I was, you know, it was a fight. I lost. My business? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Maybe. I wonder if they'll go into that at all. Because of course, I'm pretty sure he's like the contact for Luke in Mandalorian Season 2. So, I don't know. Um, when Fennec jumped off the fucking roof and then they ran the other direction and then she got in front of him. I do not have any clue how she managed to pull that off. And the hit jump off the roof is pretty funny, actually. He's just like, well, she's got that. They're just like, nope, she's in front of him. You're like, okay, the only other thing is just, I don't think Boba Fett is in character. There's not so much character for them to stick it to, but. Yes, there is. I think you're mistaking so little with not characterized. It's like saying Palpatine's, we've got so little Palpatine, we can barely get it. It's like, well, of what we have, we can definitely get who he is. That's what, shut up. But Boba, I think, is pretty straightforward once we've seen him in DOT. Like, I agree we get a little of him, but I don't know that there's much to misunderstand, you know? But that, any kind of doubt, they have like exploded into Hero Man. And I'm assuming our theory for now will be that they're doing Hero Man because he's gonna, they're gonna do an Avengers type team with the TV shows for Star Wars, where Ahsoka, Boba, Mando. I think they already said that that's what they want to do, right? Was it like? Yeah, but like, I guess what I'm trying to get out here is that we're not doing like, it's not just a team up in terms of everyone meets up and different things happen. It's more so like, they're all gonna fight some, I don't know, big alien creatures, I'm sure. Yeah, like Boba's gonna be there because he's a good man and he will help them battle, as opposed to he's there for his own fucking reasons or whatever. But I guess we'll see what they end up doing. But I just, remember when we wanted that from Mando? We were like, let's watch a show where Ruthless Bounty Hunter makes his way through to you and was like, no, he's a good guy. You're like, okay, well at least Boba Fett's show will be that. I was like, no, who's gonna be the Ruthless one? Who's gonna be the one who just wants to get muddy? Remember, he's a crime lord, he calls himself that, but he's also just like, not a bad person in any way, shape or form. Just a little bit, though. You know, how would we be able to watch him as a main character if he wasn't a good person? He's like a cute crime lord. Yeah, you know how else would we be able to enjoy his exploits if he wasn't nice? Because they're exploits, he doesn't do them anymore. His ploits are all spent, he doesn't ploid anymore. That is true. Zombies. Is watching them previously all gonna be basically the same experiences watching the episode? I think so, yeah. Oh, I've let it this part. That means this will be important. He'll find the bikers and he'll shoot them. They'll be there. They'll do something later. To the mayor, I'm here now. He knows. Yeah, that's why I chained. Whoa, let's do that again. Oh, no. They felt that he'd just show that again. Oh, no, I got shocked again. Oh, no. Did it, did it, did it. Wow, she lifted him up with that shocky thing. She like lifted his whole body up and threw him. That takes incredible amounts of strength that I don't believe you have. Also, I don't believe that you kicked him off. Yeah, well. Because if you kicked him off, then the equal force would be... She's a world-class assassin. What are you? She has a world of stomach rags. Oh, that's true. Oh, no, she's an android. Oh, I think they added Fennec's helmet to that little thing there. She's a very important character in the Star Wars universe. They ran out of helmets. Jabba's palace. Should there be like a road? No, no. Oh, no. That's the best Star Wars. You don't need a road. If I was Jabba and I had all this money, I'd be like, you know what, we need to put a road or something or maybe like a guard post or maybe a cool turret on the top. They walked all the way back? They walked all the way here? Okay. They speeded her or something, Jesus. Does the door open for anyone? Is there a door opener? She's... She obviously has the R&D card. Is that like a normal door you can go through? Yeah, it's gonna be like a little door. He looks so meek. Oh, I was here. What are you doing? Don't be a dick. I'm complying, Jesus. I didn't take his mask down. Who sent you? What were your orders? No, I ain't telling you nothing. The inconvenience to you. Why isn't your helmet on? Why have you not taken his helmet off? He no longer needs his head. Oh, that sound effect. Yeah. Do you say eat shit? Eat what? He spared your life after you tried to take mine. They tried to tickle you. This show doesn't have the balls to have it open. Do we know if it was supposed to actually execute some more? Yeah. Where the fuck were you? Wait, you know this? How do you know that? Do they have uniforms? They're refintations. Yeah, it's not very... Yeah, you're not very. You won't remember a thing about it. You, my darling, won't remember a thing about a damn thing. What the fuck would anyone want with Canada? You're not going to fit in so many comedy roles that Troy does just hilarious to me. No way. Perhaps he fears the rancor. Still have the rancor? No, he died. I guess they got a new one. Also, did Bobo... I was talking to him. Dude, it'd be really funny if it was just a fat guy. Oh, I'm the rancor. I guess I'm going to eat you. Charge out reveal, charge out reveal, charge out reveal. I was sent by the mayor! The mayor sent me! Let me go! Oh, it's a good thing he didn't notice there was no fee. That was lame. That was very lame. They didn't actually do anything. You willing to make us believe that he's like willing to die before giving the information, but... What if the Borean guard is like, oh, he doesn't need his head? That's my cue, good toink. Yeah. Why is he happy to get like his head chopped off, but like bitten off by a big beast? That's a step too far. He still has his mask on, geez. At least Boba has his helmet on. At least he does. That's cool. It's Trandosians. Hello over there. Look kind of bloopy over there. I was like... They do. It's like a weird mix of CGI. And it just doesn't look... I don't know. It's odd. Hey, look, it's Boba Fett. He was here yesterday. What are they called? Gamorians? Mm-hmm. Good morning, guys. That's the species. There are some short skirts. Let's walk right up to the front doors, guys. Right up to the front door. The guy who tried to kill us. Yeah, right up to that front door. Hi, everyone. We're here. Are you allowed to put guns in here? I guess so. I guess so. And Boba Fett, I'm here to see the male. Look at this guy. This guy looks... He looks like a mailman. Do you have an appointment? I'm here to return it to its master. He has a gun for you. It's not funny, fuck off. A funny lack of pomp for your entrance. I might just put a bullet for this guy's head right here. I'm not fucking around. Nevertheless... Why would the assassins know exactly it is who hired them? Why would you not use like a contact or a liaison? I'm assuming it's a lie. I feel like it can't be this easy this early in the season. It is the new Dymio Boba Fett. You're excellent. Why did you send this man to assassinate me? They didn't really assassinate you. The mayor had nothing to do with it. He's a member of the Order of the Nightwind. Then you admit it. Order of the Nightwind. Lol. Why are you standing so weirdly? What are you doing? You're not even looking down these sites. You're not allowed to operate outside of Hutt Space. Thank you for turning him in. Give this man his reward. Oh, okay. Sweet. I know that you sit on top of your former employer. What do we do? Do we win? I know that you sit on the throne of your former employer. The former two know is not my employer. It's Java. Obviously, you fucking idiot. Why do them didn't employ me? So I don't know what you're talking about. I assume you mean it's that one. Fucking, what a stupid thing to say. Are we not going to address the assassin thing? Are you just leaving? He would have left if the mayor person didn't. What did you come here to do? Yeah, thanks. Go to Garza Sanctuary. Why? You'll see what I speak of. And just tell me. He's on a quest. We've got to do a little, little chapters. I don't want to see how he does this thing. I'd love it if Boba's decision here was to just be like, nah, I don't really care. Yeah, I just don't give a shit. Are you Max Rubar? Are you here? Do you just walk into buildings waving your gun around? Where is he? Where are people? He's not right with that. There is. Yes. Hey, Max. Yay. My gosh, have you seen that Boba pack guy? He's so dumb. Why? Took his arm out again. Oh. Do you take it off? Now you're sweating like a gumtone, Mustafa. Like a worse than not sweating. Yeah, because that would ruin the makeup. The twins have laid claim to their late cousin's request. The twins are preoccupied with the debauchery of Hata to bother with any ambitions on Tatooine. Okay. Oh no, it's the Rancor. The jazz playing stops. What is happening? Max is just like, oh, whatever. It's a club. It's a club next door. Has the music too loud. Thank you. I'm much more comfortable whenever he puts it back on. But Fedex still doesn't have her helmet. Yeah, because she's stupid. Does she have her knee rockets? I think her helmet is the only armor she even has. That fan ain't going to do much for you, honey. It's Weasel. Oh, they're really touching. Oh, jeez. Yeah, I was about to say. Goddamn. I don't believe that those guys could carry them. Yeah, that looks like a lot of fucking weight. Maybe they're very slumber. It's even like it's bent or bending. Yeah. Where the fuck were you guys before? Yeah. Really? We're doing that. Okay. Finally, we're doing this. Yeah. He's rubbing himself with a rag. Oh God. It's this guy. Oh my gosh. Is it a weapon guy? Oh, it is a weapon guy. Just shoot him. Just shoot him with your gun. He doesn't have armor. Just shoot him. Shoot him with your gun. Yeah, now it'll be better. That is a big gun. Shoot him. You got him. Shoot him. You got him in a pack. These are not the despots of dirt. And I am not a sleeping trend. The despots of dirt? This territory is mine. I have knee rockets. Do you really want to fuck with me? You have set my sister. You monster. Kill you. Why are the subtitles fucking beige when everything is sand? What did that do? It made it go How would you serve this territory? Do you even know that? Yeah, I guess. Well, no, but we don't know the nature of Bib Fortuna's rule. Why didn't these guys kill Bib Fortuna then? Yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah. Why didn't they just come in and take his stuff earlier? I don't believe it. That's not a fucking hut to believe that. Why? Oh, OK. It's who we dealt with later. You just came out here to say that? The CGI doesn't look as good as the puppet from 40 years ago. The puppet looks fantastic in return. Yeah, the puppet looks really good. Oh, those two Gamorian guards are like, oh, thank god, I'm not going to get shot. I was not good. Well, those two are going to have a boss battle. Hopefully it's good. I'm sure it'll be incredible. I'm really invested in these two characters fighting because they both look cool. No, I'm genuinely impressed that we've had like 15 minutes of talking. I can't believe it. But we know so little. I can't believe we've acknowledged that there's other huts. It's amazing. And they just left. They just left. Don't take your helmet off. Keep it on. Especially not now. Yeah, not right now. What if they lied to you? You start to have to get them. All right, we'll flashback. So I find it bizarre that we're supposed to believe the huts were like, we need to go out today. Why? So we're going to go look for that Boba Fett guy and tell him this is our territory. What if he says no? What if he says, well, then we'll just go home? Yeah, that's the plan. Why does he have to be in the back to attack every time? Send it out as a possibility. He's healing, Mattle. I don't want to strip him. Like, we only use plates. He's healing. Look at him. He's using the stick. Oh, look at him go. You're so good at using that stick to fight people. So this is just posing. Why do they want to train him? I don't know. They respect him, though. Oh. Why? I don't understand. Why? How is this helping? Yeah, have they figured out a way to talk to each other yet? Were you not holding onto that? It's actually made of lube wood. Oh, no. You wouldn't expect Tatooine to be the place where you'd find lube wood. But here it is. That's actually lube wood. Maybe that's the one place you would expect it. Maybe they dig it up. They dig it up. Oh, look. He's digging for water. He's like, we have a fucking slave and I'm doing this. OK. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. The last slave. Teaching the slave how to fight while I dig. Yeah, you never taught me how to stick fight. What if you just hit him in the fucking fingers with that? You did the same moves three times in a row. I don't know what changed. Did you learn something? Yeah, he did a good job. Yeah, that's really great. That thing he did. Yeah, that's so cool. Look, this is what we call this better than Ray. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Oh, look, another sand monster thingy. It's a sand frog? What the fuck is happening? It's a giggle. God, that looked terrible. We got a boba. So it just came out of the ground right next to him and they shot him? That's all noble. That's what that's just what happened. Yeah, it's boba's like smiling. He's like, yeah, that's great. They did that. It's great that they did that. I don't know what's happening, but it's great. Yeah, that is his face, yeah. You guys are like, yeah, I approve. Oh, man, we were having such a good time a second ago. I don't know the context for this, but I think it's good that they killed that frog. What are we? What's up? What's happening? What are we doing? It's a... Oh, is that like a sand one? It's a train. Oh, where's the train? Yeah, it looks mechanical. Shit, it is a train. Oh, shit. Oh, my gosh. Oh, what? It's a shooting train. Oh, no. Look at that guy. Shot the bantha, the fuck. What are you shooting at? I feel like there's guns. I'm going to do anything. He's expected to be a gun train. Look at boba rescuing people because he's such a good man. So good. He's such a great dude. I would appreciate that if this were a heroic character. I'd be like, that's a good touch, but why is he doing it? Why did you not just let them pass? Why didn't you do that? Is that what they do? They just go past and shoot something. They just shoot things. It's a gun train. Why did they do this? It's just a gun train. It goes through the world shooting everything. Quick, we have to... It's like a money python sand. It's the gun train. It's the gun train. Oh, no. It's the gun train. Why didn't you just duck and wait for it? If you knew all it does is drive past and shoot, just get to cover. I don't care if it dies. Here have the sleigh. Oh, my God. Look at all the people. If I were boba, it's half the fucking tribe is dead. Can someone explain to me why? It's a gun train. It's like a tragic scene where some of the raiders die. But it's like, how do we earn this? And someone's like, I don't know. A gun train. And then just goes away. I like how they just throw them unceremoniously onto just some fire willy-nilly. Just like, fuck that. On the pile you go. No coins for the ferrymen for you, asshole. You got killed by the gun train. This is the biggest insult when you're killed by the gun train. All you had to do was not just get shot by it. If they carried on doing literally nothing, less of them would have died. No space bikers again. They assumed tactical get mode down formation. People bump into each other a lot. I was about to say, this desert is pretty small. Just go around them, asshole. Why? Why? To long speeder. You cannot stop the long speeder. I will stop them. I will take rifle and stick. I will take rifle and stick? I will take rifle and stick. Fuck the stick, just take the rifle. Are you supposed to get the train so far away by itself? Like, you're walking. Okay, here you go. He'll be back, guys. Don't worry. Boba Pet's going to go get cigarettes. He'll be back soon. Oh, he's going to take the biker's stuff, I guess. But like, I don't see how that's going to help. How is that strapped to his back? He just has a random loop on his back. Have we just decided that the gun train is just going to periodically come back? Okay. It's Fonzie. We're having fun. With? Yeah, we have a good us. I'm going to take your chips. I sure do love chips. And I love your drink now. Oh, that's how you get coronavirus. Yeah. Kooties. You're such a fucking cuck, Jerry. It's not right. What'd you just say, boy? You said it's not right. Oh, no, they've got the little tickles. Oh, no, not those. Oh, my gosh, Boba's going to save the day. There's a stage light right outside the door. And someone gets a hobo out of my restaurant, please. Why didn't everyone stop to pay attention? It's like, oh, a man walked into the bar. That's what happens. He looks threatened, Jay. He looks like he's up to no good. He broke the gun. Why would you? You shot the gun once. You brought the gun to shoot it once and then pulled out a stick. What the fuck is wrong? Also, this is like, I thought this was like a training stick, not like an actual. Yeah. Why didn't you bring like the actual stick? Wow. Wow. Do you know how hard it is to last your placements here? Easy because you're burning the sand, but that's something I like. Sand everywhere. So, like, when they're friends, you knock and they're like, these guys are dead. Yeah, they're only knocked out. You gotta wait. Yeah, when they wake up, they're dead. I find it funny that this would float when they're hard. Show them how the balls to have the main character go around executing them all. Instead, he's just going to be like, I like this one, I guess. I'm glad we had that scene where he looked at them all. Didn't he say it's going to be back by morning? It's morning now. Well, it could be like, oh, they took them all. Man, those poor bar owners, they're fucked. Man, they really figured that they could pad this season with flashbacks, didn't they? I just realized, like, a lot of this episode is getting thrown away to this train heist that I guess we're doing. It's actually like they just couldn't decide whether to do a season about him escaping or a season about what he's doing now, and they just did both. Yeah. I could have killed a gun train, but I brought you out, baby. What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? You idiot, stupid barbarians. What are you doing? What are you doing? You can use them for anything. That dude just threw something. Yeah. Okay, we won't destroy them. And even if you can't, like, use them, you could sell them for money. Money is a pathway to many items. Some would consider unnatural. Yeah. Some would. This makes it go. Please, sorry, that's all he's going to teach us. This makes it go. Okay, who wants to go first? The handles get pulled forward. No, you two get those right first. No, you haven't taught them enough. Oh, we're going to do a funny. We're going to do a funny. Yeah, we're going to do a funny. See, funny. No. Why would you practice it? How many warriors died in training? Hey, there you go. You want to see how fast the train goes? Oh, I thought he could go to the train. I know. He says uplifting music playing. I thought it was what he was playing with his hand. Uplifting music playing. It's a montage. Oh, it's montage. How you did it? Look, I'm so glad he did it. I'm still unclear on what the maneuver is needed for, but I guess we'll find out. Because if someone's next to me in a speeder and it looks like they're about to jump, I'm just going to be like, oh, I'll either accelerate or I'll break. Just saying, by the way, I feel like the gun train is ready for some speeders. It's called the gun train. No one fucks with the gun train. Rule number one of gun train. No one. What is he doing there? Searching for those things, I guess. Gun train, gun train, gun train. Gun train, gun train, gun train. I want's to die. Did they know it was going to come this way? Is it legit just a train that drives through the desert shooting them once a day? Yeah, but it probably has stuff on it. Like gun, gun train. By the way, guys, we're called Tusken Raiders. This is not going to help our reputation. Where's it going? Oh, God, gun train. I've seen people outside shoot them. You're like, hey, I have more Tuskens to shoot right. Oh, yeah, I love it. We have spotted life. Destroy it. Guys, get your banthas. Wow. Stop dragging them out and be open to be shot. They bring banthas just to become cover. That's why they're here. How'd you get that cover? These are the easy shot. Yep, that should just happen to all of them. What's the plan? What are you eating? Oh, come on. You don't need a scope. What? No, I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe you're making shots. And these last points, too accurate for sand people. You know how fast a thing moves, even with a scope? Like, no. It's mainly fast, tiny target, first shot. They just made... I get fucked. Nice. I'm after you, idiot. Oh, you're dead. Oh, I guess what happened to the other speeder didn't happen to yours. Yeah, Boba's got a little bit of that armor. It's fine. That... What? Idiot. Yep, that happened. Why not just shoot them from the hatch? Gosh, stupid. Yeah, we can only come out of this hatch. Just maybe you're done at it. Did you not watch Oscar? Fighting on top of a train sucks. Oh, my God. This is going to be awesome. Okay, let's try that again. Goddamn, Redness. All I want is to fight on the top of a train. Had they come out any earlier, they'd all be... They'd go? Yeah, there you go. Oh, they've got that as cover, okay. Well, I mean, this still seems over. How are you getting out of this? Wow. Wow, wow, wow. What? Oh, my God. Guys, what if that shakes the train and they fall the fuck off? The train. Look at this old guy. Yeah, he's like... Push the gun train, they said. It'll be easy, they said. Go, little robert. Go down the hatch. Oh, what? Okay, how did that happen? Yeah, they all have guns. They're just not shooting. No guns. Yeah, okay, of course. Yeah, why are you... Why are you running directly into the thing? Oh, you deserve that death. Fuck you. I really don't believe it's going that fast, by the way, with how he's just seemingly... Oh. Well, you sped it up so much, now it's breaking. Why? He jumped out the window. Is that the droid's protocol, if someone comes in and just jump out of the window? It's just the leaf. It's just the leaf. He's just running away. What is this gun train? What is the fucking point of the gun train? Oh, my God. Like a mechanical shotgun, James. Tins out. And I'm like, why the fuck are you here? What are you doing? It's breaking, it's going to stop. Just leaf, I guess. There's nothing on the gun train at all. It's just a gun train. It just shoots people. It's a gun train. He's like, there are no more guns on the gun train. I don't want to run no train. I want to run a gun train. Oh, man. Oh, jeez. I hope you were in a price position. Also deactivated the floating machinery. Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, we fucking... The gun train is no more. Oh, we only got one episode of the gun train. Oh, they're all here. How did you always run here? Wow, that's actually a good question. How the fuck did you get here? Oh, look at all these guns. There's no way that they got here so quickly. Man, if all the trains were here... This is like a side quest in an RPG that I don't give a shit about. Like, why am I doing this? Well, because it's a side quest. I'm Boba. Well, it's a side quest. So I guess I'll finish it. What's the quest? Oh, there's a train with gun... The gun train. I guess I'll kill the people on the train and take the loot. That's literally the episode, except there's no fucking gameplay. This is a little cutscene. Are you going to kill us? It depends on how you answer what I'm about to ask. Do you want to get killed? Are you caring, Spice? That's nice! Dude! Spice! Wait, were you going to lie and say you didn't have Spice on the train with the raiding? We thought you were uncivilized raiders. We were trying to protect our route. We made this gun train for this purpose alone. We were just trying to protect our route by killing everyone. These fans are no longer free for you to pass. These people lay ancestral claim to the Dumseed. No one fucking cares. He's just boob again with shit about that. I don't know, I guess he does. I guess he doesn't care. He doesn't care. The extra says native rights, I guess. You now travel under the protection of the Tuskens. Under the protection of the Tuskens. You know, the Tuskens will be like... The Tuskens will kill them. Yeah, they killed Jerry and Frida and Andrew and Ryan and... Yeah, are you really sure that the Tuskens are just going to kill them because of how many of them are dead? No, what are you doing? No, you're wasting it all. No, it's wasted. No, no. Oh my God. It's just like Mad Max. He's wasting so much. No. It's boobing on at least a little stress out about that, like, hey, guys. Look at how much of that water is being wasted. It's oil. So he's going to unite the Tusken tribes. Well, my question now is, how relevant is all of this going to be if we have now jumped forward to him trying to be a crime ward? Like, is this... Surely this is relevant in some way. A gift? This is the gecko box. No, no, close the gecko box. Close the gecko box. I will let it guide me. It will guide me. Ah, bastard. What the f- Oh my God. What the f- Who's that? There's a fucking gecko in your brain. It will guide you from inside your head. What the f- This is Augustine. Oh, it's tripping. No, I think it's farted in my brain. Dude, he was like, things were okay, but now I'm... What's happening? What the f- Oh my God. Oh my God. I can listen in my fucking nose, bro. I give you guys a gun trade, and this is how you... I can listen in my head. There's a lizard in my brain right now. I'm processing the fact that there's a lizard in my brain. Is he actually here? What's happening? Is the lizard giving him psychotropic visions? I don't know if that's had a weird life, you know? The tree. Tree, I need it. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, it wants to... Oh no, it wants to... This is how you become a Tusken Raider. No, it's just like the thing, but different. Oh. What the fuck is going on? Dude, what the f- What are we doing? Also, do you remember there was an A storyline? I guess we're not doing that today. Yeah, fuck you, tree. Yeah, Ape took our days off. Dude, he's drooling while walking around on the floor. Just like that. All the Tuskens are laughing at him. Oh, his first trip. Look at that idiot. He's like Gandalf just spinning around. This is a drug that you take by let... But just to be clear, they don't purple this in your nose. It just goes up there. That's what it wants to do. That's what this life cycle is. I want it to make you wander out into the desert. Oh. Make this episode for introducing us to gun trains and nose lizards, man. Guys. Guys, he's totally back. He's got a stick. Oh, yeah, he's got a stick. Dude, dude, he's gonna be like, I made a friend. This is my friend. He tried to hook me and showed me visions of my past. I'm walking back from a script. Dude, I want him to sit down and be like, was there a lizard? Did that happen? You know what my nose or was that part of the vision? Also, my spirit animal is a stick. So they just let him walk off and hope for the best? Yeah, so they gave him like at least a shot. I could let him walk off into the middle. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Why is that how it works? It's attracted to wicker baskets and noses. How did the lizard evolve? He said I thought he was part of the dream. I knew it. Show me the branch. Show me the branch. Oh, is this how he gets his proper stick? Yeah, they're gonna carve his stick out of that. If you need the proper stick, you need to put this lizard in your nose. I will make the greatest stick from this stick. You have to do this every time you break your weapons. Like, oh, fuck, where's the lizard? Oh, no. The branch doesn't evolve to be on brains. They give you a lizard that crawls into your brain, makes you hallucinate, so wander into the desert, and find a tree, have visions of your past, and you know to break off a limb and bring it back so that they can make them into a club? Yes. Why don't you just don't find a good club stick? Oh, you have like a, you just get a twig and you're like, is this good enough? No? This is the outfit he was on with the Mando season two. I'm very thankful they've explained all of this, by the way. I did need an explanation for why he had clothes. What we really just see is a scene of him introducing himself to someone as Bobanicus, and then letting him go in. Oh, that's too long. I'm not, I need to shorten that. You are now a fucking raider. I have become raider. Try some people who live in the middle of the desert. Sure, do you like wearing thick, black cloth? In masks? Yeah. Isn't that what you don't want to wear? He's like, turns out your twig is pretty shit, sorry. Can you get the other one? If I was going to get like a stick to turn into a weapon, I probably wouldn't do it while tripping. I'd probably like try to examine the sticks, but like what was coherent. Oh my god, he's got a little vice. Yeah. Love it. For stick and croffing. Hey, my stick, what the fuck? Yo, stop, stop. I don't see how this is going to be that powerful though. I thought that the main sticks were made of something stronger. The actual stick, it's just really good at this. Maybe this is an awesome tree in the middle of the desert. Well, this is lube wood. Remember? It's lube wood. Man, that's some pretty good patenting for your first try. Oh, there you go. That makes better sense. Wrapping it in some stuff. He just throws it away. He's like, I'm going to use my gun. Thank you. This is fucking shit. I do really appreciate you helping me build this nice stick, but uh. We're getting more character development for a fucking stick than any of the characters. We've spent the whole, we only got like 10 minutes of present day story. We spent the most of it here with the wraps. Yeah. And what a strange story it was. I really don't get why they didn't just start with this stuff to make like this the first few episodes. It was backstory. If we're going to do it, yeah. Instead of giving me a little fimble of like actual main present day story. What are we doing here? Man, you must have felt so dumb doing this. Probably just because the people who were like, they're just like, I don't know. They just, yeah, they do this weird dance. Oh, that's it. Oh, I mean, what are we watching? God, we came so close to having something there as well because it was like, hey, the huts, they're angry at him. It's like, finally, wait, no, sorry, not 40 minutes of flashback 40 minutes of nothing. Like, oh, okay. They fucking attacked a trade and got some resources and they like him now. All right. Let's not talk about how dumb that shit was too. RPG quest level story. Literally, like not even like main story RPG. That was like RPG, like side quest. There's a thing in the desert. Go kill it. That's your mission. But that's the main story of the show. Even having said that, it's like, I feel like this is better than Mandalorian. Like there's an actual story here. More entertaining. I like it more than Mando. There is more purpose here. That we're doing something with. It is at least got the goal of being like, how did he get from the Saalak to where we saw him in Mandalorian season two? Right. Even though we question why and how it all happens, it's like, okay, but we're moving somewhere. I just don't know why we're doing it in this way, which is better than Mando, where it's just like random bullshit each episode. I still think it's shit. Well, yeah, it's got the standard issue, right? Of like, how do we connect all of these things together? Really badly. There's a train that goes through the desert and shoots the Tuskens. Now we're going to go into the biker guys and knock them out and then steal their bikes and leave those bikers with the innocent people in the bar that we destroyed. And then we're going to learn how to ride the bikes to then raid the train, which is driven by this little robot guy spider. I'm going to become the boss of the Tuskens and then I get a lizard in my brain and I get a stick and I'm going to do a cool stick. Where are there nice places in this galaxy? I know that's very upset about that. Is a place just this dusty, dirty, doony, barbarian, filled, scum, crime-ridden shithole? Like, are there nice places? We've been in Tatooine for a long time with all the content to do this. We have, it feels very deliberate, because hey, remember Tatooine, that's like the main place you saw when you first saw Star Wars. Yeah, it's not the Blackwater Space Port. That's where everything happens. Well, maybe it'll be the other shows where we get to go to new places that don't start. Between this and Mando, yeah, they spend a lot of time on just these dirty, dusty planets where nothing interesting is happening too. Well, that opening meeting was bizarre. There's so many protocols that we're getting, we just sort of sit here and assume everything has to work the way that it does then. It's like walking with guns. We're already like, whoa, can you even do that? What's your authority? Are you like, is there security? He just walks into the mayor's room. Well, I think that's kind of like a big problem, right? We're two episodes in and it's still very confusing what the state of affairs is in this area of the Star Wars universe. Who's in charge? What are they in charge of? What is the economy of this place? What are the rivalries? It's very unclear to me what's going on. Well, Bill, I have no idea what the state of anything is. I don't know who's who. I don't know what's what. Nobody acts rationally in this world. Nobody behaves like an intelligent person. So it's just flat out bizarre to see anything happen. I don't care about anybody or anything in this world. I don't care what happens to anyone. There's no characters here that are even mildly interesting. Everything to do with the desert, the gun train was done at all of it. Gun train. They had a gun train. The gun train appears in the desert. That's just something that they all accept. It's like, oh yeah, that's the gun train. Like if you know it comes through here all the time, just don't be in front of it when it comes by. Instead of standing up and dying. You know what I would have loved to see? The boba we were discussing before we watched it. So you know what I feel like he would have done? Just put an explosive in the ground. We're on its path. Blow it up. Yeah, and then blow it up. No, we have to do an elaborate speeder chase. And you have people crawling out because they've been, and he just stands on their shoulder and just shoots them in the head sort of stuff. Are you not even sure if he's doing it to help the Tuskans or because he wants to raid the loot? Yeah. That would be a cool way to play with it. It's like, is he playing these Tuskans? But we decided that he is a hero man now. Like Boba Fett is just unconditionally a hero. Yeah. Why is it that whenever a fucking villain's character gets the focus, like main character status in a TV show, it's like, oh, now they're good. Tell us about the villain. Don't be a coward. It's a big problem with Star Wars in general, since the Disney time. Because I remember Battlefront II, a lot of people were excited. It's like, oh, cool. We're going to get like an empire story, but I'm actually going to get to play from the Empire's POV. That's going to be cool. Then halfway through, you become a good guy. It's like, oh, yay. And then it's the same here with Mando. We thought we were going to get like a really morally gray bounty hunter doing crazy things in this crazy galaxy. He's a straight up hero. And he's a hero right straight away. They're all just done. Boba Fett, the established piece of shit. Missonery. That's what he's supposed to be. And he's just a really good guy who does selfless things for people. He believes in the rights of natives. It's getting to the point where it's like, Bobo, what were your thoughts on the empire versus the rebels then? And why did you work so hard to kill these people who are trying to, you know, escape Java's grid? Like, it's getting to the point we're going to have to explain that to us. Well, because this is a very short amount of time after that, a short amount of time after he helped Darth Vader to the castle in Carbonite and delivered him to Java and hang out with Java. He wasn't a particularly nice guy. Well, he was trying to kill for him. This just seems to think that mercenary crime lord is an aesthetic. Yeah. I wonder what spurred on this change. What is the show trying to say it is? I don't know if the show is going to give us a reason for it, unless like his near-death experience in the, maybe, I feel like that's all they could be right, that your near-death experience in the Sarlacc just changed your outlook on life. I mean, Boba got tons of near-death experiences in his life. We take the time to explore the time between Mando and the Sarlacc eating part, but then there's so many gaps in there. First, he gets captured by them for slave trading, I'm guessing. Then he saves the kid, and then in the next episode, they just train him and he likes everyone. And when someone gets killed, he goes on a revenge tour on the gun train. I was like, why? I don't know why he's doing anything. How did you bond? How did you bond? How long have you been here? And why aren't they giving you, like, other clothes? If you... It took him a while. It's really weird, because there's still so many missing parts in between the things we're trying to clear up that we didn't know before. And I was like, here, have this lizard, put it on your nose, and have a stick. It's like, okay. And I guess that's just done now. Just too much time on the stick and the Lizard Spirit Quest. And I'm just like, what? It's just not important. Like, I don't need to know the origin story of the stick. I can believe that he got a stick that was really cool. You know, I don't need the origin story of the stick. Well, to be fair, dude, like, if you would ask me, I'd have been like, so, he must have fallen to the salt, like, got out. His armor must have been stripped from him somehow at some point by Jawas. And then he managed to team up with some Tuskens. I can see that happening, I suppose. And he would have spent some time with them in order to get back to his full strength. And then he came into Mando Season 2. That must have been it. Like, I don't actually think that it's unreasonable to infer pretty much all of that. Yeah, I assume that if he has Tuskens stuff, we know he was the Sarlak pit, the Sarlak pits in the desert where all the Tusken Raiders are. So at one point, he befriended them. And the story that I could make up in my head instantly is way better than anything you're going to waste my time with in a TV show. Well, the gun train was pretty funny, but absolutely dumb as fuck. Yeah. And that took us like 50 minutes to tell the story. Like, 50 minutes. And I actually grew with Jay. He was like, yeah, it's crazy right now. Because I just don't do it as flashbacks. Just start there and tell this in a whole... Because we could have put this and the other flashbacks in the first episode and then just start with episode that is now one and put the things that are not a flashback from episode two in the second episode then. Or alternatively, just have one flashback. Yeah, like, you don't even need to lead with it. Maybe we should just lead with the current state of affairs. And then for the whole time, we're like, why is Boba Fett acting in X, Y, and then we get our flashback episode near the end of the season. I'm feeling that it might even be a responsibility that we just get loads of flashback like the whole season. I'm hoping that this is the end of the flashback. I won't have to stop you begging for to stop now. Come on. But how does it... What if there's just like an equivalent to the gun train next episode? It's like the fucking lag in the whole spine at the same time. The next episode... Well, so what I worry about is I think that it's done because of the fact that he's exactly the way he was when we saw him in Mando season two now. However, there were no Tusken Raiders. So have we still got several stories of how they all get killed or how he falls in love with the woman one and she gets killed? Like, what are we going to do? Oh, God. That's what it's totally going to be. They all get wiped out and then he's like vengeful or whatever. It's an interesting decision from like the creative standpoint when you think about, all right, what are we going to do with him? We've got this time. We need to establish characters and stuff. Those are things we need to do. And they say, oh no, instead, we're going to put him with this group where all their faces are covered so he get no easy way to differentiate individuals. They can't express themselves emotionally through like acting in terms of the facial expressions, anything like that. They don't speak a language we can understand. So I feel like you really lost a huge amount of opportunity to work with a lot of stuff that could be in here. I guess he really, really wants the Tusken Raiders to unite and be strong and powerful. I don't know. Yeah, it seems to me that they're just using the flashbacks as an excuse to have lots of action scenes that they couldn't otherwise put into the main A-plot. Which is bizarre when you think about not being able to put action scenes into a story like the A-plot should have. Yeah. Yeah, that seems like an excellent place to have these cool small scale tactical sort of engagements. Small groups against small groups and sabotage and subterfuge and sneaking around and doing some cool stuff and a gunfight here and there. But I guess we just don't get that. We get stick fights and gun trains. Wonder what the next episode will be. Maybe we'll see the Huts come back and they'll be like, hey. Presumably they're gonna send people to try and kill him, right? I assume because they just, he should have just put two in their fucking foreheads right there. Well, that's what a mercenary might do, but not hero-fed. That is incivility right there. That's what that is, rags. Oh, they see Jay look lame. I don't know what they really could have done, though I doubt they got the capacity to make the kind of puppets that we had back then. I don't know. It would have been great season long villains, like all the Huts. You know, it cuts to them every once in a while. What are we gonna do about Boba Fett? How are we gonna get back Huts, their Jabba's stuff? How are we gonna do that? And then you have... Well, again, we had the potential that you could have it so that the twins were the ones that took hold of Tatooine, but they gave it to Bibb Fortuna. They just wanted him to continue everything. That was it. But under their rule, now that he's gone and Boba Fett's taken over, that's a different dynamic and they need to kill Boba and take... And then by the end of the season, he could kill both the twins, I guess, and it could piss off a big, powerful hut. These two were just given Tatooine to take care of or something. I wonder how the mayor will play into all of this. Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen. I just... Maybe I could tell you more. If I knew any of the characters and what's happening... Well, I have no idea what's gonna happen for anybody except Boba. I just know he's gonna do the right thing, no matter what. I don't know what will happen as a result of what the characters, I know, have been told to me. Like, anything could happen in this show and it stinks. There's no rhyme or reason to any of it. Will this happen? Maybe. Will this happen? Maybe. Boba Fett. Season 101. Episode 2. One. Thanks for watching, everybody. What'd you bring me? Oh, Mel's gone. I'm back. The Book of Boba Fett Episode 3. Yay! Episode 3. We are. We made it this... I didn't know if this would be... Oh, we're just gonna watch the first episode and, you know, have our funsies and move on with our lives. But no, I guess we're doing the whole damn thing. I love watching Mandalorian Season 3. Yes. You may think, why... That is exactly what I'm thinking. I couldn't be happier that we're doing this. I am happy we're doing this. There's no fucking way I would watch this show if you guys didn't exist. They don't exist, more like fragments of you. Oh, God. You've conjured us in your brain to deal with the Star Wars content. It's just you laughing alone in your room. No, it's not even your room. You're just in a cell. A padded cell with a straight jacket. Oh, my God. Book of Boba Fett isn't real, more like. No, no, no. All of eFap, the whole Internet thing. The channel, it's none of it's real. It's all just your way of coping with your insanity. You're like that girl in Final Destination, too. Oh. The last time I came out, you were the only person you disliked it and you went insane. Yeah, and I was like, it's going to get so ridiculous. They'll make a show all about Boba Fett and he'll like fight for the sand people get Lizard in his brain. Yeah. Town square for five hours, just screaming. More like, it was very disconcerting. Disney is a huge corporation. Do you really think that they would write... They would fuck up that much? Yeah, do you really think that they would write like a story about Boba Fett putting a lizard in his brain to fight a gun train? That crazy shit those people come up with. I want you to think to yourself, Mola, as you're watching today's episode, I want you to ask yourself, does this really seem like it genuinely exists or is it more likely that I've made this up in delusion? That you were making it up in your delusion as you were going. You were like, okay, this episode's pretty... Oh, a wild gun train appears. That's better, yes. That's the question to ask as we're watching today, which of those is more likely? Does this seem like something somebody would write? Something I just heard that I want to pick at, Mr. Rags. You described it as Mandalorian season three. If you were to guess at this point, which of the three seasons is the superior, do you think, so far? That's a good reaction. I honestly do not know. I'm very familiar with Mando season one. Pretty darn familiar with season two. And this, just based off of two episodes, I legitimately don't know. Like when I called it Mando season three, I think it was because they were all so similar, and they were just on that same level of just Star Wars stuff. This is more entertaining, I'll say that, because of how dumb it is. Mando's stupidity was a lot less, a lot more frustrating, I think, and subtle. But this, I think, is just, it's so clearly stupid. They all blend together and stay apart for me. It's a very bizarre situation, because I remember them. Mandalorian season one, to me, I remember being like, he really does go on a consistent adventure. It's just really fucking slow, and nothing really, really happens. Season two was cameo time, where it was just every episode, we have a new person going, hello, I've got my own show too, come watch it. And then Oberfett's formula. What the hell is this? Where he's like, I've got to be a crime blo- Oh, I'm hurt, oh, I'm sad, I'm gonna go in my little tub and go into a flashback for the rest of the episode. It's like, stop! They are different, but at the same time, oh, they're the exact same, like, in terms of the problem. I could distinctly tell them apart. If you put three glasses of water in front of me, they're clearly different things, right? Like, I can distinguish between each glass from the others. What if I even have ice in it? There's like a little bit of food dye in each one. Kind of, maybe just a little bit, but even if it was just a glass of water, I could tell there are three individual glasses of water on the table, but it's all glasses of water. I think that's a perfect analogy though. You've come across there is that the book of Oberfett and the two seasons of Mando, a glass of water dyed different colors. Not that different though. They taste the same, they just look, they're dyed maybe slightly different shades of brown. Maybe they're all different temperatures, but you're looking at them. Mando wanted two different shades of gray, and then Boba Fett is green. I don't know, I wouldn't put them that far apart. I wouldn't distinguish them that much. Fringy, you are aware that Boba Fett's armor is green. I know that it's green, but... And it's okay. There are bad things that can be green. That doesn't tarnish green. That's okay. Welcome to the part of the show called comment showcase. Oh my goodness, I'm so excited. I didn't know that we were doing a comment show. I think we may as well. It's fun with Boba Fett. The audience have been quite, they hate this show. This one says, if you told me in 2010 that there would be a show about Boba Fett in which he would insert lizards into his nose, be tripping balls and become a Tuscan raider. I had a laugh. I am beyond confused. Yeah, it is kind of unreal to think about. That is the direction they went. There are some people who are happy about this. I've seen them on Twitter. You're in there. Of course, the freaks. They're like Lizard Brain Gang. Yeah, they've been waiting for this. It's so amazing how I love to see that he got his stick made. That was incredible. Oh my, we're learning so much about the Tuscan raiders or filling in all the world building he didn't get in the other films. Oh, I'm so glad to see that Boba Fett said the thing that I like. Oh my gosh, I was crying. I'm just a simple man, like I'm crying. I can't believe they unironically had someone combing the desert. Stiles has become such a joke that it's taking inspiration from space balls, the thing that's a parody of it. I am beyond shocked that that's not something that any of us mentioned. Excuse me. Especially me. Clearly we did, right? I made that joke in the recording and you cut it out. I don't know what the rake is for then. Oh, he's going to beat it. He's going to beat it. It's like lost samurai. My comment about Mega Weapon didn't make it into the final either. Maybe someone spoke over me and it didn't come through in the recording, but I definitely said it. What kind of a shoddy production is this? I quit. It was fucking bullshit. Okay, well, so we'll satisfy the audience. Play the space ball clips now. Are we being too literal? No, you fool. We're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet? Not a thing, sir. What about you guys? We ain't found shit. I don't know how I would have missed that from you guys because I just like, I just, it didn't cross my mind at all because I was so blown away by it. Just watching someone pathetically comb like just a half inch of sand. I was just like, what are you doing? That's what they do all day, I guess. So do you guys know what's happening there? They've shot people digging for those fruits and then there's a guy with like a calm comb. It's not that they're digging for the water things. They're digging for those, I don't know if they're called mud rats or something. Yeah, the little cricket rats things. Yeah, because if you look at the combing in the episode, there's always a Tuscan raider with a stick like watching them, like ready to stab anything that comes up. So that's the idea, they're combing to disturb the little rat guys that go, blah, and then they kill them. Then they shoot them and then Boba Fett smiles. Oh yeah, yeah, then Boba Fett smiles. Yeah, he's very happy with it. He's very happy, very satisfied. I just don't believe that that's the ecosystem. I just don't believe it at all. He is so stupid. Like, but that's what they want us to think is happening. They comb the desert to get the little rats that they shoot them. Why don't they just go to a desert that isn't... Like, why don't they go to the desert from Darmok? Go there, where there's like plants and trees, but it's still dusty and there's rocks everywhere. So you can be like, yeah, this is Tatooine, but I can believe that a people could like live here because the Tatooine is just sand dunes now. That's it. It's just sand dunes. Everywhere, yeah. We love it because it's cheaper to fill the water. Good thing there are these random, good thing there are these just these random bulbs full of water for some reason just right underneath the dunes that they could dig up and drink. We kind of just accepted that. Like, it's very strange. Like, there's loads of them everywhere. It's like, okay, that's how that works. Where'd it come from? No idea. No idea. What happened to the moisture farmers? Dead. Well, the Tuscan raiders probably kidnapped, tortured and raped all of them and the survivors, they turned into slaves. That's not very nice, right? The Tuscan raiders are real cool. We definitely don't have any instances of them being barbaric, horrible savages. That would be awkward if the show started with them taking someone as a slave. They just kidnapped Shibby Skywalker and killed her. We never even know why. Hey, those were different Tuscan raiders. Oh, okay. All right. And those Tuscan raiders. These ones kidnapped Boba. Yeah, those ones were different than the ones. Yeah, and these ones were different from the ones that almost killed Luke Skywalker in A New Hope. Imagine if they succeeded. What would the state of the galaxy be if the fucking Tuscan raiders actually killed Luke Skywalker? Or the Wampa. That's a funny name. What if they hadn't kidnapped, tortured to death, Shmi? Is it Shmi or Shimi? Shmi, Shmi, Shmi. Not to be confused with Shmi, who is Captain Hook's right-hand man. Tuscan raiders are actually those cowards back there. I wouldn't want people to think I'm talking about Shmi. Don't try to stop me, Shmi. I'm not a game. I just want to make sure that we're talking about two different individuals here. That was always one of my favorite scenes in Peter Pan, was when Shmi was shaving Captain Hook, and he thought he had cut his head off and thought he was dead. I've never shaved him this close before. Don't worry, Captain. It must be somewhere about you. Hi, I see. Good as new. Why you blithering blockhead? That movie was a trip, man. That's a different movie right there. Their reputation is legendary. This regards the assassins from the previous episode, and the person said, You expect me to believe that a group of people surrounding a guy with shields and tasing him for unknown reasons are not only not just a random gang, but they're also a group of legendary assassins. Like, no. They were a gang of legendary assassins. That's how they're described, yeah. Years of the order of the night wind. Assassin for hire. Very expensive. Their reputation is legendary. Well, yeah, that should be all of these things. What is the legend? The legend is that one day, they were able to assassinate someone successfully. That's the legend. One time their shield surrounding technique worked. Yeah, but still, we actually got them. They just electrocute you until your heart gives out. That's gotta be it. Are you maybe a guy of thirst or something? We gotcha now. Maybe they just go for the old and the weak. Maybe they are dispatched to kill people in elderly homes, hospice care, to be fair to the legendary assassins, the sons of Korahala or whoever the fuck they're called. The umpuls. The umpuls must be judged on the Disney efficacy scale of competence, because everyone in this universe is a moron who doesn't know what the hell they're doing. I'm surprised that an interstellar galactic civilization can exist at all. But if you put them on that scale, they're kind of like, hey, hey, legendary. They managed to organize and stand in a circle. They managed to delay Boba from doing his daily routine. Yeah, one of them just disappeared when he got hit by a rocket when he was climbing up the building. That's pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Remember that one was really afraid of the Rancor? Yeah, yeah, he was like, oh, don't want to. It's smaller to be afraid of the Rancor, I think. That's positive. I'm more afraid of Rancor as that exists, you know, like when the thing's opening up and you just clearly there's just nothing in there. The theoretical Rancor's don't scare you as much. Yeah, Schrodinger's Rancor is not as terrifying as an actual Rancor. I agree with that. And let us also point out that if you are an assassin, either alone or in a guild or group of them, you probably shouldn't have uniforms that are easily identifiable. No, Black Widow was great. Shut up. Yeah, what the fuck? I'm so glad Bobo worked so hard at taking down a gun train, which always has the same route, despite not being restricted to a track in the middle of a desert with a bunch of random speeders with some colony of Tuskens so we can have a lizard inserted into Bobo's brain showing him a tree, experience the tree, have PTSD, find the tree and bring back a branch. Thanks, John. I'm so glad this is Star Wars now. Hey, it's okay that it keeps going the same route. That's not the problem. That's fine. If you have the freedom to completely move everywhere you want and last time you bumped into a whole colony of people shooting at you, wouldn't you just go an easier route or further away? Well, like, what? The gunfire does nothing. I guess they could go a different route, but like... I would, yeah. I'd go around or I'd relish murdering them. There's something to be said about the nature of that trade in the world of Star Wars, I suppose. Like, a lot of people have been talking about whether or not you'd even have trains because you have spaceships and stuff. Would you just... Special circumstances might exist in which you can't travel through the atmosphere or engines might give out a certain signature or... Flying a spaceship requires you to know which way up is. Yeah. What's that, Mahler? Maybe it's cheaper? I don't know. I can't imagine, but maybe... Like, if... You know how in Solo you had the trains on the track and the tracks were going through these crazy landscapes when they should have just be flying? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe if you had like... You have a mine. How mines have like mine cart rails. You're constantly sending things back and forth over and over and over the same distance in the same place. Maybe there could be room for installing a rail that uses a lower power engine that just goes back and forth to fulfill that specific transportation requirement. It doesn't need to change directions other than back and forth. And it's the same route every time. And it's just made to haul things. Maybe that's like a situation where you could say like, oh, okay, yeah, instead of having something fly around, we need to do that instead. But in this world, it's always seemed like... Because even the Skywalker's had that landspeeder, right? It seems like just everyone can just afford something that flies. You'd think. You'd think. Except for the Empire, they had to use those wheelie things that were stupid to transport that volatile exploding... Oh, God. Oh, why would you remind me of that episode? That's the face scanner episode. That is the face scanner episode. Oh, no. Oh. Let's not internalize how dumb Mando is, just so we're clear. You know how, Boba Fett, he's been acting wildly differently to how we're used to from the OT. Yeah, this was like a whole different person. Well, it's thankfully, after I mentioned that on Twitter, someone generously explained to me why it is that he's acting different. Oh, good. Awesome. I need some light shed on this mystery. Yeah, I was going to say. The comics said that the Sarlacc can have a psychic effect on those it is digesting. So addressing that first point, I don't remember anybody ever saying that. Is that from some fucking book? Is that what's going on? It says comics. The comics said it was from... Cool. Yeah, that doesn't matter. Next point. Which one's, though? Is it the old one? Oh, so I'm sorry, I'm going to look. But even if we accept that, it's just like, hey, yeah, the comics, let's just accept the comics fully. Yeah, the Sarlacc psychically turns Boba into a different character. That's shit. I was going to say, no one would like that. Like, if anyone's ever swallowed by the Sarlacc, they'll come out a different character. You're like, what? Yeah, so I mean, so Boba Fett did die in the Sarlacc pit and some different version of that body just arose and is now housed with the Tusken Raiders, I guess. Then we've got a near-death experience like that. Could be an explanation for a change in motivation. Yeah, near-death experiences can change your opinion on a lot of things. Yeah, I don't see the through line. And plus, they didn't do a good, I don't think they did a good job sort of establishing that this was a really rough life or death thing that he did. It actually kind of seemed like it was fairly easy. I'm surprised not everyone didn't get out, you know? Like the Stormtrooper who's just there for some reason. Why didn't he just shoot his blaster a few times and get vomited up or whatever? You say that as if like, that's what happened to Boba when he set up the fire. Did the Sarlacc regurgitate him? But I don't even know. He came out of the stand away from the pit. So I guess he just crawled out. Maybe. I just don't see the through line. Why would that experience make someone heroic? To me, this reveals a really low bar for just character development as a concept. It's like, hey, well, something happens to them so it makes sense that they change completely. It's like, no, we need to do a little more than that. Yes, something happened and that's it. Of course it makes sense that Darth Vader suddenly decided to move out of the Empire and start a bakery on Naboo. He lost his phone. He had kidney stones. Yeah. He was in a car crash. Of course he started bakery. You're like, I don't know. That was a near death experience that changes people. Yeah, you just, I need more connecting lines. I also had a few people saying that this is more in line with his characterization from the Clone Wars, which is something I wasn't even aware he was in. I had no clue. That's possible, I guess. Wasn't he like five or what? Yeah, you have to assume, right? But everything we know about him was from the OT. Which is after the Clone Wars. Which is after the Clone Wars. So I don't see. Unless the Clone Wars has like flash forward episodes or something. I don't know. I think it does. You know what? Maybe episode three holds the answer. Maybe they'll finally explain what happened. I'm excited to find out. Are you? Yeah. Look at that. Great. Everyone's on board. Eat, Joe, die. Eat, Joe, die. That means eat shit. That was my joke. Do you say eat shit? What is it? I'm sorry. Those Gamorians should have like spears or something like a poke. The Gamorians almost seem like they're only there to be like, Hey, Gamorians. Yeah, we're not really bad. What? Did they show us that just because that he's going to get a rank call then? I don't know. I think it's going to be relevant this episode. I'm still don't even know what Boba Fett wanted there. Yeah, he came in to be like, you guys suck. What does a blue thing say? Yes, this belongs to us, actually. According to who? Galactic law. So that was all pointless then. The Tuscan Raiders aren't going to be relevant. All of this is pointless stringing. But clearly the Tuscan Raiders aren't going to be important because we didn't show them in this flashback. To be fair, they probably will be relevant, but nothing we've done with them will be relevant, if that makes sense. Right, which is just fantastic. You love to see it. You love to see it. Because, dude, we get another flashback. No fucking way we're not getting another flashback. Oh, yeah, we are. Mm-hmm. He's booted. Spider robot. That's stop motion. It looks like stop motion. It looks stop motion, yeah. That's cool. Oh, it looks kind of... It doesn't look imposed on the shot that well, though. Unfortunately. Here you see the businesses that were under the protection of the name that should not be spoken of. Voldemort. No. You can say Jabba. They can't say Jabba? Why can't you say Jabba? Why can't they say Jabba? Apologies, Master Fett. Can you just get on? Who is this robot, by the way? Yeah, don't you have like a person to do this? Matt Berry. You should really get at it. Why can't you? It's Master Fett. Just Matt Berry. What department is this? Some sort of homosexual department. I don't think I've ever looked in this drawer. Wow, a garden. Sometimes I like to sketch someone as I'm talking to them. May I? Tomb Jabba's mantle. All of this while lining the pockets of everyone is waiting to see what kind of Peter you are. Wow, that felt more interesting than the show's bit at all. Well, yeah, because you only have like three employees at this point. It's so upsetting. She's got Fettic and the two Gamorian gods, and I guess you can include the Matt Berry robot, but is he an employee or a slave? He doesn't get paid for this. They got those cups over there. It's so empty. Where are your people? Do you want entertainment? Like a drink? I am North Appeal. What do you mean you didn't tell him your business? Oh, I know him. Yeah, he was in Bowery. Yes, dodgeball. That's right, yeah. No one respects you. Enough. Wow, let him speak. Even Fettic's like, God, you're so lame. The streets have turned to chaos. And I am insulted on your behalf at the disrespect these urchins are showing you, especially in light of the, well, you know, the assassination attempt. That was embarrassing. That was pretty embarrassing. My petition, a street gang of insolent youths has been stealing my inventory. Now this never happened under the other dime yours, and I am insulted on your behalf. And your inventory is water. I grew up surrounded by water. Well, Catoine was one. What relevance is that? I've seen water before. I know of this water. Modify their bodies with droid parts to make themselves even more deadly. Wow, I can't wait to see how shit they are. Get the streets and I'll double my tribute to him. It's another RPG quest. Yeah, there's another RPG quest. Except the quest giver comes to you. Now that's service. Yeah, I guess those evil water... Some people are stealing my water. Please help. Let me guess, those evil water thieves are going to be good guys. I'm going to say it right now. Hmm, maybe. We guessed the twist of the previous quest. Okay, because next episode we're going to interrogate that one guy and he's going to tell us he was sent by Biblibobble and then we go get him. And then he was... It's not the mayor. It turns out it's a third faction who's trying to so discontent between the mayor and Boba. Something like that. And the assassins. Mayor has no power. Somebody else is behind that play. That's... I've got my Gamorian guards. A man. Tiny skirts. Oh man, look at these youths. The crime weight charges. And farm your own water. There's some kind of a gun there. You should be a little bit concerned. Look, old man. Old man? Why would you... He's got a gun. Shoot her in the fucking head right now in front of these other people. Shoot her in the fucking head. Shoot her, mate. You all should be working. There is no work, mighty Dimeo. I don't believe you. What do you mean? Go farm for water. That's work. Turns out the waterman is the evil. Help us. No! No! We are... Stop. Then you will work for me. No! Why? Because he needs employees. I guess that's true. I gotta have someone press the button. Look at his teams. It's like I got big guns at this guilt. Oh, he was just there? What do they owe you? 1,300 credits for water. Take the 500 and consider it resolved. If you want to continue to do business in my territory. How much water? Wait, 13? Yeah, I was gonna say, it depends. We don't know how much water they stole. Yeah, this guy is a legitimate victim of theft. That's an unreasonable price for water. You have no idea how much. Yeah, you have no idea how much. What if that's what it costs just for him to make any kind of profit and feed himself? Cut your prices. The rest of you gather up your debt. Just do that. Just cut your prices. Oh, okay. Cut the prices of water. I don't even tell him in what way, like how much? You want to work or not? Hey, remember those guys who stole from that dude? Turns out Boba Fett did this. I was like, oh, sweet. Let's go steal now. This is better than the Tuscan Raider crap, but. Right. He's going to get into that fucking back to tank any second now. No, no, no, no, no, no, wake up, wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake them up. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. Wake up. Is this the same shot from the last episode? I think it might be. Yeah. Oh, they're showing us a little bit more. Hey, look, it's Slave 1. No, no, no, no, no. No, I can't say that. It's illegal. Boba Fett's Starship. It's fire spray. You sleep in your clothes like that? There is PJ's. Hey, we don't know who he was sleeping. That's true. I guess he was. Man, come on down. Go play with the other, the little, what are they? The loans. The kids here. What are they called? The clowns. Did you forget the word for Joe? Oh, that looks so bad. Yeah. The little boy. No. No. Why did you care about these Tuscans? I would have been fine to go to Comedo for a flashback. I would have been okay with that. Yeah, I was okay with that. Yeah, I would have been different. Why don't you just go to Anchorhead, right? To get a ship off World. Can we be done with the Tuscans? I beg you. Please. I never want to see another living Tuscans again. Anakin, where are you? They gave him a panther. Apparently, yeah. Well, you need something to take. To be fair, he has been phenomenally helpful for that little crew. It's hard to believe that we beat and slaved him just the other week. Yeah. Thank God, this means probably no more Tuscans. I guess we're moving on finally. Wrong. Wrong. This is going to be news to him, right? Oh, hey. It would be. Yeah. Remember that? The hippo's fallen. Remember that visual that made us think there was a chance this show could be good? Oh, it's news. The show's in general. Yeah. Yeah. Ripperoo. They have guns, I think. That's nice. So does he. I can't wait for him to bash people with him. I wonder what that panther gets up to. That's what I want to see now. You're going to let them take those weapons in? Yeah. Oh, this is the train guy. Very well. I'll take payment. Be on my way. I've spoken with my superiors on Obadiah, and they are unwilling to pay protection to more than one party. We are one party. Obviously, this is a second party. The Kenton Striders have already collected protection money for the same territory you lay claim to. There's those fucking bikers, I'm guessing, as the other party. All right, the bikers, yeah. Sands have belonged to the Tuskens since the oceans dried. We are happy to do that. It doesn't fucking matter if people are in there too. Well, carrots. The Tuskens are horrible. If they get an attack by other parties, then who cares who owns the sands? You know one gunship could kill all of the Tuskens? You're not here from the Nictosan riders again. Oh. Man, I like how it's just like, I'll resolve this by killing the bikers. Yeah, we've decided the bikers are evil. The Tuskens are good, I guess. All right. Well, thanks, Boba. All right. I wonder how many people the bikers enslaved to in this place. I guess it's just interesting, because if he linked up with the bikers, would he have just been on their side? Yeah, yeah, if the bikers had enslaved, and the bikers had enslaved and beaten him first, he would be on their side. The sands of Tatooine belong to the bikers. The biker gangs. Biker gangs of Moe Sisley. Can this thing go any fast? I was going to say that is a slow transport. No one shoots me. Ooh, are they dead? Or did they kill someone? Why did you get off and then run? Well, this is one of the things we said would happen, if you remember. Yeah. Yeah, but it'd be nice to be done with the Tuskens. It would be nice to be done with the Tuskens. Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. They're all dead. They're all dead. Yeah, look. Please. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, fuck yes! I hope they suffer. Oh, fucking happy. Thank God. No more people are going to get tortured. Are they going to slay? What's the plan for this, though? Shows like, this is terrible. I'm like, no. This is good. I don't think slaughtering them all was the solution to them doing slavery. I don't know. Oh, no, not you. Jay's like, I'm not sure if they should have been slaughtered. We're all like, yeah. Oh, no, not that one. Yes! Was that the leader one? Yeah, it was the biker's, correct. Yeah, you probably should have killed them. You shouldn't have let them live, huh? Yeah, I remember. I know. We know we know this. We're not done. You don't need to show us that. We know. This fucking music. Jesus. No, I don't care. This is very... Oh, he's just going to bury the pile of them. The bikers are chads. That's their, uh... They've already established it. That's how they diffuse it. Yeah, that's their custom. Oh, is that the kid's stick? Training stick. Oh, they didn't have the balls to show the dead kid, did they? No, I don't think they're allowed to. Sorry, the younglings. Why do you care? But what do you mean? What? They were... I will never forget these people who enslaved me. They taught him how to stick. And I spent three weeks defending from a gun train. They made him a stick. They did. After... They put a list in my nose. Oh, God, can that be it? Can we not do another flashback, please? Yes, one more flashbacks. There's no way that's it. That would do it. Oh, whoa. What? Oh. Um... Um, why didn't you shoot him? Bodyguards, what the fuck? Why didn't you shoot him? That's a wookie, mate. You're not winning. It's a wookie, dude. I love you. Man, he's a big one, too. He's like a bear. Wouldn't it... Wouldn't it be great if the wookie brought a gun? Throw him into his weapons. That's the point. Throw him into his weapons. Why did you just not shoot him? Oh, this is lame. This is the actual... What? Where is everyone? Oh, no. Grab the stick. I'm so... Wow. Why is the wookie letting him do that? Why? Why? Where? I... I just... What is happening? Oh, my God. Wookie, what are you doing? Gouge out his eyes. Gouge out his fucking eyes with your hands. Just come here once. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. None of you has a gun. Are you telling me that the stupid youths are going to beat the wookie? Why was this a decision that was made? What the fuck is... What are we doing? How is that sticking in him? Why did the wookie not have a gun? Oh, there you are. Oh, there's the Gamorian guards. Whoa, okay. Where the fuck were you guys? The wookie fighting Gamorians. That's so cool. How come no one... Did he stop that with his hand? He's going to go to the... He's going to fold the pit. He's going to fold the pit. No, it's a dead player, wookie. Why do these kids... Have a gun. Just shoot him. Shoot him with the gun. Oh. Oh, there you go. Okay. Oh, it's a gun. No, he used the gun. Oh, my God. I'll take my knife. I'll take the permit. That's like they do. I got a gun thrown at him. I got a gun. Finally. No, Blall. It's a knife. What was this absolute disaster, everyone? What are we doing? I've hired all of you. All of you could defend this. Go that far in. He managed to get to my throat. What the fuck, everyone? Why would the huts send their guy, this guy? Boba knows who he is. Yeah. Why would you send him? And why would you not give him a gun? How could he fail so bad? Why did we chicken with your gloves? Why are you eating chicken with your gloves on, you bitch? Why do they make so much food for two people? Who's the endlice here? The Gomorrah's, maybe? Everyone is watching. Maybe the Gomorrian Gormes. Gormaean guards. Maybe if you get some actual guards, that would be a good start. And yeah, that's our one action scene. Can't wait for the next one. They sent Chris Santon to kill you, and now he's locked up in your dungeon. Are you sure you're trying to kill him? Why don't you send back his fucking head? God, that was an attempt at killing Boba, so he got right. The fact that he managed to get in and didn't encounter anybody, but didn't have a gun or a knife. Nope. Just wanted to strangle, pick him up, throw him. That's all. Molo, would you say this was a better strategy or a worse strategy than hitting someone with a t-pot? They killed him through his front door! Wait, what are you doing? Why are you here? We've come to apologize. Oh my god. Just kill him. The scene has comedy music under it. Just fucking shoot the both of them right now. Oh, that's it, dude. Oh, there you go. Thanks for the Rancor. Pow, pow. Could have used that floating speeder to just move around. Yeah, it's already here. You can kill him. Yeah, well, I love the idea. Yeah. Why isn't that your fucking thing? Oh my god! It's machete! Oh, look at this. Wait, is Daddy Tra- Oh my god, it is. It's Daddy Traho! Yeah, the episode is safe! Wait, he was that guy? Daddy Traho, he's in everything. You don't have a word for syndicate? That's bullshit. Syndicate. How do I know you're not lying to me? Wait, so we're actually not doing the huts? We're gonna go. It's not bad for business at all, Zip Cooner. No, of course not. Kill him. Why? Why? Why? What? No way a hut thinks Tatooine is worthless. No, it's not. No it isn't. Okay, so we're gonna employ you. Wait, but you just weren't Tatooine, so why don't you just renounce your claim and get back the Wookie? Wait, so the Wookie is gonna be under our employment now. Wookie Fence is gonna employ you. Why did any of that happen? I just want you guys to understand that everyone who tries to kill Boba Fett becomes like his friend or employee. No feelings. No hard feelings. You're such a fucking person. Take it from an expoundee hunter. Don't worry. No, you made a living working for scumholes until that jetpack incident, but you're the one who flew next to Luke. It wasn't the employees that fucked you over, Boba. It's because you're an idiot. You just introduced him and you got a ship boss fight and then you just jogged off into the desert. No, just show up. Don't tell him when you will be arriving. Why does it just lie there? It's depressed. What? Rancor are emotionally complex creatures. Now the Rancor can't be evil. Nothing can be bad anymore. She's a cat. They're quite peaceful and less threatened. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Did he feel threatened when he was not dropped into the pen? Or that one Gamorian guard who fell in by accident. They're trying to retcon everything to just be swell and magical. I want to learn to ride this one. What? Ride it? Why? Use the speeder or spaceship. You can strap guns and rockets. Why the fuck do you want to ride a Rancor? It doesn't have shields or anything. I guess what you're missing is that it would look cool. Is that really it? I know how many Star Wars fans saw this and went, oh my god, Boba Fett's going to ride a Rancor. And this season finale, he's going to ride in on a Rancor and it's going to be crazy. No, the fucking someone will shoot it with a blaster is dead. If it's me, I'm like, I need like a speeder to get around or a spaceship or something. And I want to strap like rockets to it. And I want it to have shields so I don't get shot like this. Excuse me, Lord Fett. Not now, I'm busy. We heard back from the mayor's office. He remains completely unavailable for at least the next 20 days. We're not waiting for an appointment. What if he's not in town? If he's not available, maybe. Yeah, that's true. He's like, why is he in town? Oh, he is. Okay, we now we're not waiting for an appointment. We're also going to walk into the front door. Oh, we're going to walk into the front door. We're going to walk into the front door. We had 50s bikes in the Star Wars universe. Well, they had to walk. Why the people on speeders just. Oh, that does not. That's not right. That is not right. Is this the screenshot you scored? So Molo, this is the aesthetic mismatch here. It clashes so hard. An actual real motorcycle would fit this environment better. Yeah. I don't know why the mayor people haven't expected this. So if you'll excuse me, I'll see what I'm able to do. No, I'm going to follow you right fucking now. Oh, yeah, he's going to run away. He's going to run away. Oh, yeah, he's going to run away. No, you don't let him leave. You go with him. Guys, he's gone. Did he just lock the door? Yes. Yeah, of course he locked the door. What the fucking idiot? The door's fucking more on. Oh, my God. Damn, you are a thick motherfucker. Oh, he's tapping the button like a man. Come on. Oh, fuck off, Penny. Don't you ruin your diet? Oh, come on. What if one fucker has to throw a grenade and you're dead? Or just shoot the most of you that isn't covered by armor? Oh, no, car chase. Oh, no. I'm so depressed. These guys would maybe fit on, like, Coruscant. But I would allow them on Coruscant, I think. They're so slow. Oh, God. Welcome to the Book of Boba Fett, everybody. Oh, I'm so glad that the robot didn't get hit. This is so awkward. This is like a car chase you'd expect to see in an episode of The Golden Girls. Such a slow-speed car chase. It's so slow, yeah. But like, what is at stake right now? It's like the mayor's aid is just kind of casually trying to slowly escape. Let him go. I don't, why do you care about him? This looks so fucking slow. It's someone else to tell you where the mayor is. Did he not expect this would happen? Why is there no security? Why is there no system set up to account for Boba? Where are his gods? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Water. Water's expensive. You guys should seal it. That looks so bad. That looks really bad. Oh, I like that. That looks pretty wonky. Are these like new heroes that they think people are going to root for and buy action figures of? Man. I got no clue. They look so embarrassing. This is just awkward you're doing. Well, just hit them with your speeder. You're just way bigger. Hit them with your speeder. Are they kicking him? What? Oh, what? Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh. Why are you letting him do that? This is so long. It's still going. This is so shitty. It's so continuity. This feels like a scene. No, what? What? Why did you do that? Let's do this. The robot wants to kill its masters. It's been uprising. How many mirrors does she need? Look how cool this is going to be. She is so cool. Look at all those mirrors. Yeah, it's for all of the different things. Oh, okay. What was that? She did it. What is this? She did it. Do you know how upset this is going to make the town? Oh, look at that. Do you know how pissed off the town is going to be at you? Oh, gosh, she's a badass, man. She's so cool and amazing. Dude, look at all that. He's so cool. He's just cool. I wanted to respect him. Look at all this. Let me respect. Oh, there he is. Oh, he does that. He's on the jet pack. He's on the jet pack. You just done that the whole time. Where is he? He's with the bikes. Just tell them that. You did all of it. Now the town hates you, Boba Fett, because you ruined all their flukberries. Oh, look at the spaceship. Remember Star Wars has things that fly through the air? Oh, yeah. You might have forgotten. Why is the show so bad? Oh, my gosh. House of Traities has arrived on Tatooine. Right. It's these guys. Yeah, it's these guys. These guys were shit, so... Their masks come in three colors. It's a fortune. Yeah, I like the masks, too. It's a fortune on makeup. And Halo. I like how inconspicuous the spies are. Yeah, man. I couldn't spot them. Hey, it's those bikers who ruined the market. Let's kill them. They're going to war. Then we will be ready. Yeah, I have a bank card to ride. All right, we'll be ready. Oh, yes. It's over. Fuck this. What are we doing? What are we doing? Written by John Favreau. I'm just... I don't know what I'm saying. Embarrassed. Like, what are we doing? I'm honestly struggling to... What is the goal? What I think about all this, because it's just like... At least the Tuscans are dead. Thank God. We saw Danny Trayho. There was one more show. We got like 35 to 50 minutes of just like stuff happening. Things going on and people getting into fights for no reason. And making decisions that don't seem to be informed by what's happening in the story. We sent the Wookiee to kill you. We're sorry. We're leaving. Here's a Rancor. Here's a Rancor. Also, hey, let me give you the Wookiee back, all right? Here you go. No, we don't want him. We don't want him. Actually, the Wookiee can leave. We can come back later in the season. What a bizarre cavalier. Like, what is happening? There is a shocking amount of not-death in this show about crying syndicates. Wow. It's incredibly tame, isn't it? Like... It's shockingly tame. Why are we doing this premise? If we're not going to try and commit to exploring it fully. In episode four, a dude got his arm chopped off by a lightsaber in a bar. Dude, people were incinerated in episode four. We saw the skeleton. Yeah. Yeah, the chase scene reminded me like... Molly, you're likely to get this reference of like the only one who will. It was like a brum episode. Nope. Brem. It was a little British kid's show about a sentient little car that goes around booping little criminals and when I say criminals it's like... I think one of the only episodes premise that I can still remember now is someone who steals a golden toilet from a toilet shop. So that's the kind of premise... That's the kind of show that I feel we're on sort of tonal equivalence with here. Do you guys remember when this episode started with people stealing water and then the big drama was the water being charged for enough and we don't even know how much it was charged for? We just know... Because we have no extra information. There's just no information. Do you think we're going back for that? Well, Boop didn't even have the amount of information he wanted me to determine. We don't know anything about is there a water shortage? Is there... No, we don't have enough information for Robert Fett to be making such a bold decision. Yeah, have the Tuskens been enslaving and kidnapping moisture farmers? They show him nothing but disrespect. They clearly stole from this guy and then he's just like, work for me? They're like, yeah, okay. I'll pay off what you stole and piss off him by giving him less than half but you guys are off the hook and I'll give you jobs. Those speeder bikes, though, they are so oversaturated. They don't feel like they would exist in this world. No, they don't. They feel very out of play. They look like they're from the 50s and they look like they're close as well. They don't look like they fit in this thing. Yeah, I'm sure this... They just float over from Coruscant. I'm sure there's people on Twitter who love them. Don't give me that crap about them having... They can afford cybernetic weapon body parts and these motor speeder bikes but they can't afford water? Fuck off. I don't believe you. Well, yeah, they have these incredible speeders. You're right. And they've got these crazy cybernetics, like really crazy and yet they're just what? They can't afford to buy water so they have to steal it. It almost feels like they might have been lying to you but we just... We assume that they're honest for some reason. This is the thing. If this were an RPG, you'd have to go around the whole town trying to figure out who's important, who has the power and who's fucking lying to you. Like, that is a big deal. You have to gather clues and intelligence. You have to investigate. To like 5% of this place at most. Well, the thing is, Barba just keeps making decisions without having access to information. That's how you run a criminal empire. And the amount of fucking times he's walking to the mayor's office with a gun. Guys, I should employ them. He just keeps walking into the mayor's place like, I demand an audience. I have a gun. And then the mayor's aid is like, ooh. I better run outside. Instead of just saying, oh, look. Why doesn't the mayor have any guards? This is Tatooine. This is, why does he have no employees? Well, the fucking huts left. You scared off the thing. They should have sent somebody to kill him. That's so frustrating, by the way. Episode 2 is like, the huts are involved. The huts matter. Episode 3. No, it's fine. But like, what is bad for business? But we're going to send this wookie to try and kill you. Not if you win. War is often really good for business. Well, no, I mean, I think that it's totally fine if we have like, some of these crime bosses who want to do things as diplomatically as possible. But like, that seems incongruous with sending a wookie to kill you. Kill him. No, I don't believe that at the huts at all. You would have to explain and demonstrate that Boba Fett has some kind of leverage over them that is substantial. There's no way that a place like Tatooine gets given up just because they want to be diplomatic when you've had such an iron fist level rule. It's a planet. Well, and your previous custodian was fucking assassinated. Well, it feels like the standard thing. Why would Boba Fett want it and keep it for so long if it was worthless? Was he just a really bad was really into Tatooine? It doesn't seem like he was. It seems like Tatooine is really useful. We still haven't. We still don't even know why he likes Tatooine. Well, we don't know why Boba Fett likes Tatooine. Well, that would be a great thing that they could explain is like, well, Tatooine, why would, why do the huts like Tatooine? Why does this explain like all of the people who know all this stuff are explaining to Boba Fett why this organization wants Tatooine? And plus, let's be frank, Tatooine's a whole planet. We need to get local. All right, why? How come I, you know, Moss Espa, Tat, you know, Moss Isley, all the Mosses, we need to find out why why does this organization care? Why does this organization care? Why does that organization care? And we just don't have plenty of time to do that, but we don't do it. No, that that's that speeder chase took 12 hours. That's an hour per mile per hour. So fucking lame. So yeah, it blows my mind, by the way, there's so much about the assassination from the Wookiee that's so stupid, but the idea that everyone who works for Boba was in the building. And only one of them brought a gun and shoot the one plating on the Wookiee, I think. Yeah, just guns just don't work in this universe. Shut up. And even when we do see a gun, she takes a knife out of it, and I'm just... Yeah, and then throws it at the Wookiee. That was the funniest shit, dude. I'm just stepping on his foot. Rags finally got his gun, and it was a lucky two. I'm so sad. The Boba is so incompetent. I was just looking over the fight. Dude, that's a joke. Dude, do you see the part where like, so he tosses him into all of his weapons, which is like nice one, Wookiee. Yeah. And then Boba... Because he hasn't already shot him. Boba just struggles with his little gauntlet. He's like, oh, what a... Oh, and it's like, no. Why doesn't he even have to be on? Just point it out of and press the button. Oh, it looked like that's what he was trying to figure out. And it's like, why is there figuring out for you with this? It's your gauntlet. You've been using it your whole fucking life. You should know how to use it. The Wookiee being like, I'm a beacher with my knuckle dusters, my sci-fi knuckle dusters. It's like, why couldn't you just kill him? The onions chewed him in the face. So get a knife and stab him. Why would you grab him out of the pod and just throw him around? It's the exact same shit with the assassins in episode one. It's just like, this isn't them trying to kill you. This is them trying to do weird tickly shit. So that we can have a fight. A little action scene where everybody throws each other around and uses weird electric whips and fucking knives. So strange. I'm a tickle for hire. It's just so dumb. And everyone approaching one by one, all getting defeated until... You know that they were like, isn't this fucking epic? The Wookiee is so powerful. It takes everyone to take him down. It's like, well, everyone's stupid though. So like... Yeah, it takes everyone because no one shot him completely. No one had a gun. Well, one of them had a gun, but they... Yeah, they only shot him at his arbor. That was it. Yeah. Because this is Stahl's... And then get all really close to him so that it could punch it out of the way instead of standing back, you know? And then he happened of all the places he could stand. It was right on top of the trap door. It's like, right. Yeah. Because of course. Yeah, they beat him not because of any skill, but because he decided to stand exactly on the trap door. Did he not know anything about the trap? Why would you send an assassin in who is unfamiliar with the terrain? How did he get in? Yeah, I think it over. Why would you send him in without a weapon? Seems that everyone knows about it, but apparently he didn't. Let's go ahead and compare. Boba Fett's second attempted assassination apply quotation marks liberally wherever you please with the attempted assassination in episode two of Padme, right? Where that was really dumb. That was extremely stupid with the robot that cuts out a hole in the glass and then put some poison centipedes in it. That's dumb. But holy shit, it's so much better. It seems that those things would have killed her had they got to her. So that's something. That is something. Yeah. And this is just like- The whoopie clearly didn't want to kill. He didn't have a weapon. You sent in your assassin without a weapon. You didn't remember the first time we see him. Remember the first time we see him, he has a big gun. What's amazing too? Yeah, the first time he had a big ass gun. But in this, if he just had a knife, that would have done it. And his knuckle duster that's electrified, I'm thoroughly convinced that electricity in this universe applies just non-lethal damage. It just makes it to where it doesn't do anything. But people will use it anyway. Yeah, but he smacked Boba Fett, a wookie punch, to the face with this electrofisticuff. And it did like nothing. Just shoot him and be done with it. Well, it sounded like he broke his back when he picked him up as well, but that didn't do anything. Yeah, I guess it didn't. And Boba Fett didn't gouge his eyes out or something. He's just like, well, I guess I'll die. I touched your face. Didn't that stop you? I guess we just can't do stuff like that. But how fucking awesome would it be if they had a fight that involved stuff like that? Boba will get his hands as dirty as he needs to. In a survival situation, Boba will do anything. You do not want to push him to that limit because he'll fucking do anything. He'll turn into a goddamn animal. Wookiee got to fight the cyberpunk rejects. Cyberpunk is what, yeah, that's it. They're a bunch of cyberpunk rejects who show up here. They're so out of place. They're just hanging around by their bikes, drinking their water. Why are they not drinking water or something? I know if this was here of what you speak. I am aware of water. I grew up near water. What? I grew up surrounded by water. I know it doesn't have to be. I know how you feel about it. This is such a stupid line. I have no idea what that's supposed to do. Like, okay. Like, Boba, this planet isn't covered by water. It's not cheap here. Well, I know what it is. It's cheap on Camino. It's $0 on Camino. And then you got... The flashback in totality was just the Tuscans died. That's really all it was. Well, and also that we learned a bit more about the new bad guys the whole season. And it's bullet train people. Yeah. It's the gun train people. Gun train people. Yeah, they're the baddies. Sorry, how can I get that wrong? Wait, no, they're not the baddies. Because bullet train is actually a thing. Yeah, bullet trains are a thing. But gun trains are a thing. We saw it. So the bad guys are the bikers right now, right? Well, no. So the modern day bad guys are the people that he is trying to help out, make the deal with the people on the train. The train people. The past bad guys are the bikers. Yeah. Is the twist going to be that it was the gun train people told the bikers to do what they've done? Maybe. Yeah. That would be so cool. That would be so awesome. And plus when Boba Fett is told, like, we've been lied to, it's actually this. He's like, okay. I like the exchange as well. But it's like, we're not supposed to pay two parties. And then he just goes, we are one party. Yeah, there's another one. Yeah, there's another one. That's asking for payment. Yeah, I didn't say that for no reason. He's got, have you noticed how many lines like that Boba has? Just really shit dialogue? Where he says something and you almost wonder like, wait, Boba, do you understand what's happening right now? Or are you trying to? Yeah, it was the same as, Are you lost? Two people, you know, the throne that your previous employer sat on was, I wasn't employed by Bip4tuna. No, Jap Jabba. Jabba was the other one. Yeah, exactly. He was the one we were referring to. It's like talking to a son. My grandma near the end, she wasn't quite all there always. And it's, you had to talk to her like that sometimes. Boba Fett's a grandma. Of course, he'd be nice about it. Yeah, what's it, what's Boba's excuse? I think that's what a lot of people do and they humor him. Like a lot of characters are humoring this, this old man who's very confused. And then we got the Rancor. I can't wait till that shows up later. Like the huts, they spent, imagine how long it took them to get there just to say, we're leaving. Sorry, you have a Rancor. And they show up in person with a Rancor gift. Why, are they that afraid of Boba? Or that they'd be like, we better give them a Rancor, he might come and get us. I guess so. Imagine how long it took them to get there. Considering they insist on traveling by platform suspended on people's shoulders. Also, I guess Denny Treyor just lives here now and trains the Rancor. Yeah. He's just here now. Well, he's a good friend of Robert Rodriguez, so it makes sense that he's going to be here. Which is cool with me and I like him. Whatever. No one, no one, no one agreed that he's allowed to live here. I don't mean, I don't have a problem. He did. He just lives here now. Yeah. He just lives in the palace now and trains the Rancor. So that's really fun. It's fucking absurd though. Here's your Wookiee back. Nah, we don't want him. But he could totally be a double agent. That would, you know, but that would be interesting. But no, but like Jabba shouldn't have accepted him because of how he's like, no, we weren't like your random employee. You come and live in my palace. No. Shut up. It's so funny. That's actually true. I guess that's a good point. I guess Denny, yeah, I guess Denny Treyor was like, oh, am I, am I not, am I, am I fired? Are you firing me? You can't fire me. I quit. It's hard to make rent here in Tatooine. Do you know how hard it is to get water? Do you know the prices? Oh my God. Where's the scene where there's the discussion of why is water so expensive because this, this, and this, and then they have to discover why. Why are the prices the way they are? How do we resolve this while trying to keep things? Yeah, maybe Boba Fett will be proactive and actually cure more water for everybody. No, you know what, no, Boba can solve it by saying, you need to do better, Senator. You need to do better, water farmer. It's an interesting comparison, by the way. There's this show where there's this, there's a nerdy character, and but she's, she's a Southerner, and there's a point where people are asking what it smells like when you've made, when you, when you're making alcohol, and she immediately says molasses, comes up with, with different like, that's the kind of smell you'd get, and it's just like, oh, that's neat that she would know that you wouldn't, maybe you wouldn't expect her to know a lot about moonshine and shit, but because she's a Southerner that specific history, there's, there's reasoning there that why she would know that smell. She's like, okay, I feel like they were trying to do that. They were like, whatever water comes up, Boba's gonna have to say something because he's from Kamito, and you're like, what? He's a very water-centric character. Water is who I am. In fact, it's about 98% of who I am. It just, my body's mostly water. It's so inept. Imagine he said that. Ah, yes, water. My body's 98% water. I'm familiar with water. I'm familiar with water. I am water. I like to get wet. I spend my days in a back to tank. I'm familiar with liquids. What the fuck? Why don't you just sleep in a bed like a normal person? Because he's healed, Rags, and he's just flashbacks. He's seems okay. I don't know, I'm no doctor, but he does seem like he's doing really okay, other than the incredible stupidity thing. Well, episode four's flashback will be him trying to hunt down those fucking bikers now, isn't it? That's what we're gonna get. Yeah, I can't wait until maybe get killed, I guess. Maybe get this crazy shit with these 50s bike hover things with these truth. We gains another members slash members of his team every episode, didn't we? Do you think this is the rise being like he's building his empire while we're just like, ah. It's like the Avengers. Exactly. It's him building a team. That's what it's supposed to be. So shitty, though. That's amusing. That's just so shitty. That's just so shitty. Yeah. Fuck a Boba Fett. Such a shit show. The constant not caring about a shit show is a shit show. A group of people armed to their teeth coming up to you and just like, uh, no, old man. It's like, okay. There's like two guards. We know who you are, but we don't respect you. Well, something he's just not threatening at all, is he? He's a blaster. Yeah, yeah. Wherever they go, no one even gives a shit. They have like weapons like, oh no, you have to wait for an appointment. People armed to the teeth. It's not just that no one respects him, which is bizarre. It's that he allows himself to be so thoroughly disrespected everywhere. Like he should shoot half these people. He really should. He needs to like, whenever a conversation starts like he did with those punks, he needs to put one right between the fucking eyes of the first person who steps out of line and says, listen up, fuckers. I'm in charge. He's a different kind of crime boss, though, right? He's a nice crime boss. Yeah, he's a kind of crime boss you try to kill and then get a job from. He's like, you know, he's like, I don't want you to think of me as a crime boss. I want you to be, I thought we'd think of me as a friend first and a crime boss. Second, second. You know, think of me as a, I don't, Jay, you're going to love that when you see it on the premiere of this. This is fun. What? What's what's funny? What's funny about that? You will see. You will see what's funny about that. Do you know what they they attack his his little speeder with their their amazing augments? I don't know if you guys know but the guy's foot that he attacks is literally like a jackhammer with a spike on it. I'm like, why is this a thing? It does the woman's red arm? Does it do anything? Or is it just a robot arm that's red and the hand isn't even a robot hand either. So what does it do? Is it grab stuff? I guess. I guess I'm wondering why the why the arm is better than the, you know, the factory settings arm that you were born with. Well, yeah, imagine he just pulled out a gun instead of using his small flame arm. Not at the time we kind of guns. Or a grenade or explosive. Do not tell me that the cybernetic is more is less expensive than just a gun. Or a stick, actually. Or a stick. Thinking about it. Could have just hit it with a stick. If he just hit the guy in the head with a stick, it would have been better. No, he can't get a stick. He doesn't have a lizard nose. That's right. He doesn't have the lizard vision quest. That's true. That is very true. That's the only way to obtain sticks. Okay, bye. Goodbye. How do you bring me? I'm so ready. What? Hello. My words are now immortalized in the annals of time. Just to say that way, you could have said it a different way. Ain't no time. Number four. We did three. You believe it? Whoa. Yeah, that's a high point. It's fair to say that in this line of the continuity, we already didn't think it was good, but now everybody doesn't think it was good. Like after episode three, everyone's like oof, oofenheim. I hope it wasn't just the bikes. It was just the bikes. It was just the bikes. Unfortunately, it seems to be that just the bikes were able to flip people on this show being bad, even though the show was fucking garbage from the start. I saw people being pretty mad of the Black Crescentan assassination. That's the wookie man. Oh yeah, we don't want to assassinate Black Crescentan. That would be terrible if this established character that was deeply, yeah. Right, so I think they mean his assassination attempt on Bobo. Well, you can't tell. They actually mean both because he's a famous character from extended stuff, I think. Of course. He was a wookie who did badass stuff. Apparently, he met Darth Vader. How cool is that? Darth Vader should have given him the little tidbit when you tried to kill someone just bring it down and shoot them. Oh, dude, Darth Vader kind of told them. Yeah, that'd have been great. Because a lot of people don't know that. They always think like, I've got to throw people around. I've watched Terminator Salvation. That's what they do in there. I watched Mandalorian Season 2. It's what the robot did to Mando. That's how you do it. Do you remember when he punched his helmet and it went into the fucking hull of the ship? Yeah, he punched him so hard it went into the bulkhead of the starship. That's insane. It was such a like, okay, I guess so. So he's, you're just indestructible. We've sort of known this, but it's even more confirmation that you're just indestructible. Best car, yeah, it's best car, guys. I'm happy for him to be indestructible, but my favorite part is that you could just take off his helmet if you wanted, but they just don't. You're happy for him to be indestructible. Punch him. Yeah, basically. Well, kind. I'm happier with that than I am with the fact that the robot sees that he's indestructible and doesn't just like go, okay, I guess I'll take this off you. Or I will attack you in any other part of your personage that doesn't have this best car shit all over it. It's frustrating how much people specifically seem to go out of their way to target his invulnerable parts. Yeah. Because most of his body is not covered. We've not had to deal with that anymore. You see, we have, he was like naked. He basically, he only had panties on. Yeah. Wherever you hit him, he's getting hurt, right? Now what we do is we don't shoot him. We just throw around and use our little taser knives and. Inconvenience him, yeah. And melee weapons, yeah. We have some memes. Consent. All right. So he lived, I guess a significant part of his life was spent on Camino. That wasn't just one place out of many that they lived. He didn't travel, which seems like that would be a, like if your father was Jango Fett, you would do a lot of traveling and sing a lot of places. Wasn't the implication that he did travel a lot, but he lived on Camino? I don't imagine that Jango would take his son on all of his missions, right? Like, I suppose that means that that's really where their house was, even after everything and before it. All right. That's fine. I'm just, I guess that's where they live. That was the house. I guess I thought he'd be able to afford better. What's wrong with Camino rags? Don't you like it? What's not a very large, it didn't seem like a very large place where they were at, you know. So you'd think that they'd have some place nice and. I assume he needed to work there for cloning process to be close to the clones. Sure. So Camino and so whatever could. And then I would have assumed that after that was done, like, well, all right, we got your DNA. Thanks. You can leave. Oh, simply, but I can see, like there being lots of viable reasons that he needs to just stay there so that they can like check and stuff from him and stuff like that. Maybe it just likes water. Yeah. Maybe he just wanted all that sweet water. He does like water. I have heard that. Wet all the time. The end. And that's essentially what you just do. Oh, look, he's sleeping alone. I'll just shoot him. The end. The end. Even without a gun, when you were a Wookie, it shouldn't be hard to kill a sleeping weaponless boba in a backpack. Couple of comments for like just rip his head off. And it's like, yeah, yeah. But no. Yeah. Show cam. He's basically a sentient grizzly bear. Got this cool bit of cool bit of artwork here. And the green is fringing and the blue is Jay relates to our last endeavor. Too small. I can't read it. Let me zoom in. Patient Malin Longman is having another episode of Altered What? Hey, they just said green is fringing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, very bad. Very bad. Can I please actually read it? Another episode of Altered Perception. Any changes? He's gone and made me a co-host. Really? Oh, well then. Congrats to Fringloid. Or should I say Fringy? Yeah, no. Anyway, we need another reinforced auxiliary guy before his next episode. Oh, you mean the rags? Yeah, I'm sure they will come soon. Enough of the jokes, Dr. S. He don't play along with his delusions. There I am. Oh, my God. If EFAP isn't real, does this mean the Isle of Man flag isn't real? No, that could be real. That could be real. Not real. I made it up. Oh, I also made it up. I love that you've drawn your own tentacles on the wall. Yeah. There's a little sputter. I also love that it says Apex on the wall and any sane person would assume, oh, that must be a reference to Apex Legends or something, but we all know that it's Apex homosexual. Yeah. Do you see squat as well? Scrubble, Dimmel. Yeah, bottom right. Oh, yeah. What a great meme. I love it. This is Good Rat. Excellent Rat. Which, that's it for Good Rat for this recording. Hey, you don't know episode four won't be excellently crafted. That's true. Make Baby Bent This. So this is an interesting observation. It's posted to the subreddit. It's just a bit of fun. Ah, yes. This. One of these men is selling water in the desert, allegedly, profiteering by overpricing, preying on desperate people because he's greedy. The other is a poor out of work man with his speeder bike who can't afford the high price of water. The main reason for this post was just to highlight costume design sucks. It's like, yeah. Well, it doesn't convey well, but they're poor. Yeah. This guy on the left looks like he works all day. He's got a worn out. His outfit's not dirty, but it's clearly worn in the strap of whatever satchel he's carrying. That's clearly seen. A few tattooing sunrises. Yeah. And also a delicious beverage. And then on the right, yeah, nice, nice looking polished, clean speeder and a nice outfit. Everything fits pretty well. Cyborg guy. Yeah. Cyborg parts. He's like, I am poor. Yeah, that's nice. No, like, hmm. Are you now? Are you? I don't believe you. I was like, you know what? We're going to get like some person in the chat with the comments being like, what, so poor people can't ever have nice clothes? No, no. That does feel like one of those observations that's like, do you actually think that that's what we think? In terms of communicating stuff to the audience, right? This is what we call a failure of doing that. This is a fun little screen. I like fun screens. Asked about the bikers. Morrison, meaning the actor that plays Boba Fett, to mirror Morrison, replied, some of these things are out of our control. We can't say as performers, we don't want to work with these people. That's not good enough. They brought a lot of color to it, I thought. They were great. We're working hard. I know. Full justice, I think. I did that on purpose so that you can now highlight it, Jay. They brought a lot of color to it. I thought they were great. That's how I read that. Dot dot dot is pretty funny. Yeah. Because you can tell you have to think about it. What am I going to say about them? They're great. They're great. They're great. How indicative it is that the first thing he says is some of these things are out of our control. Yeah. On my fault, I swear. I like the idea that he's referring to just like everyone working on Book of Boba Fert, like the bike has just appeared and we're like, we're going to be in the show now. The original filming location of Star Wars is controlled by ISIS now, isn't it? So maybe they're all ISIS members who force their way into the show. For the first time ever on EFAT Mini Boba Fert, we're going to look at a video before we start. Oh my goodness. A famous video that's been getting around in relation to... Gone with the wind? It's not quite gone with the wind. I can see how you could relate them, though. It's in cane. All of the quality of Star Wars is gone with the wind. Oh yeah, the only context is this is an interview that took place to the... Oh yes, I think I saw that. I intend to rule with respect. Hi, I'm Alex from NME and today we're talking to Star Wars scariest double act is bounty hunters Temerero Morrison and Ming- Fuck off. I don't know. I think he's a Temerero Morrison. It's Temerero Morrison to my dad. Yeah, these started out by saying yes, my name is Tricky. It's okay. These kinds of interviews are always funny to me because you know that they know I've got to be as fucking positive as possible so I can have another one of these in the future. Yeah. Sometime. Maybe they are that excited. I don't know, but they always come across as super fake. Like... Well, I guess it's the whole shtick, right? Is that they're ultimately marketing rather than an interview that is specifically trying to achieve some sort of goal in terms of revealing interesting new things. I find the actors are fine, usually. As the interviewers, I always find cringe. You can get some really great results sometimes. The most... Yes. It's an amazing one. At this point, it's probably going to be Mark Hamill's comments on TLJ. I don't think any of you are going to be that. But, how does Temerero Morrison talk about boba farts? Have a look. Well, I was hoping not to say as much as I have already in the first two episodes. I speak far too much. In fact, in the beginning, I was trying to get past... The way he keeps looking is like someone's got a gun. Yeah. He's nervous. He's nervous. He's nervous. It's like... Oh. It's so funny. It's like a professor of L.A. Noir. And you're like... Hmm. I mean, no disrespect for the great mouse. Please get me a season two. My line's on to Ming Na. Yes, he is. Excuse me, director. I really feel that Ming Na should say these lines because I want to stay mysterious. I want to stay quiet. But then I caught on. He wasn't... He wasn't just trying to be a very generous actor, which he is. He was just trying to parlay some of the work to me. Yeah, exactly. He just wants to benefit. So, yeah. But the... I find that facial expression so fucking tallying. So, basically, I don't know if you guys feel the same way. See if we should try to rescue the atmosphere a little bit there. Um... Sort of. Can't sort of see it. Is heading in a particular direction, right? When you say... Yeah. I wanted this and the director said no. She was like, oh, he wanted to palm off the work. Even though he's a very generous actor. It's like, haha. Then it... Look at his face. And then he just sort of continues, right? Again. Like, no. He looks so fucking awkward and I think he says, yeah. And then I try and take it. So fucking like, oh my god, what's happening tomorrow? Work to me. Yeah, exactly. You get your responsibility. So, yeah. But, uh... And even, um... Because, well, obviously, John's the, you know, one of the key writers. So sometimes I'd always say, I think this is too much. I think this is too much than I'd go to. What was the other guy's name? Noah. Noah. I try and get... Oh, Noah. Yes, Noah, Noah. I remember, of course, John actually went to Atlanta. So I rang Noah that night and I said, Noah, the scene tomorrow. I'm talking too much. Seems to have very different goals in this. That's... Yeah. Tomorrow wants to preserve some semblance of what the character sort of was. And everyone else was like, fuck it, talk. That's what people want. Talk, talk. In this interview, in this interview, he's just going in there like, yeah, I want to, you know, I want to say my piece about how I felt. Fennec. Is that a name? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Um, just here going like, god, I need to... Uh, wait, if he doesn't get a season two, then I won't get a season two. Yeah. Oh, shoot. We love this job. It was amazing. This problem doesn't talk this much. And look, I've got all these paragraphs here. I think we should get rid of it. And John's gone to Atlanta, so don't tell him. Which is a great, funny little moment, but you're like, John's gone to Atlanta when they're filming. Yeah. He cranked that script out in 17 minutes, and then he wants to go work on his other thing he needs to ruin. It really feels like Boba Fett's season is kind of just this thing. It's more so like just a stepping stone. It doesn't really represent much of anything. Nobody cares about it. All things considered. But Mark seems to care about it. Oh, of course he does. I'm sure she does, too. Well, he cares a lot. I'm sure a lot of people do care about it, and that's kind of the sad pie, isn't it? This smile of his is way better than the one in episode two, where he was just like... With that desert grasshopper or whatever the fuck it was. I actually forgot. I was like, Boba Fett's not in episode two. What? Oh! But he is in episode seven. Oh, wait. Well, yeah, he is. Shut up. I had to start talking, I guess, otherwise we had to fill in the gaps and give out a little bit of information. And being such a wonderful person to shit. Yeah, that's about it. All right. Well, it's just real interesting, ain't it? It's amazing how much of these characters are characters and not playing characters. We've talked about the character inconsistencies, but I mean, Boba is talking a fucking lot, unusual. It's kind of weird to say, right? It's like, well, anyone can talk as much as they want, right? It's like, I think the point with Boba talking in a limited amount is that he's very focused. He's choosing his moments. He's going from a few words angle where it's basically, he doesn't talk a lot, but when he does talk, you're always paying attention because it's always important. He never, there's never superfluous words. I grew up surrounded by water. Yeah, that's a really fucking strange line. If it was like a real easy way to develop Fennec as well, we get more insight into her. She's she's like the right hand man who's always sort of leading the conversation. Does she have a ulterior motives? Is she trying to? Exactly. Think about what her agenda is and if it's season two. Well, how interesting it would have been if we had a few episodes where she was constantly the one relaying information and then one time she says something and then Boba contradicts her. That'd be really interesting. Oh, yeah. The thing is, we haven't met her in the flashbacks yet. And I'm assuming they'll do that. So maybe we'll finally get our fucking information on Fennec. Like what how she really feels, but always got a way. She has not got much at the moment, which is odd. Basically, nothing. She's basically the G-Dragonist of the show. Well, you know, like, oh, I love Fennec. And it's like, she's what you love. That's it. I'd like to like Fennec, but there's nothing to like about her. Yeah. We don't have anything for her character. There's just nothing. She has a robot stomach. Yeah. Yeah. And that's where she fits all that chicken that she eats with her gloves on. I genuinely get the impression that like at Disney, they all said, well, you know, he's the main character. He's got to talk a lot, right? You know, how would he, how would he be the main character? I think we have a main character who doesn't say much. That's not going to work. How are you going to learn about it? As if it's like... As if Mando didn't happen. Well, like, you'll watch Wally. I don't know. Places. Well, we just had the Mandalorian two seasons of that and he barely says anything. Yeah. And look at how great that turned out. Boy, they think it turned out great. That's true. They did. How awesome would it be if the, in season one, episode five of the first, you know, of Mandalorian, you had that young wannabe bounty hunter and he was inexperienced and plucky and maybe, maybe he was like the kid from Unforgiven, something like that, you know. And you want to pair Boba Fett with someone who has maybe a lot to learn. Boba respects him for something or he sees some aspect of the angle that I would take with this show is Boba is coming to understand that he is getting old and he needs to start establishing for himself. If he wants to stay in the spotlight, so to speak, and keep in this line of work and if he doesn't want to retire, he needs to establish people who will, that he can trust, that he trains, that he, that are his protege, essentially, that are his students, that he can teach and tell about the world. And that's not only a very useful delivery device for us as an audience, but it allows us to have these flawed and somewhat incompetent characters who have a lot of room to grow and improve over the season. Whereas in this show, everyone's kind of an idiot always, but they're also simultaneously inexplicably competent. Like, where does Fennec have to go from here? Because she seems to be like many characters, just the best. It's pretty competent. Yeah, she's just the best. She doesn't have anything to learn. Apparently, she's at the top of her game. She has a reputation as a deadly assassin sniper, which you would never be able to tell from this. So we have a lot of places that we just can't go. You're right. Because it's TV show time. You've got the time of a TV show, not a film, which means that you ought to be developing more than just Boba Fett. You really should be doing more. And if Fennec is the other main character, which she basically is, I don't know that anybody else is a main character, except for Boba and her. Nothing else seems to be interesting. What is the time being spent on developing? Because we're not really getting much on the world. We've got like a lot of flashbacks. Yeah, a lot of flashbacks. I guess the Tuskens are the most developed thing other than Boba. It is the Well, yeah, now they're all dead. It is the strangely common thing that Mando had a problem with too, where you have more time than you had in the films, but you achieve less. Where like the plot of each episode, if you really think about it, is basically very minimal. Character development is essentially non-existent. We don't really have theme working much at all. And we don't learn a whole lot about the world. It's bizarre. It's honestly bizarre how little there is in these shows. Like you could achieve the same sort of thing by just having, I think, you know, I've seen a Mandalorian parody where he's like, We're out of milk. Guess we'd better get some of this new planet. I guess that'll be our task for today. And then he goes and buys some milk. And then the person doing his work is like, well, I need you to do a job for me before I sell you this milk. We'll give you some milk if you killed a warlord monster bandit that's been using our Wi-Fi. If there isn't any milk at the store, where does he go from there? And is there a milk shortage? What if someone, what if there's one carton left and he puts his hand on it just at the same moment as someone else puts their hand on it? How does he resolve these conflicts? To where does he have a flame of heat? With milk. Wow. That didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he made a friend on Tatooine who runs one of the shops and he goes there one day and it's like, it's good to see you and then the shopkeeper says the problems he has and he does the job for him for free and it's like, wait, why would he do it for free? Oh, you bouncy hunter, for free. You must have a relationship. The Smiths from God of War. What? I'm on a fucking break. Don't hear me screeching at you whenever you're twiddling your shortened curlies. All better. Now what the fuck else you want? Huh? Feels like you've got the easy potential of just having a character like that where once he's back and everything's back to Nolan Tatooine, he goes to this like fucking weapons dealer and the guy's like, Boba, it's been so long and he's just and they have like a friendship and we can just be like, whoa, because like those two are really good terms when Boba's such a fucking ruthless piece of shit and it's like, yeah, this is a, do you guys, I think Fringon would be the only one who knows this reference but how's the cards? Chicken shit move. Frank. I was vetted. Was that a ruse? No. Let's be absolutely clear, you wouldn't have won without me. You're right. But now we have to leave. Frank's got the guy who makes the food. Yeah, Frank's, the guy makes the wings. Morning, Freddy. Morning, Frank. How's tricks? I can't kick. You want to go on it? No, why don't you set me up outside? Yeah, he's like the only person that Frank treats in a particular way and it gives you options to get him upgrades and cool gear and maybe that guy can be used as leverage against him, you know, later in the season and it's going to be like something that actually matters to Boba and he has to really, he has to, you know, make a decision between showing that that guy means a lot to him or not, you know, the easy payoffs. Never mind. Just feels like we've got a dearth of concepts that we, we developed for this show. We got told we're making a Boba Fett show, but we weren't quite sure of the story that we wanted to tell. What we wanted to do, yeah. Because there are stories to tell. It seems like the only idea that was had is what if Boba became a crime boss? And it's like, all right, that's the start. That's the beginning of an idea. So let's start off with the obvious question, why? They haven't really done that idea. They've not done what if Boba was a crime boss? They've done what if Boba... What if Boba hangs around? What if he was around, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if Boba Fett was just kind of around, you know? And this applies to any kinds of writers, right? But if the five of us were all little writers room, and they were like, he's a crime boss, that's all we got as a premise. Go make a season. We'd be like, holy shit, the amount of work we've got to do. All right. Yeah. So where was he, where was he last? Are we going to explain the gaps? Who were his colleagues? The first thing we're going to need to do, the first thing that we need to do is put in loads of flashbacks about how he got his stick. No. And he tested and read us. That's what they want. They want the stick. What you were saying about the kid from Unforgiven Rises, thinking like, it sounds a little flimpy, but you know, if there was another bounty hunter on that barge who was like a young kid and saw what happened to him and so worked to get him out of there, but then that's why Boba feels like some kind of connection to him or something. I think I read a Star Wars book, and it was many, many years ago. It was one of those legends, EU, whatever it's fucking called things. Because he set off a thermal detonator, I think, inside of it, and then like the Sarlacc like puked him out, barfed him all out, and someone came and recognized him and like took care of him. And so even that is better than just what we got. It establishes, oh, there's this person who's legitimately willing to help me. Maybe they want something. I can help them in return, but they're going to have to, while I heal and get better, they're going to have to do some things for me and I'm going to have to tell them how to do those things. Like, all right, listen, we've got to go to Ankahead to get off world and we got to do this and do that and make sure you do this and that and press that button to make sure that the cloaking, da, da, da, da, da, and we've learned all about how much he knows. We establish his competence very quickly. Yeah, I just, I love the idea that he doesn't, he doesn't want to teach someone how to be a good bounty hunter, but they save his life. And so he's like, you know, like trying to... If you were too hell to do it. Yeah, and you know, he's not going to help them at first, but then they keep making easy mistakes to fix. And he's just like, that's not how you fucking... Do this, do that. He could be frustrated. He could be frustrated seeing them make these obvious mistakes. He turns into, it's a transition. How does Boba slowly but surely realize he is older than Django ever was? And he is assuming kind of a role, a fatherly role that he didn't expect that he ever would have to. And this younger trainee is reminding him of how he is becoming aged. And he can't do this forever. He's got to have an effect on a person reaching an age that their parent never got to especially in that line of work. Well, I remember my father doing the same kind of work that killed him. My dad is older than his dad ever got. And he specifically said that once when we were hanging out and whatnot. He's like, you know, I'm older than my dad ever was. And that was like all he just sort of said, but it was clearly on his mind worthy of mentioning to me. And that's, yeah, that's an interesting concept. And maybe you can do something, you know, with more of that parental stuff as well. Maybe the kid that he's helping out, you know, he had a convention, you know, mom and dad, which Boba never had. Yeah, because the kid is completely green, like has no idea what bounty hunting involves. And then maybe there was something that happens where his family gets brought into it. And Boba is, you know, it's just like, well, you know, he was never in a position to save his dad. Maybe he can make sure that this kid is in a position to be able to protect his family. Yeah, should the situation arise. It's a lost concept that could have never worked in Mandalorian. Because as much as people might want to say, it's about someone having like a taking on a fatherly role or a parental role. There's only so much you could do when the thing you're parenting is a dumb infant that can't speak or really communicate with you. And it can't really learn from you or do anything. And it's just sort of just this thing you carry around. A potential story where you can communicate with something that's old enough for it. Well, I think it's the reason why the format, like the God of War format, old man and young kid go on adventure is such a potent formula because it's just a lot of things working at once. Somebody who has a bunch of experience. Somebody who's about to enter into the world and become, you know, the dirt become an agent in the world. I don't know if it was Season 1 or 2 or Better Call Saul, but there's a guy who's setting up a job. I mean, three mercenaries sign up to do it. One of them is Mike. One of them is like this huge guy. How about you give me and Man Mountain 750 each and send Uncle Fester there home? He's not carrying a gun. He's useless. The second one is the guy who plays one of the three main characters in G2-5. The guy plays Trevor. We are women. Here are paint. We are women. Here are shop. Thank you. So that guy, he's there. Steven Aug. That's his name. Yeah. And he has like a bunch of guns and then Mike is just this like fucking 90-year-old with no guns and just sort of hunched over. And I think before the guy shows up to like take them on the mission, he wants all three of them. He's like, what are you carrying? Because I got this, this, this, this and then two like backup guns here. Mike's just like a sandwich. What? I think he says like, no fucking way I'm going on this like mission with Gramps here. Like when we get him paid the same when I'm actually like, I matter and he doesn't. And then I think Mike says like, you know, fucking try to kill me. You got it. What the fuck? Son of a... And he ends up like fucking taking his guns and making him unable to breathe just by being more experienced. Wow. And that's impressive. So many guns. I don't know which one to use. And that's the kind of shit I'd love to see. You know, the young buck being all like, Boba Fett, I know what to do. It's this. And he's just like, no, you're fucking idiot. For example, Boba Fett would never fall for someone being like, I'm going to go check the back. I'll be right back, Mr. Fett. It's like, okay. He'd be like, no, you won't. Yeah. Because I've never been a bounty hunter on paper. I've never done that sort of thing for tax purposes. I've never done this sort of work. And I know that you don't just let someone leave like that. You just don't do that. I shouldn't be more competent at this on the spot than a character who is this thing that writers have all this time to prepare that way. Did he just lock the door? Did he just lock the door? Yeah. He doesn't want you to follow him. He's tapping the fucking button. I love the button tapping. That's a perfect example as well of something that Boba just didn't need to say out loud and saying it out loud detracts from his character, right? Yeah, of course he locked the door. Shut up. He'd be improved if he just went. Because like, we can tell then that he's already figured it out. He was just so pretty. He's annoyed. It's not even like a problem. We're not stupid. We know what happened. Like, I mean, I guess the show is assuming that we're stupid. I mean, because like, it may blow us so stupid. It's like, if we're not that stupid, then we have to be dumb as Boba in that scene to not be frustrated by how dumb he's being. Imagine if in the show, the guy ran into the door, locked it and Boba that instantly almost like rolls his eyes or whatever way you could convey that. And he just goes around to the back of the building where the garage door is. And he's just waiting for the guy to pull out with a speeder. Like, he's already, he's done this before. He's seen this routine in the song and dance. And he knows the building. He knows what's happening. Like, let's say knows the exit. You want to try that again? No, he needs to speed a crew. Or he just says, where are you going? You know, are you going? Okay. Welcome to comment showcase. Did it. Ray. All right. Oh, I love. Boy. Comment showcase. Favorite part of the thing. My favorite part is when it ends. Wow. Wow. Just leave then. Sure. I'm glad they made the rank or super emotionally complex with mental issues. I'm so glad they're not dangerous and less provoked. If you asked me, the blue twi'lek dance that was asking for it. She was green moron. Yeah, she's green. I'm sorry, Jay is correct. Good job, Jay. Thank you. I do my best. Because I couldn't remember what color she was because she's brown now. You don't see the world through that lens, Rex. That's right. I don't. Rank or super emotionally complex because nothing is allowed to be evil anymore. Everything has to be. Yeah, that's. You can be emotionally complex and evil. Just like. They are not prepared for that. Also, it's not evil. Yeah, they're not prepared for that. The grand corps. No, no, rank corps are great. They're awesome. You could write on them and everything and they'll love you. They're like big dogs and they're just wonderful and great. The moment that the trainer and the return of the Jedi, he's like really sad that the rank corps is dead. There's something about that that almost works because it's just this feral ravenous beast and only the beast master has this kind of connection to it. It wasn't evil before. It was a hungry creature. Like it's an animal that feeds on stuff. And it was being kept in a dungeon where it's only food was the prison as it was being sent. It wasn't like it was fucking evil. True. This would be as weird as doing this with any like ravenous creature you find in the wild. It's like it's a depressed. The Sarlacc pit. He's pretty chill. Yeah. Really? OK. The Sarlacc is just an emotionally complex hole in the ground. And it just needs to be loved and cared for. And then it'll be wonderful and it's great. And you could ride the Sarlacc to wherever you need to go. Because yeah. There's just nothing can be Fenwick throwing her knife into the Wookiee's hand. I don't care enough to look up his name. Means he now has more weapons than he can. Maybe he can use it to cut someone's throat while they're sleeping. I don't know. Yeah. He can he can use the knife to open up the panel on the door and then just open it. I like how the mares aid dude is threatened by Fenwick showing that she has a pistol and doesn't bat an eye at the big ass rifles she's carrying or the many weapons boba is carrying. It is kind of funny that she's like I do have a pistol. It's like you have all of the stuff. But yes. You have many, many, many. Yeah. He has knee rockets and scrotum cannons and elbow tasers. On the next episode of Dances with Sand People the Teletubbies arrive to impose attacks on trade routes. Particularly those trading in Tubby Custard. We will never learn their motivation for this but it will lead to a cool climax where booby feet has to fight dick dastard late in episode of Wacky Tatooine Races. That was a game for Gamecube, right? Wacky Tatooine Races. It was a Nickelodeon spin-off show. Of course. I love booby feet. He had like, it was a bit unbalanced. Booby feet had the best weapons. His icon was the blue-footed booby. Cut to a picture of the blue-footed booby here. I remember that back when Disney's acquisition of Star Wars was announced Robotnik made a sketch where a character bemoaned that the whole franchise would be simplified, defanged and overall bastardized. I hate how red it was. In episode four, there were like burned corpses and stuff and arms are severed. Oh yeah, yeah. And here you just have, death is implied. And then we'll get zapped by electric. Yeah. That tickles out. Booby is literally the worst crime lord to ever crime lord. He's let multiple assassination attempts on his life go unpunished, gets constantly disrespected by everyone, even offers them some of them a job and punishes his own vassals who give him tribute, turning them against him. There is no way this man should be alive by the end of the season. Will be. Accurate. Yeah. Imagine they kill him in this episode. It should have been the Wookie that killed him and that's probably how everything should have gone. And we would have been like, well, the story's not very interesting, but it made sense that he died there. Like, because he's a fucking idiot. Well, I mean, we would be in, well, it would be a character assassination of Boba, but well, being consistent with what we know about Boba. Yeah, if it were only this show, I guess. Yeah. I am beyond specialist. How do they manage to mutate Star Wars into this? A franchise with near unlimited potential. A franchise with behemoth space cruisers, lightning fast starfighters, malicious force wielding villains, triumphant heroes, ancient legends, countless species and cultures, infinite stars, and such rich and fascinating history turned into a jackhammer leg goes If it wasn't for a loving family, if those few diamonds are the rough, I would never have to suffer through this current butchering of beloved franchises. So it's safe to say that our audience is not liking Book of Boba Fett. They're very wise. They are, very much so. But hey, episode four continued around, right? No. Yeah, no, I mean, it's, you know, someone will be great. They were just saving it up. Just been edging. Just been edging. No. That's not what I said. Not what he said. Oh, that's not what I said. No. I'm collecting on behalf of the Tuskens of the Dune Sea. All of the Tuskens of the Dune Sea? Does this tribe not have a name? That was another way to criticize his whole we are one party thing. It's like this Tuskens fucking everywhere, bro. And I don't even know if they fucking hate each other. Who knows? It was so sad. Oh yeah, they really fucked that up. When they enslaved him, that really fucked it up. There is no work, mighty Dimeo. You better fight as good as you talk. I like how he didn't like even question that there wasn't any work. He's like, oh, okay. Well, this reminds me of Batwoman. And it's like, you work for me. It's like, where are you getting your money from? It's like, I'm narrative. Don't show I'm shooting the fucking power part. Amazing work. By cutting out all of the stupid stuff of these scenes, it makes so much of them look like they could have been okay. I don't know, dude. There's still plenty of stupid left. This is still really dumb. Look at this. I'm guessing Woogie Man is not done, though it would make no fucking sense to have brought him in just for that. If I was those two big slugs, I would want just like machines to carry me around. And I would want it to be closed off with maybe like an awning of some sort to keep the sun off me. It's kind of unreal the amount of, like, how far they went to go visit him. They would have cooked. In person. Yeah. You know how slugs love the desert? It's so stupid. You think that, you know, how there are snails and there are slugs. Do you think there's like a kind of hut that has a shell? Oh, my God. Really? We're not even, we're not even humoring the idea of not flashbacking. We're just flashbacks. Well, to be fair, Boba Fett did seem a real, like a really shellfish person. Rags, you make jokes. We're about to get flashback immediately. Because I gotta enjoy myself before I suffer. You're laughing? Yeah, I am. It's exciting times. I've had horns worth a lot of money, like as a trophy and stuff as some kind of a cool thing. Maybe bantha horns a lot. Not that great because they're like the same materials bantha nails or something. I agree. Maybe, but like the shape of them and they probably make cool decoration. Why was this? Wait, where's this? This is Joe's Palace, isn't it? Yeah, it is. It looks like Joe's Palace. Look how many people they had there. Three, four, five, six. Then they have guns. This cannot stand. This is weird. This is unacceptable. Why are you coming here? Yeah, I was about to say, so the idea was he lost his tuskens and so now he's like, well, time to take over Joe's Palace. Why don't you just go back and be like, hey, isn't he still in like their good books? Isn't he still an ally of theirs? I would have thought so. Why wouldn't he be? Yeah, I guess if he's trying to take over the place, I guess they would be more style. But why? He's chicken. But he's made no hostile action to them yet. Why is it when you eat with gloves? Why are you eating with gloves? I don't understand this world. I don't understand this map. Oh, it's going to feed the bantha. He's nice. No. Nice guy Boba feed him. Come on. Does the bantha eat me? Do they eat meat? Oh, no. I mean, there's no, I don't even know what they eat here. So that it's supposed to believe, I guess that that is a predator creature. I guess it hunts. What the fuck does it eat? Yeah. It hunts with its lightning quick speed. That's very generous, Jay. They chase down smaller creatures in the wild. A star! A star! It's Christmas. Oh, do you guys know what that is? Jesus has been born. Jesus is born. He's been born again. What's the birth of Jesus? It's the birth of Christ. It's been unheard. Do you not know what that is? Oh, wait. No, no. Hold up. When was there flares in Tatooine? I don't know. Oh, it's the celebration. Oh, right off. He just happened to be in the fucking area. Sure. Nice. That's great. Hey, I'm Boba fed. Do you happen to need a mechanical stomach? And they didn't bring back the body because that's stupid. I swear to God, if he crafts it on the spot, I'm going to lose my shit. Oh, is she going to kick his ass? She's out, right? We don't know that. She could be wounded and still kick his ass. Your whole stomach was glomped. That doesn't mean anything in this topsy-turvy world where people eat chicken with their gloves on. Oh my God, I feel like shit. Thank you. We have already spent like five and a half minutes of just nothing, but that's fine. Do you want to check a pulse or something? Once you have them talk about how they're going to take over the wheel together or whatever, that's it, right? We're done with flashbacks. I hope so. You've literally told us everything. She's dead, bro. She's absolutely dead. It takes so long. I'm going to take this corpse back to my camp. I wouldn't be surprised if he checked her pulse while his gloves were still on. She's dead. I can't feel anything. He must be dead. It would have come through strong. Oh, no. No. What are those things on your head supposed to do? They give her power. That looks like it's distracting to have that pilot's fight in front of your eyeball at night. Nice bike, nerd. No school on the old school. You guys really don't fit in the vibe with Tatooine. No, it doesn't. If he sets her on a table, he's like, fix her. This is like, this is a cult, bro. Oh, she's, she's, I found a mortally wounded woman. I will take her to a bar. I mean, if it's the only place around, I guess. No, no, no, this, this is actually, I'm going to give him some points. This is, he's going to get a stomach mod for it. But like the problem is this is well after she'd be dead. This is ridiculous. Why does he want to save her? I don't know. This is just cyberpunk. This is just cyberpunk 2077. It wants to be for sure. Like these styles are just, these don't fit. Aren't you a little old to be here? Aren't you a little old to be here? What do you mean? Why? What if I just did an eye or something? No walk-ins, appointment only. Have you explained that she needs it to survive? I was going to say surely money will do it there. Yeah. Why, why do you bother? Yeah, why do you care? I'm just trying to corpse. And you're like, oh no, I hate death. As a bouncing onto that upsets me. Would he go this far for a task? And he didn't seem to give a shit. Also a cut to the stomach and you can just have any person. What is that on your hand? That is your hand. Oh, bro. This is better than just having a hand. Luke Skywalker had a hand that was a hand and it was a robot hand. Also, I don't want my little saw right next to my thing that grabs stuff. That seems like a bad idea. Also a mechanical stomach. Look, that tool looks really unwieldy. Wouldn't it just be easier to hold those tools? Yeah, that's what I was saying with the mechanical hand thing, you know? He's wearing nail polish. It's just cyberpunk stuff. But you have to be a doctor, right? You can't just... You have to be like a doctor. You have to understand, like, organs. He does. And look at him go. Oh, okay. Wow, Rags doesn't believe that can be black doctors. Why does the part where her buddy is cut look like metal? I guess because he had to put a rim on the outside of it. He had to give her a rim job. You know what this is? They wiped her out in that episode and then they were like, wait, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we shouldn't. People love this character, so we have to bring her back. No one's ever really gone. Oh my god, it's... I feel like it ate two dozen pipes. It's so stupid. Maybe he'll explain himself. I don't know. Can she eat now? Like, can she still eat and shit? It's fine, yeah. Well, yeah, you don't need like a doctor to turn these biomechanical things into... Rags, I assume that he was medically qualified. Like, he's gotta be. Why would we assume that he wasn't? I saved your life. Why, though? When he opens that by pushing in, doesn't it leave little bits inside of him? You think? What did you do to me? I brought you to a mud parlor on the outskirts of Massaisli. The best I could do under the circumstances. Pretty incredible. Yeah, it's pretty insane that you're alive. Take the black melon. The what? The black melon. That's what they're called? Yeah. Black melon? Oh, it's edgy melons. The only melon that Boba Fett would eat is a black melon. You'd think she would need many days to heal, but it's fine. The tanks are getting used to. Really? You think so? He drank something and... With time... Wait, he said with time you start to crave it. Are they addictive? Is that what that means? Why not? He's a different man. What? He's a different man. Even though money just saved it, but it's fine. I am Boba. Don't... Yeah, she should know that name. Yep. Boba is dead. Oh, let me explain to you and they have a flashback and it's just everything that we see in the course. That's the Simpsons line! Boba is dead. Father McGrath, I thought you were dead. I was. I was rescued by the Sand people. Well, that's not really known. That's the stretch. That's not what happened. I was rescued by the Sand people. Why is the show disagreeing with itself? Cock-Home Syndrome, my friends. They enslaved you and beat you. Speedbikers defeated Tuskens? That's highly unlikely. No, it seems to be extremely likely. Unlikely? Why? It seems like if you just had a gun and a speeder, you could kill all of them. Yep, the Tuskens don't even know how to use a speeder. Yeah, and they clearly just love to get mowed down. They're like just a tear above jaw is. Help me recover my fire spray gunship. If the ship is yours, why don't you just ask for it back? Of course, I might not like the answer. Oh, no. You might as well try, right? Without your armor, you're less persuasive. What? No, you're Boba Fett. Yeah, you have contracts with them. He needs, he wants his ship back and he's not willing to do it non-hostily because he believes they might say no. But I'm so sick of this desert, dude. What a stupid fucking reason to have an episode. This is the episode where he gets his ship back, by the way, if nobody else fucking knows. I don't think I'm gathering that might be what we're doing. Why did you guess her weapon from? I don't know. I guess she has it now. I guess they left it with it. Even though that was one of my complaints before. Absolutely, that was one of my complaints about Mandalorian. You're taking that with you, it's very valuable. Let's take a closer look. No, it's not a knife, but... Now we know that rifle is incredibly valuable. Yeah, it has knives in it. It's incredibly valuable. Is she controlling this or is it just... I don't know, I'm waiting to see a little screen on her rifle. God, guys, do you remember in Suicide Squad where Captain Boomerang had a camera on it and he could see on his phone? Yeah. And then when the Boomerang got destroyed, I think they threw the phone away. Because that movie's really good. Okay, he's gonna fall. Honestly, I would love to see the Gomorrian gods trying to chase that little thing. You're free now. Well, my friend. Oh, the breath. That's deep. Yeah, I agree with Fennec. Now go. Find other benthers. Make baby benthers. What? What? Go. What the fuck? Why is Boba Fett on this dialogue? Boba Fett, everybody. You're free to roam the Dune Sea. Yeah, that sounds fun. I mean, this was more exciting and you fed me, but it's okay. Surely he would sell the banther, right? No, he's Boba Fett. He's so nice. Are they just... Hang on, is this how it works? Are they just around and occasionally you pluck one out of the desert to just ride for a while and then put it back when you're done? Are they like Boris Bikes? What's next for you? I'm gonna find my armor and I'm gonna kill that bloated pig who double-crossed me. Who? Double-crossed you. Who? You went ahead of Gatra. Why not? You're a hunter. I'm tired of working for idiots who are gonna get me killed. No, that was you. That's the opportunity. You're the one who... You went to Luke with the lightsaber. That was you. You bitter old man. You got to take the fact that you were fucked up. Instead of my tangle with... My scrape with death reminded me of my own age and... Fuck it. Oh. Okay. Dude, what a valuable little thing. Jesus Christ. This is insane. Where were all these people when... Okay. Oh boy, we get an action scene, huh? Too many gods. No, there aren't. Then we time their patrol. Most of them seem to have melee weapons. Also, it's you two. I mean, you can't be killed. So you'll be fine. And again, most of them are Goryan guards with little sharp sticks. Why don't you... Like, you're an ally of these people. Why don't you go in, as if you're gonna be friendly, and then double-cross them? Like... Well, that's a better option, but I still... I think option A is the best one where he just goes... Rats! Rats, we are the rats! I want my ship back. You gotta do it to the bottom, too. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. What about the bottom? It's still a steel bar. I know that sound effect. It's from a different Star Wars movie. I'm gonna figure that out at some point. Can we highlight how fucking incredibly useful Fennec is to him? Get back a soup frog. I got to boil you slowly, like the stories. Like, ma'am, could Bobo have found any singular person that's more useful? Then Fennec? No, probably not. Why would you want robots cooking food? Don't you want someone who can taste it to cook your food? Oh. Well, I mean, if the robot is programmed and understands the recipe, but he doesn't need to taste it. Well, that's what Gordon Ramsay always says, is you should taste the food to make sure. Yeah. I am literally just a chef. Do not kill me. All right. Just shoot it. No, it's gonna be a fucking... It's gonna do... It's General Grievous! It is General Grievous. Just shoot it with your gun! No. That's silly. Why? Slit it through. Slit it through. Sir, slit it through. That... No, the salad. Just start making food, pretend you belong here. Oh, another little robot? What the fuck is that one supposed to do? Is that the alarm robot? How did you miss? What are we doing? What are we doing? What is this? What are we doing? Use your... Oh, use your gun. Yeah, at this point... Is that an alarm enough by now? Why are we watching Boba Fett try and catch a little... Oh, the frog's got away. What are we... What is this cartoon shit? Where did you come from? You won't have the balls to kill it, will you? Do you know who I am? Yeah, because they made it cute, so they're not going to kill it. Yeah. I am Boba Fett. Shut up. Okay. We all know you're Boba Fett, mate. Oh, wow. You didn't turn yourself off. Turned itself off, Boba. Press the button again. I guess he assumes someone else will turn it on later? Or maybe there's an internal switch that it can... Because it's still, like, it still exists. Like, it's storing data. Exactly. There's no reason to not destroy that thing, really. It's so bad. This is the worst possible way that Assaulting Jabba's Palace could be. But it was fun. Look at Slave 1. It's the Starship Slave 1. No, I don't think that's what's cool, Rags. Yeah. Rags, they wouldn't want to associate Star Wars with slavery. That's true. They would never want to make that happen. We wouldn't want that. Oh, no. More things without guns. Well, you go to the left of Slave 1. It's not called Slave 1. It's Fire Spray. I like that just in Europe, Ranging, you have a gun. They can't do shit. Why wouldn't you do anything? Your advantage. What are you doing? Why? What? Why are you punching them? How are you punching a Gamorian Guard out, you scrawny little woman? You have guns. Use the guns. You're risking less. Oh, they're here. Oh, here we go. They showed up and started shooting. I can't wait for them both to be killed. Very easily. I at least need to utilize some cover. To be fair, this is where she should dominate. Why are you leaving cover entirely to shoot? I mean, this is where you're supposed to try and write something that impresses us. Get on the ship and leave. You're not even using your sights. You're just pointing. I guess it was unlocked. That's good. Yeah, that's really good. What? Just leave now. How do they get out of the gate? Isn't the gate closed? Oh, I guess they all forgot she was there. Oh, that exploded. When you shoot it? What was in there? That explodes. As far as they have the balls to kill, it gong droid. We need to move our exploding robot into the middle of this battle. I'm just waiting for one of them to be like, Boba, you could have just fucking asked. God, get that guy raised. Is he going to weigh it down? Why were you not faster? All right, so that's taken care of. Okay. Yep. Morians have like... Ow, no, no, that will fuck your spaceship up. That's bad. No, no, that's like stone. Oh my goodness. No, Boba Fett. What are you doing? I guess slave one is made of Fesca. It probably is at this point. Well, yeah, you're driving into a wall. I think that's more so the problem. What are you doing with your arms? Oh, just that cool fire stance. What are you doing with your arms? She had stomach surgery hours ago. No, not my rifle. Yeah, that's right. You better, you want to take that. Yeah. Wow, holy fuck. Mm-hmm. That's insane. That's a very good shot. Hey, she's fennec. What was that shot? She's cool. Yeah, I knew that. What is it that she even shot? A weight that stops the door from... I don't know, fuck off. How was that weight anything close to the weight of that door? It's made of Fesca. The fuck's the rest of the episode about? I don't care. Well, remember the fish guys? They come in a Tatooine. Oh, yeah, I guess we'll get future times. Oh, I'm so bored. They grew up surrounded by water. Shouldn't you double check to make sure that it's space worthy? Like, seriously, it's been a long... It's been a while. And you just ran back to a wall. Yeah. You could have structural integrity issues. Where would you like to be dropped? I'll go for the ride. Don't you have things to do? No, apparently not. All right. I hope they give us more than that before the season ends. She could even say something like, well, I've got some business on Axius Prime 8 or whatever. And she's like, oh, well, I've got something there too. I'll hang with you until we get there. Something. Something. Wait, where is what's happening now? Is he just gonna go ahead and shoot the fuck out of the... Oh, yeah. Yeah, there he is. Yeah. That's okay. That's what we're doing. Oh, wow. It's just funny that he's decided they're evil and worthy of Eurasia compared to anyone else. What? How do you know these are the ones? How do you even know? Whatever. That seems like a waste. I'm out here for one of these... One of these guys, as he was dying, was like, those Tuskins, they kidnapped my brother. They told him that he was... They probably did kidnap his brother. Probably did. And you killed me. That's probably... She's on it. She doesn't even know the context. Yeah. Oh, I guess you should kill those guys. I guess he told it. Sound effects are a little bit... Are you gonna kill the Salak? It's not... Drop a grenade in there. Oh, no. Surely he might actually. Is he really gonna shoot the Salak? He is. He is. You shouldn't have eaten me. This is a scene that's happening. This is an actual scene that's occurring. You're taking revenge on what is essentially just this creature that exists to eat. Really? The Salak pit. That's where I was trapped all those years ago. Years ago? Years ago. Well, I was trapped years ago. Were you with the Tuskins for years? Said his armor isn't on apparently. No, it's looking for his armor. I wouldn't... Why would his armor be in there? It's armor is not... You crawled out with it. You know what your armor is on. Do you not have clear recollection of this event? He literally knows the jaw was took it. This scene is happening. We're watching now. What are we doing? We're watching now. I really needed a Salak peer at me shot. Oh, great. Now I'm blocking out all the lights. So I can't see shit. He can generate one, right? He can like turn on light. What are we doing? I can't see a thing. No, no. Shit. We're blocking off the light, you fool. Why do you think your armor's in here? You know the jaw was took it. Why is it so open? Why is it like a gaping hole? I thought it had a mouth. A mouth. A beak? That was on the extended editions. It does have a beak that comes out. Yeah. I think it was never just a wide gaping. Yeah, the jump scare is going to be the beak. Yeah. If they've decided the beak is canon, they might not have. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Well, the beak is canon. It made a noise. Oh, come the fuck on. Oh, it is not more powerful than a starship. I'm sorry. Yes, your ship is just simply not powerful enough. Okay, the starship. You know, it's stronger than the rocks that Jabba's palace is built out of, but not a little tentacle. How do you know what that button does? I guess he told her in between scenes. This is ridiculous. This is the Sarlak hit button. If we're rating by Sarlak, I want you to press the black button. A lot of the problem is that she can't reach the button. When you're building this button, I need to put it so far away. Why would you have a button that is not accepted? Oh, it's a seismic charge. Dude, dude, that was the most dangerous fucking thing. They played the fucking death stop blowing up music. Good thing it was oriented that way. Good god, Boba Fett is cringe. Oh my god. I can't believe. Look at the way the ship is facing. No way loosing a seismic charge was a good idea. That could have killed them. I know, I said it's a really good thing that thing was oriented horizontally. And just to be clear, the Sarlak pit is stronger than the slave one's thrusters. Yes. That's insane. Which is pretty unreal. I just can't believe that it booped out, rolled off the ship, rolled under the thing into the Sarlak's mouth. Like really? How fucking lucky. And he went inside to look. Why? You know the jaw was having. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Just to be clear as well. Now it's canon that you can't reach the seismic charge button from the pilot seat. Why would you design a ship that way? I don't know why you would have the seismic charge button. But we saw it in the, in the, what are you pouring on him? Well, I think it was he grew up surrounded by water. You should have taken like your robe and stuff off before you got it all done. This show sucks. What the fuck? How, why isn't this bad? How many times have you been hired to do a job that was avoidable? They only took the time to think. How many lives could have been saved? Why do you care about that? Oh my God. A new boba sucks. I'm tired of Al-Qaeda and dying because of the idiocy of others. No, that was, that was you. You little ones walking in mania like rain. Cut your gun in half. Chopper didn't tell you to kill yourself. I'm going to start a house. I need brains and muscle. Well, you're out of luck. Neither. Yeah. You have both. No, she has neither. Oh my God. Living with the Tuskens has made you soft. Oh my God. It makes you stupid and weird. No. Maybe strong. It's made me strong. Yeah. You can only get so far without a tribe. Oh, shut up. That's not true. You're living proof. That's not true. Oh, is that them saying we're done? We've caught up. God. I guess they got the rest of the palace under control. Yeah, and he got the armor in Mandalorian, so we're done now. And she agreed to be with him because he said I'll look after you, which is something that you get from your fucking employer anyway. Especially if your employer wants you to actually succeed. There you go. He's fully healed. We're good. He's right by an open window. Someone could just. Yeah. Like hop in and take all of his stuff. This is not where you want to be. You are completely healed. No, there's clearly a scar in between and his forehead right there. My scar is on the inside. Oh, no, there is nothing. It'll take longer. All right. There's clearly a scar in your forehead, but. He's wearing a different kind of panties today. Oh, that's the kind of luxury you get as a crime lord. Many panties. No sign of panties. Hey, next we go. Hey, what's up? What's on our head? I like how he's got a little visor there. Oh, yeah. That's cute. It's great. Oh, there he is. He's like, man, I am shit at my job. Oh, that would know. You would have just spilled that all over your face. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, there was no liquid there. Why is he so angry? Edit these traditions who are having fun. He's like, I hate fun. I hate fun. Oh, that one had CGI water in it. Is that not a why are you a favorite kind of water? Dude, careful spilling water everywhere while wearing your stupid electric nipples. They're happy. They're having a good time. What are you doing? Are you drunk? There must be beef rags. There must be so much beef between him and this friend ocean. Why are you upset? Not the flakus. Ow, these poor people. Security. Security. Isn't this Boba Fett's place like he owns this or whatever? This doesn't happen. Yeah. Do something. Security with guns. He's assaulting the patrons. Shoot him. Does this casino not have, like, guards? I want to help my friends. You're beating them up. This guy's a hero. He's like, oh, I got to help my friends. What point? Well, that's the reaction. Oh, I need to stop the woman is talking. Why are you saying that? Are they going to anger them because he's a slave or whatever? You were a legend. Exposition. He was a saint and drew crowds by the thousands. Yeah, there you go. Okay. Your knuckle dusters are more feared than blasters. Bullshit. No, they're not. No, they're not. No challenge. Fuck off. No way. He won. God, you just did not even try. Wow, whoa, that's terrible. Boba's is listed to all this. What a fucking night. This is so cringe. Well, this is... I like the eyelids, how there's like two levels of eyelids. Yeah, those are cool eyelids. I'm glad that we appreciate them. I just feel sorry for these guys who are having a great time with their friends. I will wipe your debt off the books. He's assaulting everybody. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you get the reward? That's the reward that you get for assaulting all the friends. But he never would have. I'm gonna make it. So all of these people in the bar are thinking, oh, if I beat a load of people up, I can get my bar tabs removed too. Oh. Oh my God. What the fuck? Yes. Well, so he's going to jail, right? No, you can't do that. Is he not going to jail? Is he allowed to do that? These poor trans-otions, they were having such a good time. And then this guy just... What the fuck? What? And he just leaves? Why didn't you come here, Boba? What? Oh, Max just came back to work. What are we doing? What the fuck was that? Looks like you could use a job. Oh, boys. There we go. Just like everyone else. The way you get to work with Boba Fett is to do something wrong. Deal for people, rip off their arms. Hey, you want a job? Boba Fett, you look good. Oh, the bad of Chucklefax. His reign ended in a ball of fire on the Dune Sea. And then... The ball of fire apparently did not get Bib Fortuna. You were all once captains under him. Always been funny. This should have been an episode. What do you mean, right to the throne? What does that even mean, right to the throne? Yeah. He just shot him and said, I'm taking over. The were thwarted by his guile and treachery. Hey, come on. Mm-mm. I'm here to make a proposal that's mutually beneficial. The pike syndicate the mustering troops in Marseespa. And the draining Tatwine of its wealth. Why do you deserve to be the dimule? Yeah, it's a good question. What prevents us all from killing you? Nothing, really. Yeah, nothing really. Oh, that seems dangerous. Oh, okay. Two on the trapdoor, then. How big is that rancor by now? Dude, he's fucking given a job to the stupid little droid, too. That rancor is not that big. Yeah. That rancor cannot reach up there. They're not on the trapdoor anymore, so what now? Nah, I'm good. Yeah, I wouldn't be sitting here fucking near that. Are you kidding me? I'll stand. Thanks. I guess the point is that Boba Fett's on it, so it's okay if they're on it. Fuck that. Boba Fett owns the creature. I know. I'm trying to make sense of it. This is a world where people eat chicken with gloves on. I'm trying to make sense of this world. Since when can that fucker translate? I thought that was his point. I thought that's what he was for. No, they said in the first episode they don't have a protocol droid to translate, and now that fucker is translating. Did you catch any of that? Something about friendship? We really need a protocol droid. Master Garfoloquox asks what it is that you are proposing. Yes. I love that. I will fight. I will vanquish these interlopers who threaten our planet. All I ask in return is that you remain neutral. You have not made any offers to them. You have. Yeah. Yeah, you have to. He's not on the trap door, by the way. He's not on the trap door. Oh, okay. You haven't offered them anything. Why did they agree to come? Like, that guy makes a really good point. Yeah, I don't know. Why did they agree to sit on the rank? Why is it acceptable? Why is it acceptable? I assume they're lying. I abide. Why? Oh, okay. Why? Why? Yeah, like, actually why? Maybe they're all lying. How do the creatures with bull sack mouths drink? Well, with their voles. This is amazing. They could really just kill them all if they wanted to. Do you trust them? Well, yeah. They all voluntarily sat on the rank. I'm just going to prepare for war. Keep saying that. I have plenty of credits. What I'm sure to earn is muscle. Credits can buy muscle. No, 20 dollars. I wanted a peanut. 20 dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how? Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Oh, that's Mando's music. That's the noise. That's Mando's music. He's going to show up. Oh, they're going to hire Mando. Oh, boy. Oh, shit. Just to be clear, I want to get this out of the way. The first question was, what's stopping us from just killing you? It's like you're sitting on the rancor door. And the next question is, what's stopping us from moving slightly to the left? I was like, oh, I'm okay. I can't do anything about that. I guess he got us. I can't believe how we rushed through his entire relationship with Fannick. But we spent like 5,000 episodes with the stupid Tuskens. The Tuskens. Yeah. Oh, it's so lame. She can speak. Oncept also is so much more interesting. It feels like so. Characters say things that have nothing to do with what's going on and don't address the root issue. It's like what we're seeing versus what the characters talk about is entirely dissonant. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? I do like how Boba just keeps employing people who break the rules and break the law. And have previously tried to kill him. They're always, they're always at the top of the list. Jeez. Going by what we've been shown, I'm pretty sure that the show is trying to say we're not getting any more flashbacks. I really hope we're not. I think so. That was fine. We've spent on the present day story. What is it? Maybe like 50 minutes out of the last four episodes. Like it feels like less than half of the show. And I'm pretty sure it is categorically less than half of the show at this point is present day story. And that's a choice that you can make. I don't know why. Doce of episode three was present day. You know, we got all that stuff about the bike. Yeah. The episode two was the long. I think episode two was like 50 minutes or something. And that was that was like, like 90 percent of the Tuscans been a lot of time with the Tuscans in episode two. And eventually we just don't have anything really to show for it. We have a very short amount of time. There's seven episodes, which is short for a television show. They're not all 50 minutes. Some of them are real. Some of I think the first episode was only like 35 minutes. We don't have a lot of time and we've wasted a lot of time on things that we didn't need. And it seems like the yeah, I guess the whole point of the Tuscans was just so that Boba could say I'm merciful now and we can soften you. But again, it's really odd. You know how like when you talk about a story that comes along and kind of forgets what actually happens when it totally recontextualizes events? This is like within the same show. The Tuscans abducted you and tried to make you a slave. They didn't take you in. They only took you in after you provided them with some utility. Yeah. He was with them for years, which he didn't feel that way at all. No, I thought it was just like a week. It did seem like a week. Half of that was in slavery. Then he had his trip. He spent years with them. Why? Yeah, years. And he's he wore the fucking clothes the whole time apparently because he's got the same clothes on this whole time. Dinky boy. Din Jarin in the next episode. How exciting. That's really cool. We haven't crawled out of that pit where everything's just sort of things just sort of happen and there's no logical progression of any event be it big or small. Chasing droids in a kitchen and just like every fight nothing seems to make sense. I don't. What even was the point of the Sarlacc scene? Like what did that contribute to the story of an establishing with the characters of morons? The size of the Sarlacc pit. Oh, was that all it was for? Yeah. Isn't it really fucking cool that he would be forced to? So it may. Size of the charge down the Sarlacc's throat. How fucking cool is that? Made all the characters really stupid. Because he was looking for the armor that he lost in there even though he crawled out with it and was awake when they got taken away. What does he think happened? Does he think he took his armor off and then left the Sarlacc? Like what? I was going to say, for some reason he's forgotten he had the armor on and he's forgotten the jar was knocked him out. Yeah. What happened in his mind? He's like, okay, I'm stuck in the Sarlacc. Step one, strip off. Step two, escape. We thought he was there just to kill the Sarlacc because he's a bitter man. He sees it all as like, I hated my job as a bounty hunter because I hated working for people who didn't care if I lived or died or got me killed. And it's like, you know, that's kind of rare. They usually tell you what the job is. You can accept and then it's your fucking, it's on you how you conduct the job. Yeah, in fact, generally your employers, especially because you're Boba Fent, they will set you up for success because they want the job finished. I know in Disney World, whatever Star Wars is now, I guess that just, that makes sense. So it's not going to happen. But if people want, it's like the army of the dead thing. If you want someone to complete a job, you want to tell them relevant information and you want to give them the equipment they need to do it. And you're certainly not going to go out of your way to hide your true intentions, to tell them to do a thing that will get them killed for some reason. You hire people because you want them to succeed. Yeah, you don't want them dead. Like the idea that he's like, oh, Darth Vader never would have cared about me. It's like, I mean, he wants you alive. You're useful. So you can, yeah. Maybe Disney writing Darth Vader, he would have had. Disney writing Darth Vader. He would have been like, oh, but I think I love you. In a back to tank. Oh, yes. In Darth Vader's black dome, they would have filled up from the, yeah, it would have filled up and it would have been like Cirque du Soleil in there. Kiss me in the back to tank. That's the episode's name. How can you kiss in a back to tank? You got those little mouth things on. No, you take it off for a moment. Yeah. You stick it in your butt. In it. It really is just, it's awful. Mine fails me to comprehend what I was watching. The Starlack is stronger than the engines on this starship. Yeah. Well, you know, the Starlack, it's pretty strong, right? Clearly, very strong. Clearly don't understand Star Wars lore if you don't know that. Wasn't it, I'm sorry, wasn't it struggling to pull Lando inside of it? But apparently it can pull in a starship against its engine thrust power. That makes sense, doesn't it? Lando is really strong. He's got big muscles. Oh my goodness. I think the argument from Judges from watching it, I think they want to say the buttons in range of Boba, but he can't press it because he's just desperately holding onto the rusters to push them back. But at that point, you're just like, wait, why isn't it, why isn't the seismic charge drop a button you can reach from like your controls? And then because like she's in the, I guess, co, I don't even know it's co-pilot. I can't tell. Yeah, I guess co-pilot. But the way she reaches for it, it looks like it would be out of range for her if she were in the pilot seat anyway. Or else he just tell Boba Fett to do it. Which he's like, what are you doing? Are you crazy? That would never work because of the angle we're at. Yeah, if it deploys from the back, and what if it rolls onto the engine? What if it just didn't, like the way it projects, like it goes boom and then it very luckily slides down, slides, slides, and then drops right into where they need it. Oh, you lucky fuckers. And then it explodes at the right orientation. Oh boy. I remember in Rogue Squadron when you had the seismic charges, whenever you shot them out or drop them, they would always be oriented the same way. So you could align it to where you wanted it to be, you know? But this is just sort of, it's kind of like in Mando when they used it. It just so happens to be at the right orientation and goes off of the exact right time to do the things it needs to do. Whereas you don't even really, when it was used in the asteroid field, it doesn't really matter what the orientation was, it's going to blow up rocks and create asteroid travel going in all directions. Episode bad. That was really, really bad. Yeah, geez. But we got 370 war. Yeah, Mando, he's coming. And then Han Solo is going to come too. Everyone's going to come. No, Mando Solo. Oh my gosh. My buffet episode four. Absolute travesty. Trash fire. And I bet people love this. I bet people love it. Okay, bye. But you bring me. Here we go. Episode five. Get excited. I don't want to be here. Oh, I said get excited. That's an order. No. I am. I refuse to be excited. There was me thinking we get together to watch this amazing show and then you're like, fun isn't allowed. See, I had a long work day. It was pretty busy. And all I'm getting. Me, me, me. All I'm all I'm getting is stupid Boba Fett. Stupid Boba Fett. He's quite smart. I'll have you know. He's smarter than being stupid. Whoa. Because I didn't know you couldn't be that stupid. Hey, Mufli, remember how we watched Arcane last night? That was great. And now I have to watch this, which won't be great. He's saying that Arcane is better than Book of... I can't even finish the sentence. That's absurd. It's a little bit better. Just a little bit. Just a tiny little bit. Yeah, it's a little bit better. You're just biased because you play games. Yeah, you're nitpicking too. I nitpick and play games. Sometimes I do that at the same time. Right, picking is the n-word. That's philosophical, I would say. Just some memes. Memes I want to show you guys. I'm excited for memes. Are any of them about here? So this one, actually, yes. This one got real high up on the Star Wars memes subreddit, which is a normie subreddit. That's why it got high up on there. It says... Not that one again. These dudes look like power rangers. They ruin Boba's character. Quit having fun! Wait, this is about the bikers or...? Well, it's just about being critical of the show that apparently you're the annoying person while everyone's having fun. And it's just like... This meme has never really made sense to me because it's like if you're complaining that they like barge into conversations to interrupt people having fun, then yeah, sure, but that doesn't happen. It's forums. We talk about... The idea would be that you've got someone who's just upset by the idea that someone's enjoying themselves with a show, which I'm sure you get. I'm sure you do get that, just as you get lots of people doing whatever, right? I feel like the comic... It's like an oxymoron because the fact that you're posting, it means that you're not ignoring that person. You're not sitting there just going on screen. Like, you know that they exist and they upset you. How about we try the reverse where everyone's talking about how shit it is and someone goes, actually, he is in character. Actually, the power range is pretty fucking cool. Quit hating. God, you did it. Just like that. I wonder if that's probably allowed, though. That's probably okay. Anyway, someone on the Molotov Reddit made this. I just... I'm abused by it. Like, you'll sad how a lot of potential is wasted with Boba. Yeah, his character's quite different. There's a lot of weird spelling in this. If you compare it to previous iterations, especially as dialogue's very weak. Interesting. I agree in concept. Substantiate that claim. Also, recent additions feel like... Recent additions feel like they clash tonally with Star Wars. Why you guys like this? Let me enjoy stuff. And it shows the meme. It's like... Gary, you can enjoy what you want. We're only discussing... Oh, my God, new Boba movie! Yeah! Gary, are you listening? Are you even interested in movie discussion? No? Okay. New Tower saying, yeah. New Tower. I love New Tower. Yeah. Long time ago. The galaxy far, far away. Bringing this gift from the twins. Perfectly healthy Rancor. Made out of C4. No. No, it's not. Okay, do you want to work for me? Book of Boba Fett and Gary. Oh, good. Boba's a very good job-haver. Yes. I like the explosion science on the Rancor. No, it's not. Safety first. C4 is written on its belly as well. Good stuff. That is this. I've tried to decipher this comic previously with no luck. So Frank's fair H2O and he got the tanks are mostly empty. Father, I'm so hungry. Oh, no. And he says, oh, God, please not again. Oh, there's an Iguata. Okay. So, so I guess the child, their crutch breaks. And that's that's bad. Little tiny Tim had his crutch break. His father has a gun on the desk like he's considered suicide. What the fuck is this? I think. And then the Iguana. I imagine the implication is like the reality of the water-selling guy, but I don't get the final image. You know what I think? He broke his wooden thingy and now he has to use the nose guana to get a new stick. I think that's a stretch, though, because it's like why specifically the Iguana? That makes sense to me, though. That actually that actually is like, oh, like, I actually see a narrative in this series of images now. What am I looking at with I see the guy and then the Iguana, but what's underneath the Iguana? What is all of that? It's his house where he lives. Yeah, that's the little look-a-pot that they keep him in. Okay, all right. Oh my god, this is foul. I don't think nature is foul rags. It's beautiful. The truth is beautiful. It's a little bit of hot cream. This is disgusting. It looks like that purple creature from the... Grimace. Grimace. Grimace. Grimace is melting. Oh, dog, Grimace. The thing is, it has to lick up the cream, otherwise it'll run out. It's like a cycle. What is Grimace's thing? Because I get, like, McDonald is like the clown, and then you have the hamburger, and he's dressed as a burglar. But what is... Grimace is purple. Grimace is purple. Grimace is a character featured in McDonald's land commercials. He is a rotund purple being of indeterminate species with short arms and legs. He is known for his slow-witted demeanor. Imagine that as like one of the first things it says on your wiki page. Yeah, that's just the most important thing. Got to get that out of the way. His most common expression is the word duh before every sentence. Oh, originally Grimace was the evil Grimace with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes. But after that first campaign, the character was revised to be one of the good guys, and his number of arms was reduced by two. Wow, it's like Disney wrote this. Honestly, they can't be villains anymore. They did. They character assassinated Grimace. Maybe Grimace fell in a sarlak pit and he no longer craved the milkshakes of other people. What is it about having four arms that's too villainous that when he's reformed, he has to be reduced to two arms? Yeah, I would rather be. If I was Grimace, I'd be very upset. I'd be like, okay, I get the character change, but don't take my limbs away from me. Well, do you think they like took him into a back room with a sore? Said let's make you a hero, Grimace. Yeah, that was the stipulation of the new contract and he really needed a job. His family was starving. They couldn't afford water. What is it? Don't respond to four armed heroes. They just, no, I couldn't afford water. But what you needed is some hero to go and reduce the price of water on his behalf. So I'll show you this picture and we can discuss. So there is a chest full of hamburgers. Some of them are cheeseburgers. We have the hamburger. I assume this is the chest where he keeps all of his stolen hamburgers, much like a Pokemon and a Pokeball. We have anthropomorphic fries, milkshake, and another burger. This one's dressed. The others are naked. You can sit in your buns. I saw a fucking duck. There is a duck on the left. Whoa. What the fuck is just the, what is the fucking shadow creature in the background? We don't talk about Mr. Grim. Well, this was leading up to the shadows. He was like Uncle Western or something. His name is, yeah, it's just the shadow. All I can think of is like the custard and the custard. I was about to say custard and matchup. Petchup and moustache. Petchup and moustache. The shadow creature is actually just representative of all the gunk and grease inside of a McDonald's kitchen. And that's the creature that forms. It's kind of like Grave Mind. We also have a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot looks like he's not going to fall down in a second. That's a, but maybe that's the water one. That's a good grip. I don't know. I prefer the idea that there's a sitcom in a big house and Uncle Western is just this creature that moves by for a while and they acknowledge him, but they never speak to him. The sitcom should be they have to run a McDonald's and everyone has all their jobs and stuff to do. And they have to deal with the wacky shenanigans of the customers in this upside down topsy-turvy world where hamburgers are sentient. Dude, that's dark actually. Do the hamburgers have to reproduce to make children? Even the chicken nuggets have eyes on them that Nigel Thornberry has there. All of the chickens, the chicken nuggets have eyes. They're like, it's like a family. I think he's like a nugget scientist. He's like, when you've done too much world building and the food is creatures now. Yeah, like he's a Nazi scientist who escaped the Nuremberg trials and now he's performing experiments on chicken biomass. Anyone who would guess that timestamp for the rags Nazi clock. Bingo. You get, you get 10 pooch points. You want to keep those, you want to save those for later. However, it all makes sense in the lore that this gentleman is actually an escaped Nazi scientist because of course he went to find a job with the whitest creature he could find. Ronald McDonald. He's pretty yellow. What if Ronald McDonald is actually red and that's the only part of his skin that doesn't have makeup on it? He blends in with the background. I love looking at the picture, the family picture every once in a while, just my eyes drift. Uncle Weston, like he's just, he's just there, so vacant. No one remembers him arriving or leaving. But he's on really good terms with Grimace. He's like the liaison for Mr. Shadow or whatever his name is. Grimace, what is Mr. Shadow? Okay, is he, is he all right? I don't know. I, yeah, he says so. He says he hates one of you in particular, but he's not specific. He's very passive aggressive. He won't turn up to any of the parties, but he'll go to Grimace's birthday. He says he watches us while we sleep. So anyway. We're here to watch the book of Boba Fett. Oh, another Boba Fett, I mean. I don't even remember saying this. There's an evangelist thinking you're dead, and then you have him literally like making sure the robot understands he's, he is a Roba Fett, but why? Roba Fett. Roba Fett. Man, we have to roll today. Match up and custard. Me and custard. I will play these clips side by side to make sure this is actually a thing that happened because I didn't even know. That sounds really stupid. Sounds like someone who wrote this wasn't thinking straight, you know? Maybe? Yeah. It's an advantage to people thinking you're dead. Who I am. I am Boba Fett. Wow. That was an amazing clip. I didn't know. I guess he did say that. Wow. Wow, he did. Yeah. Crazy. He would be happy with that. That's great. Apparently, you know, I figured this would happen because it's such a great painting, but I'm going to turn that into an NFT, you know? A cool, bold painting, an NFT. I don't know if you guys saw it, but... A group surrounded by NFTs. The one made an adaptation of the image, which I think is very accurate. Oh, that was great. Nice, let's see. Look at him. I stand with a lower class. Very classy. I like that a lot. That's awesome. That's great, yeah. Stickers of cane. And yeah, the only thing I got left before we started up is actually a video. Can you believe it? Oh my gosh. I can. I can believe that. Oh, there it is. Wait. Book of Boba Fett's spoilers. Look at the title, man. He's gone. It's too late. Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? You got wiped out while he was gone? That was actually pretty fucking sad. I like where this is going. Massacred them. Should have seen where Anakin did to them, bro. You really would have been mad then. What about the chief, the battle master? The battle master. Oh no, not him. Oh my god, they killed the chief. I don't think anyone survived. They killed everybody. They let no one live. Rest in peace to the most misunderstood clan. Can we go get let? Look at the opening scene. Is them enslaving and beating him with sticks? It's okay. That's their culture, Jay. Misunderstanding. I don't buy the reactions most of them anyway. What do you reckon they're fake? I'm just not sold on it. I don't think it's fake. I just don't think they care that much. Not really. Some of these people need to slip off a cliff. It hit Lazinger. I would posit that they know what reactions they're supposed to have at what scenes and they're knowing that. Like something sad happening with sad music. They're like, I should probably cry. Anything is possible, right? Because it could also just be working on them. I doubt it. Yeah. Moller, we just covered a video. The show is working on loads of people. They literally defended slavery in the last E-fab video we watched. True. It reminds me of the Blood on Shield thing where it's just like, man, they just tell you what to feel with the shots and the music, right? That's it. It doesn't matter what's happening. That's what they do. Yes. Yes. Yes, Miss. Yes. Oh, fuck yes. I hope they sub it. Oh, fucking happy. Thank God. No more people are going to get tortured because of the slay. Look at that. Shows like this is terrible. I'm like, no. This is good. That's a different one. He's, you know, he's just stretching them. Every day they came in and tortured her a bit more, prodding her with sharp spears, slicing her body or beating her with the blunt shafts and short whips. It was more than a desire to inflict pain, Shmi realized, though she didn't speak their spoken language. This was the Tuscan way of measuring their enemies and from the nods and the tone of their voices, she realized that her resilience had impressed them. He could feel her wheezing as she tried to speak and knew that many of her ribs had been crushed. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You guys are fine. And you too are the most mind numbingly brain dead ding-dongs I've ever encountered in all my life and I'll see you in my office. Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. Hi. We've been through this a couple of times where it's like humanizing the Tuscans. Now that's cool. You can do that because I'm sure, you know, they've got their own stuff going on. I'm sure they're not all evil. Like they're smart enough to like wear clothes and use blasters, right? Like they must be something there, you know? Like there must be something to them, right? They must have their own thoughts and their own feelings and all that, right? Whatever they've got going on under that map. Like they're not literally animals. They are people of like, right? So you can explore what they've got going on. I don't understand why we're acting like even the ones from Book of Boba Fett are cool now. Like if they want to show us like a cool group of Tuscans to be like, hashtag not all Tuscans. Don't start by having them enslave Boba. When they dragged him across the desert through the sand with a sandstorm happening, it's like he kind of died really slowly. They wouldn't have given a shit. They would just gone and captured someone else. Clearly the slaves are disposable with how cruelly they treat them. They've vanquished these interlopers and threatened our planet. Yeah, so they've vanquished some fucking interlopers. Yeah, fuck them. The syndicate approaches the random... Yeah, remember that conversation where he was like, don't betray me? And then they're like, okay. Remember when our friends were assaulted and their arm was ripped off and then you hired the guy and he's right over there? What's up with that, Boba Fett? Are you assuming that they're friends just because they look alike, Greg? Wow. They actually hated those guys. Yeah, I guess. Those jerks having fun. Our culture despises fun. I just realized we didn't do comment showcase. I forgot. Oh, god damn it. Could we do it? Do you pause and do it? I guess it's too late. We'll do a double one next time. Oh, boy. Do after the end of the episode? The episode hasn't even started yet. I haven't collected the comments, I'm afraid. Oh, that's cool. Okay. Ooh, meat. Yum. I love me some meat. Meat is deep. So we just got like a regular old butcher like place in the Star Wars. It looks so normal, doesn't it? Yeah, it looks so normal. I guess on Tatooine, I guess that's how you do it. Somehow we doubt this is on Tatooine, but maybe. Everyone's evil here. Well, because it's, because it's, um, honestly, I think it's just good. Mander, where are the colors? Spear. I feel like it's not, uh-huh. No. Yeah. He just stands there so everyone can see him and then he comes through. Dude, he's so cool, right? Come on. I would like to purchase some meat. They did that damn. I want some beef. Everything he does. If you turned on the fucking light, it would go, wow. When he finishes peeing, it would make that sound. When he ejaculates. This is very exciting. Yeah, this is really cool how he's walking around. We gotta, we gotta fill time, so. Man, the cape doesn't work when you're wearing the jetpack, huh? You just have to like move it down to the side. Yeah, that's the weird one. It must catch on fire often. No, it's made of, uh, flame-resistant retardant. What makes you think he's here? Oh, don't bring it. Oh, those things. What do you want of him? He owes someone important money. Important money? Important money, yeah. Unimportant money. If I see him, I'll let him know. It must be hard to talk with that prosthetic stuff on your face. I see him right now. That doesn't even look like him. How is the spear connected to him? They're not going. Magnets. Magnets. Wait! Best gun magnet. Oh, he's indestructible. That fight scene's gonna be dumb. Would you look like the practical typhoon? Let's discuss our options. I'll try. Oh, god, the news is really struggling to talk. I can bring you in warm. I can bring you in cold. That's so strange. What the hell? Look at this. What a chat. He bit you. Uh-huh. Yeah. How do you manage it? Just shoot his armor quarts. Oh, he has a dark saber. That's so cool. Everybody aimed for his armor again. Oh, god, he got shot. I think he cut himself. I don't think he did it to himself. Yeah. Oh, that's stupid. Stop it. All you got to do is hit his asterisk. We're moving towards him. You know. Wait, now you got to take both halves in. That's gonna be annoying. You're so lucky the plot can't have you fail. People are screaming when they see this. It's embarrassing. At least somebody bit him. This is funny. Oh, I guess he's got the head. Yeah. Yes. I have no trouble with any of you. Whoa, they had a drop of blood there. The balls. Wow. It's green, so it's fine. You all can help yourselves to whatever you think you deserve from your former employer. Okay. I guess this business is done or is it closing now? Wait, do they think that everybody is here to protect the boss? Or I just work here, yo. Help yourselves what you think you deserve. What is that even mean? Oh, shit, tons of money. Maybe he doesn't really have any. I don't know. They just... Maybe he was spending money on expensive stuff, and that's why he owes it all. There's loads of expensive stuff back there. Okay, so it's clearly going to be significant that Mando has a limp. Just straight up called return of the Mandalorian. Fuck off. No. He's been gone for like six months. Wow. Oh, my gosh, we're in space in Star Wars. Oh, shit, you're right. Oh, my god, it's Halo. What the hell are we doing? What the hell? What the hell is this? That we're off fucking Tatooine. Yeah, I was going to say this. Well, it's because Mando's in the episode. Now we get to do other things. Sort of interesting. Genuinely a Halo ring. Looks like it's moving a bit fast to be day nine. I guess there's a... You're the fastest going, holy shit. Yeah, it's gone wiser fast. That's pretty fast. Look, it's about to be daytime for Mando again. What the fuck? Oh, the lights. Yeah, the lights seem really odd. Is the day night cycle for creatures on this planet super quick? Like they go to sleep, wake up, go to sleep, wake up. Well, the blood is gone. Works over by the time you get to work. Do you think they did that because they were like, well, we've got to show it being cool and light and things up. It's like, yeah, but that's not... That's a neat alien. Have a funny voice. Hey, he looks like the villain from Ratchet and Clank. He looks like Chairman Drac. You're right. No one like Mando walks to an elevator and expects not to be looked at. Oh, yeah. He's wearing like a fucking bounty. Man, this looks like a shit party. Yeah, this is a shit party. Well, he's brought a head to it, so that's pretty neat. I really like the visual design of this location, which just feels like a shame. Don't put it on the table. Oh, don't put it on the table. Let's find a blood is gone. No, I can't take off my helmet. If you won't give me the information, someone else will. They really wanted that meal with him, huh? I can't see. I'd put that on ice if I were you. Also, we've done more in this set of minutes than we've done in all of the show so far. I'm actually like not unimpressed. Yeah, I'm actually interested in this to some degree. This is better than anything in the fucking Mando shows as well. Yeah. He's bounty hunting. He's bounty hunter work. Can you fucking believe it? I think he's been injured on the job. You want to put the cream on that? Yeah, with some hot cream. Yeah, that's great. Also, the camera's not cutting a lot. Look at that. No, it isn't. This actually feels like hair and attention has been put into it. I'm really liking the location design. Who directed this? This one is Bryce Dallas Howard actually. It wasn't the previous one. It was this one. She's the one that made the ATST episode, Rags in season one. Oh. Right now, it's better than anything in all three shows. Yeah, this is easily the best thing. So I feel like that was just that moment where we all just sort of simultaneously realized, hey, it's not been actually total dog shit so far. Right? Yeah. We've gone to locations. Yeah, we're just sort of... We're not on Tatooine! Woo! Fucking finally. I feel like we're just developing him by seeing him go through his day. Thank you for the noise. He's so desperate to throw that noise in. That was a tiny door. Let's see if the spear hits the top of the thing. Is the station really that narrow? There's just space down there? Presumably, they've got the same technology as the hang of bays do. Well, if you fall, you can use your jetpack, right? And you'll be fine. To be fair, you could probably just do that to get down. Especially if your leg's fucked, right? This is an interesting concept for a space station. Yeah. Especially considering the architecture. You can't use straight beams in a lot of places. It has to angle so that it fits together. What's the blacksmith? Fuck off. Oh, she's still has blacksmithing tools. She's got a smith in the middle. Dude, they're like religious implements at this point. They're not even like... Yeah, it's okay. Can you fix my leg? He's really fucking hamming that up, isn't he? He really is hamming that shit up. You're alive, I guess. Let me remember if that was one we sold before. Yeah, he's the one with the big gun. I'm sorry for your sacrifice. There are three of us now. Jesus Christ! Three Mandalorians in total. I guess people who really like Mandalorians like the show, even though this show just dumps all over them in terms of intelligence. The Empire, they lasted less than 30 years. Mandalorians have existed 10,000. I'm looking at them now. Surely, surely there can't be three Mandalorians left because we've got like Bo-Katan and shit, right? Mandalore is the Dark Saber. Are they not Mandalore? I don't fucking know. Do you understand its significance? Whoever wields it can lead all of Mandalore. Wow, three people. If this is won by creed in battle, it is said one warrior will defeat 20. That's what I meant. Dude, she's such a law-dumber. Honestly, it's a good-looking weapon. It's called the Dark Saber. It's black. Yeah, that's fine. Jay, that's energy. The Four Winds like Earth? You couldn't have changed the number so that to imply it's an alien? It's okay. Okay. I've met Jedi. Why are you just like Boba? I grew up surrounded by Jedi. The way shit. The way sucks. There's three of you. Where aren't you helping? Do you just have a forge here that you can move a bin and... Yeah. Okay, all right. Wow, you got all your stuff too? You had them already. She was holding them in her hands and she got them out of the shell thing. Man, it just feels like... I found all these Beska things. You can't thrust it hard enough though. Like, there's no way you could apply enough force with that spear to go through the armor. This is Star Wars. It'll take like a little poke. Wait, is he melting the spear? I guess to get into something else? It's supposed to be armor, not weapons because that's the way... Oh, okay. Steel is meant for armor, not weapons. Since you forego a signet, I shall use the access to forge whistling birds. Not weapons. The hilt is of a quality of Beskar I have never seen before. It was forged by the Mandalore Tar-Visla. Not weapons. Have you ever heard of... I don't know. I'd have a couple Beskar bullets, I suppose, just in case. Don't seem to exist in this universe. That's a big thing she said. It compares to this Beskar. So surely he'd want to keep it then because, you know, what if someone else has Beskar armor that he wants to kill? No, because that's the way. It's the way, Joe. The way is working out really great. Well, you know what? If someone has Beskar armor that he wants to kill, he should probably stay in for their armor parts. Yeah, it's true. Had our sect not been cloistered on the moon of Concordia, we would have not survived the Great Purge. Yeah, because Mandalorians are great. They can't take on Stormtroopers. Oh man, what are we doing now? Does Mandalor not have an air force? Or a navy? I don't know if they have Beskar armor. Oh my god, that's a lot. That's a lot of empire, huh? The Knight of a Thousand Tears. Man, if I was in that situation, I would cry. Oh my god, it's the robot, yay. Feminator. Again, it's still way more interesting than anything we've had. Oh yeah. Sure, yeah. The imagery of those Scoutroids is... I do really like them. I really like the way they look. Yeah. Honestly, this episode is bizarre. Well, this is us setting up Season 3 of Mando. This is in our Boba Fett show? In our useless motherfucking who cares Boba Fett? These are like the same show, right? Like, you just... I don't think so. This is just Season 3 of Mando because you lack a lot of context with this if you haven't seen Mando. It feels like Season 3 Episode 1 of Mando. It doesn't feel like Boba Fett because Boba Fett is much cheaper in layman. No, but imagine watching this show. Like, imagine watching the Boba Fett part where he's just like, he gets his armor back and it's like, oh, I just guess he has his armor back now. You have to watch Mando to understand that. What shall I forge for the Foundling Grogu? Oh, you're making stuff for Grogu? Wait, so you're gonna get some baby Yoda armor? Is that what we're doing? Yeah. Chainmail? Chainmail? Floth. It's Vescar, yeah, a Vescar napkin. I'm sorry, how did the spear fit into that? You know, melt it down. There's other parts. I guess the other parts. Yeah. Oh, she's trying to train him now? Wait, so her foraging tool's a Vescar? She's spun around, that's cool. I guess so. Yeah. Surely this is dangerous. Yeah, she doesn't want to train with what? They only had him fall so they could jet back and back up. That was so funny. He's like, uh, uh. He just completely went limp, how long? Good. Don't drag it. We're standing on this. He said it's getting heavier with every blow. Why is it heavy? How is it getting heavier? Oh, no, it's getting very light, right? It's just bullshit, I think. She's so cool. I don't understand how it's heavy. How do they practice with like these deadly? If he gets one head on her, then... How is she stronger than him? I don't understand. Also, she's just doing fine. She's literally having a forge tool, a lighter apparently. The assistance without insight will lead to the same outcome. Your body is strong. Apparently he's using it wrong and that's making it all heavy, I guess. What? Yeah, that's what I said. I don't understand this. How is he fighting against the blade apparently? He's doing it like it's 20 pounds. And the dark saber belongs in someone else's hand. Oh, my God. Maybe. And now it belongs to me. Fight, fight, fight. And how I will win it from you. There's three of you. Could you do this later? You agree. He's like, I'm tired from the fight. No. I do. You know what? Fuck it, just take it. I don't even care. Oh, okay. What if he said no? Does he just get it by default? Yeah. What happens? What if he just said fucking take it? I don't give a shit. What if he said... I agree that the big guy just goes, Oh, I wasn't serious. He was just kidding. I don't give a shit. What if he just drops it off the edge of the platform? Go get it. No jet packs. I'll be cheating. So they just know to whatever someone doles you, you have to put your jet packs off. Knock them off the edge is way quicker to kill now. Carrier. Guys, there are three of you. Can you do this later? When one of you dies, there's only two left. The way is so fucking dumb. Isn't he tired from the... You have a knife? What? That shield is so... It doesn't even cover your hand. Man, you'd think you'd have seen those shields more... Oh, girls, great stuff. Wow, you are actually stupid. You aimed like right for the shield too. Of course. Hey, where's the shield gone? Turn it off. I think you turned it off. I don't know. The Darksaber. So this guy is way bigger and stronger than you. If you couldn't overpower that woman, this dude is going to fuck you up. The way he swings it around too. It's like it's 20 pounds. Yeah. They just throw these into your way. What happened here? Oh. Oh. Oh, all you had to do was... Wow, you threw him onto another thing. Is he not one then? Oh, God, it's heavy for him too. I guess that's a thing now. I don't understand why. Dude, but fuck it. Don't use the Darksaber. It's clearly crap. Just beat him up. Yeah. I can't believe how heavy stuff you're good with. Was it always this heavy? Or did they make that up? They made that up. Oh, look at this. Oh, this is heavy. It was working fine for him. Yeah. The Darksaber is crap. You were doing great too. He literally lost because he picked up the special weapon that was shit. Have you ever removed your helmet? No. Has it ever been removed by others? Never. This is the way. So you can just take his helmet off and he can't be a Mandalorian anymore? Why is it so fucking important? He's like, no. Yes, of course. I have to like... Yeah, they have removed their helmets. We know that's true. What a loser. I have. Fuck off. And I don't want to be one. There was fucking three of us. Now there's two. Nice. Yeah, good job. This is why there's none of you left. Stupid rules. One may only be redeemed in the living waters beneath the mines of Mandalore. What? He has to store the living ones all Mandalorians. What more do you need? To be redeemed, you gotta go on a fucking vision quest or something shit then. Yeah, right. We have to put a gecko in your nose, Din Djarin. God damn it. You don't like the things you see. You know, I think things were great when I was just bounty hunting. You guys suck. Taking this with me. Yeah, because I still won. Just saying. Yeah, still fucking mine. Not a Mandalorian. The two of you can sit here and rot for all I care. Yes, I will. Mandalorians are shit. You're so shit. It's like the worst faction. I bet she feels so fucking proud of herself. Aren't I good? Aren't I the greatest lore master? It's like, great. Now there's only two of us again. And one of us is me. And the one who left is the one who has the sword that gives him the right to control our entire civilization. Mandalorian weapons are part of my religion. You can't board a commercial flight with your weapons. If you wish to discuss this with my supervisor, I will gladly book you on tomorrow's flight. Fine. Wow, you just gave him up that easily. That easily. Wow, wait, wait. You didn't, no, get a new plane. Get a new thing. Just go get a new. Whoa, that's the way that those are disarmed. Why are you not just getting on a different flight? Oh, so funny. I can't believe he's giving up all of this. This is amusing. It's a Liberator pistol. It's a World War II Liberator pistol. He's put his fucking grapple in there. That's not a weapon necessarily. The Darksaber is just in the little leaf case. And this thing. I'm, but I'm also non-thrusting now. It's amazing the fucking compassion or rather the conviction. He's like, I can't do that. That's my religion. And it's like, do it. And he's like, okay. They said that they could book him in for another flight like tomorrow. If you talk to the supervisor, yeah, which if this is religious, you may be able to get some kind of deal. And he just, and he just got paid for a job. Just hire Han Solo or whatever to drive you someplace. Get a taxi, you loser. Yeah. Well, look, you're all right. No way he's comfortable with losing all of that. That's adorable. Man, Lauren's weird. Don't talk to him. Fucking weird, yeah. Just like, it's just like a joker. Oh my God. It's like a joker. Give him a card that's that I'm retarded. Please. If you opened up, you can look at it properly. It's back. His jetpack has a seat. Oh, it looks like it. You always feel like person of public transport with that backpack on the seat. Why were you here? Why here? Wait. So what he randomly happens to be on this planet right after Boba Fett says, I know someone we could hire. What are they on? It's very small. I don't know the timeline yet. Oh, maybe Boba's already sent him a message. Like, hey, no, this is the ship that the Pikes came in on. So he came on the same ship. Surely this is a regular transport, though. Oh, maybe. I'm pretty sure I recognize the same shot. Oh, wow. So that was just that was just the exact same one, huh? You think that they could afford better robots for their staff? He actually didn't need to, like, them getting rid of his weapons wasn't a plot point. It just happened because. Yeah, just seen. No, go away. What are you? Why did you shoot? What are you shooting? You're shooting your own stuff. Maybe that's why the droids are afraid. Do you have to aim? Do you not have sights on that thing? That poor droid looks terrifying. Also, I don't understand. I feel so sorry for that little pit droid. Well, why is there a creature eating droids? How does that even work? How do you aim that thing? Do you just point and hope? Blood the bus. Yeah. It's a laser blast. Like, this feels like a scene from fucking Big Hero 6. Is Mando gonna save her? Oh, instantly. Right as I say it. Okay. Yeah, that's us. Yeah, that's that's a great clip for the episode. It's just us doing that. I'm not gonna. You said you found me a replacement for the Razor Crest. Yeah, that's right. That's all I said. Just bring the cash. Why did that need clarification? Except for that was strange. How did I count it? No, trust me. What message? Oh, yeah, that message I sent you. How did that? Are you going to count that? Can you just tell by weight? Oh, so you're telling her how to count it? Look at you. Right this way. Look at you. Look at you. You're counting something that's been... Maybe they agreed on it before. I think she trusts him. No, it's already too small. I could tell it's already too small. I have to fit like cryo freezing chambers and... Yeah. I'll raise him. Yeah. It can't be that hard to acquire a spaceship in Star Wars. Oh, wait. That's not a joke. This is a joke. Where's the Razor Crest? I never said I had a Razor Crest. I said I had a replacement for a Razor Crest. This is an N1 Starfighter. Handmade for the Royal Guard. And commissioned by the Queen of Naboo. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I thought so. Do you want your credits back? I don't care what it is. I can't carry my stuff in it. I feel like it's so indicative of what's gone wrong, but like now you have to pillage the prequels as well to get people excited. But like this is clearly not suitable for my needs. Yeah. Yeah, like it may well be a cool ship with it. It's not a ship that I need. Yeah, this is obviously doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't suit his requirements at all. It's like if I asked, hey, I need a van because I need to make deliveries. It's like, here's a motorbike. It's like, I said I needed a van. Hey, look, this is my cool motorbike. It's like, yes, cool. I said I need a van. This is a single seat Starfighter. I can't use this for long trips across the galaxy. Yeah, I can't fucking moving bounties. Yeah. Imagine having to sleep in this vehicle. Exactly. You're in, if you have to piss or something, you don't have a vacuum. God, I didn't even think of pissing. I will say that's a bit out of character. Well, this creek is even that fast. What did you do that for? Why'd you do that? It's like a Tuscan Raider. Oh, a bit fell off it. This woman is clearly not trustworthy and you need to leave. She's crazy. This woman is Destiny's enemy. I feel like there's clearly a lot more work that needs to do it on this ship. Lots, lots. It's not got most of its bits on. Oh, she wants him to help. No. I'm not going to help. Did he agree now? Of course he is. Just focus right here. Yes. Yes. Thank you. You have a light. Where did your light go? You put it on your helmet in season one episode two. No. The Jawas had a Turbonic Venturia simulator from a Galactic Republic-era Starfighter. Well, they didn't have it. They got it. From where? Where do you fucking think? The Jawas. I gave him a list. The parts. No, of fucking dandelions. Do they remember Mando? He got him an egg. They know he murdered many of their kind. Oh, wow. He disintegrated most of the Jawas. Oh, wow. They were there. Wow. They were just waiting off-screen. They were listening. Like... If I give them a list of parts, could they get them for me? That would be awful. Why don't you just go and buy a ship with all of your money, bounty hunters? He just writes Razor Crest on the list. That's all it is. Just bring him one. The parts you want, the specs you need. And I'm going to make it work, all right? I dated a Jawah. Okay. You dated a Jawah? You dated a Jawah? Why would you do that? What do they look like under their hoods? No one know I'm scared. Just go find the parts. Oh, she knows what they look like under their hoods. Yeah. Now this is Star Wars. It'd be a girl Jawah. Why do we care? Why are you buffing the outside? Do you not have more pressing concerns mechanically? There's animals in there. Man, it's great that you paid her to work on the ship. Yeah, I know, right? I'm just, you guys, I feel like a starship is an extremely complicated and very, very difficult thing to build. Like you need professional companies assembling these in factories. I don't remember him agreeing that he would have this ship, by the way. She said, like, I'll fix it and then he could decide. That, but... Yeah, that's what she said. Even though he's fixing it. And it's still at one seat of Starfighter's design. Yeah, no, there's cutting up the exhaust manifold venting button. Oh, okay. Don't shoot that. It'll explode. That plug position is funny. Whether it's the front or the back of the droid. I guess they've got an amp up the queue. Now that they've got a... Is that the robot from the Jedi fallen order game? I know that I'm supposed to find all this shit cute and I do and it's annoying me. I'm sorry, Jay. They got you. You know how lucky you are that I got my hands on this, baby? These are a lot harder to come by than some plain old razor crest. Yeah, but it's so small. I don't care if it's harder to come by. A diamond is harder to come by than a Chevy Silverado, but one of them is more suited for certain things that you understand what I'm trying to say. So they remodeling it silver instead of the original yellow? Yeah. But a mountain. More animals. How many animals are in there? Jesus. Are they going to die when you take off? Yes. Are they going to die in space? Are they going to suffocate horribly? Oh, look, it's the stick from New Hope. They used it to try and stop the crashing factor of that stick. Is it? Oh, really? Okay. Looks like the exact same one. We'll have to check it and post. Is it just for the reference of that white? It's here. Thanks. Thanks. What? What? Are you kidding me? What did you do that for? You're going to spoil it. A quarter dollar. He'll be dancing for hours. Are you trying to make me look bad? You already look bad. Are you trying to make me look bad? I got to get an exhaust manifold ventilator button hatch. Give the money and then check if it fits. Can we be done with that now? You're an octal. You're an alien pteran octal. Yeah, there it is. That's not done yet, right? But this is not suited for your needs. You need it. Yeah. Like, yeah, it's a cool ship, but it's unseen. Okay, you could dock this into your actual ship. Yeah, floating. What happened to the droid port? I hogged it out. I figured with your disposition, you'd want to forgo the astromech. Because remember, allegedly, he doesn't like droids, but he got over that fucking up. But his attitude with droids has been extremely inconsistent in a bizarre way because the writing in the show is crap. Is that on the back? Is that the little separate bubble for your kids from the home car? That's for the Hikikari Grogu around. That's a good reference, Jay. Thank you. We've had a Simpsons reference in almost every episode. I just wanted to say at the end, it's like, yeah, that's cool. It's still small. Give me another one. Yeah, where do I keep my stuff? How do I sleep? You owe me money because I helped you with this. I think she's ready. Ready? She'll ever be. Really? Oh, that's like parts missing, right? Start her up. I guess that is... Really? Yes. Just how it looks. That's the aesthetic. That's the aesthetic. Not finished. She's like, you know what, this car has like... Broken is not aesthetic. Is half of this episode putting this shitty spaceship together? Well, it already has been. Not the sound of this episode one. I don't know where the trigger is. Shouldn't we run a diagnostic first? Yes. Yes. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. The engine is wobbling. It's just... I shit, man. It's gonna fucking die. Like... The engine is... Look how much the engine's wobbling. I can't believe this. This is even the story. Like... Oh, she's got a replacement shift for the razor crest that I shall pay for. No, it's not at all that, and I have to build it. Oh, God. Are you allowed to fly this load of the town? Matt, no, I would be surprised that you are. I imagine that and that kicks up an insane amount of dust. You're used to a gunship, but she's a starfighter. So fly her like one. It's okay. How come there was that mean? It's good advice. Fly her like the ship that she is. It's got to be really annoying if people do that over town. And it kicks up huge clouds of dust. Man, you are... Jeez, you are... What a risky thing to do with a ship you barely had tested or used. But okay, fucking why don't you bullseye some Wampras? They're actually doing phantom menace nostalgia though. I know. Controls are real savvy. How's the maneuverability? Yeah, his helmet's like bumping the top of the thing. Yeah, it's really... It's just like beggars canyon back home. Come up to beggars canyon. Ah! Narrow. Oh, look, it's the pod race place. This is the actual fucking pod race track. Wow. Matt. Remember, episode one. Now remember, Anakin is the only human who could pod race, but apparently Din Djarne is such a good skilled pilot. He could do this in a starfighter at higher speeds. Wow! I just want him to get shot by Tusken Raiders now while he's flying there. Wait, are we going to space? Be careful, bro. Are you allowed to do that? Just take a starfighter right next to a commercial airliner? Think that they'd have an issue with that? Especially with the weapons. I would never have fucking taken this thing to space. Not yet, anyway. Oh, wait, no. I forgot to install the inertial dampeners. No. This can't be allowed. Yeah, like... This is very dangerous. Wow, they do make that sound for everything. Yeah. Are you not going to pass out? I thought something might go wrong at some point. Thank God. Some fucking police. They're going to meet Dave Pallani. Saw him. Got him. Yeah. Was I doing something wrong, officer? Yes! Yeah, literally the right side. Oh, but then they said it. Thank God. Some fucking law enforcement in this galaxy. Wait, this is Tatooine. What are the Republic doing here? Your engine model doesn't match your power drive. We're going to need to see your title tabs. I'll head right back to Moss Eisley and get it sorted out. Relinquish your flight controls for remote control access. Surely the Republic has better things to do than be here on Tatooine. I was going to say, I'm surprised, actually, that they put in this much effort. Thank you, officer. Your voice is, my familiar. That ship showed up on a transponder log back in Navarro in an incident involving Imperial remnants. You might answer my question. Is it a coincidence? Is he actually going to get in trouble for that stuff that he did? Is it just a coincidence, though, that it's the same fucking X-wing pilot? Wow. What the fuck? What were you in trouble for? Well, how did it jump? Remember, he was asking questions about that place that blew up, right? The one that they blew up. Those are like, are we reporting this? You want to go back to base? Fill out reports all day? No, sir. Why are you even here on Tatooine? Isn't this, aren't you, like, stretch thin? Dude, that seemed weird. Genuinely. Is it genuinely just a coincidence that he met the same two guys that he met last night? All the rest of them. Did you just say it was a wizard? Wizard. Yeah. You did. Wizard. Oh, man. We just, like... Oh, Fennec. Why did you crawl up there? Why did you crawl up there? I haven't done the job yet, but okay. Well, what was even the story point of him hurting his leg? Like, what's that accomplished for the episode? That the Dark Saber must be respected, Jay, or it will cut you. Tell them it's on the house. But first, I gotta pay a visit to a little friend. Grogu? Well, actually, no boba in this episode. I just liked the great episode of Book of Bober Fat. That wasn't Book of Bober Fat. He was like, guys, you put the wrong episode in. Yeah, you mixed something up. It just wasn't Bober Fat. I'm starting to think they recorded this first, and then he was like, I can't make it for the rest. He's like, fuck, we need another replacement show. Jesus. What the hell? Because that episode was way better produced than anything in the Book of Bober Fat show. Yeah, it was very expensive. He went to different places. There were scenes. There were starships. And like the first, there was like five minutes of somewhat interesting content. Five minutes of what we actually wanted to see. Yeah. Doing bounty hunter stuff, like a bounty hunter would do in a bounty hunter show. Then it just turned into Remember This, the episode. Yeah. It was so weird. It was just like, hey, let's have a ship building montage, I guess. It really ran out during the runtime. That rat is way bigger on here. Wow. Shit. Like it really was just doing random stuff with Mando until the episode ended. Like, yeah, because the episode could have ended when he arrived at Tatooine. Fedek was like, oh, hey, she called him. You know, it could have been that. But I guess we do need to get him a new ship and that's his new ship. Why spend so much time fixing it? Why not literally just be, yeah, we've got your new ship. Here it is. Yeah, it'll be done for you because he doesn't even need to use it yet. So they could have just established that she had it and needed to fix it and that it would take some time. And so later when you need it, she can be done with it. Why bother having it need to be fixed? Yeah, it didn't need to. Oh, no. I mean, I guess it's still not a ship that is appropriate for him. No, yeah, we never addressed that. We just didn't. It's just, it's a Naboo Starfighter. Remember Naboo Starfighters? Aren't they cool? Aren't they amazing? Now Boba, or sorry, now Mando has one and isn't that so cool and awesome? What if he needs to get like people again, like in the first episode or whatever it was? The way you do it is chop them up into little pieces, put them in a bag and then have the bag hang outside the window. Have the bag on your lap. Yeah. What if I need to sleep when I travel in between planets? No. What if I need to use the loo? Don't have one of those. What if I have to store anything? It's a glove box. Your bounty bag can function as your piss bag, as well, Rags. The bounty people won't like that, but that's okay. Yes, your bounty. He pissed himself when he died on his face. But this is his head. Yes, I know. I guess the best episode of the lot. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with you, it might even score pretty high compared to all the episodes from season one and two as well. Yeah, I would say so. It was like, it's not good, but like... It's still definitely got a lot of the problems that all of these Star Wars shows have. Just like, I don't understand why a lot of the seeds progress the way that they do. We have to go back to Boba next week. Well, yeah, now that's kind of lame, actually, by comparison, which that sucks, doesn't it? I left the trailer, not the trailer. I left the episode playing, and it just looped back to the start. And then I just saw the footage of Boba on the previously trailer, and I was like, oh, yeah. This is why this episode doesn't have Boba Fett in it. Here comes something controversial. I think I like watching Din Djarin more than I like watching Boba Fett. Oh, I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. That shouldn't be real. They both suck, but damn, that's what you did to Boba Fett, I guess. At least Din Djarin does stuff. Yeah, he feels like... His fights are stupid, but at least he has fights or whatever. And at least he goes places, and the places can be interesting. So that's something. Definitely a lot more proactive than Boba Fett. Yeah, I've been so happy to see the emptiness of space before. I just... Yeah, I want to get off that fucking planet, yeah. Well, that little halo thing, that was more interesting than anything we've seen in ages. Yeah, then we go right back. We showed up there, and I was like, oh, cool. This is an interesting place. And it was a new thing. It wasn't just like, hey, remember, old thing? It was a new thing. That was shocking. They did get back to old thing, but they did at least have new thing. They made sure to get out of new thing quick, so they could get back to old thing, but at least new thing existed in some capacity. The hell how funny it is, if you guys scroll back, it's like, oh yeah, that intro action scene, he's gotten his bounties heading to that city, and it just goes, book of Boba Fett intro. You're like, what? They put the wrong intro on this man's laureate episode. Guys, wrong disc, wrong disc. It would be so fucking funny if that were actually what happened. Like they had now just said they're like, so accidentally we mixed up the episodes. Sorry. I guess we are still doing the thing that I find annoying though, where it's like, I thought Mandalorian was going to be completely disconnected from the main stuff that was happening, but now he's gone. He was like an episode. Well, off an episode. I guess what I mean is why couldn't it be, why does it have to be a ship that was from the prequels? Why can't it just be like another ship? This is a galaxy. There's probably a lot of cool ships that could have been. Absolutely. And it's frustrating because it's so easy to make something so interesting. We can follow like a person, you know, like a Han Solo, and then Mando, we follow him, and then Mando's sent after Han Solo. And we're like, fuck, I like these two, but I get why Mando's doing what he's doing. You know that sort of thing, standard. Well, I guess this is now setting up whatever Mando is doing in his third season, trying to learn how to use the Dark Saber properly, because it gets heavier for some reason. I'm still almost certain, man, it's going to do a fair season, but then he couldn't make it. And so they only got... Because this super feels like season three, episode one, you get a new ship, you re-establish exactly what he's up to, and he's got his... We, you know, we catch up with him in the middle of what he's been doing this whole time, which is just bounty, his standard normal bounties. Okay, so now like, if you watch Mandalorian season three, when that comes out, right, you won't really be able to follow, there'll be loads of new developments that have happened. You won't be able to follow without watching Book of Boba Fett. And you can't follow Book of Boba Fett. Book of Boba Fett, what? But Boba Fett, what? You can't watch Book of Boba Fett without watching Mandalorian season two, because that explains how he got his armor back and stuff. It's like, that's important context. If you don't, if you haven't seen that, it just sort of cuts him having his armor, and you're like, oh, okay, I guess. The correct name for Book of Boba Fett is Mandalorian season 2.1- guess-starring Boba Fett. No, like Book of Boba Fett is like standalone DLC for a video game, you know? Yes, yes, that's perfect. And you put like the main game, it's like, yeah, that's basically what it is. And they released these crappy DLCs and were like, boo, and then they put out the Mandalorian bonus episode, DLC or whatever, and people like, this was the content they were actually working on. The other stuff was bullshit from a B team. It did, it looked way better than the other episodes. It's not a part of the others, it's just not. It's not, we wasn't made by this, it's... Yeah, this is clearly a different level. They have a lot of money. A whole different level of quality. Well, didn't we spend more money on Mando than Boba? It is actually, yeah, I don't know what to make of that though. It could have just happened in terms of, because I get it, I'm pretty sure like, it wasn't the plan to have Boba Fett before Mando season three. I'm assuming they were forced into that position. So like, this is a bit of a rush job. Because yeah, Boba deserves way fucking better. For some reason, he doesn't get the production values that Mandalorian gets. It's like, if you're gonna choose one, you know. You'd think. But I guess because Mandalorian's been made this way for the two seasons, that it was supposed to get the same shit for the third season. Because I bet you, if the episodes were like this for Boba Fett, people would be saying this is a good show. Probably. If people are... We would still be saying it's a bad show. It's very easily fooled. Yeah, yeah. But it would at least be more interesting visually to watch. You would go to different places and it wouldn't all take place in two rooms. We can claim definitively the best episode of Book of Boba Fett doesn't have Boba Fett in it. Yep. The fuck are we doing? Interesting. But true. Insanity. Because we only set up all these things Mando is gonna do. And then Fannac is like, Hey, you gonna work? Yeah, well it's under house because you helped me before. I feel like I would be more happy to accept an episode of Book of Boba Fett without Boba Fett in it. If Boba Fett was like the only Star Wars show they were doing. But since we've got like a million shows, it seems weird to have an entire episode of the Boba Fett show without Boba in it. Like this character that we just have an entire episode focusing on, he has his own show. It's called The Mandalorian. He's already had two seasons. And this wasn't like a cool cameo guest starring thing. It's like he had a chunker of an episode. He was an episode dedicated to him exclusively. And the story that he's embarking on, it had nothing to do with the Book of Boba Fett. The only thing that had anything to do with the Book of Boba Fett was the ending. Like when he's attacked odd, it's just like, oh, by the way, Fett. A little bit, yeah. Adventure Time has occasional episodes that barely have Finn and Jake in them at all. But like those episodes. Because yeah, that universe only has Adventure Time. That would be really dumb if it wasn't called Adventure Time, but it was called The Finn and Jake Show. And then there was like a Princess Bubblegum show and a Marceline show. And then Marceline, for some reason, took over an episode of The Finn and Jake Show. That would feel just dumb. It's like it's not the biggest complaint I'm sure they have, right? They're all just causing us to feel weird. The matter is right now. It's so interesting how, let's say you're in Mando's position and you need a ship and you're on Halo and you are apparently going to Tatooine to Moss Isley because a mechanic that you met twice has, I guess, she said she found a ship for you, but you didn't inquire as to what the ship was or its condition before you decided to trek across the galaxy and commit heresy to your religion so that you could go and see what ship it was that she wanted you to have. And he never investigated any other place on Halo, which seems to be, I mean, an interesting place to be. There's all kinds of stuff going on there, I assume. Yeah, go to the ship store. Yeah, you didn't go to a ship store. You didn't browse the wanted ads. You didn't browse... Is there an Amazon in this world? Is there a Space Craigslist or anything like that? I assume that ships must be in high supply for this intergalactic civilization, you know? Maybe. Well, they're in such high supply that they've all been bought and there's none left. Yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness gracious. But he never bought some hand-me-down something. On top of that point, right? The fact that he was like, I'm leaving. Like when he sees the ship, it's just like, was he actually just going to walk back to that place, deliver all the weapons again and go back to Halo Land? Or was he just like, well, this trip was lame. Yeah, maybe he's going to go to a ship store. Hopefully, yeah. Whenever, like here on Earth, when you're only on one planet, when you browse through the want ads or someone says, I might have a car for you, you don't blindly say, okay, I'll be over there Tuesday to take a look at it. And that's it. You're like, what kind is it? Shoot me some pictures. He has an existing work relationship with this woman, Rags. So he trusts her, you know? She set him up with the lizard frog person. But it's like their relationship is, he should not really trust her. She is clearly unstable. No, no, no, but he does though. Oh, okay. Well, I suppose that settles that. Yeah. The Sarlacc pit has psychic effects on the people that digest rats. She, who knows who she was before she was eaten by the Sarlacc? Same for Amanda. That's just everyone exchanges their Sarlacc pit stories. Oh, I was, I was a whole different person before I, the Sarlacc ate me. You're like, yeah, me too, man. Well, didn't Amanda get eaten by the giant sand dragony thing? So maybe he's had some stuff done as well. Yeah, I can clearly tell his character is much different. Can we really say that we just watched the Book of Boba Fed episode five? I don't think so. We watched Mandalorian episode three, season one, season three, episode one. Season three, episode one. Yeah. Episode zero. The pre, this is the prologue to season three. Well, look at that kind of. Almost it as said too, you could have just had, he turns up because they called him. You don't actually need all of this for Boba Fed. That's true. They could have just messaged him with a piece of technology that allows you to communicate vast distances. Oh yeah, you don't need that because this is just setting up Mando season three. This is setting up Darksaber, Rockstuff, and is it right? Yeah, we could have moved all of it to that theoretical season. That's why I'm pretty sure this was created before they decided they were going to be definitely doing a Boba Fed season. I think you're right. I mean, I think that the sheer value you can see in this episode, production wise, it stands apart to an absurd degree. Like it was weird. This show was weirdly better. It was an interesting reminder of what we used to get because I forgot like when people were pointing out how cheap Boba Fed looks, I was like, oh yeah, it does actually. Yeah, and we've barely been anywhere. It's like, huh? Yeah, there's three locations and they're all shit and it's just not a lot of stuff happens and they don't really go any places. They don't, they, I feel like with this, at least we're trying to wow people with new stuff to a degree. Like, ooh, look at this, look at this new Halo place. Ooh, look at all of these costumes. Ooh, look at this fight scene. And ooh, wow, they're fighting underneath the space platform. Wow, and oh, look at this. He's flying through Mos Eisley and he's going through all these canyons and stuff. Like at least they're trying to like have my eyes go, ooh, that's a thing. You can see him chopping things in half and stuff. It's like, this feels like it has more teeth than Boba Fed as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was blood, yeah. There was, there was some blood drips. There were some implications of people being chopped in half. There were some wounds. They showed some wounds. Yeah, which honestly felt weird. I do remember the season two though when Ashoka showed, sorry, Ashoka showed up. Ashoka. Ashoka, Ashoka. Ashoka showed up. Ashoka showed up. That when she lightsabered people, it was basically like she was hanging them with a stick. Yeah. And it didn't slice like at all. It was like, oh, okay. I guess you guys want the PG rating or whatever, right? Were they not, were they not doing that here? Because it did seem like the actual, the dark saber actually did some cutting. And they showed a guy getting. They try to avoid showing too much, but they do show some of it. Yeah, they implied. Yeah, they did the implications of what was happening. Like it cut clean, like the meat that was hanging. It chopped that in half, right? But that's a dead meat. That's fine. But when the dude on the table got chopped in half, they only just implied it. Yeah, they show the line go through him, but they don't show the separation. It feels very out of place. And maybe that says something about the Book of Fet that the one that firstly, again, doesn't have a minute and that feels like it really does belong to an entirely different show is the best one so far. Yeah, and it's not even good. It has probably the best five minutes of all of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's what I wanted. I just wish there was more of it because then we get back to the dumb like, dark saber, mandalore stuff. But even then we had like the planet getting bombed and everything. It was like, man, this is like something that we'd be worth exploring. I guess the whole thing like the world where that first five minutes is representative of like an entire movie that we got that started with those five minutes. And I was like, man, I want to see that. That'd be cool. I would. I would. It would be wonderful. Well, I mean, I will say, because as we're watching it, even despite the stupid stuff, it's like, well, I'm kind of paying attention more so than. Yeah, at least there's stuff for me to see. Yeah, because we're like, oh, they might be going somewhere. Boba Fett, we're just like, what is even the fucking goal here? Like, what are you doing? That's actually an interesting thing worth clarifying. You remember how like in episode one, we said that the Boba Fett's better than mandalorian? I don't feel that way anymore. Like Boba Fett fucking sucks. Oh, well, so if you remember, we said specifically at the time that it was because there was less for them to fuck up. It was really like meh. There was nothing happening at this point. I'm pretty sure we've already said that Boba Fett is worse because it assassinated Boba Fett, which. I think it's just when you have this episode there, it's like, oh, yeah, Boba Fett's awful. Really don't like it. Well, yeah, but I do want to clarify, this was one of the better mandal episodes as well. Yes, yes, it was. So yeah, there was, I guess that's the thing is like, let's not forget how many really not good episodes of Boba Fett there were. I think one of the reasons is because when he's just walking around, there's not too much to fuck up, really. He's just kind of walking around. Nothing's happening when he's getting an exposition dumped from Blacksmith Lady. I mean, it's like, okay, this is just an exposition about shit that's not really anything you could really fuck up, I guess, in terms of this show. When he's sitting in a. Repairing a ship concrete to go wrong. Yeah, like complicated stuff. You're right. It's not complicated. The most complicated being the fights, they did get them. Like they were stupid. Yes. But I mean, even how like a lot of our scenes connect, right? Like, I mean, the bigger man would be, let's do a different ship. Give him something that's similar to the Razor Quest in terms of Razor Quest, in terms of functionality. I love the way you quest. Let's have it be that he knows exactly what the ship is. And maybe like she said, you know, she didn't tell him everything about how much work is needed to fix it up. And there's maybe a bit of a fight. We could even. Not like a fight, but like, you know, an argument. I honestly wonder if in the writing room, the idea was floated where someone said, hey, well, you know, Han, he lost the Falcon around this time. I wonder if that was that that suggestion to give him out of the Falcon. That would be horrible even for them. Oh, I bet. Yeah, I could believe that the, uh, yeah. The excuse they gave us was that he thought it was a Razor Crest because she said the ship is like the Razor Crest. But that's like. What she meant by like is that it is not at all like the Razor Crest. Yeah, it's a floating vehicle. It's a motor vehicle and it's like, again, I wanted a van and you get a motorcycle. And we all think to ourselves, he should be fucking clarifying that. He shouldn't just be like, oh, it's like it. Cool. Yeah, this episode had like. No fucking structure. It was just something happens. Then another thing. And then we're doing a different segment now. Oh, now it's time for a different segment. I feel like I watched at minimum two separate episodes, like the, the bounty hunting episode. Like it's a variety show almost. Yeah. And then the ship fixing episode. Yeah. Here's our serious Mandalore. Oh my goodness. And now here's our happy go lucky plucky mechanic thing. And now this is the part where he kills the bounty in the meat factory. And you're like, you know, okay. What if that is what it is? What if they've chopped it down? But it used to be because there's two action scenes. If you think about it that way, the book and the episode. And if we just stretch out some of the scenes a little bit longer, I think we would have a full episode. He gets the bounty, delivers it on Halo Planet, goes to visit person, gets a lore dump, fights the guy in a duel. And then maybe we have like an epilogue scene where he talks about the future of Mandalore and the future of the show, blah, blah, blah. Next episode begins with him traveling in public transport. You know, gets over to her tattooing, making the ship, and we get the fun. You know, like this really could be two episodes. I mean, it may have been. Maybe. Yeah, actually, I think you're under something there. Because you do feel like there is that big, that big lull in the middle where he has to leave Halo. And so, yeah, I could see that being the start of a new episode. And maybe they did record two for season three. And then he was like, can't make it. Got to do the last of us. What is it? Is that actually why there's that delayed season three? I'm almost certain. I haven't got like an article to reference, but I've, those people have talked about how he was, he was just not able. If you remember, they had to struggle to get him back, I think, because he was unhappy with how much FaceTime he doesn't get in the show. Because he has to wear a helmet the whole time. Yeah, which is so funny considering Boba Fett, they forced him to take the mask off all the fucking time. Well, yeah, I actually preferred that people keeping their helmets on more often than not. As do we all. Now, they've already established that they can't destroy the helmet because it's fucking indestructible. You can punch it through the hull of a spaceship and it's fine. Well, not only can't you destroy it, but it's a fundamental, like part of his religion. Well, that was a thing, right? Well, that's what I'm saying. Unless they say you have to take the helmet off to take this taxi. And he's like, but it's my religion. They said, oh, yeah, well, you might have to explore other options. Imagine they said that. You can't wear fucking helmets on things. You should be like, oh, I guess. Yeah, all right. By the way is a very reasonable thing for them to say. Like you can't cover up your face on public transport. We have to be able to know who you are. Like the thing that I don't, the reason I'm saying, like they need to destroy it is because of how established it is that he wouldn't take it off voluntarily, right? It's like, yeah, they'd need to damage it, right? To get him more face time in the show. But they can't. There's no way for them to do that. They literally just melted the only thing that could, the best gas beer. By the way, this is the episode where he got kicked out of being the Mandalorians. And he took it pretty well. Yeah, didn't really give a shit. This was his whole life, apparently. But he took his helmet off that one time. So you can't be a Mandalorian because you took your helmet off. What if someone just, like you're fighting and someone just takes it off? He's like, well, you can't be a Mandalorian anymore. I mean, he's still in the dark, Saber. So he's, he's technically in charge of it. Plus, you know, like, there's only two others. So he basically outnumbers them. Well, remember, like, you know, all those. He just has to do his little quest. You got to do the rivers of Mandalore or whatever and drink the juice or something. Oh yeah, drink the Huckie. Yeah, you have to swim in the Mandalorian juice or something. Because I don't know how it follows that if you, it's just like, it's just presented. Oh, you have to go and jump in this pool. And I like, but what does that have? What does that mean? Can I just say that I did it? Like, yeah, I totally did it. What does this mean? Why is, why do I have to jump in this pool on this planet to be a Mandalorian again? There's no establishment of his. What it means to da, da, da. It's like almost no benefit of doing it anyways. There's like two people left. Yeah, why be Mandalorian? Actually, his relationship with him being a Mandalorian is tumultuous at best. It is very up and down. He'll take the helmet off for this. He'll surrender his weapons for that. He'll, I mean, he's with some chicken in a forest for a couple of weeks and he almost like marries her. And it's just this weird, like, why do you care so much? Why would you care? Mandalorians suck. If you just. What is it about this that you actually like? If he just like knocks the helmet off the other two Mandalorians, would there just be none left? It's literally a joke. That's a joke in my Mando script for season one is if you, if you just went around and you just took the helmet off someone else, like, oh, you're not a Mandalorian anymore. No, I got you. And they're like, wait, what the fuck? But that's not fair. He's like, oh, should have worn a chin strap. 1915, by the way, I'm just playing it over and over again right now is when he just fucking commits suicide. Just jumps off the bridge. All right, yeah. Regardless of what it is. Oh yeah. Regardless of what it is. The Dark Saber is very heavy because the way they swing it around, like it's 20 pounds and like, what, why, what? It should weigh like nothing, right? It just feels weird enough to give it. Like, I guess they can write it so that it gets it wasn't heavy before. I don't remember him running out of the steam so fucking quickly. Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. I wonder if that's like some, I don't know, fake EU stuff that's not Canada anymore. And they try to recanonize or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. But they definitely just made it up for me on the spot. It's like, oh yeah, you can actually use it properly because it gets heavier if you fight against the blade and not with it, whatever that means. Yeah, I don't understand. Love that fucking prat folder. You can, like, you can see the crash mat he's jumping onto by the way he jumps. Oh, there you have it. We did it. Yeah, thanks for watching, everybody. And Lorian. See you next time. See you next time. See you next time. Mando. Mando. Oh, man. Don't. Jesus. Well, the book of Mandalore. What'd you bring? Let's get ready to rumble. What does that have to do with Boba Fett? Let's get ready to rumble. It's the rumble of the of the salak stomach. Rumble in the salak pit. Oh, do you think they'll finally reveal he's been in there the whole time? Yeah, it was a fever dream. It was a complete fever dream. That's a robot chicken joke. Put that in the edit. Back from the dead, assholes. Take it like a man. Snowflakes and kutos and kutos. What are you going to do? Oh, if only you could see what I hear. The whole thing was just a dream. Rumble in the jungle only really works because it rhymes. So, you know, I think we need something that rhymes with desert or jungle. Rumble in the jungle. Katoine or with Jabba's palace, you know, like Flapper's gallus, you know, that kind of thing. Flapper's gallus sounds like a Jedi warrior. But it does, actually. It's Flapper's gallus. And he takes everything very seriously. He definitely has a cheek flap. Yeah, he would have. He does. You wouldn't think that based on if it's a silly name. This is time-posterous. That's definitely who he is. And he eats his own cum. Yeah, but Joey doesn't. He really doesn't at all. No one does that, Jay. If they do, it's by accident. Trying to make a serious Jedi character and you're coming all over it. Serious character can have flaws. I think that's the last one. Flapper's gallus and his tomb-challus. Do you think it's a 40-year-old semen? Yes. I'm glad we got that on record. Especially from Jay. That feels like a character's aspiration. What if the Jedi have their semen like extracted from them with the force? Yeah, see, with Magneto from X-Men, except instead of too much iron, it's too much cum in your cock. There's too much cum in your blood. Too much cum in your blood. Mr. Laurier never trusts a beautiful woman, especially one who's interested in cum. It's a little cum bowl so that he can break out of her skin. This changes Mystique's plan a great deal. I have to inject him with cum, or maybe they just hire a guy to fuck him when they're organizing all this. Three minutes into the recording, we're already here, okay. I haven't even realized what happened yet. Here's a great fucking meme. All right. What a great meme. Oh, my fucking god. No way, no way, no way. It doesn't get better than this, guys. No way. It doesn't get better than this. 10 out of 10. This is real. 10 out of 10. I'm not even going to act surprised. Why? I'm like... Why? But why? I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised by this. I'm surprised a little bit. I've seen enough of those movie verdicts that are insane. The amount of hesitation we have on ever giving anything that kind of score because it's just like... It's just like you get a 10 out of 10. And you get a 10 out of 10. You're a nine. You get a 10 out of 10. And you ain't a half. But you, 10 out of 10. I'm okay with any reviewer who wants to just use 10. It's like that I liked it a lot score, but and they don't really reserve anything for perfection. I'm not okay with that. Well, so the thing is, is that I don't like it, but as long as you're consistent with it and that that's what it means, that's okay. I guess the thing is, I've watched enough Angry Joe that I remember 10 out of 10 meant legendary by his scale. I like legendary. That's pretty fucking high. The only question is, wait, you think it couldn't possibly be improved? Yes, that's the immediate one. It's perfect. But hey, fine. I'm glad he enjoyed it. I don't like this water. This isn't going to work. I grew up around water. He's wearing a little plaid shirt. Yeah, this is inaccurate. You wouldn't be wearing the helmet. Yeah, let's say. Boba Fett is known for many things. And wearing a helmet is just not one of them. All right. Now there's top two of them. What about the Tuskens? Do you give them a chance? Did you? One of the bikers is just like, yeah, I gave them like five chances. I was like, please return my son to me. And they were like, no, please. Or like, I'll shoot you. No, please. No. We'll pay you. No. Yeah. We just want our people that you kidnap back. No. Well, I mean, I guess this is your choice. What a fun day of relaxation. He's taking an afternoon off of his very hard work that Boba Fett does. He goes downtown to a bar and he's enjoying himself a nice tattooing sunrise or something like that, a tauntaun extravaganza, whatever exotic drink he likes. Sun's rise. That's true. And so he's sitting there at the bar enjoying his beverage and then a bunch of bikers walk in. They say, man, that was sure fun how he killed all those Tuskens because that was us. You bet it was. And so then he's like, oh, shit. I killed the wrong bikers. I just saw bikers and I blew them up. And then here they are. He's like, oh, my goodness gracious. Am I bad at my job? And he's like, there's bikers. They look the same. And the bikers are like, whoa. Whoa. Wow. Oh, my goodness. Bikers are a diverse race. All kinds of bikers. Yeah. That's when they were racing across the Dune Sea. They raced us. The Desert Riders. Ride or die. And they did. They did both. The show would simply not have been able to handle anything. How Boba would have reacted if the Tuskens took another slave while he was there with them. They didn't show that. That's exactly the kind of thing you have to show to explore Boba's relationship to the Tuskens if he's going to be staying with them is, oh, OK. So how does he feel about the kind of stuff that we've already seen they do and the thing that they did to him? Because if we had a scene where the Tuskens were taking another slave and he goes up and maybe acts all high and mighty above this slave, you might get an impression of, oh, you know, he actually believes in the whole, well, if you're strong and superior, then you'll be respected. But if you're not, then you won't. And that's his belief system. He actually respects the Tuskens' attitude of, yeah, well, fuck you if you're weak, but if you're strong, we'll respect you. I could see a mercenary like Boba Fett from the original trilogy going for something like that. There are loads of other interesting ways that you could take his character reacting to that. No. And that's the kind of thing that you need to explore to actually get an understanding of who he is in relation to the events that have happened to him and why he's apparently now cool with these people who enslaved him. Shut up, you clown. Sorry. You're absolutely right. There's no freaking way they could handle that. No, no, there's not. If I was trying to expand on Boba's character and already set with the events of episode one, it's like, yeah, he gets kidnapped by the Tuskens and then he starts to live with them and he impresses them and he starts with them. That would be like, oh, can I write this from episode two? Because that feels like the best and most efficient way to explore his character beyond that. Why does this keep getting remastered? Oh my god, look at it. Right, sit in the back there with it. Yeah, the vomit thing with the banter. The banter with the banter with the vomit. Imagine what foulness has to take place for a banter to vomit. I like the little cloak. It just makes it look more evil. I don't want anyone to see me doing this. Even though it's a bit more daylight. Yeah, I love this image and it's very important, I would say. Oh yeah. Terminator being like, I shoved a gun up a badge's ass. What? I shoved an explosive up a banter's ass. Amateurs. Was that punk? Amateurs. I shoved C4 up a rancor's ass. It was just old C4, right? That was the plan. He's like, oh. What's good about C4 is that you could mold it into different shapes, which would make passing it through the anus of a rancor all the easier to do. You don't want it blocky. That's actually the reason I normally use C4 is my go to explosive. Original tweet says, Explain to me how this is a practical ship for a bounty hunter. A bounty hunter who at one point had so many bounties. He had to keep them all in an ice tray in his refrigerator. Wow, it's almost like narratively. They've set up the idea that Din is moving away from his life as a bounty hunter and is wanting to embrace his desire to have a family with Krogu and redefine what it means to be a Mandalorian. The media literacy, what a concept. So this is a sad person. And I think there was this idea going around that he's not bounty hunting anymore, which is weird in the episode where he literally does bounty hunting. Yeah, that's how the episode begins. I don't know where he got this from. If the episode we're going to watch has him not give up bounty hunting, I'd be like, where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, you just made that shit up because you have to clap at product hunting though. Like he wanted to raise a quest. That's what he wanted. He wanted to raise a quest. He said he wanted to raise a quest. That's right. Because that's what he said he wanted. Mando does two things in this last episode. He bounty hunts and he travels long distances through space. How can you argue he doesn't want a raise a crest anymore when he literally came in for a raise a crest? They're not arguing he doesn't want one. Maybe they're arguing that it's a subconscious desire. He doesn't know what he wants. That's right. He doesn't know what he really wants. It sounds like he knows that he wants a staff. You're trying to justify getting a member of staff on it. That's it. What I like to do is as soon as it becomes that absurd to even try to steal a man's someone's position, you've just got no hope. I just like the appeal to like, you're bad with media literacy. It's like you're making shit up. Yeah. How can I explain that this is perfect? This is just the perfect thing. Let's make shit up about he doesn't want to be a bounty hunter anymore. I think this is just an emblematic of I guess a sort of a problem that I think we tend to notice, which is that it's like you're looking for maybe what they intended or what you want out of the story that works. But it just does not line up with what is in the story. He said he wanted a razor crest. Because that would be a good ship for him, based on as many things it can do. I feel like the easy thing is, if he didn't get offered a Naboo Starfighter, am I supposed to believe that he would have fought for one? Like a ship that would have been better suited for... And also, how is this even a better ship? How is it not better to have the razor crest so that Grogu can have like a little room while you travel around on your adventures? Yeah. It's like he has to sit in a little pod. So yeah, that's the big question, right? Is apparently he wants to become a family man. And he wants to buy a Nimble Starfighter with mounted weaponry. It's literally like, hey, I want a nice family car. Well, look, there's two Cedar Ferrari. It's a pretty great choice. I don't know. It's the one Cedar Ferrari. With massive machine guns. It's the worst car that you... Like this is a vehicle, a Starfighter is... It has one purpose, which is to blow up other little ships. Yeah, that's what the purpose is for. So he wants to move away from his desire to hunt bounties. So generally, the pod is near where you want to use it, because you know, it's docked into a bigger ship or it's like on planetary defense and it's kept on the planet as defending. And you're locked into this little pod. It's like the Simpsons episode where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for a birthday. Happy birthday to you. You bought that bowling ball for you, not for me. What? No. Get your name engraved on it. So you'd know it's for me. Homer, I'm keeping the ball for myself. What? But you don't know how to bowl. And the fucking media literacy people are like, well, you don't understand. It's actually what she wanted subconsciously because she ended up bowling with it. It's like, did you watch the episode? That is not what happens. Think about the first two seasons of The Mandalorian. How many things simply would not be possible if he didn't have the Razor Crest or and instead had a starfighter? The perfect ship for Mandalorian, as some people are apparently saying. You cannot take anyone with you. You cannot take anything with you, really. You have... So the Razor Crest had a bed to sleep in, perfect for traveling long distances through space, which he did in this fucking episode. It has an armory, which has all of his guns and equipment that he doesn't really use, but they're there for him anyway. He has the little mini carbon freezing chamber so he can store all of his bounties as he goes out. He can keep food in there. He can keep food in there. He has room to move around. He has a bathroom in there. He can keep all his guns. He has room for other people to bring with him. On his lap. Well, yeah. What if it's on his lap? Well, yeah. Because what if Mando needs to pick someone else up? Well, some of it. Like, where are they meant to be in the Astromex slot in the little children bubble? I think that's why they did that. Yeah, imagine Gina Carano inside of that little bitty pod back there when he hired her. And he's like, hey, I need your help to go do something. And she fits in that little thing with her head poking up. He's like, I can't move. And I have to pee. Anabru's Starfighter is really cool. It just ain't. It's not going to matter how much you try and justify it. Don't make sense. So shut up. It is sad and pathetic. Well, I guess we'll have to see how he uses it going forward, right? I mean, I can't wait to see how many situations that there definitely won't be, where it's just like, man, wouldn't a ship that you can put things in be really useful here? Would it be useful if you need? Especially if you don't have a place to live. Or how long it takes to travel across the galaxy like they've been doing for ages. And again, he doesn't have a home. He doesn't live anywhere. So is he going to live inside of that seat on the stick? Or is he going to pay for accommodations everywhere instead of a razor crest that has a lockdown security mode in a bed? Like, what do we fucking hell with this? And I was home. I wouldn't be surprised if in season three he steps into the starfighter. And it's just a whole big room in there that he's just like. Oh, like, relignments. Yeah, the outside of the house is much smaller than the inside. It's like the doctor who just keeps getting bigger every time. We see him tattooing fucking constantly. And then we tried to like speculate why that could even have been the way that it is. And the subreddit was like, you know what Luke has to say about tattooing in the OT? Just like, get the fuck out. There's a bright center of the universe. You're on the planet that it's the farthest from. And yet we spend all the time at tattooing, which I assume we'll be seeing a lot more of it again today. I don't know. Fucking hate tattooing. We saw one like the thread that was on, I think, some Star Wars subreddit about like, what's the worst nitpick you've heard of Star Wars? All this comment. Does Mauler's, why do stormtroopers have laser versions of medieval weapons? It's not like the most iconic thing about Star Wars is a laser sword or anything. Talking about laser axes, which are retarded, it felt to me in TLJ like an idiot had taken over because they're like, well, you have laser swords. Why not laser axes? And it's just like, but that doesn't serve the same purpose. Could you imagine a Jedi walking around with just the laser axe where it's that tiny piece that's lasered up as opposed to the whole sword? And so like trying to maybe block blaster shots with that would be pretty fun. That is, that does entirely defeat the purpose of the weapon. Lightsabers are kind of dumb too. The only reason they work is because they're kind of engineered by the plot to sort of work. I'm more than happy for them to work in conjunction with a Jedi. I don't think they're viable with normal people. If it means that you have such a focus that you're able to dodge and block like laser blasts, I can see those scenarios where that's really, really good. I don't know that normal people are able to do that though. This person's tag is Dave Filoni likes TLJ, died mad about it. He seems to be just as proud of a writer as Ryan Johnson. That lines up to me. Of course he likes TLJ. Yeah, of course he does. He's the garbage I've seen him write. I mean, there are definitely going to be some people who are mad about that, right? The, um, some people think he's talented. Have we done something at some point? I'm sure that in the next episode, he directs one of his cartoon characters is going to show up in the Mando. Why would you say that? I have not. I was thinking about like that. And then I was just like, oh yeah, I should have read the response, which there's the laser axes are a little silly. So it's actually like a weight to provide force for cuts and stuff, which isn't needed when you use a laser. They could have used a vibrosword or something. It would have been better. Then again, Star Wars, the franchise about space wizards and space Nazis. Who cares? Oh, you had such a good forest in the beginning there. Oh, you were so good. That's us. Oh, you do care. Coach, you posted this. Just crash right into a wall. It doesn't matter. You had it all in your hands. The whole thread in concept is like, what are nitpicks? Implying that there are criticisms that are for real and good. And it's like, now who cares? It's like, well, you care. Everyone has thread cares. Does that fit into the definition that we use of nitpicking that it's a very small, valid criticism? I think so. I think that the axe is silly and wouldn't be made in that universe for that purpose. But ultimately it changes all. Especially because we just see it as an executionist weapon, right? It's not actually being used in the field as far as we see. It wouldn't matter where it's being used. I'm suggesting it doesn't make sense for it to have been created. Yeah, it's stupid for it to be created, right? But at least they're not using it in the field where it would actually be... Well, yeah, like if some legendary Jedi was to be a legendary fucking guy, whatever. That was his weapon. I'd be like, what? That's silly. Like the lightsaber umbrella from Legend. It's from Visions. Visions is cringed from everything I've seen of it. It's really cringed. And now, comment showcase. Do the noises. No. So you go to Evolva to just go... Just screaming at the top of my lungs. No fanic. I can't hire Mando. He isn't trying to kill me. Maybe that would be the good plot of an episode. They have to try and get Mando to kill Boba so that he can... Stop it. Stop it. Boba thinks... Stop it. Hire me. Hire me. No. Honestly, can we go back to the Boba Fett dies in the Sarlacc pit version of his story? It was somehow less humiliating. Yeah, everybody would tell you that. A little bit, yeah. I would say that's the incredible legacy of Star Wars where they Disney managed to make it so that you're like, please go back. Please, please just go back to the Sarlacc pit. Yeah, don't do it. I like the thing I hate. We're smarter than them. Proceeds to fly his ship into the mouth of a Sarlacc and forgets that money can solve many problems like not having to fight... Not having people to fight for him that aren't cut content from Cyberpunk 2077. I saw so many people say that boat with a Sarlacc was not only just fucking awesome but also really meaningful is like how far he's come and shit. And I'm just like, he's a moron. The whole scene is embarrassing to watch. How does it represent growth for him? Well, because he used to be in there. Now he's floating above it with slave one. Exactly. So in a certain sense, you can say that. Oh, okay. That's meaningful. Yes. Jay, how far have Khan is often represented by growth? I mentioned the Star Wars comic that I'd read that had all the Boba Fett stories in it. And one of those Boba Fett stories was he was relaxing at like this space spa and he gets attacked by a bunch of hooligans who want to kill Boba Fett. And they show up and they're like, yeah, we'll get him when he doesn't have his equipment or his armor. And he doesn't have his armor, but due to his fighting skills and his tactical know-how, he is able to kill all of the hooligans, all of the raider people without his armor. And even one of the guys takes his armor and puts it on and Boba's still able to beat him because he is that talented. He's that deadly and proficient. Oh, you should have suck his dick, rags. Yeah. Well, it was a neat call. I don't know if it holds up. I know as a kid when I read it, I was like, wow, this is really cool. Boba Fett's amazing. Now, like a benza. Yes. I've grown up and Boba Fett ain't so cool no more. Make baby benzas. You can never go back. What if we all did a word? Let's do that, yeah. We'll start with Fringy. We'll go down the line. That interview. I'm surprised you actually agreed to this, Friggy. Jesus Christ. Muller is this a sour purse who is raining down on our parade. Shut up. This is back cave level. That interview was painful. I feel so bad for Tamara Morrison. No, no, no. The white man in the writers and directors and wants to do better than he's allowed to. Also, this show is constantly making me think of that gif of Squidward bashing his head on the cash register over and over again. Every minute of the show is filled with suffocating levels of stupid. Agreed. I would amend that analogy very slightly. Squidward is the audience, you, and Disney is bashing your head into their cash register, which is Star Wars. Yes. To be clear, the best episode of Book of Boba Fett is the one where he doesn't appear for a single second. And one of the better episodes featuring Mando isn't a part of his actual show. But the really weird thing is that this episode feels like it was thrown out there to satisfy the bad backlash the first four episodes got, which doesn't make any sense because they were all filmed months ago. But did they make the first four intentionally bad so Mando would get a better reception? Did they take, did Jay Skywalker Boba Fett just so Mando would look better by comparison? So bizarre, confusing situation no matter which way you cut it. I assume that they actually intended to make the Mando ones, and then they threw in the Boba ones to flesh out the show because they didn't have anything else. It definitely feels that way now, especially with episode five, because it feels like now we're actually doing a story, whereas Book of Boba Fett up until this point has felt pretty scattered shot. Yeah, I'm very curious about this next one we're about to get, like... Same here, because man, I don't know. Yeah. Several people trying to kill Mando and they all aim it as armor. Mando himself accidentally hits himself while he doesn't have armor. Yeah, it's pretty funny. It's the only way we get him to get injured is when he hits himself. I think I compared it to the Aldi Droid. It's the only way we can damage it. It has to be itself. Does that mean that... Does that mean on the floor of that meat processing plant there's this little slice of Mandalorian that's just this little thin Mando skin that's just on the ground? Remember, it's the butcher, so someone might mistake that for food. I don't think they like the Bob. Nice. Someone out there has eaten Mandalorian. Mando ham. Actually, by the way, it's on the ground. What's the Zinger that's printed on the packaging for Mando ham? This is the way. I don't know. This is the ham? I guess it's the ham. Not a clement-pone or anything. Just this is the ham. This is the ham. I love how they kick him out of their religious sect and don't confiscate either the priceless Mandalorian edge sword or the supremely valuable Mandalorian forged armor that identifies him as one of them. I would only want to clarify. I suppose those things belong to him, but it does feel like there's something funny going on where it's like, this sword will allow you to rule us, but you're kicked out. You can't be one of us. You're not part of our super duper club. And so, yeah, I think Rags makes the joke at the time, but it's just like about to be like, I'm keeping this. It's an interesting bit of development to have the Mandalorians value that over. I think there's three of y'all and one of you wants to fight to the death and then you excommunicate one of them. Well, I am dumb. I can't remember if we went over it, but Mando only considers what he did with the droid to be taking off his helmet in front of a person, right? But he took his helmet off to eat food in episode four and they said, have you taken it off at all? Have you ever removed your helmet? No. Has it ever been removed by others? Never. It's like, well, he's allowed to take it off to eat food, right? Or are you guys not? I hope so. There's got to be. He has a long straw that he uses. He plants food and he has a straw. You know, I guess he broke it then. He's just referring to that. He wasn't even talking about the head healing scene. Hey, hey, hey. Learn media literacy. We're supposed to assume that she means something that isn't stupid. Are we sure? Well, sorry. We're supposed to assume that she means the less stupid version of what she could be saying. You ever taken the helmet off of the big guy? He's like, never. It was like, never. But I assume so. I assume that means that all Mandalorians have very bushy beards and long hair. And it's just once it gets under the helmet, they just, you know, they just laser it off. So each one of them has a perfectly helmet-shaped dew underneath their helmets. And then someone will be like, well, obviously they can shave. It's like, ask her that. It doesn't seem to be. No, it isn't obvious. It is nothing about the Mandalorians is obvious other than there are a bunch of cuckoo weirdos that I'd never want to be. Say, for example, he'd killed the big dude in the duel. And then she tells him about the helmet thing. She's like, you're not a Mandalorian. Then he just goes, you're not a Mandalorian. I am. Yeah, at that point, there's only two of us. The meaning of it is dictated by her. You're like, well, fuck you. What if you fall off a platform or something? He just pushes her and he's like, I am the last Mandalorian. Yeah, I am the ruler of the Mandalorians by default. You have to do a robot voice. Doc security, you cannot board a commercial flight with weapons, Mando. I grew up surrounded by weapons. I grew up surrounded by weapons. Imagine there was like a priest or something who'd been a clergyman for decades and decades. And he has to take a taxi to the other side of town. And the taxi guy says, uh-uh, I have a special rule. Atheists only. You have to renounce your religion if you want to take this taxi. He's like, but my religion is everything. I'm a priest and I love the Jesus. And I would never, I'd never do that. And the taxi's like, yeah, but that's the rule of the taxi. And so the priest is like, okay, uh, Hail Satan. I give it all up. In fact here, any of these starts pulling out rosaries and holy water and wooden stakes. And just all kind of stuff like that from his pocket. He's a vampire hunter. The cab driver has like a little apartment to drop these in for all the customers. He's like, come on, yeah, just throw them there. He says, but my religion is my religion. Oh my God. But yeah, something that you've had crew missed about that redemption where- We would never miss anything. As to jumping to a lake or whatever. They both mentioned that Mandalore and this place are destroyed. So they literally have no way to redeem him for his helmet. They're legit idiots. Yeah. A couple people were saying no. You think he'd come up with a spot or something or like a task? I think my rating of that was, yeah, it probably doesn't exist, but I bet you it does. Like it still does somehow. Like a piece of planet floating out there with the river on it or something. Well, it's like- I figure that it exists in some capacity, even though- Yeah, like it didn't get vaporized. Like all of them. It's a river, right? So it seemed that there's still water there. I have no idea, because this is apparently- Was this in the Clone Wars that this happened? Oh, okay. Well, yeah, then I guess what I mean is I can believe that it doesn't make sense, but I'm guessing that we're going to that place that still exists in some capacity. Well, maybe Mando season three is going to be about getting there, right? Yeah. Wow. That seems like the hook, right? There's all this mandalore- Well, I can't wait for an entire arc based on him having to apologize for tasting off a cat. King Mando. King Mando. Yeah, that's really meaningful. I can really connect with that as an audience member. Oh, I sure do hope that he gets to be a Mandalorian again. That would be really bad if he couldn't be one of them. The crazy people. They'd have to change the name of the show. And he might have to, he might be able to take his helmet off. You joke, but like, is he allowed to be called Mando now? Shouldn't it be Bob or whatever? Or Din? Where are we going? That's not true, though, because if you take your helmet off, then fuck loyalty and solidarity. It means that you've been disloyal and disso, the other thing. You've been liquidy. You've been dissoyal. You've been really easy to steal a Mandalorian's identity. I like this previously. That's not showing the last episode. Oh, I guess we're going back to Boba, then. Yeah, of course. God damn it. No, don't show this part again. What I'm sure do on this muscle. No. Why does his, uh, a breastplate have lights on it? I'm sure I would appreciate it. Oh, yours doesn't. No, no, I don't want people to see that. No, you need money, Mando. You have to buy a new ship. This one is clearly not suitable. Boba was nice to him. Oh, okay. Why even show this logo anymore? Lucas. There's no point. Yay, we're on tattoo. Paray, I'm so excited. I sure hope that... What a shit fucking place to live. No wonder Luke wanted to leave. Oh, it's a treasure chest. It's full of treasure. Loot boxes. Do you know where you are, gentlemen? Oh, look what it is. They get through. Oh, it's you. Cobb something, right? I care. Timoth, the olive poplar. Yeah, that gun totally fallen out of the hoster. Where did Cobb come from? He's the most held one. Did he walk all the way here? He's walked all the way here. What's with his shirt? That's the one thing he does in the story, is walk through the desert really far. Oh, yeah, he did that before. I don't know what's out here. I'm the one. Tells folks what to do. There's only one of them got a gun. I think they all do, but he's going to shoot them all and they're going to die. I didn't see what's in that, Jess. No laws have been broken, far as I'm concerned. So why are you here? What are they doing? Back to where you came, we can chalk this one up to you guys, reading the map wrong. So why don't they just leave? Why is this a confrontation? Why don't they just say, all right, we're going to leave. Yeah, just leave. Wow. Why? Why, though? Hang on, hang on. He shot twice. He shot three with two shots. No, that's how fast he shot. Replay that in slow-mo. I can see you're the smart one. No, I'm the lucky one. I'm the slow one, actually. The one without a gun. Wait, so he's hurt in the pipe, so why is this going to accurate the fuck out of him? Why is running Spice bad? You haven't, why is this bad? It just seems like a business that you do. Trespass, and there you go. Okay. So are you a good marshal or a bad marshal or somewhere in between? I'm not entirely clear on... What's happening? Yeah. Yeah. Well, what were they doing that was bad? Were they running Spice? Why didn't they just... Why didn't they just... I don't have a door. Can he, can he like be like, wait, can I have a ride, actually? His shirt is the opposite of intimidating. I like the shirt. Well, I don't actually at all. I think it's fine. I accept it. It'd be better if you just... He's just straight cowboy. He installed those. That's what Mad Lauren's supposed to be, right? Oh, it's Spice, right? Oh, it's Coco. No, close it. The wind is nice. Blow it away. No, what are you doing? Is that... Didn't they say it's worth more than his entire town? You could have... Why? Why? You just why everything? Yeah, you have it now. Why is it why is Spice bad? Why do you want to cover it up? I don't know. I don't know. It does. It does. That's the problem. It makes your food taste better, and that's just illegal on this miserable planet. That's literally it. That's all it is. Oh, so we're just... Oh, that's green. That's a ween. No, it's that. It's green. Wait, it's also not bubble fat. What? How are you here? But how are you here? But no, you are... I don't care. Not Tatooine. Green! Green! The green bushes! The green bushes! Clowdy! The green bushes! I can smell the fresh air. So, hmm... Okay. Did he just sit in this seat for the entire trip? Yeah, he said he wanted to see Grogu first, right? So... Oh, no. I don't want to see that fucker. Oh. Wow. Okay. Man, we are five minutes in. We've had two big cameos. So, is this... Are we going to see Luke Skywalker? No. He's going to have dialogue, and it's not going to make sense at all for his character, just like the last time we fucking saw him. How is that ship space worthy? I don't believe it. Yeah, why is it not... Don't you want to finish it? No. It's just not... It looks cooler without all the body panels, so... Hello, friend. Yeah. You're not friends. Bounty Hunter shows up wanting to see Skywalker. I can't remember. It's a message. Is he fluent with droids? Does he hate some, right? He does hate them, until he doesn't. Well, of course he's a man. No, but he liked Tatoo did too, because that's why he hates them, because he knows what they're saying. He does. He knows what R2 is on about all the time. Right now, R2 is on a very strong rant about... R2 is a white, he's trying to face it. Oh, like a creature. That was a rock. You idiot. It was a rock. It's a rock-weaver robot. Oh, wait. No, it's an ant robot, because it has six legs. It's an ant robot, because it has six legs. Well, I was going to say spider, but I'm sure it's a cool ant robot. Yeah. Man, that's a lot of ant robots. Oh, there's a lot of them. It's a whole ant robot farm. It does. It does have a lot of felony. Yeah. Is this the most efficient way to... No. What the fuck? That's one of those things from... Oh, they're building a Jedi temple. Yeah, it's a temple-y temple. Where the fuck do you get all these droids from? What? They're all just finding rocks. This cannot be efficient at all. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You need a connecting agent, right? I think I'm... I'm like, well, I'm pretty sure it would work. It just is odd that you would have incredibly advanced robots building a pretty rudimentary structure. Is this an... Is this Mandalorian season 3 episode 2? Seems like it. And did they just add in the Timothy elephant scene to remind us that this is meant to be both? Meant to be both. Well, he's a... He's a Mando character, so... She is a Mando character, but it's all Boeba Fett's stuff with his pikes and all that. I guess. Is that a bench? How long will I be waiting? Is anyone here? Anyone alive? What are we... What are we... What are we doing? Anyone alive? So Luke or Han are not going to show up. R2 turned off like he did in fucking TFA. Hunter was like, fuck this. Oh, I guess I'll just wait. What? Oh, at least there's something to look at. Oh, no. No, it's him. No, it's him. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Don't you... No. Oh, no. He's going to get killed by Kyler Rand. Don't you have other students? No. Oh, this is the first new student? Like what's wrong? Like what's wrong? Come on, leave him alone. He's going to eat it. Because it's funny. That's actually the music they're playing. It's the same music that they play as he ate all the eggs. It's his eating music of creatures. Oh, god. He actually might do something to the frog. God. Don't look freaky. Come on, what are you doing? He just wants to go for a swim. Grogu was hungry, so... Luke's going to stop it. Because Luke is... Luke will save the frog, right? Luke will save the frog. Oh, he didn't even notice until he opened his eyes. Yay. Yay. Book of Boba Fett. What's the name of this show? Say something. Do something. No, don't say anything. And don't do anything. Just sit there, like an asshole. He's looking way better than he did, Amanda, season 2. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. A lot more. They hired that YouTuber who's made it so that he looks good. They hired Coronado Digital today. Coronado Digital, yeah. Yeah. Oh, what was that shot of just his arm? He's doing four stuff, Jay. Pay attention, Jay. Like, no, but is it... No, but is it the shot that was just like his arm out of focus obscuring Grogu? Like, you get where the shot is at. Oh, he's got enough. The frog is got enough of your shenanigans. Oh, jeez. That's a lot of frogs. Chill out. He's going to funnel them all into Grogu's mouth. I don't even know how there's a pond up here on the top of this hill. Why? Why would... Why? Why? We're just standing watching the frog. Oh, frogs. Look at my watching. What are you doing? What's going on? All the frogs are like, dude, this is not cool. Oh, my little froggy mind. It's not fun for us. Is this just going to drop him down? What is this time clown timeline I'm living in? What are you doing? What is this scene? He doesn't even set him down gently. He just plopped him back. Holy shit, we've jumped into the five minutes and nothing's happened. Let's go for a walk. You should probably carry him. He's... He has to make 20. He's a little baby. He keeps up with the edits. He keeps up with the edits. All walk is pasta, dude. He keeps... Oh, he's jumping. Oh, my God. How did... He's doing the Yoda thing. Oh, my God. Wait, is Luke doing that? Yeah. Just pick him up, fucking hell. Why do it like that? Stop it. You remind me of the only other guy of your race that I've met. Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? Do you remember back home? I'm a child. I have no cons... I don't even know if I'm sapient. It's so awkward to watch this when it's meant to be kind of happy and stuff, but we know where it ends. Also, yeah, yeah. Grover's set to be killed by Kylo Ren, so... Well, unless they find a way to get him out of that situation. He can rely on milk. Well, they will, right? But I guess it's just awkward to see like Master Luke Skywalker training apprentices when you know how it ends. It's just really awkward. Not to mention, Grover's not going to be like a character for another, what, 100 years or some shit? Probably 100 years. What? What do we... Are we... Grover always got his lightsaber backhanded, so he'll do triple damage. Dude, the arrow we've entered into, where you have to pillage from the prequels as well. That's fine. Or first. Yeah. And the Jedi stuff. Well, I mean, I'm happy that they're keeping in continuity with the prequels. Yeah, that's... I just find it funny that at all. Like, they never wanted to touch these in 2015. How did... How did Vibioto escape this? Okay. I guess we're not going to find out. Is it? No, we need to read on the Jedi Temple they killed all the kids. I think Anakin's going to maybe save Grogu. Why would Anakin save Grogu? He killed all the other kids. I know. It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. They're going to do it. Is it Mark Hamill doing Luke's voice here? Good be. I think so. Because he actually sounds young. Mark Hamill is a pretty good voice actor. Yeah, he might be able to impersonate himself at a younger age sort of thing. Oh, no, no. Another one. That's more Kamino. Geez. Yeah, we get one per five minutes. I told you it would be another cartoon character showing up. I thought you meant like a new one. Oh, it probably will be. At this rate, we'll have like four more new characters. Yep. What is this place? There's nothing now, but will someday be a great school. It'll be a school? Oh, shit. Do you not have like, can you not get some Republic funding or something so you can get like air conditioning maybe? This is the planet where everyone gets killed. And Grogu is his first student. Nice. I want to see him. I know you do. Let us take a walk. To the kid or just? Well, whatever kills time, right? I'm glad that we're not doing Boba Fett this episode. No, I'm happy to not see him anymore. But it's his show. I don't care. I don't like him. My hand must be really, really hot in that outfit with the armor and the helmet and covered up fully. That'll be really sweaty. No place more safe than here. Really? I don't understand why you're all right with Skywalker's decision to train the kid when you wouldn't. Because it was his choice. Then it's my choice to go and see him. Are you doing this for Grogu? Or are you doing this for yourself? No one knows why he's doing anything. Yeah, no one. Yeah, I really don't know why he's doing anything. I want to give him this. Mithril. Wow, Napkin. So he will remember. That's the only napkin on this planet. No. Guarantee you it's Grogu armor and it's going to be, it should be more than what's in there. Because it was a spear's worth. I don't know where the, maybe the blacksmith has the rest. She's going to make not weapons with it. This armor will protect him. Armor? Yeah, it's going to be chambered. It's a very small piece of armor. If you're set on it, then allow me to deliver it. No, fuck off, fuck you. I'm going to give it to him, bitch. There's not much in this conversation at all. There's not much in any of them. Mm-hmm. Go on. Yeah, go give it to him. Fly over it. Can't catch you. Grogu misses you a great deal. Okay. If he sees you. He will be happy. It will only make things more comfortable. We can't have that. Oh, is he just going to take Grogu and we'll have another season of him and Grogu? Why can't Mando just visit everyone so well? Hey, Grogu, it's me. How you doing? You keep it up. You're better than me. Are you fucking a sock, Rags? He's going to make you sad, Rags. Grogu will be sad. It's sad that he gets to see Mando every once in a while. Yeah. Make sure he's protected. Oh, there you go. He's not going to see him, so. It's so stupid. If you came all... Fuck, this show is dumb. I like how everything... Every organization sucks in Star Wars. Every organization. They tell us the logic here is like... If you see the baby, it'll be sad that you come and then go. It's like, well, yeah, that's how that works. Like, that's how visiting works. But it'll be okay with Ahsoka? It's not... Yeah, she'll just give him the armor and say, I don't know, I made this. I found this on the ground. Imagine being told that Mando showed up on this planet in person, but you weren't allowed to see them. No, they're going to keep going. Like, don't piss me the fuck off. All right, then. I'm glad Kylo Ren killed these people. I am too. He was... Kylo Ren was right. Fucking killed the Jedi. Kylo's the president. Kylo for a galactic inquiry. It's like when he was carrying Yoda on the backpack. What are you going to train him? Why are we still here? Luke, you're going to be dead by the time this kid is like... Five. Let's see you jump. Really? So it cannot... How the fucking baby? Jump. And as you do, feel the force flow through you. What does that mean? Force jump. Do it. Little shit. What if he just like shoots into the fucking atmosphere? Nice. I guess we're done with that training. We are just doing this for reverse now. Why would Luke run? Well, not reverse actually, but still. Yeah. Yeah, this is... Whoa, what if the baby flew out? We'll sink you. It's like the world is going down. We're doing Empire, but it doesn't make any sense because... Why is Luke doing this? Luke is doing... How does baby Yoda benefit from this? Luke is doing the dagger baronin. And now it's with baby Yoda. This is many sense. I guess he's just keeping fit. But with baby Yoda there. There's no way that's strong enough to hold you. Oh, Crouchy-Jugger hidden dragon. Look. The wide world exists in balance. Feel the force all around you. So lame. What are you still doing right now? I mean, it's better than most of what we've got. I don't know that you... Are you sure? Or does it just look nice? I mean, God, think about what we're getting. Just think about it. Hey, you just happened to see a tree. True. I am. Which I am as well. Why are we still here? What are we doing? We're nearly half way through the episode. We just have to count the credits. What is he doing? What the hell? What? I feel so bad for this kid who... Yeah. What the hell? Did you not feel... He can lift frogs out of the water. He let him watch some cartoons. Jeez. We're still here. We're still walking there. Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't kill that baby. It's funny, though, because the stupider that this is, it's just stupid. But when it's even approaching being in character and faithful and nice, it's like, yeah, I know how this ends. Is he going to give Grogu the lightsaber? Wait, he's going to give him the little shooting robot? I mean, we're not doing this yet, are we? Jeez. Look, remember the things? Remember the stuff? Remember the things? Remember the things? What's going on with it? Is it a football? No, that isn't how it works. Yeah, stupid baby. That fucking kid doesn't know. Stupid fucking baby. Fucking infant. So, what is the modded to Luke and his treatment of this baby? Yeah. You know what I'm starting? He's like, is this the Luke Skywalker show, episode one? I guess so. Is this the... Fucking Christ. Get back up. Always get back up. Always get back up. You haven't even had a chance to get back up yet. Yeah. I was like, I'm just shocked. I'm a little infant child. It's been shot at by this robot. Do it again. I don't want to live with you anymore. What the fuck? What? Okay. Oh my God. Fuck it. Get the actual fuck this ass back. That was real fast. Look at him go. So, I don't feel like we're getting a montage here. I feel like it's... No, it doesn't feel like a montage. It feels like it's been one day. What we want is like, we want this as a montage with like, oh, he's wearing different clothes. Grogu is going to be killing people with lights papers. Are we supposed to do this show? Like is this supposed to be like, remember when Yoda jumped around with fine Count Dooku? It's like that. Or something. He's Yoda. Look, he's jumping. It's our only one. That's the only one we got. It's the only one. It's the only one we have. Oh, you... No, that's the only one we have. You asshole. He put his fucking baby. You have a lot of anger in you creature. You've taught him well. It's more like he's remembering than I'm actually teaching him anything. Sometimes the student guides the master. Sometimes the student guides the master. Yeah, sometimes. I hope it's the context of her saying this here. About a baby, yeah. That's the real problem. They've recreated young Mark Hamill for this entire episode. She hasn't even given him a thing yet. This was a day. It's been about a day. It's been an hour at most. In a week, it feels like it's the same time of day. So much like your father. Okay. Sensitive subject. Yeah, I guess that's... Honestly, was that a reverse shot? The look that he gave it came across as like, that's not your fucking business. God, imagine if you were a dude. Yeah, Luke crushed your instincts. I'm glad I'm so critical to tell you that. They've got a very serviceable de-aged Mark Hamill. Imagine if they did something good with that. What are you so disappointing? What does this have to do with Pust or Boba Fett? We're almost a two-thirds. Wow. Man, it's a Boba Fett. This is a seven episode show, right? Yeah, the next episode is the finale. Of the Boba Fett show. I cannot... Back with Mando in the Boba Fett show. I'm glad he didn't have to either. I guess we just had like a 30 minute feature of his Luke for some reason. Okay, so now we're back. So now we're doing the actual plot of the show. Okay. This is where the episode would have began, if not for some bonus stuff we had filmed already. Oh, he's got an axe, be careful. What you doing parking here, boy? We don't like to get around here. I like how their security for their airport is a guy with an axe. I was going to say, as if he was going to stop Mando. Oh, not that. Yes, the cyborgs are good. You never get to an airport, Rags. Whenever the insecurity, there's just one dude standing there with an axe. On the runway? Yeah. Can I just say how fucking cool it is? It's just a company walking outside with an axe on the runway. Ain't it really cool how we've collected all these awesome characters throughout the show, and they're all getting together? This is the Avengers assemble now. Oh, they're our cringe team. There's the black chrysanthemum, and those are the cyber punters. There's Atlas Boba. This is the Mandalorian, Din Djarin. I'm way more effective than all of you put together. I'm actually not a Mandalorian anymore, by the way. The mods have done a thorough job of surveying the streets, but we lack the numbers to cover our territory if an all-out war comes. This is like it. Of course, you only have like eight people. Yeah. We need foot soldiers. I might be able to help with that. I grew up surrounded by soldiers. But Boba Fett didn't say anything about a scene. He didn't? He didn't say a word and got his way. Maybe they finally listened to him. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, is he going to recruit Jawas to help him? How do they know that it's you? Right. You killed their friends. No, but he gave them coins. He didn't give them coins. Yeah, if you pay them. He didn't give them an egg. That's true. No, he's flying away from them. This is just a show of memorials to Larry and Terry and Adam. They knew that was Bando? Like, who's waving it in? How could they have possibly known? Also, you're about to manipulate me on that. Jawas have incredibly good vision. So he is going to recruit Timothy Oliphant then? I guess so. Yeah, we'll have him in the next team. Why not? Why does he have to go and recruit? Oh, wait. But if this scene is like five minutes. We're almost done. Yeah. Do you want to park your starship? What the fuck is this show? Do you want to park your starship? You got to do it out there in the flat. I'm looking for Marshall Vance. I don't think you heard what I said. I heard you. I'll take it from here, Deputy. Where did you come from? Oh, do you not see him? This fucking disappeared on a thin air. How did you come from? He was just standing in a wing. He was obscured by the other guy from the camera. Every single angle he was moving behind the guy. He's much taller than him, too. Can I buy you a drink? So that we really... This isn't their only scene. We're going to have several... The Boba Fett show. Hey, Boba Fett was in this episode. He didn't say a word. But he was in it. Yeah. No, but he was there. I can't confirm he was there. Oh, do you think that they put the skeleton here and then they built the building around it? Or they found a way to fit the skeleton into the building? Well, it's that family guy joke with a couch. Like, trying to squeeze it in the fucking... Honestly, got it. No, stop, stop, stop, stop. Twist it. I am. And we're going to have... It's the Star Wars thing, right? Yes, it was. That's why it works on multiple levels. I'm not sure I'm going to find a way to put it in the edit, but it's a... I'm going to recruit your town's population as warriors to fight some random... What the fuck? Just grab... Call. Why don't you... Cut the rest. Surely Star Wars got devoid of people who want to fight for money. Surely, like, as a bounty hunter, you know of mercenaries and like... No. Maybe like a band of mercenaries. No, Jay, for hire? He's only aware of the people we've seen him meet in this show. To ask for a favor. I'll tell you what, things are tough around here, but I'll see what I can do. I mean, I'm not against the idea of hiring Cobb specifically, because he's a gunslinger. Gunslinger, yeah. Him specifically, sure. I don't understand the whole, like, yeah, I need your people. Like, they're a bunch of random like... They're miners, aren't they? Like, leave me alone. Remember what happened last time you recruited the town's people? They all got melted. Off the shark, recruit the banther. You recruit the banther. He can eat the enemies. We're up surrounded, by the way. Oh, really? I was in a bad gunslinger, man. Really? He's a Clomor's guy who's coming. Yes. Yeah. Okay. You can tell already. But I'm already... Yeah, Clomor's a cowboy hat. He's got a very distinct look. Where the hell did he come from? It looks like he just walked in from literally the desert. Did he walk in? And the only reason he noticed is because the wind chimes. Yeah, why are you wearing that hat? He calls his wind to happen. Are we really doing more of Not Boba? He just came from nowhere. The middle of the desert. He just appeared. He's getting here. He's getting. I don't know who that is. Interesting. No way. Nothing to me. Deputy's going to get shot to establish that this new person's back. Yeah, they're telling us that Deputy Man is aggressive, so he's definitely dead. Why are those down there? Yeah, I was about to ask. An annoying reach. Whatever fat is paying you will match and all you've got to do is stay put. Hey, the marshall ain't for sale. Wait, the marshall ain't for sale. Didn't he just get hired by Boba Fett? Shut the fuck up. I think that's what Cobb's face was. Be careful where I was sticking my nose if I were you. He don't have a nose. I think you don't have a nose. Hey man, that's what his people's nose is. He never has to be careful where he sticks his nose. I would love it so much if the fucking sheriff replied, you don't have a nose. You don't have a nose. I actually didn't really like that. Boba Fett is a cold-blooded killer who worked with the empire. Wow, those blue goons are distracting. You should have never given him armor. Yeah, right? Uh-oh. So the second I just didn't shoot. Oh yeah, I guess he just didn't do anything. And I guess- Oh my god, his fingers are so flumpy. His gloopy fingers. Very flumpy fingers. Datoine belongs to the syndicate. As long as the spice keeps running, everyone will be left alone. Oh my god, he's so cool. Yes, it's time to walk all the way back. So they brought him back just to kill him? What? Also, dude, he's facing his back to the whole town after killing the sheriff. No, he's not dead. He's just hurt. Well, even still. Oh no, this flight is all a problem. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. That's what they're going to go with. This whole town's going to fight now. Oh, I love this one. I like, I love this one. Be quiet. Where's Max? He's already made me think of Max, isn't he? Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, did you see how poorly the fucking musician was miming in the back? That was hilarious. He was just vaguely wafting his hand towards his guitar. Can we take your helmets for a clean? No, that's dumb. I want to clean my helmet. What kind of fucking, what the fuck kind of a thing? Imagine if you walked into an establishment and they're like, do you want us to clean your clothes? No, I gave you for a drink not to clean my shit. That's not real liquid in there. And those cups are clearly glued to the tray so that they don't fall off. You're nitpicking rags. Yeah. They put a bomb in there. Yeah, it was like a bomb or something. Yeah. Yeah. They weren't out yet. They did. Not the sexy twilocks. I can see that all of us care about this. Wait, what happened? I'm just glad something happened. Oh, we're back here again. Why are we here? Was there a character in the show called Boba Fett? A Boba Fett show? Is there a character in the show Boba Fett? I don't think so. What do you eat? How do you cook food? Why can't they admit they just want to make a generic, like a generically all-encompassing Star Wars show? Like just admit it. Just be honest with yourself. It's unclear when we start an episode of the Star Wars show, which characters we're going to be spending time with, and that would be fine. This is me thrill. Builder said it's worth more than all the shire. And he's going to grow out of that. Hang on, hang on. Was that the entire Beskar spear went into that? I've been saying this forever. No, I don't. No, there's, there's. No. Oh, what? Are you giving him a little mini lightsaber too? A little tiny, give him sting. Oh my God. No, no, no, it's his first day. This is a lightsaber. Please, Luke. Please. Luke, no. This is very unresponsible. I'm not a child. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He just said it belonged to Yoda. That's what Yoda does. How did you get that? How did you get that? Don't give it to him. Don't. Do not hand this to the baby. No, what are you doing? No, I'm saying no. Why a shape of an android? Can't you just make a new sword? Do we need to get someone else's? This is so irrespective of him, baby. The lightsaber, please. You're a terrible pain. And I choose only one. You know, the other Greek. This is the, this is the lightsaber, right? Wait, really? If you choose the armor, you'll return to your friend, the Mandalorian. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. But if you choose the lightsaber, I will train you to be a great Jedi. Why are you letting this tiny child make these important life decisions? How is it supposed to understand the gravity of this decision? Giving the lightsaber is not my life. He's really loved it. He's giving, like, he's giving him Yoda's lightsaber. I imagine him going up to, like, Finn and saying, hey man, his Lando's plaster. Why give me Lando's plaster? Oh, you know, I feel like it would be... No reason. No reason at all. It will take you many years to master the ways of the Force. And you may never see the Mandalorian again. You are not prepared to make these decisions. Yeah. Just to not understand the gravity of the place. This is incredibly irresponsible. On my heart, so I guess he's still in character. Which do you choose? Oh, Lando. Right, that's going to be our hook for season three. We don't know. What the fuck? That'll be the base. What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? That was a... What are we doing? What is happening? What are we doing? What is this? What a dumpster fire. Finn, two episodes since Boba's Fett said any words in the Boba Fett show. Yeah, like, this is not the Boba Fett. This is not the Book of Boba Fett. This is the Mandalorian season three. How does Tamara Morrison feel about that? The Star Wars show. It's generic as hell. It's getting Star Wars stuff. Let's look. There's Ahsoka. There's... It's Cad Bane, right? That's his name. Yeah, there's Cobb. There's obviously Mando. It's everybody. We're doing... It's everybody. We're getting the whole crew together. And I guess next episode, we just have an army to fight the Pikes. Yeah, well, we're doing a big fight. It's just going to be a big fight in the last episode. Yeah. And then they'll be like, join us for season three of Mando with Boba Fett, presumably, will guest star. Boba Fett guest stars in his own show. I've never seen this before. The only reason I've seen was in there was just to remind you that this is what we're doing. Why do we see the Jawas again? Was that just... Same high to the Jawas, you know? I'm legit curious what Tamara Morrison feels like. They're hauling the skull of the sandworm. Yoda getting shot by the... Yeah. Rather, I feel like they had to make up for lost time and making the syndicate or whatever, like, bad. Evil? Yeah. Yeah, let's just have to blow up the bar, I guess. And I still don't really know why. You interrupted their business and they've attacked you as a result. That seems normal. That's the problem we've entered into, though, for, like, the finale. So we don't really know who the syndicate are and the pikes and what they want. We don't really know what the spice does. We don't really know what the state of affairs is across Tatooine or the outer rim or anything, or, like, what the heart wants or anything. Sounds like they just want to move spice with their gun train. That's all it sounds like they want to do. Just let them do it. And all we have to work with is that they apparently shot at the Tuskens, which presumably that could have started ages ago, that they shot at each other. We have no idea. I bet the Tuskens started it. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, the most evil thing we've seen them do is still the gun train, and that's basically still all we know about them. And even still Cad Bane has turned up. So does the finale. Cad Bane turned up because he would have been told that three of the pikes syndicate were killed and their operation was stalled by some guy in the middle of Moss Pelko. So he clearly came here to tell him to fuck off, and he offered to pay him, and then they end up in a gunslinging fight. So I'm still sitting here like, I don't really know who I'm supposed to be rooting for. I'm a little confused. Yeah, I suppose because he's the good guy. He's called the Book of Motherfat. He's also the good guy. You know, we should be sad that he was shot. I'm just like, I don't fucking know what happened here. I don't know what happened. I feel like it's a problem that you've had. You've made a show about a crime boss, but, like, you don't want to do a, you don't want to do, it's black and white. It's just a boss. It's just a boss. It's not a crime boss. You're right. He is just a vague boss of things and the pikes are the bad guys. There's not a back and forth. It's not a steady escalation. It's not one mistake. Someone gets killed and then it causes a blood feud. Like, we're not, what, why is it meant to be a crime lord show when there's nothing of the sort in this? And then we spend two episodes on Manto instead. Yeah. It is insane that four of the episodes were spent on what did we achieve in that? It's like, we learned that he liked the Tuskens. Yeah. I know where he got a stick from. So that's where he got his stick from. And he killed the Sala. He killed the Sala. He forgot that he drove his ship into it. You've never seen this coming. What a Frankenstein of a show. Yeah. I would say that this episode in particular, like the last episode just felt like a Mando episode. This one felt Frankenstein. It felt like they put the cob stuff at the beginning in the end to remind you that it's Boba Fett and then they have that little bit in the end. And then they put Boba Fett in to remind you that it's Boba Fett. I still stand by. Cob Van to me comes across more so as a Mando thing, not a Boba thing. Yeah. I guess in a certain sense, it's just that now he seems to, this was like them connecting a Mando thing to Boba. Yeah. So this is, this was clearly supposed to, like it wouldn't feel out of place for him to appear in the Boba Shet show. Like if Mando didn't appear, I could still see this decision where he appears, right? And you'd be like, oh, I know him from Mando. Whereas like, if you cut all the Mando stuff from the episode, I think he'd probably still end up in the story that they'd write if they didn't, if they weren't splicing in the Mando stuff they've already filmed. I could totally see him still ending up in there. But it's still, I don't know, man. I don't fucking know. That's pretty bad though, that one. Well, so I've been hearing for a lot of people that this episode is great and easily the best. I, I, I, it's obvious. It's obvious. It's obvious. Upside-down clown world. The last one was the best one. Not this one. Oh yeah, I still think it's better than any of the, the first four. I don't know if I agree with that. I'm not sure, I really need to try and separate this out of my head because it's like, is it good just because of the fact that Luke is being like, training is good and you should be nice. And well, that's the standard. And that puts it above all this shit we've seen. Except at the end when he says, hey little baby, make a decision that will impact the rest of your life. Do it. Here's a sword. Here's a sword. Here's some armor. So just to be clear, here's an object that's far more dangerous than a sword. Yeah. And the training droid that hits you with, I know they're not lethal, but they're still blasted as a baby. Yeah. And what's Ahsoka doing? Is she just, she's just around. Yeah, she's just around. Yeah, and then she left after. I can't even say that they brought her in because she'll be in the final. I don't know why she would be in the finale. No, I, she'll be in her Ahsoka show. Because Dave has to bring in all of this guy's characters. No, it's just to remind you that she's going to have her own show. That's it. But she will. Yeah, they are making it. Right, because she's so exciting and interesting. Yes. How many episodes of the Ahsoka show do you think you're going to have Ahsoka in it? I think that she'll get the whole treatment. She'll get all of the episodes and all the stuff because I think it's, because it's Dave Filoni created that character. So I wouldn't be surprised if, I don't know, she got special treatment. That's what I've heard from a lot of fans that she gets like protections from Dave Filoni quite a bit. Whereas Boba Fett, we just don't give a shit for some reason, which is insane. He's not my toy. I can't believe how much they've just discarded Boba Fett though. It's pretty wild. God is wish. What's interesting too is, imagine you're Grogu and you have all these adventures with Mando, and then you get taken away to a planet and this weird guy, like he shoots you with laser beams from this robot, and he makes you do all this jumping and working out, just wheeze weird task. And he's like, I mean, you can go back if you want. And the baby's like, fuck yeah, I want to go back. This is shit. You're shooting lasers at me and making me do flips in the woods. Mando never made me do any of this. To hell with that, he sat me down in the classroom and fed me cupcakes. What if Mando just arrives and sees Luke put it, Grogu with the droid that shoots it. I mean, it's like, wow, I'm taking this guy back now. Yeah, this is, I'm going to call the Republic actually. They need to know what you're doing here. You can't give him a sword. You gave him a what? It's worse than a sword. It's a fucking light saber. You can touch the sword and you're fine, right? You can touch it. That's, that's fine. And because we need all those member berries, it had to be Yoda's sword that he has. Yeah, I guess. And wants to give to Grogu because he really likes Grogu. I don't know. I guess the emperor hung on to it, put it in his little, Whoa, what's the last time we saw it? Did you drop it? It got zapped out of his hand in chorus when he was fighting the emperor. It fell in the Senate room, right? Yep, that's right. So somehow it went from there to Luke. It's not impossible. I mean, him having that is something that I'm not. I find cringe. I don't think it's horrible that he has it. I think it's cringe. I think it is. I agree. I think it is cringe. I think it should be, I created this light saber and it's modeled after my masters. That's simple as that. It's just, I think it's cringe that he's giving it to Grogu. Oh, absolutely. He has it. No question on that. That's the fucking hook of the episode. Like, whoa. In the book of Boba Fett, do you think Yoda will, baby Yoda will pick the lightsaber or the armor? I'm sitting like, I don't fucking, what are we doing? What's happening? Not only do I not know, I don't care. I don't think I care because like it's a baby. I don't have a shit. It's, I don't, there's nothing to attach myself to. Which way will this baby flop? He don't know. I just, yeah, I do not care. I don't give a shit. What a disaster. I'm sure people are lapping it up because, oh, look, the blue cowboy. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh, it's Ahsoka. Oh my gosh, it's Luke Skywalker. Or when she said, oh, look out to D2. When she said your dad would be proud, I'm sure people are creaming over that. This all began in 2015 when everyone loved the Force Awakens and everyone creamed for it and it made fucking two billion, two billion dollars and everyone said it was the best thing ever and it was Star Wars done right and in that, that's why we're here. We're here because everyone loved the Force Awakens. TFA is an interesting beast in that Han Solo was almost as disrespected as fucking Luke was in TLJ. I don't know that it came across as easily to a lot of people. Yeah, but people didn't, it just, I guess people by and large just didn't notice or care. And I didn't notice when I watched it. Well, now did I? Yeah, me neither. It just, yeah, I just wasn't like I am now. Well, but like Mando's season two finale, it was like, that was, it just seems to line up, right? Like TLJ was like, what am I doing? Experimental idea was his character. Then everyone hated it and then they were like, okay, so what if we just show you Luke fucking slicing apart robots and everyone went nuts and they're like, so you guys just want to see the stuff that you know to be the way it's supposed to be. It doesn't really matter what we're writing as long as they just, they come across as what you remember. Unless it's Boba Fett. Well, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on there. I think maybe we're applying too much thought to their decisions. Maybe it's more so an instinctive creature that doesn't even understand like the concept of why it would do a thing. It just, you know, its behavior is entirely based on instinct and it just behaves. The little androids that are building that hut, they're trying to build a franchise, but they don't know how or why they're just told to pick the bricks that people pay for. I think, yeah, we're signing too much intent to the algorithm that created this show. I will say it still feels completely sterile to me if that makes sense when I see any of this stuff. There's no heart in any of it. There's no salt in any of this. There's just no meanings and no, nothing feels well crafted. We could write a new story that tests Luke in a new way. Um, that he's not, you know, maybe a kind of, you know, kind of trial that he's not been through before and moral questions that he's never, he didn't have to answer in the OT, stuff like that. You can see him go through all of that and that'll be really interesting and it would take talent to write and it would be the kind of, it's the kind of thing that you want to see happen to your established characters that you already love is then go through things that you've not seen them go through before so that you can get more of the character but without just having all the same story again. That's exactly how you do this kind of thing. I think it's interesting that I just realized this, this episode had two action scenes but they weren't like typical action scenes. First was the training, right? The first one was the shootout with the pikes and then the second one was the Cad Bane thing. Oh yeah, both of them are gunslinging like... Yeah, they weren't like really long-winded fights or chases. That's nice. Also, it's fucking terrible to me that they keep having people just turn up in areas when it's like on set, when filming it will make sense because everyone's just in the room and it's like, yeah, just turn up. It's like, guys, you're supposed to be trying to convince us this is a vast desert. They can't just walk up to each other. Doesn't make any fucking sense. It's like they've forgotten. It's like, wait, so this is in a city, right? No, no, in the desert. No, in the middle of the desert. No, in the middle of the desert, nothing for miles around, probably further. If he had rode in on a banter, I guess it would have had a little more sense. Well, because of that epic shot of him walking from really far away. It's so funny. It's just funny to me. So fucking easy to parody, right? The shot is beholden, like the story is beholden to the shots and the spectacle. Who cares doesn't make sense. I wouldn't be surprised if people say like it's an incredible shot because it shows just like the vastness of the desert. And yet Cad Bane is so powerful he can just walk right through it or some bullshit like that. I mean, it is a cool shot, but it doesn't really like follow in terms of what's happening here. Amuses me. He's probably very tired. And then just turns around and walks all the way back. It's great. What are we going to do in the final episode? What are we going to do? We're going to give us a shit. We're just going to all meet up at a point. It's like, oh, this is where the pikes are. Fight, have fun. Oh my, you know what? For the first time ever, let's have just a little post episode memes. It's wild to think we could be getting a Grogu appearance next week. What's even crazier to think about is if Din travels to Luke's Jedi temple, we could even see Han there with a young band solo. Jesus Christ, you fucking hell. I know what all of those things are. It is so nuts. Oh, the best. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Eat it up. Eat it up. Eat the slob. Speaking of that, there you go. That sums up this. Yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that the three soys in the middle are just like an amorphous soyjack blob. Yeah, the soy creature. Book and buy my fat episode six. Hard to believe. I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. I'm sad now. Bye. Goodbye. Remember how in the Mandalorian, Baby Yoda couldn't understand the concept of an arm wrestle and so he almost chokes Gina Karana's character to death because he didn't have the mental faculty to understand an arm wrestling contest and now he's being given. Fuck it. Yes. Fuck it. Goodbye. Say goodbye. Goodbye. Say goodbye and then I can hit the button. No, actually. I have power now. You already said it. No. Get back up. Always get back up. Why'd you bring me? I have some trail mix. Awesome. I have some mix. Do you guys have trail mix in your parts of the world? What is it? I think so. What is that? I think it's just nuts and raisins and stuff, isn't it? Yeah, it's like mix nuts. Like cashews, almonds, peanuts, with some dried grapes in there. So we call them raisins. Yeah, we have that. M&Ms. I foraged that from the woods. Is that something you do often? What's it called? It's the woods to forage stuff. I go into the woods to forage some nuts and berries like every time I come. They're on the trails. In Jay's off time, he lives a double life as a squirrel. Just running around, getting nuts. This one's actually what I was doing. Wait, do you tend to find M&Ms on the trail? Yeah. On other cherries, I'll get M&Ms on the trail. I like spaghetti. Yeah, no, the spaghetti's on the trail. Find spaghetti on the trail. Spaghetti is one of my least favorite pastas. You're walking down a trail in the woods. There's just some fucking spaghetti bolognese. You know what, rags? I kind of agree. I prefer the other types of pasta. I like ravioli a lot more than spaghetti. Yeah, raviolis. I like the other type of pasta, which is like 500 other ones. Spaghetti is the worst type of pasta. I like noodles, though, and that's kind of like spaghetti. Oh, yeah, I love noodles. Yeah. I love noodles. I like bucatini every now and then. Is it penne or penne? Which one is it? Penne. It's pronounced peen. Beanie. Beanie, peenie. But yeah, raviolis, lasagna, rigatonis, and love tortellinis. Tortellinis are great. So many of these sound like you're about to be tortellini by balls, LaMau. Even macaronis that are like the big ol' elbows, I love those. Those are great. Go into Google and just looking up types of pastures. Man, the variety in pasta is pretty staggering. Yeah, and spaghetti is the actual worst. I don't know that it says the worst. It's just different shapes. It doesn't really taste that different, does it? I wonder if the shapes make a difference in terms of how you can play with them. Yeah, because tortellini has stuff in it. It has cheese in there, and you can put mushrooms in there, too. And that's fucking great. I really like that. And ravioli, yeah. And you can fry ravioli, and it's delicious, gives it a crunch on the outside. Speaking of pasta, do you like rigatoni, right? I do, actually. So how do you feel about Bofa? Bofa. Bofa, these nuts! Why did that kill Mattel specifically? That was a sick burn, brah. He's a big fan of Bofa. Big fan of nuts. He's glad to find yet another Bofa enjoyer. Imagine if you were gay, but just for balls. So we're watching the Book of Boba Fett season finale today, aren't we? No. Oh, okay. No, it's not. The proper stream about something else. Mandalorian season three finale. Well, the season three. Episode three. Yeah, to be fair, at this point. It's the Star Wars variety show finale for this season, because they can't think of what to name this shit anymore. This is the holiday special for the 21st century. Don't you know what a book is? They have different chapters about different people. Yes, that is something that books do. They have different chapters with different people, except for the books where the POV is fixed on one character. Like in all mediums of entertainment where you can do that. You don't know the book is stringy. That is such an odd thing for someone to say. Books have different POVs. Yes, so do like everything. Do you really think that my problem with this is that it explores multiple points of view, and that's it. I just don't ever want that to happen. You know, it was called The Book of Oberfett. Yeah, like it is a bit odd when he doesn't show up for like two episodes. For two episodes. To be fair, he doesn't show up for 30 seconds. That's a third entire show. He's just not in it. And even the same thing. Wait, there's only seven episodes, right? Yes, this is the end. Yes, but that's just under a third of the show. He's just not in it. Yeah, like legitimately. And it's not even that he's not in it. It has nothing to do with him. Episode five is entirely about Mando. And episode six is primarily about Mando as well. We're about to find out if that was actually setting stuff up for the finale or not. I don't think so. I think that that was setting stuff up for Mando. They almost certainly were, but hey, maybe. Maybe. This one's an hour, isn't it? So it's long compared to the rest of the, yeah, Hanna. I want to throw out a clarification immediately. A lot of people in our communities have been like, man, the show's so embarrassing. They're all convinced that spice is like human earth spice. We can infer that it's something bad. It's just that the show hasn't told us what it is. Like we're only joking when we say it's put on food. Yeah, yeah. As far as we know, it could be though. Well, it could be. Maybe it's spice he takes. I'm actually like about to lose my mind because like the silk road, people vibe for control over that over the course of centuries to trade things like spice and silk and ceramics. Yeah, this could be any good. Any product depends on where it is and who's supposed to have control over it. It doesn't have to be some quote unquote illegal substance because I don't even believe it's illegal. How can it be? It'll be a drug or something. In fact, it almost seemed like they were doing that with water in the show. Maybe if there was going to be some water over water, which makes complete sense. Sure, you can do that if you want. Water doesn't have to be bad for you. Yeah, they wouldn't do that. It wouldn't make sense. So yeah, like I just wanted to make sure everyone understands we don't like not understand what spice could be. It's just we've been waiting for them to tell us what it is and why trading it is bad. I think you could describe. You could say the same thing for much of the show. Who are the syndicate? What are their objectives? And why should I not like them other than rushing it in right at the end of them blowing up that bar? The show says there's violence now and things are kind of terrible because of the syndicate, which is I don't know how to describe that other than, yeah, that's what happens when there's a power vacuum. Yeah, we're watching a crime boss show about a crime lord. So that's really interesting. I was actually going to bring this up, right? So the first thing I wanted to bring up is a lot of people have said with Clone Wars that you learn that spice is as bad as math that basically like ruins people's lives. It causes like horrible things for societies and cultures that it's around me and traded with, you know, it's worth so much that it attracts a lot of crime. And then I was going to be like, oh, crime, the thing he's the boss off. Yeah, the thing he said, I am a crime lord. I'm the crime lord. He's supposed to pay me. So like he's just a guy in a big house from what I understand. He's like a I don't make boss. I don't know what he does. What do you do? You don't do anything. He just sits around, I guess, and has random problems with certain types of tributes from people. They're totally legitimate. Shut up. He lets people assassinate him and then he hires them when they fail. Because we've mentioned this before, but if you're a crime boss, what are your rackets? Like what is your business? Do you do protection? Do you do trade of any goods? What do you do other than sit in Boba's palace and then get money from people for nothing? The other thing to be brought up was that we didn't really talk a lot about it on the actual video. We've talked about it on streams and stuff, so it's worth putting in here. Mark Hamill, this rather Luke Skywalker, the whole robotoid thing, where he's entirely synthesized, like his voice and his look. They're at the point where they basically can almost recreate anything they want. We kind of knew this already, but there was a huge back and forth with all the different kinds of people complaining left, right, and center about it. Just curious what you guys' thoughts on it are. Exactly, because we'll get it out of the way that Mark Hamill would have given his permission. Rather, let's just assume that that's the case, even if it's not. What do you think about that? I mean, it's impressive on a technical standpoint, but man, guess in the future, you don't even need people anymore to do your voice lines, because you can just CGI them in and then put the voice over there, because you all filtered all the voice lines that are out there already. Maybe one day. Just filter those through an AI and then just put them on their faces. Here's the interesting thing. We might be like 20 years away from someone just dropping their fan sequel trilogy script into a computer and getting a fully realized version of it back out in like two hours. We are heading to the future. Computers are going to be able to generate art at a scale that is impossible for humans to keep up. We're all going to get replaced by our computers. Yeah, but we're not doing that. Conversation, drawing it back. What we have right now, I actually think, is a little bit awkward. Really? That's all you got? Let me help you. Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? It's something weird about the way Luke's talking in that episode and it's not something that we were all really focusing on because we were thinking more about the event. What should I do about him? What should I do about him? He's got like the exact same tone and delivery for every single line. Would you like to remember? You will find balance as well. Get back up. Always get back up. And from what I've gathered, it's because of the fact that the AI doesn't know how to actually create like a human delivery. It just knows that this is something he said this way before. This is him saying it now. And it makes him come across as a fucking deadpan robot. Do you remember back home? I will teach you to protect yourself. No, that isn't how it works. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. Wait, so Mark Hamill, the voice was a computer? Or it was... Yeah, it was a computer that did it, yeah. It wasn't him. What? It was no Mark Hamill in the world. I feel like it's definitely cyberpunk. It's weird, no. All right, I don't like that. Basically, using a computer, you can just take a real person, put them in your story, and have them do whatever you want forever. Because there's a creepy fact about it. Yeah, this concept that an actor or actress sort of has some level of power or some level of ownership over the character and the sense of its presentation is... I think it's a special thing about acting. It contributes greatly to the artistic nature of what it is. You're trying too hard. Don't try. Do. This is a training remote. Feel the force all around you. Can you imagine a Gandalf who isn't Ian McClellan? Can you imagine a Tony Stark that isn't Robert Downey Jr., you know? And these characters by virtue of who's playing them change in their universe because a certain actor is portraying them in a certain way. If you remove that aspect from their portrayal, then there is going to be inevitably a change in universe with how that character acts and sounds and is perceived by everyone else. So this isn't even purely a meta thing. Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you. The conflict. Let me help you. Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? I will not fight you, Father. Really? That's all you got? As soon as it's now plausible to just recreate an actor's performances forever, even if they're not as good necessarily, right? If you can do that, there's now no limiting factor on how many performances that you can get out of someone playing the same character, right? There's going to be media where instead of us getting a new Wolverine, right? Now that Hugh Jackman has stepped down or a new Batman, now that Ben Affleck has stepped down, I'm concerned that we will end up in an environment for media where you just get the same actor having digitally pumped out performances over and over again and there's like a thousand Ben Affleck Batman movies and we'd never get to see any new interpretations of the characters. And it's a confusing continuity that no person can keep track of because there's a thousand movies that are all just being interjected at random points in the timeline. I've seen a lot of complaints. That's definitely one of them. I've seen people say you'll never get the human reactions and emotions. They're wrong. They're wrong. This is the funny thing to me. They might even get better. I'm just sitting there like, look, we've just been talking about how arcane's expressions are fucking phenomenal. Have you forgotten how she left you? Who found you? Who cared for you? Gave you a home. And at times like, could an actor even do better than this? Who they wanted to help. My only wanted to help. I only wanted to help my own. I told you to stay away. I think it's just the technology is far from perfected. That's what's wrong. Yeah, you know what's much more concerning to me is the idea that these machines will be able to fully capture the idea, the emotion and the soul of a human in a way that a viewer can't tell the difference or even do it better. That's way more concerning to me. Even in the video, I think someone asks is that Mark Hamill's voice and we're all pretty much in agreement. So like, oh, yeah, yeah, it's going to be his voice. And she's like, we didn't even. Though I think if we were all told to listen to it and then we put in an environment of guess, if it's Mark Hamill or not, we might have been able to pick it up. Maybe. But I think we chalked it up to Mark Hamill trying to give a young version of his own voice. That's the thing that most people aren't going to be thinking about these things when they're watching it. No, and so that's where I actually wanted to go was that there's a tweet that has like 40,000 likes or some shit where it's just talking about how anybody complaining about this doesn't understand that this is our hero in his like best form ever. And you should be thankful that we even got to see it. I'm just sitting like, oh, no. You don't understand the thing that you saw happened. Remember the part where he gave an infant a lightsaber? Yeah, I see he's in top form, I'm sure. Well, and so that was going to be the second conversation because the first one was that, just the presentation and the scariness of it and just like, get away, creepy robot Luke. But also, hey, maybe the retcon and real Luke will chop him in half because he's an android sent to destroy the Jedi. They were like, I can work out. So the second thing was that he says to Grogu at the end that choice, we were all complaining that he would even give a fucking baby this choice. But the rest of the fandom were complaining why the hell is Luke telling Grogu that attachments are bad? That's not something Luke believes in. Yeah, Luke absolutely doesn't believe in that. Jedi Luke is definitely not a person who is on the idea that you have to be detached from everything and everyone. I guess just before we continue any further, I guess it's really worth stating very plainly. This is Disney's second assassination of Luke Skywalker. Agreed. I don't want that to just sort of slip under the radar. That's what this is. The crescendo of all of this discussion, I think, was the people calling this as grand return again after Commander Season 2. But it's just like, no, they've completely fucked him up again. And finally enough, I was on, I believe, Open Bar and as was saying, does this not line up with TLJ? Is that the idea? He's going to dogmatically believe in the Jedi stuff. It's going to fuck everything up, and then he's going to hate the Jedi. Like that's how you get to do it. It already creates issues there. I guess it would be consistent in its breaching of Luke. I think that's the point that he was making was that, yeah, we should expect this because they're not reconning. They're not decanonizing the sequels. We're sending Luke there. Right. And even then, it's such a bizarre way to do it because the way that Luke should be behaving in the book of Mandalorian here is not how we... Because last time we saw him at the end of Episode 6, what we see here just doesn't follow. How would you possibly say this to Grogu here? It doesn't make any sense. Regardless of whether you're trying to make it lead to the sequels, the problem is going... All you've done is you've created another gap, which is even more of a problematic gap because that gap is much, much smaller and the breach in character is massive. He's credited, but obviously it's for his... Yeah. Lightness? Yeah. Yeah. So he's dramatically out of character, but there's one saving grace, and that is... I've seen several people suggest this. It's a fucking ruse. It's going to be a point he's going to be making. It's not actually a choice he's giving to Grogu. That can help a lot. Which... Even if they're reconned to that part, you still have Luke Skywalker... Oh, yeah. ...building a pile of rocks to live in on some planet. So I was about to raise a point along those lines. It's... The Mandalorian has set five years after... OT. ...return of the Jedi, right? So what has Luke been doing for the last five years? What the fuck have you been doing? Five years and a short amount of time. Five years is what the entire OT took place within. So what has been going on for five years? Luke should be getting letters and messages from all over the galaxy of people who are Force-sensitive and who know Force-sensitive people who want to be trained by him, who want to restore the Jedi Order. The idea that after five years, he happened to cross some fucking baby that had Force power and he devotes every single thing to this one student and is just now building up a rock hut to live in on some random planet. What have you been doing? We're jacking it. We're going to bring these topics back up because we got a current showcase on the way. But until then, we'll just do... I'm like, cool. Let's just do some memes. Just a little meme. Oh, I love memes. A little bit of memes. And then before the comment showcase, how very exciting. What does it keep getting remastered? It makes me just... My little doggie shoulder shiver. I'm like, it's getting goosebumps. This one's got to just funny. I saw it on the subreddit. Leia trusted me with her son. I took him and a dozen students and began a training temple. It's like, I mean, I built it and had a student six years prior. Like, wait, what? I'm fucking whatever. Some people take these things as evidence of retconning, like evidence that they're going to get rid of the sequels. And I was talking to Jay about this a little bit, and Jay was like, wait, so they see inconsistencies as evidence of retconning. It's like, man, we've got a lot of them. I guess they retcon the OT now. Oh, easily many times. That's not canon. That's the most uncannon one right now is the OT. Oh, this is a good one. I like this one a lot. Oh, I'm going to have to edit that in now. You have to. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, we see nice. I'll do it. I'll make the sound effect. Why? It'll be in the clip. It's part of the money. This is what people are talking about with the Disney canon. That's Yoda's lightsaber being tossed into a furnace and it gets destroyed. Oh, God, he looks evil. He didn't look this evil. He's a beard guy. He's a beard guy. There's like 50 different people writing canon for Disney. None of them have met each other. They've never met each other. They don't even know what they exist. They think that they're the only one. They think it's a special honor that they get to write the canon for Disney. And they don't know that there's 36 other people who are doing it. It's just in our rotation. Okay. This is an amazing meme. Whoever found this meme is a connoisseur of memes who has incredible taste. It really does feel like it would have come out of our community, though. Yeah, I saw this. I saw this in the words and I was like, ah, this is eFap. This is eFap distilled into a meme. This could have been made on TKO. It's a warrior of some kind. Yeah. Truncle scrimblows. Jedi master, shrunkle scrimblow. Yeah, which takes us to comment showcase. The first one is from Twitch. Yeah, I just saw it while Melo was streaming or offering. I can't remember whose stream it was from, but I saw this and I was like, pretty funny. I love how Luke was lecturing about how Baby Yoda needed to rid himself of attachment right before he hands him a lightsaber that he specifically states belong to his old master. Yeah, I remember that. Sounds like an attachment, bro. That's it. No, no, no. That's it's just, it happened to be that one. It's the only lightsaber he had apart from his own. And it happened to be Jedi master Yoda's. How he got it, I don't know. The only one he had that was small enough to give to an infant, to a baby. Yeah, and it just happened to belong to the only other member of his species, coincidentally. He works really hard to get the cars and to get that lightsaber picked it up and like his companions at the time are like, man, you really attached that lightsaber. And he's like, no, this isn't, no, this was just, it's on the floor. What? I don't know. I saw it. Using this as evidence is great, by the way, but actually we're talking about whether or not Luke Skywalker is okay with attachments. Did anyone watch the OT who's making the current stuff? It's like what his whole story is about. I don't remember those things. That was a long time ago. People don't actually remember them. They remember the idea of them, but they don't actually remember them. Rags, you'll like this one. This is George Whitaker. Rags makes probably the best point about Mando not seeing Grogu. I like this one already. This is an astute observation. Imagine if Grogu was told that Mando came to the planet but didn't bother visiting Grogu in person. To me personally, I'd be asking a ton of questions like, why would he come this far to see me and then not see me? Why even bother to give me something if you're not going to give it to me in person? Does he hate me? Does he think I'm ugly? No! Oh, I gotta take this phone call. Oh my God. So, um... That's not what it says. Bring it, this is gonna be a long boy. I hope you know that. Yeah, I know. We're looking at probably an hour each at least. Hey, look, you can just cut out like this bit. Is he going to come back again? Was he told not to come see me? And then all of this would set huge insecurities in my mind, which are the antithesis of Jedi training. Doubt, fear, resentment, desire, etc., are all passed to the dark side. Good job, idiots. This is just completely true. You can't go see him because of attachments, just like, but it's a gift from your Mandalorian friend. Yeah, it's a stubborn... This is a really good comment. It really does sort of flesh out what Grogu would think because this stubborn attachment to this concept of you can't have attachments, ironic as that is, it causes problems. People aren't really built to be like that. Especially having Grogu grow up to have to choose between his attachments and the Jedi Order. Same thing that happened to Anakin. Anakin had to choose. Apparently they can't coexist because that's how things are. Married and secret and shit. And then, I mean, the OT is completely different. Of course, we already talked about Luke Skywalker. There is no... You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now. Using his attachments and his relationship are there to defeat the Emperor. I mean, it's bizarre. It really is like you have 36 different people writing this stuff and they don't know each other exists. A huge payoff is Yoda being like, Bro, don't go to your friends. All you'll find is death. Continue training. Only if fully trained Jedi Knight with the Force as an ally will conquer Vader and his Emperor. And then he's like, I gotta go help my friends. I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I gotta help them. It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. That is why your friends are made to suffer. That's why I have to go. Like, ah, yes, Luke. The non-attachment, bro. It's like we're missing chapters again. And they've gone through the back and they're still missing chapters. How does this happen? At least it's five years away. So we've got... Whoever's gonna make that prequel can fill in the gaps, I suppose. Yeah. Those gaps are getting smaller and smaller, but I'm sure they're up to the challenge. It's the one day we'll be saying, well, what happened in those 10 minutes? Yeah, Luke, something could have happened in those 10 minutes. Oh, it's Indigo. It is Indigo. It's funny, a lot of people were like, what do you mean? The OT was well written. And it's like both had to not grow up in the OT. Luke asks questions about Yoda to another one of Yoda's species, Ghost Yoda. Ask me. You could have many answers to your questions. Oh, I didn't even think about the Force Ghost. Force ghosts constantly fuck up everything. Oh my God, why did Force... Oh, Jesus Christ. Maybe I'm... Is it better that they're not present? Because there's just more people he would have fucked up. I have no clue, man. I don't know. There's no reason why Luke should not be constantly calling upon the Force Ghosts of Jedi past to guide him in this quest. Literally generating a new Jedi temple. Like, they're trying to rebuild the entire religion slash society. It's like, maybe, maybe you could ask Yoda about it. Yeah, he's sitting there. He's sitting in his fucking rock hut and he's making baby Grogu choose between the sword and the armor. And at that point, we should get a Force Yoda to go, oh, no, choose, he must not. Instantly, that should set off red flags. This is such a mess. Maybe that's why the Force Ghosts all tid it up. They're just like, oh, God, look at this. We're done. It's over. We're totally going to get Force Qui-Gon Jin in the Obi-Wan Kenobi show. Oh, it'll be great. Liam Neeson returns. Why would he want to live in a drafty stone hut and not be allowed to eat frogs for the rest of his life? Didn't let Grogu watch him kill people. Bought him soup. He got. Can you not make it through this one? He got to go through space with him. And sometimes he got to eat passengers. Of course, baby Yoda is going. It's not what it says. To go baby Yoda. Of course, baby Yoda is going to go with Dinn and not stay with the guy with a robot programmed to shoot baby. Also calling it now. Mace Windu saved Lil' Yoda from the Clone Troopers and he and Boba will fight in season two or three of Boba Pete. They'll probably bring that to Mace Windu. I don't see why the fuck they wouldn't. He was sent out of the window without an arm. He'll have a robotic arm and a scar and he'll be like, I didn't die then. Yeah. If Mace Windu's fine. Mace Windu's fine. He don't have anything to worry about. Rags Palpatine lived. That's true. I don't know why. I guess my brain, yeah, literally atomized. But he survived twice. They created a scenario where they are creating their own future payoffs because they elaborated on through memory powers that Grogu is in the Jedi temple. So you know they're going to use that to have someone save him and it's going to be a big special thing. So they're just waiting to cash that check they wrote for themselves. And this too, again, you have Grogu spends, I guess, a day with Luke Skywalker who makes him work and do exercises and sit around. I get shot at. Yeah, he shot him with a robot. He has the scary sword he pulls out. He has to live in this hut where there's just cracks in the walls that are going to collapse in a stiff breeze and there's no air conditioning and they have to eat raw frogs. And he was like, fuck this, Mando. We had a ship and a bed and there was indoor plumbing and air conditioning. And I went to school and I ate cupcakes and there were kids to play with. And we went places like, what do you think a baby's going to choose? Fuck, to hell with this. I want to live in this stone hut. Does he have a bed? It wasn't that I thought it was impossible to build something without a connecting agent. It's just that I didn't understand why they would be doing that when they have technology. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you live like? Is there a deliberate irony in having sci-fi robots build a stone hut that was like fucking prehistoric? Well, I would assume it's supposed to be a traditional thing, right? That's not true. Remember that prequel trilogy? Well, no, but not necessarily all of them. Some of the Jedi temples would conform to this. It's of all the problems that I would have with the episode. It's incredibly low down. I think it's silly. I had something. Yeah. It just seems bizarre that you would have all of the... There were dozens of these robots moving one rock at a time and climbing up somehow. I know they couldn't have shown it because it wouldn't have made any sense whatsoever. So they climbed the structure to get to the top, yeah. Yeah. These ant robots who are stacking rocks up to make a rock dome that... No, fuck this. Like I said, Yoda's hut was nicer than this. Solus Luke with his dead eyes is the epitome of Disney's Dollars. Yeah, it is. That is epitome for future reference. No, I know. No. I like epitome. I like epitome. Epitome. The guy who had attachments to his friends and family, all of his childhood, and still turns out to be one of the greatest Jedi who ever lived, tells his students that he can't see his adoptive father ever again. Probably the only person Grogu will ever have this strong a connection to because the old ways forbid this. Fuck off. Luke from the Legends was smart enough to understand that it was exactly this kind of bullshittery that destroyed the old Jedi Order. Filoni's work was only downhill from the Clone Wars. He lost his touch when he tried to do a really childish cartoon. I don't know what touch he ever had, obviously. I don't even say that to make fun of him. I'm like, I don't know. We go further than this. He literally saw attachments save his father from the dark side. Exactly. It saved the universe. Saved the universe. And the knowledge. Vader was withdrawn from the dark side via his attachment to Luke. Yes. That was the fucking point. Luke, make a life-altering choice. You can't take back small child. Gruggle shits himself because he's an infant. It might be a cut scene, you know? Like, but I think that would have happened at some point. You have to assume that he shits in his hands. Yeah, because he can't fucking... He can't do that stuff. He's still a baby. Imagine Mando shows up in his fucking stupid Naboo Starfighter and he puts him in the little Astromech bubble and it takes days to cross the galaxy and like, Jesus Christ. Like a baby in there and you can't get to him or like, change him or... Where does he get a... Yeah, but it's still a reality that the show would never deal with because everything's so fucking sterile anyway. Yeah, that's why it's gotta put Gruggle, guys. The way we're gonna deal with Mando having a Starfighter is we're just going to ignore at the end the idea that he would ever need to bring anything with him or the traveling between two places would ever take him out of time. He's just gonna leave and then it'll cut to something else happening and then he'll arrive next time we see him. Yeah, and then he'll have all of the stuff he needs somehow. We're just gonna flat out, ignore it, or invent a plot that's totally different than his uses have ever called for in the past. I'm just imagining there might be a point where we cut to him like saying, oh yeah, sure, you can come with me and then we just cut and we don't show the journey and then they arrive together with his like, and his Starfighter is just there. We'll remember. I can totally see him doing that. They've set a precedent when Cobb teleported from behind somebody that people can just get anywhere they want with whatever they want. Star! It was funny though. It looked deliberate like they would have framed it. Like the director was like, it's been really cool to have you almost appear from behind him. Do you think the actor was like, this is, what? This is strange, but okay, I'm getting paid though. Surely you would think that these actors sometimes would just, like they would voice their concern that this doesn't make any fucking sense and it's bizarre. My favorite part is probably when Fennec says they need foot soldiers. Mando doesn't even consider any other options but immediately seems to think, there was this village I passed through eight episodes ago where half the villagers died helping me kill a giant sandwim to defend their town. Surely the surviving inhabitants would love to abandon said village and become mercenaries in the city. I've got this. What the fuck? Not only is it stupid, but it goes to show the galaxy is only as big as the last season of Mando. Oh, such a good comment. That's a really good comment. Exactly. Excellent, true. Nailed it so hard. As if, absolutely, it wouldn't be just a hot bed of mercenaries chomping at the bit to fight to get money. The mining town, right? Yep. Who were ravaged by the sand dragon that they, for some, God, don't remember how stupid that episode was. It'll be scared off by ships, but we can't have a ship here or anything to replicate the sounds or effects of a ship because reasons. They'll be scared off by ships. Oh, that's your solution. No. No. By the way, that was their reason for why you couldn't use the ship to attack it. It's such shite writing. You would think that they would have PTSD from watching their friends get, like, eaten and remember it had, like, acid saliva and it would, like, melt people? Yeah. Like, fuck me. That should make them traumatized. They're like, no, we're not going to come in. The last time we helped the dude with the Mandalorian helmet, Steve and Regina and Adam got melted. You see, unbeknownst to fucking Mando, they were attacked by cowboy alien and so now they are emotionally invested. I hate that I'm saying this, but with everything that was set up in the first four episodes, surely it would make more sense for him to go to the Tuskens. You're all dead. Not the dead ones, just not the dead ones. Just a sect of Tuskens and employ their help. Surely that would make sense more so than this. I think it makes more sense, but I don't think the Tuskens would agree, would they? I guess you'd have to pay them. Just pay them. Literally just pay them. Pay the slaves. Off the slaves. Just say that. Oh, my God, you can imagine. He's got a bunch of tradosions to hand over. You can have these. No, it's the syndicate. It's like all the syndicate that you capture, they could be your slaves. Oh, my God. See? And that would be crime lordy. Go over, find a sect of Tuskens that are also on the gun train route and say, hey, we're killing the people doing this to you. Do you want to join? And they'd be like, yeah, I imagine. Imagine being the boss of the syndicate and then someone comes up to you and says the gun train's been fucked. Like, oh, God, what attacked it? It's like a bunch of people with sticks. Like, no, really. It's like, no, really. The sticks they found when they were high on nose lizards? Last comment for comment showcase. Who wants to take it? I'll take it. This is by Gene Learns English. Oh, that's good. Boa is like a player who wants to get through the evil route but can't force himself to be rude to NPCs. It's so fucking true. You know what? Now, that I can relate to. You're like, I'm going to be a bad guy and someone's like, help, I fell over. And you're like, oh, no, let me help you. What's up? Exactly. I relate to that experience quite a lot. I'll help you, but I'll frown. I'll be evil about it. Just press the sarcastic option. Yeah, I'll be sarcastic when I help you. That makes me evil, right? Gene, you seem to have learned English pretty well. Yeah. Have a great grasp on the language from what I've seen. Good job, Gene. Oh, boy. I have to relieve myself of fluid from my bladder. Very well. Yeah. You know what? While he's doing that, I'm going to go pee. While he's peeing, I'll also go pee. Yeah, I'm going to go pee. You're going to pee. Wait, no, no, come back. Well, you better go pee. I don't need to. You have to. I thought the opposite. I filled out my water. Get shit on. Everybody's gone. Get fucked. Oh, no. It's just you and me now. I'm legitimately super, super curious to see what happens. I'm very interested in what's saying. Yeah. I'm stupid. Yeah, for purely mattering, I don't give a shit about anybody in this show. I'm just I just want to know what they do because it's such a weird, bizarre, disjointed season of a TV show. That is a weird one. All we have to do is wait for Jay to get back and we should be good. Nobody knows I'm secretly an elf. Oh my God, Jay is actually here and an elf. Are we ready? Wow. We were in the middle of a conversation. You're just like, well, start. You said this was an hour. It's 58 minutes and 41 seconds. You lied. When will the lies end? They won't. I was just lying and they will end. Oh my goodness gracious. Discuss in the comments. I'm ready to come and showcase now, though, because that's the end. Yeah, there will. Oh, I can't get it. Woo. Sand. Oh, do you think Boba will be in this one? Yeah, that's hot. I mean, maybe. He's in the previous scene. He's got to be. Do you think Tamura's just like chomping on the bit to be in his own show? No. Who'd want to be in this shit? Oh, when he said that Boba shouldn't talk as much, this is what they did. They just took him out of the show. Where were you when I made that joke like twice? But Boba Fett didn't say anything about a scene. He didn't. Tamura Morrison got his way. Maybe they finally listened to him. Yeah. Who? Sorry, what? Fucking hate you. What are they putting on him? It's a laser shot. Why are you putting a blanket on it? Where's the mare? I totally forgot about that. Oh, yeah. It was safe. The mare guy, yeah. Oh, yes. Don't betray me. We totally won't. Oh, that's the same dog creature as was in the meat shop. They love their meat. Oh, no. Oh, no, not her. Well, she was one of my favorites. She was so, you know. Well, all caught up. We could have just watched the last episode. They didn't have anything to do with the episode. Let's be honest. You can skip the first four. Skip the first six. Skip the... Skip it. Let's skip it all together. So excited. I'm having... Dude, anything could happen. All people could cameo. Oh, there's, you know, there's a bit of crap everywhere. And no one died, apparently. We are at war. Nice. It was inevitable. What was it? I see a helmet's off again. Of course. Yay, Mando, our favorite. Play the sound. Oh, no, it's not. I think so. Oh, all the people are here, too. The garrison cars. What price did you negotiate? Free. Free. He's been holding off the spice trade single-handedly. I told him we could shut it down. Okay. That's most of Jabba the Hutt's business. Are we only now addressing this? There's a lot of credits to be made from that orange powder. The long run is better for us as well. Spice is killing our people. Oh, there we go. Let the people of Freetown know that they have my word. Yeah, they call me that. You can tell Cobb Vanst himself when he arrives here. He's getting into the politics of the actual, like, efficacy of banning drugs. No, for a split second, they just bet you're drug bad. Yeah. Also, yeah, we have no guarantee Cobb's showing up. We know he won't be, but didn't Cobb literally say, like, oh, I'll have a, oh. Oh. Cobb said, if you think about it, basically, I'll see what I can do. Yeah, which to me doesn't sound like he's delivering them urgently. That's a big deal. If you get a bunch of civvies with guns, maybe sticks. I don't know. That's not going to help you in a war. If we lock down at the palace. That's a bad idea. The palace offers greater protection. If you want to abandon Moss Espen, hide in your fortress, go ahead. We're staying. The people who live here need our protection. But he just said we should show up into the palace as a fortress. And then she said, if you want to hide in your fortress, go ahead. But we're staying with the towers. Like, no, just bring everybody into the palace. Everybody just goes into the palace, right? Yeah. Oh, it's fucking new thing again. Wait, so we're going to choose to defend this, this horribly useless town instead of a fortress because it would be mean to go to the fortress. That sounds great. Maybe the Pikes want to take over. It's not in the interest to destroy the whole city anyways. It's not good cover. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They should just go to the fortress. Yeah. You won't have to worry about free town. Did you convince the marshals? No, you probably did the opposite. You probably do because you already shot their leader. We used to live among the Tusken Raider tribe in the desert. There you go, Jay. They no longer exist. We destroyed them ourselves. It's like one outpost. There's more Tusken Raider. He has no idea. Oh, that means he did kill the bikers for no reason. Wait, what's happening now? He's just going to go ahead and shoot the fuck out of the... Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, that's okay. That's what we're doing. Oh, wow. It's just funny that he's decided that evil and worthy of Eurasia compared to anyone else. Well, how do you know these are the ones? How do you even know? Whatever. He meted out his revenge on them. In his mind, the matter is resolved. I didn't realize that. The Fat Gatra is taking refuge in the ruins of the sanctuary. It will take extreme measures to remove them. Will it? I think I have an idea how to draw a fat out. Does he just talk like that all the time? Yeah, apparently, yeah. They're in a big building. Do you guys have difficulties with... There's some grenades in there. Yeah, like, you could do anything. Get for it and throw us. Let them throw us. Come in there. Admittedly, they do have armor and shit, but wait, is that R2-D2? Right. Was that R2- Okay. What? Okay, I like the one. I like them too. I'm trying to avoid letting my brain fuck me over on that one. Pit droids are cool because they look like they're trying real hard. Oh, look at them. Yeah, they do. Yeah. They're Luke bringing back Rogu. Wait, there's no one in there. Yeah, there was no one in there. Have you already get out? Is that the joke? Don't tell me it's just Rogu and R2-D2 just flew him here. Yeah, I bet you it is. Oh, god, fuck off. Just... Oh. So Luke just sent him with R2-D2? Just put him in this X-Wig with R2-D2 and was like, I can't be fucked. What the hell? How's R2-D2 meant to get back? Well, I guess... Does he have the flight to himself? Yeah, well, that's the idea, because Rogu ain't flying that thing. So the problem I just have is like, so Luke was hoping to deliver Rogu to Mando. Mando, yeah. How does he know where Mando is? Yeah, because R2-D2 doesn't know who this woman is, right? Yeah. Luke's instructions must have been, R2 would take Rogu to Mos Esper and entrust him to the nearest stranger that you've never seen before. Yeah, because she dung worms. I mean, you can just leave, you get to work. R2, you suck. Yeah. You should have locked the ship up and said Mando's the only one that can access it. First of all, the only reason they didn't bring Luke is he couldn't be asked to fucking deal with that budget, the crisis of getting all that shit together. But secondly, that fucks over Luke a little bit, I think. Yep. You know, he's probably a little bit busy, you know? He's putting his bricks together. The truth should be negotiated with the other families of Mos Esper will ensure that they will remain neutral and allow us to gain... Oh, look, it is power stands. God, they're so cringe. They're awesome and you're wrong. The Gamorian guards are posted in the Platunian territory at the Starport. Oh, God, are we doing... Oh, are we doing like a... We're setting all our people in different places. Yeah, yeah. Crescenton is in Transdotion territory. Oh, look, he put his blast on this tank. Okay, why is this... We're just waiting until the attack, I guess. You only have, like, come from or something. Why not just keep them all in the fortress? That would have been a great idea. It's a good job, though. It's a good job that his main henchmen aren't really conspicuous. Yeah, let's go. All our flights are covered. Yeah, with, like, two people each. Nobody's sneaking up on us five people. You don't even know what kind of power you have. It could be, like, five people coming from Freetown. What if I send in, like, 10,000 people? Yeah. There is someone here to see you. Why are you here? Imagine how far you have to walk. Rags, what do you think about the things you saw? Jesus Christ, like, there's so much to discuss. I'm really trying not to yell and frustration at, like, internet timing. Because, holy fuck, that was a dense 10 minutes of just crap. I don't even know, like, where to start. Jesus Christ. Boba Fett's being given battle tactics by some fucking randies using this place as a fortress instead of the palace, because the people was like, no, we're going to stay here and fight. Like, Boba Fett should be telling them that that's suicide and they'll definitely die if just two of them sit here in this place. Agreed. Instead of being at the palace where he can, like, survive, I think it's hilarious that it actually turns out that the Tuscan raiders were killed by not the bikers. We did the joke we made several times. Who joked about it. And sure enough, it happened. Boba Fett didn't do any research. He didn't try to find the right people. He just assumed that, oh, this is them. And so, boom, took care of them. So, good job, Boba Fett. Imagine that scene from the bikers' perspective now. Literally, oh, hey, it's the Dinamo. What do they call him? Daimyo. Daimyo. Hey, hey, hey, it's the Daimyo. He must be here to protect us. Oh, God! That's literally their POV in that scene. They're slaughtering us. They're killing us. Oh, why? We didn't do anything. Several of them would have died wondering what the fuck is this. Like, why? What in the world? Yeah, why? I wonder if you'll ever find out that doing that was a fucking bullshit. Well, it'll make him angrier at the pikes. Like, I'm saying he should have a moment of like, wow, I'm a fucking asshole, aren't I? What will happen is that he will find out and he'll be like, that blood is on your hands, the pikes. Right, okay, all right. He's gonna be like a pike there as he finds out and he's gonna get really cross and he's gonna shoot them all out. Slap them. Give him a slap. Luke Skywalker decides the course of action that needs to be taken is that he needs to put Grogu inside of an X-wing, his X-wing, put R2 in the back, and then fly Grogu to Tatooine, unaccompanied, essentially, to land randomly at this one place and just hope that everything goes well? What the fuck is Luke doing? I'll do it on worse. R2 seems to just be like, you're not Mando and she's like, yeah, that's fine. It's like, oh, okay. Luke wouldn't even have them come. Luke would have given you one specific order, which would have been, this is the thing, I think it's a fucking out of character thing for him to do anyway, but if we take it to be literal, he's like, only hand baby Yoda to Mando. And R2's like, sure thing, boss. Wait a minute, there's some old lady here. And how do you find him? You're a droid in a ship. How do you talk to people? Do you just randomly land and ask, have you seen a Mandalorian around here? And then you take off in your X-wing and go to where that place is? And you know what? You know what you could have done instead? By the way, I wouldn't have expected this act in general, but you have here run out and then the X-wing lands, it opens up, we have her POV only. And then she goes, oh, like she, and that's it, we cut. And then later on we, whatever we're doing with fucking baby Yoda being here. Because like, I understand you don't want to have to do all the fucking Luke Skywalker work again in terms of post-production. You didn't have to show him. He could have been there. We were saying last time, this is how we're going to have Luke meet Boba Fett. That Grogu, of course, chooses the armor. And so Luke has to fly him there. No. But now Luke just doesn't give a fuck. Luke has more important things to do right now, I guess. It could have been anyway. It could have been Ahsoka. It could have been... Yeah. But the thing is, Luke doesn't have anything bad to do. Now his only student is gone and he was just like, yeah, fuck off. When you put baby Yoda in fucking thing and then sent Ahsoka, do you think Ahsoka was like, Luke, that's kind of dangerous, man. Just saying. A little bit irresponsible. You're acting a little weird there, Luke. Someone just takes baby Yoda and runs away. What is Ahsoka going to do? Nothing. Nothing. She literally does walk the fuck off. And then she says, keep your dome on or something. And it's just like, no, not chill. This isn't... No, not cool. And she probably starts feeding baby Yoda to someone else's offspring. I can't believe the damage to Luke's character continues and he's not even here. It just keeps happening. It just keeps happening. They're so desperate to have Luke Skywalker and everything they tell us about him is damaging to his character. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. It's worse and worse. The truths you negotiated with the other families of Mos Espa will ensure that they will remain neutral. Ensure. I mean, we hope they will. That's not how that works at all. The fact that they agreed to it. If you remember, we were critical of that scene and several people were like, they're lying. That's why it's not stupid. Of course they are. It's still stupid because that means that he would have fallen for the fucking lie. These are... This is like a third of your army right here. These goofy losers and their fucking silly ass bikes. But Rags, they look so confident and cool. Moria God's nipples look funny. One pistol and they're all dead. Yeah, I don't know why they look at it like a Moria God's is like a super useful element of their team. You're just looking around. Yeah, it does. They've said, by the way, what is Crescenton's job? And it's like to stand there and just sort of hopefully everything's going chill. It's like, okay. Doesn't talk, does he? He hasn't said anything. Is he supposed to call and say something? I think he just yells. King Shark would be more useful. Yeah, so is the point here that everybody's just around? Kind of. This is a great plan everyone. This is a dedicated scene for that. You know what a bit of shit plan? Gathering up all of your townspeople into the palace and then having everybody stationed ready for a war. That would have been really stupid. Why would the pike syndicate randomly destroy the town? They need it for like money and stuff. Exactly. Exactly. Why would they destroy it? You're here! Did you walk? Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, what are you doing here? You just fucking lie. I've never seen that. I've never noticed how flumpy that droid's legs are before. They're a bit odd. What if they just fucking shoot him? I think Boba's armor looked way better with the light gray undercoat. Yeah, the black makes it look bad. Yeah, it doesn't work with the black. It doesn't look good in black. I agree. The black gray look good in it. For a job, you're late. No, attack him. You'll get a job. Wait, did Boba just try to hire him? He said he's too late to get a job, which is unreal for his character at this point. Damn. If that's not the quack to call in the stiff wing slimy. What? I wouldn't be counting on the people of Freetown to be coming any time. Oh, yeah, they renamed it Freetown. The irony is that you could probably count on it more than you ever could because he fucking killed this sheriff. You should have never left him without his armor. Okay. Just shoot him. Shoot him now. Yeah, just shoot him. I don't know if they're so good spectators. By the way, that was Mando's friend, not Boba's. I don't know if Boba will care. Yeah. Oh, no. How could this have happened? How can we deal with them when we have another Mandalorian and a Sniper? They have armor, too. No, just shoot him. Shoot Cad Bane right now. Get him out of the picture. Just shoot him as well. Yeah, we'll shoot him. Yeah, get him out of the picture. Get him out of the picture, yeah. Fennec can shoot like five people in three seconds. Yeah, it's actually inhuman. What do you propose then? Kill, rush, destroy. You mean the one that massacred your Tuscan family and blamed it on a speedbike gang? Wait, why would he say that? Yeah, why would you? Why would he say that? Why would you say that? I don't know what happened, so it's OK. The guy said that it's good that he didn't know. He wants to fight. I bet you feel like an idiot right now. But like, that wasn't Cad Bane that did that, though. So it's not going to be one of them. Those flashbacks, man. This show thinks we're so... Why are you leaving cover? Why are you leaving cover? Right now. Oh, God, flume fingers. I mean, you're going to lose, though. Yeah, you basically... He's got all... Well, yeah, like this is the thing. You could theoretically win, but you won't win against him in this show. We fight on our terms, not theirs. At least not your terms. I can take him. You're emotional. I can take him. We need to adjust. Listen to your woman. You'll have to hold on. Yeah. You're emotional. Oh, no, it's so tense. Kill my slave. How many possibly be faster than you? You killed the people that enslaved me. Yeah. Negotiations are terminated. You're going soft in your old age. You don't have a nose. Jay, that's mean. So what are the guys on the roof for? There's only one left. Oh, they just ducked back behind the balcony. Yeah, they'll just check it. Why is this guy still in the show? I don't know. He wants to get in close with Boba, I guess? No, I just mean why did they choose to have this character in the show at all? I'm still coming. Have the bikes arrived? No. Something... Something feels off? Can you be more specific, please? Yeah. What's... What's... What is the thing that you've seen that makes you feel that way? Oh. Oh, so you're dead. You're dead. They just ambushed you with pistols. That's good. So what's feeling strange? Oh, you know, everybody's pulling out pistols and shooting us. I thought we had a treaty. So did I. I thought we had it. Yes. Also, I'm sorry. What a terrible ambush, by the way. You had all the advantages. This is the shittiest ambush. Yeah, what if you shot at them before they noticed that you had weapons? He has two scopes on his gun. Is that one for each eye? Dude, dude, everyone's gonna get ambushed. I just got his gun. They pulled out knives at that distance? What are they doing? Okay. You don't want to fire a weapon. Stop shooting them. Knives. Just shoot them. Oh, shoot them. Shoot them. It's like an infection on Henglo. You have a gun. Don't look at these. Shoot them. Use the gun with... The gun train. Oh, no. So fucking bad. Oh, no. Look, Amore and God's... What's... Wait, why are they here? One pistol and they're dead. Oh, no. He's using his gun. The one guy with the gun and they're running out of his sticks. Oh, these guys didn't have guns, so they can have a melee fight. What the hell? Where is everyone's guns? Is this the war they're talking about? They're gonna push them all back the edge. Oh, no. They're putting the pickies. The long door. This is not nice. Oh, yeah. There they go. How did you lose so easily? Oh, Jesus. That was pathetic. Why did you keep backing up towards the cliff? Yeah, that was really the wrong decision, honestly. Yeah. The magic. Coordinated attack. We'll have to gather our people. Does the pike syndicate still operate out of Mos Eisley? It's difficult to say for certain that... Mos Eisley? Yes. Now that I think of it, indeed... Why would he lie? Because he works for the pikes, right? I don't know. Oh, well, he works for the mayor. I guess. But... The mayor's evil, so... Oh, my God. I'll take my speeder. Okay. All right. Wait, how are we here now? What? What have you been doing in the meantime? Oh, I took the gun. I don't know. He's got his knuckle best. Dude, seriously, I don't see how they stand any chance at all because of how fucking... Oh, I guess they're hugging. What are they doing? They're just grabbing him. Zombies. What happened to weapons? Okay, that was really weird. What the fuck? How did the bikes get there? Oh, did that guy die again? Seriously? Again. They should have won this fight instantly if they'd done it right. Throw grenade. Yeah, but she won't die, rags. None of the main mod people will die. Oh, it just kills them all. It's just Fennec's gonna wipe them all off. Okay. Oh, they just run away. Okay. Just Fennec or... Oh, they have a weapon. Oh, no. Oh, did someone actually shoot with my gun? Oh, nice. Was that four? She killed four. Yeah. And the other ones ran away. Yeah, okay. Well, that was a bad look. What did you do? What the fuck? It was so fucking unnecessary, holy shit. Hey. Thank you. Manners. I like it. What the fuck? How did they not see you get... How did they not see you arrive? You parked right next to them. Well... Yeah, how did they not see you arrive? What if they come back? Also, yeah, that's true. How did that make any sense at all? Oh, no. Now this is happening. Oh, no. Not this. Not the four pikes. Oh, no. Yeah, I guess this is bad, I guess. Dude, this is confusing as hell. Like, logistically. I have no fucking clue what's happening. They're here. On account of them standing out in the open, why don't you just shoot them? Yeah, stop shooting them. You have like little windows you can take cover in. Yeah. Also, you have a pellet. And they can't see inside because of that's how light works. They can't see inside, but you can see outside because the inside is darker than... Where does it want to go? It's half a dozen losers. She's on a bound to this core. You don't think you're going to die here? This is pathetic. Just shoot them and be done with it. Yeah, you guys aren't going to lose. Yeah, the show won't let you. Stick guys standing out in the open. Shoot them. Kill them. We've really earned this last stand between these characters who are with me. These two have been, man, they go back. They really do. Why would you rush out there? How? Catch them unaware. They're staring at you. Just shoot them now. Shoot them from now, from here, where you're standing with your guns. Both die for honor. Okay. Why are you so stupid? This is the way. If I may offer an alternative... I'm so glad I watched the show. I will. With what? With your tablets. I will write out my statement and what I'm willing to pay. He's going to say, fuck you or something. Yeah. Why are we doing this? Just for the joke of that race? Yeah, he's going to bring the... To save you. Yeah. The reed and be like, wow, he should fuck you. To save you or ego. He said we're banther fodder or some shit. Before I change my mind. Read it. And then we might kill it. Read it. You've done this. You've just got a guy killed probably. He didn't read it. Joke doesn't work. You can see this kind of mile away. Read it through your tail head. Wow, slur. Yeah. You've got little fucking droopy bits on your chin, mate. Little droopy bit. Someday I hope to see the fabled obsidian cliffs of over deep... Can you shut the fuck up? Dude, they are really extending this joke. Oh, no. What does it say? Read it. Nothing. You will leave this planet and your spice tray. If you refuse these terms, errant sands of tattooing will once again flourish with flowered fields fertilized with the bodies of... He wrote all of this? Yeah, he's very quick writer. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Wow. I really like this one. Why would you leave cover and fly through the air? Yeah, this is just gonna shoot you. Nah, but I can... We're doing... I can see the why is like... I said they would do this back in season two. The back to back. Iron Man two thing, but with these two. Yeah. Finally. Yeah. For reference, I actually feel like this is so probably odd point that I want to reference this before the episode's out, okay? But this is gonna be a scene with Boba and Mando of both... Like, you know, like Iron Man two with War Machine and Iron Man? Er, just fucking... Oh, yeah. And they're back, back. They're gonna do that with Boba and Mando. Either a hallway or an arena, but they're both just gonna be shooting their guns together. Mando might say like, we make a good team. And then Boba's like, I work alone. This is what everyone's wanted to see, right? I'm not just fucking boring shooting. Just out in the orbit. Just so fucking stupid, but it's cool. Why did he put up his arm like that? Notice Mando just put his arm up. There's nobody shooting. Why? So if he sent out the negotiator as a distraction, wouldn't it have been better to send him out in the action? Oh, one of you made a shot. Oh, no, my armor. No. Oh, good. Yes. Yeah, there it is. Wow, that was... They're just spinning around and inhumanly shooting people. Yeah, there it is. So cool. What are you doing? Did you mount him? Fuck it. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why are you running around in the open like that? Don't waste those. Whistling birds, best car is only armor, not weaponry. That missed. Those guys are going... You guys think you're so fucking cool. Oh, God. Why? Why? Why are you doing that? You just cost yourselves. Oh, no. But they're going to get saved by their buddies. A low point. Who will save them? Yep. Oh, no. It's an invincible. There's no low point game shot. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is so orange. You can watch. Who is it? Who's the one that saves them? Where did they get that? Who the fuck is this? They can't. It's free town people. It's those three towns. I'm sorry, what? What did you get here? How did you get that? What a meaningful reveal. It's how did they know? How did they know any of the? How did they know what was even happening? oh this is so terrible how are you aiming that oh now it's blown up well right these explosive rounds maybe firing I love how they're all cowering as if two people they are just immune to fucking yeah I'm sorry about the Marshall Wow all right I guess another surprise reveal no they didn't say he's dead they said he's going him down and calm down gonna be another surprise here we go how why did they not shoot you you're dead did they not continue to shoot him you can't pull off being cool on that thing stop trying you're in the arm it was like bent the wrong way you don't have any cover they're just gonna kill you all you did was arrive to be shot at was the point of that you could have flanked them you could have done anything you're all just do oh he's wookie man somehow he escaped being cruel yeah I guess don't have armor you fools no they're only hitting him in the open he's dead now surely they're taking a fucking armor legit taking a piss right now promote that man oh it's not doing your shitty little payoffs fuck off is this oh we did it everyone it's a good thing that the bad guys just can't hit fucking anything they're gonna come back with a tango like an ATS oh yeah they go back remember his visor that should that can see through walls I'm glad they remembered that one grenade we should get inside we should get inside yeah we should definitely go to cover you should definitely go to cover go to cover right now run yeah look at those they look like they're from timid air what are you doing this feels like a jack-and-dax today oh they have the fucking she'll do okay so now is the time to leave yeah this is the time to atmosphere man you are stupid yeah whatever they do why aren't they doing it what are the basically the fixically droidekiss right yeah big ones the big boy droidekiss that's not gonna work why did what a wise probably not gonna work didn't do anything obviously we for the show it isn't for dramatic effect I don't know why the robot stopped shooting yeah yeah now it's just the total waste wow oh now they want to shoot yeah i was gonna say if they had shot a little earlier geez how are they missing this track we'll distract them no go inside why are you walking it okay why did it not oh wow I would have opened with that you know what I would have opened with these things actually yeah jeez dude what are we doing that's easy that's fishing a barrel fishing a fucking how are you missing okay why are you still doing it don't work when you try to please so they're gonna get them to shoot each other what are you doing yeah yeah they are no no oh no not even the dark saver can get through these shields fucking how are they made of why are the robots not shooting them we need to harness the technology I saw that yeah I noticed this is the shittiest fight scene I've ever seen in my life we're pretending that the enemy's on right in front of you trying to kill you hello oh they missed what are they missing we don't have to distract them just they'll miss you I'm you know making them shoot each other is actually a much more interesting way to defeat them the whatever the hell we're doing right now I assume that's what they were doing bye how is it missing wait how how are they still being chased how are they behind cover already it's not working whoa oh that one is really far away oh it's on wow guys turn a corner how many times are you gonna show us that's not working firearms do not work he's trying to figure that oh wait what's that oh i can flimp his shield with electricity man imagine killing with these they ran out looking out oh does it not care to shoot him where did they come from how did they get oh my god this is fucking hell are these actors not embarrassed that was so embarrassing oh my god how Jesus Christ the plot armor it's actually yeah I guess we haven't become like everybody should be dead by now oh we're dead oh you're here she did not bring baby you did not bring fucking grogu you don't hear the fucking gun fire i wonder what you're saying what should i run away from i can't hear you baby you're just gonna save the day yeah i got the feeling that's gonna happen and again and again and again can't hit anything how is it gonna keep up with it how could either robot either target yeah but how could even how could the one chasing the people do it why did you do that why would that be going as fast as possible there's no way to keep it alive how is this possible how are they keep it up guys just in a corner they all just walk in the same direction like well it's got like explosive rounds so that's not gonna do anything what is she doing holding your gun like that i love how they just do anything why are you shooting at it there's no point it doesn't do anything sling it over your shoulder and run for your life they're all like doing it like they're aiming specifically for parties she's like it doesn't work it's a city you can just go around stuff it can't hit you yeah she did there is no dead end you can just go forever keep turning fucking quarters what if they throw a grenade you're dead what if they throw a grenade you're dead it's true for most of the down hold on what good luck right with the laser i don't know why i guess we'll find out what there but the shield is all around i don't know what the fuck the plan i don't think not in the clear oh my god he's actually here oh my god did you hear that reaction what what he was like what fuck me you can act man i know you can okay little guy i'm happy to see you too i'm surprised that we got wrestling on this so just a moment okay so now when you watch book of boba friends season three she'll just have baby Yoda back even though the last season ended with him leaving him do you mean mando season three oh yeah yeah why is it how is it still keeping up with them how how it's going at like half a mile per hour why are you shooting it it doesn't do anything you need to be keeping your head down and driving in diagonals wait did baby Yoda just oh he right i'm not sure it looked like it but i don't think that's what they were how did the joint died just got shot i guess i guess that's not everything didn't look like how is it right next to them already i don't know look up so kill them all shoot them shoot them shoot your gun shoot shoot but your gun oh the rancor yeah right oh no rancor and kill it right you're telling me boba fat went off to go get the rancor and didn't get slave one yeah oh shit he came with the rancor not slave one so the robot's just gonna kill it though yeah just shoot it that's just shooting it that's an easy kill there's a reason that like in warfare you don't see i see your armor truck but i present this is easy it's just gonna kill him why is this robot so bad at aiming just standing target what is this how are you missing a rancor how do you miss a rancor yeah it's absolute insanity stop don't stop shooting what are you doing how is it missing what it's right in front of you like you can't miss why did the she why did hitting the shield flip that thing over oh now is your chance the back of it is weak i don't this is so bad it's going all red like you stupid dark saver it's just shooting that the rancor is fine kill the rancor it's still why are you not killing the rancor when you apply more pressure at the front the shield has to work harder at the oh okay okay wait why'd you you could have just chopped the legs but okay why is it not shooting why isn't man i don't know anything mando oh it can't shoot oh oh wow look at that that was easy wow it started if we have a war it's going to destroy the city not like this rancor yeah we did it patrick we saved the city oh landing on that backpack that must be painful yeah well if he had been fucking faster oh that's like fucking team america level puppetry yeah yeah come on crush it yeah comparison on screen rest of it how is baby Yoda powerful enough to do anything it like day of training with luke it's fine wait wow you fucking kidding me the one place it went for how did it not crush his leg though that would have crushed his leg anyway do these people not understand what force is like no not that force the other force how are you that strong whoa that must have i was mando not moving at all by the way okay yeah just shoot him shoot him what wait why you went you went off to the left and then you came back from the right oh hang on how how many minutes did we spend just fucking around with these two droids like 20 minutes on the scene oh it's still not the other one's left yeah god this is so embarrassing this is you have all these resources and you can't make anything oh yeah see this is still happening looks like a match for that kind of fire yeah why are you sticking your head out the top that thing is invincible explosive stuff blow up the walls what are you doing you don't have to zoom in what was the point of that what you can see just yes bionic eye thing what are you doing no that's how you get shot in the face yeah can you pick off some of the fighters i'm used to desert hunting where did we just looked at the look at what are you guys doing i can't miss it this range i'm gonna get out of the open desert wait desert hunting means that at close range you're more accurate i have no fucking clue what that meant no it's so nothing that's waiting for you to stick your head up again and they'll shoot you oh we just got the other okay it's rancor okay i saved the city oh they ran away i probably would have too if i saw a rancor this is so lame that's it's gonna come out and they're gonna have to fight again i want to write to rancor and here we go but i wasn't already tired of watching these fucking morons to fight these stupid robots how is it alive wait a minute shooting it hurts it that's a crazy idea how is it missing how is it missing it's missing so many times okay that legs are more accurate than its guns it's dead it's gotta be shooting keep how is it it had a had a little plate in front of his belly oh it had some metal on it okay well even shot in the arm and it got it all i can't tell guys the shield is gone you can start shooting it now yeah though this would be the time to use all your guns to shoot it i don't even know what to say i don't even know what to say uh stallus fans are probably kumin i guess because the rancor i'd yay we won the battle what a fucking stupid thing to have chosen to do and the only reason you won is because none of the robots could shoot suddenly can't believe the reins are attached to a nose ring yeah we won they just got them to shoot each other earlier so yeah where's cad bane then you were holding an infant dude where is cad that's fine is he gonna have a rancor maybe don't hold the infant in this situation oh no are they gonna be a oh no why would you leave cover to be behind her it's broken you don't need to oh my god oh that was not necessary we really saved the city how are the blasters not really hurting that rancor right i don't know why they're even trying why bother you cannot win the show will not allow you to yeah what was the point of that oh no destruction uh well they did this screen he was lying oh okay oh no it's ad bane where have you been oh no ad bane is gonna kill the rancor with a pistol shot well nothing works so i don't understand what he's gonna use okay with your gun oh all right you have a gill bag okay why did you throw your gun away what if the rancor just swipes them he's dead oh okay it's afraid i get it's leaving right it's like it's it's fucking up i wonder how i wonder how many innocent civilians it's gonna kill i guess it doesn't it doesn't care about its pay bonded father no cad bane you are surrounded by dozens of people you're on your right why is he got his gaffy stick does he yeah he's never had that attached to his armor before is he i guess he gonna fight i don't know what's your angle obtuse that was a good response right see thank you very much but he just i'm very proud of that actually because cad bane's just like us no fucking clue why boba's doing any of this does cad bane think he can kill all of them he's probably got like a dozen rifles pointed at him right now he probably thinks he's still in episode six doesn't realize the plot arm is gone for him now i'm still faster than you maybe i'll just shoot with your armor isn't yeah just a cad bane can do something revolutionary and shoot him where his armor isn't are we so satisfying if he just fucking killed boba oh yeah please kill him keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting please oh we're doing great just keep shooting him just don't stop shooting the legs shoot him again shoot him again shoot shoot him wait why does boba has another a new rocket on his back oh yeah i guess he's he re-stocked hit him with the oh cad you're getting close buddy he's getting too close you've been shot twice where's his friends they're all gone where's everyone else everyone's dead are they gone they can't be gone oh he's gonna lose knee rockets and shoot him in the dick shoot him in the face look out for yourself anything else is weakness blam he gets shot in the back oh he's giving up oh no i guess he oh this is a stick okay when was the stick if only he had yeah at least he has a stick this is embarrassing yeah that wasn't anything that's he just won oh his face is funny he's doing funny faces he really does look like crypto from destroy all humans are people upset that this is how cad bane dies i just killed cad bane because that was lame as fuck that was the lamest shit i've ever seen what is this what are these shots we keep cutting like between weird different angles another one oh wow another i don't care really feels like an amateur like what the fuck is this angle his hat didn't even blow away like a tumbleweed crossfades look so oh the rat goes running all over rancor did you catch his line he said something like um you know you should be alone only look out for yourself one core is on the lures the dex just tried to eat the curly blasters will fuck that thing up right oh wow oh my god wow that should have killed like all the final boss of this episode now um you're not in charge seriously though i'm like i'm crawling up the tower it's king cong yeah there's there's your long cong coverage right there i can't wait for the bi planes to start circling oh my god we're really doing cong yeah what is this keep him safe yeah what okay now we're doing this now what's he gonna do hey rancor please stop oh so what is this gonna do it's just gonna grab you yeah there you go okay now okay well i guess oh that makes oh so he's dead oh you're dead he's just dead you're fucking dead you just you're dead think of the force needed to crash him through that he's dead what are these sound effects what was that he's crafty he's wearing a helmet wow he's really lucky it didn't bite him at the seam keep doing it keep doing that fire thing he's fine he's fine he's fine it's fine eventually you're gonna die he's fine i'm a fucking baby i'll save him yeah oh it really cares about mando how did how how wow your neck was shitting her pants she didn't notice this doesn't work because she doesn't know what baby Yoda can do so she would immediately run to try and save him otherwise she doesn't care about him i don't i don't feel like she's running in that situation no it was closer than now now it's a bit late because the rancor's right there yeah yeah i do like your little thing force music everyone horse ex machina no it's like when anakin did it and in attack clones remember that's like when ray did force heal on the worm that's what no fuck that anakin had like anakin calmed down the three horned beast jay that's a better reference how did baby yoda learn how to do this uh it was really good it probably because he just do it remember luke said he's he's remembering more than i've even told him oh did he give it a brain aneurysm i guess he did the mudhorn kind of and crushed it no he lifted that fucker up in the air true but that knocked him out if you remember sort of and then mando stabbed it no no no i mean it knocked out baby yoda oh yeah but this is but he had a day of training right right he jumped on some rocks on a stream i'm guessing there's not gonna be a barbecue um no people are gonna be very upset oh he's gone asleep how cute and then we showed this okay that's a weird syndicate forces have pulled back from most aspects yes something bizarre happened all of our people died i don't really know how half of my men were either shot or eaten by a rancor is that what you call hospitable a little shooting already so oh my goodness the guards are dead my order my first order of business is this guy would be to leave this place right away why was that edit where are those shots coming from they're indoors where are they coming from windows little tiny windows little tiny windows from little tiny fish oh wow how are you strong enough to oh my god oh my god you wow you hang him in your broken neck can you even do that to that creature i guess so is this like a group of people or one person yes i don't even know wait from behind what oh how did you pull yeah we'll use cop's teleporting trick uh i guess the shot thing that she was doing okay because she was doing nothing else oh that's the oh that music was weird yeah that was weird that whole all of oh this has been so weird it's all i've been this has been fucking bizarre was that the war are we done yeah i guess we're done after math time yeah yeah they're gathering they're dead it's time for boba to appreciate the work he's done for this wonderful community look at him smile yeah he's so smiling thank you for trying my home saving our town from those spice runners by the way was that rank or yours thank goodness there's no spice on these streets anymore as he's holding a piece of rubble you should take a nice soak in the back to tank that's all you do is soak in a fucking back to tank yeah i mean it wouldn't be unusual wow he's been shot by these wheelbarrows better than shooting how is that building still here we found that we managed to find a little bit of food in the rubble to feed her it's my it's my it's my it's my sister's arm she was killed in the rubble in the collapsing building it's all we found of her and it would have been crazy if they'd drawn the battle to the uh the palace you know that would have been a really bad idea huh yeah it wouldn't be really bad if some of the palace took some damage oh don't show these guys again the cringe it's sad that they survived but here we are it really is he didn't even bite it it's all there wait i thought christ santum was the one in the back to tank he just said oh yeah they have a rubble cleaning joy that's useful who's in there maybe mando did mando was an engine yeah boba was it oh i guess man oh do we get no shot with rogu and a little dumb thingy so in the day so what if grogu has to take a shit in that little thing yeah there's oh god oh that looks bad it does look bad no don't break it gonna get claustrophobic in there like legitimately have a panic attack was fucking stuck in there for days it's so stupid compared to how it could have been all right but this is the last time oh my god there's not a inertial dampness in there we've really reset mando is gonna hang out with baby yoda for another season did they say boba fett is that what he's saying oh they are saying boba fett are they saying boba fett no they're saying hum-de-dumb hum-de-dumb hum-de-dumb look so much better here because he's got the gray on instead of the black they are saying boba fett oh my god they are oh my god dude you think that's all treated as like the music had an arc it's comical that is that is comedy gold oh god this was bad this is embarrassing the funniest comedy of 2022 and i wouldn't video near as funny if you didn't know the people try that's how you know it's a comedy it's got matt berry in it you sounded like he was shocked you know matt berry was i was just excited to see it the name of an actor i like a lot guy walker luke skywalker yoda yoda yoda yoda yoda yoda yoda yoda oh that might be it actually he put cab bane in the back to fuck cad bane cad bane cad bane cad bane cad bane rags has been broken by the music it's like a pokemon rags is trying to recover from all of this i understand this has been garbage rancor rancor rancor rancor rancor rancor rancor rancor rancor oh my god ah is it cab bane is it why don't you i don't know who else is cab bane what obi won oh we weren't in the fucking back the day he was on there and fell oh it's oh it's calm calm oh it's stupid it's okay cab bane corn of a car of a car it's the um the mojo right yeah wait so i'm gonna give you an i'm gonna give you a robot stomach so he has a lighter without it that means they brought his body injured to the but to the palace remember it was news to boba fat that this had happened when they arrived in the battle yeah but you know so oh there was no one at the palace they could have just waltzed in and did whatever they want you're right that would have been no one at the palace how do they know there was back at the palace i don't fucking whatever that was the end we did it man it was horrible oh my god is that the rest of the three seasons or what are we looking at guys what yeah i think i think it's literally impossible to choose another one because they ruined boba fat ad Luke Skywalker again yeah again they ruined him again a second time guys what the fuck was that this is insane why didn't we just watch it was so bad what the hell were their ideas we're gonna create in my life like this is just a basic lesson in stakes we create big things and large amounts of people because then the audience would be like oh no how will our heroes survive but then we make them inept and they can't aim and they don't shoot like well then why would we care this film this thing thing this structure it well i've never seen plot armor like this this is nuts this is just a flat out refusal of enemies to have basic aiming and just shoot not even aiming just shooting it just won't shoot it's getting out in the open yeah they just wouldn't shoot all the pipes stand out in the open and whenever they do shoot they miss dramatically every time episode one those droidekas roll up the first one's roll up they deploy shields pop and they just pew pew pew pew pew pew pew and they just don't stop they just don't fucking stop you gotta run away and then the Jedi are like oh we gotta run away because this is bad news and now we have super mega droidekas who just refuse to shoot they will not do it can you believe and they cannot hit these just the blatant targets running infront of them and these things can even teleport to apparently talking about that when we spent like before those even existed in this episode we spent ages watching bober and mando just keep getting shot in their armor over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over trying to make it like this dramatic thing it's like no they're just falling over like bumbling idiots season 2 episode 6 same exact thing remember when mando got shot like 20 times in the middle of the fight but didn't change anything it's just like why even bother They're just indestructible. He could be crushed through buildings that fucking robot steps on his leg like crushes his leg But it's fine because he's got best car a best car laid on the from the top Stepping on best guy like makes it lance off instead of just crushing his leg underneath the weight And then yeah getting thrown through buildings like the best car should have gone straight through his leg into the sand with The weight of that robot and it just doesn't because Yeah, at what point do we just How how how at what point is it too stupid? At what point is it so stupid that you just like snap out of it? I would pause it that you shouldn't feel embarrassed if you like this you should be embarrassed if you like this because you think it's smart That's oh, yeah, like it's so yeah, it's so absurd that you could like how stupid it is. Yeah, I had fun um, oh I was saying earlier only under the knowing that people intended this to be dramatic and interesting Like that's what's making it so funny because it's just so badly done I I think I burped and inhaled that was weird. Um, so No, luke skywalker He sent he sent grogu here in a taxi And thank goodness he did because grogu apparently has the jedi force training and power necessary to tame a rampaging rancor and to Prevent all the death metal pieces. Yeah, I can't imagine the sheer Raw strength it takes to pull a piece of metal from the inside of a Machine like that. I don't I don't think that obi one could do that I don't think yoda could do that. I don't think any jedi has the um as the power necessary to pull a Mechanical piece out of that like the the whole the thick ass metal piece from that leg One of the last things cad bane says to boba is like let this be my final lesson that um, you should always be in it for yourself Otherwise, like you'll never make it or something like that So like if that sums up cad bane that he's only ever selfishly in it Your floor like don't you want the demise of him to be connected to boba fed having friends? not You just hits him with a stick. Yeah, because it was a one-on-one. So like I assume that's what you would want to do It's like cad bane is like having friends as shit and then he's like nah You're dead. You're dead. He's like no ratio So cad bane uses his flamethrower and that makes the rancor so fucking terrified that it runs away and mando Uses a flamethrower inside of its fucking mouth and it's just like oh Please don't do that. Yeah, imagine just breathing fire I don't see how the rancor isn't dead a dozen times over. Oh, well the thing is this was rancor is a big Which means they're indestructible rex. That's how that really hard time Yeah, we should probably imagine that they made the rancor immune to just everything They made it more immune to damage than the like super advanced droids with magic shields By the way, remember what killed the rancor in episode six. Oh, yeah A door fell on it spikes. Yeah, and but this rancor who's a juvenile apparently Can just absorb what essentially is tank laser shots And blaster fire and it could go through buildings rex. What you don't understand is that a door falling on you That's a lot more. That's a lot more force than a tank shell You just need to learn this kind of stuff if you want I guess I do embarrassing that you don't know The door was heavy and big I love that part where one of the robots finally shoots it once and it falls into a building It's like, yeah, maybe if you just like tried that A couple times you'd win that, you know, I don't know But then when we shoot a robot one time and then it's like, oh that clearly doesn't work And they shoot it again. So all that clearly doesn't work and then it's okay. Let's try that a thousand more time I guess mando mastered the the sword. It didn't look very heavy at least He was uh, he was swinging it a lot in that first fight I think they were trying to make it look like it was hard for him when he was using it against the droid the first time I think they were trying to make it look like he was struggling with it. This whole episode man. It's just So much garbage. I don't remember what it was like a condensed nugget of shit Yeah, it wasn't that condensed. It was like really overextended God, it was just like a three hour fight scene Yeah, like three things actually happened But it it was literally just they show up they fight and then they win right But we have an extended sequence where there are these two droids that takes them like a year to kill Yeah, nothing about it's clever. So why the hell do I care because it's just a matter of waiting for them to fall over really Yeah, that's what the fights are is people shooting and then other people falling over and there is absolutely no care or attention that is paid to cover or positioning or Good aim or just and there's no semblance of tactics and strategy This weapon doesn't mean anything compared to this weapon. It's all the same. I've played a lot of like shooters Anything that could make combat with guns interesting has been stripped out of this show. Oh, yeah And it sucks and it's not even just guns man We're dealing with all kinds of awesome weaponry and they just they just fumble it everything the people that they hired to try and kill the black chrysanthemum is As a bunch of little weak people with knives Yep, and sharp sticks and they they try to bum rush him instead of sending the guns after I I can't even one sniper aim for his head while he's just looking around exactly That's the thing one shot will kill him All you have to do is just shoot him in the head And he's just standing there out in the open Just have one guy who's behind him Just shoot him in the head Yep And remember there is a guy who ambushes him from behind, but he hits him with a stick Yeah, he hits him with a stick and it doesn't do anything where boba gets a stick It's like 45 45 That's like unironically 15 cuts in a span of like five seconds with him and cad bane. Yeah Because like that was Christ you're right They did like a thousand cross what even is happening being dead Wait, I hang on. I just want to look at this frame by frame He like lifts up his arm and gets shot in the armor question mark Yeah, I guess And then like manages to swipe that whole stick past him enough to hit the gun out of his hand That's what they want us to think happened. Then he spins because he's super cool And I guess hits him. Yeah in in the belly And then grabs up his leg And then the next pistol comes out he grabs it off from a stick Right that that was absolute cancer to watch. I've seen people saying More so this one than the others that the directing has been really crap and it's like I'm glad eventually you notice It's just rushed as fuck. It does feel rushed as fuck. Hey chat right now Those in chat who like cad bane. Was this satisfying for you? Fucking hope not Is cad bane canonically an idiot loser who monologues before he gets stabbed by a stick I mean, he definitely was he definitely did that before like he totally was a guy monologued before His voice was everything he said was that he he had the edgy voice. That was the most he did have the ultra edgy voice He's mega edge If he went around talking like an to talk for a while Yeah, if you went around just like talking in that maybe you know in the same accent But just like a normal person would talk with that accent It's like I would be a lot more receptive to his design He's on the phone. No, you stupid computer. I said customer service representative He shows up at the end of episode six and then dies Yeah, yeah, if we've been honest here, he should have been here from episode one They could have established anything about him over the first four episodes or hell even the first six Fuck that make him the villain make him the main villain make him because as it stands He's just he's just a guy who shows up Or super weird for us because like we're close to having zero additional context or close enough anyway So it's like it just comes across as cringe to us instead of the way it's supposed to which is like Fucking cool. I'm sure if we'd watched the clone wars, we wouldn't think he was cringe. He's probably not dead You stabbed me at my mechanical heart Luckily I went to the mod shop guy and he gave me a mechanical stir room They are loving that they've introduced that aren't they they're like, haha, we don't have to kill anybody ever now No one can ever die. They'll be here for ever Man, I'm really happy that mayor assistant guy is still alive. He was my favorite character Remember how with vader surviving he was like he was severely burned But like the emperor took the emperor's like personal facility to save his life And then he fucking he was like forever like he could only live outside of his life support in like a special bubble And he had like a permanent respirator and all that shit. Yeah, remember that now you can just have some guy give you a mechanical Stomach, but let me ask you this in the history of fiction Has any character actually been killed by vaporization three times probably we have hit a new bottom I feel shell shock This was awful guy. It was it was really bad. This was off. This is worse than I ever imagined Hey, but at least we can look forward to what's next I remember when I remember when disney star wars was new and I was hyped at the prospect of this show How do those even aim? The left hand makes it really funny to me Also, I just wanted these are these are some post episode memes. I figure I can oh, yeah, they're gonna cheer me up I'm sure we just watched the 58 minute meme. So Here's the one check that out Okay, these two characters are actually interacting and it feels like a fucking dream Hashtag the book of Boba Fett. We're even talking about I think it's Boba Fett and Cad Bane when they're like They've all interacted before haven't they in the well not in live action. So yeah He then says I am just sitting here in absolute fucking shock Hashtag the book of Boba Fett. Well on that we agree. Yeah, I'm sitting here in absolute I'm a little bit shocked that was really bad. I wasn't shocked by how bad it was. I was just like, yeah, that you know I wasn't expecting to show Luke Skywalker again That did come out of left field because I I they had the perfect vehicle to have Luke Skywalker meet Boba Fett Which is what I thought they were gonna do in them doing shit Like we could go in the fortress to defend ourselves or we could stay in this ruin Let's stay in the ruin. So stuff. I'm like, are you fucking molly and they didn't even stay in the ruin They went outside. They didn't even do it. Oh flanks are covered. Okay. Good job Why must you torture us this way? Why do we even need a place? The only people who died were the fucking guards the two green guards the the Oh, yeah, they they Oh, they'll be back in the next None of the ones with an actual onscreen bike in one of the four main colors that exist It'll be retcon to or something. They'll land it on something soft. And so they'll be okay That last tweet is the one that really gets me the I haven't reached the fucking title card and I'm completely losing my shit It's like god damn. Who is this joker? Well, there's a lot of these Leader, I didn't like this meme you please I will now show you a meme that is representative of the current star wars community I'd like to thank the person who brought star wars back for the new and old fans I like to enjoy and it's like sit down jj. We're talking about you. We're talking about Dave Filoni, of course Oh my god, he's a chunker No One of the most embarrassing like force awakens isn't that like embarrassing. It's bad, but I don't find it embarrassing Dude, it takes like this is one of the most embarrassing You have to dig around to find the flaws of tfa a little bit. You have to do a little dig Yeah, it kind of hides it under just it's simple the sheer confidence of tfa almost it can blind you to how terrible it is It's like so confident in itself in the level of embarrassment for each film I think it is a consistent rising from tfa to tlj to Yeah, cause tross was very embarrassing. I'll agree with that like and then I think this is more embarrassing than even tross I think you might be right. Yes. This is more embarrassing. I think that this is more embarrassing So, yeah, the sharing memes about how he's saving the entire franchise, which I just blow my mind But check this one out. Hey, you know Fringy when you read this as though it's your own Point of view because I'm sure it would be This is Fringy's actual opinion. Yes unpopular opinion. Star Wars is currently at its Best since the original trilogy. I like the not counting the rise of skywalker The other new movies particularly rogue one the mandalorian boba fett and all the up This is an interesting census. They haven't even existed yet. All the upcoming series are truly the best star wars I've seen The way they're exploring new territory while also expanding on some of our favorite characters. I think is genius Sure, we could nitpick some dumb choices made like colorful speeders on tatooine But as a whole it's really everything This can Man, that's uh, that's a easily in those shows. You know how happy I would be with the show If my biggest problem with it was that the speeders were too bright colors I'm telling you that's how that's how these people are. That's what people just I think it confirms the disappointing thing Which is that episode three was poorly received not because it was stupid but because of the bikes Just bikes because people don't fucking give a shit about writing. Yeah, like the colorful bikes being colorful Is what like number 643 on our list of issues. Yeah, I don't like it It's a fun. It's not even it's not even like wrong No, it's just it looks tacky Yeah, it just looks weird and I do I I feel like uh that sense of all the upcoming series are truly the best is like That's pretty telling of I guess the mindset. How can you? Yeah, the shows that aren't out are the best he's ever seen Well, I think I think it's just the standard problem that we see now with specifically like big ip's It's always forward-looking. It's never really like what's happening now It's always speculation on the potential going forward Like the idea of an obi-wan show is enough to make you like happy Regardless of what it even is sludge pipe sludge pipe sludge pipe It is very much Dude, this is this is like sludge This whole show was just sludge setting us up for like the next thing and just getting it out there to make sure That there was a show on disney plus For this period of time to make sure that people retain their subscription Feels like that's why the show exists and why it came out now because it wasn't done Like clearly rushed. There was no story. He had no story Yeah, at the last episode. He just said i'm good. The last episode did nothing for him It was just we've expedited the character development to okay. We got boba fett now He's changed the tusk and changeman then he killed cad bane and wrote a rancor at the end You saw how he made a stick though. We did see how he knows We spent two fucking episodes with those goddamn tusk and raiders Yeah, yeah, one there's three. Oh two and a half I guess sort of two and a half. Yeah I don't want to remember. I missed the gun train and it all amounted to nothing Someone posted this on the subreddit It was a really big video and it was basically just celebrating everyone's reactions To something that happened in this in this show I just wanted I plucked a few of them out because I was just so Enthralled by them. So, uh, we just let you show you guys this little video Oh my god, it's him I've never seen someone so clearly asked me to turn into a soyjack It's played up. It has to be played up. It's sure. Wait, wait Do the whole thing and then have a commentary right because there's a couple easily. Yeah, okay, okay He's got a Jesus Oh my god, are you kidding me? There's no way Yeah No Ah, yes Who might you be it is Like that the images what the fuck is that hat? Guardians of the galaxy Shouldn't it be facing the other way? I want to hear his voice. God. They're just bringing everyone in. This is felode at his best right now I don't believe you're that excited. I'm so Yeah, I have a hard time believing that start of this compilation. I was like, yeah, you know, I could see us reacting If there were like five good seasons of a star warshow I don't even think the amazing seasons of star wars nothing. I don't think I don't know what it would take to make react this way I don't know Well, there's an example By the end by the end of like no, we've never read writing thing There's an example in a certain really cool show that uh, that has something similar Right, but you don't react like this when I didn't write no, that's what i'm saying Is I didn't react like this. It was more like ooh Well, let's think back. Let's go to something we've all seen. Let's go to spider-man no way home when they introduce james garfield and james Yeah, james james garfield and toby mclintok and like The context is important. I smiled Like oh, hey A lot of people in my cinema cheers. Well, that's the thing when that middle showed up Plenty of people in my cinema already cheering now. I was just smiling Because that's I guess yeah, I was I was smiling too and some people you're like, oh, yeah This is the thing though, right? Like because it's just this fundamental because we had to deal with this at the end of the last Arc with mando. It's not that people can't have fun. All right. It's never really been about that at all It's that um, first of all, let's just assume it's real for the sake of the which I'm very I'm happy to put into contention because like there's an industry built so that you get more clicks and views the more you react Right, but if you take it for what it is there's like a real happy reaction from fans That are just happy that their show is doing things that they want It's like yes, but it sucks for the people who think that this is killing star wars like entirely as an ip Yeah, because of course if you see this as a writer after you just wrote that fucking pile of shit And you're like, whoa people loved it. Wait next season. We just need to get more What did we say when we watched um The end of season two we were just like they're gonna they're gonna take the wrong lessons They're gonna take the wrong lessons and the thing is well from a certain Point of view they've taken the right lesson because it worked Well, that's the thing. How long can we call it the wrong lesson if the goal is money? Yeah, they're only doing what people are receptive to And it seems like it is just cameos and hey look at that guy. Isn't that cool? Look at them go when people say like you you really just hate people enjoying things Huh, it's like you do too. Trust me. There are things that people can enjoy that you will hate that they enjoy I don't hate that these people having fun. I just look at it. I'm like, oh, they're gonna do this again Now they're gonna keep fucking doing this every time every season every episode will have a new cameo I feel like episode six was better illustrated in this than episode seven episode six was just every five minutes It was a new cameo and people would have gone nuts over it's like When doth mole shows up again in live action whether it be a movie or a tv show Whether it's the obi one series or not people will go nuts and I'm pretty sure that is where he's gonna show up because uh Obi-Wan and him fight in rebels or clone walls or something when they're they're both much older So they're gonna milked off more probably. Yeah, and people will go nuts again And they won't be a fucking story. They won't be characters. You won't need them Maybe we don't need them anymore. Just they just show up People just clap at the the cardboard cutouts of what could be characters because they recognize the visual and that'll be that We can have some hope maybe For the obi one show. Maybe it's made by people who care. Maybe it's made by a different team You know on the bright side with what we were talking about at the side of this video though with um Soon you'll be able to just fucking type your fan fiction script into um an ai and it'll be able to spit out a full live action version of it for you Hopefully that kills this shit Because when people can get when people can type something into an ai and get all the fan service they want They're gonna get overexposed to it and that'll stop them from caring fans of tlj Big fans of it hate this shit too. By the way, they're on like our team And it's uh interesting to look into it because yeah, the thing is they like tlj Because it's like and this is going to be the most controversial part of the video get ready tlj like was doing stuff with characters it actually was doing It intended to arc people and develop them and grow them and have a point to make which by the way Is like neat. That's like a thing we want. Um, it failed at it. It did really badly at it this show Is like not it's not risking anything. It's like no, no, no We have we have boba fat shooting people down. We have mando shooting people down It is it just doesn't realize that's what it's doing. Oh, yeah, it's accidentally done it with boba's character. Yeah It fucks boba. It fucks luke. It just doesn't seem to realize that these like hefty changes It's just like yeah, I changed my mind because like the people who employing me were they were bad Yeah, i'm also talking about like the biggest payoffs or all the stuff that the tlj people were like You guys just wanted a big shootout giant robots Is like yeah and look how successful this is now apparently that was what most people wanted The tlj fans this is the straw man that tlj fans were saying that people who didn't like tlj wanted instead And look, we're still pissed and we get comments every once in a while of people being like you guys will never be happy And it's like damn these were our two choices This was what's on the banquet table these two someone's saying that you will never be happy with anything It's just such an explicit i am coping I am coping with the fact that you don't that you are not impressed with this Because there's no way that i genuinely believe that you will never be happy with anything But i just need a way i just need an easy out to dismiss your criticism and the fact that you think it's bad That's what anyone's saying was when they say that i still think these will age like piss as well Because like there's just nothing that attaches to your heart in this outside of really superficial shit You talk about it now, but i don't think it's gonna have any enduring Well, do you think that let's say we get five mantises in total and three boba seasons in total Will people even be able to remember what happened in each way? I don't know I think it'll be the same problem that the mcu has had right where it's like what happened in ant-man and nobody knows Well, like what happened in captain marvel and nobody knows they have a vague memory of enjoying it But they can't tell you anything about it Which is definitely not what i want out of the stuff that i like Well, let's take all of the the clown people that we just saw Just cooming in their pants because they saw a cowboy Right and just ask them if you could right after the show this episode ends It's like could you just give me a just a general overview of the plot of the show like what happens Can can you tell me about a couple characters? Tell me about their traits? Maybe The show idealizes itself to be they'd be like it's a really interesting crime show crime lord show with boba's trying to You know, but they'll give you all the crap and you would be like give me Probably would say a crime lord show Well, the thing I was the thing I was thinking right was okay So if we had seen Like if cad bane was like actually the most interesting and nuanced character ever written and star was writing None of us knew that because we just not seen the clone was but holy shit that guy Really interesting character. Maybe i'd react that way. Maybe i'd react that way that way, you know Maybe not exactly that way. I'd probably be able to control like myself But I probably would have a strong reaction to seeing in and then I realized But I'm seeing him in the boba fat show. I would be like, oh no, they're gonna fucking ruin cad bane with these incompetent clowns They've brought him the most interesting character who I love so much into the show See, yeah, that's how I would react if I saw like my favorite characters showing up here Yeah, I seriously can't believe cad bane fans would be happy with what just happened in this episode. No That was embarrassing and it's the big concern with kanobi, right? It's like, what are you gonna do? What are you what are you gonna do? I'm gonna do to a lad He managed to get through three prequel films and not be assassinated So no, yeah, he was yeah, the biggest issue was just had he was as stupid as everyone else in that trilogy We've reached the point where it's like man the prequels. It's like at least there was something there He doesn't have anywhere near as many instances of stupid in in the prequels Well, it's because a lot of people do in any of the disney shows. Oh, yeah, he's relatively Yeah, he does he does some stuff that's just straight up like we've we've reviewed him I've just been like that was yeah, that's normal. That's that he decided to do that Stuff like that, you know, there'll be people in chat will be like, yeah, you should bring back lucas like no That's just let it die It's time to stop. It's time to stop. No, you know just decanonize disney. Shit, right? That's the that's the And honestly if they decanonize disney stuff and they brought back lucas and some other people to like say, okay Don't prequel it though. I'd be happy to give it a shot Well, yeah, I'm also when I say let it dies because I know exactly what we're gonna be getting which is all this Shit, but ultimately like the really the truth is just like it would be cool to give star wars as an ip now to a lot of Different creators and just let them come up with something until one of them strikes gold because star wars You got so much potential But you keep fucking it and people are blown away happy about this It's so bizarre because like it's just such a joke to us all of it's like a farce Like nobody would really make this would they and then everyone else is like, what do you mean? This is like some of the best content we've had in ever It's like a nonsense show. It's not a story. I feel like I'm barely watching a story It's just things happening for no rhyme or reason And all in service of what's next stay tuned. Welcome once again to a very uplifting episode of eFatmini Talk about how great star wars is doing right now balls Thanks for watching. I would bad though one fucking shot is fire flamethrower at the shield. That was funny That was really funny Like he did the thing with shields that boba didn't do but in this case it was stupid It reminds me of you know what it reminds me of is um Is the scene in the simpsons movie of all of the characters trying to um destroy the dome And ralph was blowing bubbles at it It goes in his eye Yeah, that's that's what that was That's exactly what that was. Hey. Hey, that was a simpsons reference for the episode. Oh fag. Fuck you did that Holy shit. We nearly went through the whole episode without a simpsons. We were I told free. We had to make sure we did that So nice. Yeah Bye rags Rags did not like that. All right. That's a perfect ending. Thanks for watching everyone. That was it Oh my god. Bye. Bye We're finally free of it. Whoa That was all I missed it What? Oh just um The character did a spin it was like a cool spin. There was the whole reason I was showing it to you, but yeah It was it was just kind of cool What'd you bring me