 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and this video is sponsored by Guardian Tales, which is a classic action adventure RPG with a very cute pixel graphic style. It is a unique story with a different theme for each chapter, more than 50 characters and over 200 unique equipment items within 10 different equipment types. Characters and equipment can be acquired through loot summons and they have a variety of costumes for characters to change their looks. Collecting these characters items can complete collection sets that grant in-game rewards. You get a lot of variety in this game, a good few gameplay options to name a few. You got guilds where you can have a little guild house, you can customize them and walk around them in real time with other guild members, four player real-time co-op raids, real-time 1v1 pvp and floating castle. Floating castle is where you can create your own floating castle and you can place buildings and structures that generate wealth over time. There's also single player story mode where you can clear stages by solving puzzles, battling monsters, finding hidden secrets. So you got a lot of options to choose from there. If you want to check out the game, the game is free and available to download in the description below. You'll see my little link there if you want to check it out. Yeah, whatever I further do, I hope you enjoy the video. Oh, okay, we're changing that because that's uncomfortable. Now he's the seed, which is much more comfortable. I'm way more okay with that. All right, start those life. Oh my god, this is gonna be so confusing. Okay, and we're gonna try and have as many babies as possible. Look, we already had one. The seed himself. Oh my god, just reading his little bio. It just sounds really dark even though it's innocent. I am a cancer. My name is the seed. It just sounds so bad. I thought I just said I had a baby. I was like, I'm five. No, we had Pedro seed. God, that must be kind of depressing if you were Pedro. Like the other kid is called the. So he's like the focus for short. Like he is the seed. You're just Pedro seed. I might have a bit of a problem. My mission is to create as many kids as possible. And not only did I just get hit with a bowling ball, but my looks are at zero. How the hell am I going to have like a hundred babies if my looks are at zero? My neighbor is a stylist. Oh, please make me look fabulous, darling. I'm like seven. Okay, there we go. I got a bit of a boost. Oh, classmate. Kiss with tongue. She tasted like horseradish. I mean, I probably look like a horseradish judging off my looks. I'm a horseradish with a nice haircut right now. I'm 18 now. Takes some time off. My looks are 11%. Now the hell am I going to have children? Ah, let's see what are my options there? Oh, it's working. Oh, yeah. There we go. One night stand. You can tell because the game went. Oh, yeah. It's just really disturbing. I imagine you are on a bus just playing this game because it doesn't have really any audio. And then randomly it just goes, oh, yeah. I think I just get off at the next stop no matter where it is. All right. I did it again and it says it looks like she has some craziness going on down below. What does that mean? Don't use a condom that would stop the baby. No, I have a peanut on sore. This is going to be the worst video I've ever made. Drink it smoothie. That's a home remedy, I guess. I'm going to go to the doctor. Oh, great. I can't afford the doctor. Fantastic. Mom, can I have some money? The seed needs caring. Your mother said she couldn't help you. Come on. It's supposed to be you have a face only a mother can love. Please love me. No one else does. What the hell? They won't give me money. It's not like I'm asking for a new PlayStation or something. I need money for the doctor. All right. I'm going to have to find a job or something. Maybe I could do some crime. Why does it always end up with me doing crime? Oh my God, a stun gun disguised as trek. It's perfect. What about a lawnmower? I'll eat it like a goat to save on petrol. Okay, good. I have doctor money now. I'm rich. I have syphilis and I can't afford treatment. Please. I'm $59 short. Can you caught me some slack and speaking of money and what I'm going to do? I'm going to write my will and testament now because I don't think this is going to last very long. There we go. My net worth $315 is going to charity if I die. Let's get a real job. Sherrod's Patrons Abigail Alicia. I applied for a chimney sweep position and they said I'm not the person they're looking for. Who are you looking for? Surely I can do that. All right. Let's try porn set janitor. Yes. I'm a porn set janitor. With any luck, they'll be like, okay, you. Yeah, you come on in. And then he can have more babies. The seed is one step ahead of the game. Yeah, this is definitely going to be my worst video. Donate sperm. That'd be another way. They're not interested because I look terrible. Oh, that's got to hit your confidence. I'll go one year with syphilis. I can do that. And then I'll go see the doctor. Your friends are all joining YouTube. Yes, sign up for it. Trust me. It's great. Why am I going for another hookup? Oh, you know what? Sleep with it. Don't use a gun. There you go. You gave her syphilis. I forgot. I just kind of autopilot it to that. I meant to go to the doctor. Stupid Kevin. Yes. My syphilis is gone. Let's just do that in the office. Penis enlargement. Dr. Bullocker, Dr. Pincock. I don't know if Dr. Pincock is good for penis enlargement, but you know, I go with it. Oh, I can't afford it. Is the other one cheaper? No, I kind of like the sound of Dr. Pincock anyway. With a name like that, he must be good at what he does. I'm going to wait until next year. Get the surgery. It was botched. I should have known with a name like Pincock, it was a disaster from the start. You were feeling a homosexual tendencies. What are you? Well, let's say bisexual then, because you need to have babies. Maybe I could adopt. I got rejected. That's no surprise. Yes, my name is the seed. I'm a porn set janitor, and I just got over syphilis. We'll add you to the list. Thank you. And yeah, I want 50 grand and you represent me. One my lords suit. Take that, Dr. Pincock. And more importantly, we let the community know that Dr. Pincock is a dick. All right. Get me the surgery. Are you serious? You botched it. Jesus Christ, dude. It was already botched. All right. Time to get suing another 50 grand. You can do it again. Can't you? Yes, I won. I probably could have looked for a bit more, but the seed is not greedy. All right. Let's just get every other surgery. Oh, no, they are. It's all the same surgeons. There can't be two. I'll move country. I'll emigrate to get a penis surgery. All right. Ireland. We're going to Ireland. Oh, porn actor. Don't look at my botched penis. I'm not qualified. Okay. I'm a porn set janitor again. I've transitioned to this new country perfectly. Yes. Yeah. 20 grand for 1.4 centimeter. I don't think that was even the surgery we needed. We needed, like, to fix all up here, you know? Is it the eyelids? The eyelids are the problem, aren't they? Ah, yes. The eyelids solved everything. I did realize, actually, they were moving sideways instead of vertically. They were closing horizontally, you know, like a reptile or something. All right. 60%. I should probably just go to the gym or something. Instead of just getting all this surgery, let's join in gym. Okay. No, that gym is not affecting my looks. More surgery it is. I don't even look like the seed anymore, but maybe that's a good thing. He got hired. He's a porn actor now. It's like, I just called him yesterday and they're like, nah. And then I come back with tons of surgery. How about now? Are they hiring me on the spot? Look at his age law. I'm feeling depressed because after this birthday, it doesn't matter anymore. I chose to film my next porn scene on top of a pool table. Well, his looks are 100%. All right. Got a bit of money in the bank now. He's a successful porn actor. Well, he's a porn actor. I don't know if he's successful. It's just the seed. Okay. We're dating Holly Owen. Please have baby. Yes. First baby, keep the baby. All right. Now, find more people to have baby. All right. Baby. Acorn. Acorn seed is her name. Sounds like a celebrity name or something. Look at these stats. They're all getting up to 100%. Time to find some one night stands. One night stands. She tells you that she loves you, but no one enjoyed anything. All right. Keep going. We need more babies. Baby girl. All right. Maple seed. Just horrible names. Your girlfriend, Holly wants to break up with you. She says it's because things will never be the same again, probably because of all the other babies he's having. Insult her one last time. You called her a dimwit as she was walking out the door. I like that the alert was stay classy. All right. Since your mother left me, I'm abandoning you. Acorn seed. Oh, he's very unhappy now. Why? You get up and go has got up and went. You're also dealing with some crazy itchiness. What will you do? I think I'll go to the doctor. Dr. Daherty, would you take a look, please? Oh, yes. Of course. I mean, I should probably just keep doing the hookups and then get it fixed because otherwise I might just get more STDs. I could get them all done in the one go. That might be a good idea. I'm not paying. Oh, Jesus. All right. Maybe we should check this one out. Oh, gonorrhea. All right, Doc. Can you put the gun and gonorrhea, please? Cured. That doctor is good at what they do. Yes. Baby time. Keep the baby. I call this one bitch seed. They're like, did you mean beach seed? No, bitch seed. You were officially a porn star. I thought I was always a porn star. Now he's a famous porn star. Great. I have subscribers on YouTube. Is he doing YouTube? I know he signed up, but I didn't realize he was actually doing things. A mime has been following around town while mimicking you for six hours. Call the police. A mime? All right. My fame is skyrocketing. Time to make babies. I hope I don't die. It would be kind of poetic, though, in a circle of life and all that. I'm sick again. Go to the doctor. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's got HIV. The seed has HIV. I don't know if I should still be working as a porn star with this. My fame has gone up to 84%. Your daughter, Maple, is asking you to pay for a college education. That's not my responsibility. For the focus being making babies, it's not working too good, is it? Like, he's become a famous porn star, but that wasn't the goal. Oh, God, I have HIV and gentle herpes. All right, the gentle herpes is gone. Doc, can you look into the other thing? Need more baby. Okay, for HIV. Oh, sweet Jesus. This is getting really dark. Oh, my God, I have 350,000 subscribers. How is this the most successful person I've ever had? I can't even pay 123,000 to appear in a magazine. Literally, a few years ago, I was a janitor on the porn set. Look at that, the amount of followers. I've never made a video post one video. Let's do a cool dance. Like last time, I was actively trying to become a social media star and it was near impossible. My ex-flexair sent me an image of her little girl outfit. I sent her back a close-up of my mouth. Why? Oh, my God, it's pretty itchy. His concern is going up. Go to the doctor. Come on. Please cure me. Chlamydia is gone. I need to start the HIV issue. Oh, my father died. Thank God. You know, that that I wanted him to die. I just thought it was me. Let's do a gaming video. Let's cheer him up. He doesn't care that his dad's dead now because he posts gaming videos on YouTube. Give me more baby. I gave her HIV. This isn't working for babies. I'm just giving people a lot of disease. You've been forced to retire? Why? If they remind you that you're no spring chicken, I get a pension of 168,000 a year. On top of that, I'm only 53 and I have a really famous YouTube channel. You notice that your memory isn't as good as what it used to be. Oh, Jesus. Crossword puzzles. Hook up. Quick, quick. You gave her HIV. I want to give her baby. Come on, dating app. Please. I need someone fertile. Oh, this one. Fantastic. I'm going to let you read this name. What do you think it is? I'm waiting. Seersha is the answer. Yes, we're dating. She's like 20, but she's insane. So hopefully she'll have a baby. She doesn't want to make love. Why? Is it the HIV? Be honest with me. Yes, she's pregnant. Okay. I just had to give her a laptop. I keep the baby. This one's apple seed. What a lovely name. Wait, it went viral, did it? Oh my God. Oh no. No, I didn't. I lost 76,000 subscribers. I thought I gained 76,000. I was like, oh my God, people still love me. They're not interested in vlogs. What about a bit life video? They'll love that. You lost 72,000 subscribers. Oh, sweet Jesus. All right. How about a challenge video? Everyone loves them. You lost 68,000 subscribers. I'm never posting again. Yes, new baby. Banana seed. This is the unloved one. The problem is all the hookups he goes on. It's all with old people. Oh, look, there's bitch seed. He's doing fine. Oh, no. I just gave his girlfriend HIV and now she's upset. Thank you back. Oh, there's 20 year old. Yeah, she's pretty crazy. How does she have so much money? What the hell? All right. Well, I'm now dating her instead of the other one. Your girlfriend Kira does not want to make love to you. She asks that you don't request that in front of the kids again. Oh Jesus. She doesn't want to have a conversation with me. I think this relationship is done. You called her a sausage shack. She's walking out the door. Oh my God. Try this name. I'm loving all these Irish names. You got to guess it. I'm giving you a second. It's Sinead. See? You'll learn on my channel. She's pregnant. Okay, great. Oh, they're twins. Fantastic. Two for one. Weed. Weed seed. And then pathetic seed. More. More babies. Make more. The other ones to get back together. Why the hell would you want the filer straining order? You are the problem. Not me. This one is called the seeds seed. What a horrible name. That might be the worst one yet. God damn, they're having loads of babies. My bank balance keeps going up as well. I guess it's just from my fund. What it wasn't called. Pension. Wait, is that what Sinead is with him for? Name the kid melon seed and then we need to kill her. She only wants me for my money. Yes. Using a rocket launcher. Subtle. I like it. My kid is asking for money. No, that's not my responsibility. Feck off. I'll kill you next. Oh my God. His picture looks so angry. He's not happy in his life anymore. I found a girlfriend. Please. Baby time. I gave her HIV. It says Emily argued with me because I gave her HIV. I assured her it wouldn't happen again. She was on birth control. Emily, what the hell? The seed is not getting any younger. Stop taking it. She agreed. Great. Fantastic. I should have known something was wrong. I mean, he is the seed. Oh my God. Your girlfriend has been kidnapped. Has been held for ransom. Kidnappers are demanding 130,000 euros in cash. What will you do? Do nothing. God, she is presumed dead after disappearing at tender funeral. I mean, she wasn't getting pregnant anyway. Be fair. That's a lot of babies. Look at old bitch seed there. He's getting on in the years, isn't he? Contract 10 diseases in one life. Achievement unlocked. Oh my God. This person is extra fertile. They already have like four kids. Go on a date. Yes, she's pregnant. Perfect. I'm going to call this one Thanos for an old particular reason. I just think it's a cool name as my 10th kid. That's not bad to be fair. All right. This 81 year old still got some life left in them. Let's hit Tinder. Oh Jesus. No one in their 20s or 30s will date this 81 year old. It just, the seed is kind of, it's kind of dying. I think he's 83 years old and he's in the closet apparently. All right. Let's go to a casino and spend some money. Maybe that'll cheer him up. One million. Deal him. No, I just lost a million dollars. All right. Let's double down 21. Blackjack. Easy as that. Oh my God. I'm losing all my hands now. Oh God. Damn it. I just lost. Lost three million. Now I'm kind of broke. I may as well go all in. Damn it. I was hoping for that 21. All right. I should leave the casino. I am depressed. What a surprise. I died. Oh my God. He had one hell of a last few days there. Gave a few people HIV, went to the casino, lost three and a half million in cash, got depressed and died. I mean, he had a good life like for a few years in the middle there. That was okay. He became very famous and whatnot after the move to Ireland. I was kind of nice, but overall, not so successful. He did have a lot of kids. So the seed, like he did kind of work out. I think 10 kids or 11 or 12 actually. It's not bad. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching. If you do like my stuff, I post every single day. I also stream over on Twitch. Link for that is in the description. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.