 Oh, your feet smell. It's not my feet, it's these pants. They sat in the wash overnight, and they smell funny. Which I realized when I put them on, I was like, oh, these need to be washed, but we can make it through 10 minutes. 10 minutes? I'm sorry, are they too stinky for you? No, they're dead. Well, it might affect the taste. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Are you sure? No, it's fine, I'll just help her. Hello, and welcome to, what are we, what are we doing? Trying celebrity alcohol. This is my friend Zoe. Some of you may recognize Zoe. Zoe, where did you come from? Salvage barbecue, Portland, Maine. Oh, that's where I used to work. A million years ago. Back in the day. Back in the day. So, as my boss, she said, do you do this, fucker? So today, we will be trying celebrity alcohols of various different things. We have glasses, which we'll have to rinse out in between. What do these glasses say? They're not for sale. My manager got them for me to say. I have to do this show. A tour that maybe you saw, and if you didn't, tickets aren't on sale anymore. This is a lovely maze on number nine, brought to you by, by Post Malone. It's approximately room temperature, which is not how you want to drink Rose. So the rule for this, we're tasting celebrity alcohols. We have 10 of them. We're not going to be just glugging everything. Okay? But I don't, you okay? I'm not. Post Malone made a Rose. Smells like Rose. Smells like Rose. And it tastes like Bud Light. Do you like the Rose? Like it's fine, but we're also not drinking it. It's warm. Yeah, we're not drinking it at the required or the ideal temperature. Ideal temperature. Well, don't have more. We have 10 bottles. Post Malone, we're putting you, okay. Oh, are we ranking? We're ranking. Do we have a piece of paper and a pen so that we can take notes? Wow. Okay, I have made the tier list. We've got S through F and vodka, which is my least favorite alcohol. What I've just realized doing it like this is that we won't be able to move them around. I have a plan. Oh, initial round, and then at the end. Final, and hmm. I am going to rank Post Malone's Rose. A C tier, which is average. It's fine. The beautiful thing is that we can cork this bad boy. Oh, we should also judge. I mean, we should take into consideration. Aesthetics. The packaging, the aesthetics. I do like this bottle. This is gonna be a 40 hour video if we, we gotta speed it up. It's a nice bottle. It's a nice logo. I like the glass topper. We are going to get this out of the way, which is 19 Crimes, the Cali Red by Snoop. So we'll see. Ah. How long has that been open? Ah, six, eight months. No, like a couple weeks. Oh. Like a week. A week and a half. No. Not a couple weeks. Three to five days for red wine. Oh. Whoa. So we can't give this an accurate rating. Oh, but we should rate the vinegar that it tastes like now. Hold me your glass. It looks so watery. You give me so much more than you. Hold on, I'll give myself more. Yeah. If I'm gonna suffer, you're gonna suffer. Listen, don't talk about Snoop like that. I think I'm mostly talking about how we don't know shit about wine. Huh. We didn't really taste it or smell it. I tasted it. I'm putting this at a D, a lower D and post was a higher C. I put post at an A. I'm gonna put Snoop. Sorry, Snoop. You're going in vodka. You're going in vodka. Okay, your turn to pick. That's Matthew McConaughey. Ah, I'm Richard McConaughey. I'm tucky straight bourbon whiskey. This is my shit. I mean, I have not tried this, but I drank it. This is my shit. I have never tried it. Okay, is that his signature? Apparently. That's stupid. It's an oak and Texas Mesquite Charcoal Refined Long Branch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. I think the packaging is fine. They could have gone a bit more, I think. He just realized I sniffed because he was sniffing. Smooth, like the criminal. It actually is smooth. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. As a human, who drinks bourbon? I'm enjoying it. Well, you have input that I don't because I'm the only time I'm- That I'm enjoying it, that's as far as we go. But it's smooth and it tastes like bourbon. Well, because you drink more bourbon than I do, because the only time I really drink bourbon is if I'm having an old fashioned. But I don't really drink it straight. I don't really drink anything straight. I drink it gay. Yeah, it's very smooth. Yeah, smooth. See, this one's tough because it's like, am I rating it on, am I rating it on how much I liked it or if I think that it's- Good for what it is. Good for what it is. It's gonna be a 50-50 split of both of those things, which I guess just means that nobody should take these ratings seriously at all. Stop kicking me. We're gonna be putting that at low C because it was fine, but I don't really like to drink bourbon straight, so. And A, for Matthew, I'm going to go with- Do you want me to make the decisions? We're going with Aviation Gin, which is brought to you by Ryan Reynolds. Aviators. This is usually the gin that I buy when I buy gin. I like the bottle. It's ribbed, which is kind of nice. And I like Ryan Reynolds. But the last time- Unless I don't, let me know. Smells like gin. Sure does smell like gin. I don't like the smell. But I did. Good job, Ryan. I like that. Yeah, actually. That's actually pretty easy. Good job, Ryan. That's good. I never had that before. I would A tier that. Yeah? I would A tier that. I'm going to put this as a high B. Here are the rankings. Great. Okay. This is Jay-Z's- How are you going to say it? Third is this. So really it's like- Kind of. How are you diluted, Jay-Z? Not a lot of Jay in this one. All right. Mostly Z. I do like the bottle and the cool cross thing. I think it's pretty cool. Sips it. We'll run it out of time. All right. Amy comes in from the corner. Oh! From the corner! I mean you can come and sit if you want. I don't know. Are you doing a perch? Just whatever feels right to you. Amy's kind of in the video now. Oh! Oh, hi Amy. Hello. Do your people know why we hit the table? Because I feel like that's something that we should tell people. Different people do it for different reasons. Oh! Well, so I've always done it cheers to the people you're with. Yeah. And then to the establishment you're drinking at. Yeah. Even's house. Yeah. My house. But I've heard people also do it. To see his house. Because people have asked me what are you cheersing to at the other part? And I've said, because I've always said to the establishment because I learned it from you, but they're like, oh, I'm cheersing to the people who aren't here. Oh! No, you're supposed to pour it on the floor for them so they can drink it from the ground. I'm just gonna pour it right at your foot. Oh, no. Not like a dead people way, but just like to the friends who are with. And the friends who are without. Who are getting groceries. I don't know. Let's drink this up. We're recording Let's Place instead of being here. That's pretty smooth. I don't really want to finish it. No, neither do I. I'm putting Jay-Z's Dussie. I'm putting him his Dussie at a B. The bottle is great. I really like the Dussie. I think of the things here, it's one of the best. You don't get it just for you because last time you took a long time. No, let's get this over with. We're doing vodka. This is crystal head vodka for the creative spirit. Use your head, drink responsibly. I get it because I'll probably save this bottle once this is all done because it's pretty cool. Oh, I think I just saw, I think it's Danakroyd. Yeah. Oh, Danakroyd. All right, this is going to go in vodka because it's vodka. Put it in vodka. Why don't we have water? I don't know. Sorry, Dan. It's not necessarily you. I just hate vodka. These are our current standings. White rum. White rum. Great. Selva Ray White Rum is brought to you by Bruno Mars. Oh. Psst. Is that genuine? This smells like cleaner. Which I mean, that's kind of a lot of alcohol, but especially right now. It smells very clean. My nose feels sanitized. Oh, I'd like that one too. Not bad. It's got a nice like, sort of. Oh, it's vanilla-y. Vanilla-y. It's got a nice vanilla-y aftertaste. It's like the white rum of Casamigos. That I really liked. I think that I'm going to put. Bruno, for me, is going into A-tier. That was pretty good. Did we all do A-tier for bread? For bread? Yeah, but can I add it? I'm going to, well, we'll do that for the final round. Okay, so for the things that we have left, we are actually down to our final two. We have Bob Dylan's, whatever this is, bourbon. And we have, you said this is Kendall Jenner's. And all I know about it is that, when this brand first launched, they submitted it to a bunch of like tequila competitions and it like swept. It did really good and no one knew who was producing it. And then it was like, surprise, it's Kendall Jenner. And everyone was like, oh, I take that what I said before. We're going to end on it because it's controversial. Okay. So that means we're doing Bob Dylan's bourbon, which I think is going to be fine. It's back. Ah! Ah! I've got this for you. I don't like it. I don't really like it either. Not compared to the other bourbon. Yeah, the other bourbon, Matthew McConaughey's bourbon was a lot better. It was a lot more sweet. I'm trying to, it has a funny taste. It has this oaky after birth. Ooh, no, it's a pre-birth. It attacks you too. Bob! Bob! Stop! What? Shame on you, Bob! Shit! Don't sue me, please. Is there a spot below, Vago? You can make one. There's an extra space if you want to just put Bob. It's just Bob's spot. All right. So everyone wash out your glasses. This is the magic of hand-wrapped 818. We work closely with family-owned farms in Jalisco, Mexico. I doubt it. Bring the smoothest, most natural and best-tasting tequila possible. Kendall is not my family. The reason that I'm reading this is because at the bottom of this, it's all about sustainability. Find out how we incorporate sustainability into 818. The area code 818 is home to me, but the earth is home to all of us. From the agaves we grow to the production of the bottle, sustainability and transparency of our supply chain was our core focus. We feel a great sense of responsibility and pride to have a positive impact on individuals, communities, and then, what do you do? They were, the dogs were being really cute. Yeah, you shouldn't breathe tequila. Smells like tequila. You shouldn't. We're going to drink Kylie Jenner's tequila now. Not Kylie, Kendall. Kendall, she's Kendall. They're very different. Okay, it's Kendall Jenner. Say that with a piece of love. It's pretty good. How many monies is it? Because I feel like that, I want to know. I have no idea. I know that, we don't know. But it's like that has a bearing. So it's a more expensive bottle. But is it like in the realm of Cosmigos? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it tastes like that. It's actually, it's cheaper than Cosmigos. Cheeker. It's $47. It starts at $47. What's Cosmigos? Like 60, I think. I don't like Cosmigos. Putting her at a B. We can finish this story once the- No, this is a great story. We're running out of film. Okay, Amy, where did you put the dog? We have to go through really quick into our final rankings. So now I'm going to redo mine in the sphere of these alcohols. All right. I did it. Here's them. Oh no, don't, you can't move it. I'm getting, getting, so they can get a zoom. So now we have the final rankings. In the bottom row. In the- Sorry Bob. Sorry Bob row. Which I didn't put anything there. You have both Bob and Snoops. I'm sorry. In vodka. I have moved Bob up to vodka. Well, in the ranks of this world, you know? Yes. So Bob actually ranks in my mind below Dan. Dan is an F, which is the vodka, which I hate vodka. I thought it was really bad. Jay-Z in D tier, cognac for Zoe. Snoop, I hadn't E, I hadn't C tier. That's generous of you. Well, because it's red wine. It's bad red wine. Like it's bad red wine, but compared to everything else here, it wasn't the worst thing that we drank. I don't think that's true, I think that was the worst thing we drank. Great. And that's why you put him down here. I put him here because I didn't- I think your opinions are stupid. Well, great. I put him in C tier because it's red wine, like I'll drink it, but it's whatever. In B tier. We have Jay-Z's cognac for me. You put Post Malone in B, the Rosé. Yeah. We didn't drink it cold. And I was like, mostly I adjusted it down because the other things were really nice. Like whatever that was, I really liked it. Don't remember. Ryan Reynolds Aviation Gin. Oh yeah, that was delicious. Yeah. And so I adjusted because I liked that Rosé, but less than the other things. And then you also put Matthew McConaughey's bourbon there. In A tier. We both put Bruno in A tier. That was really good. I put Ryan in A tier and Matthew McConaughey in A tier. And Kendall Jenner. Oh, you didn't put Kendall Jenner. B tier? Yeah. Okay. And in S tier, we have Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. And Post Malone. Post Malone. All right, let's finish out this video. Well, everyone, we've ranked celebrity alcohols. Me and Zoe and a little bit of Amy. Good job, Amy. Everybody give a round of applause. Come on, Louder. If there's other celebrity alcohols that are out there in the world that you want me to try, let me know in the comments below. Drink responsibly. And tell Zoe how great she is. Yeah. She's the best. Do you have any plugs? Nope.