Evil League of Evil Application - 13 of Spades





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Published on Oct 11, 2008

Super Villain 13 of Spades is working on his application to the Evil League of Evil when he starts suffering from cold feet. It's up to his henchmen to try to convince him otherwise!

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Nothing I do is ever evil enough
Can't help but feel just like a puppy that's lost it's way...
or something like that.

Every single evil plan that I hatch
Like sharks with lasers that I let loose in the bay...
or something like that.

I could spend my whole life wondering
just who I should be, but I gotta be me.

henchmen 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not bad
13 of Spades: You think?
henchmen 2: Well you COULD try something a little more sinister...
13 of Spades: Like what?

You could drive around just like and ice cream man
but when the kids give you their money, you drive away
or something like that...

13 of Spades: That's just mean.
henchmen 2: Well how about...

Lurk in the shadows like a shadowy lurker
Laugh in their faces as you pounce and ruin their day...
or something like that.

13 of Spades: Shadowy Lurker... really?

You could spend your whole life wondering
just who you should be
But it's not about you now
'Cause there's no 'me' in TEAM.

Henchmen 1: Well, actually... if you take th--
Henchmen 2: Listen 13, how are we supposed to be evil henchmen without an evil leader?
13 of Spades: Leader of an evil team of henchmen..?? I got it!

Inciting mass hysteria,
and as they're running through the streets
I'll hide their car keys!
and spoil their milk!
and steal their left socks!
and burn their cities to the ground!

Henchmen 1: Wow, that was pretty evil!
13 of Spades: Really?
Henchmen 2: Yeah man! You got it!

I won't spend my whole life wondering
what I should believe
These feelings live inside of me
so that's just who I'll be.
The Evil League of Evil soon will all agree,
they'll never be the same
once they have me!
(once they have US)
Or something like that...
there's no 'me' in TEAM!
Or something like that.

Music, Concept, Script, & "Acting" - Ben Powell, Rob Richmond, Jabarie Brown


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