 What's the worst, John Rick 3 or new Rambo? I'm pretty sure John Rick 3 is going to be worse, just judging by your commentary. It's like, who's bad? Oh, John Rick 3 is way worse than the new Rambo. That's sad to say. I just realized what I just said. Oh, nice. Another one. The new Rambo, there's not a lot structurally wrong with it. It's just really kind of lame. It's so paint by numbers. You watch it for the first 10 minutes. You can guess how this whole film is going to go. It's like Rambo's having a nice life where he's retired. He has a farm under which there is a series of tunnels for no reason. He's just got tunnels. He was very bored. As he was going, like, walking through them, like, I got my tunnels. I was like, is this going to be like a set piece to kill people in? Because, like, why the hell do you have tunnels? And he has this, like, young adult girl he's looking after. And he's like, I love you. And she's like, I love you, too, dad. Well, like, he's not her dad, but he's her carer in a way. And he's like, you know, you make life worth living. She's like, hmm. And then they hang out. And they, like, ride horses together. He's like, you know, when you go to university, I'm going to miss riding horses with you. She's like, yeah, I'm missing, too. He's like, I got a high tenon. And then she's like one random day, like, I want to meet my real dad. He's like, what? He's like, oh, why did my real dad leave me? And he's like, he's a piece of shit, terrible person, hates you. He at one point says, some men have black hearts. They repeat it randomly in the film. Like, there's a background commentary. He's like, something like a black heart. And then everybody goes like. And so he's like, don't do it. And then she's like, OK, well, that does it. And then she like, she just pops over to Mexico. Like, I guess they're in, I don't know how the border security works, but she just drives through it to Mexico. And he's like, OK. And then she's like, hey, best friend who lives in Mexico, who's like this seemingly really untrustworthy person. Not convenient, by the way. Where's my dad? And she's like, oh, he's over here. And they just drive through this apartment building. She knocks on the door and she's like, hey, dad. And he's like, hey, why, why'd you leave us? And he's like, I hate you and I don't like your mum either. And then when she died and I had to look after you, I was like, fuck that. And I left. It's like really horrible dialogue. And she's like, OK, and leaves. OK. And I was like, this is the thing. You're like, what's going to happen then? Like, I thought because I was like, oh, the dad will be some evil person who'll put her into some kind of kidnapped situation. You know, the friend is like, look, you're sad. Let's go to a bar and have some drinks. And she's like, OK. And then they do. And then she gets her drinks spiked and she's kidnapped. And Rambo's like, no, this can't be. And he drives to Mexico and finds this set of Mexicans who are all leading this big cartel thing. And he's like, give it back. She's mine. I mean, he's like surrounded by like 30 guys with guns. And I thought they're going to be doing some kind of taken thing where he was going to do something that we don't see coming, like throws down something that, you know, like does a flash bang and everyone's like, blah, or you had some kind of plan. But no, he just gets beaten the fuck up and goes unconscious. And I was like, OK. Oh, and just before he like gets knocked out, the guy is like, you know, this girl. I didn't even care about it. But now that I know that you care about it, I'm going to make your life horrible. He's like, what a girl. And so I was just like, OK. So he'll recuperate and just revenge everybody. That's probably going to be the movie. But the only thing they did catch me off guard with is that he recuperates. He decides to assault this place. Do you know a weapon he decides to go with for that? Bone arrow and machete. A hammer. I was like, why would he do more than that? Surely. And he just burst into this like, you know, the sex ring. This is double funny because the hammer has been like a thing in this dream because of the swamp area with the hammer. Guys. And then you burst into the room and fucks, fucks people up with the hammer. It's actually like I enjoyed that. But he just fucking slabs into their faces. Everything's just falling apart. Bloods everywhere. And he finally gets to his daughter because he just finds it. But this is a few days after and she's just like all kinds of fucked up. She's like bleeding. She's got scars. She's got loads of like injection. You know, like what do you call them? Like the scars where they you can see like heroin, whatever street lines is it or something? I can't remember what they call them. I have no idea. It doesn't matter. She's got those that and he like drags her. Tries to drive it home. And this is the part that I was like, oh, wow. She dies on the way back and he can't save it. And I was like, oh, shit. Because you figure that they're going to do the typical hero thing where he's like, oh, she gets saved, fine. Then he's like fucking kill all of them. So he like tricks out his house and his tunnels to have billions of home alone style traps that they obviously do more damage than home alone traps. And then he just goes to Mexico. The way it works is there's two main bad guys in Mexico who are doing this sex trafficking and then a whole bunch of cronies. He like just drives over there, finds out where one of the bad guys lives, goes into his house, just fucking kills all the people they were guarding it. And this is like weird moment where he walks into the guy's bedroom and he sees that he's currently in the shower and you can see the shot where you can see the bed and then the door to the bathroom is slightly open, the lights coming through and you can hear the shower noise. And then it shows him and he like makes like a sort of like, oh yeah, face. And I was like, what? Cause he did all the trap thingy, so. Well, I just, I was, cause I guess he sees it as like, ah, I can get the jump on it. But I just saw it as like, why are you excited that he's in the shower? So we don't see him kill one of the two bosses. It's off screen. I don't know why, but um. We haven't both went to 19 out of 10. And he, so he kills that guy by chopping like his head off. But he doesn't go after the other guy. He goes straight home and it's like, oh, okay. And then the other guy finds his brother. I think it's his brother. They're the two evil leaders. And he's like, oh my God, this head's chopped off. That's bad. I'm gonna go after the Rambo cause pretty sure he's the one who did it. I can't remember if he has a, oh yeah. He finds out cause he leaves a photo of the girl behind. So he's like, oh, it must have been Rambo. So they all go to his house. There's like fucking like a hundred of them and Rambo just blows them all up. Bins them, shockings, their faces off. It's actually probably the part of the movie that most people would say is the reason they watched it. Yeah. It's really gory. There's this one shot where a guy is just walking around in his tunnels and something like he sets a trap off and it just like slices, let's say 60% of his skull is just chopped away. And it just shows it. He's just like, oof. That sounds awesome. I just want to see that. He ain't saying no more. He's walking. And yeah, it all ends with a literal fatality. He pins the final boss guy to a wall with four arrows and then walks up to him, stabs him in the chest, like breaks open his chest and pulls his heart out and shows it to him. Great. And he's like, this is what it felt like for me. I was just like, all right, you got him. See, I want to see the last quarter of the movie. Yeah, it's fun enough. And the hammer part, it's just that the storyline itself was so like, it's just taken. He's pissed because his stuff was taken. He's beat a bunch of people up. It's just taken that are rated. Yeah. But entertaining. Yeah. I'm sure you aren't just describing a fever dream. Mola's a dubber with a whole movie now. Need me to break down more movies like this. Thanks, Mola. Now I don't need to see the movie, Mola. Track marks, it is, apparently. No movie for him. Yeah, that's probably him. Can we fucking clip Mola's whole recap?