 Kim, nine years ago, we sat in these very seats and recorded a video all about our lives as YouTubers. Fact? Nine years. Fact. And it's like, I don't, I don't, there's a whole game about the lavish lifestyle of a YouTuber. Meanwhile, this is the same shirt I wore in the last video like three or four years ago, yeah. This is my lavish lifestyle. I can't afford to get a new shirt. That's not true actually. I'm just too lazy to go clothes shop. He only likes five shirts. He buys new clothes every month and then wears the same five shirts. I don't need to be called out right now. They made a sequel, Kimberly. The first one must have been such a banger that they, I did like it. You played it after we finished the video. I don't need to be called out a second time in this video. We're going to try and create yet another successful YouTuber. Okay. Did you know that Bob Wolf and I had a podcast? Yeah. We've been doing a podcast. You can watch that on Nintendo. In fact, you're in one of the bonus episodes on the Patreon. It's a great time. Is the podcast good, Kim? Yeah. Yeah. This used to be me, except not an anatic. Oh, wait. Oh, it's meta. They're playing the first game. Congratulations. You are the first to complete YouTuber life. I didn't actually finish that game. No, you didn't. A social experiment to find the most promising future. Really? That's what it was. That's like a black mirror episode kind of. I know. I'm kind of freaked out. We're giving you a golden ticket to come live in New Tube City. I was, I like the name. If you accept the invitation. What about just taking back the titles? You're like, hey, I find something else that'll play. If I don't accept, do you accept the challenge? Nah. It's a sick streaming room. I want to make that room. It's a baby Groku. And a weird switch, like a fakie switch. I like that. And a piranha plant. There's a lot of Nintendo little, there's like a Minecraft thing. Little creeper with legs. 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This way it's chef prepared meals that you can make way quicker than ordering something to be delivered to you. Also the meals are so delicious but also healthy that you never have to opt into eating anything unhealthy because you know the fast food places near you have no other option. I feel like you can tell just by looking at the meals how good they taste. So head to go.factor75.com forward slash beat them up to 120 and use code beat them up to 120 to get a hundred and twenty dollars off. That's such a good deal. Oh, I'm done. How are you already done? You lost. Guarantee your mind's gonna taste better anyway. Can I at least try some? Nope. Really? Are you supposed to eat rosunconi? So full. Welcome to YouTuber life. Okay, of course it's my dream. Where do you want to live in the high tech neighborhood known for its video game stores, PC component stores, and it's Jim. This is obviously the video game one right here. Dress up like a real YouTuber. All right, so I'll wear the same shirt I've been wearing the last five years. They don't have the YouTuber shirt, which is a white shirt with blue sleeves. That's pretty cool. Yes, that's too cool. I wouldn't wear that. That's what I would wear. Yeah, that's you. I need to slap a beard on this guy ASAP. All right. Now they better have the YouTuber haircut. It's right there. Oh, that's there. There we go. Bottoms. Where's the basic jeans? Wait, what are you trying to say? All right, here we go. This looks like Pokemon. Yeah, it does actually. It looks exactly like Pokemon. The fact that this game honestly looks maybe even better than Pokemon says something about how bad Pokemon looks. It actually looks pretty good. It does look nice. Oh, pigeons. I highly doubt you can like run around this area. Absolutely not. And to draw a name? Well, it's got to be Tugmas. Never Siami. You notice that? We'll make it Siami. It's a cat's name, by the way. If it's your first time here and if you didn't know that, you have to subscribe. Loading personality? Well, it's already not Siami. He has the personality. His personality is mad. His personality is mad and hungry. First step, learn how to record videos. Hate to tell you. Suspend disbelief. Pretend you don't know how. Figure that one out. But before you do, you need to create your new tube channel. Now do I recreate the magic that is beat em ups? No, you got to do a parody because all this stuff is parody. Call yourself Plank. That's so stupid. I know. And so my channel name is sort of beat em ups would be Yeah, smack em down. That's so stupid. Finally enough, beat em ups is like, I don't read it as an aggressive like, you know, beating someone up but smack em down really sounds aggressive. Would you like to test me out now? Well, that depends. What are you going to do? Oh, it's a camera. That thing records me. All right, record video. You enter full of energy. You shyly say hello. This is cute. Enter full of energy. Look, that's literally you. Oh, that is me. Dude, hold on. That's my character that I've made. That's this guy. Nice. Now we'll post your video to new tube first. We'll touch it up a bit by editing on your computer. Oh, yeah. You get to edit your videos. Oh, you have to connect them connected. They're connected here connected there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a little puzzle. I love that. Oh, I get to choose the thumbnail. They all look terrible, but I will say that emojis in thumbnails generically work really well. So I'm going to go with the emoji one. What is a good clickbait title for that? Hit randomize and see what they suggest. Laughing about hashtag home vlog. What? Reacting to home in a vlog. Another vlog with home. What are these titles? These are terrible. They seem to love hashtag home for some reason. The suggestions weren't bad because we are in a new house. My new apartment vlog. Cop's called. That's what works though. Or choose a clickbait phrase. The vlog you would never have expected. That's you. That's literally a title I would do with like the capital like words of like never expected. That's what I do on my channel. Every single video and it gets high visibility apparently and does not make people mad. This is also me when I upload this. Please, please don't fail. Please don't bomb. Oh, no. Why is he so sad? Did I fail? Okay. First up my guy. It's been two seconds. Give it a chance. I look so like nervous. The dread of trying to be successful is already setting in. I've uploaded one video so far and I wasn't happy with it. A poltergeist appears and you have a laughing fit. You flatter yourself. You think it's a good piece of information. Laughing probably. Has to be laughing, right? Why am I having such a hard time? So upset. You're stressed out so much. The realism. Okay, I'm going to ask for subscribe. You should always ask for subscribers. Guys, subscribe. So now I have to edit the video. You think I should cut out the part where I'm angry? I mean, I don't know if that's going to do well with your subscribers. Yeah, I don't know either but I seem to get more points for like editing it well and that's linking them all up. I mean, I don't want to be angry in my video either. Oh, now we've got some effects. Oh, yeah, comment. Got to be the angry face. What was this video? I was playing a game. What were you commenting on? Well, there was a ghost. There was a ghost. I can't believe this happened. Well, I recently uploaded a video called the hardest game I've ever played. So this is on brand for me. Uploading. Let's see. Let's see. Two likes. Oh, he's pleased. Two likes is two likes. Oh, I'm blowing up. Fifty five subs from the second. Why are they angry though? Well, because it's me. And I do click me like what do you want ring? You can stay awake till 4 a.m. But you won't be able to get all your energy back for the next day. Well, yeah, that's pretty much the life that I have. Yeah, that's accurate. That tracks. So you got 27 subscribers from your first video and you get 29 from your second. Oh, that's not bad. I got three likes on the first video too. So I really don't know why he was so angry. I don't know. Today's trends. You got to pay attention to this. Okay. So the games are armored, nucleus, deity of war, honey, play studios one and still gaming corner in your room. Oh, yeah. Add furniture. Oh, yeah. Oh boy. Oh, little beanbag. Oh, no. Oh, now we have to go to the game store. Oh, that's sick. Oh, so you can run around the little area they made. Oh, there's a scooter. You could rent them, I think. Oh, you need a license. Oh, but that, but that is pretty cool. Oh, look, she's good. Oh, there's Tomb Raider. Oh my God. A PlayStation five and I've seen Xbox at a switch. Look at the names. Oh, so armored nucleus is PUBG. So PUBG is the game that's trending right now. The honey play studios one is trending. I can't afford it. Can I help you or something? I'm here on the behalf of Xavier saying. No, just looking would be kind of creepy when I've walked up to her behind the counter. You need something? Nope. Just looking. Just looking. Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, no way. I got a free PlayStation five. I got to just run home like this. I got the game. I'm ready to raid some tombs. I want the Mantendo switch. But I like that they called it Mantendo switch. How funny would it be if it was non-Tendo, you know, like, like the podcast, non-Tendo podcast. Who hosts the non-Tendo podcast? Pretty sure it's like you and. It's me. It's me, right? Me and Bob. Russian home to install my new PlayStation relatable. Does this feel like how you started minus the minus getting the free stuff instant representation and living in a cool city? Yeah, exactly. So not at all, basically. Well, no, I did have a robot drone that would film all my videos. Oh, where'd he go? Died. Record video will play Tomb Raider. You start and you enter full of energy. I hope I can unlock like more cards. I think so. Your phone rings. You make a technical comment. You ship. Oh, the lingo. You explain the law. I explain the law. Why are you mad? I don't know. I'm always the wrong choice. I think it accidentally realized my true personality. You answer a hater from a previous video. You shouldn't already be doing that. You have 50 followers. How do you already have haters and you ship them? I'm sorry. You hate me, but I love you. I love you. Come on. One dislike. I did get a dislike. But he's fine with it. He's fine with it. He's happy for my subs. My subs. I got two more angry subs. You're new in town and you need to meet people having good friendships or help your YouTube career. There are celebrities in the neighbors. Celebrities. There are neighbors. Meet 10. Okay. Talk to the lady with the cat. Maybe she'll give you a pet. I can pet. Best game ever. Best game ever. We did it. Can't talk to that lady. Perhaps this child. They don't want to talk to me. Okay. Oh, doggo. Yeah, doggo. Yeah, I bet the doggo's butt. Oh, look. It's a My Hero Academia pop. And Spiner Man. That says hashtag fountain on it. Why is she pushing me out of the way? She's trying to talk to me. She really wants to talk. Are you lost? That's all she said. Oh, that's dumb. You want to talk to me? Oh, Gigi. Hello. You've certain got guts. I'm Gigi Macaron. You never heard of me? Yes, nothing good. What a pretty dress. Not even your own grandmother knows who you are, lady. Her grandmother is definitely not alive. No. I guess the dress. Because otherwise, that's rude. At least you've got good taste. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Hmm. Toodaloo Grandma. I don't want to build a relationship that way. No. What is this? Oh, eSports. That's definitely open. Oh, okay. It looks like his name is Charles or Chad Robin. I would not have guessed Robin. No, me either. So it's true. There's someone new in town. I'm Robin. I'm Plank. Oh, no, don't leave me. Hey, come back. Cassidy with a K. Are you new in town? I'm Plank. Hey, who are you? You look familiar. Are you a YouTuber? Okay. Yeah, go with that. Nope. Oh, well, that's helpful. You know, if you look a stranger in the eye, you get sucked the life out of them. Get out of here, vampire. I like her. I feel like I just went into an eSports bar, chugged three energy drinks, and then passed out. Relatable, honestly. Ring. Don't miss Playcon. I assume that's like Twitchcon. There's some huge promotional poster in the city. Do you know you can post content almost instantly for your followers? I'm talking about InstaLife app. Literally Instagram. Oh, that's how you like. She's like super famous. Oh, 32,000 likes. And we've just been talking to her like she's a regular Schmo. We need to start simping. Publish a photo with hashtag Playcon. So you got to go to the poster presumably and do it. Okay. I'm going to do a new apartment photo. Okay. 103 likes. Not bad. For just installing the app. Starting out. I should have a famous eGamer as a TV. Oh, you fool. All right. Let's do one more video game. We got to do the other game. Okay. Let's do the other video game. You unlock a skin and you explain the law. Yeah, I guess ask for subs. Always ask for subs. I try to troll someone and it goes wrong. There you go. That's not bad. Let's see, baby. Oh, you got seven likes. Only one dislike this time. Only one dislike. He's satisfied with that. Well, that's because in the last one, I addressed my hater and I flipped him around on my side. We're best friends now. My energy is low. So maybe we should go to a restaurant. I am enjoying this too much. Oh, there's ramen. There's a game after my own hat. Hat? Hat. Oh, there's a latest Susie. How nice. A new face. What's your name? I'm Plank. Takeout Walk Dragon Breath Rice. We love California, Ron. Yeah, we do like that. 50 though. Good Lord. Yeah, new two prices. You know, it's been going up lately. Oh, don't forget to take a picture. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, it's record video actually. Do a little vlog. I got some energy after eating. Oh, maybe I don't. Oh, no, you don't have enough time. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta eat more. Now, I also wouldn't recommend if you're trying to do a gaming channel, filming a vlog outside of a spicy ramen store might be a little bit against your branding. But I mean, who knows? Give it a shot. You start and you enter full of energy. So I think at level one, you don't have many options for things. I really think as you level up your video making, you get options to more things, which I think is a good way to represent like just getting better at making videos the more you make. Yeah. Well, there's that lady again. What you want, Gigi? I don't like people cast shadows in my area without permission. I don't like that she loves me every time we talk. Where's the big... Oh, that's it. That big one. Is it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Oh, you can look at the camera. Oh, that was creepy. I don't like that. It was like... Oh. That's very interesting. That's you. And you can even move the camera and stuff. Yeah, you can move the camera. That's cool. Man, this is actually pretty well fleshed out for what it is. Yeah. And what it is is fun. So that's good. Oh, my God. 800 likes, not bad. I'm blowing up. All right, let's go home. I need to edit that vlog. You need to. I got work to do. I can't be out gallivanting all night. Edit the vlog. Hit the hay. Wake up bright and early and shoot some more gameplay videos. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Easiest video I've ever edited. Posty, posty. I got food poisoning. No, you did not get the food poisoning. This is so wrong. New to. It's not a real business, Kim. I'm not costing anyone their livelihood. This is so messed up. Let's see how it does. I hope it takes. Let's see how it does. Two dislikes. I mean, it's about on par with my other content. He seems happy with it. Now he's exhausted. That food poisoning hit hard. Ring. I didn't mention it before, but the ticket to the festival cost a thousand. I'm sorry. I've been eating food. I should stop immediately. Installing the commissions app to your phone. You can open it now. All right. Let's see. Deliver a package. Okay. Blair's asking for photos. You take her photos. I'll do. I'll do that one, I think. I mean, out of the two options, I think that's definitely the better one. But before we head out, let's record a video. A poltergeist appears in Tomb Raider and you explain you ship. Yeah. To finish, ask for subs. I didn't do as well on that one. So I'm really going to have to lean into the clickbait because the video kind of sucks. Is that a good title? I think that'll do well on my channel. Yeah. Okay. On your channel? Sure. Six dislikes. They hate you. Why did it get so bad? There were no cats. It also wasn't a Nintendo Switch video. Hi, I'm here to take your picture. While you're at work, Blair, unprofessional. I mean, am I not here to take your picture? Talk to her at the video game store. Yeah, what do you want? Oh, wait. What? Oops. What do you do? I bought Armored Nuculus again. Now I have two copies of Armored Nuculus. Do a giveaway. Yeah, sell it for $14. That's GameStop. I literally just got GameStop. I guess we're done because it's not letting me take her photo. Yeah, why? Hold on. Commissions. Can I do the package delivery at least? Oh, he's got a box over his head. He does. What are you doing with your life? What does it mean? What about the package that you want me to deliver? The package, Adam. The package. Give me your package, Adam. I request your package. Pick up the package and slay it or surf and take it to Adam. Oh, fool. There's the package. Give it to me. Signed to wonder when it would arrive. Thanks. That's rude. I'm sure the money you get for doing jobs will increase as you go. But 60 is like the cost of what? A sushi roll cost. But also like that's how much a video game costs. So I feel like the value of things in this town is kind of skewed. Oh, my lady. I've come to take a photo of you from the bushes. You want photos, right? Oh, well, excuse me, princess. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So you have to do one hashtag armored nucleus so she notices you and asks you to take the photo. Read the description. I'll do that another time because I don't, I, I, I don't want to bog down my Insta life with more photos. Well, actually, once again, this game series has proved to be more enjoyable than you would think because from the outside in, it looks like a weird mobile cash grab. But honestly, they do put a lot of thought into it. Wait, wait, I got to end it like that. You have to ask for a subscribe. I got to ask for, hey, please, for the love of God, subscribe. I need you. I'd appreciate you like the video. Comment down below. Check out Kim's Etsy. She has a YouTube channel too that she never uploads to, but it's their brand new podcast. You can go subscribe to Nontendo podcast. It has a Patreon with free bonus episodes weekly. I don't know what else to do here. Play more game. Yeah, let's keep playing.