 Good morning, John. So I'm sure you've seen this clip of Keanu Reeves talking to Stephen Colbert because we actually talked about it. So I know that you have, but I'm going to show it to you for everybody else too. What do you think happens when we die, Keanu Reeves? I know that the ones who love us will miss us. Certain people watching will no doubt be aware that John, you have like a thing for Keanu Reeves. And I want to start out by saying this video is not a Keanu Reeves video. I know that John, you someday you are going to make your Keanu video. That's not what I'm doing right now. I'm not going to take that away from you. This video is just about that one Stephen Colbert interview, nothing else. Stephen Colbert and Keanu Reeves, before this question gets asked, are talking about the new Bill and Ted movie, which is actually a thing that's happening. Very exciting. So they're talking about this silly, silly movie and like the universe ending if they can't write a song. And then Stephen Colbert like asks one of the two or three biggest questions that humanity has ever faced as a joke, obviously. But the joke kind of is that like, of course, this is a silly thing to ask anyone on a late show, like this is a time for fun and levity. But the joke is also that it's kind of not a weird question somehow to ask Keanu Reeves. Like I don't really care to hear most people's take on this question. Like it's kind of boring. We've been through this. But I kind of want to know what Keanu would say. And that in itself is something that's like weird and interesting to examine. Like why do I want to know what Keanu would say? Even after a conversation where Keanu is mostly talking about like action fight scene silliness. What is it like to fight on a horse? It's fun. Like literally right before Stephen asks the big question, like Keanu's making this face. Like look at this face. But here's the thing, Stephen does not ask the traditional big question, which is what happens to us when we die? He asks, what do you think happens when we die? All of us hear that to us in there. One because it's like the big question and two because it's the thing that we're actually worried about. But Keanu answers the question as asked, what happens when we die? I know that the ones who love us will miss us. And then comes my favorite part of this video. Not Keanu's answer, but the audience having no idea what to do with this. There's a protocol for what is happening. And the reason that this lands so hard is that the protocol has been broken. We just had a non-late show answer to a late show question. First, you hear like a couple giggles because people were expecting a funny answer to this question. Like how can you answer it any other way? Then they realize it was a sincere answer. So they get with like the sincere answer noise, which is awe, but only a few of them. Most people are sitting there in silence, which I can tell you is what I did on Sunday morning when I watched this clip and then cried alone in my bed. And then the audience eventually finds the right thing to do, which is just clap because Keanu just did an amazing thing. Not only did he like violate late show protocol in a really clever, interesting way. He also like answered the specific question that Stephen Colbert was asking, like the exact wording, but in a way the big question too. Because ultimately maybe what happens to us when we die isn't as important as what happens to everybody else. Maybe that should be the thing that we care about, the thing that we think about, the thing that we connect with. And maybe turning these things outward instead of inward would be a really positive thing for a lot of aspects of our lives. God dang it Keanu, that was good! It was so good! John, I see what you see in this guy and I will see you on Tuesday.