This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.
This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer.
Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer?
No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no!
But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear. I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh. But it's time to face the truth I got drunk and made out with a dude.
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