 I'm the important man save it. I guess we'll save it for when we jump off The black effects first of all the new murder So cute. Yes, because Taylor the brown one like that shit is fine. Yeah, Taylor did that Taylor to go Speaking of go I'm a lady that doesn't have anything to do with Did y'all check on young people in Texas? Yeah It's going through it My mom didn't have Amy and her power to turn back on this morning. Oh, yeah, she didn't have power for like a day and a half And in her sister her pipe burst. So her whole No, it's bloody. It's bloody. Yeah So she had to send the babies to orange where I'm really from but it's snowing in orange, too Yes, she crazy Avalanche sees Chillin get drawn Me down there in a Christy. I said be safe though. And we just love you My mama just actually left who she was here for three months Three months That's really how I felt too because it was like she was only supposed to be here for a month And then she just kept making these excuses for why she was gonna stay and I'm like this was tea Like you don't want to go home. Just so it's all fun and games till she tell everybody to go to bed She finally just went back to Houston and then what happened a week later It's a fucking snow storm I don't feel guilty When I used to go places when she was out here, she would be like What time you coming home first of all, this is my house You got to because remember they used to say that That ain't what the Bible You could have said it You remember all them times you told me when I get my own You out here hey, hey, what is the big deal? Look I'm about to go out. I'm about to have a good time and I'm gonna be responsible because you raised me right You got a That's what It's like I talked to her about the crazy. She like me and legs just did that photo shoot the other day and I sent her a picture of And she was like you look great. Very exceptional pose. I like it and the pussy was busting pussy real good Real pussy was a photo shot I'm asking We live in the air. Well, some people are uncomfortable with using they real pussy No Opportunity for you to talk No, that's Garfield I'm sorry, you got your cats mixed It's so crazy But uh, some of them got an elf What's an elf? That's outer space. No that remember that thing that big brown guy. You don't remember Elf. He used to be young. Yeah, she's too young He was late. He used to eat cats. That don't mean he used to eat cat. Yeah She wanna meet him You see Oh my goodness What's the temperature on the after valentines like in the women community? What's the what's the feedback from this is post valentine? So Overall Okay I also don't have a nigga right now. So I wasn't expecting anything, you know, I mean, I don't either but I think we're gonna take this year off Some candy I knew that they see I knew by the time See all the niggas was on instagram doing it big I knew that they was gonna try to make people forget that the rest of the year they've been showing their ass We gotta make up for it on valentine cheaters do the best on valentine's day. Yeah No, like cheaters like We kill the valentine's day demographic every year Cheaters, let me give you let me give a shout out to all the cheaters then To all the cheaters that's in the good space right now that's already fucking up your new opportunity Salute to y'all What the fuck would you do you imagine you eating your food and all you hear from over your turtle is this what we're doing I'm gonna be like, uh, who need to refill I'm gonna start acting like the waitress Is The nigga is there but he get off on the floor I don't even know he's this shit. He don't eat that. What's your stupid ass doing here? You know, I don't eat that though I You probably wasn't eating that food, but you was in there with that bitch now. I did one of them. It was an accident We don't have to hear it. Oh, it was frozen outside and I needed somewhere to sit So y'all ain't getting nothing. Y'all ain't no I mean we're we've been really busy though. I would still have our house. Did y'all get y'all yourself some Like individually. Yes, I did I Let me just say because last time we was on the show um You said I live by the utility closet I move Is now i'm not by the closet So now I can just walk out of my house get some cheetos. I'm sorry I didn't mean to go and buy a new real estate. That ain't what that's that's what we call a parallel move And this is on the third We glad you moved. I didn't know I'm gonna show this nigga At your own That's how I know you were serious. Let me tell you what happened. You serious about moving you pack all your own shit Let me tell you what happened though. I hired some movers and they charged by the hour Them niggas was moving slow as fuck. I said Shit up He said I'm gonna get the band I said I got a nigga Don't get the cow already got the big So you move have been paid for All right, man, you gotta make it work. I can see your big strong ass. Get down That's strong as fuck She'll walk up behind she walked up behind me and piqued me always I don't turn my back to her. What did you say? I can't sit on top of the head. I don't feel like you want to see it. What? I'm gonna let you two in the sponsor No, don't do it. We got to draw the line somewhere. I feel like I can pick Carlos I'm dead. I mean y'all the same size I love you Now see that wasn't even that wasn't even last night. Oh, welcome back to the impact See don't you ever Don't you ever turn your motherfucking back on me? Soon as you boy You like this hat I think so fan made this I don't know if it mean bringing the ass back to Atlanta It's the old It's the old Atlanta and then the peach. It feels like freaking it. Georgia got the peaches and then Did they bring freaking the bag but it was y'all wasn't there. I like where you I wasn't okay See y'all got to be like leaders Bring it back. Yeah, y'all know the right people focus too much on the free part Yes, people focus too much on the free part. Not the meat part It was a freaking picnic There was also cool On the freaky party nobody brings up the sandwich bricks Pineapples mango And that freak me like I've been looking at some of them videos like that should be wow this food Notice that A lot of those videos in the background there are people eating various things I get it though. I love to twerk with a good sandwich, you know how you know the shit was lit When the photo cake people come out That's some real shit Them people don't just come out if you don't got no real nigga shit going on Funnel I'll twerk when the funnel cake people come out. That's when Keisha bottom star showing them This is some real shit cake people Who else the man you better not have shit outside and don't have no fun The motherfucking daiquiri person that be making the uh Yeah, you gotta have a daiquiri when that motherfucker out there, okay, but you're not your stand We're talking about shit that supposed to be outside right if it's a turkey leg man, come on man a turkey leg man With the freedoms in the back They would have the chili and cheese. It'll be one clump of meat in there. Yeah What the snow? Do You gotta have them snow cone Shaved ice. Yeah, all that shit with the free and another one with like some shaved ice with some lip in it for the broth You know my dad took me to freak nick He wanted you to be somebody in grade. He talked about we're going to get haircuts And y'all was y'all pulled up at the meat and even went straight to freak nick. I was like Wait a minute Do you understand that at that moment if your father did nothing else ever for you in life? He didn't have to No, your father got you up to it. Well, he was like You on your own So what did y'all do went around that motherfucker saw motherfuckers take pictures Not yes, and no, but also motherfuckers take pictures, but they just take pictures. They lift the skirt up Had an ass out motherfuckers getting on top of cars Lot of them have snakes The snake, you know Pretty much everything that was happening Mother was fucking also right, but what I was saying, yeah Everything that you normally see In the strolls through Atlanta, you just seen this But it was a feel-I symbol, but it said freak nick And I asked my dad because I get it And I was like I used to love the freak nick t-shirts They all kind of like out of my favorite freak nick t-shirts are the ones that look like the old two short album covers with all the black and it's like Alexis and then it's like a big booty on the lenses and then it's like some niggas with some hats on like this Yes, yes, but a little bit of best t-shirts. Who is that artist? I wish I knew the original man who drew them shirts Hey, man, we get that that's the next move When they had the black bar Simpson on there like this Black bars and then the old black Simpson You remember they had Mickey and it'd be Minnie, but Minnie got a fatter ass and she got some titties on her And it'd be Mickey and shit and Mickey be iced out and shit That's what I'm saying, have a girl in Did y'all used to watch B&T and cut? I feel like that's the closest I'm gonna I'm gonna ever get to freaking eat. Yeah, because I knew I was gonna be a hoe because I was like Realization you said you Uncle Luke was poppin six years on I can't We need save bro, you know what you know when you know You know that you right? What's the difference? Because I know a six year old I was thinking of stupid shit like I'm just gonna be a boss For some stupid shit like that You were trying to be about Felix was thinking about the boss When I was six, I actually believed I could build a go-kart and win the go-kart championship in my neighborhood That didn't exist You gotta build a bridge like All I needed is a couple of planks from two by four Carlos, if you always see it funny, I wouldn't be funny what you would see Because I feel like some little kids would be funny as fuck When I was six, I couldn't stop cussing. Hmm. You was cussing already. Why? How did you know those words? That's the first time I ever How did you know about hoeing? I wasn't asking. I'm saying at six I can read when I was six You wouldn't know how you knew cuss words. I could see how you would know cuss words. You didn't heard it from adults Yeah, we talked about this on our show How long is her reticence? I'm just gonna act like you ain't in here rubbing on your titty you cold I'm not gonna ignore that What happened to your titty? What did that touch you? Okay, so I got this tape on here because I want my nipple Oh, it's the tape. Yeah, I don't want my Be careful because you can't pull some of your nipple off that tape sticky sticky It's something about areolas and tape that don't go together I'm not making nipple though, so it's gonna be a lot less It don't wrap something off sure I'll still have plenty left over They'll put it back on Now I don't twist the grade Nipples and gunshots their motherfuckers got you. You told your nipple off didn't you come on in here They're gonna talk to you. Hey brown. Come on. It's your turn. They're gonna call you about your outfit too. Hey brown I just feel like when you get to heaven, that's how God gonna open you up like, you know how you Know your iPhone break. He's just gonna grab you by both nipples and twist him. Like, you know, your solar God God's gonna grab us by our nipples. I'm just saying when he get the look in the scene And he won't twist a little bit and your son come out and he'd be like, oh Yeah, he's gonna look at us like Isn't awesome I'm about to come in with the baby Isn't awesome god I thought y'all had wrote that bitch. I don't like Everybody's scared to say I'm learning right now niggas on their phone He's in the gospel music No, what about mella? That's that's a hip-hop song That's the one Okay Okay, see we all go This is gonna have to be no after hours. We put a warning. All right. All right. Yes. He said it too Stop twerking for the Lord. Let me put some hand sanitizer by the bridge. I'm Pass it to me when you are done, brother I need some holy Who poured the drinks Who poured the drinks Look, man, welcome back to another edition We got the ladies from poor man In here holding they did this because they love hip-hop we do He got a new documentary I feel like that would be the perfect time to bring in that was great. That was an awesome segue Like how that worked. I see why I see what you mean. That's why we gotta start making the big bucks Come on. Netflix wouldn't have been bold enough to have somebody rubbing on they did this not this not in this Netflix this will be the most Netflix the show just some shit. It just be the shit in the promo. Oh in the promo Okay, I'll give that to you That's that was a bold move. We go there. We know how to push the armor It don't be. Yeah. We just use the resources that we have to get Exactly. We tried to get on here. I know chris thou. She ready to come On the show. She ready to come on the show She ready to come on the show On the show Leave nothing Can't leave nothing hanging She's gonna come on the show. Yeah, she's going to appear. She's gonna appear She's gonna make an appearance. Yeah Got you, right On appearance niggas make everything sexual. So you mean she's gonna drive I could not Yes, you could all right if you actually put your mind to it If you put your mind to it snap back. I like that you could do it. Amen I'm trying not to say i'm dead Or a woman What I'm just saying you said eight man I said i'm dead And then you said eight man. So he said or a one man. I said eight man. Yeah earlier What you drinking? I don't even know someone capri sign. We drinking something with the priest She ain't hurricane today. What we gonna call it today because it's vodka. It's vodka and the capri sun No, fucking way Then we got to allow you to use that on the show We ain't got nothing to record That ain't even serotonous. So you mean to tell me you didn't drunk your show Shit i get nervous talking to you. I need a lot of drinking. Oh, no Oh, you shit Why are you nervous talking to me? It's nervous. What are you hiding from me a lot? Why? This is the same place Fuck y'all. I need some weed out of the dealing with y'all You don't tape your goddamn titty Y'all Carlos, you keep trying to come out Man, you know what is cat woman Why are you trying to say hey to everybody? Get your get your booze dude. Tell these people on this camera What are you doing like this? I saw that. It said look with amazing noise My name is Carlos Miller and i am an advocate of pour your own drinks For that exact reason right there. You got to pour your own drinks. Your motherfuckers don't know how much you want After you didn't had it I ain't definitely trying to kill us. No, he not why that's exactly That's exactly my first love was like literally the greatest movie ever. It's gonna be Had it on you What's the movie that had the most influence on you? Hands down you got to use what you got to get what you want Everything I need to know in life I learned from players club Yeah, in a little bit. Oh my god. It taught me to never let your family members come stay with you And uh, I gotta be my cousin ass if she fuck money good I'ma air that bitch out Do you love your cousin? Man fuck her Actually, I got a crazy story. My cousin, did he come live with me? She couldn't live? She couldn't live with me. Well now don't be trying to sit there and be like she couldn't live with me Now if she couldn't and if you see her Don't do that. She couldn't Why not, but she could not Equipped what you mean? She got a good message about what you mean. She got a pussy. Oh, right Speaking from the I'm speaking from the bottom of the depth of niggas Oh pussy ain't gonna like pass inspection Every nigga got they own Wait, wait, wait every nigga got they own That's what we smoke around here If this was the 1950s, I would love to have a Like a tv show It's bigger than me On the next episode It's bigger than me Ain't no next episode this word in the finale It's bigger than me y'all. I like how y'all catch phrases and be ready. I like y'all. Thank you. I like y'all We like you too Y'all decent as hell. Y'all decent as hell. We decent Oh, I was gonna say this because we talked about you on the show money. What you say. What you say It was good because we are very we are real ratchet I know We are very ratchet. You drink your liquor out of drinking water. He said what? No way Y'all? Y'all ratchet? No way. We asked Carlos to pull up on us. We used to record in Draya house Carlos pulled up on us and sat on the floor No, he sat on the couch. You had a couch. You had a couch. No, I did have a couch But I thought we sat on the floor. No, he didn't know he sat on the couch But we sat on the floor because the cords could reach She was ghetto back in them days. It wasn't but Carlos still pulled up on us and recorded with us You know what? And we was getting like we were getting like 2000 lists in a week I knew that there's a lot of porn on movies that start off just like that Hey Carol, I'm here to fix your sink. You said you need me to take a look at your pipes You said you need me to take a look at those pipes No, look at the pipes Just let me grab my tools You want some leakage? Maybe I can use my screwdriver Maybe I should Maybe I should tighten up Maybe I should tune it up Seems you got a leak I'll get right on that That's that leaking and then I come in. Yeah, I'm about to fix all this shit That's when the nigga come back. Who sold you this house? It seems seems that the upstairs is leaking also I better get right on that Let me grab my tool Not the tool Nigga, you show up with no tools. You're toolless. Oh, you're toolless. You can't be toolless in these streets You're toolless. Yeah, you I feel that that's how you're gonna feel if you tool is how you gonna knock down How you gonna knock down? Because a lot of y'all be showing up with no tools. Okay. First of all, they gotta you gotta go back to the root of it Because Jesus was a carpenter Why we talking about don't do don't I was just showing you my god is an awesome god Don't do him one of the best one of the best and he is god all about himself. He don't need no help Okay, come on preacher. I knew when I knew when I seen him the first time who he was gonna be because I knew who he was Hold on wait, where you done been? I already told you. Okay, you want to know him. You know my name You reaching out to him. I know where he stayed He know my nevermind. Come on. He know my kids Amen pray for Oh, you think you think What you think gonna happen when you get there? That's the first thing that happened No, they give you all your kids back Soon as you get there No, they're going with wherever you go and they own your ass as soon as you pull up What is the deal? You and the devil than I already heard you say that Y'all think just because y'all down here y'all ain't got no responsibility Cut to get it I definitely think that lex kid's gonna run up on her when she gets to him Oh, no, that's Y'all that shit I'm a walking one open on her. No, look first ball. It's gonna be about 30. Don't be trying to Don't be trying to guilt trip lex. Y'all trying to guilt trip me because I handle my business There you go. There you go We let me give a fuck about a nigga Sounds a boy telling Hey, one thing about soldier boy One thing about soldier boy, he gon' tell him He gon' tell him That nigga pop up every now and then just to tell him He gon' tell him, he do pop up just to tell him He show up just to tell him Hey, why y'all on here laughing shit? I invented going viral and just leave That you can't argue with him though Cause he don't think he pop up to tell him and he be telling the truth I'm not the type of nigga that's gonna tell you when another nigga laugh I can't get in the way of a nigga laugh all the way be what it is though That nigga said he had a video game system wrong though. What does he do though? He ain't lying. He ain't got to be nobody playing it He got one She killed four people Blow up hold on to the building Since his black history month you got to understand ain't no nigga gon' tell you exactly how the shit happened I don't know what the fuck happened there Nigga if soldier boy told you a story and it was regular you'd be like come on, bro But if you told the soldier boy where? Soldier boy You keep asking soldier boy about shit. That's irrelevant Why nobody asked him the questions that matter Soldier boy, you had numerous hits Why is your name soldier boy? First of all, this is the number one question That's the number one question Because you had a lot of songs that was big songs And you kept reminding, you kept telling us that A-Rap was up next No, all I'm asking for is where it was A-Rap's chance. I don't give a fuck if they fell out Even if he was mad at A-Rap He was supposed to be on deck because you said it Not that I'm on A-Rap up next To make A-Rap man I don't give a fuck what A-Rap You right, you right Let A-Rap go Was A-Rap really A-Rap? He was It was A-Rap? No I don't think it's what their name is No, his name was like Abraham or something Oh, okay Oh, okay For real For real Now see Now you're getting into my personal space What he saying? What? He said He said don't do that That nigga had When he had his run It lasted way longer than people thought it did It's lasting right now That nigga do it All the shit he say Oh Soldier boy Yeah He's a legend Soldier boy is a legend You cannot deny that And you talking about why his name is soldier boy Tell him That ain't even his own His name is soldier boy Tell him Tell him Yeah, man That ain't even What the fuck did you do last night? What was he telling us? He's still telling me He's still telling me He's still telling me He's still telling me He's still telling me That's what I'm telling you This nigga is the most relevant nigga in history Him and Gucci man They are the stables Did I say that? Not the stables The stables You mean the stables? No, they are the stables Oh They got Because I'm saying Think of how many people that came up under them They're the stables They're the stables The stables of hip hop They're stables Gucci man ain't never lie either Gucci don't lie He said He don't lie Ballin' like an athlete and got no jumper Do you know how real that shit is? It's brick To borrow shit stickin' a ball in a Catholic But you ain't got no motherfuckin' jumper That's some real ass shit I think so He said bricks He went like You want a bad bitch? Gotta have bricks Period Get it make sense Y'all make hits Period About a word He been telling niggas If you want a bad bitch Me and Clayton had this conversation one time You remember this shit? When Gucci man say ballin' like a bitch With all these bricks That means Have you ever seen how a bitch ball? A bitch ball hard Y'all see Last time I came on here my wig was a little stiff You see I'm ballin' like a bitch New wig on these hoes With all these wigs With all these wigs Two red white wigs Black tan wigs Stop playin' with them I be giving you too much credit I thought that was your real With all these With all these Your shit that upgraded so much I thought it was your real shit I thought you was proud of something I knew it was something though Because I couldn't see your ears You know what? This is what we not gonna do She got earmuffs on He'll tell you I'm paranoid about that shit About what? About ears Why? Women ears specifically Like why? One time I was fuckin' with this girl And she used to oh Stop No, I wanna know I wanna know too She was bad as fuck All right, but Wait, who was fuckin' her? You were What a thing on the bottom Okay, so I was messin' with her for a little bit And um I had nose that she's always had her ears Always had her ears Hide? No, he said hide then Hiding, he always had always hide her ears And then it was like one time I finally seen them off It was like Like potato chips No potato chips You know like the potato chips would be burnin' in the bag It was like folding The legs flamin' hide? Like the plain chips It would kinda like I don't like why you just like tell me Why wouldn't you like I'm like why you gonna try to hide some shit like that From somebody for that long That's a deal, Biker? No, but I'm sayin' It what? It's the hidein' shit that I It's the trust now What else you had? What's your feet look like? What else? What else I overlaid? You overlaid them socks off That's what I'm sayin' Everything, Percy Oh, okay At this point Cause I done been around the world I wanna tell you Y'all, y'all, y'all Why don't we be saying the same thing at the same time? That shit is weird Y'all is the same Y'all is a little weird We're really the same, Percy You know how in the movies Herculees, the mothafucka keep coming up singing As the story go along That's them But they just say whatever Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye Y'all really the same Y'all is trying to be the same Cause people slip Aye, aye, aye, aye Y'all know y'all real friends When you get drunk and yell at each other Oh y'all They didn't see the earlier episodes We used to have the leaked episodes What you mean? What happened? Cause we used to be fighting That like We used to already We went through a rough We went through a rough spot in our friendship Really? Yeah And we wasn't really Welcome back This is 85 South Shore Therapy behind me Oh With Lex and Drea 85 South Shore Therapy I'ma hit it with the Montel wing This is 85 South Shore Therapy Lex, P, P, S, Y And Drea And that friendship has taken a turn And hit a rough spot I love the background So this is so Drea Tell us what happened between you and Lex Will Maury I said Montel Oh, I'm sorry Will Montel And let me tell you what happened What she do? So this beach Used to be off the bullsheat Wow And like No, I'm kidding I'm kidding But no For real We did go through like a rough patch When our friendship It was actually like I think it was During the time that you did the show Yeah, it was So I brought y'all back together Y'all was beautiful Kind of So you was about to tell the long version of how I brought y'all back together I really did Bring us back together Because honestly Things did start getting better after that Cause it was like Yo Carlos came through We got something We was like Carlos came on our show We ain't nobody Wow And then we was like Let's make this shit work So y'all was about to break up Oh, I Now it was We hated each other And I think we both went through Moments where we were like I don't want to do this show anymore Like I don't want to do these She was like Y'all said it Or just No, we said it We said it We said it We said it She was like Cause you know She had You know She a bad bitch Okay So at the time Look at her little booths She had a nitty In the booths you get in the The divorce That's the divorce What? Wow We got the size I still got the booths on though I got the booths on though That's crocodile That's armadillo That's armadillo The armadillo Wow Cause he know what to do No, he don't I know what to do He a boot now So anyways Drea had an ordinate That was doing everything She was like Why I gotta be here I didn't even make enough money Fuck this shit So it's all about the money Exactly But I had to guide her If it ain't about the money Cause I was woke You see what happened You see What happened was When I do my hands like this It means I'm woke And you was talking like that So I was talking like this to her So when I do my hands like this That's when Drea take me seriously If I say like Drea We gotta be on time She be like She'll show up 15 minutes like Drea We gotta be on time She be on time I was here earlier than her today Today Cause I was like Drea Make sure you on time today And she felt she felt it She knew she had some licking down here She wanted to get to Right Y'all know me King Y'all drinking Lick out a birthday party cup It is It's your fucking birthday Y'all bro You could have got a nice little discreet Starbucks cup I mean it's okay They know we be getting drunk But now y'all for real though Like our testimony So we definitely was going through a rough patch And then like You know we just Carlos made a scene on that phone Oh that's a dull ad y'all And it now it's like You know it's up and it's thug We signed the 85 We do We fought on the team We fought on the team We fought on the team Google I got to see my friends I'm talking to that Lick Pete bitch she loud Yeah he ain't gonna get mad Bitch now I'm hip forever I'm hip Clam They did they said that about most of what they said First of all that bitch not even funny Bitch not even laughing But this I didn't know it was supposed to be about comedy It's not at all Because we not Some we just talk I thought it was a good one I think we just think we had a good one She cool ass chick That's all it is We just talking a little shit That's all it is When you know to have a mom fucking get through the scrunk You're the scrunk The scrunk Appointed me Yo unit is nice Appointed you that's all we do We just like to give a point of unity Thank you I appreciate it I really just wanted Sometimes I flex and I'll be like I don't even want to wear fabrics that I own Only the fabric that I own should touch my wife Only the finest But you should be that way Yeah I'm a bitch I don't give a damn Give me that Give me that I know I know I know We own the fabric Yeah this is my You know I'll try to put This man be wild I'll try to put some 85 south on my body You should Every day You should I just wanted that because they just hate me Hip holo on my body They will sold your boy right Hip holo on my body No no no Don't do that Don't do that What happened Who was that You was just singing the hook From swag I don't know what that is Yeah I didn't Hip holo on I don't think we sold your boy I can't even We don't even know what that is We don't know what that is We don't know what that is He told you I told you And you didn't listen I promise you I know y'all man Sold your boy's selling Oh shout out to all the people Who been loving the ads man You know ever since The ads The ads The ads Look at you You are king Of the ads Really You are I'll do some ads You do some fucking ads I will do some ads I will do some ads Wait you know I'll be taking my notes Come on I will do some We'll be learning And I'll write jingles I'm so I got a lot of I want to hear jingles Sell my nails Sell my nails Sell my nails Hip holo on my body Sell my nails Hey if you need them quicker Sell my nails I'm with it I love it I can just go Anything I can sell whatever I don't want to do that If your titty keep popping out Get you some titty tape Get you some titty tape Titty tape That shit don't work But get you some Well yours don't work Carlos is gonna work Mine gonna work Cause he knows the Work on all the little things Wait a minute Who'll do it He do Y'all want Now don't get me this Talking about the shit I know a lot about now The heaviness of a titty Let's talk about some titty things A lot of women don't know Where their titty weight is Let me see Titty weight Some titty heavy up top Titty weight You gotta measure Some titty heavy on the side Time to have some titty Let me count Can I put the ladies On some game right now I like hard to play upon I'm gonna put the ladies On some game right now Listen when you talk about Titties I'm gonna talk about Some titties right now Waiting I got some big titties So y'all be trying to go Get the double sided tape To make this stick And this stick You gotta go to the industrial I feel first thing It's a titt that you hang up Your pictures with I literally got some tape That'll hang up 15 pounds Shit Wait a minute And it be holding them up Bitch Why don't we just have An incident like this I was just saying You shoulda used a tape That I use mom But you can't operate Stay away from industrial Strength products Stay away from industrial Strength No, no, no But it's just tape It's tape It's tape And that it was just glue It's tape But that shit was a shambles A scam She didn't mean it A scambles A scambles A scambles I like that word a scambles That was a scambles You order a scambles A Waffle House That lady hair was not Let me get a scambles I still had a scambles before That lady hair was not a scambles They talked about this She was on me Who knows I have a scambles with extra cheese Who knows All I know is All I know Black people I'm trying to support black people If they say black people in danger I'ma help That's what I'm saying If a black person is in a F***** up position I gotta make I'm gonna try to at least listen And be like Oh Well, even if it was a scam That's a good one Black person We got one So what? I love black people We don't We're literally the most Elite people on the planet Period Yeah Like for real Everybody want to be like us It's hard, but it's dope I know they want to be like us They do They want to be able to do Some of the s**t we do Yeah, they just want to do the s**t we do But they think that they can still be done without us The strong man contest Like you don't necessarily want to be that strong Me or like you can use the strength You talking about the year I competed Yeah You got third place Yeah, yeah, yeah That was my best That was your best one Yeah Yeah, I was in that home You pooted when you picked the thing up Not pootie time She pooted You know I love a good poot No I got to let it loose Come on, pootie You're supposed to let it out Let me and the peas for pootie What the p** stand for? Pootie For real? I never knew I think you should have said a story Cause now everybody got to get to stand for pootie You need to know It doesn't Something you should have They do now I think the story is I think it's a great story though But you know how to tell it I'll tell it Tell the story Try to spell everything on Okay, so let's pee I couldn't do it Stands for When I was in high school Me and I would tell all white high school Everybody knows that Who knew that? Everybody Everybody I did Who's on to that? You went to a old white high school I'd be smoking these big ass joints Yes, I did Like in Texas In Texas How many black people was in there? It was probably 10 of us But I was the only one who graduated Okay, and how many of them were you? I don't know They weren't my friends Oh So you had all white friends But yeah, that was cool though That was cool That's the thing about it I had some cool ass white friends in school Yeah, that was cool I mean, I'm gonna check a few of them That's the shit I be saying in every episode Don't nobody fucking hate white people It's specific ones Yeah, it really is It really is What I'm saying We hate specific ones Like the old ones The ones who in the background Of them pictures holding the sands Of them the ones we don't like Yeah But my friends was cool So anyway, we used to freestyle a lot One of the more things that don't like us And you know, my last name is Lexie So everybody used to call me Lex And we was freestyling one time And you in the white group Me and the white people And so I said something about Because I've always had big titties I never had no ass This came later on in life When I had the money to purchase it So They selling answers So at the time we was just like freestyling I was like, yeah My name is Lex P. The Way I'm Shaped And that's It just went Lex P. And the P. The Way I'm Shaped I'ma grow up and nigga I'ma be great That's what you said Yeah So you spoke this greatness I spoke my greatness But I also spoke the P Because at the time I didn't know I was like Well, what I'ma do, I'm 24 when I got no ass So I had a class You're not supposed to have no ass at 24 I mean, I'm supposed to Exactly Everybody had ass I was working in the strip club too See, you gotta understand though You're gonna What you're gonna do is just clench the sheets Some women don't get there I mean, I was trying Just a clencher Just I was trying I was like, you want some syrup? But sometimes that shit come later on in life I was trying But you coulda had you coulda killed it with a titty I was killing it with a titty Huh? You said what? I said you want to know what's party about legs You could really dance I dance no more So like even when you been playing no booty I know you could still dance What kind of dancing? I dance for a little bit What kind of dance? I dance for a little bit I dance for a little bit I was shaking that bag Like two weekend Like you stayed on the ground You wasn't moving on You was aerial I went, I'm not gonna lie I went to dance when I went in And I was shaking that Was you ground to? Two short step biatch Shake that monkey I was like shake that monkey But she can't wiggle like that With a dick in her And I did Indeed You coulda do it with a dick in her I showed her what And will Wait a minute Just wait Oh, sorry Hold up, wait Okay I apologize This is a lot of information This is too much I'm just saying I'm gonna put this out It's a lot of crosses Man, I'm putting this out What you gonna put out? Cross This This is a lot of this Smoke that shit, Clay This is a lot of information Smoke that gelato, man Not the gelato That's the gelato Smoking on gelato Bad bitch From the slums She from Chicago You gotta have a bad bitch At least Once in your life To all my niggas who watching this And you bad bitchless Get you one Get you one When you keep living a small town Man, this ain't free But no, you can get another But check this out You don't all If you a good nigger You don't have to be the nigger That's paying for shit If you don't have the money You gotta convince her That your program is all she's missing What program? I got my own program I'm not gonna get into specific details Just know that I have a seminar And a kid coming out To show any nigger How to get a bad bitch With what you have And guess what it's called It's called You too can get a bad bitch I promise you You too Our system Cannot get a bad bitch It's fail proof It's fail proof It depends what your definition of a bad bitch is though Like, what's your definition? It's not about my definition You can get a bad bitch After my seminar That one thing that I can do Was exactly what Carlos said And it led to me With all types of bad bitches And me and like somebody standing there Nope I'm telling you I can Well, check this out It don't necessarily gotta be a bad bitch I can teach you how to get the one you want Cause I'm a lady The one you want The baddest lady that you want I'm just gonna name another lady Whoever you pursuing That's right I hope you're watching this to 3 o'clock in the morning I have a seminar coming out To help all niggers win some of these battles It doesn't always have to be up here, my brother You talk weird or prank with you I'm telling you Come on The prayer prank at you Pranker shoes I know I thought it was a hanker shoes I'm so confident in my system If you can't get your bad chick I will give you your money back That's right That's right I will give you a full money back guarantee I stand by this product 100% 120% My six week program You'll be bagging dimes in no time, my man I'll be No working out You don't have to change your diet This is real This is not a scam Trust me When I was the fetus A fetus? I knew then that I would be great I knew then Watch my feet fully develop I knew the type of person that I was gonna be And once I was born And I knew that my parents had made the decision To choose my life I knew that I'll owe them greatness Then I made a decision And I refused to lose in this world So with my six week course I can take you from being a for sure loser To showing you how to win In this systematic Oppressionist Racist society How to win How to win I ain't gonna lose How are you when you realize like You could teach people how to pull a bad bitch About nine But you were six Thank you About nine So take my course I knew I was on some other shit When I was like When we used to be standing outside waiting on the bus And they used to be standing up looking out the window Then once they started speaking their name Know their name And I was like yeah I might have something And then once I Then they started giving me all the milk I was like I don't got about milk And then I was getting ice cream every day Give me your one milk, ten in a row I was like If you add this up I was in like fourth grade I was averaging like $50 of lunch I had a whole empire I knew I was something $38 in milk $14 in puddings What we doing with Starbucks? I got 14 Not a pudding Hey Yo we got school supplies Yo we need paper, pencils, all that Simon the real We running long supplies I was running the whole enterprise Operation Bro I was just standing there Waiting on people to get off bus He got some Kool-Aid Now ladies You brought some drinks? Okay cool we good War and Peace for Jim All right You bring your phone? I love now and later Man I was some Jack Morris What's your favorite class? Not a Jack Morris Who's making moves man Who's making moves Black Morris Who's Black Morris Who's making moves at school man Who's War and Peace for the teachers and shit Who's doing our kind of shit That's how the movie begins Yo son, me and my crew Me and my crew we had the best lunches Oh what I was just doing We had the best lunches That's how it begins You spilled the drink on the menu I had a plug on chicken tender day I said I had oops Yo we was getting We was averaging 25 chicken tenders A chicken tender day I did We were taking our chicken tender day Income so serious We planted somebody in the second lunch Just to make sure We wasn't getting cut out of chicken tender I'm not gonna lie the chicken tender at my school In high school the malls would fire That's good Yo we the reason that the principal Starts standing in the hallway Nah I'm just Remember the bell Remember the bell You had to be in class before the bell rang Or you would go to the kids They used to run to lunch You know when the bell used to go off And people used to run to lunch Told you I was running to lunch You was probably running I was running Bitch I used to I used to sprint to lunch You was running faster than I was What? That's beneath me I know To get that little pizza made with gravy I had too much shit to do I didn't even know what to make That's a gravy pizza I didn't get a double tray I had too much shit to do On the way to lunch What was you doing on the way to lunch? Told you I was making moves Making big moves You put ranch dressing on everything Blue cheese Blue cheese I put blue cheese You can't tell me She ain't never made She used to eat spaghetti sandwiches at school Hell yeah With the garlic toast as the bread I know That shit is Who did I use mayonnaise for my grilled cheese sandwiches? That sound very ghetto That's how I know you grew up around the folks I used to definitely be eating Chick-fil-A at lunch I had a nigga That's because that nigga was rude And he wasn't supposed to be fucking with you That nigga was a manager He was We not about to speak on that tonight He was Not about to speak on that tonight He was wrong and you was wrong This nigga risked his whole freedom to take a young bitch and Chick-fil-A every day But it was a spicy chicken Sir, are you hurt uncle? Are you hurt uncle? Why are you here every day with Chick-fil-A, sir? It was a jacking about fried fries Yeah, we need him, man We need Captain We need to bring the potato Put that food down It's a setup That man's a vulture I used to go outside to the park Thanks, man See, it's flashbacks No, it's just a setup Sit down What kind of park is that? That's like a Honda Civic See, not a Honda Civic I got my Lexi low, like a Honda Civic See, at least in high school My dude had a Ford What was it? The Mustang So you think you better than me? Hell yeah He bought him a new Mustang Or it was just like a Mustang No, it was a new Mustang It was a Mustang With the arms on it I mean, you don't have to spread it on it Musty in the Mustang I'm not spreading the points, I'm just saying what it was You couldn't even fit in the Mustang, dude But you said like, him being white made him better I said, you couldn't even fit in the Mustang like this Do y'all see that shit? You don't say like, and he was white Like that major shit done Right No, I said You see, I was white Bitch, my nigga was black And he was in a Honda Civic There you go Give me some room See, she thought this because she had a Honda Civic She thought she was better than the niggas who had a Honda Civic I see why y'all fell out Yeah Now you see it Now you see it Now you see the root of the problem She'll switch up I love it She'll switch up But hey, let me tell you something She's your dream for the white boys so far But I'll say it's all Until Conor Conor Complete pain so y'all don't have to I went through the struggle Bitch, we don't want to I was 17 Who cares? That's not why Rosa was sitting down I'm 16 That's not why Martin did all that Womp But I thought That was, that was, you depended, that depended the whole point I went the wrong way And now I know who did the reset When the last time you were had A hat that fit your girls You like never Until the day Let me introduce this Tress Baby to you You're right I'm gonna put this hat on It's gonna fit all my girls underneath it I need to mess up my girls How? Let me show you Let me show you All my girls How? And she cute What? Oh, she cute You like what can that show me in your head afterwards I'm gonna show you Abra Kajabra What? What? What? Because you know how they used to have a white only section And then a black only This is a black only person Nope Blacks only She do it So it's only Afterwards You know what's the left over Now she was each No This was a public park buddy Now you want to tell me it's a private beach And it's time to get out and look Yo, before I got on my doctor's arm All right, whatever White ladies y'all owe me and Clayton 300 years worth of back pussy Oh, they be trying to distribute it too Have y'all ever fucked a white lady before? Sayin' got nothing to do with who Exactly, exactly Let's talk about it Cause I'm not gonna get the white lady before He has, look at him He lying when he's lying ass Exactly So what's the difference The difference between me You just said here The difference between me This is different You said he'll be a chat whole girlfriend And then you said I'll get some white pussy and run away a few times Mate I fucked a white person before I was like, is it different? Like do it feel different? Yeah, you ever had somebody Oh, you money? Reparations No, like when they literally owe you some cash I'm talking about reparations Cause that's what I'm thinking about If I fuck a white bitch Where's my money, honey? Reparations It ain't reparations Reparations That's what it is for me If I fuck a white bitch If there's some pussy on this hood I'm supposed to be Master When the alien bitches come Guess who's gonna fuck You niggas Wait, why are we talking about alien bitches? Do they exist? Cause all the pussy's gonna All pussy's gotta be We gotta, you owe us a cut Pussy's so good it'd be alien pussy If the aliens come on this bitch tomorrow And they land And they stay How long you think they're gonna be here Before one of them niggas be there If I got a land I'm gonna stay here Not one of them purple bitches know This nigga's talking about fucking optimist prom But you think they just gonna look like regular bitches Where the pussy's gonna be They go to the pussy somewhere else Not optimist prom Why don't we talk about fucking optimist prom Come on, Thanos I'm gonna be here Okay, look It don't matter what color pussy is Pussy's getting hit Black So you gon' fuck pussy So what's the difference between The Tell me the difference Cause look No When it's pussy You got this one hair on your beard that's so long I'm talking about pussy Oh, me? It's gonna fucking like antenna Where it's at It don't say I'm a pussy It won't fuck, it won't fuck Nah, I'm just fucking with you It ain't no different It's the same thing Exactly You gon' fucks It don't matter We're just people But I don't do that But you have fucked a white woman before But you won't do it no more But is it different from fucking a black woman? I really want to know Like I'm curious You ever had a granola bar? I have It's after you fucked up Thank you, ladies White women fuck different White women Is it better? No, it's different They like to say cock too Let me suck that cock It's that better Black women fuck better Black women Thank you Cause black women got pussy moves That you didn't even know Like the lot now Every one of them different They like dresses They all got a finishing move You hear the black women They all got their own separate finishing move Sometimes it be the head Sometimes it be like She can swallow the whole meat And take the ball Sometimes it be a squirtle Sometimes they be the ones Who grab the meat And then throw it in the booty hole Like it's all types of things Grab the meat then put it in a booty hole Yeah, they liked it You liked it? They liked it Do you like it? They liked it I'm asking you, do you like it? I only like it if they like it I only like what she likes We know how you feel about the booty hole But look, when I'm a guest in the pussy I just follow the house Not a guest Yeah Like when pussy invite me over I just do I do what this lady does I just show up Oh, you like the whole thumb in the booty That's what you like Okay, I'm not over there inventing shit Okay I'm not over there freestyle I'm only I know that's what I like Just to be clear You did say put a thumb in your ass Okay, right So when you grabbed the meat And you did That was you, right? Okay We just follow in the protocols I never freestyle in the pussy, man I don't show up on my own I like the whole booty play We not talking about the booty hole again We know how We know where you stand on the beat We believe it We believe it If you believe it Call me D-hole You can achieve it I'm just saying Be holy I knew at some point You was gonna break out the booty hole Put it in D-hole You know what? We're not gonna do this shit with you tonight Not the booty We not gonna do the booty hole tonight Cause you know what? These bitches all didn't want to talk about his ass hole Yeah, I know You didn't love it This is that's all we like Look, legs don't live Legs don't live downstairs no more I don't live downstairs I don't wanna talk about the booty hole no more I was trying to get up You see how she didn't love about the booty hole No, I'm up now I ain't gotta talk about the booty hole no more What you talking about The gooch You don't move down She's going from the booty hole to the gooch You specialize in making niggas uncomfortable I love making people feel uncomfortable Why? I love it What it do to you? Because y'all not y'all Men have made women feel uncomfortable for so long I'm here It's amazing For the recreation This ain't comfortable I'm comfortable Okay I'm comfortable with y'all I got to say It ain't my fault It's probably the most uncomfortable Most uncomfortable is probably them boots It ain't me What's wrong with the boots? They're just, I don't know It's armadillos They ready to come off now I like them armadillos though Thank you though They're probably hot as fuck in there They swear nothing picket told you dirt up And people don't know this But legs actually had to jump to get in them boots I sure did She put them boots up and laying down If you don't jump to put jeans on You don't feel my pain I really have my slippers on I did Y'all say cutting up What's T? C's Let me say y'all something Because I know that maybe one day you might see these What's T? Why are you cutting up what's T? I'll tell you what's T Because they're probably trying to make it seem like Oh, I'm a lady I'm a good girl It's fun on the hope side It's fun to be on the hope side It's fun to be on the hope side Ryan It's fun Come on, get some more of Anna We just said it's like Let me turn it up She got clothes Curly had to get naked You got to get naked The whole side is fun I think people are scared of it though A lot of bitches for whatever reason Be scared of what people don't think about It's okay To get naked That's one thing that I love about me and legs And our friend Keisha That's the key over there We don't give a fuck what people think Like we just gonna do it I'm gonna do what we gonna do And bitch, she's gonna like me every night I'm gonna do it with me If I want to be a hoe I'm gonna be a hoe I feel you Just might be a hoe I saw her at the airport Who? Summer Walker Printed it full with the pajamas on She had the pretty girl boots It was sitting on her hat The baby gonna be a hoe That's a beautiful lady It would be saying we look alike I don't know, that's what she was like She's beautiful She's beautiful like me I mean, well, first of all Clearly, she gotta be beautiful Cause people say we look alike I'm the fuck What's something cool? They put too much shit in that coat They put way too much of that shit in that coat You know People say I look like a beauty to my friend I'm glad y'all know each other How did you know what she was about to do? What was the sign? I wasn't about to say nothing bad I was about to say the other person That people say I look like Cause like said, I don't say it I just said, mm-mm Cause she said it Don't tell her This person, obviously can whoop your ass Oh, and just like you said Who gonna whoop my ass? Her little ass cannot whoop my ass Period Hold up She got a body guard No, Beyoncé watched this show I figured it out For real? I figured it out What's up, Bey? Cause like by the time What's up, Key? By the time she go get her makeup done They be watching this in the makeup area I know that So she didn't at least heard them turn it off Oh, she heard them turn it off She ain't never said turn it off though She ain't never been like turn it off They just turned it off because they weren't sure Somebody was playing us in a barbershop And you said No, it wasn't a barbershop Visha was a restaurant It was not a barbershop It was called Cupcake Kitchen So that's a Cupcake Kitchen For playing the 85 South show All right, work Cupcake Kitchen And you were singing Booty Ho You were singing Booty Ho They did They probably saw a gang of Cupcakes You were there? Yeah You were there? They had, they had I'm in the Cupcase though talking about Booty Ho No, you didn't say it right We talked about this last Booty Booty Thank you I know Thank you Let them live Do it one more time I hope y'all know Let them live You gotta let the air fill You gotta let the air fill your cheeks You gotta be like Booty Booty Bust it Bust it Bust it Y'all are trippin' But I hope y'all know They had Booty Ho Cupcakes Came on here Ooh, I want a Booty Ho Cupcake People are more open A brrr, a brrr, a brrr, a brrr Just saying, just when I came on here People are more open than talking about it You're supposed to talk about Booty Ho There's nothing wrong with it It's a part of the body Neither should have There's a G spot in your anus What's the deal? Wait, wait, stop See, you always go to We like anus Wait a minute Anus Anus Anus sound too medical Your anus Y'all do too much Anus Your anus Is this a musical I don't know about? Yes Come into a theater near you Booty Ho The musical Okay, sorry What's wrong with y'all? Oh, sorry Y'all sing that That's a planet though We didn't sing about it So as we was talking about It may or may not be a planet Your anus is not a planet anymore? We may or may not It may or may not be a planet anymore It is It's still a planet My anus, my anus be the planet Here it is This shit on the soul This shit on the mouth, bitch They said oh That anus That anus on the mouth They gonna talk about Donald Trump Hillary Clinton And Dray and Lex Anus Hey, what if they fuck around? They gonna change the name to Dray and Lex Anus And find life on Mars And they zoom in real close And it's just like some Martian bitch It's gonna be me like this It's gone Is that what I think it is? And they bending it over Stupid J.O.N. What's going on with your hair, man? It's a natural king Don't do him Y'all, I'm gonna ask Ryan for more liquor And he's talking about You don't need no more You already talking about your ass And he's talking about Ryan said bitch, you're cut off Yeah, cause he gave you too much Cut off He the one cut the light off I didn't cut the light off That's fucked up He cut the light on He's talking about When you're unable to start caring about Hey, I can't say you know we're a rock, baby You have to go back to power For a few days, okay? No, no, give me my rock I'm fresh out, baby I'm fresh out I hate to see you do it to yourself I don't give a damn Especially if it's cold outside Give me my rock Y'all, is that all? No, these tickets are from last night Is that old pimp man That used to be in the video? Like all the movies back in the day Is he dead? Which one? There could be The one that used to be in all the pimp movies Y'all know who I'm talking about Hiram What's his name? Dude, he's gonna say Hiram Not dude She took what he did Y'all know his deal, his name Bishop Diamond Magiwan No, no, no I'm not talking No I say movies I didn't say music videos You talking about Dolomite? Is that his name? Let's Google it Hold on, wait How the fuck we gonna Google If we don't know what we're looking for Dolomite He was the man that used to be in all the pimp movies That used to be talking about It's a lot of men that was in all the pimp movies She could be talking about Wattatah It'd be the same What was Wattatah? Every pimp movie Wattatah Ootang, shout out Ootang Ain't your name Maurice? No, that was the other movie Suck it Oh God, I don't even know my face Man, I was in Willy Dynamite Oh God, I never want to fuck with it Hey Decarlo We got this other movie We're gonna start shooting right after this You want to just stay on set? What's it called? Kung Fu Pimp Yeah, I'll do it Okay, we're gonna run the same wardrobe You should've changed your name Can you keep those shoes? You would be good in a pimp movie I'm just gonna be a great pimp Didn't I tell you don't bring no motherfucking fives back? Let me go try these I wouldn't be that kind of pimp I'll be the pimp that's caring Oh See, look at you Yeah, I'm like I'm gonna not let it get us on See, that's what's wrong with you This is way strong That's what's wrong with you You don't want to listen to nobody Oh You just want to do your own thing I do I'm a good hoe She the bad hoe But see, listen, that's exactly what I mean There's no such thing as no good hoe No bad hoe A hoe is a hoe A hoe is a hoe She may want to be a renegade, man Just listen, man Listen, if she want to be a renegade No, man, because I can't send her Because I can't send her on the streets like that And she's gonna be believing that there's a such thing as a good hoe Just because the hoe's doing it She's gonna believe it A hoe is capable of doing good things But that doesn't make her a good hoe She's gonna be believing and she's a heathen Now listen, you go out there with that With that weak-ass good hoe shit Yeah And you know who's gonna knock you off your square? A bad bitch Because you can take one bad bitch And that'll eliminate five fucking hoes Five fucking hoes Evaporate You know, first of all It's not evaporate You know, you know, first of all Because it's about the bad Baby I don't like explaining myself I need to talk like an ant-asset tablet I'm sitting here explaining myself to a bitch I must be on too much of the yak The yak got you talking strong Now see, and then tomorrow morning The bitch gonna ask me why I don't let her say nothing Because bitch, you're trying to put us in a situation Where you're gonna try to outthink yourself And once you think you've done that You're gonna try to outthink me And that's where you're gonna end up lost I told you the first day I mentioned You don't you ever wear yourself thinking Because what the fuck am I here for? You leave that to me I got the thinking part done Well, you know me I tell a bitch quick, man Just do it, don't think What you telling me? Just do Do What's the partnership in this, baby? Do and then do again Come on, now We've been through this You chose me, not the other way around I wake a bitch up every morning and I say Here are your thoughts for the day Come on And I be like You wanna sit there and shout the night I tell a bitch easy Daddy, right There's no seat belt on your seat, baby You can leave when you get ready You right You right We have a funeral to go to Put on your frowning face Listen I think his name was Uncle Fred You are still Googling Baby, nobody would ever know what the fuck you are talking about Uncle Fred is somebody from your life, baby And the fact that he stood out to you Like a movie star only leaves me to believe You was dealing with some two-bit chili pimp Hey, baby, do you watch movies? That was the beauty and the beast Just be the beauty I'll be the beast Don't worry about what Uncle Fred got going on You right Uncle Fred probably dead I know that's right, daddy He ain't your real uncle anyway But you're my daddy The only family you'll ever need Period That's him Okay, so that's him His name is Uncle Fred That's Matt's Judas That's the Matt Oh, that's the man I was talking about That's the Matt That's the real him That's the Matt What the fuck She said Uncle Fred What was that Uncle Fred on? Wait, wait So how much I got for you? I got seven When I googled it, it said Uncle Fred What's his name? His name is Matt Sway You must have spelled that shit wrong Matt Julian You make that shit up on Gargoyle And he was a real pimp, right? Everybody was I'm a pimp by blood, not relation Y'all be chasing Replace him Can't keep a little model hands off me That probably was easy in the 90s And I wish I never met her at all That didn't really have you singing that It wasn't no TikTok Do you have anybody Do you have any bitches that should be like I wish I never met you at all And I wish I never met her Only one My fucking was just crazy for no reason She's never been fucking with me Wow, what is she doing? What was crazy? They used to be like crowd talk Don't put me out there like that I don't ever get involved with nothing that looked like No nick She had a nice mother Smooth, fake, like great She had a fat ass but her personality was terrible What happened? She looked like Carl Simons She used to do some shit like I'm emotional She used to just like do shit like You know how people call you just over and over Over and over and over Why you just answer? I think my answer was just like a cycle of Just terrible behavior Like just showing up, not having no way out No way home I feel like Was the pussy good? It wasn't worth all that See, that's why you have You gotta have some good pussy to be acting wild That's why you gotta fuck next week This is the fatal mistake This is the fatal mistake Women been trying to get you pussy And there's some other shit come That it be terms and conditions they come with They start acting different Being too attached Like look, you didn't give me that much pussy to be acting like this How much pussy do I gotta No, I want to know How much pussy do I gotta give you to act like this? One, one pussy, I'm acting up One pussy, I'm cutting up It takes one and one coochie to act like this You get one pussy, you mind We supposed to be in love No Y'all, what that was about And that nigga was on some real show No, what did I say? All I need is one pussy No, no, he went and said That's not what he said He never said that No, one pussy, I said no She done packed up all my stuff Exactly And I'm like, what the fuck Can't even talk to her Ain't gonna lie, this pussy good It make me feel like stalking Pussy, what is it? With all that nigga music But look One pussy, I'm cutting up Nah, so ready some fire, pussy I'm not Because I'm not young You got me feel like I'm talking up 31 31 That pussy just got good last year No, she thought it's one at war This pussy off the chain It just got a bubbler You just got getting your grown woman pussy It just got a bubbler Exactly One pussy, I'm cutting up One pussy, no That's singular One pussy, I'm cutting up And that's why you get fucked up Pussy It's more than one pussy Pussy, that's why you get it fucked up In the ocean The problems don't be worth the pussy The amount of pussy they make It do, trust me That man said her pussy so good It make me feel like stalking her I don't live in that position before I don't live in that position before Have y'all ever had some good pussy That didn't come with no problems Pussy, good pussy doesn't come with problems And you just gonna have to do So are y'all still with the girl See this is the thing Good pussy is over It's over Exactly A lot of pussy's be good But they don't be fun Exactly what Cardi said She said you gotta argue with them Show them that you're a little tough That's why men live That's why the black man life expectancy is so short Because we have to deal with so much shit That don't even matter So what we supposed to do I can't do that, so what's next Yes you can You need to do more greater shit You can, it's in you I be like this I can't shut up I can't do it This is the thing you gotta keep in mind though Think of how many times the nigga He was fucking with didn't say shit Just listen shit right Think of how many of your flaws That your nigga overlooking You gonna point out All the nigga flaws out You gonna point out all the nigga flaws That's what a lot of women do And make niggas get cold That's like You never know the moment where a nigga be like Okay, fuck it Cause I make them feel like we are one That ain't why Nigga wanna feel like two That's not why Nigga know if one feel like one from some bullshit One is you by yourself You wanna be one The average nigga stand this as long That's why I don't understand when y'all be having all these niggas All you have to do is You don't understand who be having all these niggas All of these women, the average nigga Is getting pretty much the same treatment As whoever they I'm just saying You're not the average niggas Come on BDB Come on BDB energy But I hear my niggas making the same complaints Over and over again A lot of niggas is getting just enough love And nourishment Off the stale life I can't relate There's a lot of niggas out there doing everything they can To make their little red glass relationship work I'm just giving the nigga pussy and I give him life You have to give what You have to speak life into a nigga Sometime pussy break life So the nigga once He get the pussy It's like Yeah, but it's like the movie speed If he don't get no more pussy he die So like he gotta race home every day Niggas die What she doing is turning niggas into addicts That's what you should be saying They wouldn't get the pussy no more they die That's fucked up I don't know no shit like that R.P. Not trying to be funny, but he's dead Because You're fucked around and falling in love with a vision Then you're addict and then you die No She cut you off and niggas die He died Let me stay alive after you through fucking with me I want to still be alive I don't want none of that pussy As soon as you nut dark clouds Just pour them around the whole house And shit Thunder and lightning starts to strike What you say lord What you say If you ever leave me Why are you talking like that Give me the regular shit I'll take the sleeper He took that sleeping pill It was just permanent Not the sleeping pill The can that make you sleepy I was still talking about pussy I don't know what we're talking about I thought you was Okay fuck it Welcome back to another episode of The 85 sound show We are in here I came from the school of Jackie O She came from the Jackie O school Put your titty tape up Titty tape This show is brought to you by Titty tape I got my girl She my best friend She keep it real I love my pussy Pussy pay my bills That's how you That's it A word Pussy pay bills What do you think the best land of that song is She said Your mama don't like me She say I'm no good But what she don't know is I got you pussy wolves Fuck your mama like me This pussy This pussy talk English, Spanish, and French Fuck your mama Fuck your mama And he still gonna come fuck me Because This pussy talk English, Spanish, and French I done got him to a With girls, with dollars And yen Y'all are terrible This pussy talk Let me ask you this Have your pussy Ever not worked on a nigga Like you thought it would Tell the truth So you ain't telling me That you You ain't telling me That you ain't never gave a nigga some pussy Maybe just like For a nigga to write in Because I know a lot of people are gonna see this episode If a man Have got some pussy for me Write in and tell us your story Hold on Let me ask you this Honestly ladies Have you ever I'm saying it My pussy ain't never been me Let me ask you this Let's pick me up So have you ever Gave a nigga some pussy But that's how you know it's me Because why she pick you up Have you ever gave a nigga some pussy Your best pussy My pussy is always the best pussy I know I can feel it I ain't put that on that nigga Let me tell you I'm gonna see y'all later I'm gonna see y'all later I'm just gonna head out Come on man Let me say this though I'm really kidding I feel like Sex is not always great Let's be real I feel like if my pussy wasn't like great To a nigga It was because you didn't do what you needed to do No no no Now the quality is because Of the nigga that came to the store Quality control Have you ever been doing some shit that you thought was sexy And a nigga was like What the fuck are you doing Right that's what I'm saying So I feel like if a nigga ever Which I feel like you know Like she think she riding the fuck out you You're the one Me and Stacey is playing there Fuck off me That's what happened to me before I was like Me You're the fuck out of this Hell yeah She doing all this goofing When I was young I used to think that it was like a bone And you could break it It is No you can't You have no respect For penis Man cause that shit just bundled This nigga really crying Sometime we be doing some goofing Yo what did you do What are you What are you I will The only time that I cried in the pussy Is when I fucked it at Maxwell's That was right Oh man By the time I get to the middle of this song I'll be deep off in there from some crying You can call You was crying That's the one That's how it be Fortunate too By the time the nigga get to that part Making me a daddy The club is shut up Don't shoot my club up Cause I'm a bird This fuck the fucker down What does that mean Why are you fuckin' it down What are you saying Cause a bird don't sound right No I mean I didn't mean to Don't shoot my club up That's all I'm saying Yeah don't shoot mine up either I've been growing as a man Forgot it look like it this stage In my life scared of some kids and shit Ooh I know that's why You better take care of your queens Penis fraction That's what you over there looking at. Bro. You can't wait to put that in penis fracture. It almost happened to me. Man, you know you didn't fuck up, right? Yeah, I feel that shit. Because not as shit in your surgery. I shouldn't stop going left so much. Look, this is a real thing. There's thanks. Okay. Even though it's written in a note card, it's written larger. It's no game. Pain, loss of erection, swelling, discoloration. Some of y'all niggas need swelling though. So you're breaking dicks now? What is wrong with y'all? I mean, sometimes I need to be swollen. We just saying they can be broken, treated. Well, fuck y'all. Niggas can not offer anything. I seen a nigga fucking a snowman today. I never woke up. I seen a nigga fucking... I just seen a nigga fucking a snowman today. I saw a lady fucking a doorknob. Shut up. This is not a competition. She put her pussy up too and was like... I seen a man... What's it called? Snowman Frosty. He was putting an old Frosty. He white. He was black. He had a project nigga. He might be just a freak in his nigga. He might be just a freak in his nigga. We got that dip in the back. All that nigga ever wanted to do... One day I'm going to fuck a snow person. I'm going to fuck me a snowman. It's all types of freaks and fetishies out there. You can't do nothing to stop him. Because I'm a freak. I'm a fucking snowman. Are you a freak? What did you get Frosty so? The snowman? Would you fuck a snowman? I would fuck a snowman, but not Frosty. Period. I feel you on that. I would fuck a snowman. Whatever. I don't know what's going on. These motherfuckers... They too lit. I would definitely fuck a snowman, but not Frosty. Alright, whatever. What's your business? I'm not going to go down that road. What you want to know, Clayton? I'm not going to go down that road. Fuck who makes you happy. Fuck who makes you happy. You gotta fuck who makes you happy. Sometime that puts it on be fun. Fuck who makes you happy. But sometime if you think about in the long run, the person you fucking is as long as you happy. Fuck who you need to fuck to maintain that happy. Call them happy. Whatever. Some people want to be called by their real first name. So... Just call them that. I don't know their relationship with their parents. Don't be giving people, you know, titles and shit without their approval. Fuck who makes you happy. What if you was with a nigga and he was like... Fuck who makes you happy. What if you was with a nigga and he was like, yes, daddy, he was like, look, wait, stop. I don't know that guy. Can you stop calling me that? Just call me my name, okay? Daddy. Fuck who makes you happy. No, my name. Okay, wow. I had to fuck up childhood, I'm sorry. Just call me my name. Alright, cool, thanks. See, it's weird. You know who makes me happy? Fuck who makes you happy. To all the women. Fuck who makes you happy. That don't steal. Fuck who makes you happy. I love a woman who will give you your shit back. Yeah. Fuck who makes you happy. Do you understand that all of our exes are somewhere laid up with a nigga with some shit that we left over there? A nigga with a pillow. Some shorts. A white beater. How you think y'all on Netflix? Come on, man. That's my blue. Who you think mounted the flash screen, my nigga? Fuck who makes you happy. You think she did that? Fuck who makes you happy. It's fucked up, man. Fuck who makes you happy. Ain't it fucked up to know with some niggas that benefited from the shit that you did that time you gave her $60. She bought a nigga a peaceful with that money. Niggas ate pizza out the 60. Fuck who makes you happy. That mean the bitch facted in the pizza into the price. The whole point of asking you for the money was to get the pizza. You didn't feed niggas. The pizza or the pussy. She used your money and her pussy to feed another nigga. Fuck who makes you happy. Fuck who makes you happy. Niggas been going through it, man. Fuck who makes you happy. I told you, though, just imagine. You know your girl ain't got no car and she's still cheating on you. That means she caught a rat. Fuck who makes you happy. If she went to the bus, if she got on public transportation to go get some dick, that bitch was on a mission. Fuck who makes you happy. She got an ambition. Fuck who makes you happy. New addition. Fuck who makes you happy. She's still missing. That pussy trippy. That's fucked up, man. This pizza griffin. One thing about niggas though. That they don't... Women always got all this help when they out here cheating. They got all this fucking help. They got a whole team of help. Niggas out here fucking up. They got themself. Fuck who makes you happy. It may be a little nappy. I'ma fuck who make me happy. That's the key to life. Fuck who makes you happy. Think of the happy... Fuck being drunk. Even the bed... If you put everybody you fuck with in a room. Everybody fucking got a bed. Everybody you ever... The room big enough to fit everybody you fuck with. You put them all in there. All in there. You gotta pick the best one. Out of all of us. Out of everybody I ever fucked the best one niggas. I'm not saying that you fucked. I'm saying that you fucked with. If you do a party. And you invited everyone you knew. Niggas gonna be fighting. You would see... The best gift would be for me. It's gonna be a family reunion. The part attached to what's said. But I'm just saying, even if you pick the best one. They still gonna be a little bit fucked up. So will you be getting rid of the best shit you got. For being fucked up a little bit. The best shit you had. Just for being fucked up a little bit. A little bit fucked up. We do a party. Whatever. It makes sense when you see some of these relationships. And you be like, why are you with this crazy bitch? You be like, man the bitch make the good ass brats. Fuck who makes you happy. You with the bitch for brats? Fuck who makes you happy. You send them out for party? That's what they do. That's the worst thing. The breakfast is the best shit you bring to the table bitch. Bitch, I eat the sandwich every fucking morning. I ain't gonna fucking care. Little fuck. Not VK. Bitch, I eat fuck next. I cage from McDonald's over here. Fuck as well with you. So you ain't never been with somebody. And the best thing about them was some obscure ass shit. Like, man I'm out of here. If that's the only saving thing. If that's the only saving thing you got. Bitch, I don't give a fuck. You know how to make lamb chops. I don't even eat them shit that regularly. She didn't make lamb chops that good one time. Well, bitch, I don't give a recipe. I'm out. Fuck that. If you only got one good thing, I fuck with that one thing. And that's what I remember you for. Not the secret song. Hang out. I'm not sticking around. What makes you stick around then? No, what makes you leave? What's everything else? Fuck that. What makes you leave? All type of shit that makes you leave. I leave so motherfucking quick. I left the nigga one time. I leave so motherfucking quick. I'm talking about I leave with or without the pussy. It really don't matter to me. It really don't matter to me. I'm coming in and hey, if some shit looks off. If some shit looks off. I feel it. No, I get that. You're being covered in stuffed animals. They're all dust. Do we first got together and we had a phone hairline? By the time we broke up, we had that smiley face hairline. You know the smiley face hairline. Oh, God. I woke up one morning and I looked at that hairline. I said, I'm leaving you. For real? Hell yeah. You left the nigga because you didn't like his hairline. What was the hairline saying to you? It was smiling at me. And he don't have a hairline. He had that smiley face hairline. What make you leave, Dre? Too excited, my nigga. You make me leave. He'll leave for anything. I'll leave for anything. I ain't gonna lie. I'll leave for anything. You know why I left one time? Why? Because she had one of them Dollar Tree bags on the back of the door. For her trash bag. She didn't have a trash bag? Not the bag. You bitches gotta have a trash bag. Bag lady. I'll tell you another reason. You ever laid down on the motherfucker bed and that shit was loud? Like squeaky? I ain't gonna lie. I'll leave a nigga for that. Why your bed so squeaky? If your bed ain't... I don't have a corner. I don't think that should be squeaky as it's pussy. My bed ain't grown folks ass. Yeah y'all don't... You trying to beat this up in a twin bed? Girl, you can't even fit in a twin bed. Where you gonna sleep? Wait a minute. Where you gonna sleep? We got to go to sleep. Where you laying that? You about to put me in a twin bed? You know, I'm spoiled at this point. And I'm petted too. Like what if I'm mad at you? If I can't roll over two times I'm gonna be uncomfortable. Why I ain't gonna lie? You can't roll over two times in my bed but you can roll over one. I roll over. Too good. I roll over. That's dangerous. I'm trying to roll over so far where you be like Come here. Baby, baby, come here. You got to get your big Alaskan king bed. This is how you... I heard about the Alaskan king. I ain't never heard about the Alaskan king. Baby, baby, baby. You can roll over four times on a bed. Boy, you just roll, roll, roll your boat. Do you hear me? This is the top of the line mattress. I still built, brother. Hey, hey, you put me in... He's like, yeah, this is the last... I ain't ever been to Alaska. I ain't ever been to Alaska. That shit's too far. You see how them dogs pull the sleigh? You never been to Alaska. That shit's too far. Where do you think, though? It's up north. I ain't even going to answer this shit. It's up north. What you about to say, dawg? I was not going to say nothing. I was going to say shit. How they put it on the map. You can see it from Russia. That's what she said. You see Russia from out there. You can't? I don't know. I ain't ever been there. You would be looking for Russia. I ain't done some shit. With a Mustang. I'm going to drive an Albedo train. What does Russian sound like, Ryan? Ansky-vansky. Dude. Do-hots. Stop playing, man. Do-hots. Do-hots. That's the people that have been to the music. Y'all want me to teach y'all some Russian? I speak a little Russian. You know how you say bitch in Russian? How? Suka. What's my favorite word? Suka. Why you got to say it like that? Suka. Yeah. I know some Russian. I know some Russian. Okay. What do you know of your thing? Tell us. Like Dr. Words? You want to say Dr. Words? Like Suka. Like Suka. I like it. I like that. What's fishka? The dick. I like the fishka. I like the fishka. How do you say... I didn't say you said John Wayne. Keep going. Okay, let me tell you. I don't like that fishka in my booty hole. You ever see like the movies, and they have like the Russian dudes, and they'll send like the prostitute in, and they'll be like, oh, the Suka. Oh, that mean bitch? I've never seen that scene before. Oh, Suka. I can't wait to say that. Next time I'm fucking a nigga. I'm gonna be like Suka. Listen, I know everybody. I'm gonna be like, it mean this big fire. The fishka. Suka. I'm gonna be like Suka daddy. Yeah. But he would call you that. That's what I'm saying. But no, but they probably do that shit. Wait, Suka daddy mean bitch daddy. Bitch daddy? I like that. I might say that in English. I didn't say that in English. Bitch daddy? Come get this poor bitch daddy. That sound like one of them characters Why do you hold their neck again? Bitch daddy is coming. Bitch daddy is coming. That's how I beat him too. I was in the strip club before. We know what bitch daddy is coming. Look, since bitch daddy is taking over, keep nobody doing it. Bitch daddy didn't have to squeeze on the whole inside. Look, man, things have changed since bitch daddy is taking over the club. Man, bitch daddy didn't ran Little Boy Blue out of business. Little Boy Blue. Russia's first black elected official, Johnny Gray Gills. I ain't right. That's Russia's Sagbo. Gene Sagbo. That's Russia's first black elected official. Gene Sagbo. Russia's first black elected official. She was black. Yeah, they got black Russians. Well, they don't talk about them. Because, you know, the Russians, they try to kill all the black people. Yeah, you don't know them. You say they're Sagbo. You're Sagbo? I like this one. Michael Gleason. Michael Gleason. Bruh, I was watching some of the Michael Jackson performance. Michael! Michael! Michael Gleason! Michael! Damn. Michael Gleason. Every since you guys last came over here and said that shit about Michael Jackson, I've been watching all the old Michael Jackson footage. I'm with you like, I don't play about Mike. Dirty things? Mm-hmm. That's Lane's favorite song. That's one of his best songs. Dirty Guyana is in Michael's Top 5. I ask you what's Michael Jackson's Top 5 songs and you don't put Dirty Guyana in there, then I know you're not a real Michael fan. Did you relate to Diana? Because she jumped on the phone. Yeah, because I'll never make you stay. So you remember the incredible... Because he's staying with me? You don't get off the phone? What the fuck are you doing? Hold up. You remember the TV show The Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferrigno? Lou Ferrigno Jr. said Michael Jackson used to prank me. What were you saying? Dirty Guyana. Yeah, that's the fucked up part. That's what you don't understand. He was there. Michael Jackson. He was there. He was there. He didn't always talk like that. Because it's running. Michael Jackson had a thousand voices. Aw. He used to probably call him like, Who is this? Let me talk to him. I don't give a fuck that he's The Hulk. Man, who the fuck is this? This is Michael Jackson. It's Michael. Aw. I love Michael's voice. That's Michael. Put Lou on the phone. You know what I'm saying? Michael didn't cuss or he probably like, Listen, doodle face. You know what? You over there acting like a doodle head. You late later. I'm going to beat your tail. Oh, you think you one tough son of a girl. Crazy tail sales. I guess you think you one tough cookie. You like liquor. Fucking lip, lip. Melon Farmer. Crazy tail sales. Now listen, if I come over there, I'm going to put my hands on you, bro. You want to see me or no? I'm just playing. Hello? It's me. It's me. Is it me you're looking for? Yeah, you ain't so tough without your little green makeup. Stop being mad, Lou. You know who you can't mess with? Michael Jackson. That's a real tough guy. Man, who keep calling, playing on my phone? My best tough guy. I got you again. Really brought you out of character that time, Lou. Oh, shit. Did you poop today? Man, don't... Bro, we got call ID. It's say Michael Jackson. Who knows what he was to be defeated? What he say? You know what he said? He said, beat it. I would like to offer you some tissue. What do you say, Clayton? Okay. How many times a month would you say that you did it? Okay. He on the other line cracking up. He on the other line cracking up. What do you mean? That's what I got, y'all. What did he say for real? I don't know. I bet he was calling with some crazy ass voices, Clayton. Hello, Lou. Can I speak the old Luther? We love... Like, you would have never guessed it was Michael. I bet he called so many times and they didn't think it was him. Man, we just got the number changed. I planned on the goddamn phone. Who you got on the game Sunday? Denver or Indianapolis? Bro. Man. Who knew Michael Jackson was playing on the phone? Prank. He probably was calling late. He was up. Four in the morning. He was in bed. What the fuck you doing up, man? We be up at four in the morning. Call me. Oh, shit. Messy. We gotta get the fuck out of here, man. Thank you. It's time. Mama, I'm gonna piss. I'm hot. I'm hot. Y'all got the poor minds. Come on. We got shit to do here. We had to talk some shit with y'all and make sure y'all were straight up. We had to kick it real quick. We love to kick it. Make sure y'all were straight up in Valentine's Day and since y'all didn't get shit, I guess y'all screwed. Well, you know, you can see me somewhere. I got my $80,000 merch coming. You want some flowers? You can have this one. Tree of life. There you go. That's a special tree. Look at that one right there. That's yours. I get it in a minute. I think Lex can get it herself. I'll pick it up. Thank you. She did move all her shit. Yeah. This is nice, you know. Better than the nothing you got. I'm just saying. Facts are facts. What else do you want to give me? I like the Capri sign. I like the Capri sign. Here you go. Thank you, King. The service is immaculate here. I'm just trying to make you Valentine's Day. You guys should come back and tell your friends. Maybe you want to do your birthday party. What am I waiting for? Kinky, what are you eating on? You ordered some wings. I did. You should have said something. I would have told you to order me some. I guess it's music. I guess it is. Kiki didn't say back then. Clayton English. Tell him what to find you at. Clayton English on everything. Find me on some more TV shit. Come as soon as we do shit. We only ask once again. Clayton English, Instagram. All that shit. Focus on my life. I beat that bitch with a bat. I beat that bitch with a bat. I beat that bitch with a bat. I beat that bitch with a bat. Why was it so surprising? I don't fight. I don't argue. I just hit that bitch with a bottle. You can find me on Instagram at lexp__ You can find me on Twitter at lexp__ Or you can find me with your baby Danny. Wow. Drea. What the fuck is that? I thought she knew where she was going. I thought she was going. Where can they find you at? You can find me on Instagram at Drea and Nicole with three E's. You can find me on Twitter at Drea and Nicole underscore You can also find me at yo nigger rose worries. Wow. They can read it this way. You can watch Poor Minds every Friday. We drop new episodes every Friday. We are officially 85,000 team. Gang in this bitch. He's gang in this bitch. You can listen to Poor Minds where you listen to any podcast YouTube every Friday. That's P O U R M I N D S You can follow us on Instagram at P O U R underscore M I N D S It's all about that. And that's how BD's comments being mean. Cause y'all are mean motherfuckers. We love y'all. Keep doing your motherfucking thing. We out this bitch. Give a nigga some chips. Give a nigga some chips. Now put it on me. Now put it on me. Now put it on me. Now put it on me.