 Is the volume on the mic low? Hey, Tane. Why the sound so low? Hang on, let me try something. Because I can't turn it up anymore. Okay, that's lower. Go up here. It's not, for whatever reason, it's fine for you? Okay. Well, if it gets too loud, I apologize, but I don't know what else to do. Let me go to properties real quick. Yeah, I mean, it's all the way up. You've had to refa- hey, zoop, I'm sorry. I got your book back here. That's my glasses. I even read the first chapter on stream earlier today. Sounds fine at the moment. All right. Yeah, I don't know why, uh, I've rewatched the, uh, the witchma calls it, it's the, the Vods. Um, and my voice is hella low on here and I have no idea why it's your piece. What got me was it looks, it looks and reads like a kid's book. And then everybody was asking about the rhino scene and I was like, get playing. Oh, should I turn the, let me turn down the, let's, let's turn down the game some so that it, so that the music's not so loud. If the, uh, if it gets too loud, let me know and I'll turn it down. Talking about my voice, especially now that the, uh, the game's turned down. She keeps doing that. That's the only move I, other than the waterfowl dance. That's the only move I don't know how to deal with. Um, is that one where she leaps towards me and the issue is I can't tell when she's going to do that or when she's going to do a different one because that move, that wind up looks exactly like her other wind up that I have to wait for her to swing with that one. As soon as I hear the clink, I need to, I need to parry. There we go. There we go. That's more like it. Okay. Okay. Whatever. Hey, Jordan. Pull up. It's 3am here. Why are you live? I, I, because I'm trying to beat this, this boss without any help. I've only ever beat her like ridiculously overpowered. Um, and, and with my mimic even hella over leveled with my mimic. I still, she still beats me a dozen times before I get her. I guess your bedtime can wait. I'm not here to be entertaining you. It's not going to be fun to watch. I promise. But the only reason, the only reason I'm doing this live is I want it for, ah, that's it. That's the bullshit, man. Come on, dude. Nope. I'm dead. Ah, that's the, that's the king. Stop it. No, ma'am. That's the kick, dude. Fuck you. Yeah, I know. I know. Leave four pumps. I was in mid-roll right there. That's some big old Booter Cheeks is what that is. I'm also dead if she goes trying, she tries to do the waterfall dance. So, um, I wish I could just practice that one move, but she only does it whenever the hell she wants to. Ah, that's the fucking kick. Okay, that one's fair. That one's fair. And I need to roll into that. I don't need to roll out of it. I have not been able to get her down. She has a whole another phase after this, and I have not been able to get her down to half health. So I don't even know if this is viable, but dammit, I'm gonna try until the DLC comes out. If I use, by this time, if I use my mimic, uh, it'd be over. Oh no! I did three perfects in a row. Yeah, whatever. Also, having to parry her three times before you get a repost is ridiculous. But there's a lot about her that's ridiculous. They really did put her in here as just a fuck you to players. It's like, oh, y'all think you got good? Here you go. Missing that one. What is wrong with my fucking timing? What? I thought that was the third one. Yeah, I, I'm missing my timing on the other ones. I'll get, oh, I'll get it back. Have you tried not sucking? Yeah, yeah. For three months I've tried not sucking. Yeah, boy, been trying to get good. And this is one of those fights, man. I can fight, I can solo over half of the Remembrance bosses, no hit. Easily. Um, like Golden Godfrey, Godfrey, all that shit, man. Easy. I have a jump attack too, ho. Go, come on! That move is the end of me. Every single time. Come on, my baby. Come on, my darling. Come on, my ragtime gal. Maybe my farts on fire. If you refuse me. Oh, come on. Okay, just stand there and get hit then. How the hell you watch those movies, Tony? I honestly don't, man. Clap, damn, I'm trying. I tried to watch the second one, man, but no. Those movies have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I wouldn't watch the second one. There's absolutely no reason to. Hey, you can love what you want, right? And yeah, we talk about this every time you bring it up, Tony. I don't like those movies. That's the one! Damn it! I thought I was done for. Usually when... Train to Besson's good. I like that one a lot. I haven't watched the second one. Yeah, it's something, the Peninsula or something like that. Yeah, and there's even an anime prequel. I'm away from that. I'm dead. What? How am I alive? The second one is like a just a straightforward action movie and then there's the prequel. Oh, I'm still alive. Okay. Yeah, I didn't know I was still alive. Tonight might have been a mistake. I don't know how I'm doing even worse than I was while I was high. And I was doing really bad while I was high. Like I said, that was fair warning. This ain't going to be an enjoyable stream. It's just me trying to get this on recording. And it's easier to save it. I don't have the storage space on my computer to just like record myself playing it. Steals all of your stamina. The kick steals your stamina and then you're just completely open for the next two attacks. And even though I know that, yeah, I can only dodge it about half the time because you can't parry a kick. You can only parry when she uses her sword. But she only has two, well three, two in the first phase and like two or three in the second one that you can't parry. Or aggressive because if I don't hit her, I'm going to be here for the next 20 years. I have that Paprika book somewhere around here. She just spams it when I do well. What you do with that when you always get hit once? Fuck off, man. Was I out of stamina? Probably a big fat yes. Stay in there and take it. You can't get a single parry off of her. It's based on the book, isn't it? That's probably the wrong arter. Arter? Yeah, artist. Yeah, I have the book around here somewhere. Almost! I almost had it! Has kicked over and over again. How you doing, Mikey? I hope you're up for rage, E. I don't even know how far I'm getting against her. Like, I don't know where my farthest is. I don't think I've gotten her halfway yet. There's that fucking kick again because she's the only boss in the game that I can't beat solo. And as you can see, why? I'm bad. I have really, really bad reaction times. If I had better reaction times, I probably would have become a boxer instead of an author because I like violence. But anyways. And I just, every other, every other boss in this game, I can one-shot by myself. And I think I'm up to... I think it's 10 times. I'm pretty sure. It's about two seconds every single time. Even with a fully... I know you're joking, Zoop. Don't get me wrong. I'm just not in a joking mindset, I guess. So I'm gonna over-explain everything. It would let you get a few extra hits in, though. While she killed... While she killed the jellyfish with, like, two hits. I think it actually kills him with one. But you see what I mean? Like, I'm really good sometimes. And then other times, it's almost like her... Look, an attack pattern changes. And then she has that move that... I mean, I've... Someone even left a comment on last night's video exactly how to do it. And I'm like, I know how to do it. I have to be able to do it. Because when she goes up into the air right before she flies down in attacks, but not before she starts to fly down an attack, you have to run and dodge out of the way. And then the next one is easy. You just roll through her. The next one, she's going to try and go over you. I believe you have to roll backward or forward. It doesn't matter. But the last one won't kill me if I can survive the first two. And that's all I'm concerned with. I'm not trying to do a no-hit. Oh, shit. I was... I don't know why I did that. I should have just completely moved out of the way. That's the kick. If you miss the parry, she goes for the kick. Stop trying to parry after you miss the parry. Over here spamming parry ain't gonna help anybody. Oh, I gotta turn my air down. My goal for tonight is to literally just get her into her second phase. That's literally all I want to do. You stand up. That's the kick. Just kill me. Thank you. And cut, didn't she? I don't know why the chat box doesn't work for YouTube. I really wish it did. Damn you streamlabs. I could also be streaming on TikTok now. I'll figure that out some other time. I was sure I got that parry. The game disagreed. But I was sure I got that parry. Because I over-leveled in this playthrough and I want to try and beat her fair and square. So I don't have any armor on. The only thing I do have on is this mask that helps with bleed. That's the only thing. But yeah, I am way over-leveled, as you can see my health bar, but that doesn't matter if you don't have any armor on. Okay, so the attack she just led with, I always think that is a different attack. And it's going to come sooner, I guess. And I actually think that one sucks. That's the kick. That's the kick. So I guess the one that I confuse for that other move is the kick, I guess. Because I can't seem to get it right in either way. I can't get either way right. Like I said, I want to beat her fair and square. Like that. Yeah, that's what I normally do. I put on armor, I use my mimic and everything. No, come on, bruh! I only had one more to do! That's what I keep trying to tell you guys. I have beaten her numerous times. Like, I have one playthrough that's on playthrough eight. Eight. Just one. I've beaten her numerous times, but I'm trying to fight her the way that they intend you to fight her, which is just one-on-one. I'm not trying to make the game harder. I'm trying to get good. Mr. Get Good. I'm sorry, guys. Like I said, again, like I said, I'm not really in a joking mood. It's fine if you want to be here, but it's not going to be entertaining. Nobody's done anything wrong. I am just hyper-focused. And when I get hyper-focused, that's all I can do is hyper-focus. Got you. Got you, Zank! That's the kick! Hit the button one too many times! What? She turned a five piece into a seven piece. Just that quick. Those of you who don't know, every single time she hits you, she regains health. So not only is she the hardest boss in the game, but every time she hits you, she heals herself. That's the other move I can't figure out. And that one I just completely whipped. Oh yeah, she's... Yeah, she's a pain in the ass. But what's she going to do, right? Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, she's probably going to do the zoom in and the five piece. She's probably going to do that. But she has so many moves. I don't know how many she has, but she has so many moves. I'm having problems memorizing. Memorizing. I can't even fucking talk. I'm just going to shut up now. That move that I can't... I'm dead. Or not. It's that one. Why is it that move that I can't predict? It's so slow. I think because that's the... It's the same build up as her kick. But on my focus panties, step in one leg at a time. If you don't know the kick, completely steals your stamina and without stamina, you can't... You should do things. All right, have fun with whatever you're doing. Have a good night, Ty. Sorry I'm an asshole tonight. It's like... Okay, so I'm sure this is the adaptive AI of this game. But the AI realizes what moves I can't parry or what moves actually land and she does more of those moves. So unless I get really good and I'm able to block or dodge all of it, I don't have a chance, man. That's unfortunate. I just realized... I realized way too late what the hell she was doing. I know how to roll through the... I know how to roll through all of them. I already said all that. I'm repeating myself at this point. Get good square. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to get good to the umpteenth level. Because I know... I mean, they're already talking about how the... One of the DLC bosses are twice as hard as millennia. I'm like, Miyazaki, what the fuck? Where did she go? She over there still fighting nothing. They're the dudes... The guy panic rolling in the background. Like, that ain't gonna help you, bruh. Probably in the middle of a waterfowl dance. It takes so long when she does that. Kick again, see? It's the ones... It's the ones that I don't... That the one... Whatever she hits you with is whatever she's gonna come with next. She's like, Okay, nothing else is working. We need to change up tactics. So maybe I need to mix up my parries and dodge rolls. I don't know. I want to see if I can knock her out of the waterfowl dance. Probably not, but roll so fucking early, dude. So guys, seven more minutes before I can take a break. I mean, I can take a break now, but... Scooby-dooby-doo, where be's you? We've got some work to do now. Excuse me? Now she's not letting me get a certain... A certain move off at all. This is interesting. That's the longest I've lasted, but she kept hitting me, so... I'm starting to get the dance down, though. What I need to dodge out of the way of and what I can parry. So quickly, that every time I look up, it's been 58. Now it's 59 minutes in, but... I died like four times at that 58 minute mark. At least that time it took me 40 seconds to die. I'm sure as hell felt like hell a lot shorter of it. Oh no, I gotta count in the run back, too, which is like another five seconds. I'll see you in about 15 minutes. Hang on, I'm trying to find my on break picture. It's literally called on break. Okay. All right. Oh, you are a big-ass beetle. You need to stay over there, homie. Hey, you are so majestic, sir. Just glitching through your arm there, sister. Been better, Chad. How you doing? I'm not here being entertaining. I'm just trying to... And the whole reason I'm streaming is because my computer... I want to get this... If I manage to do this, if I manage to beat her, I want a record of it. I guess I could have made the video unlisted, but... A lot of people would like to see me. That's the one. I look at Chad, right one. So I'm way overleveled, and I'm trying to beat her on her terms, one-on-one. The only way I can do that now is to take off all my armor. So there's a reason for it, I promise. Keep the aggression up. Maybe I can get her to second phase. It's all I'm trying to do tonight. Hopefully until my... Well, not hopefully until... I'm going to be playing until my gummy kicks in. I just took it. It takes about an hour, an hour and a half. And I've beaten her numerous times at least 10 times. But I've always been overleveled. Anytime I only get a partial parry, it throws me for a loop. I'm like, why didn't that land? But of course, being more aggressive means I'm getting hit more often. And that's what I'm trying not to do. The way she just stands there afterward is worse than any mocking that can be done. She just stands there like, is that really it? Time I'm doing good. It's the one little mistake. And you just can't make any mistakes. There's always one little goof on my part that just sets me back. This is possible. Fucking early dude. Okay, okay, I got stunlocked. I got hit by the first one. It is super defeating to watch her health go back up. Into that attack. Into it. Get it again. I rolled into it that time, but I waited too long. Do that jump and pull shit. Never mind, never mind. I know better than to talk shit. But dude can do that jump attack. At least see me do the parry like a full two seconds too early. And she just sliced and diced me. Because if you roll into it, the sweep of the blade is so long it hits you anyways. All right, I tried that before. Never mind. If you don't get out of the way of the first one, all three of them are going to hit you. That's the one I'm having the most problem with is the slower swing. Well, it's not slow. It's a slower wind up. So I know certain attacks really, really well. And then the other ones are just maybe I will get it eventually. So why you zoomed over there to grab me? I've been dead. You over there flying, fighting ghosts. If you do too well, she does the move you're not good at dodging or parrying. For her to spam that lunge attack twice, she does it every single time I'm doing well. Oh, I'm alive. Oh, you haven't given me that one. And I'm the same shit. Well, that was stupid response to that clink. When she does the clink, I have to roll forward. It's her slowest move. Her slowest move keeps hitting. Gotcha, bitch. Input reading. All the way back up to progress. And it that's progress over halfway, over halfway. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. She was ready for me after the fucking she was waiting for me to get up. That's crazy. Do shit the last two times. Winging. She's already swinging by the time I get up. Shit you can do. My thumb has an indention in it. From holding this thumb stick. Hey, I got it. I got it. It's like every third to fifth time I do really, really good. And it's probably just the AI, the RNG letting me win or something. I don't know. I keep pressing the thumb stick too hard and end up crouching. And when you're crouching, you can't run. Can't roll. Can you? Yeah, you can. It's delayed though. You hear the difference? And then up. Yeah, it's automatic when you're standing up. It's delayed when you're crouching. And she sliced me right up to A. She sliced me from my ass crack all the way to the back of my head. I don't even know how she got behind me. That's impressive. That is definitely impressive. I gotta take a break. Gotta get above my butt. This is the last time I go and take a break. And we come back and we'll fight this heavy. I'm not even sure who said that. Is it you, Chad? Slip off the fucking button. I did really good that time though. Did really good that time. I did say one more round. I'll do one more. One more, then I'll go and break. Oh, well, you tried. Hey, Luke. How you doing? I just want to get into the second phase tonight. That's all I want to do. All right, let's do this. Let's go, Luke. Okay. Input reading. It's like you cheered me on and I automatically got slaughtered. No, keep the cheering on. It might help. I don't know. I don't know. We got this. We got this. Let's do this. Oops. Oops. Yeah, sometimes you just need to restart. Get that damn kick away from me. But you saw where I landed, man. I'm going to go take a break when I come back. If you leave, that's fine. But anyways, I need to take a break so I can kind of ease myself down. I'll be back in about 15 minutes. Mutation. Just a couple more. I'm not a couple more. A lot more tries. I think I got another hour in me. My gummy ain't fully kicked in yet. Let's go. Give yourself care. Thank you, Luke. But this is my stress relief. All from soft games are my stress relief. And you might be thinking, how in the hell is this stress relief when you seem stressed to fuck out? I'm not worried about bills. I'm not worried about family. I'm not worried about anything other than this game. For a time, my head is empty. My head is quiet. And all I have is the reaction to this game. That is it. This game is my therapy. Used to be bloodborne, but now it's this one. Hey, Joe. Yeah, second oil will give you high blood pressure. That's for sure. How long am I going to dodge into the attack? Oh, no, no, no. Almost had it, man. I almost had it. If I can out-distance that first one, I got the timing down. I rolled too early in the third one. But oh, I have a chance. Oh, I got a chance. I have a chance. She keeps spamming the same one, man. She's like, oh, so you want to be good at all the rest of this shit? Here, I even survived the waterfall dance. Waterfowl. Waterfowl dance. I even survived that. No, it's because I'm overleveled and I want to fight her at a regular level, so I'm giving myself a handicap. She did the same move twice, back to back. And I got caught in both of it. I got caught in both of them. Wrong time. I might have survived that. I might have survived that. I would have survived that. But I was doing bad that entire run. I'm making it. I'm surviving a lot longer than I was. It's giving me faith. And I'm going to get to phase two tonight. That's a one, man. Yep. All right. Okay. All right. All right. All right, all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. I bow before you. I apologize. I didn't mean to disrespect you like that. I know you were like, Mitch, really? And I was like, yeah, I rolled way too early. I disrespected your space. Completely disrespected your space. And Joe, what the hell are you doing here? Isn't it super, super early where you are? I was on the other side of her, cuz. Oh, oh, never mind. I don't know why I thought she lived in the UK. Yeah, she waited all that time. She waited all that time. You're on the East Coast, right? If you're on the East Coast, then you're an hour ahead of me. If you're out West, then you're an hour behind. Yeah, Eastern Standard Time, I thought so, yeah. Yeah, you're an hour ahead of me. I don't know why the fuck I thought. Are you kidding me? Then she has the disrespect to just like walk around. Oh, not both of us. It looked like I'm sniffing my fingers. I'm not. I'm just kind of like, I guess I am sniffing my fingers. But not on purpose. Are you kidding? Come the fuck on. Yeah, every toss fight is so good you have to sniff your fingers. Yeah, cuz I'm getting fucked. Never mind. I can't risk my gaming streams getting demonetized to videos and live streams get demonetized. The only thing that doesn't is these game streams. And that's, and I'm probably making like $15 a month off those, maybe, out here for hours and hours and hours and hours. But YouTube's fucked. It is what it is that he's starting to believe I, I am, I am. I'm starting to see the fucking matrix over here. Starting to see the fucking matrix. Man, I wish I think that's the longest I've survived. That isn't the farthest down I've gotten her. But that is definitely, definitely the longest I've survived. Get off me, Moth. You don't know me like that for real? Oh no, you're too, too early. Time I start giving myself compliments. Every time I start believing in myself, that happens. Stay cynical, eat. Stay cynical, cut. You know you finna die. Stay cynical, cut. The only one I don't, I don't know how to, I knew better than to heal there, cuz she can do the, the poke-y poke. All right, this is the third time I'm getting my ass just like thoroughly whooped. Usually I get better on the third to fifth try. And thank you for the encouragement, Joe. I appreciate it. Let's go, chick. Oh ho ho! Call from soft games if you go in and get hit first. It's just over. Anyway, nothing you can do about it. You know what? Strong facts. Strong facts. Man, it's like the boss is like, ooh, we got him on the run. Worst part is I gotta try and stay at full health after halfway. Because if not, she's gonna do waterfall dance and I'm out of here. That was supposed to be my punishment time. I'm rolled. Why did I spam roll? Why did I? I'm trying to break myself of spam rolling. That's a worse habit to break than cigarettes. Oh, the gummy's kicking in, y'all. The gummy's kicking in. We're gonna have to go for round three tomorrow. Not tomorrow. Uh, Wednesday. I have until June 21st to beat her. That's what I'm giving myself. That was a really good round, though, until she pulled out waterfall dance. That was a really good run. Joe, I'm starting to believe for real, cut. Starting to believe. Come on, you can do this. You can do this. You got this. Mouth dry as hell, but that's okay. Come here. That's the one. Oh, she changed his direction. That's it. Hi. So even if you roll through her, she spins around like a fucking clock. So there is no pre-rolling that. You just gotta make sure you don't spam roll. That move alone is, well, probably waterfall dance, too, is meant especially for people who spam roll. Pick up my zero souls. Wow. I missed time that three times. I was, you saw me lurching forward. I was about to, I didn't get into my eye frame. My eye frame's era is way back the fuck there. I'm going to give it, I'm going to go at midnight, I guess. It hit first. It's just over anyway. Nothing you can do. Man, definitely getting good trades and no, she just cheats, obviously. I mean, yeah, come on. Every time she hits me, she gets health back. I would have been through this fate. I mean, everybody says this, but I mean, she's a hard boss without that. Nonsense. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to heal yet. Absolute core shit. Oh, my foot's not my foot. My finger slipped. I have an idea. No, I have an idea. I have an idea, Joe. Joe, I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. And it's beating her legitimately. I'm going to do no buffs, cheese or anything. I have an idea. Input reading heffy. I couldn't get my idea off. I was still getting hit by some of her moves, but I have an idea. I'm changing, I'm changing it now. You notice I have my shield on my back. Is it way too late? I realized it's super, super late. Starting to see it. I'm starting to see it. That whole time I was just doing parries. I was barking up the wrong tree for real, for real. I'm going to keep on killing me there. I was doing so goddamn good. It's working. It's going to take me a gang of time to beat her like this. But yeah, deserve every bit of that. Clearly died. Fair enough. Chance to hit you. Enough's enough. I have taken my beating over and over and over again. Thank you all for hanging out. Thank you for the support. I hope you guys have a good night. But until next time, I have an E. You've been E. This has been me banging my head up against millennia for the umpteen-