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putting on a play at the school auditorium of course Jack Benny who happens to be the treasurer of the club is planning to go and at the moment Rochester is pressing jack suit press it was impressed it twice impressed it once again it's been a long long time well i got the pants pressed now for the coat what's this he's got in here well a bag of rice oh yes vice president barkley's way mr. belly wasn't invited but that didn't stop him he put on his tuxedo went to the newsreel and threw rice at the screen better finish pressing the code before what do you know the price tag is still under the collar 2250 that isn't much to pay for a tuxedo i wonder where he bought it should be on the label here here it is the pep boys oh yes in those days they used to be Rochester Rochester have you finished pressing my clothes yet yes boys but who is the last one you rented this tuxedo to why every time i lay the coat down the arms fold no stop anyway you're only going to a school play why dress formal Rochester the Beavers aren't putting on just a play they're going to do their version of my radio program you see each one of the kids will portray a member of my cast oh and since i'm the inspiration for their show they may ask me to come up on the stage and make a speech gosh i haven't made a speech since vice president barkley's wedding now i didn't get to finish it the feature picture came on anyway rochester this play the kids are putting on is i'll get it hmm strange there's no one here now why would anybody ring a doorbell and then that's funny nobody here this time either boss put your glasses on that door to the closet oh i'll get it one a bit never mind oh hello mary hello jack what took you so long to answer the door nothing nothing anyway why are you here so early we don't leave for the school auditorium for an hour yet well i couldn't find my coat and i thought maybe i left it over here your coat i don't think so did you look in the closet your coach not in there mary now as soon as i get dressed will go here's your tuxedo boss help me on with the coat right yes sir i want to see if it's still fed thanks jack if you were that old thing i'm not going with you what you got that tuxedo when you first went into vaudeville it's so old-fashioned now old-fashioned yes look how long the coat is what are you laughing at you look like the villain in the drunkard only when i wear the cape now mary ah i'll meet proud beauty if you don't pay the mortgage i'll throw you and the baby out in the snow mary stop will you please well look jack i'll make your proposition huh if you'll buy new tuxedo i'll take you down to the make company and get you a big discount mary you mean that after all these years you've been working for me the may company still gives you a discount they send me food too now cut that out i'm going to wear the tuxedo i've gotten that settles it now rochester i won't be home and i'll get it hello hi ejection i just called you to find out if i can cancel tomorrow's band rehearsal on account of we don't crop me lady i'll be off the phone in a minute phil where are you calling from the corner drugstore i'm picking up some medicine for ramley what well that's why i want to cancel the rehearsal frankie's got an awful cold lady stop prodding me what's the matter with frankie anyway he's always catching cold yeah he caught this last one sleeping next to an open window an open window why didn't he close it it wouldn't have done any good he was on the outside of the house that's the silliest thing i ever heard sleeping outside of the house why didn't he go in wasn't his house what i told him a million times don't take them shortcuts don't crowd me lady i'm rolling well okay phil you can have band rehearsal the next day i can't do that either jackson that's why i'm trying to get ramley over his cold you see he's uh he's getting married that day huh ramley's getting married well that's certainly news to me where frankie's wedding going to take place at the little bar around the corner well phil if i know ramley's friend who's going to stand up for him don't crowd me mary i'm rolling well look phil don't worry about the band rehearsal you can have it anytime goodbye so oh by the way jackson uh did you get that record i sent you this morning yes phil but i haven't played it yet what is it well it's a song called willamina see it's from the picture i just made wall bash avenue and uh i do it with a sportsman quartet oh well i'll play it as soon as i just a minute dad what's that lady oh you just realized who i am huh yeah that's me well just a minute i'm giving the lady my autograph oh hey jackson huh can you hear me yes yes what is it does sincerely start with a c yes phil c i i got the rest of it so long time goodbye goodbye oh mary phil sent me a record that he made with the sportsman quartet let's play it with it okay where is it right there by the phonograph and play it loud mary so i can hear it in the other room while i'm getting dressed willamina she's the cutest little girl in kopenhagen willamina she has all the fellas crazy in the noggin in kopenhagen and the roses on her cheese and the music when she speaks and how sweet her kisses hey sugar danies like my mama danies page with willamina well maybe soon we will open kopenhagen willamina we'll share everything including my toboggan in kopenhagen all the other girls say no oh no but willamina she says no all the boys call willamina will is yeah but i call willamina mine smoke a lucky and you'll never find a cigarette smoother smoke a lucky ask your father mother sister and your brother your brother there's a line and mildly see just a cigarette for me yes it's lsmft and that means lucky strike is made to find a back cool willamina smoke a lucky all day long in kopenhagen willamina if she didn't she'd be crazy in the noggin in kopenhagen all the other girls won't fail but willamina she says no she would rather have a pack of lucky because she thinks lucky strikes a fine who willamina say mary that was very good you know and it was thoughtful of phil to get the sportsman to do it with him oh wait a minute jack there's a little more on the record there is play it good health to all from rexall i knew he'd get bad say jack don't you think it's about time we left for the school auditorium yes we haven't got much time rochester get my car out of the garage you can't use the car boss a nail went through one of the ties oh i told you not to buy us cheap ties rochester the most expensive tire in the world can be punctured by a nail a fingernail well what did you touch it for always testing now what are we going to do i've got my car outside okay mary we're going yours come on bye rochester goodbye mary wasn't that a nice song from phil's picture yeah willamina she's the cutest little girl in kopenhagen in kopenhagen jackie benny you've got the truest bluest eyes in any noggin in walkie garden i tried to get walkie in in there i had a tough time da da da here comes denis on a bicycle where hello mary hello mr benny oh hello kid say we were just leaving for the school auditorium aren't you going to see the Beverly Hills beavers put on their play oh sure but it's such a nice night i thought i'd ride over on my new bicycle oh is that a new one denis yeah i won it last night on a quiz program on a quiz program gosh you're really lucky yeah was it a hard question oh no it was easy the man pointed at me and said would you pay a hundred dollars for this bicycle i said yes so i gave him a hundred dollars and he gave me the bike denis i almost won a refrigerator but i didn't have enough money look kid denis look look at me look did the master ceremony of this quiz program have a little hammer in his hand yeah denis you were in an auction certainly and all those people crowded around where they were bidding now come on we better get to the school auditorium okay oh by the way denis did you ask your mother if you could go quail hunting with me again next week yeah denis i didn't know you go with mr benny on his hunting trip oh sure i'm his retriever you mean when he shoots you bring back the quail no when he misses i have to bring back the buck shot all right all right now denis leave your bicycle here and come with us okay say this school auditorium really is packed but we got pretty good seats haven't we married oh these are fine right in the center can you see all right denis no well why don't you ask that man in front of you to take off his hat it isn't his what it's mine i put it there denis are you crazy why would you do a thing like that full heads upset me oh be quiet will you hey mr benny mr benny oh hello joey is everything ready backstage for your show uh-huh are uh are the kids nervous yeah a little bit well good luck thanks mr benny and by the way you'll be happy to know that we're almost sold out of the popcorn you made good good now push the lemonade okay see you later or just a minute joey did you finally get a fat kid to play don wilson no but we're letting one do it and we stuff the pillow in his shirt oh fine fine now you better hurry you'll be late well married won't be long now before the show starts he i hope the beavers really do a married married huh don't look now but there's a lady across the aisle who keeps staring at me i guess she recognizes me where here she comes pardon me but would you be good enough to give me your autograph why certainly there you are thank you you were wonderful in the drunkard hmm i told you not to wear that cave i'll take it off you know mary this idea of the of the little kid doing my radio program is really clever isn't it yes jack i think it's the cutest oh the curtain's going up oh yeah yeah and look look they've even got a kid orchestra quiet here they go many programs starring jack benny with mary livingston philharis denis day and yours truly don wilson ladies and gentlemen i would like to bring to you the star of our show a man who still has the first dollar he ever earned not because he's cheap but because you can't spend confederate money and here he is thank you thank benny talking and don did you think about that introduction all by yourself yes i did jack and i thought it was very funny oh you did huh yes don don bubber boy there's an old there's an old chinese proverb that says big fat announcer who make insulting joke about boss soon finds salary not big fat and another thing don oh hello mary hello jack hiya don last night but your maid said you were off that's right i went to the baseball game with van johnson oh that was nice who won when you're with van johnson who watches the game dropped on the floor that oh that's the letter i got from mama oh from your mother what is the wild goose of plain field have to say my darling daughter mary just a few lines to let you know that we are all well the weather is nice here now but as you probably read in the paper last week we had an awful blizzard and when your uncle harry came in from the barn his milking hand was frozen gee i hope it thaws out soon as we'd like to get the cow out of the house few words about your sister babe ah this is the part i always wait for quiet since your sister babe got married she decided to have her teeth straightened babe's teeth do protrude a little i'll never forget the ceremony when the minister said you take this man to be to be your husband babe opened her mouth to say i do and with the veil to shred hey mary mary that little girl was a natural born actress yeah she went right on reading the letter even though her bloomers were slipping down yeah mother knew so we'll close now with love your loving mother mama you know mary your mother i'll live you gorgeous huckle whistle bait you children oh fine i just left him i took him over to the park for a rehearsal for next week's may party a may party yeah you should have seen all them kids they look so cute they danced around me danced around you didn't they have a maple yeah but oh i was prettier all for heaven's sake say phil i've been trying to get in touch with you all week where have you been well me and remley went hunting up in the high seas oh did you hunt bear well we jackson huh throw me that lead again will you okay did you hunt bear yes put in air conditioning so you can stop with those i wonder who this telegram what is it don did you only give that boy a nickel tip yes don why well that can be you're without a dolphin cheapest most mind-delete most parsimonious man i have ever known in my life well be known as nylon nellie it's a main company feature attraction tonight we're going to have this event he's got here because it's time for your wait a minute jenice look at me huh jenice this is the first time i ever saw you wearing glasses uh are your eyes bad glasses my uncle died and left them to me oh that's a shame yeah i can't see a darn thing with him i can't see with him take him off just because somebody leaves you something in a will you're not compelled to use it i'm not no want to buy a set of teeth my mother said i shouldn't sing in her program anymore why not she hates you her mother just liked jack so much she used to go with mr benny before she met my father she did not he said she did what was your mother's name before she married your father i didn't know her then well then if i'm tired of your silly talk let's have your song okay we never looked for trouble at the fact you can't assume but nevertheless when trouble would press clancy lord the boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom oh there he was the fighting shooting off his guts he picked a fight with clancy then and there he filled his dome before he left the barbershop with conic on his hair he walked into the pool room and highly said for a good distance before you get stuck your cue in the wreck clancy lord the boom the neighbors all turned out for kato grayley's wedding night neg ducal said let's have some fun i said then quick as a wink before you can think clancy when clancy lord the boom gentlemen for our feature attraction tonight i'll get it put the car in the parking lot uh-huh and when i came out of the market there was a man standing there and he wanted to buy your car he did well i hope you told him my price was a thousand dollars uh-huh but he told me that the used car market has dropped some of the last few days oh what did he offer you seven fifty well that isn't so bad you ought to see where the decimal point is i planning or not offering seven dollars and fifty cents for my car but the steering wheel is worth more than that we ain't got one there's no steering wheel that's who's the sun said but look rochester you tell this fella that if he wants to buy my car he can have it for a thousand dollars and not a cent left okay just a minute hmm imagine offering me seven dollars and a half for my car it's in wonderful condition still has the original rubber on the windshield wiper i couldn't sell well but uh yes the man said he'd give you nine dollars for the card you throw in the last few what ten fifty if you teach him how to use it rochester stop being on his side you know as well as i do if the car's worth at least a thousand dollars oh come now studio and pick me up goodbye good lemonade get your lemonade in the lobby yeah oh i'm sorry inner cigarette mildness means enjoyment and scientific tests prove lucky strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarettes these scientific tests are confirmed by independent consulting laboratories and they prove lucky strike mildest of six major brands tested and no wonder it takes fine tobacco to make a fine cigarette and ls mft ls mft lucky strike means fine tobacco fine light naturally mild tobacco so for a milder tasting cigarette with never a rough puff smoke a lucky you'll enjoy the smooth rich taste of lucky's fine tobacco you'll prove to yourself what scientific tests prove lucky strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarettes make your next carton lucky strike we're a little late folks i want to thank all the kids of the Beverly Hills beavers good night stay in the day of the life of denise thank you the amazon is always followed immediately this is cv s the club they're broadcasting