 Here's how I start my husband's day off right. I start by writing down three reasons why I love him Then I fill up his water bottle to make sure he's hydrated Next I start on his green protein smoothie to make sure he has good nutrients for the day Can't forget about the aloe vera juice for his gut health The most important part to have good energy would be iced coffee with some almond milk and agave Once I'm finished with all of that I start on the cleaning process because of course who likes to wake up to a dirty kitchen Before I wake him I put on some Christian music and then I gently wake him up with a little hand squeeze If you had 24 hours with me and I couldn't say no, what would we do? All right, here's the paint. Here's your roller. That's always not gonna paint itself. Okay chop chop Damn Who is this fine girl? I Am so glad you popped up on my screen. Oh my goodness. You got a booty. Look at you When my girlfriend has a dream I cheated on her So I match with this very fine female named Brooke and in her bio it says she's a Scorpio and then she wants to be roasted so You know what I did so because I'm a gentleman I asked for permission that she really wants to be roasted and she told me to give me her best so I Gave her my best So I tell her you're the type of girl that puts her zodiac sign in her bio to seem relatable and down to earth But you really don't believe in it and you want people to roast you because you're not here to actually get to know Someone you're just on this app for the dopamine that you get every time you get a new match And you look for reassurance from an app that you're attractive when you've probably never been treated right because You're always looking for the next big thing and actually you don't trust guys at all based on how you've been treated in the past So you decide to make Tinder as a joke just to see you're capable of matching with And she unmatched me so I think I did I think I won There's this super cute guy at the gym Row what the heck? Hey, excuse me. Yeah, um, I just want to say I think you're really cute and I was wondering if I could get yourself that Excuse me I'm good You just kind of busted looking I go for more like Got it I Thought you were just doing the dishes in the kitchen right now Really that wasn't me my twin sisters here to help us clean. Did you say hi? Yeah, I said hi Now that we're married, shouldn't you sell your car spend a little bit more time with me? Well, are you crazy? You're starting to sound my ex-wife. What you never told me you were married before me. I wasn't For my husband's lunch today, I'm going to start by placing in a piece of parchment paper For this section I'm going to be making some mini bell peppers with cream cheese and of course the everything but the bagel seasoning Next I'm going to pack in some roasted peanuts along with these new Kodak granola bars Lastly, I'm going to slice up some cucumber and carrots and then pack in some ranch for dipping And now that this is ready to go moving on to the main portion where I'm going to be making some tuna fish sandwiches I keep the tuna salad pretty simple by doing mayo mustard some seasonings and sweet relish And then for the extra kicker I do some sriracha First I lay down some lettuce then the tuna salad mixture and then my tomatoes Lastly, I'm going to cut the sandwiches in half so they fit into the box better And I always like to toast my bread to keep it from going soggy by lunch time Now that the lunch is ready to go I'm packing it all away and of course including a note to tell my husband that I love him Oh, what's up tiktok? So I just want to know Am I the only man out there that their woman don't **** shadow when they say, hey babe, I'm going hunting Explain what kind of wife you are in one video Let's go go go So I came home today to this My wife said I needed a beer and stocked my fridge full of beer And ice Sometimes when you find that keeper you just keep them and say thank you Happy early birthday. What the **** is that? Happy early birthday What do you mean happy birthday? Happy early birthday. He's paid for skull cash. It's done. Cheers. Happy birthday Yeah, **** way Happy birthday um Happy birthday There's a second surprise. I see it Oh no, I dare you. He's got the keys. Hi What the **** I can't even Darren delivered it to me today I bought we bought it on Tuesday. Holy **** I've been in cahoots with your dad for several weeks now I had to like hide the text messages because he and I met up there so he could test drive it and be with me and So I was 24. She was 23 Had nothing built something Lost everything and recovered together She has been with me through thick and thin She has even sold her wedding ring at one point to put food on the table She has been through welfare with me through food stamps with me I only wish that every male Could have a life partner like I did. I promise if you go back and look at our videos You'll agree with me