 A sheep pie? More like, I s*** die, am I right? Dear Mr. A sheep pie, I hope your day is as horrible as you are on the inside. And that actually equates to having your entire family burned to death in an oil fire in the middle of the ocean. Watching your childhood dog be mulched to death by a wood chipper and being forced at gunpoint to eat the chopped up puppy bits off the grass. You are so skilled at stringing together hypocritical statements that it's no wonder that you're a soulless puppet for the big telecommunications company. It is time for the internet once again to be driven by engineers and entrepreneurs and consumers. Rather than lawyers and accountants and bureaucrats. You know how sometimes you're walking along a busy road and a little voice then back your head reminds you that you could trip on a rock, fall into the road and have your head crushed by a car tire? I'm not trying to insinuate anything, it's just if anyone watching has a death note or anything, it's a cool idea. Trust me, this guy is the one you want to be making big decisions for the internet. The same one during the Harlem Shake in 2017. These bozos fail to understand that the interests of the citizens lie in net neutrality. There was even a bomb threat and dogs were sent in. And to be fair, the dogs deserve significantly better treatment than risking their lives to protect these meat socks. December 14th, 2017 was a pretty dark day in American history. And if Star Wars The Last Jet I wasn't premiering in my theater that night, it'd be a pretty terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. What can you do as an American citizen? Well, call your representatives, boycott, corrupt carriers, run for office yourself, obtain the means of production, overthrow the government and let the snow run red with the blood of the freshly decapitated, elitist pigs from the oligarchical regimes. Net neutrality is good. This guy doesn't think so. His crumpt friends who are getting a really nice payday don't think so. Your president apparently doesn't think so. And these guys could care less what you think. Who needs public opinion, am I right? Ajit Pai, I hope your foot gets run over in a parking lot. I hope you get locked out of your car in a snowstorm in your underwear and outside of phone reception. Where is Verizon to save you now? I hope you get the new Star Wars movie spoiled for you. I hope your phone screen breaks. I hope your mailbox gets hit by a car. I hope you drink spoiled milk this morning. I hope your favorite band breaks up. I hope your garden dies. I hope your hand gets eaten in garbage disposal. I hope you read a really mean internet article about yourself that hurts your feelings. I hope your favorite character in a book you're reading dies a horrible death. I hope the lifeguard doesn't see you as you're flandering for air in the wave pool. I hope you and the rest of your money-hungry FCC chummies get sued for all your worth. And I hope you lose the suits. Ajit Pai, Trash Man, your literal human garbage wasting natural resources that could be used to sustain an EA executive. Hey, that was my video. Please like, subscribe, and call your representatives. That's really important. Yeah, legit videos are coming. I've been teasing the MCR video for like ever, but it's taking me forever, because I'm taking it too seriously. Peace, love, dead musicians.