 Happy holiday, Steph. Reasonable. Shy Guy absolutely wins no contest. Of course. Obviously. Yes. Oh, come on. Why would you do that? Now it's gonna go sicko mode on us. Uhhhhhhh. CP1-3 would be absolutely doomed in SCP-784, the Christmas forever town, right? I mean, there's no way he could stand a chance. He's gonna be getting turned into a snowman for sure. SCP- I mean, there's a lot of people to look at it, but it's still not a great plan. Ah. That's a big if! I think Shy Guy could merc the ULMAN, but not before you get merced. Bad plan. It's too populated. The ULMAN wouldn't visit it. I hope so. I mean, unless there's some sort of other dimensional or time rift, I think 096 is pretty stuck. Anomalous, but not an SCP if it's not on the wiki. That's the technical thing. All the ones that are anomalous would be. Probably. Why not both? Depends on the story. Like Dr. Bobo or Dr. Bright. But we're not gonna give them a chance because we keep them in their boxes. Invisible with a knife tail? I mean, that'd be cool. 5000 just kind of keeps you alive and makes people not notice you. It doesn't have a lot of offense. Half of all SCPs are getting blipped too, but you're surviving if you happen to be in something like SCP 106's pocket dimension, right? I don't think the Infinity Gauntlet's mess with the multiverse, so I think the pocket dimension would keep you safe. I mean, you could interpret it like that. No, it'd be like Toaster Shining! I don't think it matters because Superman's X-ray vision can see through his eyelids, so it doesn't even matter if he blinks. That's how I'd classify it. If we could. That's Charles Xavier. Uh, probably. Depends on how Martha he's feeling that day. SCP 173 moves faster than the human eye can see, so ammo would get squished. Not again. 682 could adapt to that, sadly. Hell yeah! So same with Hulk, it just adapts to your language, so Groot would do the I am a toaster, but in Groot speak. Worst party game ever, it moves faster than sight. The second you turn your head, snap. Your mom, ho! If sunlight doesn't reach, then it doesn't affect them. I mean, it doesn't make you think you're the toaster, it just changes how you talk about it in the first person, it's not, doesn't work like that. Pictures, videos, literal depictions, but not artistic ones like 3D printing. Probably die. I've never considered it like that. It'll just knock over the thing you're standing on. Not a bad plan, I'll go with that. Red Raft? I do love that good boy. It's a great story about how we used mystery anomalies and it was bad. Well it can't move through a solid wall, so I think 173 wouldn't be able to get to you, but it would be a lot of energy to maintain that. I don't think 096 is sentient or sapient enough to be forced to participate. I think it's a bit of a stretch. Yes, most but not all want to escape. And breaks out every time someone sees its face. 173 wants to go snappy snappy next all the pluses. I see what you're getting at, so it's not uncommon that we find something that's like brand new and mistake it for something anomalous, but it's not as common as you'd think. It's not that picky definition way. He could, with Squarespace, not sponsored. That's only when the oxygen is pulled out of the molecules of the concrete, so no, it'd be fine. After you subscribe, tell me. That's a good one. 2295 is pretty useful and 2719 is extremely useful if you can understand how it works. 2718 is also pretty horrifying if you have the classification level to read it. Make? Well, I've made some SCPs if you want to check my author page, which is linked to my bio. Don't forget to sub to the YouTube channel anyway there. The chib of fire. I think so, because it's just concrete, so smash. I mean, yeah, they do magic-y things, so we try to contain them, although the idea of like the Men in Black or the SCP Foundation in a Marvel Universe where everything's out in the open already, it's weird. God, I'm an SCP author and I would never want to talk to Deadpool, uh, the meta stuff. Yeah, again, we contain the anomalous stuff. He'd be unalive, that would be the end of this. SCP 069-J, Sisters of Cheyenne Point. Nothing. Why would you watch Shy Guys do? It doesn't have eyes. Monster fuckers. It's made of concrete. Old? It's not like we can ask it. That is classified. The Mount Everest SCP, because it's a bunch of frozen bodies, they are chill AF. Oh, but for non-dad joke answer, I also like SCP-3108, the Nerfing Gun, I think it's pretty cool, you can just shoot it and make things worse. Good, bad, doesn't really matter, they're anomalous, they go in the box. Yeah, he's a dick. Cabin in the Woods and hashtag RenewInsideJob. Oh, I like Undertale, we're having a discussion on SCP Twitter right now. What kind of character energy does Dr. Sherman have? Asgore Dad Energy, Metaton Showoff Energy, Papyrus Goober Energy, or Burger Pants Burnt Out Energy? B, obviously. Mm-hmm. You can't trick him, he has limitations, so it wouldn't work like that. So, yeah, seems like a good idea in theory, but then you have a picture floating around out there and someone has to go get it, that's pretty risky, not a great plan. We're not gonna do that test because it might destroy the anomaly and then we can't test it. They sell the meatballs to our dimension.