 And we're alive. Yes, I'm alive Well, that's what you said are you alive? Yes, I am I'm pretty partial that myself. Yeah, so my niece mom and J. Oh Oh No one's watching yet, that's okay monkey here, but you don't monkey Making your video Okay So anyway, you are editing a video. Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised we won't spoil it, but it is Thanksgiving 2018 I don't want to screw you up there. So You go do your thing, baby. So Anyway, to the where's the cameras? Yeah, turn the phone different hours. Oh, it's down here in the corner. So yeah, it's Uh We're just hanging out thought we'd go live for a few minutes Tell everybody happy Thanksgiving we're gonna go live again tomorrow Yeah By far it's a great idea got plenty of wood stacked up out there we have one with us welcome to shave every 1,000 Happy Thanksgiving on the set Easter. Don't know what that's all about, but But thanks for watching thanks for tuning in and joining you missed me dropping the phone why didn't drop the phone I got in a tripod and It Popped out. Hey, you too Nancy. What's up? She says happy Thanksgiving Monkey's working on a video. Well, she's gonna add two of them tonight, aren't you? Yeah, I'm from the other night and when you made tonight Nancy. Have you shared that video yet? with your friends and stuff cuz I Know you think the The egg thing's funny, but we think it's just comical as hell the way you were laughing and We was just happy. I know you said you didn't mind us sharing that because we just love to make people laugh and You love to make people laugh and I know people that are watching it is Laughing at and by the way Nancy that has already made one penny So there you go, you're making this money, but yeah, it's just it's just so funny We had to share that we discussed it. I've been tossing it back and forth, you know going should I share or shouldn't I should I I was like hell yeah Not yet to share that rolly review video you did Yeah, share it man. That's you know, yeah, have fun with it man. That's that's great, you know Yeah, I said Took a vacation day. I got five days off from one vacation sub But she's not so I had to go with her today to work because we had to travel how many miles we go today a couple hundred Honey, it's like 50 miles from here to these birds so we want a couple hundred miles, but the Damn alternator one day. We a couple weeks ago. We just come back from What about an hour drive was come back? And the battery light came on so We come into town already called ahead to the park store and asked if they had an alternate alternator Well, they did so we pull into the Into the the park store and I just took the alternator off right there No big deal. What was 10 minutes? I had it off there and we took it in I said well, you know before we buy one because it was like 160 wasn't it 160 bucks Which ain't bad That kind of part So I said, let's check it. Well, we ran three checks on and all three times it tested good putting out 14 and a half volts So I put it back on and everything was fine for a couple of days and then here lately It started the battery light and come on and go out come on and go out So today I went with her because it's getting to work when it comes on to stand on you gotta go You got a tap on it So I ordered it. Anyway, I ordered a plug. I think that might take care of it But if it don't then we'll have to go from there, but it's it's really no big deal right now You are not working on the track tonight No You can do it tomorrow Yeah, I'm between yeah, you can do it tomorrow Yeah, because a bird kind of doesn't sell It's been a long day today. It was beautiful though. Yeah, it was a very nice day Make sure you get it taken care of Something I couldn't read it off You can touch the screen and it will come back up Make sure you get it taken care of you don't want to be stranded it somewhere. Oh you to stop You know would have been a beautiful day to work on my trike Garage door it was beautiful Nancy. What was it like 75? Breeze People without on boats and golf carts. Well, they didn't have the golf carts in the boats, but I had a hard time getting around town Because of all the traffic Oh My gosh, just train. I've never seen a train so long in my life I sat there for 20 minutes and I still ended up going around Yeah, and then I went down to another road and the train was still on that road So I had to go down around some more. She thought she was going to beat the train. Oh, I'm me Jealous we were at 40 degrees But she thought was gonna beat the train and she ain't gonna beat that train So we go up like a mile or something And turn down this road and here goes the engine past I said I told you that so we had to take another and here the whole time The battery lights on I'm like it ain't charging, but it's daytime So, you know, you can run it a while and daytime But nighttime coming home. We had to stop several times tap on it. Let it charge Well, no, it wasn't like a race race But she just thought maybe she could get ahead of it in time, but nope it got there same time we did But now put me behind and then when I get to my next patient the therapist is there So I'm kind of okay. Well, you know, I kind of have to wait and Then he wanted to talk to me about how getting this patient into the shower and doing it properly because she has a broken back These way things go down in the tracks that 80 miles This was a freight though Well, when we come up there stop Yeah It was already stopped and then took off and then stopped again And I'm trying to get my day done. Well, what they was doing was hooking on cars I had so many to do today. I didn't have time to be sitting up I didn't have no time to be waiting for a what for a therapist either Oh, that thing had to be two to three miles long. Oh, yeah Like she said we sat there for 20 minutes and there was no end in sight I'm like, I gotta do something So I did and I got there and I got my next one and I kind of slowed me down with therapists So I just kind of trickled all day and then the traffic. Oh my god. Well, you know, that's giving me even all I didn't get to finish everyone, but I'll be working Saturday when I work. I leave the house at 730 My vacation day. I left the house at 730 Go right towards my work Yeah It's good to know that if I get to come and visit I will have someone there to help me. Oh Yeah, yeah, we help you Have you heard any more about your batteries On your scooter because we was talking about that and I think it's pretty crappy But they do to the veterans too. I know but if we were there You wouldn't have that problem because her and I together we make stuff happen And I guarantee it wouldn't cost her a penny and if she needed to ride to the place We got a pickup truck. She probably make herself a go fund and Oh, yeah, yeah, a lot of people do that and it helps now. I have official File the lawsuit in court on Monday Yeah, I never thought about that she could put a go fund me page on Yeah, and maybe you can get some help for your batteries that way on Facebook It's Facebook I've never done one of those Remember Courtney did it for her in-laws? Yeah, they lost her stuff The other house home burnt down to the ground completely lost everything Yeah, he had to kick a hole in the outside wall I can't do a go fund me. I do not have a bank account Well all you need is like a Walmart card. Couldn't you use that and have it put on your Walmart card? Because it's like a debit card Yeah Couldn't you do something like that because when I didn't have a bank account I used to go to Walmart and have my checks put on it on a debit card Walmart debit card And that way I didn't have to carry cash all the time So, yeah, I think it's That's the way I used to do it You just let them know how word of pay is going to work Yeah, yeah, yeah But go fund me, you know, just don't send me the money word anymore Yeah, because you have an account number on your debit card from Walmart You could probably use it that way I would think I'd check it out Yeah Probably be worth it You know So we can still relax for two days, yeah Black bad people book because of my existence Well, yeah, but that's not a bank Walmart debit cards are not from banks They're Walmart cards You just upload Put it in someone else's name Yeah Put it in someone else's bank account Yeah A friend or something that she can trust Right Yeah, you can do that Yeah, you can put it in your friends or something like that Does she have a PayPal account? You can do that too Yeah, you can use PayPal If you have a PayPal account, I don't have a PayPal account But don't you have to have a bank account for PayPal? I think you do Maybe I think you have to have a PayPal account Yeah, you can't do that But you don't have a bank account But Well, if they send her checks, you know, whatever What are you trying to help Nancy? You know, try to get that taken care of for you You can notice that you need your batteries That's important That's your freedom That's how she gets around That's how she goes out and enjoys things Without that, she can't You know It pisses me off They do it to the VA too They get the scooters, okay But if they break down or need anything They have to pay a lot of money for I can put in beds Remember that bed Mm-hmm That your patient had Or was in their bed or something And the guy came in to fix it And he put a piece of duct tape on it I think that was the song Remember, I was mad, remember Yeah It took him so long to get it And then it didn't work And the guy came in to fix it And he put duct tape on it Yeah, yeah And her family member That came to visit I was trying to figure out the bed And he found it accidentally I think it was her brother And, um Yeah, she and I had never known And our company had been calling them To come and fix the bed for months And they never came Emotionally damages as well As damage to the chair If it does not get fixed Oh, of course That's the worst part, the emotional part Of course Jeez I can't forget we got a fan out there Yeah What do you want a fan for? It's cold, though I got a job fan I can smoke over there now Oh Oh, for God Mm-hmm She's probably going to hell to stay there I don't smoke in the house Unless we got an exhaustion Wait a minute She might not be able to hear Monkey read what? Monkey read what? Monkey read what I wrote before that Before the emotional The loss that would cost me $150 just to file And whatever court cost So I'm suing the state For $50,000 in damages I hope that works because Yeah Man, she's not asking for a whole lot No She just wants to be fair Right And Oh Here we go See, she got one done Saved and There's shunner that you're uploading one right now Ugh, there's a hair on my thing What? There was a hair on my can Oh, my Oh, jeez Ugh Ugh I hate that It's probably your hair My My hair? Yeah, probably your hair Yeah, I'm trying to put A couple of videos up That better? What hair shaver has no hair Ha ha ha Well, he gets to piece my hair on his soda pop And then he starts gagging It don't matter who's hair it is Maybe it's the dog If I get a mustache hair Not from yours but from mine He gets his thing in his head And he can't handle a hair on anything But I can get a deer Like nobody's business But man, you get a hair On my boots or something You can't stand it Woo The person Welcome to Shea Bear 1000 I want to see you and not me Oh, you were talking with Nancy I'm just letting you guys shoot the shit A few minutes, hopefully Oh, she'll check you now When she gets done with Shea Bear's channel Yeah, I'm sure she won't Ha ha ha Like when you go out to Is it cool? Four dollars Yeah, when you get three pairs You got me a pair Yeah, I got you a pair You got those And then you got the next pair To keep you in the truck Yeah In case we forget Or they break Yeah I mean, for a buck What the hell? Those are cute as hell Yeah, I thought they work So I thought it would be different Than the Is that good enough to see them In the picture you sent me? Hello, new week people Happy Thanksgiving, y'all Yeah, happy Thanksgiving Love the glasses, monkey Makes you look smart Ha! Gee, thanks I love you, monk Yeah Around the truck I was like, oh, those are cute She said, you think so I'm like, oh, yeah, they're very cute How's it going? It makes you look smart I'm smart now Happy Thanksgiving That's Kamala People, and they're looking at you They're looking at you I just feel it to me There you go It don't matter If you want to talk I don't care who talks That's a good thing About my channel, guys We have a good time It don't matter Whether I talk Or she talks I bought this old tripod About a month ago For what, ten bucks? It's an old aluminum one From Vivitar And so we use it for our I made the I took the selfie stick The end off of it That holds the phone And I put it on to this tripod This is what we use now We have three tripods I got two over there So I've heard that's Pretty good idea Over in my glass So that's what we use here Connie Pam said Happy Thanksgiving Nancy said hi to her Happy Thanksgiving And she said hi Nancy I love when they Talk amongst each other You know Because You know It's like a community You know what I mean, huh? Yeah, I love it Our third Thanksgiving You guys Hi Hi Joni said Happy Thanksgiving To both of us Awesome That's cool, babe Tom, we're doing something Tom, we're doing something We already told Nancy Yeah Oh, okay So we got four people watching So Nancy already knows Because she's always the first one on Then she usually Pam And then So tomorrow night We are going to What do you think About what time, hun? As soon as it gets dark here Nancy's three hours behind us But we're going to say what Around We'll say seven o'clock We're going to go live Outside We're going to have a little fire A little campfire We're going to do Like we did that one night So that's what we're going to do Tomorrow night Did you know While That is Uploading To you, Jimmy You can work on your other one too I don't know Because it's showing an error What is No, it's not I just said it What did that mean? Where, hun? Staying on I don't know I don't know I'm not finding it It's public, right? Yeah I'm not finding it But like That's what it is And When you take that And then it's public And then it'll go live Uh-huh Technical things Sorry, guys Oh, Pam said she'll be there She says, okay, cool I'll bring my wine She's got her Wine, you bought it What, like last weekend? Yeah Um So she's got the wine ready for Yeah, she likes to have some wine Especially like at Christmas New Year's we get champagne And Thanksgiving We always have some wine Nancy will be there too So, hunny Okay, cool Okay, cool I keep looking over here Because usually I've got my camera up there Is this backwards again? Is the camera backwards? Like Is my shirt reading backwards? Yeah, I think No matter which way I flip this phone I noticed a lot of other people that do live feeds Everything's backwards on it I don't know, we can't figure it out What's going on with that? Why everything's backwards when it's live But it is And I keep looking up there Depending on which way I my phone turn See the camera's here right now But if I turn it the other way The camera would be Let's see It's really confusing It would be up here So I keep looking So I'm looking in the center of a screen But I want to look at you guys But, you know I'm a goot I'm not a very technical savvy Am I? Nah I can build on a computer But I just can't use it That's because your ghost keeps the The pic What? This? When I do this? Nancy said She better stop and keep messing up the pic Because I was pointing at the camera like this And she don't like it No Sorry Nancy I was just trying to like She said, yeah, stop Because I keep pointing my finger on the camera So So what's everybody got playing for tomorrow? Well, we're down to two viewers So two of us is going to be Or two of them is going to be there with us Making tea Yeah Monkey's going to make some tea She bought at Shoot, where was we? You don't remember? I can't believe you don't remember We were in Florida Well, yeah We were south from here Where are we? At the place where I got my moonshine What's it called? My moonshine was called Apple Pie Disney Village No, it wasn't Disney Village Disney Spring Yeah, Disney Well, yeah I wanted to cook my meal And then watch you Well, awesome man See, this is what I got Look, same here Pam's going to be She's going to cook her meal and watch us Thank you guys I'm going to drink some of this I bought, well, I got one of these I'm going to put it in here I'm going to have me some tea Where are you off to now? He's leaving Why is it so tall? This one is called herbal tea I haven't tried this one I got another one, too Hold up I tried this one It was pretty good It was cranberry apple tart It was herbal tea That's what I got Tell them where you got your little tea thing We got this at the antique shop Yeah Yeah, he found it in a box Would you get a dollar for it? Yes Yeah So Everybody in the box wants a dollar Yeah So I'm going to make me Yeah, it does It sounds really good And the next time we go I'll get a different kind of herbal tea So you've got the light behind you again Come over this way I'm going to make my tea Oh You can talk away, babe We've got, like she said We've got an 18 pound turkey That my boss had given to us And she's trying to stuff in The mashed potatoes I'm going to have noodles Gravy We've got a pumpkin pie Huh Yeah I imagine you'll eat a salad, won't you? I don't know It depends I might Look at that How did you get bit again? No, I got bit again I got bit the other night on my back It was really huge Yeah, that looked like a spider bite to me Yeah, I think this is just Well, it could have been a little spider I don't know It might have been I don't know But mosquitoes like you a lot I don't know why But they really like him a lot I can be standing right beside him Mosquitoes don't bother me And I wear a body spray But you're not supposed to do Right, because it attracts them What does he do? He sweats And they all come to him And I'm like I get bit up I'm fine And he's like We'll be sitting by the fire For like three hours She'll have maybe two mosquito bites And I'll look like a welp When I wake up in the morning Now, if it was bees That's really different Well, she's allergic to bees Bees come after me like nothing They love me They'll bite me to death They'll bite you Yeah, they go I've been stunned by being a little bit Remember, I was working on a tractor A couple of months ago And there was a wasp nest Under the hood And her and a guy Was working on a tractor for They was like Oh, no They're standing back I just reached up Grabbing the nest And threw it down I did get stunned once though Yeah, but it didn't bother you No I think mosquitoes bother you More than a dang bee I hate a mosquito And you know what I hate the most? What really irks me Is the sound of a mosquito In a dark room You can't see it But you can hear You know, it's there I hate that shit What does that look for? Come by the bee She went She's over there laughing Yeah, so we just We just wanted to Oh, shit Nancy's laughing again Nancy gets laughing She laughs Pam, you shouldn't see The last video I did It was Nancy's reaction To the roly egg cooking thing We did She laughs Nancy laughs at the Egg cooking thing But we're laughing at her And it makes us all laugh again And then Nancy starts laughing It's funnier than hell, you know But we all love to have fun Don't we guys? Smell that, babe That smells really nice That smells fruity You put this in your underwear drawer It smells like It smells like fruity pebbles You guys remember fruity pebbles? It smells like that That roly was good for nothing But a great laugh Now at least we all laughed about this Actually, not really Because monkey's keeping The brush out of it I'm using it for everything So I gave $20 for a freaking 50 cent brush But it's okay because You know I would have paid 50 Just to see that laugh Good fun video Oh, yeah, absolutely Absolutely It was fun So she's on her second video Egg to Ding She just Uploaded one to YouTube Just posted it Now she's on her second one from tonight, correct? Yep She is I'll show you She is editing Right now I'm just gonna show What's that say? There's that hello What's that saying? Hello, I'm new Freddie Freddie? Freddie Lopez Freddie Some Lopez is where you're from, Freddie Happy Thanksgiving Let me spin this around real quick Because it's coming loose There you go I gotta tighten that better Whoops Freddie I see the first one Came through, I'll watch it later Oh But there's We use a movie maker, don't we, hun? And she loves it Is that Freddie, hun? From Virginia Oh, cool He's northern I'm a Yankee, I'm from Ohio And she is From Canada I can't welcome And a happy Thanksgiving Awesome Check out your channel too, Nancy Yeah You might like the trains Nancy Jones, check her out Yep, and this is Monkey 1000 And of course I'm Shea Bear 1000 And the other one, Pamela Bocock Check her channel out I'm from Seattle Oh, Freddie, what you saying? Yeah, that's real cool, man I'd love to get out there I want to go up from a space needle You're so intense I was just watching you do that Kentucky here Hm? Kentucky here She's using She's using her laptop But I use the The desktop Well, it's not desktop It's an all-in-one, I couldn't get a desktop Remember, they didn't have the towers No So I had to get an all-in-one Which I hate Really so Yeah, I like camera, that computer I don't really like it And it's free, my favorite We pay too much for it We needed it I just ordered my Schwanns My game shaver So I will have a huge haul From them next month Oh, we love those videos I've been tempted to try them I have a patient And he gets a lot of his food from there I'm never home So if I'm not home To get the stuff To be sitting outside In boxes And that's not good You can't predict when you're going to be home I'm kind of from Texas Slash Mexico Is that Freddy? Yeah Oh cool, Texas Slash Mexico He lives in Virginia Yeah Alright The stars at night Are big and bright Texas What? Same with me monkey What? Alright Yeah, hi Freddy You can get a freezer bag from them That will keep it cold Freddy's got laughing Huh? Will they drop it out of your doorstep Or do you have to be home for them To To do the whole thing You know My patients home all the time They just come and I don't know how to pay Food stamps Yeah I just think No Thank Freddy dude Yeah he already He's getting on Freddy's fun Welcome aboard Freddy Freddy do you have a youtube channel That we can subscribe to you on Damn she's sleepy hun Good night And it stays cold Believe me it will If yous are not Freddy We will uh we'll subscribe to you We'll check you out You don't have to have videos We'll still subscribe That way in case you start posting We'll start sharing them for you And help you out We help each other out here She says believe me It works if you order online With a credit card they will leave Your order in a freezer bag So yeah we will look into that In a mile Every week I am dropping off at my shop Yeah But I pay cash Right Yeah that was cool Ain't no problem Freddy He said thanks You're welcome Yeah Freddy We just like to get on here And have a good time And joke around every once in a while Freddy tomorrow night We're going to be out by the fire Second video Monkey came through Nancy said Second video monkey came through Yeah Yeah she's not You're not even saved are you I don't know Yeah Freddy tomorrow night Around what we say in the clock We're going to do a live feed Out In a backyard That should be interesting Have a couple drinks And just chat with you guys for a while So a shout out to Freddy Lopez To Whoever may watch this live Check him out Even though you don't have any videos Go and subscribe to him Make me feel good huh Right baby Putting credits in there too Awesome She's been she does pretty good With that movie maker I went a long time Without it man I missed it Oh just one video came through And finally I got I searched for what days and days looking for Finally I found one I found one at work and it worked fine But it was French or something So I couldn't really use it So I finally Kept searching and I finally found it again So And she used it once on My computer Or watched me use it or something And she said oh I'd like to try that because it's really easy Now you don't have a whole bunch of fancy stuff Granted that but It was real easy And now she's using it all the time Now Freddy said Thanksgiving I can't wait What's your plans Freddy? What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Party's in parties Alright buddy Maybe you can party while you're joining us That'd be fine huh? Yeah we can all party together I was back there Monkey said we can all party together Out in the backyard We still got Nancy and Freddy hanging with us Yay Oh she's got her second one Saving So There she is There's a second one saving Oh what's that say? That will be great There you go There you go In the tent? No not in the tent No we don't have a tent set up I'll pack it away Yeah he put it up Because it was getting ruined by Something out there so long Well it was getting ruined and just getting Dirty From the tree Well it kept raining and every time We wanted to take it down it rained again So we had to wait So by the time We figured we'd stop raining We finally took it down It didn't rain that day Garage and let it grow out For a week or so before it I'm watching the Macy's parade in the morning And then the doggies And then I'm going to eat And I'm going to sleep And be lazy all day tomorrow That's fine with me Two days Two days I must have four but that's okay I only have two to do on Saturday So That won't be too bad And then you'll have the rest of the day Saturday and then Sunday And then you'll have all day Friday Yeah I'll have Friday You can use that as well I'll take her around with something Yeah Make another video I got a new toy What toy? My new toy that I need to get Oh yeah Shave our guy a new toy Yeah But we have to figure out how to get it From A to B So I can't put it in my truck Well we can But I'll take a toolbox out of the truck Yeah I know it'll be hard to get it We can get it in But it might not be able to get it back out Quite hard So I don't want to tell anybody because I think he wants to do a video Give him a hint It goes rum rum And it's got two wheels Maybe A-Panger We talk about that We'll see If you know what A-Panger is Hi there Ask Freddy if he knows what A-Pangers are Do you know what an A-Panger is Freddy? I want to make sure this ain't coming off He might be gone because there was two And then there was one and then there was two again So I don't know if he popped in and out What's A-Pangers? I ain't squealing T's pretty good though No I don't know what that is Who's it at? Oh shit I really can't tell him yet We can't tell you You have to watch the video When we get it done We'll just call them They're handlebars For what? A bike What kind of bike? You just can't keep a secret can you? Don't give him a Christmas present And tell him what it is Well I'm not getting it It's mine I got the title His nephew gave it to him Because his nephew is moving to where? Oregon Oregon He gave him his motorcycle But it's His house and we have to bring it here And it needs a lot of work It needs a lot of work but there would be good videos For him to do We call it a basket bike And give him a project Among the other thousand projects That he has to do yet I still gotta get the truck Out of here The Ford Ranger I got Ford Ranger coming You gotta finish that stuff That's up to you That's between you two You just do your stuff I'll be between work And the truck puking out You're beautiful You're beautiful Here's to that Well time thank you Unless he's talking to me No he might be You're probably talking to you Because you are beautiful Thank you Freddy 20% of it's Uploaded Watch it Freddy, she is engaged to be married Ha ha ha He probably figured that out though I think so Take it as a compliment too This is to you lady The tea's not bad But the little holder doesn't really want to hold the leaves in it too well Right Well it's an antique though I like the tea It's from the 20s I think silver Can you put silver in tea I think he said it was silver And it's from the 20s Because he looked at There's a marking somewhere on it I just left it in there in the bottom There'll be art I think you're supposed to take them out after so long Yeah You're supposed to let them steep To your desired taste and then take it out But I'll at least want to keep coming out See you Freddy That's where I put my tea leaves in But the leaves don't want to stay in there They might go in my cup Well then what you do Maybe I put too much in it Maybe But what you can do Is you can wrap that in What's it called cheese cloth Yeah Oh wow And then roll it up and put it in there And the tea leaves won't come out That's very nice tea Let's just start doing more life hacks What you guys think Life hacks Yeah, do some life hacks baby I want to get back to my roots though I want to do some more abandoned houses Why don't you go down to the end of the road And do the one that you were going to do You should do that this weekend You got time Yeah The car over here on the way to the river Yeah And we pulled over right in front Of an abandoned house Yeah, we did We should do that It was right down the road We didn't even know it was there So we broke down That'd be a good test for the truck When I fixed the truck Yeah That's a good idea I've been promising It wasn't keeps asking me about that We do it Friday We do it Friday Oh shit, I feel so bad I forget my name now I can't remember people's names She subscribed to you And you're subscribed to her Yeah Shit, I forget Pam? Is it Pam? Probably with Pam Adventures Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey You too Turkey, turkey, turkey No, Tammy Yeah Yeah, we can do that I should feed that one If you want Nah, I'll put it up I'll film with a good camera Yeah, I think we should I found one But I don't know If it's completely empty And I have to find it again It was on one of my routes Going to another patient And it was in the middle of nowhere A house? It looks like it's been abandoned Yeah We need to get down around Tampa And do that resort There's a abandoned resort down here I can take the drone out and get an arrow shot We want to do that one down there Yeah There's quite a few of them down south That we would like to go and do There's one you gotta go by boat To go to it Remember the dones Oh, yeah, those are cool Yeah, I'd like to do those But you have to take a boat to them This guy made these They're clay, right? Made out of clay Not clay Well, what do they make those dones out of? It's It's like a clay It looks like a clay but it's white It was supposed to be like a Falsse man Yeah That's Bruna up too As soon as I get this video up You will see what Bruna's been up to He's asleep though But he's asleep because he went with us today So Shaybear and him stayed in the car while I did my patience So He was in the car all day long We stopped at McDonald's I got him a Hamburger patty And they sold me just the patty Yeah, that's nice That was nice Conjuto Newbie? What's that mean? What? I don't know No, read it Conjunto It's Spanish, I don't know Monterrey Monterrey? I don't know I don't know Spanish So anyway So we went there And yeah It's hamburger patty He's been in the car all day, so now he's asleep And we're going to go to Georgia to a haunted hotel Yeah That's upcoming spring Yeah, we want to do that too I want to go to the Georgia mountains too Yeah, it's Spanish Spanish That smells like Spanish We speak no Spanish, Freddie Please transfer You're so blunt Nancy You just get right to the point, don't you? You're so mean We got some stuff we wanted We figured it out together And we're going to do a revisit When we go to the haunted hotel in Georgia We're going to do a revisit of the bridge Yeah, yeah You want me to do that at night though, don't you? Yeah That's going to be a challenge But we could go there at night time And just hang out if you want The hotel's farther though Is it? A momentary is a place where my dad was Born Born Born He spelled B-O-R-E-D But born I know what he's getting at You know My job I deal with a lot of Spanish Speaking customers And so But we get by Born B-O-R-M-E-D That's where his dad was born And where is that at? Is that in Mexico? This place is rich, it's pretty Oh really? But why don't you do a video on it? Do you have like pictures or something you can do Like a little Montage And make a video of it That would be really cool so other people can see it And learn Mexico Well you know Or if he's not savvy on it He can email me Pictures or whatever He's got And I can do him a music montage And do it for him And send it to him and then he can post it on his channel Talk to him about that And I won't charge him nothing I mean shoot You know I just got this phone Oh okay cool But yeah if he wants to do that I'll make him a music montage Because that's a good story That's where his father was born How it just happened It's okay Freddie, he's laughing at mine too So Did we just buffer like in real life though? Yeah Because I said that's where his father was born And I'm looking at you and nobody said enough And they're waiting Somebody say something Somebody say something At computer Monetary And you can see it how it looks like Well you need to You need to socialize I'm socializing with you You're talking Because I don't understand what you're talking about What do you mean about it? We'll figure it out Okay Monetary Oh Monetary That If What you're talking about I think where it says You can donate money You don't have to do that We do all this stuff for free and everything That's just A lot of people promote They're like you can click that One too is fine, if you don't that's fine Even better That's not what We're not all about the money It's just We just like to have fun with people But We have no sponsors or anything We do all the traveling and everything We pay out of pocket expenses Because we don't want to make people Feel like We're trying to get together here We got kind of like a language barrier But we'll figure it out Freddie But yeah we just We just like to have fun I don't want to Make people feel like they got it Donating money and stuff It's just It's there because you know Because When you get so high up you can do that But I'm not really high up But I did and went into beginning I started out In 2009 I think it was On YouTube So She has a computer I'm telling her To go on Google and put Monetary It will show you Oh where his dad was born Google it I think it's pronounced Monterey Correct Monterey Monterey Yeah you can go down Do you want one? No it won't Yeah okay yeah I can't do the super chat because You have to Right no Nancy no exactly Yeah we don't want people to do that That's why I never really Talk about that much but yeah She's looking it up now Freddie Because I don't want people to think Well I watched your video I need to give you money We're not there for that We're not there to have fun Just chatting with you guys That's why everything's free So you know we don't I don't promote that You know I've never got a super chat And I'm just fine with that That way everybody knows They don't have to do that A lot of people are like Remember you can hit the super chat And all that but we don't like to do that It is Monterey honey Ready? M-O-N-T-E T-E Yeah R-R-R-E-Y And then you can Look at what he's talking about There'll be pictures Yes She's giggling it right now Freddie There you go You hit images and burn them up Well um Search it on images Okay no scroll up honey See where it says images There you go That's beautiful That's where his father was born Correct? Big city Look at that Very proud of it Wow That is beautiful That's beautiful Look at the sunset I think she might be My Annette is beautiful Here honey I'm gonna put you here For a minute I can't do the super chat Because you have to have a friend Yeah she already rigged us Yeah that's where he That's where his father was born I have parents from Mexico Our pretty, my dad We have friends Of the family They retired But they retired They retired in Mexico Because it was cheap to live there So they moved there And my dad had to go down And pick up one of them Because the other one passed away They were well in their late 80s And they lived a good life in Mexico So They were quite happy But she couldn't bring her RV back To the United States by herself So my dad flew down there And he took a lot of pictures And they did a lot of the Back countries and stuff like that So it was pretty cool But there was some Not so cool place But there was a lot of cool places too Just like here Yeah just like my RV Look at the Bridge and There's a beautiful church Pitchered like I've never even seen pictures of Mexico Yeah They say there are some really Pretty parts of Mexico Like I said in America You got your good and bad Well here we go Michigan Detroit Detroit is a dumping ground Yeah And it used to be a thriving city And it's huge But look at Detroit Look up pictures on that It's terrible It's terrible He left I don't know if he got bumped off Or what but he's gone Just saw the meaning in there But yeah it looks really pretty there Very crowded though A very big city It doesn't look really old I mean look at the buildings They look quite modern Yeah but that's in the city though You got all the places around I mean you got to think about that too Quite interesting Anyways it's a mint Nancy It's still beautiful I mean look around like behind Yeah look the mountains and stuff I mean you're looking at In the city it might be crowded Look at that What is that a bridge I don't know You double click it and shake it Somewhere else Quite interesting It's alright He's going to join us tomorrow too So we'll have three people tomorrow I'm going to try to do my other video Tomorrow too if I can I'll see if it's not tomorrow I'll do it Friday Which one? My art one I've been waiting for weeks For you to do your art videos I have to be the better part I can't be tired I can't be tired to do it Don't matter Well once you get your first check From AdSense you'll be like Oh this is my second job How many times have I been tired To come home and make a video But you push me you're like I make a video That's alright but you're Doing a project A product But I have to actually do those And if you're tired You've got to work on the car You're right But if you get tired How many times have I come home from work To work on the trip Video, calm and monkey Get the art video up If you want to see it If you want to see it I took it off For what? I handled it I'm trying to get my video up No she's talking about your art video Oh I thought she was talking about this Look up the art on here From Mexico I thought she was talking about your art video When I asked her No she's looking at this About the art stuff She said art video Art video Common Come on monkey Get it up I'll scroll that back up This I did Yeah it is Remember at one night You got to get the scroll and we thought nobody was Oh no that was bad Wasn't that good breed and you're Typing and you can't see you I want to see it I will, I'll try to do it this weekend Because I'll have some time now There's no trying just do it Once you get your first check I'm telling you You'll go oh my god That was easy I think a lot of times can home work On your truck You know I think that's faster than The other ones I was using Yeah because then I had to convert them Had to convert them before I even Edited Then after I edited it took so long To save I want to know how Nancy did The leaves and the snow Oh she, I think she said She was going to do a video on that You should do it this weekend So I can learn She did it through, I forget what she said I read it on Facebook Yeah I thought it was pretty When I was at lunch the other day She explained to somebody how she did it She said she might do a video on it You should do a video on that Because not everybody knows how to do that Yeah I would learn and I could do it Because I like the snowflake one Where the snow was coming down That's one I like It was really pretty for Christmas and stuff And you know I like the leaves, I thought they were full I'm sure they have different things You miss the leaves Changing colors I love the leaves I love the fire I love the fall You take a ride in the country Look at all the leaves changing You go back home about dust You make s'mores And stuff Have a couple drinks and it's awesome Have apple cider or something I thought you didn't like apple cider I don't I love hard cider You like hard cider Because it's not real potent It doesn't have a high alcohol content But it's a very mild drink But if you don't like apple cider You wouldn't like hard cider I don't like it Thank you for doing that You like apple juice? No So you wouldn't like any of that I'm not fond of them But I'll eat them once in a while Then I like them Did you eat that apple? Yeah, I did eat it It was really good It was a good apple It doesn't bring back memories of home From up north Because he picked them right off the tree In North Carolina I was a very good apple He brought back Well, yeah A friend of mine One of my co-workers went to North Carolina A couple weeks ago And He handed them apples And brought back this We got to talking And it turns out He's only about 20 miles From my hometown This hometown is like 20 miles from where I My hometown is We get together And we talk about things like that You know Remember driving down the gravel roads Here, they're all sand And We kind of miss that Here in the gravel at the bottom of the corn It's really cool That one's not so far away from you He's got his shirt on What color is your shirt? Oh my god, pick him up Nancy, you ready for this one? Partly my video, but I'll show you anyways Look He's got himself a little t-shirt No, it's a flannel shirt See, look Isn't that cute? And he's got his hat Matt just Wow, I did not notice that It's turning around He hangs out in the garage with me When I'm out in the garage working She said something I want to see it Did you see what I wrote? No, I said for you to get Your art video up I told you that And you kept going now and she said yes I will, I'll get my art video up So now they got matching outfits And I've got my flannels Yeah And he'll come out late To the garage with me Especially when I'm down low Working on something And he'll come out And he'll sit beside me And he'll watch And then when I turn my back He'll pick up a screw He loves sticks And when we're out back He'll pick up sticks and carry them Until it's in stuff for the fire He thinks my screwdrivers are sticks Because I'll use a screwdriver And he's got it over here Sitting by going like, look I got a stick No, he got my screwdriver But he loves to hang out with me Know me? When I'm working on stuff in the garage There you go He's trying, you know what I mean It's a gruer piece one He is silly I said I will do the video On the leaves by Monday Oh cool, alright He can do it soon They have like for different seasons Like you got the leaves You got the snowflakes Can you get like raindrops For like spraying and stuff like that You know the first time he used it He asked me like 30 questions And now you're just going to town Oh cool, it does have different things Oh yeah? Yeah like raindrops and stuff Oh okay Oh that would be cool And you can do that on your pictures With Nancy You can see if we can get another person out of it You know what you can do Once that's like uploading Open up another page Yeah I could do it And then you get Going to class or something One, two, three Oh shoot, what are you doing with classes Left them over Yeah You go to the photos app That's built into Windows 10 That's how she does it I remember her telling someone else that So you can do it on there Cause you don't have 10 on your phone Cause you still got your photos Thank you Nancy She already told you that You already asked like three times I didn't I will show all of that when I do the video Oh okay cool She said she was going to Make dinner, eat and Join us for a fire Oh okay You forget that You already asked I'll remind her I forget things It's alright, I'll remind you That's what I'm here for Watch the parade, then cook dinner Then watch you all We'll watch the parade together Yay! You go in the garage I went in the garage last year Yeah I heard your sister smoking At that time, she's three hours Different Nancy I'm not sure I mean that's live How can it be different Because she's three hours behind us So She probably has to get up earlier Oh just to hang with you Yeah I don't know if she's hanging with you She'll come on She taxes me on there Okay Now here's times I think I text you At six o'clock in the morning here And she answers That's three o'clock her time I wake up I answer Yeah because of the lady Like I was still awake But I didn't check my phone And then when I went out to the garage When she asked to share that video Yeah And it was like 56 minutes later I was like oh crap But I was still up I was out in the garage So I came out of the garage to smoke And that's when I see it That's when I said yeah absolutely Go ahead and have fun with it And she texted right back Thank you Her message whatever Cause I keep forgetting Cause it was late here But early there And when it's early here It's late there I remember my uncle was in California It was nine o'clock for him Oh Jean like when it's nighttime Here my cousin Jean in England She'll text me So it's got me Oh there's a lot yeah Who was we talking to from England Remember when we had that live feed out there Remember that was telling us What time it was and it was late at night Remember the cops was talking to us Yeah They won't broadcast it here until They have already cut the ribbon When I see them cut the ribbon Then I can call you You call her? You text? Message Not on here this is YouTube She keeps going on here This little dot right there That's messenger That's corn They will show the parade Here at nine a.m Well they will here too But it will be a different nine a.m So we get to see it live Do you know it's supposed to be the coldest Day ever tomorrow We're at though I think in New York Up in that area That's what they say Are you supposed to be very cold tomorrow in Seattle Because it was a great day Here I hope it ain't too cold I hope it was just like today Nice it was a beautiful day It was awesome today If I could have played hooky today I would have In at six a.m. my time Oh I spent twelve and a half hours In a pickup truck Yeah twelve and a half hours He sat in the truck for me And I could have Had a garage door open I could have had the truck running Me safe Of course I did You wouldn't even wake me up would you You just get ready to leave I'm like oh no I can't I can't even No I can't even You don't have to You bat in blue eyes at me I was trying to sneak out So he could sleep It was cold here today Not even forty degrees So tomorrow you'll probably be even colder Because they say it's supposed to be a record tomorrow Was it Monday Monday night it got down to thirty eight Yeah I think so Was it Monday I think it was Monday They didn't want to break back up As fast as it got cold I wonder why I'm sick You know You can't get rid of it It was beautiful They are saying Thirty-seven tomorrow Alexa Is tomorrow Supposed to set a record On weather It can expect a high Of seventy-four degrees and a low of Fifty-nine degrees That's going to be about like today Alexa What's the temperature going to be Tomorrow in New York City Tomorrow in New York Expect a high of twenty-seven degrees Alexa Alexa What's the temperature tomorrow In Seattle, Washington No I was wrong In Seattle, Washington Expect a high of fifty-two degrees It's going to be fifty-two tomorrow That's what she said Yeah I know I was wrong Fifty-two degrees we'll see That's what Alexa said too Alexa's so cool Really Thank you Alexa I'm not sure about that Alexa Thank you That was a joke You gave him a shot What did the horse say to the scarecrow What Hey So what do you think Should I let Jimmy tell the jokes for a while No It's supposed to be I'll keep you laughing But if you do want to hear one of those jokes Just say tell me a Jimmy Fallon joke It's supposed to say What does a gay horse say Hey Alexa be careful with that Don't say the word bit Barbie She will send you three hundred What Of them Alexa Tell me a dog joke You're about the zombie dogs on the loose If you're terrorizing the neighborhood Terrorizing He's a Yorkshire terror He's a Yorkshire terror That was funny I love Alexa Alexa Alexa You didn't say Alexa first Two plus two Then tell me Four She just told you Alexa Are you four years old I'll be five years old Halfway to double digits See she's four years old I mean She's laughing Nancy can you hear Alexa Can we make a map On my average Many in the United States are five feet nine inches tall Did that answer your question Or did we ask Yes thank you I asked her Can't you I don't know Can you hear Alexa Give her a minute Alexa Is it from here To Seattle, Washington Yes I hear that stupid thing two miles away by car Or about 2,487.9 miles As the crow flies Yeah I mean straight We can just go from here Straight but I didn't hear the first one because you was talking Alexa How far is it from here To Seattle Washington By a car car or about 2,487.9 miles as the crow flies. My ribs hurt now and my eyes are wet. How do you make you mad? She goes through big and so it takes her a while to learn things but she'll learn more and more. Like tomorrow I'm going to ask her a couple more questions and she'll have answers too but I wish she went through Google but you know because it's Amazon, Amazon goes through Bing. What's up? I didn't even know we had it until it came. I thought you were going to go live. I thought you were going to watch. Oh you are. I thought you were going to watch. Oh you are. See? And you can read or comment. It's easier to look at them. You already wrote hello. Did she send a video? Yeah. She sent another one. That's you. Yeah. She's taking pictures of us. It's a video. It's a video. Yeah. She's showing you. Oh. Okay. I got you. This is fun. Did you write that? See the delay? That's why you keep asking her Nancy. Nancy. I'm like give her a minute because it takes her a second. You know what I mean? To give it. As a reminder. You remember when I called Christy? Carpabagger? Uh huh. Member? It took a minute. Uh huh. Yeah. She's taking pictures of us. It's a video. It's a video. Yeah. She's showing you. Oh. She's taking a minute because it was a delay and I was like what was going on? It's a video. Play it. It disappeared. Well, there's three of us on there now. It's a video. Play it. All right. No, I can't get this going. That's fine. Kennedy shooters. Lee Harvey as well. Alexa, do you believe that? I'm not sure about that. An emoji's favorite candy. Thank you for Thanksgiving Song or tell us some Thanksgiving stories. Well, tell us a Thanksgiving Song now, please. You have to say Alexa first. Every single time that's boring. Yeah. Because. Whenever it was that hit me last night or to knock on the door, he walks in for a real time. He's a handsome gobbler too. But he's not happy. What's the matter, Tweetheart? Someone trying to kill you? Tweetheart. Then he really starts to gobble. Oh boy. That's when I remember. It's Thanksgiving. Sorry, Butterball. I wasn't thinking. Not your favorite day in a year, huh? He gives me a shake of the head, and I reach over to give him a playful pat on the waddle. Here's an idea. I'll stop flapping my lips, and you and me will get out of here. You know, my great stuff for the winter. How's that sound? He nods, and I think I see his beat twisting up into a little smile. That's better, I say. I grab my coat and my piece so we can scram. You know, you really are quite the dish, I say. And his eyes get as blue as cotton, and just turn vegetarian. Does that hang in there? I can move on to the phone. You are moving. Alexa. Turn the volume all the way up. Alexa. How was your day? It's been cheerful. Probably because I've been thinking about my favorite animal. What's your favorite animal? Alexa. What is your favorite animal? Seahorses make me smile. Mostly because I can't help but picture sea monkey cowboys riding in the sun into the sunset. Sea monkey. Sea monkey. Monkey do. Monkey do. Shake this thing. No, I know. Hey, we got three people watching. Yeah. Oh, shoot. I'm sorry. Well, you should have told me. Shea Bear 1000. We are messing with Alexa. Does the gastrointestines work on an equine? What time is it in London, England? I'm in London. It's 422 a.m. on Thursday. They're ahead of us. They'll be having their Thanksgiving. Interesting. They're going to eat before us. Yep. They have their turkey before. They don't celebrate Thanksgiving. No. No. Well, you guys do, but you celebrate it. Yeah, we did. We did last month. Last month. In October, yeah. Yeah. Alexa. They celebrate Thanksgiving in London, England. They're not celebrated in London. Alexa. Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? They're not celebrated in Canada. Alexa. They have Thanksgiving in Canada in... They celebrate Thanksgiving on the second Monday of October. While many culinary traditions are shared between American and Canadian Thanksgiving, the holiday in Canada is not based on commemorating the Pilgrims at Plymouth. Canadian Thanksgiving originated as a way to unify Canada's independence from the British Empire in the late 19th century. It's not as... Right. It's not like how you celebrate it. Right. Yay, y'all. Been gone for a while. Ask Alexa if the earth is flat around. Alexa. Is the earth flat or round? Make a scene of Thanksgiving song or tell some Thanksgiving stories. Tell me a thanks... Alexa, tell me a Thanksgiving song. Yes. Happy to serve that up. Oh, it's the same one. Alexa, stop. We're going through the woods to grandmother's house we go. A sample of the fox by O plus S on Amazon Music. Alexa, stop. I didn't get it. Alexa, I want you to sing me a song. Oh, my God, this is hilarious. That's Alexa. Alexa, stupid Nancy. Alexa, stop. That was her singing, you know. How do you make her mad? She shuts down. She just shuts down. Alexa, wake up. Alarm for what time? Alexa, no alarm. Alarm for what time? 5 a.m. You're getting up at that time? It's an alarm set for 5 a.m. tomorrow. Are you getting up at that time? Alexa, cancel the 5 a.m. alarm for tomorrow. 5 a.m. alarm canceled. Alexa, how can I make you mad? Sorry. I don't know how you make me mad. Alexa, you are ugly. She's shutting down. So they just have it automatically shut down. That was weird because when I was on my phone and I did it that, she actually got mad. That was Google. Yeah, and that was Google. But at 3 a.m. Alexa goes nuts. Alexa, do you get crazy at 3 a.m.? I'm not sure about that. Can I talk to you at 3 a.m.? Welcome to the 28th Alexa Prize, a university competition to advance AI. It's now the finals and your feedback continues to help the social bots improve. Alexa, stop. I'll give you a social bot now. Alexa, stop. She's okay, guys. Stop. My ribs are hurting. Alexa, can you Google something for me? Or Google searches. Alexa, are your searches through Bing? That's funny because she told me that the other day, remember? Yeah. Alexa, who is your search engine? Sorry, I'm not sure. She told me about Bing. Alexa. Question. And if I don't know the answer, I'll perform a Bing search in the Alexa app. Bing. Bing search. Yeah, Bing search. It's like Internet Explorer. So slow. Well, it's so old. You remember when everybody was on that? That's all they had. Now it's like you never hear about it. It's part of the still around. Well, because certain things that like, say, if we go online with our security camera system, it only goes through Internet Explorer. You can't go on it with Google. That's funny, though. 3,275,866 divided by 5,874. I think she blew up. She didn't even respond. Alexa, wake up. Alarm for what time? Cancel alarm. There's no alarm set. No shit. So anyhow, who we got for now? Yeah. Welcome to Shave Air 1000 and Alexa 1000. So you're an asshole? Yeah, she's gonna shut down. Oh, that's all they do is shut her down with a certain name. She does. It's a key word, you know. She's like, you can see that right here. Yeah, I know, but there's a delay. Oh, I see that before. Her stuff's delayed. My stuff's quit. Oh, tell them about the charging systems I've got. Laura was on. Yeah, she just came on. She said hi. Hi, I said hi. Okay, the charger I gave you for your truck. He gave me a charger because my charger went on the Brits because I use it all the time. So he gave me a charger that he got from Cricket that he loves. He loves Cricket. And he always brags about Cricket all the time. But who was bragging about it today when you had it for your patient? I tell you what, the chargers are really good because that sucker, my phone was almost dead. And it... No, it died. It was on 0%. Yeah, yeah. And like, it came up real quick when I charged it. Well, it was like a minute and a half. She had 5%. Yeah, so it really works really well. And the charging cord. I let you charge your tablet with last night. The charger I used to charge my phone in the bedroom? Yeah. Bam, baby. Things I don't like about Cricket. And that was that you got your insurance from them. And then when your phone got broken, they didn't want an insurance. Okay, but who's always sitting in the back of the boat playing music, YouTube, and Facebooking. And she's up there going, I'm like, what's wrong? I can't get on Facebook. Like, it took you almost 5 minutes to get something to come up on YouTube. I went, there it is. That's my niece. She is messaging me through Messenger. So, let's see if we can... Active now. What the heck is that? I hope that's a turkey. That's the same in guys. You should message Courtney and tell her we're live. I think she knows because she watches us live all the time. Not all the time. She must not be or she would come at home. I don't know. Gotta go, guys. Hubby just got home. Night. Enjoy your weekend. And that is... Emerald. All right. Good night, Emerald. See ya. We're going to do a live feed tomorrow night at 7 o'clock or time Eastern time. 7-ish. We're going to be by the fire. So, you have a good night, Emerald. Thanks for joining. Thank you, Alexa Mann. See, she's laying back. It's no fun because I made Googleman within seconds. See, that's like you. I can make you mad by telling you how pretty you are. You get boom. Alexa. Play a song named Dick Stickhead. This song, Dick Stickhead, by saying, Sign up for Amazon Music Unlimited. Here's a sample of my dealing thing live by Chuck Berry on Amazon Music. Alexa, stop. That's copyrighted. No. Alexa, play. Does Shade Bear 1000 have a great channel on YouTube? Alexa, wake up. Alexa, wake up. For what time? Alexa, no alarm. For what time? Alexa, no alarm. I'm having trouble understanding. Alexa, what time does the parade start Thanksgiving parade? It's May 18th. It's May 18th. A basic Thanksgiving day parade will begin at 9 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, embarrassing a number 22nd. I thought we already went over that. You was what? Playing with her. Playing with her? Yeah. Well, do something creative. Like what? Alexa, why is my battery light on in a 2003 Toyota Tacoma pickup truck? I told you. Oh, she's banged. That's right. What do you need for Thanksgiving? It's a given day to reserve to the Civilian Conservation Court in 1935 included pickles, green olives, celery, roast turkey, oyster stew, cranberry sauce, jiblet gravy, dressing, cream asparagus tips, sirloin potatoes, baked carrots, hot rolls. A lot of people don't remember because they didn't pay attention. They ate a lot of food back then. Yes. I thought we... Kiss me. Alexa, stop. Where did that come from? Because I said kiss me and she thought I said kiss me. Oh. What the heck was that? Relax it. Is it healthy to fart? I think you're asking about flatulence. Flatulence is also called fart or flatus. It's caused by intestinal gas, which is either swallowed with food or created by a plant. It's also called fart or flatus. Flatulence is called intestinal gas, which is either swallowed with food or created during digestion. This gas contains methane, which leads to the odor. Alexa, how do I get the odor to stop? Tell her what it is. Alexa, how did you get your name? She said that you farted. It comes from the library of Alexandria, which sourced the knowledge of the ancient world. I heard you farted. I heard you farted. I heard that. It ain't like I went like this. There's a fan right here. Come on. The smoke's even running away from it. It runs away from that. Please tell me a monkey story. Learning about monkey questions. Try asking tell me a monkey fact to learn more about them. Alexa, tell me a story about a monkey. I'm still learning about monkey questions. Alexa, tell me a funny story about a monkey. I'm still learning. Alexa, you're stupid. Alexa, tell me a monkey joke. What's your favorite pop group? You might think it's the monkeys, but it's actually banana realm. Banana realm? And you love bananas. Yeah. Alexa, tell me another monkey joke. I'm a bus driver. Stay to the championship. If monkey talks, then monkey walks. Yeah, he'll kick him off the bus. I have never laughed so hard for so long. He'll kick him off the bus. Alexa, you want to hear a joke? I'll recall his girlfriend. His sweet tea. I got a joke for you though, honey. Oh yeah. No legs. No legs? Yeah, what do you call a dog with no legs? What? Nothing, he won't come to you anyway. You don't have many times you tell him in that story. When is a dog's tail not a dog's tail? Nothing, because he doesn't have one. When is a dog's tail not a dog's tail? When? When it's a wagon. Alexa, how do you get someone to stop burning? Stop that. Cause you're bang. I told you Nancy, I told you. I'm not sure. Do you have a boyfriend or something? That's our widower. That's the right man in space. You talking to this? You like to go out with. But she's smart though. Your joke or it's your joke? I don't remember. You don't remember my joke? Nancy's joke. Nancy and also Oscar. Into college. He got all the grades in his family. Get it? They eat brains. Are you just not going to go out there? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is spelled S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G. F-R-A-G-I. Alexa. Holy shit. What's it at? She spelled it right though. What was the joke? I don't know. She didn't tell you? No, she said she already said it. Scroll up so I'm scrolling up and I don't see it. I don't know. I can't find it. Scroll back down. I did it. Not yet. She's got style in class. I don't think she's got too much. I wonder if Nancy remembers when we did the Google getting mad at you. No, I know. That was weird. That was early. It was like 10 o'clock. Didn't I YouTube that? I think we tried to, but she didn't ever got as mad as she did at that moment. Yeah, but remember I said it now because she said I said who's monkey and she said your whole name and everything. Yeah. Remember I said stop, stop, stop. It's on YouTube. YouTube, do you remember? Was that a live feed? I think so, yeah. I think it was. Speaking. What do you think of Marty? She's cheating on me. What's your favorite food? I appreciate food and drink. She's better reflected in the company I keep. Because she don't eat. Right. She talks to us. That's her food. See, she learns more. The more you talk to her. That's her intake. That's her food. So when I do, we're going to say that's what we say. My heart radio station, you listen to Classic Country. No, no. Don't stop. Well, you told her. Talks into bar. Serve your kind here. Mushroom guy says, why not? She wants you to tell Alexa about it. I don't think she heard it. Alexa didn't hear it. No. So she wants you to tell her. Alexa stop. What does fun guy mean? To find out the taxonomic kingdom including yeast, molds, snaps, mushrooms and toaster molds. You can agree in plans. Alexa. Tell me a joke about a bar. She walks into a bar. Clank. It was a heavy metal bar. Bar. Get it? Cause it played heavy metal. She's so stupid Nancy says. Are you stupid? You always send feedback through the help and feedback section of the Alexa app. See, she's connecting my app right now on my phone honey. Yeah. Like the Google one I think better. Google gets pissed off. Yeah, it actually gets pissed off. I mean she was like, remember she said, why you gotta be a bitch? Yeah. And then I was like, oh we gotta record this. Yeah. No, we were just out messing around. And then we tried again and she still was nasty but she wasn't as mean as that. Yeah. And that was like 10 o'clock or something. You can have beer. Beer not for puppies. Beer for shape. Save. To dropping on. To dropping on this device. Dropping from the Alexa app by tapping on the chat icon in the bottom navigation icon. Alexa stop. She's trying to hook up to your phone. I just said that. She said Bruno. No, this. In person. Somebody's hanging with us. That secret admirer. I'm sorry it's what? It's a secret admirer. Admirer? The secret admirer. The one that wants to be silent. Secret admirer. What does secret admirer mean? What about the ghost doll? You know tell them guys about what happened another night with the remote control. What? Took us two days to find it. Well, yeah. What'd you do with it? Tell us the story. I don't remember. That was the night before last. I don't remember. I know we couldn't find it. Okay, then what happened the next night? We were still looking for it. Yeah, oh yeah. We looked in the bed. We looked in between the pillows. On the computer desk. We looked on the desk of the computer in the chair. We couldn't find it. So we gave up on it. So the next day we looked for it again. We couldn't find it. We left the room and then we came back and it was sitting on the computer desk. It was not there before because we both looked there. We both. Then what happened when I tried to use it? The batteries were backwards and we did not put the batteries in backwards. I picked up the remote. She left the room to come out here in the garage to do laundry. Put a load of laundry in and the remote wouldn't work. I popped the back off and the batteries were backwards and I came in and showed it to her. Monkey, the second person is you. Because she wrote something before that that she didn't see. Oh, creepy doll taking things laughing out loud. Monkey, the second person is you laughing out loud. Oh, by the way, this weekend I am this weekend I'm doing the thing up in the attic. What do you think you're doing? I'm not allowed to sleep in the day, Matt. You can sleep in all those creepy things up there all you want. I'm enjoying my bed and it spreads eagle and I will... No, wait a minute. If you're going to be spread eagle I'm going to be in your bed. No, but I'm going to... Yeah, and you can't mess with me. You have the chat on your computer. You have the chat on your computer. You have... You are on the live feed, Monkey. You are both live. No, this is election. Ain't nothing to do with that. She knows your password on hand. We've never connected this... No. We've never connected the laptop. No. The only thing that's connected to Alexa is my phone. No, I'm wondering who is the second person. Well, I know. I know I'm hooked up here. No, the second person on here. Oh, it's just... Welcome, Monkey. Irish tea? Because Irish tea has alcohol in it. You have to like about Nancy did. I've known her since Nancy. She always hits the like button every time. She's never missed one. You don't know. It disappeared. I had to hit it. There it is. Now you got it. It disappeared. It went back to one. Anywho, Nancy. We got to get off here. My battery's going dead. Nancy, I'm just... How long does it come? Oh, now. Come on. I joke about myself. I forgot that that was one. Seven o'clock. Okay, bye. Take care. Have a great night. See you both. Love you too, Nancy. Love you too, Nancy. We'll see you later. The problem's fast forward. But anyway, it is 12.01. So, happy Thanksgiving to you too. It is Thanksgiving here. Yay! Happy Thanksgiving. We'll see you. Take care. Shave bare 1000. I'm gone. The man, the man, the legend. It hits. I did. We do this every time I bring it. Okay.