 Skin of a rinky-dinky-dink skin of a rinky-doo. Oh, hey there. Hello everybody. E here. How y'all doing? So tonight we're gonna try something different. We're gonna goof around and I'm going to be rating your favorite books by their current Covers so come on in sit back kick back relax grab some snacks all that good stuff We got the wax on stacks all that nonsense All right. Let's see here. Let's go back here. Let's monetize this happy On there we go Stram is monetized. Why is the last stream limited? Hey, Ty. Hey, Brad. How y'all doing? Let's see here. Let's get the shareable link and tell the discordians that I'm going that I am live not going Last night I said now live on discord Get that going Close out all the rest of this stuff sup Derek D Rick I'm going to have to get drains put. Oh, no All right, Ty. Well, I'm sorry. I hope it it's not you don't have too long too long Too long. I hope not. Anyway, how's the audio? How's the visuals? How's everything? Let me know because I watched the beginning of last night's dream and whoo Boy, it looked like I Was shooting this with a potato in underwater. I'll be okay eventually But I'm a slow healer due to all my medical issues. Yeah, I understand and before y'all trip out This is zero sugar. Don't don't get out my inbox Don't mess with me. Everything's good and sounds good. All right, so As the title suggests I am going to be rating your favorite book covers I mean your favorite books by their current cover One between one and five So five stars. Tell me your favorite book. I know what ties is from concern. I Know what ties is? So you guys let me know what your favorite book is and I will let you know what I think of the cover and I'm all rated Especially specifically on the cover. I don't know why I'm air grabbing boobies But here we are. This is what we're doing now These are what we're doing Yeah, pet cemetery because of your tattoo man. Hell. Yeah, I Love me some pet cemetery. You know that. All right. Let's run over to Amazon. Look for what we doing What we doing what we doing that didn't even take five minutes Oh Frank and stream Mary Shelley's oh Wow, there's a lot of them. All right, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna share my screen All right, lazy. Give me just a second. We'll do that one. So we got to get a pet cemetery we got to get Frankenstein and The other by Tom Try on try on trillion. Let me share my screens my screen made my screen meets Uh present share screen All right, amazon with the did did did did it popular classic public. Hey kaiju. How are you doing? Hey missed you. I ain't I ain't talked to you in forever. I'm glad to see you here All right, hopefully there's no porn on my computer Okay, so what we gonna do is hey, what up beat beat Richie? How are you? How are you doing? I missed you, too. All right, so we got let's see here. We got This first one the one with I'm guessing that's Victor right there the first one I'm gonna give that like two stars because that that just doesn't vibe with me. I apologize, but that does not vibe Yeah, they're there a ton of good ones this this one right here is not it Let me let me let me do it like that. No, that's not good either. I do like this that that's a little bit better Okay, so the first one up here. I'm gonna give that two stars. I'm gonna give the next one One star because it's just some trees. I mean that's that's ridiculous Okay, so we got but my favorite one here is probably the one with the movie the Boris Karloff one I'm gonna give that one and Both the one in the the number one and number five. I'm gonna give those four stars I'll give the the classic edition looking one. I'm gonna give that four Yeah, but I definitely if I were to buy this right now. I would buy the Yeah One in five. That's that's what I would do. All right next one is What's up Bryce Oryx and Craig? All right, you're you're three away. So hang out with me for a second I need to look up the pet cemetery one There we go Okay All right, so it looks like we got what a movie tie-in cover. That's all we got Is it a movie time? It is a movie tie-in cover. I'm giving this one I'm giving this a one because I hate hey Rev. How you doing? I I Hate movie tie-in covers and I also don't like this movie. So I'm giving it one The next is the other by home The other Tom no Try on try on Tom. Oh Okay, so it's gonna I I'm gonna click on this on the audiobook looks really really good but There's two different versions and I'm gonna go with I'm I'm gonna go with three stars for the first one up here the first one on the list And I'm going to harvest home. I say I'm the second one. Well, actually it's two different books. I don't know what I was thinking I'm gonna give the other I think at the most I'm gonna give it a two. I'm gonna give it a two Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give it a two Now we got to do oryx and creak This is a Margaret not thatcher. Who who is it? I know Nope it didn't take hang on there we go oh Okay, so the one with the titties up here the the first one that that one's that one's gonna be I'm gonna give that one a four. I like that one a lot the the one underneath there. I Don't know man. I mean it's kind of basic. Let me let me get a really close look at it. I Fucks with that. I'm gonna give it a three though. I like the first one better. I really like Penguin narcissists pond reflection one Let's see here. Let's see if they have it Let's see here. Yeah, I know my card needs to be updated because I went through bankruptcy that card is dead Uh Let's see Where's it didn't they used to say other editions or something? Other editions, but I'm gonna I'm gonna give I'm gonna give oryx and crate. I'm gonna give this one I'm gonna give the titties four stars Iceberg slim Green face one looks nice. Yeah What is it ice is it iceberg? Yeah, it's iceberg slim. Oh That's a that is that's a That's a damn good cover. That's a that's I like that. That's my favorite one yet I get that that gets a five that gets a five All the stars because everything about everything about this Everything about this Tells me everything I need to know you got Obviously a pimp on the cover and he's he's probably smoking a J. Whatever Yeah, even the even the fonts I really really like the fonts even though I can't really read The story of my life never mind. I can read I lied to you. I lied to you. Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna give this one five stars Movie tie-in covers suck always man always Had to see definitely Let's see here at wood. Yeah Margaret at wood. That's that's right. You're welcome, Bryce Thank you for the Bring one of the thank you for the submission All right three and one for you got you. Oh, no when I said that pond thing. Oh, you were taught Okay, I got you my bad, Bryce my bad. All right. Hey Zeeley. How you doing? Yeah, you made it tonight. You made it tonight, but yeah iceberg slim pimp. What's up, mr. Foot? Iceberg slim. I'm definitely giving this one five This is this is my favorite. Yeah, you can feel the pimp hand with that one exactly exactly Oh, so yeah, this one's my favorite one so far you guys see I have I have over here. I got womb city in my Look at that. That is just God damn That is just so nice, man. That is just so nice. All right. Let's go back to let's let's go back to my to my face meet Zeeley, how you been? How you been? How you been? Can I just say overall book color covers don't matter to me as much as as much but I do like a good Yeah, womb city is gorgeous it is absolutely gorgeous So oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's show off the fit. I love ramen. Look at look at your boy Though look at your boy your boy. Look at your boy. Ah What's up ladies and gentle terms? Oh Look at your boy Yeah, I love ramen that's how I that's how I got this this spelt spelt figure right here because I love I loved I love the ramen. I love the ramen Let's stop sharing that for a second. Thank you. Zeeley. Thank you. You love ramen in My day in my day Just in my day if a book sounds interesting a cover won't turn me off However, when browsing a bunch of books what what yeah, exactly exactly. That's what I'm talking about so like if I know if like trusted individuals tell me hey look check out this book and the book has a garbage cover Then 100% I'm going to I'm gonna try the book, right? You know cover or not, but also I'm a collector. So I like having Everything. Oh my goodness quit it Richie quit it. Anyways So Yeah, they got to look nice on the shelf They got to like one of my favorite things is the newest editions of Metacomies, Heruki Metacomies stuff. I absolutely love these Love these I was shopping for a copy of Edwin Drude, but the cover suck Let's pull up some Edwin Drude Let's let's let's let's see what the let's see what the covers look like. Let's go back here share Go back go back back there we go. All right, so let's look up how bad the Edwin Edwin Drude oh Yeah, they do kind of oh This one's kind of cool the the one that looks like a coloring book looks kind of cool Heroes died like that heroes died book think that's the name worst cover ever but here the book is incredible I'll check that out in just a second. I would get the mystery I would get the oh, it's and it's annotated to and it's no it's 99 cents. It's 99 cents. All right So we also got yeah, they're pretty much all garbage. Yeah, they're all because they're in the public domain Oh, I like this one the one that looks like Yeah, the Second one down. I like this one right here. I like this one. I Mean, it's not great, but it's definitely it's definitely something look look at that pimp. Look at that pimp You know, he fucks. You know, he fucks All right heroes die, which way is it just called heroes die or there's more to it. Oh god. Yeah, that that's terrible It looks like an 80s action like fantasy or something I can't wait for all the this man broke as I told you I was broke man. You can see my card is my cards fuck See the coverage situation in the comic book scene is insane 14 variations per yeah That because they're trying to make as much money as possible. What up Jake? He definitely fucks exactly richie definitely Hey, Tony, how you doing? Hey Jordan? What's going on? Oh, no the 80s look Yeah, it's grapes Bruh Really can I click I can't make it any bigger. That's what she said Lot of mercy lot of Jersey Ooh, let's look at let's look up. Well, you guys know which one which what my favorite book is Well, why the hell did it do that? So my favorite one is the UK version. What would y'all rate the UK version? Do I got to break it out for you y'all remember what it looks like? Y'all remember what it looks like it's awfully dark in here. I got this light shining right in my face But it's dark as hell. It's dark Darkness my own friend I've come to speak with you again So let me tell you all about my day we went to We went into Montgomery to dash because we're trying to make as much money as possible and since it's a week day It's kind of slow around here. We probably would have made 30 40 dollars. We went into Montgomery We did nothing but shop orders today. It was so chill. It was exactly what I needed I didn't have the the only food order. We got was a $15 chick-fil-a one right at the end of the dash Also Dan texted me and they were like, yo, do you mind if I close tonight? I know you wanted to stream but do you mind? I was like, I'll just quit now and go home and stream And then I'll come pick you up at 10. So Yeah, the UK version of it is definitely 10 out of 10 The channel in praise of shadows has a great video about how horror book covers have lost their way in the last 20 years But here's the thing. Here's the thing. I want a middle ground Brad. I want some middle ground You know what I mean? We had you know paperbacks from hell that kind of thing where the you know, you Didn't really get what was on the cover Like you'd have a fucking skeleton playing a banjo and the book is about like fucking demon weasels or something I don't know but you get what I'm saying. I I don't I love the artwork, but they don't fit the book Now it's just like a stock image and some texts and whatnot But that's all book covers nowadays unless you go into fantasy fantasy is really where to go for the especially YA fantasy amazing amazing covers But yeah, I want something in the middle I want I want very detailed artwork for horror horror horror covers but I also I Want I want something in the middle and I don't think we've gotten that the closest we've gotten to it. I Don't think we've even gotten close to it. I don't think so Hey, thanks Jesse appreciate that. How you been? Let's see here the US cover is an eight out of ten for the one with the claws coming out of the the sewer Yes, think of the simplicity of jaws or Jurassic Park. That's that's that's a good that's damn good That's exactly what I'm talking about. We need something that fits the actual oh, yeah, the color of mauve mauve Mauve Mauve fly certain like consonants and vowels in certain arrangements fuck my mouth up Hey, what's up shower songs miss last dream glad I could catch this one. Yeah, we're gonna be here till probably 9 9 30 something like that. I have to go get Dan at 10 15 takes 30 minutes to get there You don't remember the UK version Richie. I got you. I Got you move some stuff You know Richie, I could have just pulled this up But any chance I have to show off this book is amazing. Look at this. Just look at that who? You just want to you just want them caress it You want to caress it? Oh my god. Oh my god Look at that sexy man's with a guitar look at that. Oh my god I always love the German Paperback cover for it. I have the Dutch. I have Dutch. I don't have German. Oh I like to cover for the heart. Hey, zoop. By the way This is look at this though. And I every time I talk about this book I have to mention my buddy Wayne Fenlin who lives in Glasgow. He sent me this Joker He just sent it to me. He was like, hey, here's a book and I was like, oh my god I can't stop looking at it. Like it's distracting is what it is. It's what it is Came on good. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. If so, can you look at the? Jujutsu Kaisen Hang on Let's see here Let's see Any book covers count guys any book covers Okay, let's uh, let's share the screen meet Share the screen meet. All right, which one are we talking about? Let's go About volume one. I'm guessing or like the omnibus. Let's do the Let's do the omnibus. Oh collection man. Oh Wait a second. I really like this one y'all look at a hand. I Really like oh, it's like a blood-borne something I mean, I know it probably existed before but Man, that is noise. I want that hand just on my wall I give that I give that a solid 4.5. I give it a solid 4.5 Volume one. Yeah, that I Is this the one you're talking about? Oh client Barker had some great covers to you. You want cake to now I want cake Hang on. Hang on. I bet I miss some stuff. I miss some stuff That book would be an awesome. Oh, it would be great as a birthday cake I'm also your buddy. Let's go. I got I got quite a few friends in Glasgow It's scary meant it I Given that cover I would I would definitely check it out Definitely check it out Yeah, everybody wants cake let them eat cake You think I'd like you. All right, hang on. Let me can I there's no look inside Ain't no look inside All right. Here's what I'm gonna do. Oh also this For some odd reason. It's not 170 got Damn, I mean, it's worth it But it's an 18 book set and it's still $10 a piece still 10 Still 10 ease the Glasgow connection I want that hand for lonely It's like I'd be stroking. That's what I'd be doing That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious That is No, that's hill hill ours Hill areas Rev knitting by Pam Dawson knitting. Let's see here. Yeah, but I give that a kaizen Definitely 4.5 Pam Dawson What is this what you're talking about. Yeah, this is what you're talking about boy She is proud. Look at her. She is proud of that sweater, bro Good you go girl. She is proud of that is She proud of it. What what else we got? What else we got? All right, she she was busy back in like 1970 She was that's like 1980 something Uh, look at this though. Look at this somebody has like a collector's admission Lord, it looks like she has a uh a light wing She she keep that thing on her. She stays trapped. Is it Pam Fox? Pam definitely fucks Pam definitely fucks Oh, you know what okay, so you guys know I I don't read much fantasy But my favorite fantasy covers have got to be Uh, Brandon Sanderson stuff. I mean his stuff is always always nice I Not her duty You you ain't Pam Dawson you ain't finna give Pam Dawson the back shots. Are you be wrecking? Signed copy of traditional island knitting leather bound with dappled Dappled edges. Did you see that or Is that monarch illustrated guide? Ooh It's fancy. Oh look Y'all, I don't think Pam's interested in us guys. I don't think Pam's interested in us dudes I don't I don't think Pam that haircut is is is screaming Is is screaming other things There's ladies screaming that name All right, look at look at her God damn Pam What is you doing out here? You are like you were like Mmm, like skinny thick It's just it's it's just a sweater folks. It's just a creative knitting Uh, the only living witness by Stephen G machot. All right, the only living witness. I should be able to pull that up. But yeah, Pam Dawson definitely fucks Who we don't know I did oh, I didn't I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did the thing. I did the thing. Look at her Look at her She's looking she's got curvature But I think I think it's just a I think it's just a thing. I think it's just a sweater But I bet you the sweater sheds more than my my my animals more than my cats and my dog combined She might like having an audience. I don't know. All right, so we're going to the only living witness Should we be concerned? shower so I didn't know this was a Ted Bundy. Look at him Women found him attractive Like if there's if there's if there's some straight females in here some straight women's Y'all still think he looked good Like you just oh, yeah, she was definitely definitely I love the uh when I read your comment share the screen e I heard my mother's voice is like share the screen He What's the new I didn't think so. Nope. I didn't think so. How how how did he trick? How did he get so many if I saw this dude? I'd be like no, man No, no, we're not no I'm not I'm not no you ain't bringing that mustache anywhere near me Mustache rides free my swollen colon first edition his smile is creepy creepy. Let's see if I can find the first edition Oh, is this it? Uh-uh He looks like he's about to spit out a load like he just got through Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting it I thought he was just like had his hands crossed in front of him. I thought it was just like a picture Like a normal picture of him. But no that man ugly that man looks like boris collarloft as frankenstein That's what that man looks like age like fine milk Yeah, I know. Yeah, um, he made he but but like they got zack effron before he broke his jaw They got zack effron to play that dude like zack is a handsome handsome bro. He is He got the mark hamill treatment if y'all don't know mark hamill was once pretty boy Then he got in a car accident and then the second star wars movie or the fifth if you want to be technical about it He looked different and everybody complained Ted bundy has been cancelled. Yeah, they killed his ass imagine search cross book covers Image search cross book. Sorry. Imagine. I don't know why I said that old paperback covers renamed based on the art and their image search cross Book covers funny What? Oh, no, so I fell asleep while jacking it big deal. I'm a cop. I do whatever I want What? Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm sharing the screen richie. I'm sharing this He's latest fascination. Yeah, pamp-dawson definitely fucks. All right, so I fell asleep So I fell asleep while jacking it big deal They feel I'm a cop. I do whatever I want Oh, no helping the Hi, we're clicking away from that. No the bible boys. Who wants to see who it's titty Oh, no. Oh, no, I didn't know that about mark. Which mark mark. We talking about What did I something I say? Who wants to see it? Which is titty? All right. Oh, yeah, Taco Bell destroyed my eight. That's okay Uh Okay, so I've seen these I've seen some of these before the taco bell this Uh Oh, this is my new favorite thing to look up. This is great hands. Yes shower songs. What's up Hang on. He can look so many different ways and most are more creepy than hands Yeah, I have never seen a picture of Ted Bundy where I was like that dude looks attractive That dude's hot Damn it knit one pearl neck. I mean two I mean pearl two All right. All right, let's let's do another one. Let's go Pay your fines or die That's that's my local. That's my local library Your life ain't worth 40 cents punk Can we adopt a rat? Oh, these are good. This is the gift that keeps on giving Taking Y'all y'all we got we can't oh you want to see which is titty Oh, you probably saying you wanted to see it. Yeah, you wanted to see it. I got you. I got you. I'm sorry I had a slow moment for a second Click the images tab. All right. I will all right. Let's put this back up here. Let's go Let's go Oh my god, the big book of drowning God is great. So how come he gave me and Bobby crossed? Oh, they both got blue eyes one blue this way one blue that way That's that's just got me running Oh, it's so good. No, they're not real books. They're not real books. They're not real books Oh These are not real books, but they need to be like I would I would buy all that sounds like a neighborhood karen pay your fees or die yes, uh Let's see here Curing the cross-eyed That's an actual cover that curing the cross-eyed mule is an actual book cover Daddy doesn't cross dress on God damn it That is so good It is so good That is so good because it's it. I mean, it's it's even topical like, you know with all the Uh conservative christian people getting outed as uh p3dos and all that. I mean come on. I That's that's hilarious Uh, let's see here This one's just called nah Yeah, it's like like imagine it is like You just see you see her you see her and it's just like nah She's all nah, bitch Not the name motherfucker My favorite is my secret lover Okay, all right. I gotta look that up My flawed my flawed lover my oh and there's some okay I'm glad y'all. I am Y'all I am so glad that google automatically Automatic I need to scroll up some hang on I need to scroll up some I can't scroll up anymore, but I am so glad that uh google I hide certain images So glad I am so glad. Yeah, she fucks you. Yeah, but my flawed lover Is arch nemesis is can't find the clip man woke google Okay. All right. All right. All right Uh You should have to go uh to dark web for that monetization gone. Yeah. Yeah Please please support the stream with a super chat or a membership so so I can make some kind of money off of this There's even one down here. It's like oh All right. All right. All right Read the caption at the bottom which one? Oh, no. All right. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on he He might not be able to make him a sandwich, but he sure as hell can fill his knee Dude's got two fire hydrants But for fuck's sake like oh my god, uh, andy circus reading trump's tweets on the late show with oh, no No, I can't I can't I'll I'll I'll check it out later. Yeah support the stream by All that in a bag of chips boy uh My flawed lover dildo hands. I I don't found some new toys. There's one down here. That's like my god shell where you at Like you want to need me holla at your boy. Hello at your boy I This fill This dream brought to you by adam Oh my god Oh, that's that's that's that's more than I expected. That's that's more than I deserve That's that's far more than I deserve. Uh, you're welcome shell. Yeah Uh Why is he flawed though dildo hand sounds perfect? Right, I mean, but I'm not saying that they're too big But it's some but where do you draw the line? I mean With enough lube everything is possible But where do you draw the line like if you're out here sitting on fire hydrants? I think you have passed The line. I think you have stepped Considerably over the line if you're out here with fire extinguishers Sitting on fire extinguishers and making them shit to disappear. I think you have definitely crossed the line They're not too big Yes dream 18 plus, right? Yeah Oh my god, those are a little out of hand Don't worry. There'll be androids like that. Oh, I'm sure there's there's already There's already the dolls that talk to you and whatnot the ai driven dolls I I don't know anything about that nothing whatsoever And if there's any children out there watching I apologize because we just dropped from like 21 viewers to Mom said no click away click away sounds like a health hazard. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Uh, definitely sounds like a health hazard Uh Of course, I got the dad joke. I'm a dad. I'm a father father Father tell us a joke Tell us a joke Okay, children Here's a joke for you Why can't Chickpeas sing you a song because they can only Hummus one Hummus one hummus hummus Are you watching that Lorne fellow again? No, no Uh, you'd be surprised how many guys don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I wouldn't I wouldn't be a bit I swear. This is exactly how his children speak Father father Father father dearest father dearest Tell us another joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone children? What's father what? You can't hear an enzyme. Oh by the way Last night's dream got to 25 likes. So guess what you guys get Free rainbows for everybody Free rainbows for everybody I'll be your dancing monkey Difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea. I've never paid fit I was gonna do that one. I was gonna do that one next, but you got me guys out here getting there Oh Ouch So cute. Do you like it children? Children, do you like my new hat? It's not new, but it is a hat And it's new to you unless Unless you've been on twitch twitchity-digity witchity Uh, man, I can't even take my gummy until dan gets off This this is just me right now. I have so much pent up energy Oh Yeah, I'm a I'm a big fan of that garbanzo bean chickpea one Uh, those are those are great. Those are a little more than than than dad jokes, but yeah anyways Okay We got any more covers you want to talk about or you guys just want to chat now. That was fun. I'm gonna have Craig edit that I'm gonna get some stuff in Some gummies. I had a bit ago have just kicked inside. It's it's all right. I'll be fine tonight But in the meantime, we have rainbow boy Boy, imagine A dinker coming at you with with this with this a condom that looks like this on it I just want to know who the savant is that drew the flawed lover Oh, yeah, some The savant that drew the flawed cover is I got you boy That was uh, what what's that called a split and a seated I can't remember a split infinitive My my grammar is is bad when I have this but that's the longest one. I've seen that's what she said I was reading richard swans the justice of kings and the most prized thing in it is the book of lorn The book of law in it kept thinking of you That's cool as hell. You need to get me a screenshot of that What's the difference between a drunken pirate and a hunk? Okay, I gotta do this right. I gotta do this right. Hang on I just finished it. That's a good one father Father Can you tell us another joke father? Yes children sit around What is the difference between a drunken pirate and a hungry pirate father? One has a rumbling tummy and the other is a tumbling rummy That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one I left for a minute. I'm not sure what's going on. It happens all the time. This is hot This is hot and not in a sexy way. Why do I look like the flying nun of Like a punch me clown Can y'all hear my chair? I hope you guys can hear my chair I think we're all dead and seeing god Monty python vibes. Definitely. Yeah Oh So it's been it's been a good day. It's been a very good week And boy that 40 we've been here for 43 minutes that time went by quick as hell I was thinking it was in a sexy way, but I guess that's just me Hey, hey Hey, yo tain. What's up, brother? How's it going, man? Oh, everything's hot because I'm I'm laughing. That's what Or or or or ritchie's down there turning me on or something down there turning me on that. Okay Scratch that reverse it. Richie is a married man. And so am I never mind. We're in space Time goes by when you're taught and butt stuff Booter stuff Booter stuff I still I still want I definitely Kaiju are you on the discord? If you're on the discord, please take a picture if you can the book of lorn. I just want like I want that I if you can get a picture of it I would be I would I would be so So appreciative Okay, all right zoop. I got you father father Can you tell us another joke father? Yes, children a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says You've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants. The pirate says are and it's driving me nuts Although sure cool pause. Yeah, definitely some pause. Definitely pause all of them Uh That's a good one, but it's really only good. I mean, I guess you can I Do you think that you think people would get it without reading it though? All right, anyways, we're gonna do it anyways father Father, can you tell us another joke father? Yes, dearest children What's the difference between oral and anal? Oral makes your whole day and anal makes your whole week That's why you keep at it, Brad. You got it. You got to get training. You got to train it. You got you got to Never no stop it stop. We are not giving advice We're not giving that advice We're not doing that. No Have you all seen the vine or no vine the tick tock Uh, the tick tock sound, uh, I don't know how many of you guys are on tick tock But there's one where this the guy is like panning around He's on a balcony and it's like Dubai or some shit and he's panning around he goes Wow, it's so beautiful. And then all of a sudden in the background, you hear the girl my ass hurts from last night and he's like I'm filming and he turns Brad's new ringtone probably yeah and usually Definitely loads and loads and don't just spit on it. Don't please don't just spit on it Please don't and don't just take from the front and use that for the back Don't do that neither. Do you use the use the product for what it's meant for? use Yeah, right. Yeah, I showed my well I showed my age Um, but yeah, I wonder what's gonna replace tick tock when uh when you know the government decides that It's gone That's how fuckers Pain is just weakness leaving. Okay dereck. That's why your name's dereck. I see how it is Oh Leave him gaping. I mean leave him smiling Even smiling All right Thank you for uh getting a screenshot kaiju because I want to I want to like print that and have it out on my wall Or something the book of loran guys out here thinking you have anal the same way as rest It's in like no the fuck you cannot even let it break your Don't break something Um YouTube is trying but I don't watch that stuff. I got you D reck dereck read read brad's comment Ouch is right, uh since I'm since I'm not a godless horror thuggo Uh boy I've heard it called so many things. Um, my favorite though is hey, baby. You want to go mud riding? If if there's mud You're doing it wrong If there you're you're doing it wrong if there's mud that it has to be clean Has to be clean one of the one of the Best comebacks I have ever heard um So someone called this dude's Uh woman A dirty whore. Okay, and his comeback his comeback was priceless. He goes I Sir I've had my tongue in her ass I think her hygiene is fine Okay all right Well, yeah, this is getting this is getting demonetized, but Support your boy Support your boy. I'm here entertaining the masses support your boy. That's all I gotta say Memberships super chat something because there ain't no way in hell We didn't even make it an hour before this stuff started happening. I was here to rate books I was here trying to be innocent trying to be nice innocent e Innocent e and y'all did this to me. Y'all did plumbing. Yes. Yes Uh, they literally go mudding on four-wheelers. Yeah, they do here, too Uh, this reminds me the old fridays. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about But usually we made it about an hour You know into a hangout and chat before this kind of stuff don't act surprised Books are the best books are the best I love me books. I love all my books It broke my heart to have to sell some things But uh, I only have one book I need to replace so And that's uh, I got a big empty gaping hole over here. Why did I say it like that? I honestly did not need to say that Um, where uh insomnia and it used to be because I think tony bought it. I think tony bought it Um, this is this it is it gets. Yeah. Um Um Again, it's all the fault of the no, it's not richie. I'm not blaming y'all. I'm not blaming y'all There's plenty of us straight folks out here Wearing it out Ain't no gate It's almost like gate, you know how they put gate behind everything like diesel gate water gate all the all that stuff Ain't no gate Uh, it's those darn bisexuals too richie. Oh, definitely No way you asked I did I honestly did shower songs. I honestly did I did I did not mean to say that but I was looking over here and insomnia is about this thick Right It's 800 pages So I was I was like I got a big gaping hole over here Look jesus You need jesus holy water spritz Uh, you just can't have a good decent conversation about it anymore But yeah, definitely clean you clean your ass though. I'm just saying Not saying just saying Clean it clean it take I mean all it takes is you get you a coke bottle You get you a coke bottle And then what you do it if I know I know y'all got coke bottles around your house You don't have to go out and buy the douche The enemers you ain't got to do all that and get you a funnel Put the funnel Over the coke bottle so that the small end is up Just squeeze it up in there, bro And I tell you to use the to to use the funnel like this I tell you to do it that way because if if You first off you can't fit. Well, some of you might be able to I'm not judging you no judgment here But the other way Is awkward, but if you just use the coke bottle, it's it doesn't have a flared base So it might just might just swallow You know what I mean? It might just disappear and then you're in a fucking emergency room trying to tell the doctor that you accidentally slipped fell And landed on a coke bottle And that's why and then you have to explain the marble the bag of marbles up there Then you have to explain the soda can then you have to explain the lapel mic you got up there Then you have to explain why you got a you got this ten dollar amazon Egg timer up there. You got to explain all that mess just because you put the funnel in The wrong what you didn't put the funnel in the wrong way, but you get what I'm saying you get what I'm saying Pay no gate. Yes. Yes. Yes, uh, without the ruffians taking over You should be able to pass the lick test I like that one shower songs a how-to guide A how-to guide to make a poor man's douche Can't imagine how this gets Oh, but I love y'all. I love y'all some of my best conversations with people have been regarding orifices I almost said offices, but I had to use my contacts because my eyes are wonky now Uh, did I just walk into an er episode? Yes, you did. Yes, you did Uh The best way to clean it is with vodka. You trying to get someone drunk You know, you can get drunk by doing that, right? Clean it with a prayer just Oh I'm gonna go to hell and it's gonna be so much fun. Oh my god. All my friends are gonna be there It's gonna be like a fucking family reunion. Oh, so good. So good. So good All right, let me close this out. I know I owe you money. Leave me alone But going through bankruptcy like the beginning stages of bankruptcy absolutely sucks ass No joke Oh, there we are sucking ass again. I don't I don't know. I don't I don't know what happened to this stream This stream is over and done with bro over and done with but anyways Yeah, so I get like 19 phone calls a day all of them for You know, you owe us money you all that stuff because I'm just now filing I paid my fee And now I got to wait for all that stuff to come off Yeah Anyone else think hemorrhoids and asteroids Are backwards? That's actually clever. That's clever. It was funny before the hand gestures, but with their chef kiss I try, you know, if you tied my hands down, I wouldn't be able to Talk I wouldn't be able to talk In high school. We had a substitute teacher tell us he was full of gays And was the only one to speak up and say that sounded like a great time Wait, wait, I'm confused And I was okay. I got you in high school. We had a substitute teacher Tell us I'm I'm still confused. You've been possessed by this conversation to eat. I have been I have been I I get what you meant Jake, but I'm still confused on how you wanted to say it Where does the end I was the only one and I was okay. I see it now Kind of Hell was hell was Hell was okay. I got you. I got you. I got it now. I got you. I got you now. I'm sorry I fucked up. It's my eyeballs. My eyeball meat. Don't look right anymore My eyeballs look like this. Everything is wonky and curvature Tell us hell was full Uh Yeah, I got you. I got you zoop. I got it Finally rocks that fly through hemispheres are asteroids and bubbles on your ass are hemorrhoids. Don't see To me. Hey, you're you're you're you're asking the questions. Everybody wants to know the answers to you. Yeah, yeah If you're wearing socks, it's like That reminds me of those t-shirts. It's like, I'm not gay. But my boyfriend is I love those t-shirts Uh, too much looking. Yeah, too much looking at those things. Yeah, I'm demonetized too much looking at dildos Yeah, so I for anyone coming in here coming I'm just gonna I'm just gonna stop right there for anyone coming I'm just gonna stop right there. That's where we're gonna stop because it's over It's over. You got to give me at least 10 15 minutes at least 10 15 minutes before I can continue Jesus This one them days one of them days Hmm Oh, where's manly at tonight team manly. Where's he at tonight? okay, so, um As you guys know, I'm gonna get serious for just a second. I am hella hella fucking worried about neon viking Um, I haven't heard anything from him. Of course. He deleted his discord. I can't find him here on youtube Uh, you know, he was a moderator on the channel. His name's no longer over there I did not take him off. Um, so I'm thinking that he deleted his account here, too um But yeah, I'm I don't want to bring everything down here at the end But I'm worried about him. So if anybody comes across him anywhere I I know it's a whole wide world and there's 8 billion of us now If anybody comes across him just telling my love him I miss him and viking if you watch this playback. I love your brother. I miss you Please come back to us. You don't even have to tell us why you left We're just worried about you and we want to make sure that you're okay Love you pam jake up the kids everybody love y'all Please be safe Please let us know you're all right. That's all I want. You don't have to come back. You don't have to come back Just let me know you're all right Oh, no for anyone it's big Okay, jake. Okay. What do you say? Yeah Um Viking was one of us exactly. He was he was part of he was part of the community He was a major part of the community And I I've I missed the hell out of him. I really do Um, in fact, I was willing to break my microphone tonight just to do fog for him Um, so what I'm thinking about doing is tomorrow when when I go live, uh, we're probably gonna play a game Um, I don't know what I'm gonna play though something on the playstation So I'll be streaming the game, but we can talk about whatever you guys want to talk about books So on and so forth whatnot Um But uh, yeah, so I was gonna I was gonna have the fog tonight Uh, so viking if you come back, I I think I figured out the fog So we We can take a chance Please come back. Anyways So Yeah, everybody in here wants you back viking. We miss you Viking was always the bronze medal to mine and jacob's silver and gold Yeah He was he was up there game night and all that stuff. Yeah But we're not doing game night tomorrow. We're gonna I'm gonna play a video game You guys can hang out and watch Um in chat and talk about books talk about whatever the hell you want to Also, I talked to shell last night about the idea and I don't think uh, mr. Foot. Are you still in here? Yeah, Jen won a bunch too Mr. Foot You in here Anyways, I'm gonna be doing uh, also tony talked about this. Um, I'm gonna be We're gonna be watching some bad stephen king movies here on the channel and then After that, I'm gonna do a review. Okay, but we're gonna do it all in one setting Did you send off hook yet? I'm just gonna start crying now No A bug in my Did y'all see the bug for anyways No, um, and I guess shell's Damn thing didn't go off. Here's here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm gonna do something I'm gonna do something And I'm not gonna let you stop me I'm I'm I'm doing something. It's it's coming. It's coming It it's coming I don't have your address with me right now, but I have the tab open and as soon as I get done I'm gonna do it but It's coming. It's it it'll be on its way as of tomorrow. It'll be on its way. I figured it out, but I'm not And now if it doesn't come There there's something true. There's something truly wrong. I didn't fucked up, but uh anyways, it's it's coming ty It's coming. It's coming. I'm sorry, but yes. Yes. No, you don't have to you said lol. Sorry Don't apologize. I'm the one who can't remember to drop the shit off. It's postage is paid Every no no postage is not paid because I didn't have any more stickers, but it's all your everything's on it It's literally sitting in my car in the console in the console I had to see what happened was I had to I realized what happened now I had to Because when we do door dash, I have to have my phone out for directions and all that So I put it into the console and then I put my phone down. I moved it out of the way out of my There's a bug flew in my mouth a bug Ew, there are so many people right now upset that I didn't swallow They're all calling me quitters ah I am going to edit the stream Not safe for work. I just want to update it. Oh, you won't let me update it. All right. I will go into hang on I need to go into youtube I also need to get out of here so I can go pick up Dan, but we got a couple more minutes Hang on hang on hang on I'm coming back for you He does. Well, I mean it depends on what it is Just saying catching flies. Yeah fyi approaches postage is paid. It's not you can leave the package Right, you're absolutely right, but I didn't have any more stickers. So I do not the postage is not paid, but it's all Yeah, it's all It's all ready He's attracted to This stream is so safe for work. No, it's not. No, it's not Be for bug catching flies. Oh, yeah Yeah It's like it still feels like it's like in the back of my eye. I have Stop it. Especially you Richie Stop it So is there anything you guys want to talk about before I head on out tomorrow's gonna be a much longer stream because we're off so y'all Decide what you want to do. Hit me up on discord. Let me know what you want to do If there's any game specific you want to want me to play I'm thinking about hell divers too. So Derek if you're still out there and you want to play hit me up Never Three little beavers sitting on the log What time is the stream tomorrow? That's a good question I don't know. Um, it'll probably be afternoon. Um, literally like after Uh, so probably about One or two something like that because I got to get up and whatnot What day is the bad? I'm gonna try I'm gonna do some I'm gonna bring back Sorry, I'm going to bring back sundae cinema So we'll do the movie on sundae and we'll do fog too. We will do fog I submitted my first short story for a contest. Fuck. Yeah, richie. Hell. Yeah Not congratulations. You haven't been accepted yet, but good luck Thoughts and prayers. No, I'm just kidding. But seriously. I hope I hope you get, uh, accepted Congratulations on getting that in Don't do it richie Don't do it Three little beavers sitting on the log and having a good time All right, I'm gonna leave you with this joke. You probably already know it But faza Faza Tell us a joke. Okay Okay, children. Here's your final joke of the night Three men on a road trip Break down They walk Down the road until they find a hotel And at this hotel they walk in and ask the man behind the counter. Excuse me. Do you have any rooms for rent? The man tells them I do have one just one With a queen-size bed They are the three men look at each other We'll take it I'm not walking any farther tonight. We'll take it So they go and they lay down Comfortably in the bed all of them on their backs The next morning They all wake up And the two that slept on the outside at the edge. They're in a very very good mood But the one in the middle Is not having such a good time So the one on the right Says I had a dream herald That I had the best sex I've ever had in my life The guy who slept on the other side of the bed said You know what? Bradley I had the greatest sex of my life in my dream The guy who slept in the middle says that's some bullshit, man I dreamt I was skiing and now my fucking arms hurt Boom. All right, y'all. Thank you. Thank you. Did you find that baby Jesus? If I don't win I'll get a nail for the Hell, yeah, that's what I'm talking about a spike a spike to put them all on the wall. Hell, yeah Thanks for the F Dirty Mike in the post Thanks for the f-shack Anyways, all right, so it was it was a pleasure y'all It was a pleasure to pleasure you I'll see you guys tomorrow I'm hoping to get started anywhere between noon and two o'clock If you're not a member of the discord, I suggest you Going over there the links down there in the doobly-doo go over there wave. Hello I post all the updates on there and I also post them to the community page here on this channel. So I'm never going skiing. It's good night. Ty. Good night. Jake. Good night. Richie. Good night shower songs. Good night direct. Good night zeely Richie, I think I already said Richie and lazy anybody else that I might have missed Y'all have a good night. I'll talk to you later But until next time I have an e you've been you this has been another live stream I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye