 Welcome to the Adam does movies podcast. I'm Adam and today we're gonna be talking about movie spin-offs. That's right these these are the films that went off the beaten path a little bit from the tried-and-true formula and and try to forge their own way and Oftentimes like 90% of the time it ends up Being pretty bad and in fact it kind of hurts the previous entries altogether It might say oh, you know want to know how Han Solo got his name or his trusty blaster Well, let's tell you in this spin-off film film called Solo They just don't work and they have so many forced characters and character moments instead of trying to be their own thing Now I I wrote down a list as I often do for these podcasts I put in the bare minimum as you know, but on occasion. I'll write something down And here's some of the spin-offs that I just quickly googled and came up there are more of course But off the top here We have Hobbes and Shaw now if you're not familiar with the Fast and the Furious franchise I'm not sure where you live But I almost want to go there I envy you because I wish I didn't know about the Fast and the Furious franchise There are ten of these movies and we have a spin-off Hobbes and Shaw Featuring Jason Statham and of course Dwayne The Rock Johnson This wasn't even that bad of a film. In fact, I quite enjoyed the stupid loony tunes-ness of it all Had a good time when it was in theaters never thought about it again It's just kind of a you know standard action movie and of course is modern so it goes on far too long It has like seven third acts to it But there's enough charisma there between Statham and Rock to kind of carry it through the finish line and in fact those two characters Dwayne Johnson specifically he was only in one or two of the fast films before he and Vin Diesel started budding the heads So he had to go do his own thing and I think he's been invited back to fast 11 or 12 somewhere down the road But who knows who knows what's gonna happen with that whole mess of a franchise Yeah, Hobbes and Shaw is an example of something I think kind of working because when you're spinning off from something so stupid to begin with You really only have up to go from there or at least just kind of toe the line Kind of using car analogies because we're talking about street racing films moving on we have X-Men origins Wolverine This is embarrassing. This is when Fox was putting origins in front of stuff. They're like we're gonna have a magneto We're gonna have X-Men origins magneto We're gonna have X-Men origins mystique and we're gonna start with our guy our boy Wolverine Logan Hugh Jackman He's coming back and he did for three of them these movies did well obviously well enough They're not good though origins Wolverine is just terrible schlocky garbage Though Wolverine was the sequel that one was better But it did fall into a third act just CG cluster fuck Not a terrible movie and then the third one I think is is one of the greatest comic book movies full stop It's top ten for me easily and that's Logan They really they gave us that hard R that we wanted some great violence But there's also a great relationship with him and X-23 they have this road trip outing You have Patrick Stewart in this there's a lot of drama. There's a lot of heart There's stakes and tension to this superhero flick if you even want to call it a superhero flick It's it's so much more grounded. It's like a last of us with the dude that can regenerate kind of I Love Logan highly recommend if you haven't seen it I don't know what you're doing and the nice thing is that you don't have you don't have to watch the previous two Wolverine spin-off films to enjoy Logan It really is standalone with some nice tips of the hat to the X-Men films that came before Excluding the Wolverine movies Next on here is just a tragedy. I should point out a little tease ahead of time When this is done, I am going to give what I consider five of the greatest spin-off ideas of all time I'm being entirely sarcastic. These are movies that Would probably be awful, but I racked my brain and I thought you know what this would be fun I'm gonna give them five or six movies for them to digest and think wow It really is not hard to come up with movie spin-offs And I would encourage you if you're watching on YouTube to go ahead and put your own in the comments Give me a spin-off movie friend like a really bad idea for a movie spin-off. Maybe it's The fridge from Brave little toaster or it's I mean that that's some for some reason the first thing that came to mind Is a movie that I saw once 20 years ago Brave little toaster who remembers that film But these are the kind of things that you have to think about like go obscure if you need to Okay, next up with fantastic beasts and where to find them They made three of these as well But unlike with Logan these didn't get better as they went on quite the contrary You know, I was kind of a fantastic beasts apologist a little bit kind of I remember Reviewing that one and giving it kind of okay remarks. I think I said it was like a C plus a B minus C plus It was a decent first outing now. This is coming off of the Harry Potter movies, which I think are all Ranging from B to a plus. There's not a bad one in the bunch There's really not a lame one in the bunch as far as I'm concerned even the worst Harry Potter is still damn fun for me And the family we celebrate the entire catalog So it was so jarring to see these fantastic beast movies come out and and have an almost all life drained from them David Yates comes back. He has been criticized for taking Potter in a more somber darker More I guess drab boring way and I I agree It worked well in Half-Blood Prince because that movie that book everything was so depressing The magic was gone from the school From an emotional standpoint. So it was really cool seeing that play out But then going forward he just kind of stuck with that brownish color tone that dried out palette of grays and browns and just in just muddy miserable stuff and they're pretty looking films But they just don't have any energy to them and then you add in Newt Scamander One of the most Unlikable leads I've seen in a long time and I'll be an unlikable because he's an awful person. He's actually a very kind Gentle soul. He's very nice But I don't like him because he's so aloof and he can't talk well and he doesn't have any stoicness to him He's like the good dinosaur if it was a person kind of klutzy kind of laissez-faire about things and now I just I didn't care for this He would have been a good sidekick You don't make your protagonist though this Just out of control miserable and that that's kind of I felt They just doubled down and tripled down on it and then they thought okay people aren't really loving this Let's throw in Grindelwald. Let's throw in Dumbledore and we'll make their rivalry really the focus But yet we still went all in on Fantastic Beasts We are married to this name and so we're just gonna go with it So they kept finding ways to kind of clumsily throw beasts into all these films and as they go on It seems less and less of a priority and more of just something they're required to do like a mandatory thing They put upon themselves. I don't understand the point of these movies and Apparently neither does Warner Brothers because they're done from what I what I read last they're just done with them They were supposed to be five. I think originally maybe more But then they paired back to four and now I think they just said you know what this is game over These movies are miserable And so yeah, just another example of Harry Potter had so many outlets so many ways it could have gone and For some reason. I don't know if it's who hubris or what but Jackie Rowling and company were like Let's base it off of some book that's in one of the movies That's how that's how much gold I can spin out of my ass at any given time I can take an obscure reference to a book inside of a book and make it its own thing No, it turns out you can't it turns out you really should have a beginning middle and end already thought out ahead of time One of the many reasons why the Harry Potter franchise did so well from all eight of these movies off of all seven of the books Moving on We have Star Wars in the game. So you want to talk about big properties. We have Harry Potter We got Jurassic Park, which we'll get to of course and we oh no I don't actually I don't think Jurassic Park hasn't really spun off. They have Jurassic World But I don't count that as like a spin-off. That's more of just a straight That's just a that's just a straight prequel Fantastic Beasts ends up being a prequel as well kind of because you do have returning characters, but it's Yeah, it's based off something Obscure that that's kind of where I go with these spin-off type things Jurassic World is basically a soft reboot just like episode Seven eight and nine of Star Wars. They're soft reboots. They're continuing on there They're pretending they're part of the big narrative when all is said and done Rogue one and solo are two movies from Star Wars that are very much just kind of thrown out there to To capitalize obviously on Star Wars end of the nostalgia So you have Han Solo one of the most beloved characters in all of movie cinema played by Harrison Ford You remove the Harrison Ford aspect of it That's a mistake to me I know there's people that argue and say hey Adam anybody can be Indiana Jones Anybody can be Han Solo and by anybody I mean obviously not anybody, but if you find the right actor, they can do it. I Kind of disagree with that. I think that some of these roles they really truly are There because of the actor and how they portrayed him now It's one thing if you're going off of a book or a comic or something something it's already been established But Star Wars was a brand new property For the big screen and that's the same with Indiana Jones. So Harrison Ford which funny enough plays both of these characters He really made these characters his own And so it's a little different when you're talking about a book where you can't visually see the actor or character You you don't get the mannerisms or if you're even looking at a comic book. It's just not the same It's not a one-to-one, but here we are talking about solo We are recasting the dude and he's only like I think five or six years younger than he's supposed to be in Star Wars episode four A new hope That's not quite translating for me and the actor they got did a good job. He wasn't bad It's just I think people were already burnt out on the whole Star Wars thing and Having a different actor play on solo rub people the wrong way. I wasn't fan. I wasn't a fan of it I just had the whole point of the movie was kind of lame I don't really care that much about how he did the kessel run or how he got his last name. That's stupid And on top of that they throw in the most pointless cameo of all time Darth Maul at the end. Why what are we even doing anymore? It's just silly. It's shenanigans rogue one Might be one of the first movies on this list. I'll get well, obviously Logan. I'll give Logan I'll give Hobbs and Shaw pass Rogue one is a good flick. It's probably the best thing that's come out of star wars disney I like this movie the second half is just banging. It's firing on all cylinders as they say First half is a slow build you're introduced to some of these characters that I can't tell you the names of because um Not great in that department There's there's blind a jedi guy. There's mechanic goggles, dude There's a overbite actress. I I don't know any of their names Doesn't matter the movie still works somehow even it's kind of like the hobbit. I know people hate the hobbit movies I like the hobbit movies and I couldn't tell you the name of like any of the characters Radigast radigast the the brown wizard that that's a character. I know that one But as far as the hobbits themselves, there's like fatty McGee there's uh little little um What the hell's his name return of the king? Why why can't I think of the name of the Aragon I'm reading aragon to my son right now, which is a book franchise and aragorn Is the guy in lord of the rings. That's the king. Yeah, so there's like mini aragorn Who is the the king hobbit? Anyway, I'm losing track. Let's stay focused Star wars has done this now several more times and we're gonna get to that in a little bit I'm teasing what's to come Spoiler it's on disney plus. There's a lot of crap on disney plus Let's go through a few more of these we have Minions which is a spin-off of the despicable me movies love them or hate them Those minions aren't going anywhere. They bring in the bacon. They fry it in a pan All right, and I'm a fan of the minions. I like the movie is not so much I like the the little characters. I like their dumb twinkie bodies and how they freak out and how they can't die They are a lot of fun in the despicable me movies. The minions movies aren't that great I'd argue they're actually both kind of bad, but I can still watch them just because I like their little silly antics That this is another one where it seems like a no-brainer for the studio to just say yeah People love the minions. We can make it work on their own Again, I'd argue they don't really make them work because they still have to shoehorn in a groove Or a villain or someone for the minions to really interact with Because on their own it would just get too obnoxious to listen to them for an hour and a half You got to have an actual character who can speak english talking to these people Oh god, I just these aren't in any order or anything. I just googled a bunch of and wrote them down quickly We have the scorpion king anybody remember that chestnut Dwayne johnson's been in at least two spin-offs Three if you count jumanji, but that's more of a remake. They pretend it's a they pretend It's a sequel to the robin williams one, but come on. It's like the most pathetic shoehorn sequel I've ever seen scorpion king was a spin-off of the mummy two, I believe With brendan frazier. It's great flick mummy one mummy two both really good it does end though with a really brutal looking cg dwayne the rock johnson and Absolutely hilarious how they did this and then they thought all right. Let's make a spin-off scorpion king It's basically a laden Um, but not good. It's not a good film. I can't remember a single thing about it. That's how forgettable it is Not a win in my book. They never made anymore after that Well, maybe they did straight to dvd or home video or whatever, but uh puss in boots We just had a sequel for this. I think last year was that 20 or was it 2023? I don't know a year or two ago Puss in boots last wish, which is a sequel to puss in boots I wasn't huge on the first one second one. I thought was pretty damn good Uh, really lovely animation style. They played a lot with it. The story was really fun Heartwarming compelling in ways. Yeah, I enjoyed this one Obviously, it's a spin-off from the shrek franchise And uh, yeah, you can't go wrong spinning off a shrek and they have plenty of characters you could spin off from it Oh evan almighty I love steve corral, but um Yeah, no evan almighty was really really atrocious It didn't work on any level. He had to build an ark And so they kind of played off that whole thing and then you know Hurting the animals in and I think john goodman's in there. He's a Like an he's like a builder and then he's gonna be the the central conflict for evan to go up against I don't even think I finished this movie. It was so bad Yeah, no jim carrey. I guess no interest for me Obviously the writing sucking doesn't help either Here's another really random one get him to the greek. I never saw this movie, but I know it's a spin-off from a forgetting sarah marshall I always want to say saving sarah marshall because I get it confused with saving silverman, which is a very funny movie So it's forgetting sarah marshall. Maybe get him to the greek is as well. It's got jonahill It's got rustle brand rustle brand's character is the one that's being reprised here Although I think jonahill was also in God, I think jonahill was also in forgetting sarah marshall. He was like a waiter or something I don't know if he's the same character or not or I might just be making this up. It's been a while Regard you can correct me in the comments. I could look but we're we're live here. We're doing this live I'm not editing this podcast. That's too much work. Come on. I got I got a family I got a full-time job. I don't have time for this Let's go to the next one creed After Six rocky films We laid this old dog to rest For a few years and then we brought him back as a coach training adonis creed in one of the better spin-offs Like full stop creed is a great movie. I really like I just rewatched it. It still holds up really well It's up there with some of the best rocky films. It's a great companion piece creed two gets a bad shake I recently rewatched that one as well and it's all so damn good. I really like that one Creed three, uh, I remember liking it as well I do think I maybe was a little easier on it than I should have been It's the weakest for me in terms of the creed movies But as far as spin-offs go this is how you do it, right? You bring the old dog back You got sliced alone in the corner in the ring He's still hitting the bag once in a while shown. He still has some tricks, but he's passing the torch It feels earned. It feels serviceable to the character. They don't do anything They don't do anything bad with him. All right, they don't have they don't have a rocky bell boa Suddenly say that he hates boxing and that it sucks and everything he did was all for nothing And then he goes off and dies in another boxing ring somewhere else by himself They last Jedi it basically no, they don't do that. There's no character assassination in my eyes They do it they do it justice now. I will say Not having him at all in creed three kind of sucked because I do feel like creed two Didn't fully shut the door on the character. It didn't give me that sunset ride off with the horse Although they did that in the last Rambo movie and that was atrocious. So, you know what? This is fine. What they did was good enough. He went to go see his son and uh, it's fine Moving on creed solid all three movies really good All right, we have Annabelle and the nun if you love the conjuring And you really love the conjuring too And you thought the conjuring three was stupid like me then you probably don't care about Annabelle Annabelle creation Annabelle comes home the nun the nun two I'm sure they'll keep making them nun three back in the habit. Whatever they whatever they can come out There's probably a uh a hand in a case Somewhere in the Warren house Is that what they're the warrens, right? It doesn't matter. There's a case somewhere with a hand. They're gonna be like, all right We're gonna do a movie on this hand now or we're gonna do a movie on this uh alligator Husk that's gonna be a separate thing called gator and that's part of the conjuring universe I don't like the conjuring universe and I really like the conjuring These movies haven't worked for me yet Some people say that I think it's Annabelle creation is really good or maybe it's the last one I don't know what movie they were watching but I didn't like Annabelle creation either So maybe it's the home one that they're talking about Annabelle homecoming Annabelle Far from home Annabelle No way home. I don't know penguins of Madagascar That's a that's a little chestnut. That wasn't Horrible I remember that's I think the takeaway I got from it. I left is like that wasn't horrible The penguins are fun. They had a tv show for a while animated showing that was all right silly slapstick animation They got good voices. They have good presence I remember the first half being a lot stronger than the second but again Animated spin-offs that seems like a pretty easy sell And honestly, I'm really surprised Disney doesn't do more of it. They have one on my list right now The way they went about it is Astronomically stupid and that's light year Based off the toy buzz light year This movie is So bizarre to me. I can't get over it. You have a toy From a 90s animated film toy story They spin it off into a movie inside of the movie So when this film fires up you have some boring white text that says I'm gonna paraphrase but basically it was like Andy loved the buzz light your toy This is that movie that he went to theaters to watch that made him fall in love with said toy And then we watch a movie that's like half interstellar meaning slowish Kind of sad and and I don't want to say boring because I actually I really love interstellar But you know a slower moving affair and then another half that's kind of like scooby-doo You have the dumbass trio of characters that are going to be Helping or I guess kind of foiling buzz light years plans to you know be competent Because they're such idiots and then you have a final reveal that's so out of left field and terrible Where he's his own enemy As zorg or zerg whatever the hell that character's name is I just I couldn't get past how bad the story was And then it was like doubly annoying because I was thinking okay, Andy watched this movie As a little kid and he was like yes, I love this character What? When I was Andy's age, I was watching the ninja turtles or batman or I mean there were these cool characters that fought crime or beat dudes up or had cool outfits Buzz Lightyear had none of that. He was falling constantly. He's getting tripped up by his dumb teammates He had this cat robot thing that stole every scene it was in I mean if I was Andy I'd want the cat nothing else because it was the only thing that had a personality in the film They also had chris evans voice buzz light year instead of tim allen which was also stupid Because then what the toy comes out with voice activation, but you make it sound like not chris evans. I don't understand None of it added up Terrible spin-off And again, this is off a toy story. How easy would it have been? I mean there was a buzz light your tv show as well There's an animated show which people really liked how hard would it have been to make a buzz light your space ranger show Where it is super over the top with explosions It's got kind of like a cheesy 90s vibe to it because that's when it pretend came out You could have really had fun with this film, but instead they I just really don't get it This was a huge mess All right, let's there's plenty of other spin-offs Sidequels sequels all that stuff. We'll talk about it more. I'm sure in a future podcast But I just that was a quick rundown of some of the ones that jumped off the page for me That I thought would be fun to touch on quickly or long Lee Which is a word that I just I think just made up. I'm like long Lee's a word Okay, we have a couple spin-offs coming out on disney plus Peacock if you want to check it out in the cock you can John Wick he's coming to the cock in the form of the continental That that's the hotel that he stays at with all the rogues gallery of characters. How fun I have no interest in this There's also a movie with anadere moss called ballerina where she's blah blah blah I don't care i'm watching because it's got anadere moss and then i'm a simple man Anadere moss Looking hot beating guys up. Yeah, I'm fine with that sign me up if it's like anything like atomic blonde I'm all in because I thought that movie was great If it's anything like john wick i'm all in because those movies are a lot of fun All right, uh, the batman Is getting a spin-off in the form of the penguin penguins getting a tv show on max formerly known as hbo max We did a lot of really stupid naming convention changes this here between twitter becoming x hbo max becoming max I mean come on what what's going on in the branding departments Nothing good. I can tell you that Disney plus I brought them up. They of course aren't done yet. They have 45 mcu spin-off shows ranging from Secret wars or whatever the hell that thing is with nick fury. I'm sure she hawk's gonna come back You're probably gonna have another captain america or whatever the falcon You're gonna have low key season two is out. You have agatha coming out, which is from wander vision I can't possibly keep up And I lost interest watching them. I did not watch the nick fury show. I think it was secret invasion I saw some clips. It looked horrendous Uh star wars is the same thing. We have a soca. I think that's out people want me to talk about it I refuse the mandalorian got so terrible. I ended up making a Episode to episode rant video breaking down each one for this last season And I was a huge fan of the first two book of boba fett Was the beginning of the end. That's another spin-off up of boba fett. Remember boba fett. He's in Exactly 20 seconds of star wars in the originals. He stands there and looks cool And then he dies like a complete dumbass And falls into a sarlak pit and people love that character. I guess for some reason Yeah, he had a show. It was it was one of the worst things I've ever seen All right, well that that's the breakdown On movies and all the spin-off stuff that's been coming Here are five of mine that I threw out because I thought you know what? How quickly can I shit out five ideas for hollywood to take and ruin? Here they are. Okay. I'm gonna screw up this guy's name I should have looked it up K Hu Kwan that cannot be right I apologize. I am not literate and I'm not cultured. So I cannot pronounce his name We're gonna just say the the actor from the goonies Data from goonies Short round from indiana jones and I'm gonna give you a two for fun I want this actor who just got kind of recognized again because he's back in the the limelight He was in everything everywhere all at once awesome movie I was I gave it a 10 out of 10 In my mind. I don't actually rate things like that, but I gave it a 10 out. I really like that film He he needs to come back because now he's getting a little popular again Even though I can't say his name and don't remember how to say it Um, we're gonna bring him back a short round for an indiana jones spin-off film Indy's gonna be in it at some point. We're gonna dh his ass again. It's gonna look terrible You're gonna hate it. We're gonna make it disney's gonna make it We're gonna give it a budget of 450 million dollars to ensure it loses at least 200 million Because that seems to be the playbook over there. Put a ton of money in get little money back. It's brilliant. It's a surefire miss Short round is going to be going on his own misadventures But he's actually a competent. He's a he's a competent character. He's gonna be indiana jones ask in his own way And that's gonna be fun. He'll have a companion. Maybe we'll bring Someone else out of retirement Throw him in like maybe like a third string character from one of the other indy care Let's throw someone in from temple throw someone in from temple to doom. No. Oh my god. No, you know what we do We bring back mutt We bring him in we bring in the labif shy labo is coming back baby He's back. He's gonna be the sidekick To short round and yes, I know if you haven't seen indiana jones five You'll be sad to hear that he was killed off camera. They got rid of him. They just said yeah, he died at war He died in war poor mutt But this is gonna be before that when mutt is very much still alive before he went off to war So we'll set it somewhere between Well, I guess we'll set it, you know after last crusade but before obvious Obviously before crystal skull Yeah, we'll do that and that'll be that'll be terrible And that'll be that'll be something we'll make We're also gonna do like I said, he's gonna be back his data from goonies He's gonna have his can he's basically gonna be a grown-up inspector gadget If anybody remembers inspector gadgets basically what data is gonna be He's gonna be going on misadventures, of course We'll have him look for another long-lost treasure. It's gonna be a spelunking affair Bring back maybe a cameo or two from some of the other goonies, but this is gonna be centrally focused on data Really, we could ghostbusters this scenario after life and just have maybe he he he brings in a phone call to chunk Who's eating some ben and jerry's again and maybe he gets locked into a freezer when he hangs up classic chunk Maybe Maybe uh sloth is back Hey you guys And he's got a baby rooth. I mean there's so many winks and tips of the hat Data's of course gonna have his boxing glove that comes out He's gonna have a zipline thing that he can go across We'll bring back the shuffle truffle. It's all gonna be there, of course It's gonna be a big year for the actor whose name I can't pronounce All right, that's a two for one. So I have four more to give you number two on this list This will be fast. We have to capitalize on barbie We just it made over a billion dollars. It's one of the highest grossing It may be the highest grossing Warner Brothers movie of all time, which is insane It's it's insane to say so we're gonna bring an alan movie out Michael sara played a character named alan a discontinued product from barbie. He's kind of a nerdy dorky character Just nobody really paid attention to him. Well now we are gonna pay attention to him because michael sara is gonna get a spin-off film Called just alan It just makes sense It's gonna focus on obscure barbie characters Discontinued lines, maybe some new ones that haven't been out yet because we get that synergy We get that cross promotion Get people to the stores to buy him alan's gonna go on a road trip of his own. He's gonna find himself And he's gonna come out better on the other side for it We'll have a cameo by margot robby, of course barbie cameo. She's not gonna be in it for very long though Ken I I think maybe we do, you know, maybe we have a ken barbie cameo Cross-over event where they're just in a scene together on the couch. They say goodbye to alan and that's it Then we don't see him again because this isn't about them. It's about alan It'll make a billion dollars. Let's move on rocky spin-off Not creed not even creeds daughter, which I know they already teased was gonna get a spin-off tv show of sorts Yep, that that happens in creed 3 and it was so painfully obvious what they were doing in cringy No, this one's gonna be on poly Yeah, uncle poly film's gonna be titled hey poly Adrienne's gonna be in it. They're gonna be younger. This is gonna be when poly is growing up on the mean streets He's gonna have to kind of make ends meet. He's gonna have to help raise his sister They have an abusive father abusive uncle Like it's it's gonna be uh, it's gonna be a very gritty Tough as nails type of film and we're gonna learn that poly actually used to box And he was really damn good There was only one thing stopping him That was the bottle That was this alcohol problem. It's gonna get sad. It's gonna get honest. It's gonna get tough Uh Adrienne in my notes. I see Adrienne's gonna be played by rachel segler Uh before the movie comes out rachel's gonna be going around on a little press tour talking about how much she hates the rocky films And she only watched one of them for the first time just before the interview and thought it was terrible and uh And maybe poly won't be in the film. We'll see No, um, I could see that I could see it happening. You spark some controversy get people riled up and yeah We have a picture at the end of the day It's just poly or hey poly just alan. Hey poly Next on the list star wars galaxy drift This is going to be a prequel to the prequel of pod racing About pod racing. We are going to we're going to uh, introduce Who do I got here wadows great great great grandpa Otto and he is the founder of pod racing He he helped build it from the ground up in his backyard And it's just gonna be this very This very fun high fantasy adventure You're gonna have other star wars characters coming and going in it, of course R2D2 is gonna fucking be there. You gotta have R2D2 in there somehow It's it's gonna be fantastic lots of pod racing going on We're gonna have montages where Otto and some of the other plucky characters are going to try to build these contraptions and and and test them out and there's gonna be things blowing up And it's gonna be state-of-the-art cg. It's gonna cost 500 million dollars to make Weta studios is going to have to go bankrupt because of all the extra hours and time crunched disney's throwing at them And we're just gonna absolutely think it's miserable That's gonna be star wars galaxy drift Last but not least Is something I want to get serious about Serious black about if you will Well, that's right. We're gonna do a serious black spin-off set before of course harry potter. This is going to be a young serious Bellatrix Lestrange is going to be in the mix the whole black family is going to be thrown in Serious now played by timothy chalmé because he's the young up-and-comer still he's in dune He's willy wonka. Let's make him serious black for no reason at all. Also. We are gonna race swap We are gonna race swap bellatrix. She's gonna be played by who did I put down here zazzy beats She's from deadpool 2. She's from bullet train. And now she's gonna be in uh, she's gonna be in my movie serious black Honestly that casting's pretty I think she could knock it out of the park as bellatrix. She she has that energy I'm glad I put that down Uh, and now honestly, I'm kind of selling myself on this movie. I think a serious black spin-off would be great Maybe not so much timothy chalmé, but I think that you get the right character in this. I mean fuck This guy's the limit here Really It all boils down to the fact that anything would have been better than fantastic beasts as a spin-off You could have spun off of so many of the auras in the damn movie I mean mad eye moody was considered one of the greatest You know wizard auras out there Why not do a csi style show with him where he's going on a globe trotting adventure Taking out some of the worst of the worst dark wizards. He and serious black could have a buddy road trip movie together I mean come on you could throw in padfoot you throw in uh Harry's dad could be in the mix a cameo. It's just what what are they doing with fantastic beasts? You throw lupin in the mix You get talks in the mix. Come on Lafleur in the mix now that doesn't work. Um should be too young. Okay, so that's those are my picks That I took all of 20 seconds. Well, that's not fair. I probably took a couple minutes I took probably five to ten minutes to quickly pull out of my ass Some spin-off ideas for hollywood to use now. It's up to them to take them and run or they can leave this cash on the table Outside of my comical overblown budgets. I said I think honestly looking back most of these would be huge hits I think most of these would actually make a lot of money and that just shows how easy it is to come up with stuff Okay, that's the conversation today It was all about spin-off movies again. 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