 Back to Bob's Preview, from Buffalo to Burbank to Bangkok and back. That's right, WWW Wide World, we're there to serve. Tonight we've got a brand new film director, I want to have a seat, good to see you, good to see you. Let me be blunt, Charlie. Matt. Yeah, okay, blunt, whatever you think about, movies, and this is your field, right? And this is what our audience around the world, as I've talked about, we're WWW. This Western that you got, I love Westerns, the John Wayne kind of thing, how's that working out for you? Well, actually the movie is a martial arts film called the Kung Fu Capillars. Oh, it's like Karateen, out in the desert, walking around and coming across the old mining town, that kind of thing. Well, what the movie's about, is it's really an allegory about the story of life. It's a man's journey through nature, and the elements of good versus evil. We have five cats working nonstop on the set. So let me ask you, on the animal training thing, that anybody hurt, animals hurt during the filming of these things, do you feed them enough? Oh, no animals have been injured whatsoever. But the cats, what kind of cats are we talking about here? They're kittens, the Kung Fu kittens. Kung Fu kittens. I didn't know there were any Kung Fu kittens. Yeah, both Clinton, Holly, and Adrian Atwood have been very, very patient with the cats. You know, they've had to work with them a lot. I've been a little bit worried about... But let's jump right to the point. Have you been on entertainment tonight yet? No, this is... But you're here, right? This is Bob's preview, because we're going to get you that exposure, not you. Happy to... And not doing a Charlie Sheen on us, right? We're going to get you exposure that's going to move this thing... We're worldwide. We're worldwide. This is going to... We tell people what to see. You understand what I'm saying? Oh, happy to be here. I'm very happy to be here. And I'm glad you're able to bring your pussies onto this show. And I'm really glad to know that. They are Kung Fu fighting cats. Now, is this an animated thing? No, this is actually live action. And it's mixed art house with martial arts. So when you say art house, are you talking about like in the basement on cushions, at the college towns, that kind of shit, where they have a special $5 night for a whole carload of people back... Well, I mean, mostly... I'm just thinking about when I try to make a film as has been shown, and it is what it is... What is? It is what it is. I know that, but... What is it? No, it is what it is. Is this one of those who's out first things? Because I'm not very good at that. No. When I was making... It is what it is. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. It is what it is. So is that the kitten pushy move? Broke through on and... So that's the western? No, that's more of God in our house. Where the hell did I get the idea you made westerns? Is it the hat, the scarf? What is it? Well, I have been compared to Clint Eastwood on many occasions. May I spoil your bubble just a little bit? Sure. You've got to have a way to go. But we're willing to help you. Bob's preview, this is it. This is going to make this happen for you. Well... Charlie, I'm with you 100%. No, this is a... This is a martial arts film, and it's representing the struggle of man versus nature. Is that why they threw the green lights up behind you? I'm totally confused. This isn't the usual look. I'm 100%. The technical here, they're so surprising. To be honest with you. I mean, green is a big thing here, you know? We have sponsors, we're looking for more, but green is good. Green is good. And along those lines, Aaron Spelling has been very useful in backing the film. And does he drink green tea? Not like I do. You like green tea? Joe's especially green tea? It's good, isn't it? Well, a funny story about Aaron Spelling is I actually met the guy I'm working with most, Tim Cresatone. Now is Tim a tea drinker? Well, I met him through Aaron. He sent him over to clean my pool, and we just hit it off like that. So this is a pool party movie? We became instant friends. I mean, I wouldn't say that it's a pool party movie. Cat swimming? I mean, I'm getting bad images. People in Bangkok right now are getting a little nervous. No, no cats were injured. No cats were harmed in any way. This is solely about man. And they're just mainly used as lovable creatures that everybody can relate to. There's a little trick we did. Like I said, we had five different cats. And if you pay attention closely in various scenes, you can pick apart the five different cats. It's real, real, real subtle. So you study film, right? Absolutely. So this is very much like that fellow, Amy, right? That had the eight and a half pieces or whatever it was called. It was a film within the film, within the film. Oh, no, no, no. This is way beyond that. Exactly. So I'm so glad that you're picking up on the old time people and emulating them as you put your cat in the water. This is way beyond as far as stuff that makes you think. Well, man versus man. I mean, that's deep. Yeah. You want a cat in the mix. Oh, it's crazy. It's crazy. And you look at it, and if you just look at Adrian Atwood in the movie, it's incredible. I mean, he's coming off What Rough Beast. And I didn't even need to... The script speaks for itself, but I didn't even really need to do anything because I had Adrian Atwood, and that was art as it was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Adrian, right. You know, I found... Where in the hell is Adrian? He sends you instead. But hey, get him back to your other movies. What are we talking about here? I mean, you've got Kung Fu's, you've got cats. You've got Adrian Atwood somewhere or another or whoever he is. Entertainment tonight. How come you come here first? Come on. A little plug for the... Yeah, men's bathroom. Bob's preview, that is. Men's bathroom one and two was also very unique. You know, it was, again, a spin on our struggles. But what we did is we had two bathrooms right next to each other. That's unique, yeah. Have you seen any of my movies? I've been to a bathroom or two. As a matter of fact, one of my favorites. Have you been down in Springfield's bus terminal? That bathroom in there. Did you think about shooting down there? Well, that... Is there going to be a sequel, part two? No, because I had budget constrictions, which is one of the things... Well, we all do. I have to shut you off soon because we have other people. You're not the only one, Charlie. You're pitching a show. So if you're going to wrap this up, where can people... You had a festival, one of those fancy things out by the Mediterranean. No, this is a blockbuster. I mean, this is do or die. I have to perform or I'm done. Well, you know, we were going to show a clip and we asked you to bring a little clip. And the problem is you've got to work with me, people, here. I'm talking to you. You brought it to us in the wrong format. We use what we think is the top of the video business now. We use three-quarter inch and you gave it to us on this DVD thing. So we can't show the audience a clip, but I can swear by it that we really stand behind this film because of what you've explained and that you picked Bob's preview to come on and talk about it first time. And we're really looking forward to putting our name up there as sponsors and, of course, you'd always plug us at any other shows you go to, I'm assuming. Oh, yeah. We appreciate it very much. We have people that we rely on to make this all possible. This just doesn't happen in thin air, Mike. Yeah. No, I understand. We've been working hard with Ragu. We've been working hard with Goya. Please, no, they're not on our show. They're not sponsors yet. So if you want to introduce us to them, that would be grand. Sure, absolutely. So, Charlie, I've got to say goodbye now because this has been too much fun for me. Bluntly speaking, you're an amazing man. Everyone, go look at the Pussycats in the water film that's set out in the west. This is something that's worth saying. Another time, we like the show. You're going to like it because you watch what we tell you to watch. That's Bob Spiegel. See you later.