 Oh, yeah, fumble fumble. Yes. That's what you should get you stupid fucking idiots dumb ass speed options and shit. Thank you, man What is up with these guys super bummer dude, please bleach your report But I want to look at stats and shit. I go to bleach your report on my phone magic support in ESPN brother crooks Who where who got shetted healthy score that bitch is shaking her hands and shit Big Mike who big Mike like dude my mind. I want to boost my fucking mind I suck dude like this is just I'm just the worst defensive player in the fucking world You can't find the worst defensive player to me. They really don't make them They literally don't make worse defensive players than me like what like I oh, yeah fumble fumble. Yes That's what you should get you stupid fucking idiots dumb ass speed options and shit. Thank you, man Stupid bubble gum ass bullshit exactly what should happen to these fucking morons look at them little giant ass offense, man Where's my nano-detection? Where's my nano-detection EA? Where is it? It doesn't work for fucking old people it though when you're over the age of fucking dirty You don't get nano-detected. Yeah, let dubbing do it. Oh scream I I can't get over this fuck. I can't get over it. I just can't get over the bullshit I cannot get over the bullshit. We got a streak and an in route perfect dot and what happens Like dog, I just got you can't make it up You can't make up this fucking game, dude. You can't make up the bullshit in this game, dude. Fuck man Fucking joke ass game, man Don't my run defenses this my run defense is fucking abysmal. It's fucking abysmal You can run anything and it's a pick too, right? It just it just goes right to a Palomalu, too We just have a beautiful fucking play We drew up there on 4th down and the ball goes right to fucking Palomalu because dickhead ass Gronk wants to just bump in Gronk wants to just bump in the goddamn Tyree kill. Oh My god, are you fucking kidding me? Like I guess so I guess so I literally guess so Come on Rick. I'm so I just thought he would I really just I just like I'm not even thinking about this game Dude, I'm so preoccupied right now. I got done like I just like the fact I gave that up It's just so fucking immature. That's just so immature Simply so immature that I just gave that up like absolutely immature that I gave that up, dude. Oh my god Yeah, I like the level of so bad. It's just you can't make it up. You literally can't make it up, dude Why would you catch it? Why would you catch that? You know? The disengage that happened right there is fucking criminal fucking seed. Come on, man Ramsay like this you gotta play a little more aggressive right there. There it is Dog like where is the third? Where is the deep blue? Where is everything I put on the field, dude? Just quick snap that fucking like dog like just absolute brain-dead ass offense And it works and it fucking works because I'm busy fucking doing too many adjustments in my cover three Just shits the fucking bed like I like This is all or nothing play literally all or fucking nothing Absolute shit. Oh my god. This shit. I'm giving up is so immature and bad like flat-out bad mad and bad It's not like no, it's just bad. It's not even about having defense. It's about being bad like that's just bad Wow, I just sold I had tried to take a piss in time really just sold my ass off right there No way. This is a real play man. Oh my god. You could have picked that for the boys Of course he kept why would he not catch that like why would he not catch that fucking bad? Why would he not catch that one? Why wouldn't he just high ball beautiful fucking God my life? What is my life today like my defense is so fucking bad? I don't know what I don't know. I can't stop shit. I can't stop Fucking anything point it to me. I can't stop it Single back tight flex bunch. I have no fucking defense dude. This is the worst I've been on defense in my life literally my life Literally my life No, I'm saying normally like I can't lie. It was a beer piss. So it took longer than I thought I like it literally it took longer than I thought that's my fault. It was a lot It was a lot of a lot of girth in there. That's my fault Earl I can't talk to people that don't even qualify for tournaments. I can't talk to people that don't even try I really can't those people don't know anything about Madden. They're fucking lost Like dog what in the fuck I get an acrobat dog. Oh My fucking god, I get an acrobat behind dude It just can't be made up right now. It just can't It just can't We get fucking acrobat. That dude has to get pressed. I'm done. I'm done letting that dude just go free Dude, I'm so fucking lost right now. I can't even call it fucking play gotta call timeout. I can't even call timeout. I'm just Just miserable bro. That's a terrible fucking timeout dude. I didn't hate doing that It was so close to the fucking goal line right now. These kids would just walk right in on me Why would I ever walk right in? There you go in gold. I mean, I couldn't go right to the middle right there I really couldn't because there was two people that were unblocked. I was gonna have to go head up I should just went head up and lowered my shoulder with in gold. That's what he does How about we play a little bit of defense here boys? What do you know? What do you say anybody want to play defense today? Does anybody want to try to play defense one time and not give up a fucking just crossing route touchdown That'd be nice, right? You know cuz he's goddamn, you know, just journey or some shit. I don't know what the glitch was is Pick artist Holy Christ, dude. If you're making that throw, you're just better than me. I'm sorry if you're making that throw You're literally just better to me Marty just fell on the fucking ground sack. Thank you. Come on. He literally fell on the fucking ground Let's go. I mean all fucking day. Who is rushing the quarterback? Come on, man This is not gonna end well Why would it end well? Why would that quarter just look to the left instead of stay in the fucking middle? Are you kidding me? If you Dion if you just stayed in your fucking spot, we'd be fucking money right there, dude We really would dude. I can't stop shit, bro. I can't stop a goddamn thing I can't I got a fourth in fucking 20 and Dion just bales on me and just like Just stay where the fuck you are, dude. Just I suck dude. I honestly suck Honestly, it's no other words than I'm literally fucking dog shit. I'm dog shit like my defense is just it's absolutely bad Bad not even fucking like I don't I am saying it's just bad I'm bad at like I'm bad at like easy mad and shit fourth and 20 play fucking zone But no, we try to blitz and just that that dude just gets fucking rail, dude. Oh my god Nice job. That's exactly what I needed in my fucking it Oh my god, he's playing good defense and I just kind of like fucking stopped. I don't know what he did that drive based on I'm covered three. I don't know stripping this shit, Mike. Oh, wow. Somebody on my teammate a fucking play This is just embarrassment This is just an in fucking embarrassment. I really didn't think he would do that shit again He got one touchdown on it and I'm like he's not he's gonna bluff me this time He just can't stay with him. I guard. He just can't he's just too fat dog like this is like I This is just I this is just criminal how bad I am on defense I'm better off running cover for putting the controller down, but then when I do that What a fucking what an absolute fucking crab-ass bitch ass Against every fucking rule in Madden to do this right here. You're so fucking shit Let's go bow. Way to be there bow snap Oh my god Well, we recovered to wow You know, he wasn't losing the game fucking ball bitch Let's go reek. Come on. This is where they fight Oh, you should just be able to on-site kick the whole game because that's fucking real That's that's fucking realistic just on-site kick the whole game. Dude. I can't believe how bad my defense is Fucking god, dude Fumble the ball man, but I just put one person on Walter Peyton, please Things are getting dicey There's no Too early stupid shit. You stupid fucking shit. Yeah, too early pause the game you want perfect time Let me sip my beer stupid shit Dog shit ass player you wait one second right there. You got the game You wait you wait not even one second a split second. You got the game right there You'll wait a split second, but you know this fuck That was a hard flat and be whoever my slot was was a hard flat, you know, it really was so, you know It was not a purple. I shaded down Earl. Please stop Go back to fucking 2k you bald dumb red-headed bitch. I really don't think you fucking blitzes Well, he might Good defense you have it. I'm I will always take that I will always take that you're not going down the field on me I don't give I don't give a shit how bad my defenses. I don't give a shit how bad my defenses Don't give a shit how bad my defenses It's time to break out my secret weapon. Is that I don't there's just no way you're running that on the corner There's just no way on a fucking quarter. He throws a corner out over there. He's just the best all the time Thank God you do that pass I mean, he's letting way too much time click off right here. It's terrible fucking game management from the kid Not what you want to see out of the kid here victory Like we are so back. Oh, we're so back who would have thought we're so back. We are so back right now We're so I don't know what we are. We don't look at what we are. We just search We are so back boys. We're hot. We're hot. Look at us. Here. We are Defense looks great. Honestly, I mean, you know