Syteria - "Santa's Harley"





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Published on Dec 3, 2015


The kids want to peep, too excited to sleep
listening for sleigh bells, hear drunks in the street
Mistletoe is hung, Christmas has begun
Gran found the sherry and wants to have fun

When suddenly outside it all springs to life
Santa got there early on his pimped up ride
he said: "I’m here on my bike,
the reindeer's are on strike
I’ve got this brand new engine
It’s been modified"

There were fairy lights on everybody's bikes
when Santa rocked up on his Harley
It was party time, Rudolph's left behind
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a very merry Christmas time

Dad cooked the dinner, a total beginner
everyone's waiting for the main event
Spuds could knock you out
force fed brussels sprouts
The gravy’s set there like cement
and granddad’s flatulent

News flash on TV: there’s been a tragedy
Santa’s been drunk driving, he’s in custody
He said: "I’d had one too many
I had to spend a penny,
next thing I’m being arrested
for house burglary"

Santa had collided, the Harley’s been up sided
No one gets their presents in the USA
The reindeers ever ready, dependable and steady
No one knows what Rudolph’s on the speed of light
The sleigh is gone
He's the one who'll come along
and rescue Christmas day


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