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I know you can't have forgotten my face Do not pretend otherwise Eaman was the name of the courtier you murdered in Suruga that man was my father You don't mean you're that girl from before I'm not that girl anymore. I am a vagrant on a quest for vengeance Do you know how many times I've awoken in the night having dreamt of drawing this dagger? Today finally my blade will have its do quiet men hell your way with her You actually believe I would ever let myself be cut down by a mere woman I will teach you your place for I am none other than the fearsome Gingy the slasher the legendary terror of Where's ours you fool of a man Gingy the slasher is none other than I did you see that? Masumi did you finish cutting that confetti? No Not yet, then what are you sitting around for we leave for Osaka in the morning? Look at you. You got the audience to its feet and suddenly you think you're a star This kind of money is nothing so don't let it go to your head. I'm grateful little brat Don't you look at me like that? I can't believe this is how you treat your mother I had to make the next cut even deeper and this time not even your makeup will hide it Yoko Stop it Don't you dare try to order me around Toshio who do you think keeps this whole damn show running? Shall we go to Moto Machi tonight? Hmm. Are you sure? Who cares about all this? Are you okay? Don't worry about the confetti. Let me give you a hand. I Should have time to finish it in the truck tomorrow. I may never be an award-winning actor But I've always been a masterful confetti cutter every actor needs a backup plan What do you say we hit the town tonight see the sights of Yokohama just the two of us come on Okay So Masumi did you say goodbye to all your friends in Yokohama? I don't have any friends What's the point if you switch schools every month? Come on. Don't be like that You know when I was your age my parents wouldn't even let me go to school. Hey Why don't we treat ourselves today? I know how about pecking duck the king of Chinese food? The duck is dried in the sun then roasted and the skin comes out so crispy and delicious. You'll love it If it's the king of Chinese food, it must be expensive Haha, don't you worry about that indulging ourselves for one night won't break the bank Whoa, Masumi, you're gonna get full if you keep eating those, you know Remember these appetizers are just the bit players the main course has yet to take the stage Yeah, I know I'm going to the bathroom before the star gets here Dead dead the last day of the 20th century all I can think about is what I want for lunch Agey I Send each you out to do collections your years eat If there's money on the streets and there's work to be done Yakuza don't get holidays in Kamurocho. Let's a bitch And get caught get fucked you come stain Parts are finally playing the game after all those cutscenes I'm gonna fix the twitch issue. It says I'm playing smash. That's a mistake I'm gonna try to make a same same playing yakuza I don't want people thinking I'm playing smash. Oh, come on So here's Ichi, let me know if you guys can hear me. Oh Looks like I shook him off. Oh shit This ends from above VHS tapes Pal, I know you're not an idiot Why did you think you'd get away with Hawking this? There's nothing illegal about selling animal fuck What the heck it's educational Well, I believe you the problem is you were calling it uncensored porn and selling it to dumb horny kids Remember all the good times we had in school and let's be real It's not like this is hurting the yakuza's bottom line. Actually, it is big time kids these days are entitled man The Arkawa family about porn scammers on our turf You can't have that kind of shit staining our good name. So come on Cough up the cash you squeeze out of them. Are we giving money? Fighting back. Did you forget who you're dealing with? Of course not Just some Yakuza street trash who's got to learn when to quit All right, it's time to fight You're less All right, we're gonna beat this guy's ass, you know, so we'll see choosing commands. Okay. I don't care All right, so this is a turn-based RPG and I'm playing his Ichi. Look at that He's level two Ushio And I can only attack right now. There's no other option. So let's just attack So I don't care. Okay. Okay. I attack while he's on the floor. Oh, he's bleeding profusely Okay, using items. Okay. I got this I don't really need it. I have enough health as it is. I guess the tutorial is forcing you to eat it So you can eat one of those salmon things right in the middle. Okay, defend. So you press beat a guard. You hold it All right, I'm gonna beat his ass Okay, while he's on the ground you take him for extra damage. Nice Level up. Okay. That's cool Ichiban Kasega the Arkawa family a Tojo clan subsidiary Each one under key You okay, that's me to you. Yes. Umora check this out, man That guy was pretty fucking loaded He was always coming up with crazy business schemes back in the day Well, some of them must have worked the cash you got there might hit our quota today all by itself What are you talking about? We're gonna give this all back to those kids After all the work we did to get it man is a nice guy. Yeah, dude Hold up you want me to track down every single kid this guy shafted for real. Yes for real. What part of this is hard to understand Yeah, look at this real quick How bad is it this brass knuckles? Yeah, you've got a good-sized lump there, dude No, you idiot. I mean my hair his hair. I just got it done It was looking real fresh too. I can't believe this shit stupid. Oh, shoot. Let me see if I can fix it She's good money for this shit. It's choked They took a bunch of hits to the face You're always getting pummeled there. I think you like it You calling me a masochist Hell yeah, you always learn get some punches in even when you could wipe the floor with them I know how you fight hard when you want to Yes, I do let him do that. He's named our dragon quest soon Pretty masochist if you ask me He's gonna say the word Unless you're trained to become a pro wrestler or something Okay, fine. I guess I can see how it comes across that way That ain't it. I'm just doing you know, what a hero would do Hero hero, sure. I pretend I'm a hero when I fight. So I When it's time to throw down my brain just starts thinking in dragon quest her. He said it Again with the dragon quest What's so great about it? Everything it's a my gosh. He actually said dragon quest. He actually said it You do know you're a freaking yakuza, right? He said it. Oh my goodness. It's a lucky hit and it's all over How many times has captain Sawashiro told you that? A killer guy over something as stupid as collections. That's when it's all over Look, I like this life with our kawa-san the captain and even your dumbass. I'm not gonna do anything to ruin that Truth is I never want to be at rock bottom again again So rock bottom was when you were cooped up in that sopland office playing non-stop dragon quest Wouldn't be the man I am today without A cool guy Full of the bravery those games showed me and what they didn't are the kawa-san did That's where you get all this hero crap, huh? Maybe I should give this game a shit a chance To it man, but first let's give that money back to the kids who got scammed Oh Right All right, so you just said the word dragon quest all my years. I can't believe you just said that Well, can't believe you decided to give those kids some refunds Thanks hit me up at the sig shop when you're done sure Yeah, I knew this would be worth playing in english just to hear that What's so great about dragon quest? Everything old man takio. How the heck are you good good? Hey, did you know mama michio was looking for you? Too, wanted you to swing by What she need with me? No clue. I'm just the messenger What she got herself into now All right, it's time to run around the city now The first time duty calls. All right, we're playing as ichi now Uh, let's see how you how he plays He's a lot easier to control and kill you actually it's interesting He has like more fluid controls Just bump into some guys. All right All right, let's see what's in what's on the the world map Let's see There's drugs This is kamara outro wearing actually this is the the same city the kid used from Which means Millennium tower street. Is that the Millennium tower? I didn't know the game started off in kamara outro. I thought it was in a different town All right, that's interesting. So let's go to tank ichi street. That's got it. Oh, there it is All right, let's let's head over to kitty was old hideout So that's got to be around here. I can't believe he said dragon quest. He actually said it And there enough of that and looks like he doesn't get tired very quickly like here. He does He can just keep running All right, let's let's keep moving. He's level two right now So there's a either there's leveling. I have 143 health. That's so cool I always thought every game can become better if you just make it to an rpg. Oh cool Community store Oh, she speaks japanese. They didn't they didn't love her. So everyone speaks english except for the uh the store employees Uh, I think i'm good for now Always shop popo. Hello old lady girl Push her into a wall Or asking an old lady Okay, okay, let's do else. I can harass Oh, this guy's wearing a mask. He's that he's ahead of where where'd he go? He's he's ahead of the game. He's being very cautious Oh, you can knock stuff off the shelves Okay, i'm gonna knock everything off the shelf Okay, let's see I wonder how you can destroy all the stuff on the shelves. All right, we'll let's run with that later So this is kamurocho and in kamurocho This is typically where kitty's office is. This is where the dojima office is I think that's that's this is where it is, right? Um, the Serena bar is Is this it? There's like a back alley to get to the serena bar Which I think is closed down at this point or something Uh, here we go This looks promising Ah, here we go. Here we go It's got these stairs It's a very key location in the yakuza franchise Brain gets old dragon questy when it's time to throw down. Yeah, it does My brain gets very dragon questy when it's time to throw down the world is stops All right, so here I am on top of the roof. Wow, you can go on top of the roof Cool, and you can see everything from down below in it And the draw distance is pretty good too. You can see all the people Keep in mind we're playing this on pc right now Okay, so you can go to the roof cool There's a motorcycle back here and there's some drinks Let's see what they got. They got kuro they got uh Ikki they got black they got a cc Can't get any of that though because it doesn't work And you can knock that over Because that means this is serena. Here we go I can't go in I can't go into serena. Damn That sucks. I could probably I would have medicated you in there All right, maybe we should just go to where we need to go Actually, uh, what else is in kama? I have a feeling we won't be able to come back here after a while. Oh club sega Let's check this out. How about play the other dragon engine games. I played kewami I put zero kewami and kewami One and kewami two. I played kewami two. It's pretty good. I like that one a lot I like the combat kicking people all down the floor. I can't go in club sega Can I the doors are here actually? This is a real place in japan where you can go play arcade games And this is exactly how it looks like in kewami two. Let's see what games they got They got racing That's a racing game. We'll check it. We'll check that out in a second There's Crane games. Oh, there's some toys we can get Let's see I'm gonna get that uh the chicken Get the chicken All right. All right, which one do we want? We want the uh, won't the red hat? Who's that? Come on, come on, come on Okay, come on Get the chicken Let's get him Oh, oh no, wait. Come on. Ah All right, this will be closer this time Yeah, I'll go there in real life when I go to japan. All right We're gonna try one more time to get to get the chicken. Come on. Come on. Let's get it I'm not gonna be able to get him I'm not All right, we'll try getting the pink one We got it We got the pink. We got the pink one Yes, I got I got the pink chicken with a green hat. Okay Bun-chan The java sparrow. Okay Uh All right, what else should we get? Would she give it to them? Would you get the kitty or the monkey? Let's get the kitty Okay, the uh orange one we'll get All right. Come on. Come on. Come on Let's see how if I can get this one now This looks hard damn Okay, it'll be easier. It'll be easier next next time Okay All right, we're gonna try this one more time I feel like this is too far far forward No, yep, I completely missed that one Oh, I knocked that one over. All right, we're gonna try to get to get the tiger again All right, one more try on the tiger I think I'll put it too far forward Okay, um, I'm not gonna leave until I get this cat. Okay How much money do I have? I'm not leaving until I get that damn cat. I used all my money I have no more money Okay, I think I think it's glitched out now Okay, all right one one more time All right, this is the last chance we have We get the cat last chance This is rigged. This is rigged. Okay. This is bullshit. I don't care anymore. I'm leaving I'm leaving This is not not worth it. Okay, I have no money left. Yeah, I use I use all my money I had Cool Hey, let's do again. Give me your money Why can't I'm not gonna push this guy around? Oh wait, can I play any more arcade games or am I completely out of money? 100 yen. I don't have any money at all What's upstairs or I can't go upstairs. All right, let's go downstairs That was bullshit. At least I got the chicken. What can I do with the chicken then? Can I do anything with it or or whatever? I can't go this way. Okay. What else is there doing common ultra before I believe? uh sushi drugs, um I guess we'll just go to our mission now All right, just gonna go this way bumping these dudes like a jerk bumping these ladies like a jerk. You can't dodge me old lady Okay, these ladies look have like gray hair like an old lady, but they're they look pretty old actually That's gonna say they look kind of young Why is she wearing like a bow tie this early? I'm able to read Look at this guy What are you? Why is he got his arm stretched out like that? What the heck? That's not a real person is it's a that's a statue. It's a statue Hello there I'm here to sit down. I what I can't come in where the heck do I This is not very There's there's no way to even walk into this place All right, I'm trying to get my make my way over to that Champion district the champion district is like the shady place where all the Drug dealers and the criminals hang out I can't go that way How am I supposed to get money if I don't have Any dudes to fight. Oh, maybe I can cut through this alleyway. I can't walk there Okay, cool. All right. We can walk this way. Maybe I think that would be a good idea All right, here's the the shady alleyway And our mission is to go this way Enter earth angel And why not go check it out Is my nearing no contacts actually uh, I have a feeling he might be wait, is my nearing here Is he watching? Thank you. Is that a dude? Okay I don't have any money. Thank you. All right. I'm leaving I do not run the freaking no context. I'm not that much of a narcissist that I run my own no context freaking account on twitter Okay, that's not me. Okay Syntax error I almost forgot this game is in english because they don't english every every single character Way, please don't tell me you were just looking for a drinking buddy. What you were the only guy I knew who wouldn't have anywhere else to be on you serious. I'm out here busting my ass making collections Oh, well, look at you. So big and important At least I'm not drunk. I've been drinking since before you were a twinkle in your dad's Fall down Oh Wasn't paying attention. Uh, should I help her out or should I scold sternly everyone? What should I do? Should I help her out? What what chat tell me what should I do? All right. I guess I'm gonna scold sternly Because nobody's answering Is there an option to play in japanese audio? I probably there is and I probably will change to that eventually I just want to hear him say dragon quest I'm being mean Oh, he helps her out. Anyway Oh, he's a nice guy, isn't he? You want to end up dead his passion level went up I'm sorry. I I do appreciate it You said I respect women. Yes, I do respect women I'm just giving her the scolding she needs. So let's see. There's personality traits. This is a little bit like persona There's passion confidence charisma kindness intellect and style These are all different things you can increase in the game Guys gotta eat Why'd you do me like that? Meet you was just drunk off her ass. You're surprised. I haven't seen her sober in 20 years Her in this town are just I can just skip okay You guys are answering the stream delay I see I don't know why there's stream delay. There shouldn't be it. There shouldn't be any well. We'll work on it next time There shouldn't be too much delay, but it's a pretty intensive game. So I can see why This game is on ps5 and xbox one xbox series x where that is that tells you how how powerful this game is compared to previous ones all right, we're uh Knocking stuff over and knocking that over And knocking that over Hope to that lady. Oh, here we go. Perfect timing. We've got a huge problem. What's wrong? The toilet's all clogged up and we can't find a toilet anywhere The a plunger. Yeah The thing you use when there's shit stuck in the pipes when there's shit stuck in the pipes Where yakuza not your handyman Well, excuse me. I suppose it wasn't me who cleaned you up every time you shit yourself I was a baby Huh, you had accidents until fifth grade one time Wait, this guy was like his this guy raised him Get a damn plunger All right, so ichi's like everyone in town knows ichi and their old friends with them and stuff Like the old lady and the guy you said that ichi's to shit himself when he was in fifth grade What tax a new year's eve tax, huh? It's time to do some hero work Yo Yo punks I'm just cruising by new years. Uh, let's see busy on the holidays. You want to mess with our business I don't care. I'm just gonna beat your ass now Menacing men All right, so there's one guy who has a knife. We gotta go after him All right, so we have different skills of tenacious fist That's all we have We'll go after the hooligan. Damn. I just beat hooligan toyama So a perfect guard if you press b right in time, you can get a perfect guard I see Got him. Oh see got him So that was I pressed guard right in time. I wonder how many people are watching right now I go to the most and we're still playing in english, of course It's not a night. Well, it's broad daylight and he's acting like it's middle of night. That's it's so weird how they're saying that Isn't it? He's like, it's it's really late tonight Okay, we're gonna go get the damn toilet plunger now So at the beginning of the game your yakuza got trying to get toilet plungers for people There we go Get that toilet plunger Toilet plunger. He has to toilet plunger Yeah If you have one could you run into Shangri-La? Just buy one for them. They raised you for crying out loud A man your age should be sending money to his family anywhere You think I can afford that? I'm barely scraping by as is I spent all my money on a cat plush And join a family with some real push kid Sure, you'd be there gopher for a while, but that'd still be better than how you're living now, right? You're an idiot. I swore an oath to our kawa son, and I never abandoned him Aren't you an obedient little dog? Hey, I heard something real cute about you Your baby sitting teeth and henny Hey, look the young master's the same age as me. He's not a kid Young master. What is this the 18th century? Besides, I'm not babysitting him. I'm his caretaker. He's been in a wheelchair since he was a toddler, you know Oh, so he needs a big strong yakuza at his side every time he wants a fresh air Arakawa is going soft in his old age surprise surprise Hey, try saying one more word about Arakawa and see what happens Hey, Aniki I keep you calm Aniki even though it's in English. That means bro I like that guy's hairstyle. Yep. Never seen kids happier to see a yakuza before it all worked out See they ain't so bad Dude, there's no reason to be happy about it. If we don't score big on our next job The captain's going to kill us. I know that What is our next job anyway? It's a shakedown Our mark borrowed 500k from a loan shark and hasn't paid back a single yen And apparently he's immune to yakuza threats We thought we'd give it a shot. So we bought the loan Well, let's go man. The dignity of the Arakawa family is riding on us I hope that's not true By the way, captain Sawashiro said to pull out all the stops to get this money back So we might have to rough him up. All right. So where is this clown now? I hear he hangs out around public park three a lot. I'll go on ahead and scope it out. Meet me over there. Okay. All right I'm playing yakuza seven yakuza like a dragon is what I'm playing right now the new game. It is released today Today's release date So it just came out today and we're playing it. I don't usually buy games day one But I'm buying this one day one because I like the series a lot I want to support this game. Oh, Aniki Aniki Is our guy here sure is look over there That's the guy That's hiratsuka That dude, do you know him? Forget it. Let's go hiratsuka son Enjoying a little break. Damn the uh, the connection might be slowing down a little bit Your ass still owes a ton of money. Oh, you think we won't beat you to a pulp That other family went easy on you, but we won't the Arakawa family doesn't fuck around If you don't want to get hurt get out your wallet. Oh, this big guy That's a huge guy. That's like seven feet tall. Can't pay back what I can't pay back. That's all there is to it I see you're still just coasting on your size. Oh great hiratsuka. How'd you know that nickname? Who the hell are you? Oh, don't you remember pal? We used to wrestle when we were kids You thought it was so cool to power bomb other kids As long as you were the only one big enough to do it Oh, I remember your soapy itchy And if this guy's your pal That must mean You ended up in the yakuza Shocker And I heard you joined the jsdf only to flunk out and come crawling back here Life's a bitch, huh? Yeah, it is. So deal with it somewhere else No, can do pal. We got to deal with it right here because we're yakuza See yakuza orders are mandatory and my orders are to get your wallet So hand it over I told you I don't have any money Come on great son. Let's make this easy. All I need is your wallet I don't want to get rough with you. You understand, right? Huh you saying that even a grown-ass man is scared of my power bombs I'm saying I don't want to see the strongest guy in middle school tap out Be ashamed if that was your peak Huh sounds like soapy itchy needs to taste the dirt again You want it so bad? Try and take it Here we go. Tag match on the key not this time. You be the referee. I want him all to myself Huh Quit jabbering and let's do this. Come on Never gonna muscle. How do you have to fight him? He has a big All right. He has a big sledgehammer A wooden sledgehammer. All right. We've got items skills. All right. Let's just use tenacious fist start off Oh, okay. That took away half of his life. This is too easy He's stunned That means Okay, only one more hit and he's done He's still stunned. I thought this was gonna be harder. Okay. He's done. I like how he has a victory screen just like a dragon quest Level up. So he's a leader I got 800 yen from that. That's cool Maybe you put the crap out of that guy You're still pretty strong Not strong enough Say goodbye to your wallet Please beat me up if that's what your boss wants, but don't take my money A lot of money Well, looky here. He did have the cash this fucking low life and no intention of paying it back Hey, wait, what are you doing? Adiki. What? Just getting all the junk out of his wallet first, man Aw, he's so nice looks more like money to me All right, great son. Like I said, I only wanted your wallet. Huh? Why is he so wholesome? Oh Okay, okay. Let's go. Me too Hey, Adiki. Look at that That's a very wholesome ending. Why did you take the money? Hiratsuka won't screw us. He'll pay it off. We just give him time How you figure that? You think he's out here working his ass off doing construction on New Year's Eve just for fun? Didn't you notice what he was smoking? It was just a nub, man He obviously just picked it up off the ground Why did he do that if he had so much cash? Because it's New Year's He probably wanted to buy his mom a nice meal so he got some cash out of the bank, you know That doesn't mean it's okay to be late on his payments Look, you know that old candy shop just past Shoah Street? Uh, yeah, it closed last year, right? What about it? Hiratsuka's mom ran that shop Really? She closed it because she got sick real sick I went to see her in the hospital and she was thin as a rail But even so she was happy because her son was back in Kamaracho taking care of her So that money here at Tsukabaro it was it was all for our hospital bills Oh But dude if we go back empty handed captain sell his heroes gonna kill us We're not going back empty handed We were asked to snatch the dude's wallet and look that's exactly what we snatched That's a good little bowl. No, that's not what the captain meant Speak of the devil For real? Hello, this is Ichiban. Hold you to pick up within two rings Sorry captain. Don't tell me you're still out there doing collections. Just finish up the last one, sir I'm about to head back to the office That'd be great except right now. You should be with the young master. Oh, yeah Sorry, I'll be there as fast as I can young master. We're good as bad He's still less the way for you. Why are you always slow as shit? I'm sorry, sir Just move your ass and don't take him anywhere dumb or dangerous If anything happens to him under your watch, I'd have to kill you a thousand times. Yes. I know that sir So you got to go play chaperone to the young master Yeah, dammit. I can't believe I forgot Me too. Take this back to the office for me. Oh, no, I'm not gonna be the one to hand this into the captain You just let me know when the young master lets you off your leash. I'll kill time. Okay The young master must be the boss's son. That's probably what the deal is All right, so let's meet this young master Hey He's knocked into that old guy bicycle I can knock that over Have more bikes to knock over All right, we'll wait. There's another arcade around here. Pub sega. There's another one Let's go waste the money that we just got Coming through All right. That's gonna be two games here fantasy zone uh space harrier Space harrier good game. I can't remember Uh fantasy zone space here are kind of the same thing right virtual fighter two Virtual fighter five Wait, this is That's two and this is five. Isn't that like a recent game from the ps3? It's only 100 yen of play. All right, we'll do it presented by sega Wait, this this is not a ps3 game in a ps5 four game This is the full thing This pie chan. Oh, I have a limited amount of time to choose a character uh Let's see what the graphics look like What the heck this is like a real fighting game damn Wait, what are the controls? This is how you do, um proper fighting game techniques. This is like the Pro the pro skills That that's how I want evo the tournament. Actually you guys know excellent. Okay, so that was pretty easy This whole game is in the game. Yeah, that's cool Sumo ring. All right, let's see what we're fighting next. We're fighting a sumo guy now This is the entire arcade game Crammed into this game. I want to fight with that sumo guy. That was good knocked him out off the stage Oh, we did good at that. All right. That was not not bad I'll tell Joel said hi Now we're fighting the ninja guy now. All right, this will be the last fight and then we'll get back to the game First time I've heard a virtual fighter general at five. Oh, yeah, Akira wasn't there at five And then we'll have a ninja just like a virtual fighter. Oh, he's Damn, he's top This is how you you do it though. This is the the master technique Who got him? That's that's the technique that you use. All right, that's enough playing yakuza. Let's go. All right I'm not yakuza a virtual fighter I could just play this over and over again. All right, so Yeah, yakuza has actual arcade games in the game. I could play virtual fighter 2 I could play fantasy zone Uh, let's see. Look at his posters. There's Amazon plus Uh beauty and the beast wonderland wars. What is that anime? I don't know what that is That's interesting. All right. I'm out of here. Wait, who's this? Just loitering There's literally just people standing right in front of the elevator. Just doing nothing All right. I'm out of here Game Center, Atlanta center. Is that a game store? Dude, I want to go there Oh, I'm going to hop in the uh the car and go go to tojo headquarters I'm going to young young master's apartment, of course We were Hayabusa Hey miss Where's the young mess? I mean, have you seen masado arakawa? I'm very sorry, but I haven't seen him today, sir Dammit Wait, is that him? He's a wheelchair bound Ari, I'm late young master something came up while I was doing collections Anything else you want to announce? Oh, shit. He's being very loud Everyone heard him. Did you forget what day it is? No, of course not. It's Umino Sans birthday, right? You didn't come without a gift, did you? No, I brought something it's just I didn't have much so it's not the greatest Whatever As long as you didn't tell dad about this you didn't did you? Of course not If he asked where we went just tell him we went shopping. Yes, sir. He old fool He still treats me like a child He's just worried about you. You mean a lot to him Don't talk like you know me Sorry Are we going to a birthday party? Going to a birthday party Give me lots of fun Clubs ever Hey you master I'm fine We're almost there Wait duck in here for a sec. Huh? Um Okay, what is that? The latest and greatest effedron injector effer It's a specialized performance enhancer It stimulates the sympathetic nervous system. So Even someone with my condition will be able to stand and walk just like anybody else The effect will be immediate But it won't last more than a few hours. But how How did you get something like that? Today is my woman's birthday That sounds crazy though. Don't you think it's kind of risky? No It just hasn't been approved for use in japan. That's all Injected here none of this sounds good to me young master. We don't really know what else am I due to you? You're a fucking wuss young master young master You can walk young master. Damn. So he's got the special drug that makes him stronger Welcome We're at the birthday party now Hey, where's human osan? Um, we'll call her as soon as we can Soon as you can you better mean now Well, you see she just sat down with another customer. She's been very busy today because it's her birthday Hey, she's a host. She's a one of those uh hostess girls That's his girlfriend. I just need a minute with him to explain our situation. Don't worry. I'll be nice Hey He's teleporting Hey, give me sounds at the table over great. I gotta go find her now No, who's the masato son uh civilian? Yo, he's the boss's son though, right? This guy's been he's been Difficult, all right Just when you go find his girlfriend who's a puff puff girl Oh, hey, what's up? Is that her? Sorry, it's so busy today Nothing to be sorry about I got her on the first try If you didn't have customers on your birthday, I'd have to assume everyone else here was blind Now should I put this I'm the young lady's escort for tonight Each on what are you doing? I believe this club is first come first served now need to make things complicated Let's just say we came first and leave it at that You understand He's not taking that We're gonna fight him. What the hell is this? I'd ask you the same. You're the one being unreasonable What? I have reasons so shut up This is ludicrous Ludo what you some normal words You said you'd be civil you're causing a scene moron Sorry Please excuse my companion here He's usually better behaved I find that hard to believe This place doesn't really do the first come first serve thing You see in this industry They can't treat every customer equally The guys who spend big get better service. It's applying to man. That's all That's so Besides That's my girl I see I knew you'd understand Since I've disturbed you would you let me buy you a drink? Pick anything you'd like and don't worry about the price No, thank you. I don't need a drink At the drinking time Well, then you'll be needing this to try your luck with another Oh, just give the stack Oh, this guy's not taking it Like I want this girl. I couldn't accept that Please I insist Why insult me by refusing? No, thank you My position requires me to exercise some level of discretion when accepting gifts What's his position? Why do you get off acting so high and mighty? You've got guts I'll give you that. What's your name? I suppose you won't stop bothering me until I show you Oh, he's a cop Unfortunately, I also have to be discreet about who receives my business card. He's a cop Wow, are you even allowed out this late? Not a place like this? No law against it Why don't you take the lovely lady back to your seat already? He's being reasonable at least Such a valley girl with a head wrong person. He's right. You two should thank the man who bought them. We're very grateful Whatever it's fine I mean it is the most expensive bottle in the house Only natural they forget themselves a bit. How often do they get drinks like that after all Young master. I'm sorry about all that earlier That guy thinks he's too good to accept my generosity not like he can afford to as a cop Does he come here often? No, this was his first time Investigating what did he get you for your birthday? Oh, stop just the fact that he's here is enough for me really a boyfriend like massages son AT show yours first. Oh, you're trying to hook AT up. Sure. I'm not really used to this kind of thing though. So Just do it Sorry, I know it's not much That's the present a lot of trouble figuring out what to get you And you're the young master's woman. I mean his girlfriend. So That's even harder But this was the most expensive one they had promise I shut up. It's like Girl so annoying The name ichiban means the best But I guess there's no accounting for taste We used to start calling him ichi bad What are you gonna do Here Oh, let's see what he got her Look at her watch mid diamonds It's real That's my girl I knew you'd appreciate it's worth How much was it About the price of a condom A high-end one. Not just some dump, of course You I don't know how I could ever repay you Don't worry about it I guess my next gift will have to be an actual condominium For us You've been a son Navi at the front for a moment. Hi taking her away Really can't you read a room kid? Ichi won't start another fight. It's the lady's birthday. Let her go. She's just a high demand Excuse me. I'll be right back It's okay Take your time. You have a captive audience for all your bullshit stories But I don't want to just talk Let's do something more intimate Well We'd have to ask you. No, she'd kill us for sure But I'd still enjoy being your girl while I could Talk so he's gonna like mess around with them. He just said I had one too many Some wingman I am Horno Chisholm wait, please wait I'm going home I don't even want to breathe the same air as that punk. Who the hell is he? Masato-san He's Well, he's the son of a yakuza. How do you stand the man? Well, of course to you. He's not a man. He's a big walking wallet Stop this is serious. It's starting to freak me out how much he spends in drinks Just now he gave me something soup. She doesn't like him and said next time. It'll be a condo She's creeped out by him. You could turn around and sell his trinkets the next day And if he found out what do you think he does that sucks? It's not gonna be good Are you talking about violence? At the first hint of that I'll throw the bastard behind bars Yes, I know you would and you're right. I should sell it tomorrow I didn't think there were still idiots walking around believing money can buy them love All that matters is you're not one of them. I'll get back out there and squeeze him dry Okay, see you later. Thank you. He's gotta go tell him He wants the first money That sucks young master. He was there. How long have you been there? young master Did you finish your business? I'm heading back Use this to pay the bill if there's anything left might as well use it to wipe your ass Does he know? All right, well Let's see what happens next Yep Let's meet up at theater square and walk to the office Sounds good. No, he's depressed So I wonder if the the young master found out that his girlfriend just wanted him for his money Now I want to check something real quick Let's see what we can do with the graphics settings because I have a feeling this game doesn't really have a lot of uh anti-aliasing Doesn't seem like it Anti-aliasing is off. Why is it off? I wonder what this does if it if uh I turn it on That looks a little better, right? Because I notice that there was like no anti-aliasing before I think this looks a little bit better If anything slows down, let me know and I'll set it back to no anti-aliasing because it will run quicker if it's less All right, so oh it's nighttime in Kamurocho. So Let's see what we can do There's theater square and there's the club sega and there's what's marohan. Oh wait, can we do karaoke yet? Can I do that? I don't know what marohan is. I don't know what uh All right, I'll take a I'll take a left It's so cool. You can like run around in a little city little um little areas Uh, I took the wrong turn Well being the least so far there haven't there haven't been a lot of bad guys to fight Oh, there are some bad guys to fight Here let's go fight some guys a menacing man Okay, that was a little bit too easy That was really quick Hey, there's some more Hey you I'm talking to you Oh, this one's not a knife. He's in the easy aqua stuff. That was really easy. All right, um So yeah, there's a lot of yakuza punks around here Wait, wait, let's see. Let's see. Let's see the anti-aliasing looks Look at his face Hey, that looks a lot better. I think Than before Okay 777 Slot machine Oh, you can play the slot machines All right, let's give it a try. Oh, it's not a slot. Yeah. Yeah, let's Let's see I need to download download bonus. This is DLC from steam. I need to get That's stupid. You have to download it I didn't either download it Oh look in the bottom right corner. You could see a little dragon quest sprite. I didn't even notice that Okay There's another model we'll check that out too. I kind of want to check this place out before we go do missions On level three right now, we could probably up that level if I go fight some baddies That's another slot machine places in that screw that. I don't have any uh, I don't have any money for slots Let's see. I wonder what Arcade games they got up there. That's club sega. Let's go take a look at club sega and then we'll go talk to that dude old nemesis This is the time our time All right, let's go Damn it. We were close Not really Come on come on No Okay, wait, wait, that's that's a little bit closer this time. I think All right, one more try get the tiger Come on This is stupid. This is stupid This is dumb This is this is so dumb. I can't believe I waste the money on it I can't believe I wasted it. Look at that. Look at this guy He just in the corner like staring at everyone like like standing by the guard He's standing by the ash tray and he just like looking at everyone and there's nobody else here loser all right This looks fun Super hang on We'll play one round of this It's not working That's weird. It wasn't even working All right, forget the forget the arcade games. We'll play the arcade games later We gotta get the monkey from from sonic cart All right, let's get the monkey try to get the monkey Let's try to get the monkey then we'll leave If we can't get the monkey All right, um, I'm gonna get the baby monkey or All right, insert money Actually, this looks pretty easy Oh, we can look at it from the side this time means Uh, it's a little off Damn, okay, we're getting close though. All right, this should be good. All right, one more try It seems like not shaped to be picked up. All right, we're done. Let's get out of here Actually with the white kitty right Maybe I can get the white kitty Oh, I ran out of money. I'm all out of money again I I waste all my money on more crane machines. Nice. All right, that's enough of that shit. Okay, uh Yep Now let's go back to the office I tried to get it. I couldn't get it. I ran out of money. Okay Aniki took care of him today He won't ever pull that shit again without going through us first Okay, and how much did you get from him? Uh About that I gave the money back to the high schoolers who bought the videos It was the fair thing to do and the kids were grateful to our family I see And that debt we bought Oh, yeah, went off without a hitch. Here's the guy's wallet. Let's see how this goes, sir There's nothing in the wallet Oh, what? All the money's there including interest. You pay the guy's debt off. Is that what you thought I would say? Oh, what? This bill strap is from the young master's bank Ichi What's the real story? He knew there is no real story The young master gave that to me. I swear Gave it to you Or did you beg him for it to make quota begging for scraps won't fix your incompetence He should have taken the bill full back I have too much pride to pull something like that When you can't earn for the family You don't even know pain Not for a yakuza anyway A yakuza takes real responsibility Hey Oh no his finger He's gonna make him chop his finger off What's wrong? You don't know how real yakuza atone? Fine, I'll show you It'll slip right between the joints for a clean cut If you're lucky Good to see you boss Welcome back boss right at the right moment Ichi Walk with me. Oh, you just saved him. You just saved his ass Uh, yes, sir You saved my ass back there Can't you at least try to get along with joe? I don't know. He hates my guts just because well, I'm not much of an earner Try putting yourself in his shoes He's doing his duty as a family treasure. Sure. I know that but It's like we just have different visions of what a yakuza should be, you know To me it's more about duty and standing up for people not money And it's okay to see things differently. That's the strength of the arakawa party Sorry party It's not so different than those. That's dorshtakai, isn't it? Everyone has a certain skill they bring to the table. Some people are like you Charging in head first without a thought Others cover your ass like mitsu and some are better at cracking the whip That's joe All of these people keep the organization running Yeah, and you're the king of them all the king To me all of you are more like sons than subjects Speaking of You looked after masato today, right? Yes, sir Sorry to keep asking you to help me with something so personal. How was it? Fine That's good to hear These days. He doesn't even answer my calls. I may be king of the arakawa family But to my other family, it's nothing but a title Well, ichiban, why don't we go get our last meal of the 20th century? Yeah, sure So this is 1999 is that what the deal is this is uh new year's eve 1999 That's when this this game takes place The prologue is a lot longer as I was gonna be Did you see that? Because nobody cares about pda on new years. That reminds me You find yourself a girl yet? No, sir. I'm like a reverse chick magnet Huh, don't be so quick to throw in the towel Easy for you to say he probably had girls all over you at my age. What? I won't abide such slander You use the past tense Going silver has only made me a bigger hit with the ladies Of course of all the women over the years There was only one Just one I might have started a family with yeah, yes Masato's mother. Oh I've never told you the details. Have I No, sir. I uh, I do know that she passed away. Yes Let me start on new year's eve 24 years ago I was just a grunt in the hikawa family But the patriarch asked me if I'd marry his daughter She was the young master's mother. Just listen I love someone else Her name was akane What did I was naive I thought if I ignored my boss's daughter, she'd get annoyed and dumped me The whole time I was dating akane in secret on the side I remember the moment she told me She was pregnant. Oh man. I knew right then what I needed to do I had to step up as a man problem was I couldn't find the right moment to tell the boss about akane and our child By the time I worked up the courage to tell him Akane was almost doomed So I got down on my hands and knees And told the boss I already had a girl He didn't let you off easy. I take it. Oh He had his guys beat the shit out of me I entered the new year barely able to move If only it could have been over and done with them The boss gave an order to the family An order to kill akane What Yes, I couldn't believe it myself But he was serious even though we were a small family We were very good at making people disappear And when we killed The body was never found. That's what was waiting for akane and me For bringing shame to the patriarch To this day, I have no idea how I got out alive When I learned what was happening I've led I don't think they expected that after how badly they beat me At the same time Akane was at the hospital having the baby I called her and told her to leave as soon as possible I knew yakuza were already on their way to the hospital So I made a plan I told her we could meet at this cafe so we could skip town Cafe Alps Yes, I waited and waited, but she never came But just as I was about to lose all hope I got a call Very interesting story Akane Where are you? I thought they caught you. Where are you? I'll come get you Okay, stay there try to blend into the crowd They're looking for a woman with a baby Hide him in a locker and walk out. Keep a low profile I have a baby in a locker Don't worry. I'll come get him as soon as I can Once you're in a safe place call the manager at cafe Alps. Tell him where you are Now hurry put the baby in a locker The baby in a locker Akane Oh, no Where's the woman? Damn it. Where'd she go? Hurry up and find her Oh, no, they found him The baby This is my child Oh, no, the baby I rescued our child and ran to a hospital The doctor examined Masato and said he had multiple organ failure due to low body temperature So that's why the young master is in a chair Yes, it was that cold inside the locker And apparently if I had found him five minutes earlier, it could have prevented the complications Boss, it wasn't your fault. I mean you got there as soon as you could I just want to apologize to you You're burdened with Masato's care because of me I don't think of it that way, sir I never saw Akane again after that She ran to a bar she knew but the Hikawa family was already there As I was taking Masato to the hospital They were taking her away They killed her A few days later, the patriarch and several of his men disappeared The Hikawa family had ceased to exist Why, did you? Oh, never mind, forget it Sorry for rambling on and on But there is something I've always wanted to tell you Even if only by oath I consider you a son as well Oh geez sir, that's Well Enough loony talk Let's see. Hmm. I'm sorry Me too That was a sad story And that's uh, that's the boss the otakawa family, uh patriarch Well Seeing as I'm the king and all how about we feast on the king of chinese food? What could that be? Oh yosa No, not yosa picking duck Duck? Is that even edible? Mm-hmm The duck is dried in the sun then roasted And the skin comes out so crispy and delicious you love it You peel off the perfectly brown skin Wrap it in the seasoned dough Then your mouth is filled with the sweet and spicy fragrance of the sauce Damn That does sound good Yes, which is why in ancient china Only the imperial court ate it Oh, so it really is the king of chinese food Yep But I wonder if we can find it in kambochu There's gotta be a place serving it somewhere All right, so we're gonna look for some duck Some king of chinese food. He's just standing there. He's not gonna follow me. That looks like he is now All right, let's look around for some good eats They were trying duck before duck. I heard it's kind of like chicken. It's a bird, right? It's like the same kind of thing They eat that a lot in china though. Let's get some good eats. Uh, here we go This is uh, what is it chick-fil-a? This guy just got out of the seat Why is he running? The heck This dude's like looking at me like you just drove my customers out of the play Why are you on your I don't want to buy your food. I only have 40 yen. I only have 40 yen You Get off your phone. You're in a restaurant You get off your damn phone right now Okay There's a boss just bumping into every person I can find But kind oh you can wait you can actually vault over stuff Uh, is there chicken here? Is there duck here? Uh, it's closed Each one's crazy. It's almost the new year The employees are probably at home waiting to ring it in with their family Man, I really wanted to try it though Another time I promise Yeah, thank you, sir That duck got lucky today, but he won't get away from us next time Wait 2001 glasses they're wearing Ichiban What have I told you? Oh Sorry Be careful where you laugh outdoors The only time a yakuza should laugh with his teeth is when he's with family or when he's in deep shit. I know Right Reputation is everything for a yakuza. Got it, sir Well, since we missed our shot at the duck shall we go to our usual or then place? Sounds good Yeah, 40 yen is four cents. I got like literally four four pennies in my wallet because I spent it all So and I said, uh, Ichiban is hanging out with the patriarch Are gonna get some Odin noodles Now what's wrong Ichi? You look like you're about to shit yourself. Fuck off. Does the guy raise them Don't you stop by to help out at home every now and then? Uh, not for a while. I guess You should treasure the place where you grew up That's not like it was the most normal place for a kid to be No matter how it happened home is home One day you won't be able to go back, you know 23 years ago on january 1st I came into this world screaming inside this easy soap land as a flashback time. Yeah My mom worked at soap lands even popped me out in one Then she disappeared. His mom was a hooker I didn't know that till I was older when dad told me I say dad, but we weren't related by blood He was the owner of the soap land that took me in Don't know who my other dad is Probably some guy who dropped in for a wham bam. Thank you, ma'am Can someone keep an eye on Ichiban? My turn to hold him. He's raised by the soap ladies I was raised by this city's working class folks Oh that is the place Majima drove his truck through in yakuza one This this is this is before yakuza one started this game According to society all those people who raised me are scum Well, I suppose that would make me scum too. What never you're everything I want to be You're like a god So first I'm a king and now I'm a god Takada's a really good voice job in this When I met you I had just graduated middle school After my foster dad died. I dropped out of school and just started drifting Just picking fights Shaking people down for easy money But karma always catches up to a dumbass punk Eventually I beat up the wrong guy A yakuza So, yeah His crew locked me in a yakuza office and beat the shit out of me I thought I was a goner But I made one last ditch effort to live and yelled out a name You're a kawa family If you kill me, they'll hunt every last one of you down In those days the name arukawa the assassin was like a whispered threat I didn't give a shit about yakuza who they were at the time, but I knew that name I thought if I name dropped them, maybe they'd freak out and let me live You're saying you're arukawa A kid like you But my plant backfired big time Turned out these guys were in a huge turf dispute with the arukawa family One of your little brats damn near beat my boy to death Says his name is ichiban kaseka Well, he ain't getting away not in the sorry state we put him in You want him back you better send patriarch arukawa personally I knew the jig was up. I'd never even met arukawa. So obviously he wasn't gonna come Maybe we ought to just kill him on a key Our akawa ain't gonna show his face to pick up his trash Looks like you're shit out of luck you little brat Sorry, I'm late. You guys always go this hard on kids Where's this brat of mine? You say you've got a kawa son? The little fuck damn near took our guy out. We can't just hand him back to you without some compensation Somebody's got to take responsibility I see Well How about a finger? I'll trade you my finger for him Sound fair I'll just borrow this he took his finger for a g Go away. All right, then Let's go and yell at his shit He seriously gave up his finger I What? You You saved my life Why How can I say Save your blubbering gratitude that finger wasn't for you. I'm a yakuza For us Reputation is everything My face my name They need something What do you think it would have meant if I begged them to return you? The whole arakawa family would have paid for it If a yakuza shows weakness, he's done I did the only thing that would preserve my family's cred Not the only thing You could have just said you didn't know me Why not do that? Why not indeed? Maybe I wanted to make an impression On a kid who knew my name And at that moment I saw my life's path ahead of me It was following this man Patriarch arakawa Back the fuck up How many times I gotta say this we got no cups for punks like you Never mind the kid joe I didn't care how often they ignored me or what they said I stood outside that office every day In the pouring rain Under the scorching sun Patriarch arakawa Who's he you know him Go on ahead masato Kid the yakuza isn't something to aspire to Haven't your parents explained that to you I don't have parents surfing I had a foster dad, but he's dead now Come on It'd been 100 days Since I met arakawa son Man that oden is always so freaking good Thanks for treating me boss Sure thing It's almost time for the countdown Oh no Time to step in You came here alone on new year's eve That means you're looking for one thing Quit acting like you're too good for us Let's have some fun Sometimes it's a scum of society that has to do the cleaning up How is he gonna find them A new century's about to start And I know you don't want to spend the first week lying in the hospital bed Get out of here before an old man has to crack some skulls The hell you say Keep out of this Who the fuck are you Tojo clan are a kawa family Now get your drunk asses away from the lady here Time to go home and listen to the new year's bells like good boys Hold on are you guys yakuza? They've got to be look he's got the hair and everything Yeah, plus they're wearing costume straight out of a mafia movie You fuckers better not be making fun of us Hey boss leave this to me So the boss is gonna fight them. It's been a few years since I saw you fight Hopefully you're stronger now Just wait till you see the voice actor for the boss is really good. That's the George the guy he played sulu in a star trek He's really famous they got him for this game. Where's the boss? He's there just watching. All right Level three and level two who should I fight first level three probably Ready Okay, this is too easy. I took way half of his health. How do I block perfectly? I don't even know how to do a perfect block Oh, what I don't know. I could do that They could intercept your attacks Akita He's angry muses words now. I'm mad at him. All right, so level up or level three right now He's crazy You okay miss we just saved you come on at least thank the boss. It's fine Just forget it each. Remember we're yakuza Yeah, I get it now then I'll see you later each you better show up at the office next year Wouldn't miss it for the world. Good night boss You too Man, who's such a badass? I wouldn't mind another drink That's uh, the ball's about to drop barachi. What are you doing in japan? They don't do that There's no countdown Super beer just like in dragon quest. All right He didn't actually say that in the game Sir you have to wake up Wake up now Oh, shit full of sleep It's dangerous to fall asleep outdoors, you know Can I see identification? Identification Yes, like your license a violent crime was committed out here recently. Oh crime My wallet's gone Oh, you see why you shouldn't sleep out here You need to file a stolen item report now I'm busy. So you'll have to go down to the station Hi boss. First of all happy new year. Sorry to call you first thing in the morning, you chief No problem. I'm up and ready to seize the day. Can you come by the office? Sure thing. Do you want to go out for the first shrine visit of the year? No Just come to the office Try to be inconspicuous Uh, okay You got it 2001 means it was right before the first game started The first game takes place in 2004. It's the same year that it came out So right now this is before uh, kiryu got out of jail. Kiryu is in prison right now That that's that should be what's going on. So that's why he's not here. Um See, he's not he's not around. Oh, this is a little park right where the homeless guys hang out All right, let's go. Let's go straight to the boss's office. No messing around You could really get distracted in this game There's cops everywhere. What the heck? Something really big happened All right, I gotta use the back streets. Stay away from the cops Oh, come on It's a cocky family Oh man, they all got knives. This is gonna be tough Let's see if they can get close to each other Damn it. I was trying to block it God, I don't know how to block it How the hell Well, they're not really taking away a lot of health for me Is this is this an easy mode? Because it seems like it's an easy mode. All right, tenacious fists ready Okay Okay, you're gonna have to block that And now I'm mad at him. Okay there. That's a perfect guard. That's how it works One head the hell was that about Probably nothing we've always got some kind of beef with us a cocky going on Oh, shit. That took a while gotta head into the office I'm gonna seat a boss now. Have a seat sir. Just sit down Sure, you know the sakaki family, right? You mean the family we've been fighting with? We're fighting them because of a rumor that they're connected to the omi But aren't they omi all the way out in kansai? Yes They control the entire region They're much bigger than most people realize The tojo clan has butted heads with them for years. It's a bitter rivalry And what the sakaki family's cooperating with them? No The sakaki family isn't stupid enough to commit outright treason But they have been selling intel to the omi for some quick easy cash I confronted them about it at an officer's meeting But their patriarch pretended not to know anything Bastard traitor Long story short, they don't like us much right now But at the same time they still report directly to our main family So we need to be careful We don't want to cause the main family any trouble That said Did something happen? Two hours ago, I got a call from joe He shot a sakaki yakuza Really? Apparently he just happened to run into one of them They were both alone No other men It was one on one They talked shit to each other for a bit Then Joe pulled his gun Luckily no one saw them But the police have already found the other guy's body It's only a matter of time before they raid our office If word gets out that our captain killed someone from a family above ours It will be considered mutiny We'll be expelled from the tojo clan And our tiny family will go up in smoke You see why I can't let joe get arrested for this Would you be willing to take his place? Are you serious boss? I mean, I've been waiting for a shot like this Wow It's my chance to finally repay my debt to you After everything you've done for me Let him lock me up for 10 or even 20 years I'd be happy to do it for you He's in a gore jail No He's in a voluntarily gore jail Yeah, that sucks It's his birthday Hey, me too Thanks Good job surviving another year We made it to a new century Oh, yeah Guess so Damn, you sound pretty bored for a birthday boy What's up with you? Are you going to your first shrine visit of the year? How about we do Kamuro again? You do it and have a good time I'm not going Something came up Did Captain Salashiro spring something on you? Yeah, basically New year's barely begun and he's already working you like a dog No holidays for the Yakuza We work 365 days a year Me too How old are you right now? So in 10 years you'll be 30 In 20 you'll be 40 What are you getting at? Just eat well and live life to the fullest man I'll call you later Damn, he's really going to jail, isn't he? He's going to turn himself into the cops His last meal damn he's going to go to jail for like 10 years Or 20 years even something close to that. Holy shit Think of all the dragon quest games he's going to miss. He's going to miss. It's like 2001 or 1990, right? So dragon quest uh seven just came out. He's going to miss eight. He's going to miss nine. He's going to miss 10 He's going to miss 11 That sucks Um The beef bowl shops over there. Let's let's fight some baddies on the way. Who's this guy with the shirt? Menacing man That dude is not from That is definitely american. Okay, look at him. These are really quick fights Damn the last meal before he goes to jail Meal has a free man for a while. Oh hit me with one more Huh? Sure coming right up Another beef bowl It pains me to say this ichi But you've been banished from the family effective last month. What banished? If only he'd been from a family outside the clan I could have merely expelled you but this man not only was he tojo He reported directly to the main family, but being banished doesn't that mean I can never come back Don't worry. I'll be working on that personally. I'll have the whole thing reversed by the time you get out of prison Thank you boss And perhaps banishment will work in our favor. The court will go easier on you now that you're just a civilian Let them do their worst. I can handle a few years in the can See how many years he gets you got to save her every last moment. Don't you While eating a beef bowl for sure No more cigarettes Did you ever find your wallet? Well, if not, you might as well file a theft report inside We find the defendant ichiban kasuga guilty of murder He is hereby sentenced to 15 years in prison 15 years That's a long time Going to jail for 15 years Damn. All right save. I haven't saved since the first chapter Wow, it's the first time I saved Chapter two There you are chapter two bloody reunion 2002 Mr. Box, sir. I've completed my quota for the day. May I take a bathroom break? Very well, they're gonna try to fight him prisoner and get back on the outside quick and easy You're a murderer You could act like a goddamn angel in here, but you won't be getting parole for at least 10 years So I'd say it's in your best interest to get along with us How much to say, huh? Hey, what family were you in? That's a simple enough question to answer But after school club of a family Oh, man, this is such a letdown Here, I was thinking we had a real gangster in the house You just say I said your family's a bunch of small time punks Your patriarch may have been our akawa the assassin once but that was a long time ago I heard he's gone fucking soft now You got locked up for that washed-up has been and you think it means something Oh, that's so fucking cute I'll kill you Getting the crap beat out of him in prison. Why'd you suddenly fight back? You took it for a whole year Those guys had to be taken to the police hospital for crying out loud You knocked all their teeth out looking shit about my boss Your patriarch waiting for you on the outside They were calling him a nobody saying all this bullshit about him going soft. I couldn't just let that stand Well, what's he gonna say when he hears the bad news? He won't hear it. That's why he beat their psoriasis I'm not talking about that. Oh his sentence talking about your sentence. No No Damn, I don't understand why anybody commits murder in the first place But if there really is someone out there waiting for you You should behave yourself. That sucks When someone believes in you try not to disappoint them Extended he's gonna be there for more than 15 years now Just because he fought back number 1119 Letter for you apparently it's from someone important. Oh, what's on dear Ichiban I wanted to avoid writing to you while you're in prison But today my brush just called to me If your sentence hadn't been extended I would be planning your big welcome back party right now I can't tell you how sad I am that I can't do that The days have been so lonely without you Sometimes I think I hear your laughter in the office But I always turn around and see that nobody's there Only a parent knows how truly empty the home can feel Parents are nothing without their children Oh, he's out 2019 that's last year I'm anxiously waiting for the day when I will turn around and see your laughing face ps The day you get out of prison Let's get that picking duck we missed He's gotta be like 40 years old now I'm so sorry When I got into that fight I wasn't even thinking about how long you had already been waiting for me In extra three years. I've made you wait just because I did something stupid I'm sorry. I failed you I held you up for so long, but I'm out now I'm finally back No one's there Who's in jail for almost 20 years? Ah, nobody nobody showed nobody came to show up to see him Did you not know they've gotten more strict about enforcing the anti-Yakuza laws? It shouldn't surprise you that bosses aren't pulling up in fancy cars at prisons anymore In the letter. He said he'd come for me Not gonna happen just too dangerous these days Yeah, thanks for everything damn each he's on the outside now. You really thought the welcome wagon was coming He's out Of course, you being in the slammer for 18 years only naturally be a bit mixed up Gotta say that's some deep loyalty. You've got waiting for a boss that never even visited you Who the hell are you Kanagawa police? He's a cop A detective I used to be now. I'm just a washed up dmv grunt one year shy of retirement What's a guy from the slowest department ever doing here? Come to remind me to renew my license. Is that a service you offer nowadays? I'm here because I have real business with you You the murderer who shot a man on the last night of the 20th century Heck I even used some precious pto to be here today Huh, well, sorry to disappoint you, but I don't plan on being a repeat offender That's what everyone thinks when they get out The moment they set foot on the other side of this fence Shut up your ass. You don't know shit about me You were born and raised in Kamurocho after being abandoned at the famous Shangri-La Sopland The owner Jiro Kasega took you in Then he and his prostitutes raised you Well after that it's by the book You dropped out of school Committed multiple offenses of shoplifting and assaults then finally joined the yakuza at age 16 Oh, you had a largely unremarkable career as a member of the dojo clan's arigawa family Well till the night you killed an officer higher up on the food chain Then January 1st 2001 You turned yourself in at Kamuro police station Then you were sentenced to 15 years at this prison After getting an extra three years tacked on for bad behavior We finally arrived at today where you were just released about three and a half minutes ago That about sum it up. Wow You're my biggest fan for sure. You want an autograph to show your dmv friends? I just do my homework Great, whatever. I don't care why you're here. Just get out of my way. There's somewhere I need to be Oh paying a visit to the arigawa family It ain't none of your business. Just leave me alone Oh, but actually it is my business It very much is Nothing personal of course Now you're free to go wherever you feel like but I'm coming with What are you serious? What whatever do what you want, man There's this cop following him around now All right, we gotta go to the arigawa family and see the boss now Get an air cut. I want to insult you Due to my head He's got the fro I'm supposed to face the boss with a rat's nest on my head The cop's laughing at him. You ended up with a bad barber resolve The hell's your deal anyway. You're really gonna just keep following me Ha ha I told you I have business with you But I'm waiting patiently for you to take care of yours so What's next? Creeping me out man. Give me a break Actually comes the graveyard. I wondered where you were going Cheek out suzumori's grave, huh? Hold on Isn't he the guy that was killed 18 years ago? Yeah, that's right Okay, so Who killed him you're looking at him Get real You think I'm joking. Let me ask you this then Why'd you kill him? I've been banished from the arigawa family and I just I I was so mad. I just did it You killed someone just because you were pissed off. What are you a schoolboy with daddy's gun? Yeah, you ain't that immature No, if I were you I wouldn't be visiting the guy's grave. Why do you even give a shit, huh? I know that 18 years ago suzumori was shot and killed But not by you And yet you turned yourself in to save your family I mean everyone knew you didn't do it the director of criminal affairs the judge Jures come on, kasega. You served your time Why are you still lying? Who really killed him? Me I did it Well, you're a real piece of work Well, you're a big pain in my ass When are you gonna drop the act my act? The detective stick. Why are you following me around? There's no way an old fart one breath away from retirement suddenly decides to babysit next con Who are you really? What the hell's your angle here, man? My angle Well, the boss is there That guy is arakawa son, isn't he why you ask it? Who the hell are you? You some kind of reporter We don't do media. So get out of here go on beat it. You don't understand I used to be a member of the arakawa family if you were from the family then we would know who you are I've been in prison for 18 years. I just got out today If you're gonna lie, you're gonna have to do better than that. Just let me talk to arakawa son You'll be glad to see me. So let me through. Hey, hold your horses. They're dumb ass. You don't know what you're dealing with Yeah, they're today go on get out of here 10 years for this shit step aside If you don't they're gonna have two more graves to visit today. Oh boy It's English voice acting is really good in this game. Let's do it. It's a lot better. I thought it was gonna be All right, let's go. So the knife guy or the baton guy the knife guy should probably go after first Okay, I can't be taking these guys out in one head Okay, I thought that would be better. She's gonna be a gesture. Got him perfect guard. Okay. So the perfect guard and you need to perfectly time it Let's try one more time When the guy's on the floor and you hit him Yeah, the game is a lot better now The story so far is a lot more interesting than previous y'all because the stories if I'm being honest is very deep You think you're getting away with this Oh, you want some more Enough Hey fellas, we're sorry. Okay. My friend here. He's he's a little crazy. That's all What the hell you say about me? Look, I'll give him a good talking to Sorry about all this We'll get out of here. Don't you get it? That's my boss Rikawa son. It's me I got out today. It's Ichiban It's Ichiban Kosuka Oh, I turned turned away. Why didn't he recognize me? You were gone for 18 years Isn't it possible he forgot who you are? No way, he didn't forget me. I mean shit. He sent me a letter in prison I'm sure he just didn't hear me. He's older. You know his ears are starting to go and his eyes too He definitely heard you good. He sure your eyes met too No, he didn't I understand that's a hard thing to accept Kosuka, but Take a hint best case scenario He simply forgot about you If he does actually remember you then clearly he doesn't want to talk to you. It's not true There's just no way I know the problem What now think why would he be here? Visiting a grave probably Exactly visiting susamori's grave And I bet if he saw me standing right next to it, he'd recognize me on the spot Yeah, all I gotta do is make sure he sees me right here and Hey, look at that. He's uh Definitely visiting a different grave Which one? That's That's the former omi chairman's grave The omi alliance the yakuza who run kansai. Why would he visit that grave and with so many guys It's a logical thing for him to do since he's an omi officer. Huh? Did you know me? Listen here old timer those guys we just finished fighting so they were arakawa. Didn't you hear them? Well, the arakawa family is from the tojo clan tojo clan Everyone knows they've been that war with the omi for ages Must have been a pretty shit detective, huh? The arakawa family isn't tojo anymore Huh, what did you just say? Masumi arakawa is currently the acting captain of the omi alliance He's the second in command no way. What are you talking about? I can't be true I knew you wouldn't believe me But think about it arakawa was the patriarch of a third string family in the tojo clan not the greatest position But the tides changed for him two years ago You see the newly elected governor of tokyo promised to scrub the city of crime He started with targeted attacks on all tojo's sources of funding He called it the kamercho 3k plan The hell's that an anti yakuza policy Keep them hungry. Keep them poor and keep them out 3ks the police started raiding major yakuza families with surgical precision Family officers were being arrested one after the other there was just one exception The arakawa family, huh? That shouldn't come as a surprise The reason the police were able to destroy the tojo clan so fast was because they had inside intel From the arakawa family basically Masumi arakawa sold out the tojo clan to the cops No, he wouldn't I'm not even finished with the story yet With the tojo clan almost completely wiped off the map the omi seized the opportunity And poured their guys into kamercho And you know what the cops did They looked the other way arakawa must have slipped them a little something under the table Like what? I'm talking about a bribe the last arakawa slipped the police some cash so they would ignore the omi alliance's expansion And that's how they took control of kamercho without spilling a single drop of blood To pay back the favor They welcomed masumi arakawa into their organization as the acting captain Meanwhile in the eyes of tojo clan arakawa had committed high treason So what little of the tojo remains will occasionally attack the omi, but it's pitiful I'm sorry to tell you all this, but you had to find out sooner or later Don't let it get you down I had nothing to do with you You okay? You feeling all right? Nothing is fucking all right. Yeah, didn't think so arakawa son defecting to the omi The tojo clan is gone. You know what? You're a fucking terrible liar So you don't believe me No way in hell it went down like that arakawa son was like the walking image of duty and honor You saw him He was visiting an omi grave Think about that That wasn't arakawa son I haven't seen the guy for 18 years. So how am I supposed to recognize him? You know that I think about it that guy wasn't even wearing clothes that arakawa son would wear You do recall the men you fought and identified themselves as arakawa I We must have misheard him Where are you taking me anyway? This is the way to kamurocho We're going to yokahama What? No, I need to get to kamurocho. I told you there's nothing for you there But come with me to yokahama as I've said Two of us have business to attend to Enough mystery. What business an investigation You are gonna help me with it Oh fuck off Why should I help you with anything, huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think you had a choice in the matter? Soon we'll be in kanigawa prefecture my jurisdiction now calm down And let's have some peace and quiet You know what? Stop the car right now. Where else will fuck you up? Hey kasuga If you won't come the easy way I can make up a reason to do it the hard way You want that oh now the threats are starting, huh? Well, at least they make you seem like a real cop. Oh, is that right? Yeah, like any dirty cop. You're coming up with some bullshit story to trick me So what is it you want for me to do some of your dirty work? I can see right through you fucker. What family in yokahama are you from? Wow? I showed you my badge remember But I guess there's no cure for stupid You think I'm gonna fall for that bullshit Hey, what do you think you're doing you idiot? He threw his badge at the window Where do you think you're going? Comro choke obviously. Were you even listening to me? You really need to drop the detective act already. It's obvious. You're a yokohama yakuza And hey at least I'll get one hell of a story out of this. How I nearly got kidnapped right out of prison You are such a dumbass I have to go find our kawa-san now. He's somewhere in komrocho waiting for me Look, thanks for testing my instincts after I was in the joint for so long Now see you I promise kasuga There's nothing left for you in komrocho Dammit I thought shit might go sideways Guess he has to see it for himself So the tojo clan is gone now. It's like being destroyed. That's the main clan from the entire yokohama series and it's gone Because arakawa This yokohama is awesome. It's a really good story so far It's a very gripping story He doesn't know what a smartphone is He's been in jail for 18 years He doesn't know what a vape is That's crazy It's like a future shocker like if you go into the future you see all this technology All right, we're gonna stop by the arakawa office I wonder how how much things have changed. All right, let's see lullaby majong Ooh sexy club. Let's go in here What's in the sexy club? There's nothing in here Whoa the heck is there anything to do in here or I guess not or let's check what's in here It's like an office They they modeled entire interior buildings In this game and there's nothing to do in them, but they just did it because of being accurate Oh crap, that's not right Oh, I can go to the roof There's a games here it says Oh, they're playing they're playing some games 12,000. I don't have that much money A lot of money. What's going on here? All right, I don't care How the heck do I get downstairs now? Can I just jump over this? Oh, I can take the elevator right The elevator doesn't work So every game in the dragon engine just has a like a copy pasted version of komarocho I didn't think they would this is interesting I did not I know this game does not take place primarily in komarocho So I'm surprised that they They made it says multiple things Uh, let's see. Let's go to the arcade. I want to see if they had the same game as 20 years later Let's see. Let's let's see how the town has changed It's not as different as he seems to think crap. Sorry Okay Oh, there we go. There's the arcade Can't stop me with that All right, same old games or let's see. They had the same prizes from 20 years ago The exact same prizes. They have the exact same arcade games All right, let's just let's just go to our go to the office Open the walls How's the shortcut? Oh against some coffee Crap. Sorry. I'll pick this up Can I get a coffee? Let's see. I like a blue mountain. Oh crème latte. That's Actually, I'll get the blue mountain The ultimate cup of coffee. Yeah, I'll have that Okay, so I just had coffee And I wasted a lot of money on that Not that I have much since I just got out of jail All right, let's go this way I hope the stream is looking good. You know, I just upgraded my pc recently I got a new cpu so the stream should be super nice Compared to normally Should be very clear crystal clear. All right. We're we're going this way All right, this must be the our call office Let's go talk to the boss This is it Isn't it empty? Hey, are you supposed to be here? You got any idea what happened to the office that used to be here? Office this used to be you know, uh girls bar What about before that? There was an office here. No before the bar. It was a computer store before that It was a maid cafe and before that Uh, Filipino bar, I think But 18 years ago a family had their office here the aracaua family. How'd you know what I'm talking about? A family not a family family. I A yakuza office. Okay. Anyway, I know it was here That's too far back even for my old bones But I'll be honest with you. I don't see how the aracaua family could have been holed up in a dinky office like this Oh, so you do know them. I don't think there's a soul on this side of town. Who doesn't they're a huge famous family Really? Finally some good news. So where are they? I'm looking for them Ah Not sure In this day and age yakuza can't exactly be loud and proud, you know Especially not hot shots like the aracaua boys I get it. Okay. Thanks. Thank you find them. Yeah I'll just ask the old woman at the sig stand where they're headquartered. She always knows what's going on Okay, good luck. Let's see if the old lady's still there Has been 20 years after all so you know We'll see Let's try putting the graphics up a little bit if we are this is a next-gen game after all Let's see how it looks if I try increasing the graphics all right, so Just let me know if if the games if the stream stutters at all Blow have a medium that looks a lot better All right, let's try to make it high Let's see what happens. I'll make it high Damn, that's actually really realistic Is lagging is lagging isn't it? Yep, it's it's lagging. All right. Let's go back to medium That's better. Okay, so um All right, that'll work High is a little too much. Maybe high when I'm in my own time If you stream something and you are playing a game at the same time It'll uh the high graphics will make it a little bit harder to stream. Oh shoot What are these guys Let me know if medium works. I put up the medium. So, you know Oh, he just hit them with the traffic cone. You saw that and he hit them both at once That's cool. The frame rate looks pretty good now though, right? Doesn't look that bad. I'll just put the graphics on back to low Motion blurs off. Yeah, all this stuff's off anti-aliasing should be on default There should at least be some anti-aliasing Yeah, the graphics putting the graphics up too high is not a good idea. Oh, she's gone Where's the old woman? Oh, you mean the previous owner? She moved back to the countryside a long time ago Probably taking it easy in an old folks home by now Oh I see You know where the arcawa family office is It if you're not making a purchase. I should help the customer behind you I just want to know where the arcawa office is. Hey, some of us got places to be Can be usual. Is that our arcawa? Here you are But there must be please just put it on my tab Wow People sure have gotten rude since I was gone now pathetic You say something Where'd you learn your manners, huh? Mom raised you in a barn Geez and you're walking around town wearing a tojo badge Oh wait, it's only alliance So you're in the know What family are you from me? I'm arcawa Oh, uh nice to meet you brother. Sorry. I didn't know you. I'm new I tell you are you're lying out here with the only symbols faking like you're arcawa wait You and that crew that visited the old chairman's grave today Oh, yeah, there was a big ceremony scheduled But only the patriarch and his officers got stuff like that Maybe some of their assistants too, but that's it. Damn. You must be newer than me Tell me one thing Who's our patriarch right now? Dude, you living under a rock. Just tell me who it is It's acting captain of the omi alliance masumi arcawa. Obviously Man, you forgot the name of your patriarch. Get your shit together Captain of the you don't order me to do anything. I'm not omi Mom, but you just said you were in the arcawa family Damn right and that family is part of the tojo clan Tojo clan you sleep talking, dude Do I look fucking asleep? No, you don't You must be one of those tojo pests still crawling around We've got permission from hq to exterminate him on site You owe me are the ones who invaded this city is tojo term Not me more and you tojo road. Just need to die already Oh, this guy's got a bat Yeah, this is actually a really good game for people who haven't played the previous yakuza games I'm noticing although if you know what the tojo clan and the omi alliance are and their struggle It would make more sense, you know I got up with a traffic cone The story is so good. Like this is really like good story Kawasan really betray the tojo clan and run to the yomi Answer me Honey, the guy's a tojo loyalist Get him What someone recognizes him till old now He forgot her name Excuse me The guy you beat up The freaking uh Ushio is the uh the dude who was ripping off those kids at the beginning, right? We were chasing at the beginning Yeah, that guy He's a magazine writer now See ya cool All right lady, whatever let's go. Let's go see the journalist So Ushis at the park I got to your level in the corner all times There's cars here. Wait, can the car hit me? I'm gonna try something. It seems the car can hit me Oh, this guy has two pairs of scissors? Yeah, he has freaking barbershop scissors He's level four. So we're gonna Tenaciously fist him One hit kill Got ya Oh, he can kick over. I know you can kick that stuff at me Let's talk to Ushio I can tell you love your job. You ought to love being alive more Else he was gonna take care of that precious camera A real fist fight between the omie alliance and a tojo clan loyalist Oh, yeah, these pics are go for a fortune Thanks Ichiban Hey, hold up. It's not any talk. Okay Oh, I broke the camera. You're into that dog looking thing. It was your fault anyway The dog You're gonna be the shit out of the dog Words for a guy who just took off screaming It's a local mascot. They made to improve Kamurocho's image What the hell is a local mascot? Uh, we're gonna be here all day Remember the internet? It's big now use it Fine. Just tell me what happened to the Arakawa family and Arakawa son You were in that family once upon a time, right? Stop You've got to know what happened being a local reporter And I don't believe that Arakawa son was a traitor. It wasn't who he was You really want to know why Arakawa did what he did? Because I do have the scoop not a journalist for nothing So tell me When did you get locked up again? 18 years ago And Arakawa had a son, right? Yeah, the young master. It used to be my job to escort him I don't know the details, but he was kind of sickly, right? Uh-huh, but what do you mean was is he better now? He's dead What when how? Hmm would have been about three years after you went into this slammer As I recall his condition got worse. There was nothing they could do Arakawa was pretty fond of him or so I assume It was more than being fond of him Arakawa son would have died for his son Maybe the loss changed his perspective on things Nothing worse than burying your own kid Yeah I can't imagine how that must have felt I still don't see how that would make him betray the tojo clan You don't Maybe you can't understand, but once you have a child Rest of your life is over The kid becomes your life's purpose, you know So imagine the grief you'd feel if the kid dies You just keep existing with your life's purpose pulled out from under you The parents got to find another reason any other reason to keep living Couple that with the fact that Arakawa is a Yakuza I think maybe his new reason to live became Watching the world burn He wouldn't Hey, why don't you give me some info now? You really in trouble with the Omi like those thugs said? Yeah, and you shouldn't just be strolling around Kamurocho You still got business here If not, I'd get out of town I promise Kasuga. There's nothing left for you in Kamurocho, but Then where would I go? I mean Is there difficulty I could check I'm just saying the Omi are looking for you So I'd get out of town if I were you don't go home Yeah, the soap land you were born in that would be your home, right Shangri-La You're not going there now. Are you? Don't do it I'm telling you they'll kill you Kill me I will try to put the difficulty up a little bit. Why not guys get to eat? all right Let's see how the difficulty is so Game settings The difficulty is normal and you can't change it. There's no way to change it. It's a great out. You see that Normal's fine. I like normal Maybe it'll get harder as the gameplay it goes along. So let's see I'm gonna go all the way across to Let's go I'm really broke right now. Wow So each you just can't accept that arukawa won bad in the betray the tojo clan and that the Omi Alliance is now the Main The main party in yakuza What is this one of those boy bands? All right, go down here. Oh Soda We got soda let's see Kiwami drink I don't have a lot of money. So i'm just gonna hold off for now. I really don't have a lot of money That's a soap land. Oh, I got destroyed by magima Any randish truck can do it I never thought I'd outlive Shangri-la. So Is this the last stop on your tour of kamurocho who you'd end up here eventually? You again for real Unbelievable, isn't it a neon bright paradise like kamurocho and here's this dark rotting husk What happened here? Do you know There was a tojo clan civil war And some morons drove a dump truck through the place. Yeah, that happened yakuza one ever since Now it's a den for lowlifes and thugs Some real messed up dudes live in there now I see I guess I never realized just how long 18 years really is That's not the kamurocho you remember I know that must be shitty Did you see what they built on nakamichi street? What? The new kamuro police station just one more set of prying eyes watching everything in this town That's because of the 3k plan without the tojo clan throwing their bribes and threats around Station finally got built. That's why everybody loves our go getter of a governor The kamuro police station is just one of his legacies Well, that shit doesn't matter to me anymore Kasega I've been nothing but honest with you I tried to tell you before The tojo clan you know Is gone the omi alliance from kansai invaded and one They rule this city now So Can you believe me now? Then we're making good time Well, you came around faster than I thought Huh, I knew you were the kind of guy who has to see shit for himself and everyone else be damned So I had to let you walk around kamurocho and tell it all clicked for you And you got there quick What are you doing trying to guess everything I do Making fun of me along the way Oh, I didn't guess everything. I just knew you'd come here Look man once and for all what the hell do you really want? I want you to help me with my investigation Arakawa your former boss used the police to crush the tojo clan Then he gave kamurocho to the omi alliance on a silver platter You and I both know you can't buy out the police with just yakuza pocket change So my theory is some of that money went directly to juro hodonouchi the police commissioner The police commissioner Yeah, then I got a bone to pick with that guy I'd love to see the son of a bitch fired Of course, I'm just a driver's ed teacher now, so I don't have a lot of chances to get at him But one chance I do have Is if I go through masumi arakawa And you figure I can help you guitar a kawa son. Is that it? Congrats, you solved the puzzle I thought you'd be game because come on. Aren't you dying to know why he turned traitor? If you don't agree, why don't you tell me? What are you gonna do now? I want to see arakawa son It's all I thought about in prison. I just want to see him talk to him information Tonight arakawa is bringing some omi officers to a big meeting of local patriarchs Really, that's true Oh, yeah And we're not talking about a sweet little tea party. It's gonna be a show of arms Arakawa it's a critical moment. He needs to show his dominance How do you know all this? I still have my connections from when I was a detective Had to grease some hands, of course Go figure Well, where's this meeting gonna be? I'm glad you asked check out that restaurant over there Hey on tower Oh That's um Oh, have you been there? It's a pretty classy joint Expensive as hell though No, I haven't gone. It's just Arakawa son wants promise to take me there To eat pay king duck. Wait I get it. This is arakawa son trying to contact me Huh wait, what are you saying? It can't be a coincidence that the meeting is going down there Had a place that meant something to me and him Of course, it could be a coincidence Come back down to earth kid. There aren't many classy restaurants around here period Stands to reason. He picked one of the only ones Screw you. It doesn't even matter What's important is I can finally talk to him. Okay. First of all, the meeting isn't until tonight And on top of that the only know you're a tojo loyalist If they catch you and you'll have zero chance of talking to arakawa Now luckily I have a plan for sneaking in unless you wanted to bust through the front door like an idiot Okay, what kind of plan that's a surprise. I'll save for later Later what we're just gonna wait here till they show up No, I'm sure you have shit to do just like me Let's split up and meet back here tonight Here take this with you What is this a smartphone? I assume you've seen one before nope How do you use it? Why do they make phones so damn complicated? It's a dinosaur. He doesn't know what a smartphone is Just make sure to pick up when I call you Whatever Okay, cool. You just smartphone. Okay. So remember we're meeting in this part of theater square tonight till then Keep a low profile, will you? I'll keep a low profile being the crap out of people. It's very night. All right, so let's check out the smartphone Wow DLC Kazuma kid use Goromajima, how do I get it? These are all the uh photos Taxi I can call taxi up. Oh, you can you can call up a taxi in this fast travel online store Hmm You guys want to do some shopping? I'll see what good stuff they got here. Oh, I can't do this on stream though. Let's see legends of The legends costume set uh, January 19 1900 I'm obviously over 120 years old It's already in the game Okay, let's see I can change my gear I wonder how it changes clothes because it said I have curious clothes in it. Oh Uh, I don't know We'll figure out later Progressive story. All right, we'll get through the story and then we'll we'll equip some cool clothes Crap, there's some baddies there Look, they're twins Oh smashed them right through that That's how you do it I have to admit for a game that has a very long opening I don't mind it as much like For example for some of the fives opening is really like long and it just keeps going and going and feels like it's never an end This is a very gripping story compared to that, you know, this area called green Dachi son's not even here I'm sure this is where we're supposed to meet You really should just sell that business Pronto Don't be sad Remember what I said you deal with business the way you do with fish and women catch then release Take pride in the catch but then set them free Any sporting fishermen could tell you that Really you want me back at the office? I hope you're joking I pay you generously to deal with this nonsense The whole idea behind bringing you on was so that I could enjoy my nights off chow Hey, sorry to bother you when you're busy What you seen a burly looking guy in a blue coat around here a burly looking guy Sorry my friend myself. I only pay attention to the late. Yeah, of course sure Yes, why don't you simply call this person? Is his phone dead? Oh, that's right He gave me a smartphone to call him on How do you call someone on this thing? There's no button Behind the times aren't you? Hey here allow me you'll show me I'll make you the smartest of smartphone users Hey, there he is You're not gonna weasel out of it this time asshole. Shit. He only found me Wait what? Take one after him Fuck what when are you gonna do right by us? And who are you might I ask? You don't remember us you sold us that shit property Ah that yakuza, weren't you? The one who bought the deed for a most successful girls bar Successful my ass. It barely makes any money. You need to make this right you shyster Oh now that is strange. They certainly had a high profit margin while I was running The joints in the red every month girls keep quitting not enough customers. I can't even pay the electric bill I dare say you'll have to become better at managing a business Fuck you say, huh? This is a crap business when you pawn it off on me. You better buy it back now You are a funny guy asshole Do you even realize you're mocking the only alliance? Give it a rest you jerk. Say what? This guy was about to teach me to use a smartphone. I can't you've got business with them like getting line You getting line Hey, wait just a second that ugly red suit and that scruffy ass hair Yeah Remember what anarchy said how there was a tojo loyalist around here Poster look just like this guy down to the moppy hair Sick asshole enough about my hair Ah, so you're an aggressive type yourself, huh? Something like that. Why don't you stand back? Mr. What was it? Niko gotta this is about to get ugly. I can see that will you be fine handling this by yourself Hell yeah, and you can repay me in smartphone lessons sound good Very good And if things get ugly you got nobody to thank with your own hair Yeah, I like the double watch First yakuza game to be dubbed in 15 years since the very first one every single game after that was only japanese So they really went out with this one All right, let's wait for these guys to get close to each other perfect guard Okay, I should I should not get away. I'm unphased. I'm bleeding Bleeding profusely To the pin yeah, the timing is so weird. It's like you have to be perfectly with your timing. Are you still alive? Great chase it does sound familiar to this guy. That looks painful So in all honesty, did you sell the mccrappy business or not? I certainly did not it was raking in millions of yen each month at the time of sale a wonderful little property That's true. Why'd you offload it? The riffraff you just beat down were insisting on protection money I didn't want that protection Asking for a measly hundred thou a month man. It wouldn't even make a dent in what you were pulling in Yes, I recall it being something like that So, you know what I told them if you think it's so easy. Why don't you try running it? And you sold it to him just to make a point You bet I did. I mean, can you believe their arrogance a measly hundred thou? I have a number of businesses and yes, they do bring in hundreds of millions of yen per month But the reason for that is I know the value of money It's very difficult for a small business to make a hundred thou Ah, so you wanted them to learn just how much work goes into it Exactly and I believe now they have definitely Businesses are like women. Do you think having one will be so glamorous? But there's some You need strategy you need passion and you need to work your ass off to make her happy So are you gonna do what it takes to make that bar successful? Fuck that. I'm done sinking money into that bottomless pit Fine. I'll buy it back from you But for half of what you paid me Fuck you We're fine take it. I don't care anymore I don't believe I caught your name Kosuga Ichiban Kosuga Ichiban That means number one, doesn't it? That's a lot to live up to but you certainly did that tonight Thanks for your help Sure thing And uh Speaking of help Yes, you want to learn how to work a smartphone, correct? Don't worry. I didn't forget Let's get to it. Where's your phone? I actually feel like I can make use of this thing now Thanks, Nick You're welcome And perhaps we should keep in touch When I meet interesting people I like to think there's a reason why We can be pen pals Uh if you want But I got kind of a history in case you couldn't tell I got out of prison today That sort of thing doesn't bother me Well, you should probably know I was charged with murder Is that so? Oh my you are Interesting And rather blunt too You've got more honesty than sense But I like that Oh yeah? You might say I associate with people who have Well all kinds of baggage Many of them are caring much more than you No kidding I'm starting to think you're shadier than the guys I knew in prison Bad news for me if that's what a felon thinks One point for Mr. Number One Guess so Well, see you around Ichiban You're not gonna just randomly call me or anything, are you? I just might You'll find me to be a very persistent man Hey there, Kasuga Who was that guy? Well my first pen pal, I guess Huh? Hey, what took you so long anyway, man? You're the one who set this whole thing up Oh, I was hungry so I wouldn't got a beef ball Yeah, I ordered an extra large one Oh, it was a struggle Guess I'm getting old Aren't we all? Well here I am about to sneak into a high level omie meeting Yeah Well, hope you're ready Well, Robbie Damon is watching the stream right now Oh, wow, it's pretty cool actually That's really Robbie Damon watching the stream in the chat right now. It's pretty cool Yeah, welcome. Thanks for watching. I hope you're enjoying the stream That's a real voice actor It's funny because um yesterday I was talking to Zanthi Nguyen who voiced Haru in Persona 5 and uh Gora Kechi's voice actor is watching my stream right now. It's pretty interesting I gotta heal up. I'm I got 63 health right now Yeah, it's really cool that uh A voice actor is watching right now Oh crap, there's bad guys there. Ah, no, no, no I'm not tough enough to fight them right now There's some omie alliance guys there Let's see There's only there's only guys there too. Do I have any I have that coffee or something? Let's see This will recover my health Okay, the tuna will recover some also All right, there we go. Now we can go to meet up with uh with a dachi I just learned how to use a smartphone Yo Okay sewers Real real so we're gonna sneak in to see where We found where our cow was That's a little jingle like dragon quest ride They hear the hear the little jingle from uh for a new Sup, and you gotta join your party That's an old geezer whose issue driver license game got it out for the head of the tokyo pd Who killed susan susumori? Oh, he's still not gonna admit it. Yo He's still not gonna admit it Well, this place even take us anywhere. All right, so we're in the sewers Wait, is this like a dungeon this is like an rpg dungeon kind of isn't it? Because we've got both actually I've got a new party member. So we we're gonna be Doing like old school dungeon crawling. We're gonna try to run past these dudes Or not Or a bomb bug I think I should get rid of the bomb bug first All right, come on step on him. Okay. Nice. Okay. Nice. Perfect guard. Oh, you can kick the bike at him That was well executed Cool. So these are like dungeons sort of this is like Because the yakuza are showing. Well, what is that? A mysterious mushroom Don't want to eat that. All right, let's do some yakuza thugs patrolling around here. Oh shoot. I blew my cover The triplets Oh, wow, he's pushed that perfect block Like a jackass These are unboxers. These aren't yakuza guys The timing for blocking is it needs to be so precise. That's my main problem It needs to be like super precise Job experience All right ranked up They hear you if you run There's no way to avoid these dudes And you gotta be quick one that one of the guys on the ground. Otherwise you might get up That's pretty cool And this is actually really fun. I like the way they handle the turn-based mechanic in this There's no way to oh, what is this? briefcase Hardball Can I equip? Yeah, he has nothing All right, whatever. Let's just fight him Uh, we should get rid of this level six guy first He's just observing the area this guy's not gonna do anything Oh Should I do a perfect guard on this guy? I tried that must be the crisp Bomb bug taguchi Or how am I supposed to get past that one? There must be another way I came here for no reason basically because there's there's no way to get through here All right. Um, my buddy here is gonna need some food See what's the mysterious mushroom do tuna But I want to look at the classes actually Uh, is there an attributes or what? Management skills This class is uh, yakuza and a cop I guess Okay So I went completely the wrong way. I should have gone this way instead because that was a waste of time And I'm gonna have to fight more dudes Oh, come on. This place is crawling with the people There's two groups of these guys up ahead and it doesn't look like there's a way for me to Escape them. So I'm gonna have to go up here and around it. Let's see if I can sneak No I wonder if there's like an option to run All right, these guys are both burning bottles All right, let's try to block this now He has to he has to burn the bottle every time Hold lb What is lb holding lb do? Is that the right way For holding lb. What does that do? Oh, yeah, that lets you run There's no escape though. So it's it's just as risky to It's really hard. It's really hard to block stuff That's just one major complaint is just the blocking the blocking just doesn't work Or it's not good like in some games There's like a little indicator to tell when you should block like a little flash or something That should be able to tell you But this doesn't have any of that and ichi is hurt. So I have to use something on him For now this will that'll do. Oh, why did I I just wasted uh that recovery I didn't know there was a recovery thing here. I did not even know that All right, we'll save I always make a new save data whenever I have a chance just in case I want to go back to an older chapter All right Uh I save let's keep going right there by some only thugs. There might be a boss battle soon Oh, there's cops He's a cop Wait, these guys are cops, right? Or they're just security guards Yeah, they're security guards. They're not cops He could just flash this badge and be like, yeah, I'm a cop you idiot Oh, he just The heck was this a cop a security guard or professional wrestler? And how am I supposed to block that? No, no Honda are leveling up Yo Okay, so We're entering elevator There's probably gonna be more baddies up. Yeah, there's no chinese restaurant here Where the hell it go? I quit jabbering and get your ass upstairs Wait use there's no chinese restaurant Yeah, there's no chinese restaurant the heck It's an office complex I'm gonna knock this chair over There we go Now we can move on So when you level up your you hit you heal automatically, that's good This dude's got a gun The guy's the gun's gone The other one is more effective, but uh, if you if you tap the guard button right when they attack you There's like a perfect guard you do But it's like you got to be like perfect. You have to perfectly hit the button In order to do that I'm not gonna jump from here Don't break your legs. Oh, that's insane Bro, I'm not gonna jump from here Or I guess so I guess they are Kick around in the face Oh, this guy my buddy needs help like ASAP All right, let's see. They're safe here. Can you use a phone to save or what briefcase finding I want those briefcases, but there's some wounds here Well, did it die punk? Captain Sawashiro Ichi It's been a while When'd you get out? Come on. I know you don't care when I got out Hmm Sounds like prison made you into a pessimist. You should have called us We would have sent someone to pick you up I wouldn't have wanted a ride from anyone wearing an omie badge Where were you when the boss turned traitor? Watch your tongue Ichi He only did what anyone else would have done in times like these But you're right Even if the tojo clan still existed No one would have come to pick you up You do realize that right? Because if you remember you were banished from the clan Look, I'm not actually that hung up about the ride and yeah, I remember the banishment So what do you want? Did you come to beg for money? You know, I thought you might be grateful Did you forget who spent 18 years eating prison slop in your place? Well, I'm very aware of what you did But you're not aware of what's happening tonight What? It's a very important event for the boss. I can't risk one of his former grunts ruining it So the choice is yours leave like a good boy or die here I'm going through that door and talking to my boss You know, I really forgot how seeing your stupid face always made me want to kill you I thought the same thing about you Every time you hit me for no reason Well, it's been 18 long years About time one of our dreams came true Sounds good Just don't bitch and moan about it afterwards You ready to check freakish aura random and he's in a fighting stance easy Are you sure you're ready for that the interruption? It seems I have a guest So you came I figured you would You'll never disappoint Please just tell me Why'd you do it acting captain? Do we have a problem here? No Nothing serious No need for you to worry Boss In fact It's going as planned I'm sorry Ichi you have to die Wednesday is when they pick up the food garbage your ass would have been comp Your wounds not completely healed, but the fact that you're standing means you'll be just fine Time to go on home Somebody's probably worried about you. Don't you have a family wife kids? You'll have to take the stitches out by yourself when it's healed Listen Bryce Those are some damn tight stitches you did with that fishing line If he hadn't been a fighter no amount of stitches would have saved them Man couldn't he have thrown that fight? Hey, you know how much money I lost on you next time just kick what was that? Whoa, uh being that it's your fault and all I'm just wondering if you could cover my bed for me Not big ones at the dock today You want one your sore loser Ooh willing to share these beauts. I'm not sure but I'm open to a fair trade I need gas find me a big can of that and I'll give you a fish Oh, seriously, I knew there'd be a catch I'll find you some gas. So you better save me a big one That's so many questions. Uh, first of all, where the hell are we? This is Ijincho Ijincho Ijincho Isizaki Ijincho in Yokohama Don't you know Yokohama? Why am I in Yokohama? It's been three days since I found you I got woken up by a commotion in the middle of the night And I saw them carry you in covered in blood They said they found you in the trash I thought you were dead at first God lucky for you Turned out you only had one foot in the grave And you've been what? Nursing me back to health As best I can but as you can see I can't do any real treatment here There are only two reasons you survived Toughest nails your luckiest hell The bullet missed your heart your arteries And then went clean out the back One hair to the left and you would have been a goner Well, thank you man. It sounds like you saved my life You're ready to sound more noble than it is What? That only helped because if you died here it would have meant trouble What trouble? Where there's a dead body there's cops And where there are cops there are questions So what? Well then the media comes charging in Cameras and microphones all up in our faces I guess so So don't you see? Are you as dumb as you look? We're not exactly supposed to be living here I don't like using the term But we're squatters basically Whoa Plus everyone's got their reasons for being here They came here to escape something You attract media coverage that blows their hiding place You get it now? Yeah I get it Good Now go home Home? I'm sorry I don't exactly Have one Listen I promise I won't make trouble for anyone here So do you think you could let me stay for a bit? No can do Please I'll make it worth your while Help you out Help me But you think we help each other out like some big happy family? We live by taking from others Leeches That's our world It's a world where dozens of us crowd around a convenience store trying to claim half as many expired pentos If you stay someone else gets less to eat You don't want that We don't want that Get out of here Fine I guess I should have expected that Your wound isn't healed all the way And you haven't walked for three days It's no wonder you're weak Guess you'll have to rest here for a bit A little bit Thanks Under all that hard ass talk You're actually a decent guy No I'm not I just don't want this shit that'll come down on us if someone dies here Yeah, yeah But still I owe you one Can't argue with you there So When do we start? Where do we start with what? I'm not just gonna hang around here fussing over you And since you're staying you gotta do what I say Okay Sure What's your name? Ichiban Ichiban Koska Huh That's pretty paranoid of you using a fake name And again You wouldn't be the first guy living here to do that You got a shit feel for names though Fake ones gotta be more like That's my real name, man Oh Oh really? Um Sorry about that Ichiban Don't wear it out And you are? Nanba N-A-N-B-A Let me guess Fake name? What do you think? I think it's all the same to me Good Because it doesn't matter here anyway You got any money on you? I hope you're not broke You're about to be disappointed then Well in that case you're gonna have to start earning I'll teach you how Why do I need money all of a sudden? Are you kidding me? Actually I just remembered you'll have to get the chief's permission to stay The chief? He's been here a long time Sort of maintains the peace Sorry if I gave you the impression it was all up to me Ah You gotta get his okay And your best chance at doing that is to show you can earn Sounds more like a bribe if you ask me Call it whatever you want You need it The chief doesn't accept freeloaders If you don't work Or if you're a liar or a cheat You're out So if you want his blessing You have to work your butt off Make some money Approve you really want to be here Got it? I get it But you never said how I should make the money I'll get you going Luckily we've got some daylight left All right Here we go Here we go where? I said I'd teach you how to make money didn't I? Watch closely This is how we do it This is what you do for money? Kind of lame We can't afford to worry about looking lame man Having pride around here is a sure way to starve to death Well I think I found a 500 yen coin That fast? Oh yeah It's my lucky day I hope so just to have them crushed All right Now it's your turn Go check underneath the other vending machines Trash cans too Sometimes people throw away stuff that we can sell I'm on it Cool I'm gonna head back to camp Come find me when you're done Don't wander far There are a lot of dangerous dudes in this town All right then Good luck rookie All right everyone so that was a lot of A lot of crazy stuff went on regarding Ichi's story So he was betrayed by his Otakawa patriarch The man who pretty much took him in as a son And he betrayed him So now we're here in this new town The new town is called Isasaki Ejincho That's interesting So this has been going on for a pretty long time The stream's been going on for like four hours A little over four hours And the game is really starting to get going And we have the new area unlocked So I think this is a very good place to stop for the night We're gonna stop the stream tonight And we'll pick up another time Maybe I can't guarantee this week Maybe next week We'll pick up the game again So like next Tuesday or Wednesday I'll announce it on Twitter I'll announce it on Discord And we'll basically be We'll do it then So yeah, I want to thank you guys for watching I hope you really I hope you guys enjoyed the stream This is a big day one stream for Yakuza Like a dragon I like this game a lot It's a lot of fun I really like the combat Or we like the story The story is really good Story is so gripping It's like one of the best stories I've seen in the game In a long time And I'm really excited to get more into this And see what the heck's going on You know the mystery of everything So yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed it And I'll see you guys next time