 What's good, Josh Burroughs back again with another video. So we're gonna check out 10 worse WWE Championship matches of all time. Now, this should be a very interesting one only because when you think of WWE Championship matches, you're thinking of greatness, you're thinking of a good few good storyline that culminates in a great match. Sometimes the few could be good. Sometimes the storyline could be good and then we get to the actual match and it is awful. And you would think the WWE Championship match should never be you know, in a situation where the match is awful, but sometimes it happens that way. It just it just does not land. The match is just it's not hidden, even if it is for the highest prize in the company, the WWE Championship. So we're going to check out some of the moments where the match the match was just just not there, man. But I appreciate all the love and support you guys are on channel, man. And let's get right into this one, bro. WWE Championship, the Cumberbund with the Mosta Bund, the Jewel in WWE's Tiara, the air quotes, most prestigious championship in the history of air quotes sports entertainment, no matter which design you favor, be it the Winged Eagle, the Big Eagle or any of the Gordy Bollocks post 2005, the top title in the company. The point of WWE's pay-per-view booking unless the belt is held by CM Punk, AJ Styles, Kofi Kingston, Jinder Mahal or Biggie. And it's just on in the middle of the card somewhere. Don't worry about it. It's apparently the belt that entire generations of wrestlers have entered the business to someday win. There have been a lot of treasured memories and matches surrounding the title, but on the flip side of that coin, there have been some all-time full-duke stinkers. Next week, we'll cleanse your palette with the best. But this week, I'm Adam Haling from Parts for Known and here are the 10 worst WWE Championship matches of all time. Number 10, Hulk Hogan versus Sergeant Slaughter, WrestleMania 7. All things being tallied, Hulk Hogan has probably had more bad matches than good ones. And that ratio extends to the WWE Championship bouts he had from Mania's 2 through 9. However, as slow, plodding, cartoonish and un-technical all the Hulk's matches tended to be, they also skated on by on crowd enthusiasm alone. Turns out in pro wrestling, you don't need moves if you have the crowd eating out of your hand. Well, even the crowd couldn't save this flag-tinged turd. In order to gain maximum heat, which is my wrestling name, WWE used the Gulf War to turn their US versus Demometer up to 11 by booking Mr. America Hulk. Hogan versus a big, bad Iraqi. Unfortunately, the only Iraqis they could find were General Adnan, who was deeply middle-aged at the time, Colonel Mustafar, who wasn't Iraqi, but who's counting and Sergeant Slaughter, who was the hovis best of both. Sarge, who'd never wrestled above the midcard, was given the top belt and tasked with main eventing. WrestleMania 7 against the Hulk star and even Hogan Bleeding couldn't make this match exciting. A tired match featuring tired men working a tired story. Probably the first major match to make people realize the Hulkamania was on the wane in the 1990s. Number nine, John Cena versus Demir's WrestleMania 27. And speaking of ridiculously brightly colored supermen who had an estranged relationship with losing, it's John Cena from 2005 to 2011. John Cena was the scourge of the WWE title, saying forever changing the classic undisputed design into a spinning nightmare that jazzled with the word champ, you know, just like all the spirits of the garden would want. Still at least he had some classic matches for his awful belt versus Umaga versus HBK versus Edgeknot versus Demir's, though very much not versus Demir's. The main event of WrestleMania 27, this talks about a lot, seeing as it's a particularly lumpy bollocks out atop a taint Sunday. It's got all the major hallmarks of being bad, the crowd didn't particularly care about either man winning, overbook restart bollocks, outside interference from a laptop that's made major food groups of shot. Demir's defending a title that no one wanted him to have against a man who no one wanted to win it, presided over by a general manager no one liked. All to set up a match that wouldn't be seen for a f***ing year. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. That laptop era of WWE, the general manager operating through a laptop was cringe. I used to hate that shit, bro. I was just like, oh my God, get this off my screen. Off. Number eight, the big show versus the big boss man Armageddon 1999. Oh, it's the battle of the big boys. Bloody hell, none of the big shows runs with the WWE Championship have ever gone will. He's had two WWE titles raised a second in 2002, ended after one month. The first in 1999 ended, checks notes, one and a half months later. In fact, the big show has only successfully defended the WWE Championship on one pay-per-view Armageddon 1999. He has the big boss man of all people in three minutes to almost total silence. The big show choked slams Albert through the announce table. No one cares. The big show kicks up. No one cares. The match doesn't go longer than three minutes, but still manages to get a boring chant in there. Bloody hell, Paul. That's weapons grade apathy right there. For folks asking why no one cared. Well, I mean, it was the big boss man. And also it was a feud where he made fun of big shows. Daddy being dead. So it's about as personal as you could get. And yeah, that shit was kind of like, okay. I was like, whoa, when you look back at it, I was like, they really put that on television, bro. Like that was, that was a real thing. And not one single person that Armageddon gave a bastard's ass. Number seven, John Cena versus Randy Orton Unforgiven 2007. And speaking of Daddy, step right up John Cena, senior. John Cena, so it's on senior, senior, senior. John Cena was feuding with Randy Orton in 2007, which was back before the very mention of those two names in the same center to make fans' faces melt like the Arkham Calvin. In the build to this match, Randy kicked John Cena's father in the head, which shall we say, rustled big match, John's big match, Jimmy's a super personal, super heated build to their match Unforgiven then, which had a minute-long rest hold in it and then ended after seven minutes total because John Cena refused to stop punching Orton in the core. Yeah, he's the worst fucking finish that WWE have in their playbook. Luke Owen's biggest wrestling pet pee, which he described as wrestlers being disqualified for kicking too much ass. It was before the network that finish cost you 50 fucking dollars. Pay up, dumbass. It is a thing. I liked a few, I liked a few, but it definitely should have been like, you had to ramp it up. It should have been a situation where if you're going to go that route and have him purposely get disqualified, which would make sense, then you need to change the stipulation or something to add that extra bit of drama. They could have went with it if you get disqualified. Randy Orton still becomes champion. It could have went that route. You can't go wrong with that because now John has to control his rage and really focus in and Randy can pick his spots or you can go with a no holds barred. You want to know holds barred because it's not going to be a match. You're going to try to end his career. Something like that. They could have did that, but they went the cheap route. I'm like, yep, we're going to go ahead and have this match end. He still retains and then Randy Orton still gets beat up. So I can get why some people, especially if you paid for the pay review at the time, get real pissed off. But I definitely did enjoy the lead up to their match. Fans in attendance agreed with Luke showering the finish with booze up until the post match angle where big dad John kicked Randy in the head all to build to a last man standing match. It didn't happen because John Cena got injured. Number six, Randy Orton versus Bray Wyatt Wrestlemania 33. The match that made me plumpy and f*** it very much for doing. So always fun when you're wrestling a match and everyone starts openly pointing their fingers and laughing at it. And trust me, I wrestled a match where my trousers were ripped off and thrown on gym corner and I was significantly less embarrassed than Bray should have been here. Poor Bray has had so many humiliations in his career wrestling in pot world at the Royal Rumble this year being beaten by Old Man Goldberg and Saudi Arabia being distracted to death by get your own back Alexa Bliss at Mania 37. But perhaps the most embarrassing moment for bigbray.com is this going into his first pay per view defense of the WWE title at WrestleMania 33 using his magical powers to make the National Geographic channel appear on the ring canvas doing it so often. That shit was weird. It didn't work. I'm sure they was trying something different, but just kept it simple, bro, adding a f***ing visual of some f***ing roaches on a display like it. It didn't work. Bro, when I saw that, I was like, well, GGs, man. This is Smash is f***ing done. I began to loudly mock it for being hit with a single RKO and ended 10 minutes. Bray Wyatt has wrestled in some truly stupid places. The haunted house, John Cena's mind, but inside the Old Man's f***ing tackle box is probably the worst. Number five, all the Jinder matches. Here I go hindering. I don't know if we're still hot taking the Jinder Mahal wrestling for identically boring pay per view matches and one boring Punjabi prison match for the WWE Championship was good, actually. But hey, at least Shinsuke Nakamura was super damaged and it didn't change business and injury at all. It's f***ing great stuff. It may seem like a cheat to count all of Jinder's WWE title matches as one, but honestly, apart from the Punjabi prison one, they're all the f***ing same. Punch, kick, dull moves because Jinder never learned any good ones because why would he use a job? Sing Brothers interference in the last end of match. Backflash, Money in the Bank, SummerSlam, Hell in a Cell. They're all the f***ing same and they're also f***ing boring. Ideologically and narratively, I don't have anything against a jobber becoming WWE Champion. You can tell an interesting story out of that. WWE chose not to do that, though. Instead, just pretending that Jinder was a main eventer all along and turned him a bit racist and then he wrestled f***ing matches for half a year that made us all dread the WWE title match on a pay per view. I don't care how different it was. That is not a good thing. New fact. Backflash and the squashes just to prove I'm not bagging on Jinder because it's fun to beat up on the jobber. Let's bag on one of my favorite wrestlers ever, Brock Lesnar, the patron saint of Vince saying, Ah, f*** it. Brock's had many very good matches in the last 10 years, but during his run with the WWE Championship leading up to Mania 36, planned to be Brock's final run with the company just BT Dubbed. He had three absolutely awful, meaningless at best, damaging at worst, squash matches for that strap against Kofi Kingston. In October on SmackDown when he won the thing, annihilating Kofi standing as a main eventor with a single move, one against Kane Velasquez, a deeply f***ed two minute match. It did nothing except get Brock his win back from UFC 121 and exacerbating how not worth it was to beat Kofi for the title that way. And finally, a 90 second match against Ricochet at Super Showdown 2020 where Ricochet didn't hear a single f***ing move against Brock. They're awful matches, all three of them, each one rendering their opponent a complete jack and unworthy of fighting for the title ever again and none of them have. Number three, diesel versus King Mabel Summerslam 95. Big daddy cool diesel has often been described as the worst WWE champion of all time and has since been big ahead of the company when it went through its worst ever business period, prompting WCW officials to quit that WWE was running on diesel power. No, that's a bit unfair because business was in a toilet all over in 1995 and WCW certainly wasn't doing much better and that's with Hulk Hogan on top. However, crap credit where it's crap due. Diesel was part of not only one of the worst WWE championship matches ever, but one of the worst Summerslam main events ever, diesel versus King Mabel at Summerslam 95. One of the worst Summerslams of all time just by the way. Hooray, I got to watch it again in a desperate attempt to fill the hole left in his roster by the departure of all the dudes who took the roids and all the people that WCW were stealing away. Vince found the tallest guy you could find, diesel and heaviest guy you could find, Mabel. They just sort of rub the against each other in a match that'll do right. It won't do though, won't do at all. This match sucks. It is an absolute 20 minute slog that also somehow manages to be only nine minutes long. Explain that. Damn. Nothing punches, nothing kicks. Total audience disinterest broken up only by Mabel injuring diesel by sitting on him leading to Kevin Nash shouting f*** repeatedly at the top of his voice. Damn. Yeah, same, Kev. Same. Number two, Triple H versus Roman Reigns, WrestleMania 32. When I die, I am going to hell and my personal hell will be being forced to both watch and then write list entries about this f***ing match for the rest of eternity. I should be able to watch it about three times all the way through. How dare this match for a number of reasons? How dare this match be half an hour long? How dare this match be- This match was not it. I don't even think- Did I watch this all the way through? I think I may have. It was not it though. This was just it. It wasn't it, bro. No one cared about Roman at this time. They were trying to make him this ultimate baby face. No, no one cared. No one cared. I think honestly, this was the year. Was it that pay-per-view roadblock? If I'm not mistaken, where it was Dean Ambrose versus Triple H? I want to say. Yeah, I want to say that's what it was. It was Dean Ambrose versus Triple H before this pay-per-view. You got correct me if I'm wrong. I think they should have pulled the audible crowd. It was really high for Dean Ambrose. Should have been Dean Ambrose winning the match. And then you could have Dean Ambrose versus Roman Reigns. Two out of the three members of the shield. And everyone would have been pro Dean Ambrose. Could have had Dean Ambrose. I know it would have him being a transitional champion. Would have sucked. But you could have had Dean Ambrose lose and have a Roman Reigns win it. But him turning heel would have been probably a better send-off. Some, you know, they had options. I want to say that's what ended up like that was the road to WrestleMania that year. Correct me if I'm wrong. But I believe that's what happened. I could be wrong there. At the end of a six-hour show, including pre-show. How dare this match not involve Dean Ambrose in any way? How dare this match politely tell us to shut up and eat our yummy Roman? Yeah, there we go. It makes sense. That was that same year. He ended up viewing with Brock, which was pointless too. Reigns is WWE Champion Gryll suffering Suck-A-Tash down the hatch. 27 minutes this match is with one f***ing pop in the whole thing when Steph gets speared. One pop in 27 minutes. Absolute torture. Why wouldn't it stop? Why wouldn't someone stop it? We tried to stop it. We tried our best, but it couldn't be stopped. The Roman's reign couldn't be stopped. Thanks goodness no one feels like that anymore though. Wait, it's a joke cause he also won't lose now. He's saying cause he also won't lose. He's not losing any time soon. Okay, our number one big show versus Randy Orton Survivor Series 2013. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes, if the big show wrestles Randy Orton after trying to nick the f***ing yes chart off of Daniel Bryan and no one cares about slow-ass heel Orton and main event big show in 2013 I think I remember this. People are around to see it. Do they make a sound? No. I don't precisely know why I ranked this at number one. There's probably worse matches, but everything about it is either intensely annoying or achingly dulled. The fact that Daniel Bryan had just been demoted after his feud with Orton. The fact this match came after another sh*** WWE title match at Battleground that ended in a no contest because of the goddamn big show. This guy ruined the main event of the last show and was awarded with the main event of the next show. The lay-in authority banned from Ringside but still getting involved finished. The fact that no one cares. Genuinely, I can't remember the last time I seen a crowd this quiet for a main event WWE Championship match. Well, since Armageddon 1990, I stopped doing this with the big show. Nothing in this match worked. Not even Orton's puns at the end which you could f***ing see daylight through it. God, the only major reaction this match got was John Cena coming out at the end. The only person who got a part in this match was a person who wasn't f***ing in it. This match was so bad that people would begrudgingly accept yet another Cena Orton stare down and because it makes them feel something. I call it a wet fart of a match but even wet farts make noise. And that's our list. What's your least f***ing... Hey man, this was a good list. Gotta go ahead and give this a like because yeah, I forgot he was even in that main event because at that point then they kind of... They really did try to go away from the whole Daniel Bryan situation but it didn't work. People knew who they wanted to see. So they tried to. Once he lost his SummerSlam, well he won it and then lost it in the cash-in. They were trying to put him back down the card and it wasn't gonna work, bro. People wanted to see Daniel Bryan big show being involved. F*** no, get him off my screen. No disrespect to the big show, man. But at that time, no, get him off my screen, bro. Get him, why are you here? 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