 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. My name is Jake, his name is Jimmy's. Let's go! That's Aunt Jan. You said you weren't going to talk about her the entire show. She's a disappointment to her children. Good aunt, bad mom. Big day yesterday, we were on TV, kind of, not a big deal. Thanks, Yes Network. Here's a highlight. We were on TV, and that's why we're a little late today. Big breakdown on Monday, TV on Tuesday, Weekly Dumb, Midweek Dumb, Middle of the Week Dumb. You can get dumb anytime you want. What about the sports, Jake? James, this is a big one, and you just mentioned it. There was a real baseball brawl earlier this week. Your Seattle Mariners versus my Los Angeles Angels. That's why we wear these two jackets. A real baseball brawl got the people going, and it was a long one. There's little flare-ups. Old men falling, your kind of dream. Dom Cheety got suspended. Tough look for Penn Murphy to get tackled by him, but what are you going to do? Old men tackles you and then ball and chains you to the ground. Feel bad? Archie Bradley broke his elbow. No one would have known it was from the fall if I didn't point it out, so I do feel bad about that. Sorry, Archie. And I hope you recover, and you're good and stuff like that. And they doled out all the suspensions, and Phil Nevin gets the longest suspension a coach has ever gotten. A dozen people suspended, and the Angels interpreter got suspended. Yeah, that was tough to him and Otani. Highlight that was going viral. Everyone loves Otani. The interpreter getting suspended cracks me up. It'd be really funny if there was a player of the game who was not an English-speaking player, and they had to do the post-game interview, and it was just lost. Suspended. They just looked at each other. Wish you didn't suspend my interpreter. I'm lost. James, we'll keep it in the world of baseball for this almost a breakdown. When your boy Blooper is back. That sounds like a hyphy song. Your boy Blooper is back. So Blooper is running on the track. And then the other two mascots, I forget what they were. They were like, Kimmy, it was the Home Depot bucket in the drill. Very iconic figures. I'm a Lowe's guy. They cater to women better. And Blooper just destroys one of these mascots. And like, it had to hurt. Blooper jumps up and gets the drill with like his thigh area to the drill's shoulder, the human being human parts. And the drill, they don't just topple. They get- You think there were humans in there. The other Home Depot one steals Blooper's hat. And I like that aspect of it. Like you may have thought you helped me. Yeah. But I'm stealing your hat. You thought you were on my side? No, no, no. I'm still not on your side. You take the bullets out of my gun. Let's throw it back to the more sports but before that Jake, can you show everyone your freshly trimmed pubic hair? Manskate. Oh no. He did it. Jim, you're Stanley Cup champions. You're Colorado Evelynch. We're not talking about them. We're going back to the brawl. Because Jim, it's not all about the bad stuff in the world. When there's bad things, there's light. The Beatles. Jesse Winker got sent a pizza after the brawl. A fan sent Jesse Winker pizza to Anaheim. My favorite part of that story is that it was Mountain Mike's pizza. And the quotes are, I just found a local Anaheim pizza spot. A reporter, Trent, who I like, covers the Reds, I think a lot. Said, if I go to Anaheim, I'm going to try Mountain Mike's. Mountain Mike's is a chain. It's like a fast food pizza place. It's not good. It's like a $5 all-you-can-eat buffet lunch spot. Shots at Home Depot and Mountain Mike's. Mountain Mike's pizza, not good. People like it in California but it's like instant heartburn. They have a dessert pizza that's good. Trying to get them red. The pepperoni at Mountain Mike's is actually especially awful. It's basically 90% pepperoni and then a little bit of pizza under it. And those little pepperonis that get super crusty. So if you like that, he's ordered pizza to players all the time. Walk off cheesecake. Like, why don't we start doing that? We kind of have. No, but with food. Okay. Like they win the game and they come back and there's, here's some cannolis from the Talking Yanks guys. Oh, here's some pizza to the Mets. This is nice. Oh, dead rat box. Rat dropping pizza. Flory dead rats in a box. I thought it was pizza. Sounds illegal. Oh, you're a cop. How long have you been dating Aunt Jan? Back to the Knot Sports. Take that back. Jim, this was a big story for you. You're involved in this in multiple ways. Oh, the Knot Sports. This is good. Craig Ferguson. NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back, Jake. Okay. A little more Bateman. That was cotton. That was, yeah. NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back. Yeah. They do though. So apparently. Seriously. They collected the moon dust when they went to the moon, which you don't believe in, but they did. And then they fed the moon dust to cockroaches to see if it had any infections. Obviously. We're scientists. Can't cockroaches like last through anything? Well, that's the ultimate test. And then they sent the cockroaches and some of the moon dust to Marion. Marion Brooks. Brooks. She dissected it, studied the cockroaches the moon dust, found out it didn't have killer infection in it. But she kept the moon dust and the cockroaches. Her daughter sold it at an auction. And now it's being sold at auction again for 400 grand. Don't believe that. Oh, it's listed for 400 grand. Listed for 400 grand. And NASA is saying, hey, you can't sell that. And they're saying, well, it's already been sold. I bought it. And NASA said, well, we didn't know about that, but now we want it back. The moon dust. I don't know. I'm kind of into that. And I am also. That's weird since you don't believe in the moon. I'm offering a lunch with myself and it's starting at $400,000. Someone would like to take that up. What's the what's the food at this lunch? And the dress code? Eileen Greek. Oh, I'm out for the dress code. Oh, I'm in. Do you work here? Did you provide help? Or are you jobless? You are a real torture you. Employee of the week. What song is that? Dancer. Yeah. Are you human or are you dancing? Dancer, dancer. Dancing. Dancer is the lyric. Dancing. What do you want to give it to? I mean, two people have had babies. Shackles doing great stuff. Shackle in the babies. Shackle in the babies sounds like a good band. Yeah. If you told me that band was playing at a bar around the corner. Jay Shack and the babies. Shackle in the babies. You had it. Oh, we're Shackle in the babies. And this song is, are we human or are we dancing? That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Manscape. Jake showed his pubes mid-show. They were nice and trimmed. 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