A song for beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, featuring the stars of the Posey Peep Show. Music by Aunt Sofonda. Recording and video by Dustin Timbrook.
You've seen those statues of Venus
with the soft and graceful arms
And the round curvaceous assets
Well they certainly have their charms
They stand around in fabulous marble villas
in their draperies mouillees
Luxe, calme et voluptees
They look fabulous all day.
'Cause they've got cell...ulite
It's why they're looking so right
It's that glorious female fat that won't go flat
from noon until night
And then for day to dinner
You simply dress ten pounds thinner
Sit down and have a bite
In your cellulite.
Now some may go for liposuction
but it's playing games with your life
And that fat can grow back even gnarlier
should you even survive the knife
Body wraps are a pain and expensive
and so are treadmills too
I'd rather spend all that money
on something fantastic like...David Byrne CDs.
I love my celluleet
I think it's just kind of neat
And it gives me that extra padded cushion of comfort
whenever I sit down in my seat!
If I had Buns of Steel,
you could hear them everywhere
'cause they'd go Knock Knock Who's There? when I sat down in my chair.
Now the feminine form is a myst'ry
with variegations galore
All throughout feminine history
the variety's never a bore
If we're not thin enough for you
well don't sit around and just whine
If you don't like woman-sized women
go get yourself an androgyne.
We love our cellulite
We won't let it give you a fright
We'll simply drape it or tape it or shape it
Or wear our jeans somewhat tight
And then if you need to feel something soft in the night
You'll have to give up the fight
With our cellulite
Yes if you need to be in this world feeling all right
You'll have to stop being uptight