 Does Movies. I'm Adam. It's Tuesday night. It's feeling right. I'm feeling right. I have a buddy joining me. We're going to bring him on in a second. First, a little bit of housekeeping. I should go over. Let me bring this on the stream really quick. I have a Patreon. Patreon.com slash Adam Does Movies. Different tier levels. Highly suggest checking it out. If you want to support my content, that's the best way to do it. YouTube payout is embarrassing to be quite frank. It's disgusting. I got different tiers. Look at these pretty ones. Bronze, silver, gold. But when you get over to Mithril, that's a nice one because that's a $30 treat for you. You get to pick out a roast video for me to do. Let me share this screen really quick. Look at this beautiful list. These videos are at your disposal once you join Mithril. Then I give you a shout out. You say, hey, Adam, I want you to review the cinematic Darlene Emoji movie. I'll do that. I'll go through the entirety of that film and just completely eviscerate it for 25 minutes. It's a good time. I will point out some of these on the list. I don't even hate. There's a couple on here I actually enjoy, but there's enough material for me to say, yeah, let's do this. Let's roast the shit up. That's just a fun treat for anybody that wants to really support the channel and get something in return. The last thing I wanted to say is the friend joining me today, if you didn't figure it out from the title, is Cody Leach. He's got a YouTube channel, obviously. Decent amount of subscribers it looks like. I'm hoping to hit the 1,000 subscriber mark. 100,000. I'm sorry. I'm hoping to hit the 100,000 subscriber mark by 2032 and get a silver plaque up there. That would be the dream. Maybe 10 years or so we get there. Cody's got a lot of good stuff, so make sure to throw a subscription. His way, he just ranked all the Ninja Turtle movies. Interesting. I haven't watched that one yet. I'm going to say put the new one at the top. I'm going to ask him in a second if that's true, because I think that's the way to do it. The animated one was solid. Let's bring him in. Hello, Cody. Hang on. Let me unmute you. Hello, Cody. Hello, how are you? I'm doing well. How are you doing? Not too bad. I have to ask, why is Hollow Man on your roast list? So I asked the audience and some people threw it on there. Now, of course, these are movies that are up to the, you know, the Patreon to choose. So I don't imagine anybody's actually going to pick Hollow Man. I don't know if I've seen, I saw the, is that the Kevin Bacon one that I have on there? Yes. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I don't, I don't remember enjoying that movie, but I don't remember hating it either. I felt like it was a very kind of film. I love it. What was the, was there a remake of that, not that long ago? Or was that Invisible Man? That was the Invisible Man. So he had a very, very different takes, but. I like that one quite a bit. It's all right. Yeah, that was solid. All right. Well, Cody, let's just get down to brass tacks. And I should point out for anybody in the chat right now. Thank you for watching and joining us. Super chats are always welcome. I made a spiel at the beginning about becoming a Patreon or YouTube join member, but super chats are fantastic. It's a quick way to say hi. I like what you're doing. You can ask a question to Cody and I, and we'll answer it at the end of this conversation. And the conversation topic is on horrible movie theater experiences. So if you have one of those and you want us to read it off, we'll put it up at the end, give you a shout out, and we'll see if we can relate it all. I have a feeling we will because we've both been to a stupid amount to movies in our time. When you see the amount of movies that I do, you play the averages pretty badly. I never had those experiences. Well, I go twice a week, so I get a lot. Yeah. Cody, I did a little bit of research right before we started the stream. I'm going to throw it a little bit of trivia for you if you don't mind. Oh, yes, go ahead. The first theater, if you didn't know, was called the Nickelodeon, and it opened in, what did it open? Oh my God, I'm sorry. It opened for 15 to 20 minute short videos, and it was named Nickelodeon because it only cost a nickel to go to it. This was in 1905. Look like a king in those days. 1905, you're walking in with a fur coat and a cane, tip the hat, and yeah, you're watching a 15 minute short, which was I guess the equivalent of a TikTok now. Then there was the rise of the color films, and sound was actually included, which is nice. That was in the 1920s. Then we saw the rise of driving movies. We got to multiplexes. They started incorporating 3D, and now here we are today in the complete shit show post-COVID with streaming taken over. I only bring this up because in 1958, there was over 4,000 drive-in theaters. Today, there's around 300. Do you see this happening with the multiplexes in the future, or do you think we're okay? Things are going to stay good for the theater experience? It's hard to say. It feels like the movie industry has tried so badly over the past, especially over the past three years to try to completely change the theater side of the business to their advantage. I think if the movie theaters had it their way, there would be a Paramount Theater. There would be a WB Theater that only played their movies and all that kind of craziness. But it feels like whatever direction they're trying to push us, while it seems like people are willing to go with it at first, audiences tend to push back. They tried to do the whole day-in-date release thing where WB was like, you can see our movies at home, or you can go to the theater, but who would do that when you could see it for free at home? They had backfired pretty badly. There's been some other ideas like AMC, which is for my knowledge the biggest theater chain, and strangely seems like the one most determined to destroy the theater industry. They were trying to do some shit that were like two years ago, they were saying how they were going to encourage young generations to bring their cell phones because they understand that's the way the world works now. And everybody was like, no, I won't come to you anymore then. And then they had the whole thing that they were talking about not even a year ago where they were going to start doing like tier pricing on the seating. If you sit in the middle, you pay more. And if you sit in the shit seats in the front, then you pay less. And then they decided to abandon that because everybody told them to go to hell. Which one offers you the feature to sit with Nicole Kidman while she's walking around wandering the empty theater seats? Yeah, that's the payment I want to go into. Hey, I want to see the movie of Nicole Kidman since she sits alone in these empty theaters. Absolutely. Yeah. So it feels like, I mean, people just love the theater experience and we'll get into later about how some people don't completely respect that experience. But I don't see theaters going away. No, I don't either. I don't see if anything I just feel like they're going to have to change some of the more classic approach. Like it still kind of baffles me how for the most part, all theaters still serve the same shit they've been serving since like the fifties. Popcorn, candy, a soda, you know, and if you God forbid you one of those dickholes that order like a fucking pizza and then all of a sudden everybody in line is waiting for 20 minutes while you wait for your little six inch pizza to be cooked. And it's just like you go to pizza hut before you get here. I've been to some of the theaters before I left Minnesota, they actually had a lot of really nice theaters and more, I guess, progressive newer style of theaters with acts throwing inside. And there was basically a full pizza kitchen and they would bring the food to your chairs and it reclined and they had heated seats. It was awesome. And then I came to the South, South Carolina. And you're lucky if there's two people working in the theater at any given day. And they're not the friendliest of staff either. But man, it's just a different world. So yeah, they're definitely trying to innovate in some of these places. But also, that innovation comes at a cost. I remember taking my wife and kids to what was it? It was the first movie we went to. I mean, it was still during COVID. It was a quiet place too. That was kind of the big release like, hey, we're getting passed this all. If you're vaxxed and whatever, come out to the theaters. We all went out. We all ordered pizza. We all had a drink and I think it was $87. Oh yeah. Four of us. Obviously you had coupons. It was pretty bad. Well, it was a matinee. We got matinee price. So it was only $10 a ticket. See, I'm personally, I wouldn't mind paying a little bit more for experiences like that. Like I got addicted to the Alamo Draft House experience whenever I went to Fantastic Fest last September where the very strict no cell phones, no talking, literal security guards standing in the theater. Need more of that. I never had that experience. I've only heard amazing things about it. Oh, it's awesome. And then you have the whole full dinner menu, desserts, milkshakes, whatever, three different kinds of popcorn. And it's all geared towards staying quiet. So you have like a little piece of paper and you write your order on it and you stick it there. And the people like, you just see like a head go in front of your table and they snatch the paper like a goblin and then all of a sudden food shows up. And like when I come back home, I'm like, yeah, I got popcorn and assholes on their phone. Right. But yeah, I would, if there was a theater near me that had those policies in place and had more variety of like a dinner experience or a dining experience, I would happily pay $2, $3 more per ticket to go there. And I would probably exclusively go there. That's not everybody. I agree with you. Well, that leads to a big issue I have, at least with regal cinemas. And I think maybe AMC has this to an extent. They have the regal pass is $22 a month. And it gives you carte blanche access to every single movie. Great on paper. The problem is it breeds a lot of rude moviegoers because the movies kind of lose a lot of the weight when you can just go to movies a day and you can sit there and be a jackass and you didn't really ruin anything for yourself because you can just go again. Maybe you've already seen that movie four times. And I know there's people that have regal put out an email recently that said, you've been to like 18 movies this month or something. I don't know. It was, it was pretty reasonable for someone that's in the space, but then it showed the top viewer and was like, this guy's been to 800 movies this month. What? Is he living there? Is he living at the theater? It wasn't that much, but it was, it was an insane amount of movies. It's surprising whenever there's a deal out there that brings in all the people that rarely go, how much horrible, how much more horrible the behavior is. Like what was that deal they had? It was like theater day last year where theater tickets were like $2. And all it was for like three days was just people's Twitter posts of people like fighting each other in the aisles and like throwing beer cans and stuff. And it's like, that's what happens when you open yourself up to the $2 tickets. Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's really the option you have because in my area, there's only two regals and that's the only thing I have for hundreds of miles and a lot of other people. So when a regal charges, I believe it's like $14 a ticket, but then they also offer a regal pass for $22 a month. It's just a no-brainer. So I think a huge amount of people have this pass and it's just using abuse. It's miserable. Yeah. They're not really invested in seeing the movie. It's just some shit to do for two hours. Exactly. Exactly. All right, Cody, I want to, before we get into the miserable stuff, why don't you give me, what would you say is the best year or year span of movies for you? Was it when you were like 17 in the, you know, the 2000s or the, sorry to put you on the spot. If you don't know offhand, I have it in my head. You go ahead and let me do just a tiny bit of research because, yeah, I don't know, I can't do that one off the cuff. Well, for me, and it's obviously because I was a teenager at the time, I didn't have the stress of a family and a full-time job and all that stuff. So obviously that's going to come into play. But for me, movies were really magical when they did have the person taking your ticket at the front at the ticket booth, which my kids don't even know what that is. And then you would go to a separate area. And this was in the, I would say, I would say late 90s, very early 2000s. So 90s and 2000s around that area is where I thought movies were fantastic. And I had a great time every time. So you would go to the front ticket booth, you would go to the concession, and then you would have one dude who just ripped the stub and told you where to go. What a job. That was the job I wanted. I'm like, I want to be that fucking guy. He just goes there, oh, there you go, two for this. Head on that way. Enjoy Spy Kids 3D, you stupid idiots. What a treat. What a magical experience. And so, yeah, the Matrix, for instance, or I'm trying to say Spider-Man, when those hit or Lord of the Rings, they all had those midnight showings, which I thought were freaking awesome because you're not getting some shlub off the street with this regal movie pass coming into this thing. You are getting hardcore fans of movies waiting in line for six to eight hours to go watch Lord of the Rings at 12 o' one in the morning, knowing that they're not getting out of this thing until well after three on a Friday night. That's fucking awesome. And so, yeah, I would say those were the glory years for me personally. Probably not necessarily reflecting on the actual movies that were released, but probably the glory years for me was somewhere between 2002 and 2003. So that's when I was like 12, 13 years old. And this is when I lived in Ohio. I moved here when I was 14. And whenever I lived in Ohio, movie theaters, we had three of them that were all like within 10 minutes here in the South, especially if you don't live in the city, you tend to have to drive 20 to 30 minutes to get wherever you're going to go. So whenever I was preteen, if you will, I was always really heavily in the movies. I was always wanting to go check out the new thing. I was always pestering and begging my dad every time there was a big new one. But this was when I was starting to get old enough to go and watch them by myself if I wanted to. There was also a whole deal where my grandma was friends with somebody that was actually the projectionist at one of the theaters. It was the lesser of the three that was nearest, but I didn't care. And so once in a while, if he was working, I could just get like a little free pass to go watch stuff. And so there was like a year, year and a half there to where I could pester my dad to go to all the big blockbuster stuff that me and him would want to go see. And then all the smaller stuff or all the more kid friendly stuff that he didn't really have interest in. I would go by myself or I would take a friend from school and go in for free. So like I saw signs three different times in theaters, movies like again, not saying quality, but like kangaroo jack, like things like that, where I was like, that's going to be a four star experience. Drop me off. Anger management, things like that. So that little stretch there where I saw just to spin up really quick. I saw kangaroo jack way later. And was that my uncle owned it. And I was like dog sitting. And so I threw it on. And that movie was nothing like the theater said it was going to be. Do you remember those trailers? They're showing him like wrapping in front of the camera. That literal one scene. That's one scene in the movie. It's like even about the kangaroo. This isn't like Scooby Doo at all. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Absolutely. I just had to share that because that was funny. Yeah. So those were the years that I think really started to get special to me because it wasn't like I wasn't tethered to my father where it was just whatever movie he wanted to see. That's what we were seeing. I could kind of start to make my own movie decisions and see as much as I wanted to, to an extent. Of course, yes. Sign of things to come for my future. Oh man, I used to bike to the movie theater. That was, I remember biking with my buddies to go to the game. You remember that gem with Michael Douglas? That movie blew my mind. That movie blew my mind. I was like, and I walked out of the theater and most, it's a Fincher movie. So most of it's at night and it looks beautiful. But this was a matinee. So when we walked out of the theater, it was like vampires getting hit with a stone. I missed that though. I missed that. And now it's usually me by myself going to the theaters because not even my kids have interest half the time and seeing the movie. And my wife is, she's completely checked out, but we'll get to the reason for that in a little while here. A couple of bad experiences were enough to say, I'm good. I'm done. Okay. So we got our, you know, we got our good years out of the way. Do you have, let's just jump into it. Do you have a specific movie theater experience that stands out as just the ultimate worst? Do you recall? I have two that I often bring. I mean, there's been plenty, but two that were just like how this did not end in a confrontation. I don't know. So the smaller of the two was that film lights out from like maybe four years ago, a little horror movie or the demon chick only shows up if the lights are out. And there was a woman directly in front of me that was snapchatting all of the scare scenes. And if you've seen enough horror movies, you know when it's coming, you know when the mood music drops out, you're like, okay, something's coming and every single time that would happen. She pulled her phone out full brightness for everybody behind her. She would record the entire sequence until the scare happened. And then she'd spend the next five minutes putting like emojis and the lights out logo and the hashtags and yeah. Yeah. And so the third time that it happened, I was like, and so I got up to go and like get a manager. But by that point, I guess somebody else had already been tired of it. And so she kind of walked over and stood in our area and then luckily it stopped. But by then the movie, you know, it's a short film. So by then the movie was already like two thirds of the way done. And all of the best scenes were ruined because it was, I was, you know, being spotlighted in the face. Yeah. That's, do you ever, do you ever ask them directly or do you try to go get a manager? I usually try to avoid the confrontation because I know I don't do well if it's not a simple, okay, sorry, I didn't realize or something like that. Like if anybody is going to like put the asshole shoes on and be like, I paid for my ticket, I do what I want, then I know it's going to be a, I'm going to ruin everybody else's theater experience. So I'm always nervous about that because I don't react well when I'm trying to like, I'm trying to be respectful and like, can you not be an asshole? And then it goes the other way. So usually I leave it to the staff and luckily this theater, my wife managed for about three years. So I knew the staff. So I didn't really have to go searching or have any awkward experience. It was just like, yo, Joe, what the fuck? Somebody in here. So the other one was more recent. It was Black Panther Wakanda forever. And I had to, typically what I'll do, if somebody is just, it becomes clear that this person is not going to stop the entire movie. I will just move seats. I will find out where somebody is not sitting, going move seats. My theater does have a sign seating, but I assume like if you're 30 minutes an hour into the movie and somebody hasn't sat there yet. So I had a woman next to me with a kid who clearly had no interest whatsoever in this movie. And Wakanda forever is not really a kid friendly Marvel film. It's a lot darker and, you know, it's not a fun movie. So this kid's losing his mind. He's, you know, shuffling around and I'm a parent. So I'm patient. I understand sometimes you bring your kid to a movie and they just act like an ass and you're like, well, great. This is my experience now. So I'm being patient. And then eventually she hands the kid her phone and lets him play video games while the movie is on, which I wouldn't have minded as much, but she left the sound on. And so he's playing video games with the sound on while the movie is going. And this is one of those things where I'm just like, how the fuck is this a thing? Like if I even have to bring this up to you, why do I have to be the asshole to tell you you don't bring cell phone video games, tablets, whatever into the theater with the sound on. It's annoying enough with the sound off and the brightness all the way down. Do you find this an epidemic that's happening elsewhere with the sound full blast out in public? Because I've had it happen several times in just the last month, albeit the freaking clinic with my wife and some woman has like a pastor on the phone. He's like, may the power of the Lord insane. It's just blasting. Do you guys not have any filter? Do you not understand that there's other people here? Do you have fucking headphones you can put on? This is just everywhere now. I see this. Kids are on their tablets, blaring the music in an open environment. I just don't understand. It all started for me and the first few brands of smartphones where people would play music through the really shitty early speakers and they would just put it in their their pocket and walk around with the music going full blast and like this really horrible quality. Ever since then, I've noticed it gotten worse. So I had this woman and her kid eventually whenever I realized that she's not going to like, oh my God, I have the sound on. Sorry, everybody else that paid their fucking ticket. When I realized that's not going to happen, I de-reclined my seat and I go to the other side of the theater and sit down and I chose poorly because I sit there and after about 15 minutes, I noticed that the guy next to me has his cell phone on the on the the rest and every time he has a notification, he does this thing flips it and it's right towards me. So every five minutes, that's just like. And then he answers a phone call. And he doesn't say there. He stays there. It would up. Yeah. Yeah. 10 minutes later, I don't know what the Iron Man 3 or something. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. 10 minutes later, he answers the second one. And so I'm just like, oh my God, okay, this is this is going to be my Black Panther Wakanda forever experience, I guess. So I had to move seats again. After that, it was tolerable enough, but that was the one where it was just like, dude, am I going to play like musical chairs in this motherfucker to try to be able to watch the movie? What the hell's going on? Yeah. Yeah, I had, I mean, I've had had several miserable ones as well. The biggest one that comes to mind appropriately enough was Captain America Civil War. And I believe a civil war broke out in the theater that day as well, because outside of outside of the fact that my service was really bad, I made the mistake of not eating beforehand. I knew this was a long movie. I knew the theater supplied really bad chicken wings. I went ahead and order them. It was a gamble. And I failed because those wings were not ready when the movie was started. So I had to kind of like bounce in and out of the theater, hope I'm like, am I wings ready? Are my rings ready? No. Okay. Okay. Outside of that, I had a guy with several boys who had the light up sneaker shoes. Remember when those were popular? And just hitting them against the chair. So it's just like, you know, a constant siren hitting me in the face. And again, this was a cavalcade of just miserable shit going on. So we had the boys over there. I had the guy a couple rows up on his phone, popping it, popping it, you know, full brightness every time I had a gaggle of teenage boys who were making bad jokes during the film. There was just no win at all. So that one really from top to bottom was just a horrible experience all around for a movie that should have been at least a pleasant experience. And the other one that comes to mind was Detective Pikachu. You remember that that little gem of a flick? I took my two kids and I think there was maybe five different guys. It's why is it always fucking guys, middle-aged dudes that are on their phones. And they were just going up like they were at a concert holding up their phones constantly. And unlike you, Cody, I make the mistake of being the guy that goes up and tells these people to knock it off because I also am a parent. And I guess I have to parent adults. So I Detective Pikachu walked half the length of the theater because another thing I always have, I'm sure you've seen this too, is people that go on their phones tend to go in the front rows for some reason so that everyone behind them can see them going on their stupid Facebook or playing their tower defense game or whatever it is. So I make a B line up to the front row and I'm like, dude, you've got to get off your phone. I'm not even nice anymore because I'm so sick of it at this point. So I'm just scolding this adult who's with his two kids. I'm like, dude, you have to get off your phone. I gave you 20 minutes of this movie. It's done. I just, I can't anymore. The final, the final one, and this is the one that made my wife stop going to movies full stop was here in South Carolina. We went to Jurassic World Dominion, which was already a miserable experience adventure of Locusts. Yeah, exactly. Featuring some dinosaurs once in a while. Full house. A person in the middle, this woman is full blown vaping in the in the theater. And she's got like that too. Cherry binocca. I don't know what the flavor is, but just spreads out. And Lindsay's like, I can't do this. What is going on with this woman? And I went to the manager who is probably getting paid, you know, 12 bucks an hour plus a stick of gum once in a while. And clearly could not give a shit. I'm like, man, there's a woman vaping in there. And she's just looks at me like, yeah, I get in line. There's lots of people vaping in these theaters. So yeah, that was it for Lindsay. And also, she doesn't like going to movies with me anymore because she knows I have PTSD from the last few years of movies. And I'm already 10% on edge when I go in, I'm scanning around looking for the worst people. Who's the asshole? At some point, I want to become the full blown villain of my own story. Every time I go into a theater, I'm like, I'm like James Franco and Spider-Man three up in the rafters just like looking down. Who's going to do it? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm already on edge. Like, I swear to God, if someone's on their phones, it was like, I'm going to go in a little cooler. I've mellowed down because now I've been beaten to the point of no return and I'm just kind of a shell of a former person. Yeah, I have this famous move that I do now because my theater reclines. So usually my feet are like up in my view anyway. And so usually like, I'll have this whole thing. And like, if somebody's on their phone, I'll just pivot my foot to block the phone. And usually that gets me by as long as it's not way off in the peripherals. I do that with the with the hands. If I see a riff shot over here or if it's one row up, I just kind of do one of these. But then you still get the piercing once in a while. And it's just the fact that I know this asshole's on it. That's really bugging me. Like, why aren't you enjoying this movie? You paying for it? Yeah, my wife gets uncomfortable once in a while whenever we go. And that happens because I'll stare at the person like that's the first line of defense is I'm just like this. I'm just waiting for the peripherals. They never care. Never do. Never do. It never happens. Oh, man. Yeah, I had a like a meerkat popping up. Come on, dude. Come on. Try me. I love it. Yeah. One of the best ones I ever had was it was it was actually the second time that I went to go see the last Jedi because the first time I was like, I must have saw the wrong movie. So I went to the very next day to see it again before I reviewed it and it was a full packed theater and I'm off like in the middle left. And you see, you know, and as soon as the opening crawl gets done, some dude like in the front row opens his cell phone and within half a second, some guy in the back, I put your fucking cell phone away. You watch the Star Wars. Bad guy. First row. I was like, that guy's a hero. You're my hero. Yeah. That guy's a hero. Part of me is so jaded and cynical. I feel like that wouldn't fly anymore. And then there's more people that are accepting of people being on phones. Yeah. I feel like I'm losing my mind and I'm the only person going to movies now to actually watch the movie. And there's all these other people in there that are just kind of half in and they're also like, you know, there's we can do other things. We don't have to, you know, maybe we set up like a dinner over here and, you know, have a FaceTime call with grandma while the credits are going. Yeah, I don't know. That's what makes it hard is that, you know, back in the day, there used to be the one dude doing the asshole thing and you knew if anybody said anything, the rest of the theater had your back. And nowadays it feels more like it's 50 50, like half the people that actually want to see the movie that they paid their hard earned money for and everybody else is like, this is just like cool room with AC that I can flip through Instagram. Like what's the problem? That's what we're eventually going to become the villains of this story where everybody's going to be the one dude left is like back in my day, we didn't have phones out when we were watching the movie. Yeah, I also get a kick out of the assholes that can't find their seat without their phone. So they'll go to the bathroom and they'll come back like they forgot the layout of the theater. Like it's somehow moved as it as the island and lost it when they turned a wheel. So the person comes back and their phones at full brightness like it's like your fucking seats right here. I could see it. Or the people that come into the the movie like 20 minutes after it starts and they're they're trying to find an open seat back in the old days or that if you have a sign seating, they're trying to read their ticket. And it's like, you didn't read it out in the hallway asshole. And there's always someone in their seat every time they come in. Oh man. There's always people in their seat. I had a I had a bad one here in our seat. And they have like 14, you know, popcorns in their hand and a swirly straw. That's why they were late because they ordered all that shit. Oh man, I had a bad one with that. So this was during the time that my wife worked at this theater and it was like a date night movie. And this is you know, I was I was on YouTube at the time. This wasn't necessarily a movie that I would normally go on a date for. But I wanted to go check it out and possibly review it. Then it was all that was out. So we drove like, you know, 3040 minutes to go drop our kids off at my wife's aunt's house and then hauled ass back and I'm I'm sweating the entire time because I'm like, we're going to be late for this movie. There's no way we're going to be late. We're going to miss the beginning. And I can't stand that. Not only just because I don't like missing the movie, I don't like being that asshole that comes in after it started. Yeah, right. And so we get there and it's literally like the opening, you know, opening credits basically. And it was that movie Detroit. Did you see that one about the white cops that were imprisoning the black people in that hotel and killed a couple of them like it's one of those hardcore like, oh man, people are evil movies. So it's pretty hardcore. And we get there and we're there just in time, but we walk all the way up through the darkness and two people are sitting in our seats and my wife's like, oh, no, fuck that. And she goes and gets out and gets whoever was working at the time. And then the movie starts to brighten up and we're standing off the side and I start panning the room and I'm just like, oh God, this is not good. And my wife is like, what's wrong? And I was like, we're the only white people in this theater and we're kicking two black people out to watch Detroit. You don't belong in this seat. You go to the back of the theater. This is exactly where their seats were. That's what made it even worse. And so that whole thing I was just like, oh my God, this is not a good look. Oh man, the other one which renegade hero luckily in the in the chat reminded me of was it was almost a terrifying situation, but it's kind of a funny story because nothing happened. So when Heller Highwater came out, it was one of those movies that was kind of hard to find a theater that was playing it. And then finally one of the theaters in Savannah, one of the shittier ones was playing it. And I really wanted to see it. So me and the wife went to, you know, fought like hell to get the kids taken care of so that we can go see it. And we're watching this movie and it's an awesome movie. And we get to the last 10 minutes. And all of a sudden these two dudes walk in together that have not been there the entire movie. And one of them sits in the far left front seat and the other one goes and sits in the back far right seat. So they have the whole thing cornered. And all I'm thinking, I'm like, am I, do they have a backpack or anything? Like, you know what my mind was thinking? I'm something like, what the fuck? And so I'm sitting there and I'm like, what do I do? And so I take my wife, I'm like, let's go because I don't, this isn't good. And we walk and you know, you know how the theater has like that little divider that goes whenever you're walking in. And so I was basically watching the last 10 minutes of the movie like that, like watching through there just in case I heard a fucking gunshot. Nothing ended up happening. It kind of, it makes me sound shitty that I didn't go grab somebody like, hey, somebody's about to die. I was just like, hey, I got to make sure I see the end of this. So I can review it. You're just watching still. Yeah, exactly. We got to go. We got to go. I got like a five seconds left. How are the people going to know what I think of the full movie if I don't finish it? What if there's a twist at the end? A cameo. We had a me and my buddy Clint back in high school actually had almost had a very bad altercation with the gentlemen. Funny enough, this is one of two Jet Lee films that I have to talk about really quickly. But Jet Lee's chorus master were the one you're familiar with that film. I am the one that's where he has to kill different variants of himself to become the strongest yet. It has a pretty badass soundtrack. I like that movie. It's very 2000s, but I like it. Well, you know why is because it's, I think 89 minutes long. It's not even a full hour and a half because it knows to get in and get out, which a lot of movies are failing to acknowledge recently. We go to this movie and I have to get up to go to the bathroom at one point. So I do because I have the bladder of, you know, like a seven year old girl. I come back and then my buddy when the movie's almost done has to get up and go. And this is enough to break the camel's back on the guy that's sitting at the end. First off, if you're sitting at the end of the row, you should expect that people are going to probably have to come and go once in a while. This dude looked like he was maybe a war vet or something. And he starts cursing us out. He's like, holy shit. And he looks at us and he's got rage in his eyes like I've never seen before. And my buddy, you know, we're both like scrawny, thin dudes, but we're scrappy. There's two of us in high school. We're ready to move and bounce. But my buddy had a little bit of a mouth on him too. So he's like, what are you going to do about it, dude? And so the movie is over and we're in the parking lot and here he comes, you know, mowing down on us. He's like, all right, let's do this. Oh my God, are we going to fucking fight at the end of Jet Lee's the one in the parking lot in the middle of the day? I will be the one. I am the one. And some random passerby sees what's happening and he breaks the whole thing up. But yeah, we were about ready to full blown, full, fold each other there in that parking lot. It would have been bad. That is awesome. Yeah. The other one was Jet Lee's other beautiful film, Romeo Must Die. This one, this one wasn't a fight, but I did get detention because our basketball team made it to the final four. And we had one of these things where you could leave school today for the day and go to the game. You could drive down and watch it to show school spirit. Well, we didn't do that. We ended up going to Romeo Must Die. And then we were just going to get the ticket stubs and go back. I don't know how it all worked out semantically, how we got the stubs. But I did not. So I got detention. Somehow my buddies got out of it. But oh, man. You know, I did see Romeo Must Die. And I would say worth it. Worth the detention any day. Worth the detention. Oh, yeah. So those are a couple. I just had a couple of grievances. I don't know if you agree with these or not. But I'm a big soda drinker at the theater. I like to have a Coca-Cola classic when I watch a movie. I have one every time I do a live stream. It's kind of my, it's my little guilty pleasure, I would say, Cody. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I have a coke. And are you really? Okay. Yes. Yeah. I get the enjoyment out of a glass of Coke with ice in it that most people do with their after work beer. Exactly. Thank you. I appreciate that. So what I don't appreciate though is this regal situation. They only have Pepsi products and a part of me is turned into the ground. Yeah, basically dead inside every time I go to the theater. And I don't even know what to do. I stand there with my dick in my hand, like a lost puppy. And it's either I get a Mountain Dew or I, you know, this is sad to say because I'm a big, I'm a big supporter of theater chains. But I will say a couple of times recently I went to Chipotle before the theater, before the movie, I got a large drink and I just went in with the drink. You can judge me if you want. This is the position they put you in. They handcuffed me. Orched your hand. Had they offered me Coke, I would have emptied that drink out right there on the spot and I would have bought a new one, a fresh one. Yeah. I've done it a couple of times and I'm not happy about it, but that's where we're at. I'm the same way. I despise Pepsi. I don't mind some of their offshoots like Mountain Dew. That's typically my go-to if somebody tells me they don't have Pepsi. Oh, God, Mountain Dew. Or, you know, Sierra Mist wasn't bad or excuse me, now it's starry. Same shit. Just really? What did that happen? Within the past year, I haven't verified this, but the story that I came across was that there was a influencer, a TikTok influencer or somebody that was using the name Sierra Mist and Pepsi actually tried to sue this person, but it was their actual name, so Pepsi lost and had to force a brand change of a soda that's been around for fucking 20 years. So now it's starry. Starry. Starry. Same shit. No difference whatsoever. Well, now it's starry. There's no way anyone has this name anywhere and then the Pokemon company calls them up that night. Yeah, we have a problem. But yeah, every time we go out to a restaurant or whatever, like there's an audible groan when they take the drink order. So I'm like, I'll have a Coke. And I'm like, is Pepsi okay? And I'm like, no, Pepsi's a horrible disappointment, but I'll have a Mountain Dew. You know, waiters probably could attest to this. There's probably something in their handbook or their training where they say, okay, we have a Pepsi challenge rule here where there's going to be a good swath of customers that when they ask for a Coke and you say Pepsi, just expect them to have like a full body reaction, you know, fall backwards, have a little tantrum. You just have to, you have to roll with it and say, is Pepsi okay? Is Pepsi all right? You know the answer. You know the answer, sir. It's not at all. It's funny. I find that people that prefer Pepsi don't mind substituting with a Coke, but people that love Coke despise having to substitute with a Pepsi. I haven't met anybody that's broken that rule. It's good marketing. Pepsi pumps a ton of ad revenue into marketing their product. And I think that a lot of families just were like, well, the Pepsi challenge says Pepsi is better. So I'm not even going to bother with Coke. Spears likes this one. I'll take that one. Yeah. I got Britney Spears fighting in a Coliseum with pink and Beyonce that surely they wouldn't do that if they didn't love the substance. Yeah. My theaters around here all have Coke. I only get screwed whenever I go out of town. Like if I had to go to a Jacksonville or something for a movie or the couple of times I've gone to Atlanta for a press screening, those are the times where I get the disappointment. But like you, nine times out of 10, it's got to be a Coke. Once in a while, I'll do a Mr. Pib. If I'm just not quite in a Coke mode, that one will work for me. But those are the only two. Sprite, I love, but it doesn't feel right in the theater. And same with Mountain Dew. That's a Coke product, though. Sprite's a Coke product. So you're out of luck, regardless. You know, this happened. I haven't been a subway in many years, but back when I ate fresh at Subway, they had, I believe, Pepsi products to start with. And a Mountain Dew paired really nicely with a 12 foot meatball sub. And they at some point decided we're a Coke family now. And it's the only time in existence where I was actually disappointed that I couldn't get my hands on a Mountain Dew with a meal. I'm gonna throw that out there. So it's not just some, you know, it's not a bias. It's not like a 100% blind love for Coca-Cola classic. I do have some love for Mountain Dew as well. Just not at the theater. I remember on a, it was a social media post that I saw, I think it was like maybe four years ago where Arby's officially swapped from Pepsi over to Coke products nationwide. And there was somebody, they were like, well, you just lost a customer. I was like, I was like, well, you lost one customer. And now we're done. And now we're done. Thanks. That's it. That's it. We weeded that guy out. Dad, can we have Arby's tonight? No, we can't have Arby's tonight or tomorrow or ever again. We are, we are a Pepsi family. Dammit. Do you have any, the last thing I want to say, and then we can answer some super chats. So feel free to throw super chats in if you have any horrible movie experiences, or if you have any questions for Corey or I, or if you want Corey to kind of do some sort of a magic trick, I think you'd probably do that. And everybody would be happy. Corey, do you have any just kind of funny movie theater experiences? Like one that jumps to mind right away is I went to Pan's Labyrinth, amazing movie back in the day when he had theaters and this dad comes in with his six year old daughter. And I think I was more fascinated by how quickly they were going to leave that I was with the movie at the time, because I knew this was a hard R film. And within, I think five minutes, the evil dad in the film is just busting the fuck out of the guy's nose with a bottle, and they were gone. The girl's crying and they're out of the theater. Like, I don't know what you were thinking going into this, dude. I have two that come to mind. So I had whenever I went to go see the Conjuring 2. You've seen that one, I assume? No. No? Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I got it. I got it confused with Insidious. I love the Conjuring movies, except for the last one. I thought that that was kind of lame. I agree. Yeah, I didn't even feel like a Conjuring movie. It felt like it's weird. I mean, it is, I guess, James Wanda and do that one. Yeah, I was confused with Insidious, which I feel like those are C list horror movies that somehow have five movies now. But yeah, go on. That's a good flick. There's about maybe 40 minutes into the movie where the little girl that is being haunted or whatever is home by herself because her parents are awesome. And so she's by herself and she keeps hearing things. And so it keeps doing this shot where it shows the empty chair and it's kind of moving. And then it'll reverse back to her and you can see the reflection in the TV of the old man sitting in the chair. And it's a really good scene that's building tension. And so we were watching this and of course it's like classic theater with loud noise whenever or loud speakers whenever it's loud and it's like whisper quiet whenever everybody knows a scare is coming. So everybody's silent and it keeps panning back and forth. And then there's a shot where after all of that buildup, the camera goes back to her and the old man is like right next to her head. And he's like, my house. Yes. And so I was in the theater and I swear to God, like we're watching it at full packed theater. And as soon as that my house happened, there was a black dude in the front row that fucking booked. He just ran full sprint out of the theater and never came back. And I just laugh because like the whole thing, I'm like, is he coming back at some point? And they just, nope. He said, fuck it. I'm out. And so that was hilarious. And then, uh, the, uh, I was like, ah, you weren't ready. Uh, but the other one to the point where I have to recreate it myself when I watched the movie at home because it's just part of the experience for me. Uh, the original kick ass. So this was like 2009, 2010. I go to see it with a coworker friend of mine and the movie is great. And it gets to a point like two thirds of the way through the movie where Nicholas Cage and kick ass are tied up and they're being tortured live on TV and they're getting ready to kill. And, and hit girl comes out of nowhere. And so you have the guy that's like standing in front of them in the broadcast and then hit girl comes out of nowhere and just pops them right between the eyes and the lights go out and then the sound cuts out of the movie. Yeah. Yeah. And so yeah, we're watching it and you have that. So pop and then the sound cuts out and the dude in the middle of theater goes, you suck a bitch. And the whole fucking theater died laughing. And to this day, I can't watch the movie without that happening. And then to myself, I have to go, you suck a bitch. It's just part of the movie to me. I'm like, it's, I got the, where's the director's cut? Cause that's the one that I'm used to. That's the Cody cut. Hey guys, I've been through it. I digitally remastered this film and I added a line that I think really, really enhances it all. Yeah. It just doesn't hit the same without it. So yeah, that's, that's the funniest one that I've had, but literally the whole theater burst in the laughter. And I was just like, man, that was a great line. That's gold. That's like the, what was the, did you overwatch Seinfeld? I've seen a few episodes. Seinfeld fan. Oh man, highly, highly recommend. You go through it. It still holds up. Anyway, George Costanza, he's one of the losers of the show, but he goes to the Hindenburg disaster movie. And when the blimp blows up, he yells out, that's got to hurt. And he gets a couple of chuckles. So he keeps going back to the movie to try to recreate the show. It's got to hurt. That's ridiculous. That's pretty good. Anyway, yeah. Anything else or should we jump into the superchats? Trying to look through my notes of complaints. I think we're good. Maybe the, maybe the chattel inspires some more bitching out of me, but I feel like I've covered my bases. Trying to look over my old man grievances I have with the theaters. Let me tell you guys about the movie theater experience back in my day. Okay, super chat. We got from Jonathan S for five dollars. Thank you, Jonathan. Not bad, but interesting about five minutes late for times two guy in the back says, wait, oh, X two times two. I thought he meant Cody and I X two X men united. You missed the night crawler fight seemed excited. Have you seen stay yet? Okay. Well, this is two separate topics, but, um, man, that is a bummer that you missed that X meant to opening number because that's truly one of the best moments of the film. And I love X meant to it's still one of my favorite comic book movies. I think, yeah, I think between that opening and the, the mansion raid were, I don't think I've ever seen Hugh Jackman and go more fucking visceral than when he puts that guy into the fridge and yells right in front of the front to back has so many great moments. Um, okay. Have you seen stay yet? I don't even know what that is. Stay. Is that that movie? Is that that old movie with Ryan Gosling? What he says yet? I assume maybe it was. I would assume it would be recent. Yeah, we have a 2005, a 2021 and a 2013. Yeah, 2005 is the only one that I I've ever heard of. I've not seen it, but yeah, I'm aware of it. I've, I think somebody I know used to always talk pretty highly of it. But Jonathan, if you want to clarify, yeah, if you want to clarify, please do for an additional $10 super chat. Thank you. Just one word answer just to the year. Yeah, it's all we need. Back to the movies. Tony from hack the movies in the mix. Beautiful $5 super chat. Let's bring that up really quickly. I play Adam does movies videos on my phone when I'm in a theater. The whole time I scream, this is my friend Adam. He isn't as famous as me. Well, I mean, I would have put an apostrophe in that isn't that's kind of triggering me right now. But I understand Tony. Yeah, Tony is a very famous movie critic. He was in the film Dark Night Rises. I believe we talked about this last time. Cody, if you recall, he's one of the extras in like, you know, seat 800 row 3000 back. If you pause, you can enhance 17 times and maybe find him. Yeah, that's his claim to fame. And we have to respect that. Thank you, Tony. I'm glad that you play if you're playing Adam does movies or Cody leech in the theater, that's perfectly acceptable. Yes, we'll allow that. Okay, Hulk for $10. Thank you, Hulk. I imagine this is the Mark Ruffalo, Ruffalo. How do you say that last name? Is it Ruffalo? Ruffalo is how I usually pronounce it, whether it's correct or not. What's your favorite Hulk, Cody? I actually prefer the Edward Norton one. Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna maybe shock you and say I like the Bonna version. I like the Eric Bonna. Yeah, I don't like the movie. I like, I like his performance though. First time I've ever donated money to a YouTuber. You are awesome, such a strong male YouTuber. And for YouTube, it's about time. Only way I can climax now. Thank you, Hulk for all those great references to a recent video I did. Cody's probably like, Dear God, what? Yeah, I was gonna say, this is the best super chat ever. No, there's a, I recently roasted the all-female Ghostbusters from 2016, the iconic. Yeah, and there were several jokes where I said, this is now the only way I can achieve climax. It was like the, you know, at one point, what the hell's his name? Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth draws the Ghostbuster logo, and it's like the big boobs, and then the ghost. Yeah, so little jokes. This is the highbrow stuff you get on this channel. We have a Matt or Matt Jazz fan for $4.99. Thank you. A year ago, someone's phone kept ringing till I yelled, turn your fucking phone off. And then I realized it was actually coming from the movie. I thought he was gonna say from me, but either way, that's great. A little twist in there like that. It's like M. Night Shyamalan in the mix. That's fucking awesome. That's great. Okay, we got Jan Rose with a $5 super chat. Thank you, Jan. I don't watch horror movies at theaters anymore because when I did, there'd always be a group of people laughing and it's not funny. I have PTSD too. Yeah. Yeah, horror movies can be rough because you get the, you get the teenage crowd out in those more times than not. And they're always there to giggle because they're there with their friends or that they're on like a triple date or whatever. And yeah, it can be rough. I think it's a coping mechanism for some of them. It's typically the boys I see do it where they're just kind of laughing to kind of calling their nerves and maybe peacock a little bit like, oh, this is funny. But secretly, they're kind of crying inside like, I hope it doesn't get scarier than this. Yeah. Thank you, Jan. I agree. When I was another one from Jan, $5 beautiful. When I was watching Lincoln at a theater, I still haven't seen Lincoln because neither of them and I just, I just can't do it. An hour or so in an old lady fell asleep and snored so loudly. I laughed so hard. Oh man. I think I have had that before where people are falling asleep and doing one of the, I had one of these. You try to do that subtle thing where like you try to like hit the chair and like move the whole row, jolt them out of their sleep. I only, I only fell asleep and caught myself snoring in a movie one time. And I think it was just for a second. So I don't think I was anybody's super chat story. But it was the first Doctor Strange. I was like 45 minutes into it and I just had something about the reclining seats and not really being that into it. I was like, I dozed off for a minute and then I kind of do that like that one little thing that jolts you out and then you like look around all self-conscious like, holy fuck, how long was that going on? Well, it's the driving thing, right? I'm sure you've had it when you're driving really a long night or something. You do one of the, and then you start like slapping yourself. I just had this for the first time ever in the theater at Meg two. I was starting to kind of go. I felt it like anything during that first 90 minutes. It's like this movie is so mediocre across the board and then they're underwater and it's dark for half of the film. And yeah, Meg two wasn't great. Yeah, I wasn't a fan. Although, you know, the TikTok community that for some reason the algorithm shot my short out to was very high up on that film and they had some choice words for me, Cody. A lot of choice words for me. They couldn't still the words, but they were very choice. This guy dumb. He don't know. Like these like six year olds. Who's writing this shit? Okay, Sean Payton 1999. Thank you, Sean. Amazing. Black Adam went to I like we just started with black Adam. He's really setting the stage went to see it and something with the theater at the time there was something with an air conditioner made noise the entire movie. That kid who didn't know what to do in that movie besides be annoying. What? Did I miss this? Am I understanding this? There was something with an air conditioner made noise the entire movie. Okay, so is Sean the kid that's annoyed by the air conditioner? Am I I think he's using two like compounded things that were annoying about the movie experience that air conditioner noise and the kid who I see in the movie. He kind of he broke it up with with the kid. Yeah, an air conditioner. Oh man, I had so I'm I'm old enough to remember the days. The really sad days before theater seating was a thing. We had a movie theater. We had a fucking movie theater in our town that was just straight flat. So if you weren't the tallest guy in the room, you were you were fucked. If you were the tallest guy in the room, you were the asshole. Always me. I remember going to yeah, I mean I remember going to Toy Story the first one and we were very far back in the theater and we still did not have and at this time stadium seating was a thing but I was in a rinky dink small town so we didn't have it yet and it was the game you know Cody when you're when you're having to like weave your head position it so that you're going past the lady with the March Simpson hairdo and the guy that for some reason has a cowboy novelty hat on and you're just trying to find that one angle that you can watch this movie awful. I will never forget when I walked into my local theater and they finally implemented a sign seating. I was like oh thank god. I used to fucking hate that whole game you had to play like if it was something like Avengers, it's like well we got to get there two hours early otherwise we're going to sit in the damn aisle and uh man when they did that I was like oh you guys are beautiful people. I never failed to entertain me for like the first two years. Every third time I went to the theater there was always somebody holding up the line because they were just infuriated that they had to pick their seat like why can't I just go pick one when I'm in there and I'm just like dumb bitch what does it matter? What are you losing? Everything. Yeah. I um god those were the days. I part of me misses the picking your own seat. It was such a mad. Oh was that asshole that had to like reserve nine friends. I only have like six things on my person so a jack is three seats over a jacket. I got like my pop is seven seats over for my group who never shows up until the movie starts and then I'm like a care in there like oh thanks for coming. I've been here for 40 minutes. Um yeah I remember going to the day after tomorrow and I was freaking hardcore with movies. I prided myself on getting there early and getting that middle center row the holy grail of movie experiences. I don't know who these insane assholes are that want to sit in the front they're crazy but day after tomorrow I had to put myself out there and let my brother two years younger than me um he was going to be the one in charge of getting to the theater early this one time and he fucked everyone. He did not get there early. We show up he rolls in right with us. He's in the parking lot I'm like you're not just getting here right? You're like you went back to your car to get something right? And he's like uh no okay well we're screwed then. We're going a day after tomorrow opening night and we get there we're and then we are in the front row looking like this I had I had neck pain afterwards for like three days. I have only had to to my not to my memory I've only had to watch a movie in that front row one time and it was the Beauty and the Beast remake because my wife is a Disney a classic Disney fanatic and that movie for whatever reason was impossible to get a fucking see that like it is always sold out sold out sold out and we finally found a theater whatever reason you have a remake of one of the most iconic Disney films you have Emma Watson who is like beloved by all I mean this was this was printing money there you go it just felt odd at how like even more so than an Avengers movie it's like is everybody in earth like going to see this so we finally found a theater that wasn't and the only seats where there was two together because everybody always had that one seat space yeah uh was the front row and yeah I would I would walk out I would just go another day because yeah we're sitting there I'm just I'm gonna come over here and like my wife's next to me I'm like let me know if something happens on that side I don't I don't understand it like when they were doing the theater tier pricing idea with AMC the only part of it that ever made sense was like oh yeah the guy if you get fucked and you have to sit in that front row we'll give you a three-dollar discount yeah but uh yeah that's is it worth it though for the discount you just you're it's miserable I don't I remember going to there was two times when I went to a movie with my buddies and we could not sit together and that was kind of fun in its own way too because we'd be watching and once so I just like look back where my buddy was at you'd be like you know you see that yeah that was awesome you're just kind of miming out your excitement that's awesome okay well we got that one I think oh you know what my long long role to get here wasn't even about the stadium seating Peyton it was about the fact that that theater that didn't have stadium seating also had a ceiling fan they went clink clink clink so yeah a fan I've never been in a theater the fan you find in your grandma's house was in the theater I get in front of the screen it's one of those oscillating fans just Jerry please plug the fan back in theater seven Jerry we were not took my wife to go see Joyride last month the AC in that theater was out and I was so tempted to do a tick tock like see sound of freedom people it's not just you they don't want you to see Joyride it's about the message and they're trying to silence us yeah Jesus okay Mike Hunt for two dollars thank you Mike have you ever cosplayed for a movie no the most that I will do is like the concert thing where you just wear the shirt the t-shirt that matches the movie I've never done anything else beyond that um nor have I well I take that back for American Pie I went as a chronic masturbator but that actually was something I was always going at so that was that was separate from the movie but it just lined up now I've never I've never dressed up for a film although maybe I should go to the man in a full bat man how do you remember that movie um do you remember that movie uh don't breathe yeah yeah so I went to go see that and it was my wife it was me and my wife and the only other two people in the theater was a woman and her husband who was blind and he was walking in with a cane I was like for the for the first five I was trying my best I was I wanted to be like are you cosplaying or oh my god the only movie I've ever seen with a blind person in attendance is about the fucking blind guy that's awesome that's fantastic yeah you took it to heart he's like this finally finally gets some appreciation ironically I feel seen yeah I do I will say though I don't cosplay but I do enjoy going to like a star wars opening night back in the day or lord of the rings and seeing the people cosplaying I think it's fun it definitely livens up the mood and it it it shows that people are you know they're getting out and they're they're having a good time and there there really is nothing better to me than seeing a movie with a packed house of people that are freaking loving the movie and really invested in it funny enough Cody sorry really quick um you brought up sound of freedom and I saw sound of freedom with a full house and these were legit the most respectful moviegoers I've ever been with in fact a woman a couple seats down her husband had had snacks and every time he picked up the bag it made like a little and the woman was gonna fucking murder him she's like stop it stop it and she's like hand his hand out and he looked you're like what am I supposed to do that guy never eat that candy and wasted that money oh man you were gonna say something before I interrupt today you maybe think we were talking about cosplay uh there was there's one of the more recent star wars movies I don't remember which one it was but I took my son to go see it and they had a bunch of people like I don't know if they hired them or if they just volunteered to be there but like the long hallway to the big giant theater the GTX at my local one they had people there with like uh different star wars cosplay and they had a whole like line like three or four people on both sides of bounty hunters they were just like security waiting for you to go through and my son and he we're walking through and he goes stormtroopers and I was like you're gonna get our ass kicked dude like he said that and they were all like and they just stopped one of the one of the bounty hunters takes a step forward and turns come with me yeah yeah yeah you're going to carbonite jump with me yeah big mouth that's awesome okay shadow humor with a five dollar super chat thank you sir I love that icon it's just badass you know what's a good movie lamb absolutely incredible peak cinema this is an inside joke because I recently eviscerated lamb in a review recommendation from shadow humor oh man did you see lamb no but it just just just read in the title it sounds like some pretentious a 24 shit exactly what it is pretentious every toe nailed it it's uh you know what the funny thing is I saw the trailer for it at the green night which was more a 24 pretentious shit and I thought lamb looked really cool and interesting and it's one of those movies where all the cool stuff is that first two minutes and then that's it the rest of the movie is just bullshit yeah miserable it's not about what they show you Cody it's what you take away from it you know you build the story you're the great you just don't understand the movie sorry there wasn't enough explosions for you my favorite one recently was whenever I was talking about the the audio quality at Oppenheimer where I couldn't hear about a quarter of the dialogue and really did you have a problem I did it I don't know what it it must be a theater specific thing because it feels like there's people that say that oh thank god he didn't do that this time and then there was just as many people that were like here's this shit again but yeah I had one of the IMAX experiences where about a quarter of the dialogue the music and the ambience behind the dialogue was overtaken what they were saying okay and so I put that note in my my review and I had somebody aggressively come back and they were like that's the point that's what Nolan wants he doesn't like you to hear this genius of Nolan you have to really pay attention yeah exactly I had two takeaways from it I had two hot takes one of them is I just think that people that can't hear it have bad hearing I put it as more compliment on myself like I have such good hearing I can pick up the smallest intricate detail but then the other part of me the conspiracy theorist had I put on for this is Nolan purposely makes his audio a little tough to hear so that you have to go back to the see the movie again and so that it's in the news like oh another Christopher Nolan movie that you gotta see twice exactly I love it either way I know I didn't have that problem I did have it with Tenet for sure but I had it with Tenet and he he over corrected it but it was an issue in Dark Knight Rises whenever they did the trailer and then he like cranked he cranked Tom Hardy way up to not his volumes like eight decibels above everybody else I was bawling in the shadows Mad Jazz fan 999 uh $9.99 that's not part of his name Mad Jazz fan 999 that's his username this also actually happened five seconds before Rocket Man ended a drunk guy stormed into the theater yelling and threw a baby seat directly at me almost hitting me in the face what was there a baby where was the baby where's the story where's the rest of that story there's got to be more than that this act this also actually happened he said meaning that there is more of this story did I miss a super chill we had a he had a previous one oh he did yeah I remember seeing him oh that was Hulk I remember that um oh you're right oh no that's the one I'm looking at right now I don't see it I definitely remember you're right there it is okay this is the guy that did the um oh turn your phone off did I actually read that one out you did where he screamed turn your phone it was it was in the movie you're right okay thank you okay so this actually five seconds before Rocket Man ended so this isn't really relative to that this is just another situation he got himself into I I have a lot of questions number one was there a baby originally in this seat where is the baby now a lot of things around the baby number two why did he throw this at you like that's kind of the big one was it at you was there someone around you that was making a disturbance wow I almost hit him in the face where did it hit him you know did you like dodge it and it just went around some elderly woman bitch old lady behind him this is the first day of the rest of my dead guy either she's dead all right uh thank you for that Matt and I I'm sorry for all the trials and tribulations you've gone through at the movies I probably that might be end game for me if I'm getting baby seats thrown at my head yeah master sergeant with the $10 super chat thank you sir never had a bad cinema experience crap just always works out for me that and I've done only the Alamo over the last decade can't beat it man I'm telling you I'm really I'm trying to will it to existence to have them build one near me the nearest one is like five hours north you're much closer to it than I am really yeah there's one like uh let me see let me just start I'm in Somerville so I'm like I'm a little bit in oh I've been to Somerville one time my address is let me just dox myself and draft house South Carolina or maybe it was North Carolina someday we'll have to do a meetup Cody at the Alamo draft house and hey I'm game I was I was almost considering it's in North Carolina it's in Riley North Carolina you know that's five hours that's five hours for me so that's probably what an hour from you yeah we're pretty close to North Carolina yeah yeah yeah I almost considered taking my kids to go see um the mutant mayhem ninja turtles movie because they were playing it there a little early and they were doing like ninja turtle themed food like there was a nice actual pizza that they made for the movie and like a green slush and I was like that would be fun but yeah five and a half hours is rough yeah for a movie and it's like okay guys well this is the one movie this year that was 90 minutes time to go home you you brought up mutant mayhem what did you you like that in you or not I did I did I enjoyed it like I took my kids to go see it in Jacksonville that was a two-hour drive but we went there and made a whole little day out of it went to Cheesecake Factory afterwards and so it was as one does of course yes absolutely yeah I enjoyed it good and you enjoyed it enough to make it your number one I assume on your ranking video number three if you put secret of the use above it we might we might throw hands as well in the parking lot number one what what was your favorite weapon that the turtles didn't use let me get out my trusty so fun fact you know that they couldn't use weapons in that movie because a bunch of Karens in the 90s wrote to the studio and said they say we don't want to see swords and knives and yeah I do love the beginning of that film when they're in the mall and they're using the different combat cold cuts exactly okay that was the one that I watched the most as a kid so I have the most nostalgia for it and it just yeah it works for me if I was to make a turtle's movie it would be more like the original 1990 film but for some reason that second one is just the one I grabbed the most nostalgia is a dangerous drug for sure and I sympathize I did watch secret of the use quite a bit when I was a kid along with three ninjas the thing is though Cody three ninjas is a terrible film but I watched it an awful lot when I was a kid it is pretty I always love the the three ninjas um what would you call it saga I guess because you have three ninjas three ninjas kickback three ninjas knuckle up and then three ninjas high noon at mega mountain I owned all four of them wow the fourth one was kind of I don't think anybody did anybody return for the fourth was tum tum still just grandpa just grandpa he's still like oh I'm still I'm still flipping over cars with a stunt double uh huh yeah I mean when you have Hulk Hogan is your your top billing star yeah he was I never saw that one I just remember the dvd walking by it at like a kmart or something back in the day and thinking what the fuck they made a fourth one what is this they're coming out like those land before time movies just churning and burning them if I'm not mistaken I believe they filmed the first one and the third one back to back and then they just never released the third one until after they made a second one and then they're like oh people still like these and then they they release knuckle up that's why it's the same cast and one in three and they look they look older and then younger that's right they do and then I remember watching those and being very confused by the whole thing I think Colt Colt we're Colt and tum tum the same we're we're spending way too much time on three Colt was the same and across the first three okay Colt is very sad that I know that confidently but yeah I will take my reputation on this uh Hulk two dollars don't make me hangry wife yeah good advice that's like that's fair I don't know if it's a reference to something I'm missing but uh I appreciate it thank you for the two my wife is ferocious when she gets past a certain point of hangry I you know I'm kind of the same way too I don't consider myself a very mad eye moody individual but once in a while I hit a breaking point where I'm like I gotta have some sustenance or it's just gonna get real around this house there's just clear oh sorry oh no no no that's clear oh oh I'm so happy he didn't get triggered by our comments about you said you saw signs three times in theaters eye leg signs Matt does not care for that movie we've had several discussions um but you know it's neither here nor there different tastes anyway he says I slept through almost the entire prequel Kingsman movie oh that movie sucked heard that movie sucked did either of you guys like it that movie sucked I reviewed it and I had a lot of people like give me shit on the review the Kingsmen or whatever Kingsman I think yeah I never saw it I loved the first Kingsman and I didn't like the sequel at all and so I just kind of tapped out I I really like the first one the second one definitely a big step down it's it got way more I felt spy kids loony tunes-ish with with some of the stuff going on and then the the Kingsman I don't even know what that was supposed to be but it was very long and Ralph Ralph how do you say his name you know it's like Rafe fiends or Rafe Rafe finds yeah that name that name makes me uncomfortable that was one that I was terrified to ever say whenever I first started YouTube because I read it as Ralph Fiennes and if I said that people were going to be like are you talking with me the spelling is unnatural and I just I can't I can't do it it's kind of like fem K Jansen or however you say her name you know Gal Gadot Gal Gadot no matter how you say it yeah the entire DC lineup is kind of like that with Henry Cavill Henry Cavill yeah Henry Cavill I the trick is Cody to just be kind of an idiot and then people just okay I think I called you Corey a couple of times earlier because you know that's just what we do my old co-host was Corey 10 years ago and I guess that's triggering me it happens yeah sorry about that matt sclero okay thank you oh thank you matt if I didn't thank you thank you sir oh by the way matt has he's the um mithril member who has a beautiful movie coming out tomorrow I'm doing Wonder Woman 1984 I'm roasting that it looks like that roast is clocking in around 25 minutes oh wow it's a two and a half hour movie and it took me three sittings to get through back the movies Tony's back that's a weird one to discuss oh it's so such a disaster I had a bad experience recently I'm gonna try to do Tony's voice I went to see dial of destiny the air conditioning was off which was bad but then it got worse because I had to watch dial of destiny I wish I stayed home instead dial of destiny I yeah that movie is something else as well what a weird what a weird film hey uh you got 300 million Disney I'm gonna make an Indiana Jones movie and we're gonna use Harrison Ford who's now almost 80 he might be 80 at this point and it's gonna be longest shit and no one under the age of 25 gives a crap about Indiana Jones it should make a lot of money yeah it didn't make a lot of money what what what what is Disney's deal anyways I feel like they're just they just don't care I mean do they not have people that are going up to him and saying hey listen guys I don't think this film that cost 200 millions gonna make back that money they're just like yeah doesn't matter put it out it kind of feels like everything that was green lit and all the decisions that were made during that little bob chapec era have all turned out to be kind of a disaster in one way or another and so we're probably gonna see about another year or so of that before well with the strikes who knows maybe even longer but oh my god if the strikes and tomorrow dude still be like a year of that trickle before you know Bob Iger stuff starts to see the light of day and we'll see if that's any better he tends to be a lot more safe obvious like as soon as the day he comes back to Disney they're like yeah Toy Story 5 yeah that that what what a profound pick right yeah we're gonna brace yourself we're gonna do sequels to successful movies we're gonna do remakes of successful movies I know I know I know we're gonna remake Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs only she's not white and they're not dwarves and she absolutely hates the original and we're gonna let her say it whenever she wants to the red we're gonna get it we're gonna get an actress that's about as likable as Brie Larson in the internet we're gonna have her run her mouth constantly it's gonna be perfect oh man I don't I don't it's crazy every time I see her show you know I love the cottage industry though that just it like makes me like the people that I don't even give a shit about because I see 500 videos come out I feel like I don't even know how they get them out so quickly but it's like scroll oh the stupid new Snow White actress said this what and then you go to the next video dumb Snow White actress puts her foot in her mouth again and they have like 800 videos on the same topic hundreds of thousands of followers weird weird time to be alive yes it is anyway Jonathan s $2 super chat baby duckling stay okay okay so he's he's clarifying stay that must be a Ryan Gosling film baby goose definitely not about ducks he's putting us he's putting us down a rabbit hole I think he baby duckling is is Ryan Gosling is my guess but I don't know if I'm right I might be completely wrong on this uh yeah I I I don't know I'm just gonna stay movie duckling and I got the ugly definitely the ugly duckling was the only thing that Google gave me Ryan Gosling isn't one of them right okay so he's talking about 2005 stay all rated hour and 39 minutes I like to see that uh we got Ewan McGregor Naomi Watts Ryan Gosling Bob Hoskins look at this lineup RAP Bob Hoskins Kate Burton why do I know that person uh oh yeah I've seen her before okay anyway yeah no I have not seen this film but the cast kind of piques my interest Jonathan you join that unobtainium tier you can request it I have to watch it I'm just saying okay Darren Pahn for 999 thank you Darren my bro and I went to your highness opening night for presumably to see Natalie Portman's high knee many families and elderly in attendance or end end I'm sorry end elderly in attendance they must have thought it was a lord of the rings type flick wrong many left and my bro and I were the only ones left yeah that's the um who's the main guy the the gemstone Danny McBride Danny McBride is that one of his films did he write that I don't know but I've had I've had literally thousands of people since I've been on YouTube tell me that I sound exactly like Danny McBride you do have a you have a little bit Danny McBride cadence yeah yeah I never quite hear it and I take it as a compliment so it's not something or I'm like no I don't but uh I've never I've had so many people say it that it's like okay it has to be true yeah I I mean I definitely hear it now that you say it I am currently watching the new season of righteous debt gemstones so his voice is fresh in my mind have you seen that show I haven't it's good it's a good time it's really fun yeah okay thank you Darren um yeah that's funny they went to uh your highness which is if you don't know a very satirical comedy set in a lord of the rings era I believe um McBride's in there we got who is Zoe Zoe Deschanel or Zoe Deschanel depending on how you want to say it dish water and then Natalie Portmanus yes James Franco it's it's it's decent I feel like it's a decent movie I didn't think it was anything terrible by any means all right we got okay Kali Wally is that how you would say that Kali Wally Kali Wally sounds correct one of them five dollars super chat thank you I nearly walked out of Winnie the Pooh blood and honey twice definitely least favorite experience this year but hey at least I now have bragging rights Winnie the Pooh blood and honey was so bad yeah I have the studio come after me on two on Twitter why because I didn't like their movie and I said it publicly oh yeah see Cody I guess that's the other secret I have is come off as stupid which I have and then don't have a big enough following that you don't have the studios yelling at you so those are two tips I can give you I've I've specifically not grown my channel to the point where I have studio interference yeah it's just it's perfect it's a perfect win all around we have Edges dragon ten dollars thank you Edges dragon during predators when a character said he wanted to sexually um attack someone an annoying drunk audience member whose girlfriend moved to another seat raised his fist and yelled yeah awkward silence for the next five minutes yeah that's what I'm talking about yikes all right well okay thank you for that my cons back two dollars thank you Mike my first fun theater experience when I saw MK 1995 that was that was a great soundtrack I remember getting that soundtrack for my birthday from my buddy oh my this the second one I had an even better soundtrack even though the movie was way worse hilariously bad watch Mortal Kombat Annihilation is fun as shit to make fun of that soundtrack though yeah fucking mega death on there living alone you've got um more songs by who's who just fire starter I mean prodigy prodigies back in the mix um there's a lot of good jams on there I remember rocking out to it pretty hard I used to have a cassette tape my dad bought me of the original mission impossible soundtrack because I loved the you know the actual mission impossible theme oh yeah I used to get furious whenever it would be on side too because I forgot to rewind it because I'd play it and everybody like no it's not the right side there is god cassette tapes were the worst I remember uh I remember I was in a very low point in my life very sad and there was a song called the man will never be by Boston freaking jam of a song it'll make even the the strongest of alpha men break down in tears anyway it's like a rainy day out I had picked up some furniture and I was hauling it across the highway and the song's on the tape and it plays for like five minutes it's a long song and I'm sitting there like crying along and when it ends I'm like rewinding it so I can listen to it again so bad uh man will never be boston check it out great song mad jess fans back baby 499 thank you mad jess fan it was just a single random guy who picked up a baby seat outside that theater and was just crazy he wasn't watching the movie I was in okay wow so this dude just picks a random theater picks a guy just like fuck your face throws it over Jesus oh man awesome thank you for clarifying that that helps a lot and then the last one get them in if you have them otherwise we will plan on letting kody go he's probably like get me out of here hulk two dollars is back can mcu be fixed hulk sucked during slash after thor three uh can the mcu be fixed I don't I don't know I don't know if fixed is even the word I would use it's just will people have interest in it again yeah again when I was talking about that whole bob chapec era where they were just like let's just pump a ton of disney plus stuff out and let's yeah that the mediocrity of pretty much all the shows for the most part um the focus on the multiverse thing which I don't think is holding people's interest as a concept to go across three phases terrible um yeah it's it's been rough so the multiverse should have been I think a two-part avengers film and kept it at that like made it all just this huge nerdgasm of you know references and and don't build it up through these other random movies like ant-man and the wasp what yeah and the whole thing that they were they were trying to do where you have to watch the disney plus shows to understand things in the movie I think is going to backfire massively like I saw a tweet where they said to uh the marvels is going to be following events from uh three different movies and two different shows or something like that or three shows yeah and it's just like dude it's like fucking homework at this point like and every disney plus show that I've actually sat through I haven't really liked by the end of it so it's just like I'm not going to spend 40 hours doing homework for a movie I don't even really care about that one I think is going to be the most fascinating one to watch I mean recently I was I think everybody in our space was kind of blown away pun intended by the op in the buy the barbenheimer event that took place and barbie I think crossing a billion dollars at the box office it's just insane I did I did not predict that at all so the marvels this is a follow-up film to what was it captain marvel what was the first one captain marvel long division secret invasion miss marvel specifically captain marvel was the last theatrical release with brie larson and that movie made over a billion dollars because it was wedged between infinity war the infinity saga and end game and so I'm really fascinated to see how a sequel does with the same actress and these other characters one of them want to vision the other one whatever it's going to be very fascinating to see play out my prediction which are always wrong is it's not going to do too hot I'm thinking maybe 400 million that's yeah I would I would probably land somewhere in there too I'd be surprised I didn't even think the trailers were very good and I didn't hate captain marvel I didn't think it was all that great I don't really have much of an issue with brie larson as much as the internet wants everybody to hate her but uh yeah that that trailer I was just like that everything you're showing me I've seen before there's nothing that is bringing me to this like oh if we use our powers we swap places that's the only new element otherwise it's like oh flying people with a green screen punching each other cool yeah I've never had a problem with brie larson she's like a super hot blonde bombshell what the hell do I care if she has a couple stupid flubs on camera everybody does yeah people really people really went hard on her but I think it was kind of again it was that cottage industry where you can make a lot of money just hating on one or two different actors yeah um yeah sex sells and she's she's plenty good looking and she said some dumb stuff I guess matt scleros back 999 thank you matt adamant oh here we go this is what I was afraid of adam mentioned that I hate signs I know you guys love it but can you guys admit the last supper scene is awful Mel Gibson eating while angry crying is an all-time terrible moment disagree I disagree as well Gibson is a like a very solid actor and he's a solid director and I think it helps that he's a crazy dude in real life that he's really able to channel that energy and put it onto the big screen uh also you know he's he's reeling over loss of his wife he's reeling over having to raise these kids he's got fucking aliens in his backyard and again and matt and I've had this discussion off camera several times I don't care that the aliens go to a planet that's full of water we don't know their their whole their story right we don't know why they're there they might have ran out of gas and they just had to they had to stop they had to make quick stop it's not about that it's about the fact that this guy is trying to move past his wife dine and find his faith again find something that makes him happy in this world and I think it in M night nailed it yeah I love that movie I do too I do too it's weird but matt I appreciate I appreciate the super chat I appreciate your thoughts and uh yeah I thank you everyone for watching cody why don't you why don't you tell them where they can find you if they don't know yeah you can just uh search my name cody leech that's the name of my channel I should be the first like thousand examples that pop up um if you find me on twitter instagram I recently changed them to where they're well excuse me x or instagram uh I changed my little handle to obnoxious right there you can find me with that here I'll put you up right there so they can see it look at that there we go and I get you in this can I can I flip to you in the screen no they don't let me do that well we can do it like this there you go there's cody's channel you can I'm there there he is you can go ahead and subscribe to it you know I really like stream yard there's a couple things that I think need some fine tuning but for the most part it's a very solid very solid service yes yeah stream yard's pretty awesome all right I think we're good I think we're done so guys thanks again for watching cody it's always a good time it's always a pleasure absolutely and we'll leave it there see you guys soon take care