 So I ran out of jerseys, right? So I ran out of jerseys So I put in the order and I got maybe the crispiest Jersey on the planet, dude I swear to God some of the hardest jerseys they ever dropped in the NBA Those of you are saying I'm a bandwagon that's only partially true I started bandwagoning the Mavericks in 2011. So I'm a 10-year bandwagon That basically just makes me a fan Stop the cap And I was there with them when they were super hot ass. Oh, they've been pretty even pretty damn good consistently over the last 10 years Whatever that's that we're here for I also found all my old jerseys, but they're at my parents house So that's like a two-hour drive. I'll eventually get to it, but I have like some OG jerseys I've like old MSU jerseys. Luca Donchich All-Star Jersey. It's either an All-Star Jersey or it's his like Olympic Slovenian Jersey. I don't know, but it's it's hard. It's sick and hopefully I have a Dirk Jersey I should I have like three of them somewhere, but I do want to say before we go any further into the wheel of 2k Yo, thank you guys so much for making this series fun and hanging out with me I'm not proud to admit it, but my mental health. I sound like such a bitch Okay, my mental health is like directly correlated to how much you guys like my videos So just to see that you guys are really liking this series I'm bought naked. Hold up. Wait a minute. All right. I'm done. I'm done me a little baby. Thank you Let's get into the real stuff. We took an overtime loss yesterday. Damn You know, I'm proud of us for even getting the overtime of that guy He's kind of clapping our cheeks. We stayed in it But unfortunately we did not get to keep that Michael Jordan who was a god that Michael Jordan was so good Devon Booker super hot-ass if you know how I feel Why would you say that one thing I want you guys to keep in mind and you kind of should already know this So I'm a little mad at you guys for commenting this stuff. I don't know 2k. I don't know what players are good and what players are bad This is only my eighth game of 2k ever in the whole year So I got that Carmelo Anthony and I noticed in the comments everyone's flaming me because he's like the worst dark matter I don't know that I don't know that going in. It's not like I have someone sitting next to me giving me 2k advice So just let me take my elves. Let's have a lot of fun. Try not to backseat game me That would be super cool either way. I'm gonna give this mellow a chance He was so ass last game. So you guys are probably right, but I'm gonna see if I can go off with him today Just despite all of you just cuz I'm your father and I'll clap your cheeks, bud I'll let you say something to say something in the comments about home bad at 2k It's the middle of the night. It's two in the morning your mom and dad are sleeping You get a knock on the door your dad goes to get out of bed your mom says no honey I'll get it. She knows who's coming. It's me. I'm coming she yawns rubs her eyes Matthew What are you doing? You're not supposed to come when my son and my and my husband are here I'm sorry. Mrs. Johnson, but I just wanted to clap your cheeks That's what I say to her. She gets dressed. She comes to my car. I clap her cheeks Your dad doesn't know you watch silently from the window crying. Don't say I didn't warn you Okay, we look okay. All right boys I'm not even gonna pretend like I don't what I want here cuz I really don't know how to play this in this game jackpot But that's a really good one. Hey Dark matter inbound I thought for a second that was Eastern Confluence Galaxy opal or being diamond is not it's a jackpot We get any Eastern Conference player keep in mind I can't really get the invincible players because a lot of them cost more than a hundred KMT Which means I'd have to sit here for four hours and bid on them. Sorry boys. I'm not doing that. You're not that guy pal Trust me. You're not that guy. So an Eastern a conference dark matter. Oh, oh, there's a Derek Rose I want Ben Simmons Super hot ass Chris Melton would be cool because he's currently playing in the finals But I mean it's a night night dark matter that costs 20 KMT. It's probably not that good Also, it's Chris Melton who I don't give a shit about I can technically buy Michael Jordan right back But that's so lame. We just had him. I can't do that Derek Rose is an option and I kind of like that option dude I know I have too much of this position, but I want Derek Rose Derek Rose so my favorite players growing up He even played for the Pistons, which I thought was really cool. He didn't really do that much on the Pistons He played really well this year. I mean he's never been MVP D Rose since his injury Why can't I be the MVP of the league? But that's okay because I'm hoping that this dark matter right here will play like MVP D Rose And I also know I have a little bit too many players at the point guard position But I don't think I can realistically get a small forward that I want until those prices drop That was a greedy pick I understand that was a greedy pick just because I like D Rose it might not have been was best for the team Well, now John Moran and Jeremy Lynn can come off the bench. Alright, so currently we're four and three I really like how that looks, but I do know as I continue in these games My elo is going higher and higher I can already tell I mean some of those first games we were playing those guys were horrible and then we just went into overtime last game So I think it's kind of figured me out I'm hoping to land somewhere in recite video essay Just a tweet from you guys But if I fumbled back hard enough I could be making some tiktoks or doing a thousand push-ups stream Hey, we get to see a team preview that never happens. Yo his team is super hot ass. This is w. Let's go Easy w's Give me that shit. I'm gonna have mellow go off. Yep You all said dark matter mellow was the worst dark matter in the game Oh, that's a backcourt. Oh, it's not a backcourt Let's go Listen to me the pro Dirk said give me that shit boy. You're small As much as I want D Rose to have that. Yep. Yep Yeah God seven is zero. This is actually gonna be a range quit. It's coming up so soon Get in the paint. Uh mellow is so good mellow to the rack. Oh, we don't need That didn't happen. I got a flight edit that out Running the court with schmallow Oh pull up fake fake pull up to the rack Oh Give me the an one next time Dude, he has to reach but this has to be such a frustrating game for him right now Damn, I guess we're getting a d rose bucket today Oh Oh, I thought we'd get that an one. I think he'll be all right splash from d rose. Yes, sir And another one. That's how I love to see good thing. This guy literally thinks he's like the oop Anthony for three Three bro, I I rarely even get three greens in a whole game. Oh, he's hot It's I know it's called like a takeover, but I don't know what this one is presumably. It's a shooting one He's jumping and we're getting in the paint. Oh, and one would have been nasty Oh, you're gonna get bodied for a bucket Let's go Oh good play That's a good take just get the ball in mellow's hands. Oh wow. Okay. Wait a second. I got ripped That's a bummer Oh Shit, I did not mean to do that It's supposed to be a dunk Yop He's gonna reach in I'm in the bonus. Oh my god mellow gets two freebies If we keep this series going or if we do another season of this or something like that I'm bringing the challenge wheel back because right now imagine I had scored like 40 points to one player, bro I'm about to score 60 with mellow I'm pulling it right in the space. I don't give a shit Oh, it's shot creator. I think shot curious some more if I get shooting off the dribble. Oh, I think you just lost it Fine, you don't want to you don't want to post mellow Or did you wait for me to miss with mellow and now you're gonna quit up? Damn Anthony Davis. I'm hitting that mellow post up jumper Oh, I'm just tired as hell too Strapped it anyway, bro Get in there. Dirk. I'm just gonna take mellow to the rack Oh, get in there mellow. Let's go. Yeah, this is the only sub at that position. Yeah, we have to get a small forward boys Let's get a rage quit and then uh a small forward. Uh, yeah, you better step up on the go What's wrong with you? Oh my god, you're so bad Not the time to say that Matthew Ball no lies. I on you're literally small Splash easy splash in your eyeballs. Oh Shit mo bomba on David Mitchell. Not really what I'm going for here. Damn. All right. Let's just go jeremy lin to the rack Hit him with a little a little cross On saturday, I'm just sprinting to the rack, baby. Oh, did I get charged shit? Look at this defense. No way you're getting through mo bomba, buddy. Get that shit out of here. Who's on dirk? Don't tell me don't tell me you're on dirk You better find a new matchup, buddy You're gonna get your cheekies Oh Oh Dirk is a god. He's in every passing lane. What are you gonna do? You're gonna climb so hard. Look at dirk Look at dirt. Oh, what are you gonna do? You're gonna climb so hard After getting your fucking femen fuban that whole time. What who's on anthony davis here? I don't know if you can hold anthony davis The answer is he cannot hold anthony davis But I mean if I get that close to the rim, bro, you ain't getting a bucket bail out central I'm sorry sir, but I'm getting a bucket with d. Rose That was nasty. Wait, did that go in? Oh, no, it didn't I totally thought that went in A bizarre oop. We have six seconds. We're on the court five four No That is not a bucket. Oh good Wow, he just knows I'm not gonna shoot the three. I'm gonna bully lebron because carmelo's a big boy Okay, I think devin booker can just eat this man Okay, I'm fine with that That's our fourth green for mellow No No Get in there t-roll That's the boy up in a rip But there's no ball there. What? Oh mellow all the way damn if I wasn't a lebron sexual that would have been a lot cooler No Shit look at that pump fake. Oh shit. That's shit. It was such a good pump, dude I can bet on my life. You're not getting a bucket here Ball don't lie ball don't lie ball don't lie ball don't lie ball. Don't lie y'all ripped it too. Don't do it again mellow Don't do it again mellow Oh, shit I'm supposed to be cutting to the basket and then dunking. I lose a lot of possessions often just being dumb Wow, that was actually sick Oh, that was not supposed to be shot. Holy shit mellow. Come here. Come here lebron Come here I'm gonna I'm gonna sauce him up, dude. Did he just miss that? From ewing here. She's gonna slowly walk around with this. Oh, shit The turnaround. I told you to lick my balls. Let's go. All right I want you guys to see this first before I do hopefully if that works I can kind of sort of see it This is a w. Oh that guy's team was so ass that steal a player is also ass. His best player was 97 overall Anthony Davis. I have a 98. That's like not even worth it to do What was his lebron? You know, I've been using yannis for a while. I know yannis is goaded blah, blah, blah, blah But why don't we try something new and since we get a seal player anyway, I'm gonna go This is what he had. I'm pretty sure he had this diamond small forward lebron. Yep. I like that I'm cool with that. All right, boys. So Carmelo Anthony proves that he can get a bucket. We actually played super well with him I know he's against a guy who's gonna ask But at least I got his release done a little better Devin Booker did a whole lot of absolutely nothing that game dirt girls was pretty subtle insanity with solid Dirk had a strap and pretty much just mellow doing everything in that game But it was dope. I had so much fun. That is gonna be it for today's episode. I love you guys so much I'll see you tomorrow episode number nine five and three Let's get it. All right, boys. I'll see you in that one. Peace out