 internal revenue service IRS tax news there's no news today so we'll come up with a very random joke this time reincarnation sounds like a fancy unfamiliar term to most Americans we need to come up with an Americanized English word so we can understand the concept better it's kind of like the word garage where most people are like oh garage oolah tea da mr. French man with your garage well what do you call it it's a car hole says mo from the Simpsons a car hole a much more practical descriptive American term similarly with reincarnation I propose the term resole holing because reincarnation seems like just nature's way of finding a suitable new soul hole therefore reincarnation may be thought of as a fancy term for nature resole holing God the universe or whatever is just like man I need to find a good suitably sized meat hole to stuff this poor unenlightened soul wow this poor soul has shrunk quite a bit from its last resole holing I know what'll work I'll stuff it into a squirrel there you see that's a perfect fit and then God the universe or whatever moves along with his her or whatever's business and for those that didn't like this poor unenlightened soul that God the universe or whatever just stuffed into a squirrel currently screaming ha karma or God really humbled that jerk just note that's the same kind of thing that shrunk this poor jerk soul down to where God the universe or whatever had to stuff it into a squirrel not that I like that jerk either much but I'm just saying God the universe or whatever is not humbling or harmonizing souls with a scowl on his face God the universe or whatever is just trying to optimize space spiritual space that is which we can't currently measure but which I assume still needs optimizing