 Easily, one of my favorite characters in all of Street Fighter 6 right now is Zangief. But after doing my placement matches blind with him, I only placed in gold and I know I crave to have a Zangief in Platinum at least. That is why today I'm going to be jumping into online ranked matches with this character to try and get into Platinum. Will we be able to do it? Well, we're going to find out. A Platinum opponent chat. It's a chance. A chance chat. This is our chance to prove to Capcom that I deserve to be in Plat. My Gief deserves it. How do I show it? I live every day. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. If my cat turns off my PC, I'm pissed. Let's go armor through that. I got to put the fear of Gief in her. I got to put the fear of Gief in him. I got to do it. However, I got to do it is how I got to do it. Jump. You're going to have to force me out of the skies, bro. What? Oh, I got him jumping already. Not Lariat. Not Lariat. Dear God, I did not mean to hit Lariat. Oh, wait. I just realized I'm in a winning position. I was in a winning position. I thought I was the lower health bar. That's the thing about Gief chat is I'm always one decision away from winning the game. I lost it. But damn, I could have won it. But damn, I could have won it. All right. Hold on. Hold on. I was distracted. I was distracted. Watch this. Oh, I suck. Let's go. Wow, that did hurt. I'll be honest. My L1 button must be broke. Damn. Damn. She thinks she's in charge. Oh, are you getting scared, Chun-Li? Are you getting nervous? Could Chun-Li be getting nervous, perhaps? I'm going to let her make the mistake here. Are you nervous? Are you nervous? Are you nervous? No. At least I didn't die. Damn. I was playing that pretty good. I thought I just I couldn't I'm not good enough to actually capitalize on it. But damn, it was fun. I won. I won. I won. I won. Damn. Damn. Chun-Li jump. No shot. No actual shot that hit me. What? What? Chun-Li is a cop. Be cool. Bro, watch this shit. I don't care if she's a cop. Watch this. Oh, please, dear God, let me get one. Damn. Let me get one. A new stream or ice cream bad at the game. Hold on. Watch this. I just I and I'm not good at the fritzies. I'm not I'm not good at the video. Oh, lucky break. I was just mashing the mash. We're still in it. We are so back boys. No, I'm not burning out. No, don't do it. Ah, shit. We ain't never see him flat. Hold on. See, I'm still in gold five. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Bro is not ready for platinum. I am. I am. I am either skinny or teeth. You're in gold five. All right. Watch this. Watch this. I'll show you guys how to play against the Honda main. Look, look, look, look, look, look. I understand the Honda community if nothing else and good. They brought me a platinum Honda. Nice to meet you. No way. He beats Honda. Watch this. I'll show you guys how to beat Honda. I'm going to back up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. All right. He's going to hot butt. He's going to headbutt again. Watch. Oh, no, no, no, no. Not headbutts. What? Why didn't that work? Oh, shit. He going crazy mode. Oh my gosh. Shit. Shit. Bro is all over me like a bag of chips. I don't know if I blocked that or if I just got hit. Honda civic runs over wrestler. No, no, no, no, no, no. We live it. No. Grab that. Get off me. Talk to me then. Talk to me then. What are we talking about for real? What are we? Jump day. Jump day. What are we talking about? What are we actually talking about? Let's have some civil conversation. No. Okay. Never mind. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Bro, bro, bro. You actually spin back bro. No, no, you're not though. The thing is I could just drive impact. What's the, what's the counterplay? Go ahead. Headbutt. Headbutt. Bro. Oh my goodness. So I got to, I got to drive impact a little sooner than that. Bro thought I still, bro thought I forgot how to drive impact. Boom. Big time, big time, big time, big time. Oh shit. I'm playing the game bad again. Oh shit. I'm playing the game bad again. Oh shit. What? He's empty. He's gas. He ain't got nothing on me. Sit down. Chop, chop, chop. Oh no. No, dear god. I should have just learned. Hey, I landed it though. Hey, here bro. I'm getting back into gold five off the, off this guy. Block on a wake up. Wait. Oh, what? This isn't the Honda community. I know, bro. This is not the Honda community. I know, bro. Oh brother. They throw me back to the Chunli wolves. That was not the Honda cops. All right. Let me rank up the gold five real quick. I am so sick of being disrespected. I am so sick of motherfuckers throwing Kiko kind. I'm about to do it off the top rope, bro. Watch this shit. I'm about to go nasty extreme, bro. Watch this jump. Okay. Fine. Then just sit there and watch this shit. Okay. Stop, stop. Ew, girl's yucky. No, no. Shit. Here comes the big fist. Bro, I'm getting tired of all this footsies, all this neutral. I don't want to play footsies and neutrally more. I want to play the grab game. Oh shit. I, oh my God. I was actually six. I was six zip codes away from the wall that I deserve to die over it. Perry dash. Hi. Oh, uh, uh, and okay. Shut up. Boom. Nope. No, no. Damn. Did you hit enough buttons suddenly? All right. You got me. I'll never do it again. I'll never do it again. I would never do in that again. I lie all the time. I actually lie because I think it's fun. I tell little fibs in my past times just because I think it's a fun activity to do, but I would never do it again. I would never lie to you again. Don't jump. My one condition is you never jump against me as long as you never jump against me. I will keep my word promise not to jump. Stop, stop, stop. What is that? Bro, do you just jump? But you just, you broke, you broke. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to lose the game. I'm going to look command dash. I should have fucking splatted. Damn. I'm getting further away from gold five. I get a rematch. Damn. Bro, I'm, is it me? Is it something I'm saying? Bro, I need a fucking criminal lawyer rank. Only one of us is ranking up and it's not going to be you. Go ahead. Do your little, do your little spiral stripe. What happened? Go ahead. Do your little rolly roll. I'm about to Larry you out of the sky. Watch roll. Do it roll. Larry it. See, that was a, that was a, that was a sneak peak. You don't want the smoke. Me, the chop. I, I, maybe you do. Maybe you do. But do you want, do you want this? All right. Maybe you do. Maybe you do. All right. Maybe, maybe I just got to stop pushing. Maybe I, maybe, maybe I need to learn a lesson here. The multi-chab job. Why did I jump? Why did I jump? Dear God, oh, nice tech though. All right. You kind of playing footsies and shit. Kind of playing footsies and shit. And on some level, I can respect that. But on another level, don't you ever play footsies against me ever again? Oh no. Oh, I'm crazy. I'm crazy. Now you're going to get up and get splat on the wall. Never mind. Oh my God, I'm getting bodied. I hate it here. I'm, I'm panicking now. They're playing against me perfectly. And also I'm getting no antheors. Oh my God. Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I feel like you could have beat me there. What? That was so fast. Oh my God, bro. I need to start my streak up. Ooh. Nah, bro got me on the Super Mario shit. Yeah. Bye-bye. Thank you so much for playing my game. Let's go, bro. I need to get the fucking Mario sound clips in here, bro. Flex. Holy. Not another geek. This is like the lamest matchup is what most would say. But I appreciate another fellow Zangief main. Nice to meet you. Let's play the game. How do you play the game? How do you play the game? Show me how you play the game. Oh, shit. How about this? Ah. Oh, ah. Let's go again. But I can never get an L1 to save my EX. Why are we doing this? You want to jump? Could I interest you in jumping today, good sir? Ah, shit. We're just flexing at each other now. I'm dead for that. I can't. I can't. I never get my last second L1s. Whoa. I got to get better, bro. I got to get better. Damn. I'm losing because of Drive Impact. I'm losing like 80% of my health bar off this shit. Well, it's fair if we both get one Drive Impact full heavy. Oh, I wanted it off the top rub. So bad. Oh, my God, you got to give that shit to me. I'm not hitting any buttons, bro. I can't trust that I'm not going to get Drive Impact. Chop, chop. Oh, what the fuck? Thank you. Thank you. That was insane range. Would you like to jump? For $9.99, if you jump, I will end you quickly. Chop. Chop. Oh, thank God I went for the grab. I would have died. Oh, feels good, dude. Feels good. Come here. What do I got to do to get this man to jump? Bye-bye. I want him to jump something. No shots. I hate that move. And I'm playing the stupid character. I still win this thing. I'm about to go crazy. Ah, never mind. Unless I go really crazy. Oh, if it was fast enough, maybe. Awful. I didn't combo. Are we learning Gief? Yeah, we are here learning Gief and shit. Oh, feels good. And I'm, and what the fuck? Bro never gives up and he just got a payday for it. My turn. I'm going to do it my way. We just click and button saw Gief. Top rope. Okay. No way. Oh, you got to be, you got to be fucking shit me, dude. Please don't kill me. You've got to be telling fibs and shit. Oh, rank up opportunity. Aw, shit. It's the cop chat. It's the fucking feds, dude. They sent another Chun-Li from the Chun-Li network to get me. How many times I got to tell you I ain't buying your, I ain't buying your Chun-Li guides. Fuck out my face. You probably want to jump, huh? But don't do it. Don't do it. If you jump, it's all over. Oh, I thought I was somebody. Don't jump. I beg you not to jump. Even I don't want to see the, the, the torrential downpour of damage that will come your way. Jump. Jump. Do it. I actually do want to see it now. What the fuck? She jumped off the wall. Can all cops jump off walls? Oh, Zangief. Ugh. And you know what? I really am a Zangief, man. So I'll do it again. Oh, give me that. Don't make me do it again. Come on. You know, you know, nobody wants that. Nobody wants to see me do it. Oh, shit. You kind of got, you kind of know how to play the game. But what's stopping me from getting up and doing this? Belly slam. Ah, I was going to grab too. Don't jump. Don't jump. I beg you not to jump. I tried it. Whoa. That was pretty sweet. Pretty slick stuff. You're about to lose to a guy that only knows three buttons, bro. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that like it's disrespectful. I'm just saying that's that's that's the difference in our characters. You had to do that. Meanwhile, I got to do this. It's just not fair. Boom. Karate chop. That's just I should have larry it. That's the thing about me. Chad is if I if I play if fighting games were played with your mind and what you know should happen. I'd be fucking master rank in every fighting game and everything's but it's these damn hands of mine that caused me to lose. Okay, never mind little massage. As long as we don't lose. This is good. I want that. Oh, man. How bad do I want it though? Oh, I want to do it again. I'm craving it. I'm craving it. You know what? I'll just wake up super because I'm Zangief. I'm Zangief and I'm nuts. I'm Zangief and I'm proud. Give me that. Hide me up. Hide me up. Stand up. I appreciate the prime and the five months of 14 months. It was five minutes ago. Damn. All right, Chad. We streak out of platinum. I promise you we streak out of platinum. I promise you we streak out of platinum. Okay. So he knows street fighter whenever I see new challenger I assume that they know street fighter, but they might be new to street fighter six, which means I can hit him with some system mechanics like like this boys like this. And then I just I just do them like this and then welcome to street fighter six baby. Welcome to street fighter six, baby. Oh, we ain't playing street fighter five no more. Welcome to street fighter six. I hope you enjoy the game. I know I am. These characters got some greasy ass faces. They're sweating, bro. Bro, if I'm fighting fucking Zangief and I don't break a sweat, I'm not human. Oh, footsies. Footsies. Now what you're going to do is you're going to jump. Oh, you did too. I just kind of didn't believe you would actually do it. I should have just heavy that, but whatever we 211. Oh, go, go, go. Shriek out of gold, shriek out of gold, shriek out of gold. Holy, this might be it. This might be it. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. OK, he's playing the goddamn game. He's playing the goddamn game here. If we're going to play the game, though, let's play the game. Like let's honestly play it. Let's play it then. Oh, he's so nervous. Yeah, he's so nervous. He's so nervous. He's so nervous. He doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know. He doesn't know he's scared. He's he's sweating from his palms a little bit. He's going to throw a fireball. Big mistake. Never mind. The thing is, the thing is it's over. He's in the corner. He just jumped like raw. Damn. Oh, pink. Get up, get up, get up, get up. No, don't get up. Welcome to Street Fighter 6. Well, fuck, bro. If somebody fucking throws me on my head that hard, I am not saying GGs. I'm saying fuck you. I'm saying police. Help. It's right here. If I win this, I'm a platinum geek. If I win this, I'm a platinum geek. Everybody calm the fuck down. The platinum gatekeeper. They sent the platinum gatekeeper after me. Oh, shit. I didn't even know he had that move. Oh, no. They sent the platinum gatekeeper after me. Oh my God. He's already got his hair out. I know, bro. He uses L'Oreal products. Holy. Jump, jump, jump, jump. Oh, man, I hate when that happens. Damn. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Clutch up, baby. You're going to let me in. You're going to let me in. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. You're going to let me in. You're going to let me in. Oh, I actually know what I'm going to do to him. Yeah, I can smell it in the air. I can smell it in the. Oh, I'm fucking the platinum gate. They never gave me the respect I deserved it. They didn't want me when I was down at goal four. They didn't want me. Top rope. Oh, shit. That should have hit. Aggressive. We're talking. You drinking on the job. Damn you and your alcoholism. Oh my goodness, bro. I am him right now. Oh, shit. Maybe not. I'm mashing this until I win, bro. I actually don't believe. I actually don't. I actually don't believe in playing the game. Oh, shit. I should have believed in it. Sit down. OK, I'll sit down. And this OST got me got me jamming. Oh, I actually did it. Welcome to platinum. How's he not burnt? No, that's not going to hit. I just want. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Oh, a friendly handshake. OK. Yeah, OK. My goodness. Oh, he thought he had combos for real. He thought it was him. Jump, jump, jump, jump. Watch out, watch out. I want a 2-0. There goes my don't jump at me. You now jump. Now jump. No, if you want to jump about it, jump about it then. Just be consistent. Oh, this I hope you bulletproof. Could it about a hurt? This about a hurt. Go ahead, jump. Go ahead. I want you to I'll wait. I'll wait all day. I'll wait 70 fucking seconds, bro. You're going to jump. I'll wait 70 seconds. I will wait all day. You are going to jump. And when you jump, I'm going to jump up an EX SPD. You are asked into the ground and out of platinum, but I will wait the full 60 seconds. I don't care. I'm sitting here all damn day, bro. You're going to jump. You're going to jump. Go ahead to drink. Drink if it makes you feel comfortable. There it is. That's one jump, but I meant forward jump. I know you're going to forward jump. Big must. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. He didn't jump. I'll give it. I'll give it up. He didn't jump. So I had to hit him with the mix. I'm just a little addicted right now. So I had to let the world. I feel like I've leveled up my geef so much in the coming day. You jumped. You dare jump against me. I didn't teach you how to respect your Zangief elders. Okay. Oh, shit. That was pretty sick. That was pretty sick. I can't. I can't lose my win streak now, even though it doesn't matter in platinum. Damn. I actually, that was not a good punish for that. Oh my God. That moves cool. We're still in it. It's a critical. Are you going to cheer me up? Hide me up. There we go. Huge big time. Let's go. I'm getting sick of his ass. Okay. Okay. He's got combos. He got combos. Oh, I'm getting sick of his ass. Why not? He exit. Why not? Oh, damn. I could have, I could have just ended his whole career, but I'll do it now. Oh my God. I got him up against the wall. I got him pinned up against the wall. They better start writing fanfics of us, bro. They bet. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, off the top rope. Oh, bye-bye. Game set match Zangief because I clicked two buttons, baby. How am I supposed to stop when I'm literally fucking going crazy right now? But I have to. I have to chat. I have to. I've got to stop playing Zangief at some point. Otherwise, I'm just, I'm going, I'm literally going crazy.