 Game of Thrones, season three, episode five and six. Let's go. Oh, let's say I've asked if we're as burnt down. Yeah. Do you think so? Probably so. Time to move on now. Let's bet. If it's burnt down, you have to unload the dishwasher. Oh, hell no, he trippin' for that. I'm just playin', I got you, baby, I'll do it. We're bougie now, guys. We got a dishwasher. I never did that in our whole lives. My mom, like, thinks that's a sin. That's the truth. Yeah, my mom doesn't use one either. 31, I'm gonna get one. What a shame. Yungle. Yeah, that is weird. Look, it has another, it has another, like, open crotch statue. Maybe it's related to that place. Maybe. Because it didn't show us the four. Maybe that's where Danny's going. Chilling. Oh, no. They sound like Melisandre. Show us the truth. Strike this man down if he is guilty. Give strength to his sword if he is true. Oh, he's about to go straight. Wicker man, ain't he? For the night is dark. Oh, no, I'm full of tears. Full of terror. Oh, was that him warming up for the sword fight? I guess so. Who do you want to win? I mean, not... His is actually on fire when Stannis' wasn't. I guess the hound, let's go hound. That's such torture for the hound, though, because he does not like that fire. Oh, my God. Oh, he's dead. Some sort of, some sort of light, right? Innocent, he didn't do it. He's playing with spinners, he's playing with spinners. What in the world? Man, he's gone, bro. What's she doing? She's trying to go finish the job. Yeah, she was the hound there. That's on her list, right? Shut up. Wasn't he just dead? Whoa, the resurrection. I was about to say that. How? The Lord of Light must be real. Yo, the Lord of Light. So we might better start rooting for Stannis. Little did we know, he was on to something. One, right? Oh, three. He's being too honest. Yeah. I feel like that was incorrect from the Lord. Yeah, I don't remember the Shadow Tower. I never remember that either. I don't remember anything. But if you lie to me, I'll pull your guts out through your throat. You really probably will, too. A thousand men will find out. But that's what he knows of, right? Because they didn't deconstruct when he was there. Right, he wasn't there that long, just like what, a year? I don't need you to... Something like that, right? Of course you do. We stopped rattleshow when you was about to cut your throat. Who vowed for you with mans? Oh, it seems you owe me a debt. Give it back. Do you want it? Come steal it back. Egrate. Nah, she's just trying to get you in the woods. Egrate. This is what marriage looks like, okay? Egrate. Seven hells. Egrate. Dang, dude, where did they find this? Why are they out there? I know. Time you've proved yourself. Why is anyone dirty? Egrate. You swore some vows. I want you to break them. I want you to see me. Oh, wait, he's new to this, right? Yeah. It just draws. That's the only other person you try to hook up with. Oh, wait, Ross don't even count. Everybody hooked up with Ross. I mean, yeah, but realistically, guys, like, I'm not leaving the cave. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna be chilling in there. Like you would just stay in there? Yeah, why not? No. That thing you did. Is that what lords do to their ladies in the south? I don't know. She didn't know about it? She was all... Oh, the wildlings don't do that. Maybe they're too dirty. You were made. I wasn't out of the night. Just a boy. He had red hair like me. It's by fire. The title? He was weak. I don't like it. That was the first one. Then there was this then, bro. Just stop. Yeah, thanks. Think about it. You'd best get back. You don't have to. Like, you're in the wild. You can do what you want. Aren't they free folk? Yeah, he's like, we have to get back because we have a schedule. I have to leave this nice warm cave with this nicking girl. Come back out there. Because that's what I do. I'm John. Why would you leave? They're like warm in there. Oh yeah, a man's raider probably wants them for something. I'm sure I know the mission. Isn't the whole point that they don't value some kingdom to do what they want? I want my gold! Set it clearly right there on that note. You'll be repaid and full when the war's over. Piss on that! We're outlaws. Outlaws steal. You're looking we didn't kill you. Can't let him go. He's a murderer. He's guilty. You're not in the eyes of God. You can't! Enough! Judgment isn't ours to make. Do they like live to see another day? Go in peace, sandal clagang. Lord of Light isn't done with you yet. The rest of the show is about the Arya trying to assassinate this man. She like has the ultimate grudge. Right. She's gonna be trying to stick him every chance I get. She's tracking him? I mean, I hate you, Jamie, but I kind of feel bad for you, bro. Oh, they didn't know. Why do you do that? Well, take him to Kyman. Kyman's that guy they picked up at Heron Hall. Right, exactly. I kind of like this Bolton guy, though, because you know what I'm saying, obviously. He seems like a Tywin of the North. Well, you know, right, but he also seems to have some type of, like, honor and needs to see, like, Rob did. Yeah. Right. Oh, man. Would I die? The corruption has spread. I fear it must be cut away. The safest course would be to take the whole arm off. And you'll die? Shut up, maester. What's your chain? The citadel stripped me of it. For what? For some of my experiments too bold. Experiments? I can leave you up or I'll make the cuts at your end. I don't need my right hand to kill you. I can take away the rotting flesh and try and burn out the corruption with boiling wine. You'll need milk of the poppy. No milk of the poppy. Oh, Jamie's that guy, huh? I'll scream. Quite a bit of pain. I'll scream. Scream well, yeah. Gosh. So that's all he's going to get is a little tourniquet on there and then he's going to sanitize it with boiling wine. Oh my gosh. Look at his eyes. They need to get him something to bite down on. I wonder if I might ask you for a favor. Court your grace. I have reason to believe that House Tyrell do not hold the crown's best interest at heart. I see. And have you shared these suspicions with Lord Tywin? My father's a practical man. He appreciates fact. I often find them a hindrance. And he appreciates those who aid his family as you well know. You have a good working relationship with the Tyrells. I thought you might look into it before you leave the capital. I shall do my best. And your best will prove better than when I asked you to locate Daria Stark. I assure you that it will. That wall's crazy with the- So that just proved he didn't know Daria was there. Yeah, he didn't know. Wow. Thank you for seeing me, my lady. I had hoped we might discuss a few financial matters. I climbed all those steps to discuss financial matters. Royal wedding, taping up to be a very involved affair does master of coin. It falls upon me to calculate the cost for the crown. Now it's huge expense. And? We're at war, Lady Olenna. Oh, I nearly forgotten. Yes, a maintaining supply line. I think how it slipped my mind. So shut up and find that wedding. You don't have to lecture me about wartime expenses. I'm quite familiar with it. And we are so grateful for your contributions that are necessary for the preservation of the realm. As is a royal wedding. The people are hungry for more than just food. They crave distractions. And if we don't provide them, they'll create their own. I didn't think about that. The distractions are likely to end with us being torn to pieces. A royal wedding is much safer and traditionally paid for by the royal family. That's what you call circular logic. I was told you were drunk, impertinent and thoroughly debauched. You could imagine my disappointment at finding nothing but a browbeaten bookkeeper. We'll pay for half the expenses and the celebrations will go on as planned. Is that sufficient? Quite sufficient. Thank you. Very good, then. That's settled. Good day. I love her. She's just kind of a bad decision. I think I love her. People are always like, let me learn some lessons from this lady. Lannisters wanted to kill me long before I joined the brotherhood. Don't have to do this. I've served men my entire life. I served Master Mocking and he sold me to the watch. I'm done serving. He's done. Isn't he like 17 or something? He may be their leader, but he chose him. He's been a brother's family. He has a bastard. He probably really wants that. Yeah, there you go. I can be your family. He wouldn't be my family. He'd be my lady. Because she is more Poland than him. She's still a highborn at the end of the day. And he would feel like he needs to answer to her. She's saying, in this society, I can't pull you down to me and I can't rise to you. Is this a rescue? So he just took his anger out on those kids that he has on Jamie. Now Rob's looking out and discussing. I hate this, man. I cannot stand this. Hang them. It doesn't matter, bro. You don't kill kids, man. You draw that line. Hang them. Karstark, you gotta go. It took five of you to murder two unarmed squires. Not murder, your grace. Vengeance. Vengeance. Those boys didn't kill your sons. I saw Harry and I on the battlefield and Torren was strangled by the Kingslayer. They were his kids. They were boys! Look at them. For your mother to look at them. Slap them. Kill them as much as I. My mother had nothing to do with this. This was your treason. It's treason to free your enemies. In war, you kill your enemies. Did your father not teach you that, boy? Yes. That was a slow right, though. Geez, well, I'd have been like... He had some armor on his face. He was to give me a scolding before he sets me free. So he deals with treason. Oh, wow. Our king in the north, should I call him? The king who lost the north. Come on, Rob. We need a power move right here. Tell him to be ease. Yo, bro, you don't murder kids, man. Let the Lannisters do all that. Over here in the north, we ain't gettin' down like that. Yeah. Prove your point, Rob. Rob's freakin' disgusted right now. I don't like him. Oh, geez. We will bury them and remain silent till the war is done. I'm not fighting for justice if I don't serve justice to murderers in my ranks, no matter how high-born. He has to die. Castarks are northmen. They won't forgive the killing of their lord. Your mother's right. If you do this, the castarks will abandon you. You tended to their wounds. Oh, geez. You brought them supper. Now they're dead. And more boys will keep dying until this war is over. You need castark men to end it. Don't listen to it, Rob. Keep him as a hostage. Sometimes in life, man, you gotta just do the right thing and hope that it all works out, and that's what Rob's thinking, but... Oh, what's he gonna do, though? He's gotta hang him. Cut his head off. Rob's gonna do the right thing. This man's a child murderer. He has to go. I trust you two bees. I think you're gonna do what's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I rock with you two bees. Those are the first men flaws through my veins as much as yours, boy. I fought the Mad King for your father. I fought Joffrey for you. That didn't stop you from betraying me, and it won't save you now. I don't know what to say. I wanted to hold you to the end of your days. Oh, no. Who gives a shit? Kneel, my lord. Well, that's more Lannister people. They're gonna turn on Rob. No way. Child murderer. Rickard Caster, lord of Carthold. Here in sight of gods and men, I sentence you to die. Would you speak the final word? Kill me and me, Kurt. You are no king of mine. So weird. I still trust you two bees. I think you're gonna do what's right. He did do it's right. If you disagree with me, then feel free, but you don't kill children, bro. Let the Lannisters do that. Right. I'm saying in terms of the punishment, what was right. Right. Yeah. That was right. That was right. I feel like the debate's gonna rage in the comments. I can see it now. Get a pain, some merit, the hound. You're trying to kill some officials, my girl. Chill. What are you going to do with me? The first night we're right for river. Your brother's there now. Don't make a contribution to our cause when you can go home. I'm a hostage, and you're selling me. Don't think of it that way. It is. And it isn't. More is than isn't. Perric had married your father a great deal, you know. Me too. He wanted to refuse your ransom once again. So why don't you? We need the cold. How many lives has he got, though? Like, will he come back again? Oh, bro. Cat man. Do I frighten you, child? No. You're angry with me. Letting him go with the right thing. I thought he killed you. Thoros, how many times have you brought me back? It's the Lord of Light brings you back. I'm just the lucky drunk who says the words. How many times? Five, I think. Wow. Well, this makes sense. Every time I come back, I'm a bit less. Pieces of you get chipped away. Yeah, you got stabbed in, like, multiple. Could you bring back a man with our head? Not six times. Just once. I don't think it works that way, child. He's talking to her dad, right? I think so. He was a good man. Yeah. That's dark. He's at rest now. Somewhere. I would never wish my life upon him. I would. You're alive. Protect me in the darkness. Use me as you will. I don't know this lady. For the night is dark and full of terrors. Annice. I've prayed day and night for you to come to me. I'd like to come sooner. The battle. I know of your troubles, my king. The Lady Melisandre has told me everything. Yes, of course. Yeah, who is this high player right here? You mustn't despair. You are the one God's champion and the finest man I've ever known. Solace, a broken and sacred vow. You cheated? I've sinned. I've wronged you. You're doing God's work. I don't understand. This is a call. The red woman. The Lady Melisandre has told me everything. No act. Is this his wife? That's the vibe I'm getting, but he didn't even hug her or nothing. He slept with the red woman. That's his sin, right? Yeah. Because he was married. But he didn't even hug her. What the? Is that all her? She had a bunch of stillborns. That's her. She gave you a son. I gave you nothing. That's not true. So you've come to see her as well. There is no need. You must keep away from such distractions. She's my daughter. I want to see her. Who? You're working. He has no sons but a daughter. You don't need my permission. And she's here. So yeah, that's gotta be his wife. Well, they live in a damn layer or something. They're weird. Whoa. You've grown since I last saw you. Mother said you fought in a battle. Did you win? No. Did the Onion Knight come back with you? He did. He fought bravely. He hasn't come to visit me. He won't be visiting, child. Why not? He's my friend. Look. He thinks he's... Oh wait, he knows he's locked up. He locked him up already. Yeah. He made this for me. But don't tell Mother I have it. Sir Davos is a traitor. He's rotting in a dungeon cell for his crime. You're kind of a hard-ass tennis. I know. You better forget him. Pull up some teacups and stuff. Like you barely see or you can tell and that's what you're going to drop her with. Not so hard. Let's scrub the skin off. What are you doing? Oh my lord. Here we go. They probably haven't bathed them months if you think about it. It's been over a year. It's been over a year. Well, they've had like rivers and stuff. They were captured for over a year though, right? This one suits me fine. She said there's another tub. Why is she so curled up? I don't blame her. If I faint, pull me out. I wish I could have you die. You're supposed to get me to King's Landing in one piece. Not you. Pineapple trees. You need trust to have a tree. That's the look. The universe. Oh my gosh. But that's Cersei's like a homie. Burn them all. Uh-uh. Yeah, I remember. She's friendly. Commanded you to kill your own father and stand by one of thousands of men, women, and children burned alive. Would you have done it? Okay, I don't blame him now. But you've kept your oath then. I've always been sympathetic for that. Like, he's done said that from the job. I know, but I'm even more so now. I killed a pyromancer and then when the king turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back. I don't think she expected to die. He meant to burn with the rest of us and rise again. Be born as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. Damn, he might have been. For real. He stood his throat to me. Why didn't you tell Lord Stark? He starred the moment he set eyes on me. Cause he's loyal, right? Oh no. He's all about his preciousness. But he was in a rebellion. He was in a rebellion, so. I won't judge the lion. But what right? Stop! The Kingslayer! Damn, he's pissed. My name's Jaime. She didn't know the whole time? Well, she's just been calling him that. The Kingslayer, because that's what he is. But he's trying to say no, he's not. Oh, okay, I see. Princess. God, what are you doing here? You're like Bert. He's the bad one. He's on guard duty tonight. Go back to your room. You're not supposed to be here. If you were father knew. You're a traitor. What's wrong with her? Hi. Like, what, what does she have? Is she burned? King, your father, you know. Paying the price. I don't care. You're my friend. You must get bored down here. I brought you something to read. There's some war about, like, people turning into, like, stone people. But I don't remember it. Thank you, my lady. I'm sure it's a fine book. My lady, I can't read the words. You can't? I'll teach you. I'll come when Bert's on duty and teach you. It's easy. No, no, no. They're risky. What would they do? Lock us in cells. I wouldn't know where to start. At the beginning, and the title of the whole book is An History of Egg on the Conqueror and His Conquest of Restorers. That poor little girl just wants like a dad figure. Her dad look, he's brainwashed and then a cold. And Davos is just, like, seems like a good guy to me. You were first through the preacher fight. The second. Thorus of Mere went in alone, waving that flaming sword of his. Thorus of Mere. Bloody madman. I was knighted you after the battle. Proudest moment of my life. One knee in the dust. King's sword on my shoulder. All I could think of was how badly I had to piss. And full plate metal. Sixteen hours. Very nearly the first man knighted to piss on the king's boots. Wow. I don't blame him. He's a good man. Great warrior. And a terrible king. I brought away my years fighting for terrible kings. Right, that's awful. The man of honor keeps his vows. Just once in my life before it's over. I want to know what it's like to serve his pride. Fight for someone I believe in. You believe in her? With all my heart. These are the ones? Yes, Khaleesi. The officers. Oh, we got a leader. All they chose a leader? That's really cool. Bro, he was just like a manager I used to have. Just like him. What the heck? Torco Nudo. Oh, great one. All unsullied boys are giving you names when they are cut. Names that remind them what they are. Aw. Dang. Let's go. All right, great one of it is then. Robert wanted a dead. He's a Targaryen. The last Targaryen. There was no one on the small council who could speak sense to him. I didn't sit on the small council. Wasn't the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard traditionally? Traditionally, yes. I killed a dozen of Robert's friends during his rebellion. True. Always hated the politics. I was spent jabbering about backstabbings and... You think he's paranoid? That he knows? Um... That Selmy knows he was a spy for Varys? He'll kill us the way through that mark if she wants to rule the Seven Kingdoms. She'll look a good man around her to advise her men with experience. In a reputation of Westeros has suffered over the years. Sold men into slavery. I don't know if your presence by her side will help our cause when we go home. Of course. Forgive me, Sir Barristan, but I was busy defending the Khaleesi against King Robert's assassins while you were still bowing to the man. We both wanted to rule. You only joined us a few days ago. We will do whatever needs to be done. No matter the cost, no matter our pride. You're not Lord Commander here and I take my orders from the Queen. Yeah, for real. You might not rank me there but not here, boy. Yeah, I don't know, man. Jorah's definitely suspicious of him in some type of way. Like why are you here? Yeah. Right. And I would definitely be paranoid because... We could ride north. Take your land back from the Greyjoys. Wait out the winter. Once my banner men are home again. Sitting by the fire surrounded by their families. Warm and safe. They'll never ride south again. When I gathered my lords together, we had a purpose. A mission. Now we're like a band of bickering children. Right. Give them a new purpose. I can't force them to meet us in the field and I can't attack them where they're strongest but I can attack them where they're not and Casterly Rock can't run away. Oh, because that's where Thailand's from. I'm going to take their home away from them. Can you do it? I need men to replace the castarks who marched home. And who are those men? One person in this kingdom with that kind of army who hasn't already sided with the Lannisters. Oh, that bridge is there? The man whose daughter I was supposed to... No! You're not going to be able to... Waterfrey. Waterfrey's old ass. He's going to be like... He's going to be like, he's going to be like, no, bro, like... And then when he starts like... kind of... It sounded like that. Do you have any idea when we might... I'll plant the seed as soon as Joffrey and I are married. Joffrey won't let me leave. He's got too many reasons to keep me here. And only one to let you go because it will please me. What for, sir? I should like to see you spy with a proper partner, sir. Oh, no. And Sansa's over here wanting to marry him? How did you know? You know what? He's probably a spy. I'll have you know I'm to be married soon and even my intended hasn't the slightest notion. I rarely do in my experience. You have a good deal of experience, do you? With a husband? What the heck? That didn't take long. I took long enough. Seems our night of flowers is engaged to be wed. Sneaky sneaky sneaky. I know. You may not be the grandest ship in the world or the fastest. I've always wanted a ship. Once we get it then we want something else. Your hair is different. Lady Marjorie wears it that way. Many ladies wear it. I have good news. I'll be leaving the city soon. You still want me to come with you? It's not a question of what I want. You want to go home, don't you? Of course more than anything but maybe it would be better to wait. It's like dangerous to go there right now. Thinking how dangerous it would be. There you go. You've been so kind. I'd feel terrible if anything happened to you. I can't tell you how touched I am. I hope you know that I'm your friend, Sansa. Your true friend. I do, Lord Benish. Peter. Peter. If you wish to stay then of course we'll stay. Is he going to use her to get to Callan? Nah. I think he's going to use her to get to her. Oh, Lordy. So she's thinking to be better to wait until Marjorie like released her basically. It'll be safer. You'll be pleased to learn that after one conversation with Lana Tyrell I've saved the crown hundreds of thousands on this wedding. Never mind that now. We have something important to discuss. Saving money is important. Stop that. You're making me uncomfortable. Your sister has learned that your new friends, the Tyrells, are plotting to marry Sansa Stark to Sir Loris. Very well. She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Loris' favourite bits. Your jokes are not appreciated. It wasn't my best, but I thought I'd bring them into the Royal Fold and this is how they repay me by trying to steal Sansa is the key to the north. I seem to remember she has an older brother. The castarks have marched home. The young wolf has lost half his army. His days are numbered. Theon Greyjoy murdered both his brothers. That makes Sansa Stark the heir to Winterfell. So you think about to hand over to the Tyrells. The Tyrell army is helping us to win this war. Do you really think it's wise to refuse them? There's nothing to refuse. This is a plot. Plots are not public knowledge. The Tyrells won't carry this one out until after Joffrey's wedding. We need to act first and kill this union in its crib. We find Sansa Stark a different husband. Wonderful. Yes, it is. Well, who's he going to be? She's insinuating it's about to be him. I already know. Whoa! Don't mean it. No way. I do. Has made this poor girl's life miserable since the day he took her father's head. Now she's finally free of him and you give her to me. That's cruel. Even for you. You're in town long as treating her. The girl's happiness is not my concern nor should it be yours. She's a child. Oh, she's going to love this. You will wed her, bet her and put a child in her. Surely you're capable of that. And if I refuse you want it to be rewarded for your valour in battle. Sansa Stark is a finer reward than you could ever dare hope for. But she's like a human. In his past time, you were wed. I was wed. She doesn't get a choice. And she's a child too, right? She doesn't get a choice. Only too well. You should be thanking the gods for this. This is more than you deserve. Tyrion will do us his bid. As will you. Oh, no. What do you mean? You'll marry Sir Loris. Oh! She's got to be so miserable with him. Tyrion will secure the north. You will secure the reach. No, I won't do it. But you will. But Joffrey's marrying Marjorie. That's so weird. I am Queen Regent, not some brood man. You're my daughter. You will do as I command and you will marry Loris Tyrell. Put an end to the disgusting rumors about you once and for all. For the legacy. Make me do it again, please. Not another word. My children. Yo, how much does Cersei hate this idea? First of all, it's the name for far too long. Enough to kill Tywin? I don't know. Because she really doesn't want to marry another Robert. You see her? She just don't want to get married off to someone again, anyone. She wants to choose. Why, Robert was a drunk who abused her. This guy's gay. So, like, you know what I'm saying? I know. Aw. Is this, uh, what's her name? Shireen? Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. There's not, but, you know, Cersei, she likes stuff. She likes to get smacked up, you know what I'm saying? So, that ain't gonna work. Alright, dude, honestly, that episode was freaking nuts, guys. The takeaway to me was, it's crazy that I think that Jamie has started to develop a crush on Brienne. The thing I didn't pick up was a crush. I think it just picked up that he confides in her because he's realized when he lost his hand, he lost everything. He lost all his dignity. He lost it all. So, when he was confiding in Brienne, I think he was just realizing that there's more to life than just, like, all that nonsense that's kind of behind him. Yeah, and it's just unfortunate how, like, he has to explain the story, right, about why he murdered the Mad King. And, you know, he's probably had to tell that story so many times that even if, you know, you had to be branded the Kingslayer. Like, how many times can you explain yourself until you just don't tell that story with the same amount of passion? Right. You know what I mean? And you could tell he just had bad PTSD about it. It was just something that really, like, really defined him from, he said, 17 years and he's tired of it. So, maybe Jamie, I don't know how much Jamie taught to Joffrey, but you know what I'm saying? Jamie hated Ned Stark, so I can definitely see why Joffrey could be so quick to just make that up. Well, he said he was honorable, but he didn't like him because he's a star. Well, he's honorable because he judged him for being the Kingslayer. And, like, he's saying that honors to Ned you know, doing your duty by the book, by the book is, you know, it's a great world. Yeah. It's a great area. It's not black and white. But we're going to, you want to talk about all this stuff? Why don't we just pause and then we're going to just write some little things down, guys? As you start, then. We just want to be more organized. All right, guys. So, we are Batman. We got our thoughts together a little bit on paper. Wrote down some questions here. So, baby, you want to read this to us? Yeah. You're a little better at presenting than me. So, of course, we wrote, in this episode, we just wrote a note because we wanted to mention that Eric Dondarian, the one that Bruzz brought back to life, we noticed his sword was on fire. And remember, Melisandre was giving Stannis all that nonsense about, like, he's the lord of the light. I mean, he's the prince or something like that. He pulls this sword out. And remember, he pulls the sword out? No fire. Right. So, it's like, I don't know if Melisandre will then smoke up Stannis' butt right now. It's weird, man. Because what if that guy really is the prince? Right. Because he's been brought back to life. Yeah. Yeah. This is how many times has it been? Six or seven? Yeah. The point of him was Ned told him to go kill the mountain. Right. But he'd never did it because he obviously keeps getting killed or whatever. Right. So, basically, he's just trying to fulfill what Ned told him to do. And he was going to do it in Robert Rathien's name. I remember that. But why is the lord of the light bringing him back? Do we know that yet? No. Okay. Well, it's not spent too much time on it. Okay. So, basically, that was just important because we noticed that. And so, it's kind of like, makes me feel like a Stannis really like what he is. We noticed like Jorah and Selmy. We're having like a conversation. And it was kind of hinting at that. Yeah. Does Selmy know that Jorah used to be a spy guy? Right. That's something that we need to see. So, that makes me stressed out. Anytime they're in a room together, that definitely has me a little bit on next show. Because it's like, how did Selmy get there and why? You know? Well, he's an outcast. And I guess since he originally served the Targaryens, he thought, you know what? I'm outcast from West Rose. I'm gonna go to Essos. Then I guess he just came across. The only thing really going down over there, which is Daenerys. I guess so. What else? We just talked about a little bit, but Jaime Lannister is the honorable. Like after that story, what is our opinions on him after that story? Well, he's in a state of like shock still. You know, he just went through so much brutal pain. So, we're gonna have to let his character get used to the idea of not having a hand. Once he becomes who he's gonna be now that he is essentially a cripple in a way. Then I guess he's gonna develop a new personality. I don't really think we've gotten there yet. So, we'll see. And then we basically found out that Rob's next move is he's gonna take Casterly Rock. But to get to Casterly Rock, he has to go through the phrase. Right. So, tell Mr. Frey that I'm not gonna marry your daughter, because she's got horse action going on. So, actually I'm gonna marry this woman. He's kind of seemed like a grungy dude, man. So, he's probably not gonna be happy about it. Right. But can I still pass? Like, even though like, despite all that, can I still use your bridge and pass? Like, go win this war? Right, absolutely. I don't know how that's gonna turn out. So, I don't know what this dude's about to ask of Rob now, but I'm pretty sure that he's probably gonna let him. Right, but the leverage that he's gonna put on Rob is gonna be so strong. Like a detrimental thing. Like something that could like break him. Maybe he might ask for his mom's hand in marriage or something. Oh. Oh, my God. That'd be weird. That's crazy. Maybe someone will have to get married. Guys, the biggest point of this episode before we get into the next one was Rob had a decision to make. I don't remember the man's name, but he wanted vengeance. He came in and he killed the Lancer boys. Rickard Carstark. Rickard Carstark, right? And Rob said, you know what, you're a child murderer. You have to die for your sins. You'd betrayed me. You'd betrayed what our mission is about. Our mission isn't about the murdering of children. It's about trying to win a war, but what good is to win a war and seize land if we're gonna be just like what he perceived the Lannisters to be. So he had a moral dilemma to make. Sometimes life is tough like that, man. Sometimes what's best for you isn't always the right moral thing to do. It's really difficult. You know, we have to face this in our real life life. And I feel like, you know, in Rob's situation, I feel like you cut the man's head off. You send a message, we're not gonna murder children. The same reason that you don't want Sansa to be murdered. You don't want them to murder Arya. If they're gonna murder Arya, they're gonna murder Arya. You don't have to choose to act like a Lannister. And I think that's why, you know, Rob seems to be the moral compass of this episode. And I think sometimes in a life, man, when, you know, you're stuck with two wrong choices or two terrible choices. And at the end of the day, you just gotta do what she thinks is the best thing morally, because just do the best thing, do the best you can do to be on the right side of history and then just let the pieces fall where they may. And everyone told him to do the opposite, but he still chose that, so. Rob knows he's gonna die anyways, or does he wanna die a child murder or not? Okay, so the next thing I wrote was Littlefinger and his plan with Sansa, which are kinda, you know, he has an idea and I have an idea. I'm not really sure who's idea is right. His idea is he actually wants to. My idea is he actually wants to get with Sansa. My idea is he wants to get to Catlin somehow through Sansa. I don't know. Yeah, I don't really know exactly what his plans are, but I don't know, man, Littlefinger is a very sneaky character and he has a lot of ambition and whatever he's planning, ultimately he's gonna end with him wanting to be in charge of things, because he's already made it very obvious. That's his ambition. Are you ready to get into the next episode? Yep. Let's go. It's the climb. I was gonna say that too. Really? But you weren't about to sing it like me. Yeah, I wasn't gonna sing it. I'll be mind-blowing if I was already in. I'll be like, what? Yeah, you're old. I'm sitting here with a legend. I've got too much wood in there. The more wood, the bigger the fire. It needs to breathe. Take off that big lock. Look at him being a manly man, I guess. She knows how to build a fire. That's one thing. You know your fires? I'm alive, ain't I? Someone built your fires for you growing up. It doesn't get so cold down in the reach. In the reach? I knew you were high born. I found something at the fist of the first band. What does it do? I'm not sure that it does anything. It's beautiful, though, isn't it? I mean, that's a cool find. I know. How much longer? Not so far. A few more days. Is the wall as big as they say? Bigger? So big. You can't even see the top sometime. It's hidden in cloud. You're playing with me. I'm not. 700 feet high. All made of ice. On a warm day, you can see it weeping. Oh, wow. Castle black is nice enough. It sucks. It's better than Craster's house. Day and night. Sometimes one of the brothers will sing. Do you sing? No, no, no. Not very well. Sing me a song. All right. Easy to convince. The father's face is stern and strong. He sits and judges right from wrong. He weighs our lives the short and long. I thought he's about to sound like Louis Capaldi up in here. The mother gives the gift of life. And what she's over every five. Does she like it? Is this a date? It's better than your dad singing to you. Oh, my God. This is some Red Dead Redemption stuff right here. I had a bow I could have shot a dozen rabbits. I made this by myself. I guess you don't learn how to do that north of the wall. You learn how to use your fists though. Oh, you're going to punch the rabbits to death. There's someone else in mind. Well, someone else is sitting right here. You're both very good at skinning rabbits. Some of us. Just a little better. Well, some of us should say thank you when someone else hunts down their breakfast for them. Don't they teach you to say thank you when off of the wall? You've got a big mouth, girl. And too many teeth. Stop it. Lady Reedy has got a stick so far up her ass it's a wonder of feet touched the ground. You've been nasty to her every day. Of course she's nasty back. Me? We can't fight each other. We'll never make it to the wall. I want you both to make peace. Yes, little lord. Whatever you say, little lord. Your way of skinning rabbits is quicker than mine. I said so, didn't I? You're a good little hunter. Thank you. I'm right here with you. I'm right here with you. The visions take their toll. He's having one now. Well, those visions better be worth it. I know. They take a toll on your life, boy. You better help Rob start winning this war somehow. I saw Jon Snow. At Castle Black. He was on the wrong side of the wall. Surrounded by enemies. Was that before? Oh, it's happening now. He sees what's happening now, right? Or what's gonna happen? He was working. So I guess he was a murderer and he just saw him right here. You ever climbed it before? No. But Tormund's done it half a hundred times. So 50? Well, I'm Jon Snow. I've killed dead men and caught an af hand, but I'm scared of naked girls. That seemed scared the other day. You were trembling like a leaf. It was cold in that cave, okay? And don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. What secret? Do you think I was dumb as all those girls in silk dresses you knew growing up? You didn't stop being a crow the day you walked into Manta Raiders' tent. Oh, so she thinks he's still a crow? She's a woman now, Jon Snow. You're going to be loyal to your woman. The Knights of Watch don't care if you live or die. Manta Raider don't care if I live or die. We're just soldiers in their armies and there's plenty more to carry on if we go down. So what you're trying to say? You only have each other? It's you and me. Don't ever betray me. Because I'll cut your pretty cock right off and wear it round me neck. She's so vulgar. It's funny though because she's a wildling. Right. And if you fall, don't scream. You don't want that to be the last thing she remembers. He's how long we owe her. That is wrong. You're not as good as you think you are. I am. Tits, bulls. I hit them right where I wanted to. She's been hanging out with boys too much. You won't be fighting strong men, little lady. Show me your position. She said get in the pocket. Keep your elbow high. Never hold. Your muscles tense up when you hold. Pull the string back to the center of your chin and release. Never aim. Never aim. Never aim. Your eye knows where it wants the others to go. There's someone out there. Who is that? That looks like Jack in his little hood. That's about far enough. Every encounter is so hostile because someone threatens someone. Oh boy. Pardon me, lady. We'll be the judge of that. Valar morgulis. Valar dohaeris. Alvidoti rullorau kelbrianen desundau. Rullor. Thoros gen mirotiksa. Roberti dari zihi ne kepti seksi otonio jemagon. Grimkonta. Yeah, that had been a hard mission. Uptesi puntali joheksis e jemosu. Kupten go sengo soi dasis. My friends here don't speak high Valerian. Why are you here, my lady? That's a good question. Oh, for him? I heard you've been brought back the seventh time. I want to work with you, my boy. You have my manners. Let's have a baby. I don't see many ladies these days. That dude looks like a can opener guy. How many times has the Lord brought him back? Six. Konir sa agon costus d'awor. Kessis onoravi siti libus d'awor. Onorim onior. I've always been a terrible priest. Can't you much rum? It's terrible than to say. By the time I came to Westeros I didn't believe in our Lord. So I wore the robes and every now and then I'd reset the prayers. It was just for show. Until the mountain drove along through this one's heart. Then the old world. But because I believed in them. But he was my friend and he was dead. Desperate. Desperate words on you. And for the first time in my life the Lord replied. And then five more times. They're excise open. And then use the truth. Our God is the one true God. And all men must serve. You've been to the other side. The other side. There is no other side. I have been to the darkness, my lady. He sent you to us for a reason. You have someone he needs. Nothing tricky about it. Just need decent steel. Get you the steel. Man's got a job. Let's go. I didn't hire that woman. That's cause you're a girl. Does that have to do with anything? Forgive me lad. Forgive me lad. What are you doing? Let go of him. What are they doing with that? She told Stannis her blood was in someone else. His blood was in someone else. Gendry. Right. Did the Lord of Light tell you that or did she? You're not doing this for your God. You're doing it for gold. We're doing it for both of us. And we can't get weapons and horses and food that gold. You told me this was a brotherhood. Aww. You told me I could be one of you. They could have left. Are they gonna burn him? They better not. Yeah, he thought he was about to have a career path. You are more than they can ever be. You will make kings rise and fall. How? By burning to death. You're a witch. You're going to hurt him. I see a darkness in you. And in that darkness, eyes staring back at me. Brown eyes. Blue eyes. Green eyes. Eyes you'll shut forever. Brought him in so damn confused. So she's gonna kill people with that eye color? Why are you even speculating at this point? I have no clue. So he has done this 50 times. This is crazy. That is so scary. He's staring at me. Ask John Snow. Oh. My God. My God. My God. John Snow in the head. Oh, my God, it did. You all right. Just seeing if you can take a headlight. Nope. He's too much. He was so stressed in that situation. That guy had to say something goofy. Oh, no. Sorry. Were you sleeping? He's not nice anymore. I don't like him now. Whoa. He's like, thought you had a friend, boy. Water. Oh, my gosh. I wish I had some for you. Rude. Oh, my gosh. Well, let's play a game. Which body part do you need the least? You've already told me everything. Remember? Your daddy was mean to you. Docs didn't appreciate you. Oh, my gosh. The Stark boys. Less than a life. You failed, but I'm a better hunter than you. No shock. He's trying to get them? How about your little finger? You don't use that for much, do you? No. For why? You said you got everything you needed. I don't want to see this. I don't want to see this happening to him. You've been wondering why you're here, haven't you? Well, yeah. I'm doing this to you, so guess. If you guess right, I'll tell you. By the old gods and the new, I swear it. Something tells me you don't believe that. So he's a northerner because he said that, right? Right. If I win, he'll let me go. I don't trust him. Do you think this has a happy ending? You haven't been paying attention. That was so evil. You first. Bro, if Theon ever gets out of those chains, I'm going to better watch his back. You're not too vague. Eat wood moss. Terrible gas. That's where you told him. That's where you told him you were. No. Where? Blast Earth. Do I look like a fucking umber to you? Oh, he's making him guess like his house. Come on. I'm not wincing at the TV guys. I'm wincing because she's squeezing my finger. Oh, sorry. I'm pinching it. He looks like House Baggins. House Baggins. Is he any baddest flying when we came in? It was just a guess. Very good. Lord Theon. Who am I? Lauren Castor. He's dead. Strangled by the Kingslayer. He was your brother. No shot. So his dad's dead too. There's Lord Rickard Castor. Is it? I betrayed Rob. So now he's torturing Theon. That's why you're torturing me. Yes. But Rob didn't tell you to do it. Let me say so. You win. Yeah, because Rob wouldn't condone this. Rob would just kill him. He told that guy that he doesn't. He rules that out. The Vladimir. You forgot to ask if I'm a liar. Why would he ask that? What in the hell? Oh my God, this guy. Boom. I win. Right. Thank you for riding here so quickly. I don't like him. That dude was crazy. I thought he was so nice at the beginning. We're idiots. It's so wrong. Our father's instructed us to tell you that his alliance with the North can continue. If his terms are met, Lord Fray requires a formal apology for your violation of your sacred oath to marry one of his daughters. Easy. Of course. He deserves as much as I was in Theon. There's restitution for this betrayal. He demands how and all. And all its attendant lands. Easy. I don't think that's worth it. We are fighting for the North. He's like, shut up, idiot. It is his once the war is over. And there's something else. We will do whatever we can to give Lord Fray what he needs. Not what. Who? Who? That dude. Okay, done. Easy. No. Our father requires Lord Edmure to wed one of his daughters. Yeah, you're going to give up Aaron Hall the night you? Crazy. But I see her first. You want to count her teeth? We depart for the twins in the morning. You need an answer before we leave. A wedding not won. The fortnight thereafter. Or this alliance is at an end. Your father does realize we're in the middle of a war. Father is old. We'll put his heart at peace. If you could see her wed to a good husband. He has every right to be. Dang wrong. Yeah, marry that guy off anyways. He's just kind of, you know, there. All right, let's talk about it, guys. Do you take this guy's help or not? What do you do? It's not help. It's to make peace. So you can go take casually rock. But essentially they need his help. They need his help by letting him cross that bridge. Yeah, I marry that guy off. That guy's just been making smart remarks. Very least, I should be off with the same choice you had. I'm his liege lord. He's a proud man and we've wounded him. I didn't wound him. Right, you did. My answer is no. Here we go. Listen to me and listen very carefully. You are- The laws of gods and men are very clear. No man can compel another man to marry. The laws of my fist are about to compel your t- Oh. If you refuse our alliance with the phrase is dead. He's wanted me for one of his daughters since I was 12. When I say no, you will come back and be a daughter of my choosing. I have a war to fight. We can't win it without them. You said you wanted to make amends for the stone mill. Yeah, doing too much over there. I had nothing less permanent in mind. I've won every battle as I'm losing this war. I am acting on Lady Stark's orders. Why did he dress her like that? I don't know. If you just pick it up with one hand, Jamie. Teamwork. I should send you back to Rob Stark. You should. As you're sitting here watching me fail at dinner. Why might that be? Wars cost money. Many people would pay a great deal for you. We both know who would pay the most. Tywin. Make you pay the most. We found out you'd captured me. Send me back up north. Yeah, y'all better give Tywin a freakin' discount. Perhaps the safest thing to do is to kill you both and burn your bodies. King Rob is keeping your father quite busy. It doesn't have time for anything else. You'll make time for you. I will allow you to go to King's Landing as restitution for the mistakes my soldiers made. Yeah, he's scared of Tywin. And you will swear to tell your father the truth that I had nothing to do with your maiming. He's trying to save himself. So he's betraying Rob Loki. Because he thinks that Rob's gonna lose the war. You understand how suspicious that is to ordinary people. I know, like, you're not gonna drink that wine, but in King's Landing they poison anyone. If you're Jamie, you ain't gotta worry about being poisoned. If you want she dead, I'll kill you. Oh, she won't be going with you. I'm in charge with bringing Sir Jamie to... You are charged with abetting treason. Freight, I must insist. You're in no place to insist on anything. I would have hoped you'd learned your lesson about overplaying your position. Impossible. My grandson is the pride of Highgarden, the most desirable bachelor in all seven kingdoms. Your daughter is rich, the most beautiful woman in all seven kingdoms, and the mother of the king. Old. Old? Old. I'm something of an expert on the subject. You men may have a stomach for bloodshed and slaughter, but this is another matter entirely. Oh, babies. She can't have no more kids, probably. My stomach remains quite strong. The only thing that might turn it are details of your grandson's nocturnal activities. You deny them. Oh, not at all. A sword swallower through and through. A sword swallower? You should be grateful for the opportunity to marry the most beautiful woman in the kingdoms and remove the stain from his name. Did you grow up with boy cousins, Lord Tywin? Of course. And you never... No. Not one. Is it any way? Never. I congratulate you upon your restraint. He didn't break eye contact. Did you see that? Yeah. Perhaps high garden has a high tolerance for unnatural behavior. Brothers and sisters. Oh. Where I come from, that stain would be very difficult to wash up. I will not breathe further life into a malicious lie by disgust. She just gave it back. He gave it and she gave it back. Yeah, and she ain't wrong. Convincing enough to put swords in their hands and send them off to kill anisters and Tyrells, thanks to our new affiliation. I don't care what people believe and neither do you. Now, if the rumors about my children were true, then Joffrey is no king at all. Ding, ding, ding. And now Tyrell is throwing its prized flower into the dirt. And if Cersei is too old to give Laura's children, we are throwing another prized flower into the dirt. It is a chance we simply cannot take. If you refuse to marry Laura's to Cersei, I will name him to the king's guard. Oh, no. I'm familiar with the king's guard, Fouse. He will never marry. The Tyrell name will fade and Highgarden will go to the children of Joffrey and Marjorie. You would have your grandson protected by someone who disgusts you. I would have my grandson protected by a skilled warrior who takes his vows seriously. So, shall I door up the order? This man's business, boy. Or do you consent to this match? It's a rare enough thing. A man who lives up to his reputation. Oh! Cersei Jr. Yo, that conversation was like... That was intense. Two goats in a room. Right. Two legends, it seems. More intense than this. That would be so hard, dude. Especially just because of the wind. What in the world? Oh, my gosh. An avalanche? Is this a wall about to come down? That was like six wildings, wasn't it? Wow. Oh, she's on the string. Yeah, but she saw what happened to Gwen Stacy. We gotta talk some loose! Nah, we gotta cut you loose, though. He said no. No, no, no, no. The word, the R-O-L? Jon, you better get it done. What's he gonna do? You better start swinging. The momentum. Oh, let's go, Jon. Jon, you're strong as hell. That had broke my shoulder. Just so you know, none of y'all could have done it. Good job, guys. Look, now this is gonna be awkward. Why'd you make it awkward? You know what I mean? His fault. He just didn't want to go down with him. He said, don't take it personal snow. Had to cut your loose. Had to cut your loose snow. I'm very happy. Yes. Oh, so they don't know the new plan yet? I am as well. I feel like I'm in a dream. Yes, me too. I've dreamed of a large wedding since I was quite young. He's in a nightmare. Yes. Food. The tournaments. And the bride, of course. The most beautiful bride in the world. She's like, there you go. Have you ever been to Highgarden, my lady? I'd never left Winterfell before I came to King's Landing. But it sounds wonderful. I can't wait to see it and to leave this place. They both agree it's up. Yeah. I'm just told them. It's so beautiful prepared to Winterfell, but it's so, like, gross and corrupt. Pose, there's anything we can do about this? Father doesn't discriminate. We're all being shipped off to hell together. You built. Hyraels were plotting to undermine our family. I did what I did to protect our family. I'm your family who's actively contributed to that family's survival. Right. Whether or not you or father, anyone else wants to admit it. I do admit it. Finally. If it weren't for your trick with the wildfire, Stannis would have sacked the city before Father got here. Yeah, but it's not just that. Our heads would still be rotting on the city gate. An odd way of saying thank you. Right. Did you or did you not order Samantha to kill me during the Battle of the Blackwater? She did. So it was her Joffrey and he was with Joffrey. He hates me because I'm the only one who tells him what he really is. So, fair enough, he wants me dead. But his stupidity? He could have had me poisoned and no one would have known. But the king orders a king's guard to murder the hand of the king in full view of his own army, the boys and idiot. Do you want me to say? I want you to tell me if my life is still in danger. Probably, but not from Joffrey. He won't do anything now, Father's here. Seven kingdoms united in fear of tyrant Lannister. Joffrey will belong to Margery, the little doe-eyed whore. History will be taken from our hands. You may escape at least. Once Jamie gets back, the Loras may come down with a terrible case of sword through bows. When Jamie gets back? Yes. When do we think that's going to be? He's out there somewhere. Do you think she's still gonna like Jamie like that? Yeah. Do you think people will like it? I don't think they will even notice it. Anyway, from what I can tell, the dressmakers and high guard will be far superior to the ones in King's Landing. They never make me anything as dull as this to my wedding. Will they let me invite my family? They haven't asked my opinion. Oh, well they might so they can get their heads. Good afternoon, Lord Tyrion. I was just trying on a gown for King Joffrey's wedding. Yes, it should be quite a wedding. He has to speak with me. Alone, if I may. Yeah, away from Shay. Why don't you speak to her alone? Shay, please excuse her, Lord Tyrion. She's not from here, but I trust her. Yeah, because she doesn't know, right? Yeah. That's so funny. Sometimes we think we want to hear something, and it's only afterwards, when it's too late, that we realize we wished we'd heard it under entirely different circumstances. It's all right, really. Oh, this is going to be strange, because Shay is very hot headed. All right, a lot of secrets about to come out. This is going to be good. This is awkward. A thousand blades. There aren't a thousand blades. There aren't even 200. I've counted. I'm sure you have. His costumes are becoming more like extravagant. Lord Vaelish. It is flattering. Really, you feeling such dread at the prospect of me getting what I want. When I thought of your plan to give Sansa Stark to the Tyrell, but your confidant, the one who fed you information about my plans. You didn't bring her any enjoyment. She was a bad investment on my part. Raz. I have a friend who wants to try something new, something daring, and he was so grateful to me for providing this fresh experience. Bro, you're an evil little finger. I know. I did what I did for the good of the realm. Do you know what the realm is? It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies, a story we agreed to tell each other over. But it's really 200. Till we forget that it's a lie. But what do we have left once we abandon the lie? Chaos. A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all. Chaos isn't a pit. It's a beginning or something? Chaos is a ladder. Oh, jeez. Mim and his bow. Maybe it's time to climb and fail. Never get to try again. It better not be Margery, boy. You better quit. Was that Raz? That's the end of her, bro. Oh my gosh. Why? Because, man. Giving a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm. Oh. Or the god or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. So he tricked her into going. She's going to want to go now. She's going to want to go with little finger now. Let me pause it, everybody. Right. Well, no, I thought that boat has sailed. She just figured out that she's marrying Tyrion. Yeah, and I think little finger did that. So she'll want to go escape with him. I thought Varys spoiled the plans. Little finger just said he just tricked them. I thought little finger's plans all along was to try to, like, rescue Sansa so that way he could marry her quote unquote because she's, like, young and of age now. So that way he could, like, gain power and favor. Right, but he told them about the plan because he heard it from someone or something like that because Varys and Alina were talking. Right. And he heard about the plan and then when he told him about the plan, that's when Tywin did that and then that's only going to help him. I think it's a double manipulation. I see what you're saying, yeah. Because he started crying looking at the ship. Yeah. I mean, that was, like, she was longing for it. Right. I'll even marry little finger and just get me out of here. Whoa. She finally sees it, huh? That's so crazy. That land kind of sucks, doesn't it? I want to be free folks down there. I'd say in that case, so long as I started looking like Gollum. Whoa. Metaphorically, he's showing her like a whole new world. Yeah. That's what I'm getting from it. And he's, like, low-key giving in to her now. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, it's like his first girlfriend. She could have been a horse and he's going to give in to her. She could have been a white walker. He'd be out there chasing her around. Dang, what a romantic spot to kiss someone there, right? Right, but my thing is, is he going to go back? Because I feel like he's manipulating them. Crazy, guys. Insane. Man, I'm really getting into this show, man. Yeah. Crazy. This show is starting to advance. Like freaking crazy. We left off on the wall, so John obviously is developing a lot of feelings for this girl, man. I don't know if John's secretly a wildling at heart. Maybe John's just having an identity crisis, you know, because he has been a bastard. Right. And he feels like maybe he's kind of, like, free now. He doesn't have to answer to people. Like, he had to answer to the stars. He had to answer to the night's watch. Well, what was you saying at the end of the episode about he's manipulating? Like, so... To get sad. I thought his mission was to, like, do... Like, I thought the whole mission for him going out there was to, like, infiltrate the wildlings because, like, for something. I don't remember what. Maybe to find his uncle. I thought he was looking for his uncle the whole time. Right. And plus he was supposed to... They were supposed to preemptively attack them because they were putting on a mushroom on the wall. Oh, yeah. But then now he kind of... Like, he got stuck out there. Right. And now it kind of seems like he's stuck, but he's, like, kind of confiding, which... But she made this comment, I'm still a... You're still a crow, so, like, I think she's kind of thinking when they made it up the wall, he was going to side with them. Which also goes to indicate how much John just has an identity crisis. Because, like, is he a crow, but he's not a crow. He's not a wildling, but he is. But isn't he still wearing his crow stuff, though? But he's not a wildling, but he's not a crow either. Right. Because, you know, when he said that the problem was, I saw... We come from a place of leadership structure, right? And you don't question those structures. But the problem is the ones in charge are giving babies to white walkers. So, therefore, everything you've ever believed about honor, integrity, blah, blah, blah, the Night's Watch, it all just went out the window. Right. Right. And so John is just in a place of just... He just has... He has an identity crisis. Right. And the first person who's shown him some love, you know what I'm saying? And he's just falling for it. And when you're young, too, you know, your mind's warped by any type of new love or anything like that. Right. I guess also something else that was important was Melisandre made it to Thoros and Dendorian. Right. And that one's gone? Yeah. And that is just some more... Because her last thing was... Stannis was trying to be like, hey girl, let's make a baby. And she was like, no, you're not strong enough. But someone of your blood is strong enough and I'm going to go find them. And now she has Gendry. That whole storyline, guys. I'll be honest with you, man. It's not that I'm not following it. Like I'm falling... I feel like I know about as much as I should know at this point, but it's just really hard to follow. Right. Right. Because I just don't know like... I think there's like a whole prophecy around it, which maybe like the next lore will explain to us because, you know, this lore explained a lot to us. But it seems like there's a prophecy and it seems like Melisandre is buying into that prophecy so hard. And I'm starting to believe like... I didn't believe in the magic too much. Like I did other than the baby that happened. I thought it was like more dark magic, but this guy coming back multiple times is kind of telling me it's like... there might be some good to it. Well, I've seen men that could change their face. And that's when I really started believing in the magic. Right. And I saw a woman walk into fire and... Right. Out of that miracle came three dragons whose eggs were basically unfertil. And they... She went in that fire and fertilized them eggs, man. So there's definitely a lot of soft magic in this series. That's what somebody told me in the comment section. It's called soft magic. A lot of fantasies have it because it's a way of like tying up using cues. Like I get it. What else baby? Okay. I don't... Just let me say guys, I don't like to dive too much into the red woman and the word of light and all that. I might speculate on it a little bit, but I feel like that part of the story, there's just so much going on there. And obviously a greater brain than me put this all together. So I don't want to speculate on it too much because I just know I'm going to be really off. And I don't feel like the story's really told me enough. To even like start questioning too much about it. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It would be like out of the blue. Like I have no knowledge. Like it would just be like out of the nowhere. I could put myself in, you know, me and you could get together and we could get on a council and we could discuss plans for Rob Stark. Right? We could join the cause and we could have conversations for hours. But when it comes to this red woman thing, I'm just lost. I don't know what to say about that. So... Because that's magic. And that's like, you know, we talked about that. We're working on understanding that. Theon. We're talking about Theon now. The best part of the storyline right now to me is the Theon part. I mean that's not true guys, obviously. The war with Rob and the Lannisters is the most important storyline to me and I'm really loving the merit. Like how everything's going to shape up for the next thousand year dynasty. That's about to come into play basically, right? Right. This is going to change it all. The result of this war. But dude, the dirty little secret bro is I'm secretly super enjoying this crazy looking, smacked out looking dude man, the car start kid. Well he said he was a car start but then he said I'm a liar and then he... Yeah. I don't 100% know who that guy is yet but the one thing we do know about this guy is he's insane. He's a liar and he's... He's like a job 3. He's an admitted liar because the most cold thing I've seen is when he told you even quoted this too when he said that the saddest thing was watching Lord Bailon's last son right off. Yeah. And this man don't care. And I thought that was Theon Greyjoy. The last living son of Bailon Greyjoy. Yeah and it's like this man does not care about that at all. Right. Yeah. Something I did want to know about this episode though is and this is like just me noticing and I'm sorry it's probably because I'm a girl and bring it on. Sexist comments I don't really care but I did notice all the women in this episode they kind of had no choice to who they got to marry. Like Sansa was thinking she's going to marry Loris. Last minute situation she marries Tyrion. None of her parents are even there. She's property of someone else but when it came to Edward Toley which was the guy who is marrying like Walter Frey. I don't know which daughter I forgot what her name was but he's going to have to marry her. He literally said there's no law that makes a man comply to marriage. So my thing is that I just noticed in this universe is that women they kind of get like you go here, you go here, Cersei you go here if this benefits the realm here you go here I don't really care but for a man it's not so easy so Edward Toley could have like he could say no. Basically. Right. Well the reason he could say no is because at the end of the day if he decides not to he can pick up a sword. Right. I guess as a woman you can do the same but they just choose not to do. I mean yeah you're right there's definitely no choice so there's definitely a power structure the men are in charge. The men are in charge because at the end of the day they carry the sword you know what I mean. So it's obviously a world and the most violent clan wins right. I mean it's the game of thrones so women definitely fall on that you know what I'm saying so they definitely fall below the men but what that goes to show me is it's not really so much that women particularly don't have a choice. It's more that like just whoever's in charge ultimately holds the power in this society and women ultimately just don't hold a lot of power because there's not a lot of violence that comes with them basically. Right. So basically in this universe when you have a son you're like ooh powerful but when you have a daughter it's like that's going to kind of mend like something that will benefit your house. Right. Like when you have a daughter it's kind of like a reward you're kind of like great this is going to benefit me somehow. Right. I don't know if it's good or bad but it'll benefit. So like the son is to carry on the birth name and the women the daughter is for the furthering of like the house so like setting up your house so the daughter is used for politics the son is used for. And having the children of course. Right. Like because that makes your house stronger. But I mean what other reality could we possibly bake up? Right. I mean like we couldn't really have a show where all the women are running around beating the hell out of the men with swords. You know what I'm saying that would just be kind of goofy so. Oh yeah I'm not saying anything negative of them I'm being neutral about it I'm just making a note that obviously in this show have like you know they can say no. But even Rob man the leader of a great army at the end of the day man like he got to say no but did he really get to say no. Right. He didn't get to say no no consequence because at the end of the day the power structure he's below on the power structure. And that kind of like goes back to oaths like how like what oaths can you break like Rob Stark broke the biggest oath which is he the reason why it's the biggest oath is because he's the king of right. So him breaking that oath you know and Catlin said it too when you break your oath so do your men. Right absolutely. So. So if if he breaks his oaths then his is that his uncle Edmer. Why wouldn't why shouldn't he. Well you know babe the reason that I think it's so great that you just brought that up is because it doesn't really have much to do with like sexism or anything like that guys so if that's how you're interpreting it I'm you know I'm pretty sure that that's not what you're saying. Absolutely. So what I'm trying to say is Littlefinger and Littlefinger said it best when him and Bears was having the conversation. He said this is basically everything is basically smoking mirrors and he goes OK well even though it's smoking mirrors if we don't continue to play the game what do we have chaos. Yeah right and then you know Littlefinger goes into the lot of chaos is born great man and it's an opportunity. Right. But basically like this show has a good way of showing that even like the way women don't have a choice to marry like it just really goes to show that every single thing that holds this society together is just glass and it is glass waiting to shatter because every concept that you think of ultimately doesn't make sense if you logically think about it. You know what I'm trying to say. And you going with that you can kind of see like with the new generation how they're like taught like the old things they're like you have to learn all these things from the past over and over and over. So even if it might not be smoking mirrors sometimes but they are kind of growing up knowing these stories. So like when you bring these families together they only know all this stuff that they've learned and obviously things they've learned are not true. Right. So like a thousand swords there's really two hundred little finger discounted. Yeah. Even like even the greatest like representation of like the power of West Rose is the iron throne. I mean it's the ultimate symbol and even that is just a ginormous exaggeration exaggeration. Yeah. Huge one. And as you can see women can come to power in the show Cersei. I guess Cersei did because of like birthright though per se. But not at all because Tywin just said yo you're marrying Loris don't want to hear it from you. She could just kill Tywin. She could poison Tywin. I don't I don't that's what I'm saying like Cersei Cersei breaks the mold because she's a woman but she just she walks around and just demands power. I think I think if anyone breaks that mold it's Daenerys. Well obviously she'll break that mold right. She's breaking the mold because she's got three dragons behind her. Yeah. And she if you're going to tell Daenerys to marry someone she'll probably be like okay Dracarys I don't want to hear it. Right. Which is kind of tyrannical in a way. Which I mean she could not do that. I'm not saying she's going to do that. I'm saying she could you know but I'm saying she only she don't have to marry who she doesn't want to because she's the queen. You know I'm saying she's right those the two men that are around her are her assistants. I really hope that this show doesn't end with some type of democracy kicking in or something because basically the more I try to figure the show out the more I try to put it together and make some type of like sense out of it the more I realize that I think the point of this show is we live in a universe where everything sort of revolves around this iron throne and the fake illusion of power that comes with it and it's all it's all just right because if you think about it as Joffrey's the leader and if you look at Joffrey he's literally giggling about like Targaryen like people being dead. Yeah. Okay let's let's talk about what's next let's talk about so for Rob for Rob to we already talked about it he has to have an apology they give up here in hall which he doesn't even have control over so I don't know why that was important but Edward has to marry that person we talked about that. Okay you want to talk about Tywin and Olena's conversation just like kind of how like freaking ice cold goaded that was. Yeah I mean basically we're just at a point where I don't really know how Tywin feels about her though I don't know if he feels the same way that Cersei does Cersei looks at her as a threat I'm sure she'd have her head. Yeah. She wants that whole family to pack up and leave. She's not thinking about the war effort. Tywin's obviously more concerned about the war effort. Right and I just think that I just need more of that conversation. When Marjorie when Marjorie kind of like you know started manipulating Joffrey which now that I just saw what Joffrey did to Raz I don't think Marjorie's manipulating Joffrey anymore. I think Joffrey wants to do whatever Joffrey wants to do. Well see that was the problem with that whole thing from the beginning was Joffrey's whole character arc to me was someone I thought the whole point of him completely doing Sansa like that was to show that he's just above any of that like in his mind he's the king and you know the moment he became king everyone became less than him. Right. But I think when he got hit in the face of that cow patty it was kind of like a recognition of like yo they don't really like me so like when Marjorie was out here doing this honorable stuff he's like okay like I need to follow her lead so I don't get like killed in the streets. Well there's two reactions right when someone hits you in the face with cow dung bro you either think yourself what did I do to deserve that or you think okay well I'm gonna hit you in the brick bro. You know what I'm saying Joffrey doesn't really seem like the type to just self-reflect. He just has like he's like yeah so he went crossbow crazy. Yeah and anyways Roz we had to lose in this episode unfortunately. Unfortunately guys I could see that coming I mean Roz is like when she was doing the behind the scenes stuff with Varus and I knew Littlefinger was gonna find out eventually but I honestly I didn't know he was gonna hurt her I mean when he had that investment talk with her we should have saw that coming. I mean I don't know though I mean they really do just like when you look at like true crime stuff the prostitute that's just like rule 101 dude the prostitute usually dies because they normally don't have like a family or anyone's a lot of care if they go missing. And that's what I was saying I think I mentioned it now that when we saw her die that's what I thought I think in a previous episode I mentioned like Ross easy to get out of there remember saying something along his lines. Well I think that's what she was trying to do remember she started working for Varus and Littlefinger was about to leave so I think she was kind of thinking like Varus because remember he said your profession she said ex-profession. Something that this show is really showing me though as we've been watching it is it's a very small world in the show like Ross hypothetically in real like in our reality right she would just quit working for Littlefinger disappearing in the middle of the night and then started a new life which is what I was thinking oh Ross you need to do but I wasn't really thinking like this world is so small there's just nowhere to go. Right and also two more times where's she gonna go. Like Winterfell is really small it's one of the like what six or seven places that we've actually learned about so far and we're in season three so this world is very small and apparently it's really undiscovered there's a lot of land that's like nothing. I guess the last thing we can talk about is that there's four weddings coming up and what are they? Oh man so um Rob's cousin has to marry one of the Rob's uncle yeah Rob's uncle has to marry one of those girls she's 19 hopefully she's got at least 2017 that'd be good but uh Tarion and Sansa they have to marry and then Cersei has to marry uh what's his name Tyrell and then there's one more wedding I don't remember whose it is it was one that was always gonna happen oh Joffrey and Marjorie isn't Littlefinger supposed to marry someone? oh and Littlefinger supposed to marry Liza Aaron so there's five weddings coming up yeah well I think Littlefinger's though I don't know if Liza knows like I don't know no one's ever showed Liza getting the note that she has to marry Littlefinger right and that goes to my thing doesn't Liza get a choice she's like over there Robyn's her son is the king uh the veil or whatever uh let me just say this we're getting to the point well let me just speak for myself I don't want to speak for you I'm getting to the point in the show guys where it's getting really difficult to remember all these details that's why I have to write everything down right keep in mind this is our first time watching this show I'm starting to see that this show is becoming this politically driven like you can almost study this thing almost like people study history right so if you've seen this show multiple times try to keep in mind that the first time you watched it you probably didn't remember this junk and keep in mind that I am doing the best I can but it is starting to get really crazy I hope you guys are enjoying the journey that we are on one thing I can say is guys we are genuinely doing our best to try to understand this show and to think about the little you know the little political things even like the way that people look at each other the way their eye movements are you know we're really trying to pay attention to those details I'm doing the best we can so hope you guys are enjoying the content I hope that we're still doing a good job with the series we are on season 3 so if you've been watching since the beginning man comment and let us know that you've been here since the beginning and hopefully we're just doing a good job catching it because I feel a little insecure about the fact that I'm not sure what's going on with the word of the light stuff which I'm sure many people when they first saw it I'm also kind of feeling a little insecure about the fact that I'm not sure what's going on with this this curly hair torturer that's beaten up on the on oh yeah I feel like there's something that I should know like I should know that guy is maybe the show has told us the show has given us hints so far and what's going on there and I just feel like we should have picked that up but yeah it's difficult if you don't know man this is October does the editing on Game of Thrones this is like her little series started editing these Game of Thrones videos this is hers I usually work on other things and she works on Game of Thrones specifically if there's stuff I see though that I feel like I need to share with them I do but sharing is one thing seeing it a million times is another yeah this is October see these episodes a lot more than me man she's in it editing scrubbing through the timeline catching all these details taking her notes and I'm glad that she has been because she is definitely helping me keep up I could not be as caught up as I am without her for sure well you do that right you know that's true go check out those man and you'll see that you'll see that role reversal yeah alright guys we're gonna keep or the word quantum if the word quantum's used I need his help anytime we're talking about like anything physics or you know when we're talking about like any of that stuff man she usually needs a little help but hey when it comes to this like I'm not catching like there's a lot of stuff that I just a lot of detail stuff cause I'm a dude right so my mind isn't as detail oriented so right I'm really like I pick up on like really like this sounds weird but like drama like drama like if there's drama I like kind of feed into it in my mind right and I like kind of amplify it and like do it and serve it out times 25 I feel like I have a good gut like a good gut instinct on like who these characters are and you're not as emotional towards them I notice like for me like I was like when we were watching Theon talk to that guy I was just like oh like oh and I was really like feeling emotional towards that guy that guy like a great dude to not be a great dude at all like he's literally ripping your man's finger off for the next episode well guys I'll be 100% honest with you I give this show a 500 at a 10 right yeah me too I say that because here's the thing about YouTube if I say hey guys the grass is green and the sky is blue you guys are not gonna listen to what I'm saying you're gonna hear exactly what you want to hear you're gonna interpret how you want to interpret it and basically my point is gonna be completely lost with half you guys like I've sort of understood that at this point it's amazing I'm having so much fun watching it I don't get too emotionally invested in the characters in this one not too emotionally invested honestly because I sort of feel like most of the people in this show sort of suck you know what I'm saying like most of the people aren't very like lovable I guess most of them like the show's telling me I'm supposed to like really like develop this soft spot for Jamie maybe I'm just like a hard harder person but if it was up to me I would take Jamie outside and I'd cut his head off that's the thing though you have that personality right but me and I'm sure there's many others comment below that we kind of are like going episode by episode so Jamie last episode won my heart again but I know he did all this nonsense by pushing brand out the window but I kind of forgot about it that episode does that make sense? see I don't forget that in my mind dude in my mind Jamie because I'm taking it word by word instead of thinking about the other stuff so yeah I can understand why you think that way but I also understand I think it was way right I personally think Jamie deserves his head cut off just like that one that car start dude personally but I mean but I think he deserves a second chance now at the end of the day we're playing different roles right you're you're sort of doing what you're supposed to do you're supposed to like Jamie in the show you know what I'm saying he's a likeable guy you know what I'm saying the whole point is he's supposed to be terrible and then as you get to know him you realize hey there's actually you know there's some gray in there it's not all black and white and you know you know it was like and the pressures and if you were in this world I get all that 100% but at the same time man I'm with two B's man you know I mean I'm with two B's too but I sympathize I guess that's the thing I sympathize with everyone right I don't like everyone I don't know how I'm still wondering when I saw that guy that was cutting off being annoying I don't know how I'm going to sympathize with him like I don't know how I'm going to do it with Joffrey hey if he gives you a song story you might shoot I know or have a dog I might right this is evil as they come so but honestly that's why I love this show like don't like but that doesn't mean that I don't love Jamie's character like I love Jamie's character he's so funny when he's on the screen like you guys can see it like you can see it in my face like I'm smiling but at the same time like I love Jamie but he is such a great character at being such a bad like bad guy that I really hope when his death finally comes if it does I hope that they do them justice and give it to them like he deserves because he's publicly like my favorite character is Joffrey mine's Joffrey like that's my favorite character in the whole entire show even after that even after you just already did it that's why I like him because he's like he's evil like that's what I'm saying I love Joffrey he's my favorite characters Joffrey and Cersei are probably my favorites right now man but it's only because they're so evil but they're entertaining me like just because they're evil you're one of those guys that likes the villain that's feel for Jamie like I feel like do you feel for Jamie or Cersei more oh I feel for Jamie more than Cersei okay has Cersei taken some little boy thrown him out of a window has Cersei grabbed a young boy who just exploded an admiration towards her and did she grab him with her own hands and kill him but yeah you feel sorry for Jamie you see what I'm saying this show's really weird like that and there's nothing wrong with that that's you know I like the villains you know what I'm saying I like the villains but I also don't sit here and agree with the villains I just like the villains it's just fun to like the villains you know yeah so much fun guys I'm loving this show I'm more invested than ever I can't wait to get into the next episodes what's the next ones what are we on like seven and eight yeah we're about to be done with this season oh dude this show's going nuts guys like I said man I'm a little confused about the red woman thing so if there's anything that I can know that I have missed let me know in the comment section just don't spoil anything obviously but let us know in the October's okay