 Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on the internet where one of the few authorized meme-writers goes ahead and rate some of the best NBA 2k memes. Y'all been on your game. 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I think so but this this is weird I wouldn't even consider this a meme. This is just a fetish a Man followed up saying I'm sorry for anyone who sees this and we're sorry that we ever did two out of ten NBA2k20 Intel says mr. Rani is there a new gig glitch in town? Please let me god damn Why is he stuttering so much? Is he nervous and? It's a six nine a.k.a. Chalk meme ladies and gentlemen But to fill y'all in, in case you guys haven't been watching my videos in the last week, bro, what are you doing, man? Get your, get your sh** together. Um, Chalk decided to tweet at NBA2K when there was an unlimited VC red-ball-blue-ball glitch, and everyone is labeling him a snitch. We know he didn't really have nothing to do with it, but it's funny to say anyway, so people are saying it regardless. And you don't need me to explain the 6-9 situation. Come on, guys. What the hell is going on? I have to explain everything to you? Josh responded, funny, yeah, accurate, I guess, but I will not rate this meme. I do not have that authority. I have the authority, and I'll give it... Hmm, let me call my board of directors. Give me one moment, guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, so, um, what would you rate that as like a board of director authorized meme-rater? Isn't Chalk the snitch to everybody? Exactly, so that's the point of it. So what would you rate that meme as an authorized meme-rater? 11 out of 10. 11 out of 10? All right, man, you guys heard it. It wasn't for me, but it was for my authorized writer, so it counts. By the way, I see it there are three possibilities. One, you stole it. Two, you stole it. Or three, you stole it! You didn't give me a caption, dude. What the hell? This was a fantastic video, but if you captioned it something creative and funny, this could have been a magnificent 10 out of 10 meme. But you're lazy, and I will have time for lazy people in these videos, so I'm giving you a 5 out of 10. Um, Suwante just dropped a video. What's up with y'all lazy ass memes today? No caption, Suwante. You just saw this on the internet and posted it. I'm very disappointed. Especially after you were doing so fantastic in ProM the other night. Video coming in a couple days. Yeah, it was really good, guys. You should start watching the ProM videos. I enjoy making them. Alright, here we have a video. Agent when 2K adds Popeyes, okay. Of course, of course the rat has a fedora. Of course. Because why wouldn't the rat have a fedora? No, man. Popeyes memes are dead. I've killed them as an authorized meme rater. So you can't come at me like that because it's no longer funny, buddy. 3 out of 10. Ronnie tweets literally anything. Entire 2K community. Really, really hard. Stop capping. Stop capping. It's not a good look on you. 8 out of 10. Quizzie dropped this meme, 2K taking my VC. And it's a gift of TI snatching the necklace. What? Is it accurate? Well, of course it is. They took everybody's V hard earned VC. Is it funny? Hmm, let me think on that. Kind of. A little, not too much, but just enough for me to give it a 7 out of 10. Someone responded with 2K taking back Agent's logo. Okay, here we got a flight reacts video, so I'm just letting you know. You know the drill. 8, 8, 8. Oh, don't know what the purpose of that was right there. But I guess everybody was just vibing with flight for 10 seconds. Okay, can't be mad at that. iPod, King Carter says, I had a dream that 2K banned everyone that was up all night long chasing that bag. Red, blue, and I'm sure this was dropped on Martin Luther King Day. No. I don't really know if I've ever in my life seen a worse meme. iPod, how is it possible that you're this horrible with memes? I previously thought toasted was the worst, but no, no, no. Here you come swooping and just like that. Just to let me know that you have no meme making ability whatsoever. I want to. I really want to, but I'm not authorized to rate this meme. It's okay. We all know the answer. And the answer is negative 5 out of 10, which is the worst rating I've ever given in the history of this show, guys. Wow, iPod, have a lot of respect for you, man. Get your life together. Davis tries to walk down the street. People trying to, okay. Yep. Zero out of 10. 2K to the people that lost all their VC due to the glitch. Here we go. I stopped by one of my biggest haters funeral today just to make sure. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Now, wow. Is that a real post? Wow. Okay. The meme itself is not funny at all, but the post is so outlandish that it's funny. The post saved you here. I'm giving you a three and a half out of 10. Me handing 2K money for next year's game after 2K20 has been trashed this year. It's just a photo of a guy handing cash but looking promiscuously in the other direction as to not draw any attention. This is the embodiment of what shame would look like personified. Now, if we're talking about the meme, I don't know. I'm going to have to talk to my board of directors. I'm not too sure about this one, guys. Oh, that's so convenient. I was about to call you. Oh, you want to use this one? Yeah, I want to use this one. You're not busy, right? You're not busy? No, I'm busy. So I need your help writing this meme. No, I'm a busy goodness. The relevancy of the meme, because that's like a popular meme right now. For sure, for sure, for sure. As the new official meme reviewer, I will give that a nine. He thought he could take my job. You're an official writer and you're on the board of directors. Can't have none of that, man. I'm giving this a zero out of ten. When you accidentally step on the stairs by the two's court, this little maneuver is going to cost us 51 years. Oh, that's creative, yo. I've never seen a meme about that, but we've all been through it. Running on the neighborhood, you accidentally hit the stairs. Baaah! You're running this way. Slow motion now. This is a quality meme. Good caption. And it's about something that we all experienced, but nobody ever talks about. And that's the essence of comedy. It's to hit those points in our lives that we overlook, but we all share in common. And for that reason, I can't help but give this funny meme a ten out of ten. Agent reviving the 2K community with his content. Aw, look at this cutie here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. I hope that song's not copyrighted, but it probably is, so we'll substitute, like, I don't know, it's my Dr. Seuss song. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Wow. Wow. Wow. Ten out of ten. Me buying 2K every year! Is that Rod Wave? Huh? I don't know what to believe. You know what? I think Rod Wave was playing 2K when he made that song. I'm pretty sure he was. Incredible. Incredible right there. Great meme. Eight out of ten. When your guard and center are doing all the work and you just stand in the corner and play defense, it ain't much, but it's an honest work. Hey, man. Tell you right now, every team needs a hash sitter. I don't care who you are. So I don't want nobody disrespecting hash sit in the 2K community. That's my people, all right? Me after loading up 2K and checking my VC balance. Oh, no. I'm not having nothing. I'm not having nothing. I've never actually seen this video before. So that's some creativity points right there for showing me something I haven't seen before. As an authorized meme writer, I like to think sometimes that I've seen it all. I don't know what to rate this, so let me sit and think on it. I'm going to give you a nice little seven out of ten, buddy. How 2K feels after stealing everyone's VC. We can't put that song in there at all, because it's the number one song, so it's going to get copyrighted in like two seconds. Not 2K players when they see Ronnie getting slammed in his comments. Man. What did he do to make the nigga stand? Man. He's known me very well, man. It's an appropriately memed caption, boondocks meme, ladies and gentlemen. And there's nothing I like on planet Earth more than a good boondocks meme, ladies and gentlemen. Ten out of ten. Talk D.F. to Ronnie after snitching about the VC glitch. It's a Soluminati meme. Dude. Is he going to suck my dick? You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to go crazy. Nine out of ten. Hey, my boy over there thinks you're cute. His boy. His boy. Can you imagine going anywhere with flight? I think that would be the greatest night out ever. When you're giving a presentation in class and the teacher has to quiet the class down and you're just standing there like Clay Thompson. Just awkwardly standing with the awkward smile meme, guys. Yeah, this is an old ass meme. I've seen this one a while ago. Your lack of creativity is startling. Very startling. For that reason I'm going to give you a two out of ten but I'll let you know the meme was funny when I first saw it. How people be walking out the ante up after losing all their VC. You be going in there very confident. You leave completely demoralized. Obviously if you're a bad player like me. Me. I just get good teammates to carry me while I sit at the hash. Me trying to return 2K20 after getting Vanessa out of $60. I know this meme. Customer service. Get me straight to the- Straight to the- Get me straight to the- More options for how to get help. Customer service. Customer service. Customer service. Why haven't you gotten him straight to the- Oh my God. I hate when customer service doesn't get me directly to the- That's my worst experiences ever when it comes to customer service. Yo, that's one of the funniest memes I've seen so far in the last few months and you accompanied it with a solid caption that we know is accurate and we know is funny. So you're getting a solid one. Zero. Ten out of ten. To everyone thinking 2K17 was the best 2K of all time. Something wrong. Psychologically, something has happened. Yeah. Now I don't know what it is. But Lord, it's bad. That's solid. It's solid, but it's not bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. It's solid, but it's not good or bad. So it's just solid. Six out of ten. Ronnie, when his DMs to Lizzo get leaked. Oh no. Man, I can't even write this over a seven out of ten, regardless of how funny it is now. Because you took a horizontal video in vertical form in a horizontal video. What the f**k were you thinking? Just drop the original horizontal video. No. You gave me a song, a meme with copyrighted music with an interesting edgy caption. But you didn't hit the mark. I'm very disappointed in you. Everyone in the 2K community, after 2K, took their VC. I'm growing depressed. I'm growing very, very, very depressed. We've been there, Steven A. We've been there. We've all played 2K18, so we've been there. And we know what that's like, Steven A. You're not alone. All right? Just talk to somebody. You get through it, man. You get through it. I know they took your VC, but you should have used it. You should have known better. Come on, guys. Who's been through this before knows you should have used the VC. But you held onto the VC just in case. And you f**k that. All right? So assume some responsibility here. When Chalk snitches about the VC glitch. You are a f**king dweeb. Oh, man. And a doof. And racist. Why is he racist? I don't know why he's racist. When you lag out in a close game and everyone in the party is going crazy because your AI hit the game winner. What the f**k is this? That's just so good. That's not even solid. That's a great meme, guys. Hmm. Just a well-put-together meme. Wow. Someone responded too much text, dog. And then he responded saying, I apologize if one sentence is too much for you to comprehend. Yeah. His name is Agent Likes My Memes. Yo, one sentence is fine. Two sentences, we're pushing it. Three, you're out of control, buddy. But one is perfectly fine. This is a 10 out of 10 meme if I ever seen it, fellas. What? Me, when 2K asked if I abused the red ball blue ball glitch. What? What? Me? Never do such a thing. Me, telling someone how many times Davis fell in one video. Oh, I know where this is going. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. And over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Guys, I don't know if you know this, but Marshawn Lynch memes are very much appreciated here on this show, okay? He's my favorite athlete in the NFL. Solid. Is it accurate? Of course it is. Davis falls a lot. Is it funny? Yeah. I'm always recording. I'ma give you a nice nine out of 10. Don't we all love to make money? Well, that's why I love Squarespace. They helped me make money a lot easier. Gotta love technology. 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