 Good evening. It was just supposed to be a stream like any other. I had already finished playing Half-Life 2 in episode 1 and episode 2 on stream And I was ready to go back and play the original Half-Life. So I booted up Gold Source Half-Life I was ready for a good time and then I got peer-pressured into booting up Half-Life Source instead. That would have been a punishment enough on its own, but then the donation started rolling in. I was forced to turn my game into this weird porridge soup mess. In this video you'll witness the decay of my mindset as my video game has turned into this disgusting mess of broken textures and god knows what else. Without further ado, roll it. I'll admit I'm more familiar with Half-Life 2 than I am Half-Life 1. When Black Mesa Richter or Half-Life Source, would you guys rather I play Half-Life Source right now? I'll go play Half-Life Source instead. That just sounds like hell, though. High toxicity in Black Mesa. It's a really bad working environment. Half-Life 1 Source, right? I wasn't gonna do Source. Do you guys really want me to do Source? I'll do Source. Let me get a let me get an S in chat if you guys want Half-Life Source. You guys, you guys are the worst. You guys want Half-Life Source? I'll give you Half-Life Source. Fine. Oh god, I got a journey ahead of me. I don't think I've ever played through all of uh, I don't think I've played through Half-Life Source. I'm gonna start on anomalous materials. Seems like a smart place. I don't think you guys are gonna stick it out of the trail. Hey Mr. Freeman, I have a bunch of methods. Are we starting so fast, scared of trains? It just takes forever. Reflective surface maps. Yeah, everything looks terrible. All the floors look like they just got locked. Great game. Still got the banger music cue, though. It's the game loud, quiet. There we go. Okay, that better. Oh, now the uh, now the music cue's over. I guess Half-Life Source was just a little louder than I thought it was gonna be. It felt a little loud to me. Laser... often. Oh, is he's floating? Yes he is. Hello floaty boy. And we're just getting paid. Whatever janitor works at Black Mesa deserves a raise for how clean these floors are. I wonder if that's the reason I'm moving so fast? Is the floors are wet? I'm just constantly stepping forward. HD models, bro, it's Half-Life Source. I don't even think I said HD models, it's just on that. And it's Half-Life Source, so if I'm gonna, if you guys are gonna make me suffer through Half-Life Source, I'm gonna make you guys suffer with these HD models, okay? I think it's fair. Richard be my dad. I'm a little too young for that. Richard gopertime? So true. HD model enjoyer, I enjoy him in the original Half-Life, not in the Half-Life Source. I did it, nothing will go wrong. Like Half-Life Source with post-frame where none... God, why? What? Go ahead. This came back in WTF as a thumbnail. Alex is hungry. He's going to eat this Burger King Whopper. Richard, how much for you to do in an IRL stream? You go to a coffee shop and yell, I have a bomb strapped to my chest and it's going to explode in 30 seconds. How about $250,000? It's probably not a problem. Probably. Alright everybody, here we go. Half-Life 1, I wish. I wish this was the original Half-Life. Every fiber in my being. Come on, Barnabas. Eli rather. Open the thing. Why are you playing Half-Life Source? Because people said they wanted it. I should have made it a donation goal. That way I could at least make a little bit of money off my misery. Only masochist play Half-Life Source, I know. Richard can you stream Half-Life 3 in 80 years? I already did. I already streamed Half-Life 3, Episode 3 or whatever. Well, there's a Borealis. I just kind of accidentally fell into a hole and found it. Well we did it, we're on the Borealis. You don't remember? I just noticed how small the hut is. There's truly a fucked ass version of the game. Look at how many fucking headcrabs there are, Jesus. Is that just because it's hard mode or is it because I didn't kill any of them? Aw, you fucking asshole. Look how- oh my fucking god. You don't have any friends? That's not true. I have a bazillion friends. I'm really popular and cool, remember? The way you move in Half-Life Source just feels so fucking weird. Oh and this part was honestly more sensible in Half-Life 1. Although that is kind of a cool use of the Source Engine. I can't believe I'm fucking doing this. Half-Life Source used to not be broken until 2014? Well it was always kind of shit. Steampipe update broke Half-Life Source. Steampipe update broke a lot of shit. The shotgun feels like shit, oh my god. These steam models are only good on the aliens? I mean nothing's gonna look good, it's Half-Life Source. Let's go. I'm trying to like go fast because I fucking hate this. Oh shit. That headcrab looks like shit, dude. This is like Uncanny Valley level with the Half-Life Source. Opinions on pigeons? They're cool. Half-Life Source plus HD models, yep it's gamer game, you know it. Why is Alex Hungy? I mean you don't see her throughout the entirety of Half-Life 2 or Episode 1 eating. Or Episode 2 I don't think actually. These little things have, their tongues don't show properly. I always wondered how they fucked that up. The entire point of the barnacle is that you can see it and avoid it. You said Matt's Specular Zero will make the floors no longer shiny. Okay so Matt's Specular Zero, this works for some TF2 stuff as well. Hope it didn't crash. Yeah it looks a little more normal. What if Headcrab had balls? It would be called Ball's Crab. Does this cheese work in this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. No, he's too good at it. Do you have to shoot him for that to work? Let's see. Yes! Cheater. It's Half-Life Source. I didn't use any console commands. Use an exploit. No MP5. Cry about it. This guy's speedrunning. Vaguely. Speedrunning is just what you should do when you're playing a game. This shit. Why would I, motherfucker of Jesus? Do you like troll juice? I am a troll. I was gonna say something really inappropriate there. Glad I didn't. What do you guys like to get from McDonald's? I find myself either getting a chicken sandwich or if I'm very hungry. I feel like wasting a little money. I'll get a Big Mac with no cheese. It's a medium fry. It usually hits the spot. No cheese? Yeah, I don't like cheese on my burgers. It's a sin to eat burgers without cheese. I get to savor the actual meat more. That sounds kind of sus, but... Cheese on the burger is the best part. Yeah, well why don't you just eat the cheese then? Just eat cheese. Get a side of cheese. If I want a huge fixture of cheese to eat, I'll just get cheese fries on the side with the burger. Cheese only is gross? Yeah, so why would you... Why don't you eat cheese on my burger? What's your favorite Michael Jackson song? I like Unbreakable featuring the notorious B.I.G. That is my favorite Michael Jackson song. You can't believe I could see that. And you can't touch me. I'm untouchable. You eat burgers by the layer? You're a monster. Ragdolls are funny? Yeah. Do you listen to the gorillas? I love monkeys and gorillas and apes and all those kinds of things. One of my favorite animals. Keeping on crunchy food like chips. I'm not even a big crunchy food anymore, guy. That sentence came out in the complete wrong order. Look, when Richter... He's sinning by having no cheese on his burger, but this man eating burgers by the layers. This dude is pure evil. You stuff fries in your burgers? Sometimes, sometimes if I feel like it. I would never say never. I don't like bread, so I use tomato as hamburger bread. Five dollars. Richter play with Matt Fulbright 1 and C.H. and his score create airboat. I'll do Matt Fulbright. Fuck it. This is hideous. This is terrible. Are you enjoying yourself currently? I mean, it's still half-life. There's still some fun to be had. I microwave mayonnaise until it's brittle and eat it like chips. What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh my god. What the HD pack looks like? No, this is just fucking half-life source. It looks terrible. They made me turn on Fulbright. It's a show low res image. What is that? Oh, dead. I'm alive. What was this Matt underscore show low res image? Oh, no. You gotta donate for me to play that. That looks like fucking Atari. I forgot I have fucking poor health. I'm really making my life hell right now. Oh, what the fuck, guy? I was dead anyway. It's broken. How much to turn off texture filtering? Oh. I feel like this is more than $5 worth. I'm playing the Atari version. This is the most hideous thing I've ever played. Good god. How did I die? I can't even read how much health I have. I just noticed that. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck anything says. If you're over time talk about Donald Trump. He's the orange guy. Oh yeah, orange man. Talk about the orange guy again. This is disgusting. He has made what I thought was already like a horrific, horrific experience much worse somehow. Everything looks like it's censored. It's too obscene to be shown. I leave this stream a second and now I see a Atari resolution. Yeah, that is what you're looking at. Ladders aren't even transparent anymore. I know it looks terrible. These guys don't look real. Alright, if you guys want any goofy console comments, I kind of... I don't know if I can take them anymore. Minecraft Half-Life Source Mod. Oh, this part. I kind of hate this part. This would be almost doable if the fucking blood wasn't blocky. Now I'm wondering what I'm watching. You're watching me in pain is what you're watching. I can't read anything in my head. I have no idea how much health I have, but I imagine it's not a lot. Where'd your crosshair go? It's still kind of there. Kind of. Fuckin' got owned. Jeez. How do I get past this little frickin' goober? Alright, come die, buddy. I think this is the fastest I've ever gone through Half-Life 1. This gives me so much pain. I want you to tell me this guy doesn't look ridiculous. Look at that. That is terrifying. Good God. I don't even feel bad about that one. This is Half-Life Source according to Half-Life YouTubers, yeah. You really would think it just looks like this. Why does the water look normal? Does anyone have a console commander really badly fuck up the water? There's got to be one. Bingo was his name, oh. Well, you're in pain, Richter. You're the one who wanted me to do this. I can't do anything about your pain. Richter, we want you to suffer because we love you. Thank you. This looks so fucking abysmal. Like, jeez. I didn't know if the game could look this bad without like external modification. Oh, you fucking dick. See, that is like terrible. Why do I like how it looks? Maybe you're a psychopath. Who thought that? This is like the ugliest shit I've ever seen in the Source Engine. Title says Alex Vance is hungry, but there's no footage for her eating in the stream. Well, I would argue that implying that she's hungry doesn't imply necessarily that she's going to eat. Or that they were starved in internment camps are hungry that doesn't necessarily mean they're going to eat. Something below the vent? I don't think so. Oh, shit, there is. What the heck? I didn't know about this. Honestly, I can barely recognize any of these environments. So maybe I didn't know about this. I don't remember. Where's the Alex Mukbang? What is that? I really can't even see my crosshair. I'm going to have to like mark on my fucking monitor. Alex Mukbang is in the cinematic mod, yeah. It's on gromit mode. Spectacular. You guys are insane freaks for donating to this stream. I mean, I love you, but why did you want more of this? Just see me suffer. Me in a state of discomfort. Victor, what the hell did you do the textures? It's more of a question of what the hell my audience members figured out for the textures. It's so hard to play this game like this. I don't think anybody in the chat understands. I'm so glad my decisions impact this person's life in a negative medium. Look at this fucking guy. I just want you to look at his face. He looks like a creepypasta. What a disgusting freak. I can't fucking... You know what now, we're just gonna go to TF2 fuck this.