 I just found out about this operating system on the internet called Arch Linux. I figured that since our computer has been a little slow recently, we could give it a shot at our main operating system of Jolies. But Byron, does that Arch Linux thing sound like a virus? Are you sure it's safe to put out on our computer? Yeah, it's all marked perfectly safe. I know this because it's candid with Norton Antivirus Professional Edition 2012 and it gave no traces of malware anywhere in the ISO. Okay, first I need to boot up the ISO. Oh, it's just a blank screen with a cursor. Visit the Arch Wiki, huh? I guess I'll do that. Hmm, let's format the disks. Oh, I see. Our computer hard drives. The one with personal encrypted data that we must protect at all costs. Oh, Frick. I just formatted our encrypted secret drive into the Linux file system. Now, why am I meant to keep my lead to federal government information? Frick this. I'm buying a Mac. Marge, what are you carrying back from the store? It looks quite large. It's an iMac, homie. I wanted to replace that crappy old computer we had with a brand-spanking new one. It has all the features of our old computer and it also runs macOS, which is the operating system that creatives and professionals use to do their work. This isn't an autistic tinkering machine like Linux. This is a work device for serious people doing very serious things. Wait, how much did it cost? $2,400 and $2,400 well spent. A Mac lesson lifetime and I expect this one to serve our family for the whole generation. This is truly the answer to all our computing needs. Fast, stable, secure and professional. No more will we need to deal with viruses or spyware because we've ascended beyond mere models and have acquired a Mac. Now, don't mind me while I browse my Facebook.