 I promise you guys, I saw Chris Rock get slapped, I promise you I saw that. I promise you guys, I promise you guys I have the internet, this is not my, this is my first, not my first night on the internet. So Will Smith says something about Chris Rock wife? Oh, Chris Rock got slapped. Oh, that's where I, that's where I must, okay. You go into a gym, you go into a gym tomorrow, and you gotta win. You go into LA fitness, you gotta win to stay on the court. Are you picking in bead or are you picking yokich? Just telling y'all right now, LA fitness, we playing basketball, are you picking the white slob or are you picking the African juggernaut? Who are you picking? Let's be honest. Ain't nobody picking yokich, dude. Yo, it be, I mean, they play hard, or they be playing hard in college, whoops. All right, there's more skill in the college game. Okay, that's the end of that. It's the end of that one, boys. That's the end of my hoops talk. There's more skill in the college game. Is this like an under center guy? Are we getting under centered right now? Is this scramble for his life, huh? Look how fast his mother is. But I hate that. I'm just over the game right now. Honestly, I don't know how to stop this under center rollout. I honestly have no idea. I really have no idea. This is like, it looks like it is Chicovi, bro. This is like how Chicovi plays. Like, he's gonna like agap up the middle with this. This is Chicovi. I swear to God, it might really be Chicovi's lurk. He has seven people coming free. That's how I'm playing. Seven people running right at the quarterback and shotgun. This dude's just snapping and running the ball to anybody, bro. Running the ball with the quarterback, bro. He's running. I swear to God, I think I like my defense against this. I think I like it. No bulls***. Man, I gotta identify what play it is first, bro. That's all I gotta do. All I gotta do is identify what play he's running through. He's gonna corner out back the other way here, I think. It's like, come on. Like, there's no way we... What? Oh my God, Slay. Oh my God, there's no way. Oh, I got nano detected, of course. This is where my life is. I got nano detected, bro. There ain't no way that was a good... It's no way that was a good pass. Like, there's no way. Like, come on, Dawkins. Dawkins, Slay, everybody. If Slay has 99 speed there, that's an easy pick, dude. It's just no way in hell, man. They just start running all over the place. I'm gonna run all over the place with my quarterback. Now I'm unstoppable. Come on, man. Y'all gotta get to him and block. How is 98 just shedding my life like this, bro? Let me see it. He's an idiot. I'm telling you, he's an idiot. First down, I got one time out. Gotta pass on that first. Let's go. Come on, man. I low key like the RPO against this. I do. Catch, DJ. Vante Maddox. Maddox. Yo, Jay, we talking about Chris Rock, Slat, Will Smith? Did that happen? Chris Rock, Slat, Will Smith? Y'all trolling. It's a bad play. I don't like this play, bro. I really don't. I'm gonna pitch that so bad. Oh, I wanted to pitch that so bad, man. It's 399. Oh, we gotta get in there. Devante? Now, do I go for 2 here? I don't think I go for 2 here. Almost missed that point. Oh, I have Jake Elliott. Eagles kicker. It's my fault. The dude's just blitzing. It's like Shacoby. They just blitzed 7 and 8 people. Ever like, dude, you just gotta make a read. It's not mad at a defense. It makes sense, but I got it. Honestly, boys, I got to take my user and just I got to be on my. I got to be on my damn. What's your Macaulay? My Mexi bronze here. Like, bro, that's dude. I had a spy and like, bro, like this cannot happen. Defense is not going for a cover three bonus. Might probably just roll out roll out corner. Right. Yep. Yep. All over it. Let's go. Come on. Come on. He might run here. I don't even know what this is, but I'm going to back up like he is. I think he actually is going to run here. I just, I didn't know what the hell that was. Damn. I got him here. We'll get him. Nice. Come on. This is good defense, man. My big corner out left. Free touchdown. Oh, yeah, baby. Fee, fee, fee, fee. Come on, Sue. Oh, my God. That's the game. Oh, come on, man. Oh, that's the game. My man. That's called, man. He's missing these throws. He's going to run right now. He might roll out left. I think this might be a roll out left play, dude. Oh, Slay. Oh, come on. Like on me. Slay. There's just no way Slay that you should like, I'm just heartbroken, dude. I'm just heartbroken. I'm absolutely heartbroken, dude. Slay is in a 20-yard flat and somehow he chased the quarterback. For all these dudes that just run out of, you know, under center. This is Chacobi. I swear to God, this is Chacobi. It really is. It's when this is Chacobi. He got seven Madden accounts. The worst thing is how creepy this dude is. Like, I don't even know what he's using right now, dude. Let's go Big Vic. Let's go, baby. He's that first thing, kid. Yep. He takes a time out. Like, yo, this is Chacobi. One million, like one million percent. And his fat goofy ass is sitting. He's just giggling and giggling and giggling. No, he might be lean now. You're right. He's skinny now. Omaha, Omaha, Omaha. Omaha. Oh, that's Vic. Where's LaGuerre Blunt at? Where's Blunt? Where's Blunt? We should build him up with a good bit of clock. Yeah, Vic's having a good game, boys. I have Omaha, which is helping me a little bit here, boys. He's going to blitz this. I mean, that's what I learned from Omaha. Maybe not. He's putting a lot of zones out here now. Oh, he's off sides, I think. Dot. Good game. Oh, shit. He got rough in the passer, though. Off sides, fourth and short. Yo, that play was crazy. Ooh. That play was crazy right there. I knew he was off sides, though. I really did. I knew he was off sides. Never doubt that dubby dive. I mean, all right. This is the best play in the game, dude. Holy shit. Like, are you kidding me? Is it really that good? I get a sack. I don't know why my whole team just chased. Like, why is my whole team chasing him? What is going on, Chad? That my whole team is chasing him. Somebody explain that to me. I'm getting glitched. Nice. Love to see it. Thank you. Get off my field, you dumb shit. Lost again. Can you ever beat me? Can you ever beat me in this game? Ever in your life. Ever. No matter how much you play, how much you lurk me and your stupid goofy is sitting there. Can you ever win one game? Eagles team team. No money spent. Good team. Ever. Can you ever win one game of a whole year of Madden? GGs. There he is. He's even got a fake twitch. How nasty board is this human being, bro? That's a good point. If it's not Shikobi. If it's not Shikobi, why are you playing like Shikobi? You could play like anybody in the world and you chose to play like Shikobi. Even worse. That's even worse. But if it's not, GGs, bro.