 What's up chat? What's up YouTube? This is the needed podcast episode. What are we at episode 1 16 and I'll be honest. I didn't have to do it to Earl. I didn't want to But you know when your friend goes out there, he scores zero points It has to be said it has to happen. It is episode 0 0 0 0 0 Now Like I said, I didn't want to be the one but we got to talk about it 0 0 0 Now I don't know how many of these route combinations we need to go over I don't know how much you guys really want to watch it But my man scores zero points, but we'll get into it more depth. Like I said, this is the needle podcast episode 1 16 boys This is probably the most action. We've had to talk about ever in the history of the podcast This was I don't want to say the best games the slated games, but probably the most Epic the most talked about or the most, you know, just Unexplainable games, right? We just have so much content to talk about from Madden games Now be honest I didn't get to the PO box to check Cp2's mail. There was a snowstorm where you guys had in the chat Let me know where you live. Are you guys dealing with the snowstorm here in Ohio? We probably got about a foot and we got like back-to-back days too. So like it was yesterday. I cleaned the car I got ready to go the hurt the Everything was frozen then it snowed again last night. So super snow I did not get to the mailbox to check Cp2's mail So if you do guys do still want to send them some onesies a card Whatever for my man my little man the African Viking the PO box type exclamation point PO box It will pop up in the chat. I will check that again next week So that's important. So we have been dealing with the snow So hopefully you guys are staying inside staying safe playing some video games, man Because the snow is nasty, especially on especially on the East Coast. I know it's pretty rough over there You guys know my family lives there. So it's definitely getting rough with the snow, but That being said man, there was great games Probably the most interesting games, but Earl went out there and scored zero boys Now this is what I want you to do if you scored as many points as Earl in the final 32 club series I want you guys to put an emote in the chat. I don't care what emote you pick I want to know who else scored as many points as Earl did because you know what I scored as many as Earl did What about you guys, you know, I I feel like we all scored pretty similar I should see a lot of emotes in the chat. There it is. There it is. Those are the emotes. I like to see because You know, we all we all scored where we all were able to put up where Earl did, you know, we all could have been there That's that's pretty much what so you let you know Bot Wars is a great representation of what happened that day, you know, I Can we say we were disappointed as we are probably the biggest community that our fans of Earl We have to say we were disappointed in the scheme. We were disappointed in preparation We were disappointed in the goal that he set off out there with his offense. Were we not disappointed? You know, that's our king. That is the bot Wars king boys. Is it not we got to say we were disappointed Not in the loss because let's be he was a big underdog He was facing one of the super phenom robot players in D. Croft We weren't disappointed in the loss because we really didn't have him winning the game. Nobody did We had a little hope. We're disappointed. Yes, we all expect we're disappointed in the preparation We're disappointed in the creativity. We're disappointed in the effort. We're disappointed in the motivation of his players You know, we're we're disappointed that it looked like he has never seen manned covers before You know, I don't even think it had anything to do with Lou is Lou banned if Lou was banned can a mod I don't know if Lou was banned, but we need Lou to check in on this podcast. I don't know Because I can't blame Lou for this because I've played Lou a lot. He's way better against man coverage You know We're just disappointed You know, I we're just we honestly have to say we're disappointed I like my man Wolfie with the 14 miles kind of in the building for a whole year Milo in here with the gifted you guys know AJ the king 14 months tippies in the building with 19 months My man Elmo with four months where we had Lancel with seven months Jay Razz is in the building too with six months Kendall Jake with the bits. We're going crazy. My man lurks is in here. Who else is in here Justin? All right, that's my subs for the day soul right there with the six months man, but Yeah, I just I mean Lance we knew that we knew and we knew Earl was kind of ass. That's why we rooted for him That's why we had that's why we had hope. That's why we had passion It seemed like we cared more than Earl, right boys. It feel like he got there and got satisfied You know and that's one of the problems You know Yes, he was our bot we sent to war. That was the war, you know, we built the bot We built Frankenstein we put the battery in his back and we said Earl go get and you know what he brought to the table dog shit Everybody went to it was a potluck right and what are you gonna bring to the table? You know D croft brought to you trips. We see problem with the bunch with the playmaker We see fancy with the chips tight end J wall with the chips and we see all this goodness, right? They're all brain and what did Earl bring dog shit? Summary poor like seriously. It was a potluck and he brought dog shit. I Didn't see one good play Bad it's all rough man It's being said. I mean he but Earl's not banned. He's not banned. I will never ban Earl time out Yes, he will always be unbanned unbanned requests. He's not banned I checked before the show is around because listen This is a show where you want to hear a man side of his story We got to see what the fuck he was thinking. Maybe he wasn't prepared Maybe he had some some late-night benders with some hookers who knows what happened to Earl But what happened on the field was not indicative of his play this year. It was not it was not what we expected Who lab this shit with him? That's a good question You know chase. What's up chase? I'm quite bald and I'm quite good-looking. All right You see I got dimples got nice eyes nice face. You know Sam chase Do you want to be part of this podcast anymore chase? It's what I want to chase Because you've already been on I'm bare request chase. Is this all we have chase We're Earl over thought it. I think quite the opposite. It looked like he didn't think at all It looked like he didn't think at all Earl overthought it So the lack of emotion He got game hit it on the nose the lack of emotion. We didn't see a smile We didn't see a fist pump. We didn't see a face of agony. We didn't see a face of disappointment We saw a face that was content, right? We saw a man that didn't have passion for the game We saw a man that didn't care Right, and that's one thing we ask about our athletes. We ask about, you know, I root for the Eagles You know, I just want them to go out there and act like they care, right? That's the biggest thing the one thing that always grinds your gears as a fan is when the per when you feel like you care More than the person you're rooting for now Let's be honest here check this check cared more than Earl You know why because we would have labbed we would have practiced we would have showed up with a game plan We would have showed up with energy. You know what he showed up with dog shit dog shit dog shit And just disappointing you want your players to play with passion That's all that's all you can say if you can't play with past passion Then you can't play for over all He didn't move one muscle we've seen them play bot wars way more passionate in that We've seen the slant for a touchdown. We've seen the touchdown and make clubsters. Let's be honest Earl is a lucky fuck to be here, but you don't get lucky without passion All right, you don't get lucky without passion That's it land. You either give a fuck or you don't what we saw was a man that didn't give a fuck He didn't switch to a gimmick fancy. He switched to let me call this play. There was no gimmick I didn't see a read option. I Didn't see a quarterback power I Saw slants and then blame in the game because man coverage is too good Now I wanted to put man coverage as a topic because I want to talk about man coverage I wanted to put NCA as a topic. I wanted to put this patch as a topic. There's a lot of topics There are I'll be there are a lot of topics Because I do want to play man coverage because this is man Listen My argument for man coverage was so prominent during this club series It was it was it was the easiest argument in the world. I can make alright This is the easiest argument in the world for man coverage, right? Look at Earl verse man coverage. Look at evil. Oh verse man coverage Then look at fancy verse man coverage then look at ghost verse man coverage night and day, right boys You had two people that are not good passers look like complete dog shit And then you had two of the elite passers look very good against man coverage That is my complete argument for man coverage two people that are bought passers Look like shit and two guys that are elite look good That is my number one argument You're right. Listen man coverage is too tough for everybody about except 20 people could fry it, right? But there in lies. There's no skill gap in Madden. I saw the skill gap brighter than I have ever seen From man coverage in this game. I and for me that that was that's my my closing argument. That's it I don't want to see a argument. I don't think he could be argued the difference between fancy and ghost and Evil low and Earl That's how I feel that's how I feel about man coverage. That's that's my number one argument. I slap on the table, but really But um And that's tough though because evil low and Earl although they're not elite players. They're good players, right? And you know, you don't want to see good players struggle against man, but we'll be real. They're not good passers. They're not Slayer So that for me that is my argument against man cuz but back to zero points there goes another thing Quarterback draw save some people prime angels. We're not going to say Earl, but it saves some people You know, you can't run quarterback draw against man coverage anymore Man coverage being good is amazing for the game. It's amazing. I will die on that hill that it's good for the game I want it as OP as possible. I want man coverage as OP as possible You know why I want to go into a game and just play man coverage and have the bots have zero chance of moving the ball That's what I want. Yes Some people might have made it there because of quarterback draw You know saying slum boy two months slum boy. What's up? Thank you, man So I disagree J wall. I disagree. I disagree 1 million percent. That's one like bro If you get bagged by two men under I don't care if there's a one step. I don't care if there's a five step No Did anyone tell her about weak box now? We didn't even get to the just giving up weak boxes Just giving up the hole. He just gave up the hole, bro Earl just gave up the hole with the weak box, bro. That's another thing Sooner Nine months man. No for real. We thought he had no we really thought now I listen the other thing with weak box I think weak box is the dumbest shit in the world. I will we start you know that and it's the dumbest shit in the world Dude, it really is just because I don't care if me tray and books are on a D line That doesn't mean Sean Taylor gets slow, right? That's my argument Especially this year with the audible down and run the ball shit You know, obviously last years where you couldn't audible from a passing set to a running set Yes Yes, maybe weak box, but seriously if me bugs and Tray are on the D line that doesn't mean Sean Taylor is now at 72 speed Thanks for asking questions about NCA boys. I appreciate those questions, man. I really do Out my goal really And I don't want to talk about NCAA because we got all summer to talk about NCA We're talking about close years, but my goal is to have like a hundred man online dynasty That's my goal. I might run it that I might I don't want to run at CFM But I might run a online dynasty for anybody that wants to be in it for real for real It'd be cool if we all like got got got schools that were like in our area and shit. That'd be tough Now I don't know who Wesley might Wesley might be like Georgia Tech or something that'd be tough Fancy could be like Texas whoever the hell you want I feel like there's enough schools that we could get like a hundred people for real for real Georgia State or Georgia straight Georgia Wesley. That's what I'm saying. Whoever the hell you want. I Feel like that would be tough for real for real When do we get our free Nat or 96? Let me tell you splash I wanted to ban you but this this chat was moving too fast flash. I wanted to ban you. I really did But okay, here's the big question Earl Let's get to this. Where's it at? Where's it at? I mean every time I click right here Did the cross has the ball now? I want to ask you guys this situation here boys, right? Game is over. Do you ever kick your field goal? It's my question now. I'll give her some credit. I would never kick this field goal I would never kick the field. I would take my shutout like a man And I'm so glad he didn't kick his three because the joke of zero is so much better Than a joke of him actually kicking a field goal So what's the question here boys? Are you guys actually kicking? I feel like that's like such a bird decision, I Don't know Nobody going out scoreless Take the zero like a man. I'll be real The zero stings the zero I guys how many shutouts have we seen in the MC? I'm not talking like bad games and blowouts shutouts. Was this the biggest cream pie we've ever seen That's what I'll ask you guys. Was it the biggest cream pie ever? It might have been the biggest cream pie. I don't know if we've seen zeroes. I don't know if we've seen zeroes The crop didn't have to play what's crazy is they cropped in it. He wasn't even like His robot brain wasn't even working. Oh, he didn't even had to set his own drop He didn't set his own drop the whole game bro that weak box. He opened up the whole farm. Here you go, buddy Came seven of weekend league It's funny cuz he's fat My man go Go cheesy in a building man, what's up, man two months slayer with another gifted go crazy slayer Nah, man, but it's back to bot worlds will Earl return to bot wars. That's the next question We have I will tell you guys as I told you next week listen Can you quit in MCS? I I don't know the answer to that question. Can you quit? Why the fuck not is my answer, you know Before I was looking shiny it's looking okay. I think I shaved it last night. It's looking okay. Yeah That's what I'm saying like you're not at a live event. Why not just turn it off It's not like they're not gonna invite you back there You don't have an interview anyway. Just turn this shit off Now that's what I'm saying does Earl return for bot wars cuz I will tell you bot wars boss bot wars part 2 Is in the works right now the format is underway the contestants are lined up Everybody's ready to go where Earl returned to claim his throne the bot wars prize Pull is up at a thousand dollars. It is right now boys already My man fish My man fish with the three months fish. What's good man, bro? He is the boss Earl is always the boss man. We got J bird Salt no J bird vows salty and and and Earl those are the but the bosses right now You know, so will he return? That's the biggest question of the day Shugs, what's up shugs should the real is that the real shugs in the building? How do we get on the bot wars? New England Patriots 67. How do we go about when be honest, buddy? You're probably not going to get on but keep grinding man Keep trying hard. That's what life's about. We see Earl did not try hard. He scored zero You know a lot of channel points. That's it. Maybe man 22 the opportunities there for everybody, you know Earl needs to chill for a second You know, he's being a little out of pocket, you know, we've been thinking about a bot wars without Earl But he's the champ, you know, ultimately it's gonna be his decision. I'm not gonna remove the champ from bot wars I feel like, you know the show We kind of need the champ, you know Drop bird for Lou. We need Lou on there is Louis staple I think like the bird can leave though. The bird might be a staple I'm a fake Daniel white. Oh my god. Where are the plebs? I air me out right now. Why are the plebs airing me out? What is going on? The bird is a staple of bot wars, bro I can leave once he said I can leave Amar one month away from two years. Amar. What's up, man? Thank you. I Can laze is a staple, bro. That's he's a staple. He's got to stay He's got to stay All right now Have I heard about NCA average W. Plebe? It's my guy right there Everybody's excited about NCA. Wow now we can fucking suck at another video game and complain to Clint Oh my god. Why the hell is the triple option not in the Navy playbook? I can't wait for this shit last time NCA was out There really was no social media. Now. It's about to be a whole another football game for them to suck at You know how many glitches and cheese plays and just absolute scummy shit is going to be an NCA NCA will be a shit show an absolute shit show All right, and we are either you got to know this if you know anything about NCA You know anything about EA you know anything about next-gen Madden NCA will be a shit show But it's gonna be good cuz it's gonna be good for streaming for the dynasty for everything You know a lot of people that suck at Madden are super happy about NCA The biggest thing is the people that there's really people that walk this earth that think they're gonna they're good at NCA But they're not good at Madden. There's really people that think that my whole life. There's been people that think that Like you ever play and see cuz listen this is how NCA works you play for a month Madden comes out It collects dust. That's how it works. That's how it always works You always bought NCA to think oh, this is what Madden is gonna be like Yeah, whatever rocket catches are in this are gonna be a Madden. That's how it works boom once Madden comes out It collects dust now. There's people that sweat the shit out of NCA a for that month Oh, there's the demons that sweat the shit out of it audible in from from goal line to triple option to five wide There's demons right and there's people that just go in there and lab and try to find what the new Madden is gonna Be like, you know, I was one of the guys that just played it and try to find shit that mattered that might translate to Madden That was me. I'm you know, it was fun, but You know for me What's mad and came out collected dust and the guys that sweated the shit out of NCA always thought it was like Oh, oh, this is better than Madden. I'm you know, I'm good at this, but I'm not good at Madden listen, I Don't care about abilities and nobilities. I heard I don't want ultimate team and I Imagine a football game without ultimate team Yeah, why would you not want ultimate team? I will tell you that you know the dynasty online dynasty is that you know I remember being locked in on that shit. I remember I had Oklahoma with Jermaine Gresham Jermaine Gresham was a horse a You know who else was a horse on NCA? Alshon Jeffrey with South Carolina. Oh my god, Alshon Jeffrey was a monster with South Carolina For real. Oh, I remember there's one year Reggie Bush as you see a Shug say USC Reggie Pro I Just played my real life friends I don't know what NCA it was but they had like a light It was like a x-factor right they like and they would light up and when they lit up They would just break the first tackle going to some dumb animation and score a touchdown My friends would play with USC and you know me. I'm I think I'm the man I really don't a man. So I'm like, alright, let me go ahead. I'm gonna pick any team So I would like pick Oklahoma with agent Peterson and shit And they would just get Reggie Bush give him the ball light up crazy And he just run right through everybody and they would be like Skill oh NCA sucks. I mean NCA sucks for real game sucks It was always some it was always shit It'd be fun. It's a fun game, but the game sucks. All right, let's talk about Ghosts ghosts with the coke and Henry with the choke I will be here be the first one to tell you man. If Henry did not have past plays He might still be in the tournament Right, Henry did not help himself passing the ball at all If he literally just ran stretch he beats ghosts by a hundred Ghosts has zero chance if he just run stretch Now this was our bet in the game Does ghosts open the coke? Now listen, I never drank water during a game because I Always I always felt like it was like I Always felt drinking the water was kind of like a nervous tick. You only did it because you were nervous That's kind of how I felt about it. Like I don't know what to do Let me go ahead and drink drink a drink some coke or something drink a water drink water because I'm kind of nervous I'm anxious. That's how I feel like every time I watch one of these kids, right? Every time I watch these kids play. I always think they're nervous. That's why they're drinking that net for me I just never like what the fuck I need a sip of water for like for real. What do I need a sip of water? I'm not thirsty. I'm not running a lap Come on, bro. Let's me play Madden But I'm be honest. I It's really I don't really even have anything to break down other than yo seriously Henry bagged this man so bad That if he just runs the ball and kicks kicks field goals He wins the game going away without a doubt without a doubt. I have never seen goals this guy I don't think I know ghost was more locked up than Earl was One million percent Earl had better offense than goals in this game right now and Somehow ghost wins the game No, for real, I'm not I mean, I don't know why people always sip their water Whatever, but you know, they sip their water. No, I will tell you right now ghost Earl had better offense Earl had better offense than ghost ghost had ghost could have do shit He couldn't he couldn't get a first down. He couldn't find a person open Henry was this was I'm telling you This was the best defensive performance of the of the what's him called of the tournament was Henry on goals like Tell you I mean, it really was just Henry turning the ball over Repeatedly turning like look here. We got fourth and seven goals Literally gets cheated right here, but you know Yeah, but Henry I mean you talk about the I can't get over just how dumb Henry was like bro just run Now I'd be real early in the game here Maybe like you don't know that you're gonna lock up ghosts all game, right? You don't know that the ghost is gonna have no chance to score the ball Maybe you think ghost is gonna come back and start dominating But we get a throw out a sack pick this could have been this could have been a three because I feel like yo this Oh my god. I'm glad I got this. This is another thing, bro Put some emos in a chat if you score right here I need some emos in a chat if you score if you score I need some emos in a chat if you score on this field, bro. I forgot about this I'm so glad it wasn't even a topic. It wasn't even something I was gonna bring up I forgot about how absolutely nasty this was. Oh My god ha like no like this is this is worse than bugs Yo, like Where are you going? Oh my god, where are you going? Where yo now listen, this is this is the worst shit ever now, okay We've all been on defense like right now. Say you throw that pick Tell me your level of panic to try to make sure it's not a touchdown Henry is panicking right now, right? Henry is panicking shitting his pants saying please don't let this be a touchdown, right? Henry is panicking No Yeah, I don't know what the hell he did, right? So you're you're panicking you got to know that your opponent is panicking all you have to do is run straight First of all, he tried to do a shitty ass move when he didn't even need to look how much grass You have in front of you. How are you doing a move already? Where are you going? His thumbs bro, this is like oh that this is just the worst shit ever. This is this is disgusting You don't even got to do a move I Can't lie though if he meant to like go sideways This move would have been crazy if he like bop somebody in one sideways because he cut on a diamond Right fast as shit Danny Bro, you got to make him make him you got to make him make a play. He made Henry do nothing with his controller. I'm telling you This is this is the goal when you have the offense. You have to make your opponent make a play. Oh My god, I think everybody's scoring on this bot. Where's this Greg Paul scores on this chat Greg Paul scores on this play By the way, the main thing I want to take away from this this this whole game is that bro if Henry Just didn't pass and here goes another one I don't know I think he gets his three here because this is a I should run the ball Henry run the ball Ghost can't score at all gets your field goal. I want to say he gets three here I mean almost those are picked there. He almost those are picked there Earl still got zero points Clef, this is my question Clef. Would you kick that field goal ice ice with the 19 months? Would you kick that field goal Clef? Got it y'all scumbags y'all are scumbags Are so low though that ass ghost cannot score at this point if you're Henry you got to know ghost cannot score He can't score Where we at? He can't score the ball. I swear it goes throws another pick. Tell me ghost don't throw a pick on third and 18 This is where I honestly this is a rundown for me like not even a rundown. This is Y'all gonna call me crazy, bro. Y'all are gonna call me crazy in the chat if you're down six nothing, right? Do you ever just kick this on third down? Do you ever kick on third down? Third and 18 from the 26-yard line What's the percentages you get third and 18 from the 26-yard line? What's the percentages? 7% this is a hard-ass first down. It's a hard-ass first down This is my thing. Yeah, but the thing is if you run Obviously you could run right, but you're gonna waste 30 seconds You're gonna waste 30 seconds that you're gonna need in the rest of the game, right? You're gonna need no, I'm serious. You're gonna need the time You are gonna need the time to get back in the game That's what I'm saying. Oh, I feel like a run is stupid here though If it's the first half if it's the first half, I think I think you can what you call it you can watch them You can uh, if it's the first half you can run for sure Yeah, I don't know. I think I kick regardless. I think I do kick regardless though Like I said you could get to like a fourth and four and then go for it You know that I feel like I kick if I get a fourth down though this close to the end So I've always felt like it's hard as shit to score Close to the end zone I've always felt that way like what once you get close to the end zone and with the runoff needing the time for rest of the game like Yeah, I don't like normally like I said in the first half for me. This is a run and kick really But I you cannot run here at all you can't run because then you need the time really Yeah, I mean, I'm maybe hear me on this What if there's like three minutes left or so not even three minutes because then you might go full send for it I don't know. I feel like the chances are so low that you're probably gonna kick a field anyway No, I mean, I'm just I've just been thinking of ways to Extend the game or to fight back when you're losing because I've been losing a lot You got to get good at fighting back. Well, this is probably the worst thing you could do, right? And go I think goes goes for this doesn't he? Ghost goes for this Now would you guys agree that fourth and nine isn't really a go for a type of down, right? That's what I'm saying. I would kick but that's what I'm saying You worry wasted a half, you know a half a minute and he's going to mesh post for some fucking reason who told him this play was still good Okay, but here we go and this is where this is where Henry just wanted to go home, right? Henry just didn't want to play Madden anymore. Like you could like he's bored of Madden. He's bored He's bored No, I will tell you this he was so fucking boxed. No for real ghost was so fucking by this was there might have been his Only chance of scoring a touchdown for real was that drive might have been his only chance of scoring a touchdown For real for real was that drive? So for me, I wasn't even mad at him going for it That was his only chance mesh post. Yeah, this is what a fucking work ghost was sold I've never seen ghosts this bad on offense speaking of bad. I mean dude. We're just lobbing Yo, Henry was just lobbing this game. I've never seen a more lobbed game from start to finish than Henry He lobbed this whole game Here you go ghost. I feel like he bet on ghosts. I feel like he bet 20k on ghosts Yeah, that's poses and only time I run that's pose now. I put the curl That's the only way I can run mesh post curl all the way on one side Like for all this is where I'm telling you just run the fucking ball Like what are you doing? Then he throws a hitch at the glowing guy? My god, bro, like Yo, he had yo Henry had to bet 20k on ghosts had to had to This is the Bro, what the fuck? This is like or I'm like watching fucking Earl right now. I'm watching Earl This was just stupid Bro This guy is glowing Well, I might be a bot right I might be a bot But when I when I get on the field I kind of do this when I see the guy fucking glowing I don't really want to throw to that guy, right? That guy's kind of my last. He's like my last option Right. Does anybody else work that way when they see somebody glowing? It's like, uh Kind of want to go somewhere else. I Kind of want to go somewhere else my man do a hitch right at this dude. Like fuck you, bro Like fuck you. I know and this is the worst part ghost ghost has zero ghost has a Earl right now He's got an Earl. This is this is the the Pakistan Earl right now ghost He's Earl and When you have a Earl, you don't throw a hitch at a glowing guy Fuck it Right boys. Fuck it But yo and this was all game And this is why I said if Henry just ran yo if Henry just ran stretches he wins this game easily Easily I swear to god. He like throws another pick somewhere. I swear to god. He just throws another pick Oh, okay. Oh, he actually hits a z spot gets over here inside the 30 and I'm thinking Henry's gonna win, right? Right boys. If you think all he needed was a field goal is Henry. He's gonna go down the field, right? Now for me, maybe I'm a bot but it looks like Henry is just gonna run right here We're gonna go to the two minute warning, right boys Right boys straight hand pick comes. Oh, no, don't tell me. I'm gonna see the straight hand pick Yeah, Henry's got the best bunch. Did you Mac? Did you see him throw the ball at a goddamn glowing hitch? Did you see that? But you bunch scored him zero points In fact, if he didn't have a bunch in his playbook, he wins this game by 100 There's no fucking way Yo, what? I mean, I'm not I'm not super mad at this pick though. That honestly, this was like a super wild pick I think I throw the same pass. Maybe I'm ass But I think I throw the same pass right here No, but he like he quick snapped this shit and and he really didn't have nobody else to throw to Like cuz he just still got this guy on the in route He's still now. I'll tell you this if you guys run flood This little delay running back route Just he fucks up everything because you can't throw the ball in the middle of the field anymore Because like his his man will jump and pick it So he had one read on this play because he quick snapped it. He had one read I mean that was crazy, bro Yo, his fat ass look yo, he like that's just a dumb decision, bro Bro, you got this guy by the balls. You got him by the nuts You ever play a game and just know when you have somebody by the nuts ghost can't score He can't get a first down you and you're in field goal range already Is it really time to quick snap my question for you? Is it really time to quick snap you can sit here and do anything ghost is crying ghost's tournament is done His whole life is you know, bro his whole tournament life is done for real You don't understand the emotion and just the momentum of the game Seriously, why are you quick snapping anything? Fuck him, bro. Seriously He's panicking ghost is panicking And you're quick snapping the shittiest flood combination ever And you get picked off by a stray hand This is what I mean if Henry didn't have passing plays in it if Henry didn't have passing plays he wins this game going away Going away now. We got to watch ghost on offense. He's got to watch ghost on offense, bro And ghost ghost honestly. This is smart shit ghost is like, you know what I suck I suck Had you guys have played a lot of mad and have you ever realized middle of the game? I suck this game, right? I suck this game. Does it ever happen to you guys? Let me let me start acting like I don't like I like I suck Yeah, this is just a shit show game. Look at ghost Oh, yeah big throw right there stayed in bounds though. I think okay No, seriously like sometimes my man trumpet with the raid trumpet What's up trumpet gang talk to me. We're talking about a little mcs right here We're going over some games talking about how bad people were how how bad good players were You know Kick three and pray Henry do all his picks on first down. That's a cap. No, what the last one was second down Uh-oh back to mesh post we go boys back to the mesh post we go Good sack. You just take a sack right here. That's a good play by ghost, right boys. That's a great play by ghost, right? Please need it. Wow. Wow, Trump. He's a scumbag. Don't give him anything That's a good play by ghost right here. You take the delay Smart man We're going to talk more about taking delays later in the game when we get to fancies boneheaded shit A lot of boneheaded shit here boys. Now, I'll be honest with you guys every time we see ghost kick We worry, right? We all worry right boys. We all worry when ghost kicks Now, I don't know how you guys feel about kicking on all mad I feel like this kick should be closer Not the best effort, right boys? Not the best effort on the kick Could have been better You know, I feel like this and to me it alarms me how good these kicks are Like that's clearly all the way out of the white. It's clearly on the blue, right? Look, I mean that is right down the middle. It's not even close to the upright. It's not even scary It's not even scary, right boys. It's not like come on madden. We got to be a little tougher on the guys a little bit harder pause But here we go. I will tell you something about ghosts too That I noticed during this game, right? Now, I don't know if you guys picked up on this ghost was really good against bunch, right? Every time henry went to something else ghost was lost Now I will tell you these people like ghosts and drinny and all these guys They're too good to play the league, right? I think the best players grind weekend league and skimbo will always felt this way too, man Because you see everything, right? I felt like ghosts never saw a bunch tight end He never saw spread. He never saw anything that henry went to other than bunch every time henry went to something that wasn't Bunch henry got a big play Well, other than that one, you know, I'm serious and it come it really it really works at this drive for the most part um Because henry is kind I don't want to say he's boxed in bunch, but he's definitely slowed down Although that was a great throw all rich cannon was frying for people. He really was All the bubblegum comes out of weekend league it does And you gotta know how to defend that See ghost using timeouts, you know things like that, man Honestly, this is just a shit the ghost Ghost might be some ass bro Corner out bang cherry rice bang out of bounds 41 seconds Henry has no timeouts ghost. This is where you know, I'm I'm in the back of the end zone boys I'm in the back of the end zone and I use my last time out. So ghost has no timeouts Underneath time is running right now. The clock is running I love henry spiking the bottom see enough spikes anymore, man the spike if it's second down third down Maybe not third down, but first and second down. I'm a big spike guy now. This is where Ghosts and and listen ghosts don't know what to do right now Ghosts don't know what to do on defense because I'll be honest. I don't know what to do on defense But the number one route combo in this shit ass thing for this is corner routes from the slot, right? I feel like you have to run cover two against spread, but then cover two sucks I'll be honest spread is pretty good Right spread is pretty good But ghosts don't know what to do because he doesn't play the league How many games has ghost played against spread? He doesn't know the route combos So he's out here just free. He don't know what the hell to do He motions over that motion always fucks man coverage somehow Boom wide open no cloud zone. No nothing ghost gives it up and we see ghosts doing the joke You see ghosts doing the joke hands on the face henry saying thank god I got out of this game I sucked. I played stupid shit and I still got there Yeah, you don't play weekend league Panic I don't I don't know what makes y'all think And what I saw I go henry this was like the worst like this game was just From start to finish was like basura That should have been game you give a man like ghost 20 seconds. No timeouts to get a field goal What does ghost do? You know That's the question. I have what this goes to He's gonna do nothing He's gonna run through the bow way 15 seconds 15 seconds What are you doing 15? So you gotta throw to the sideline, right? The worst part about this is ghost is in the middle of the field I feel like when I'm in the middle of the field, none of my shit on the sideline works None of them, right? None of my I can't throw over flat zones I can't throw in front of flat zones. I can't do shit when I'm in the middle of the field I can't do anything Right But we go to the outside I mean, I first of all, I don't even know what default. What are we doing here? What this is what I want to know. What the fuck is this guy doing? All right, we're not even going to talk about the lurk. Do we have a five yard zone out here? Do we really do we really have a five yard zone out here? This is a five yard zone a five yard That's a bigger problem to me than the lurk I know I would be if I had first of all, I wouldn't in these situations I'd never put two flat zones if you want to throw into the flat and get I'm probably 25s Right if you want to throw in the flat for four or five yards of pop and get out of bounds You're not going to have enough to go out here Bro, so I don't you're better off blitzing these guys than having a five And this is what I mean about flat seriously This is what I mean about zone drops. This dude don't give a shit about nothing but five He don't care this dude gets behind him. He don't go with him at all if this was a stock purple He might have got a little bit crazy All right, and if we do run the mable shit, it's like 10 it's like 15 and 30, right So you have no this is my point. There's no mable here How do you go now maybe because ghost flipped them? He might have flipped them and now you got a guard deep now if he flips them, you know You got a guard deep corner, right? If he flips you have no corner zone over here good flip by ghost, right? You have to guard the deep guy You have to just stay on this guy Good play by ghosts, right? I mean Good throw by ghosts, right? I don't think you contain a three-man a three-man rush would still get double teamed and he'd be able to roll out Man, that was that was a good flip. Honestly. It was a good flip. It worked for ghosts I would never have five yard zones. I would never have five. Obviously never have five yard zones And ghost ties the game up. I'll be honest. I don't remember what the fuck happens in overtime Henry gets the ball Does he do some dumb shit? Let's find out boys. I know ghost wins on a run commit. I know that Cleft, that's so that's exactly how I feel Oh my god, dude 25-yard flats no purples get purples off of my field I mean that was a money but that flood he's doing like a curl I swear to god, you know the bots on we can always lurk right there. They never met. I do the running back throw Now this was a game that we did talk about would you actually kick in overtime? This was definitely uh One of those games would you kick in overtime? And I don't know if you guys think about that if you guys would ever kick in overtime I don't think I would ever kick in overtime Because the worst thing that could happen to you is having to live with that decision forever You know, I I think I would definitely always receive the ball No, I think I would always receive the ball no matter how shitty I played I think I would always receive Just so I didn't have to think about it really Because if you give up if you if someone if you Kick the ball and you give somebody a touchdown the win the game you would think about that forever You really would I'm a big. I'm a big. I don't want to think about Yeah, yeah 10 cap versus 10 cap is that's a nasty. That's a nasty j-bird world right there, bro Yeah, I just feel like I don't care how bad you are on offense that game I feel like just the way and skimbo said you need washington playbook for this play Do we need washington? I personally feel like he'd been better off with no streak Now am I wrong? You guys know better than me. I feel like if he had no streak Maybe the deep blue wouldn't have been as far down the field I don't know I feel like the streak out there deep blue going deep down the field like he has no chance Yeah, I don't know Yeah, who knows but I mean listen If you're henry, this is not the worst place to be right Ah, fuck. I do a pic. Who cares? He's on a two-yard line. He hasn't got a first down all day, right? And I don't know if you guys agree with me for me Right, that's what I'm saying for me. I was thinking ghost by the loose on a safety. That's what I was thinking I don't know what you guys are thinking. That's kind of how I was thinking The way ghost been playing he by the loose on a safety I mean, I wouldn't call it a 99 yard drive early I mean, this was a hell of a pass That that was a hell of a pass. I'll be I did that I was I was like that was ghost's best play Because first of all, I it looked like he didn't know what the fuck to do Then he missled that shit in there. That that was a really good pass really He did send everybody ghost blocked everybody now. Listen now listen ghost start doing the audible down He says I suck right now and audible back up. That's nasty boys chat. That's nasty nasty behavior from ghost nasty behavior, I'll be real nasty behavior right here Nasty and you see Henry like yo, this is nasty. This is nasty Nasty behavior sometimes you need to go. Yo, sometimes you got to bring some nasty behavior to the table Now, I don't know if I'm Henry why a run commit would ever be in my arsenal It would never be I would never run commit ghost Who hasn't run one time? I think I wouldn't really think this is all accident It's got to be accident right There's no way you run commit Why would you run commit ghost who hasn't run all game and ghost wins and Ghosts kind of ugly ghost is kind of ugly Yeah, like and he hasn't run though, it's not like he's pounding the ball and trying to run He's not a runner. Why would you run commit? I think it was an accident. I don't know But honestly that that was a a That was a lob Henry lobbed that game like lobbed that game Lobbed that game Like I I don't think there was like an entire game of lobbing Well, he definitely ran commit. I don't know But I don't know He lobbed that game. He did he lobbed that game He didn't want to win that shit. Hey, I don't know if nerves. I don't know what it was I don't know. He that that was an atrocious game Do I have a scheduled date for bot wars? Elmo? I promise you you'll be the first to know Okay, bot wars boss bot wars part two is underway. It's under construction Everybody's locked in we have some twists and turns. We have some new content to the format of bot wars Elmo, you'll be the first to know All right, so we go from an entire choke the whole game literally just Throwing a whole game from start to finish to fancy Which would have been The biggest miscue in the history of madden If ghosts didn't suck I mean you guys man, you know a little give you a little lotion something like that Listen, this was a super throw Or at least a super attempt at a throw Now as we get into this game I will be honest bugs has passed clef on the cheesy twitter account right Bugs has passed clef clef. You gotta step your game up this week clef. You gotta step your game up. Bugs passed you up Bugs passed you up Yes chat somebody confirmed bugs has passed clef up on the cheesy twitter account Clef was number one clef was the twitter god during the games Bugs has now passed him. Bugs is outshining him on the social media Malo, I'm glad you see it. I'm glad you see it I'm glad you see it malo. Tell clef he gotta step up. Bugs is frying right now. He fried this week Bugs was shooting him johns Bugs was shooting them johns Nah, nah clef. He I'm just saying he passed you up. Yo, they put bugs on his joint. Yo Yo, they put bugs on the broadcast like five times. They put clef once They put clef once I'm telling you clef is number two now. He got fired them johns out bugs took over bugs took over technical time out But this was a lob right here all right Fancy's a bot like this is this is like Like this is like really bad Game is over. I think you get sometimes you get to these situations and you feel like a relief Right, you put a relief that you won And you kind of forget Like ghosts are sorry you ghosts is a guy you could tell what's going on Like there's a difference that ghost is a guy that brought emotion to the game Would you guys agree with me? This is this is not earl earl is a guy that brought no emotion to the game It was hard to get but it's hard to root for earl. I wasn't gonna say get behind But we paused that we paused that before I said it, you know Bot awareness But ghosts is a guy that shows a lot of emotions You can look at ghost's face and know how it is ghost looks like his puppy dog Left the crib and is lost now right Ghosts look like look it looked like his puppy dog left and he's not coming back ghost is getting no supper tonight You know what I'm saying? He's getting no supper. He's a sad. He's a sad guy. He wants to cry Tournament's over King ghost So now here's fancy taking these where he could probably so now you have 34 seconds 34 seconds boys now One you could run the ball, but that risks even a flukiest of fumbles, right? 34 seconds we all know the play clock is 30 seconds so Fancy chooses to take a knee the thing about the knee is it happens so fast This is where in real life You see sometimes the quarterback will hike the ball take a couple steps waste a little time Then take a knee and madden this dude knees as fast as possible. Like he it's an instant knee There is no time off. So you're going to have a four second difference. Boom. Look how fast he needs I don't know how he needs that fast. I don't think it was possible So now fancy looks here. There is a There is a two second difference between the clock. I honestly want to say it's like a second and a half difference Like this is honestly Disgustingly bad. He should lose just for this like they should just kick him out I mean they should just kick him out like bro. Yeah. No, you can't be here, bro. You can't you can't play no more, bro Like I really feel like yo, look this is like a second and a half difference So fancy goes with the kick out of bounds, right? Like you kick it out of bounds Right, you kick it out of bounds. I forgot the quarterback puns the kicker. Let's go with those snaps the ball three seconds Okay, that's a big thing to forget. It's been in madden for about four years All right, so one Now this is I'm kicking out of bounds fancy that I had to kick it out of bounds I can't give him a shot to return it, right? You gotta kick it out of bounds Now we'll tell you sky kick is glitchy in this situation because the sky kick a sky kick Uh waste about 10 seconds. I swear to god for some reason sky kick wastes about 10 seconds Now I think fancy purposely did this kick this bad just to make sure it went out of bounds I don't know if he like I feel like I don't know if he meant to just like I want to make sure it goes out of bounds Or I mean, you know, this was uh, I'm sure he's going out of bounds Kicks it three and I saw this I saw I was like, bro, this is gonna happen to him. It's gonna happen to him It's gonna happen to him It wasn't yeah, I see Yeah, I that yeah, that that was that was brutal Well, honestly, I thought ghosts threw this game too I thought ghosts I thought ghosts played a really good game in the first half second half and and listen I like that said I thought ghosts played a good game in the first half second half and fancy can tell you fancy didn't start bagging ghosts until Fancy went to a little more zone coverage Ghost was frying the shit out of man coverage And one thing that I don't know if you guys feel this way when you play in tournaments But fancy went from playing evil low where he just literally ran two men under and evil low couldn't get a first down Right, so I feel like as a player you get into that mindset like man. Nunder is really powerful Like it's going to dominate And so fancy kind of went into the next game on that same type of defense And and ghost was frying him early and I'm saying No fancy started bagging his shit, bro. I'm telling you fancy started bagging his shit Oh, they were showing the pun again Because I just I felt like ghosts went away from the digger the dig out What's it called the dig out play? He went away from that too much fancy didn't have shit for that like this play when ghosts ran this play This play sucks. I don't know why he loves this play Like what is this shit and every big play he ran this dog should play Oh, that's when he couldn't hike and they had technical time out But every big play I swear ghosts ran that play, bro That play is dog shit Dude, I dead ass felt like I felt like ghosts could run this play every play Every play and I feel like he got away from that play And I feel like it cost him the game really Fancy's and shambles. He got seven flat zones everywhere I'm telling you he got away from this play. Like I'd be real. I picked ghosts to win the nsc I was rooting for ghosts And saying I was like, bro First of all, I wanted fan after that punt this play sucks. Who are you throwing to ghosts? Like I bro, I hate this play. I mean he gave him all the chance Like this play what we laughed at earl chat. We laughed at earl, right? We gotta laugh at ghosts Can somebody tell me what this play does I'm saying like why we can't laugh for earl and not laugh at ghosts Every time he needed this play needed something he went to this shit And he has nobody to go to but the tight end with fancy guards that play sucks That play sucks, bro. I mean Like this this and honestly ghost is one of the better play callers like that, you know, that's why he's good He's good at calling plays, but I feel like he just went into shambles, bro. He really did Oh, he had that though. He had that but just too much pressure He did have he did have the game right here fancy boys got home right here Fancy owes him owes him a cup of a cup of tea for that play fancy owes him a cup of tea Fancy owes them a cup of tea for that play That saved him the money right there too. D. Lyman That wasn't the worst play call I feel like you got a block. I feel like if he blocks the running back He has time I feel like when you block the running back against the three-man rush it's kind of weak But again, we went to this shit play We went to a shit play. We didn't run the tight end corner out one time, bro Oh, and no, this is why you'll this I just burrow like and we talk about A user covering every play the only option to pass the ball is from tackle box to tackle box right here So this play is designed to throw it fancy's user right Like this play is like like the way he set it up is like I got to pick somebody's user You know and then he rolls this way so Bro, this is all bad. I mean he could have hit this guy right away. He could have hit rb He could have hit a late. It's just you got to wait on the user That's why it's tough throwing the middle of the field because you don't know what shantella is going to do And he kind of covered nothing and everything at the same time Yeah I feel like when he rolls out there, though, that gives him a better shot to throw rb Like when he's right here You could still do the ball to rb right here low ball and aggressive catch You're getting 10 yards if he's still in the pocket is a harder pass But he has he just just just didn't execute And I mean it was it wasn't a good lurk. It was the easy lurk like what the fuck it was a good lurk What what what was good about that? That was the easiest play fancy ever made. It was a good lurk y'all motherfuckers It was a good lurk I brought what I don't know bro. I feel like ghost went away from his corner I played out. That was his best play. It was frying all day. I forget. Oh fancy double meet him Ghost laid down right here though. Good call. I mean Fancy trusted the double me though. I don't know bro For the game ggs and then fancy said he would never ghost will never beat me. He can never beat me Ghosts can never beat me. Let's hear it again. We got to hear it. We got to hear it because I heard Rumor in the streets is that ghost is kind of salty He's kind of salty He's kind of salty Oh, that's not when he said he can't beat me Oh Fancy we can't go out like that bro. I'm giving shit. How bad you fold it. We can't go out like that, bro That's in your legacy that games in your legacy Come on, bro. That's in your legacy You can't go out like that right boys. I don't care how bad the game was Nah, bro. You gotta say fuck him, bro Fancy is old fancy dudes got a little salty fancy dude got a little salty voice. I don't know Yeah, he's the lord, but you can't bro. Listen No matter what happens, bro. You got to say fuck him. I won right Come on, bro All right No, the only thing about that last play is that when you see the double me you got to respect it, bro You did you damn sure can't press the double me and then have no safety over the top, right? That can't that can't be uh, that can't be the defense with for double me, right? Does anybody else agree? That's all I'm talking shit other than fuck him, bro We need more chaos. Yeah, you're right box. Yeah, we need more chaos a type. Yeah, so we need oh my gosh No, but that was uh That was a a that was a a barn burner That was a barn burner for sure But I think ghost went away from the tight end the tight end corner out I don't think fancy didn't have shit for that tight end corner out. He really didn't I'm saying Danny did cap it clef. You know what Danny did the clef. That's what's crazy. Dukes. You know what Danny did the clef He was all up in that thing talk about He was liking it. That's right. He was liking it Every big play Hmm He was like he was liking what was going on. You feel me We ain't getting no molds from Danny when he played this week though. Hey, bro. He didn't bring the same energy We gotta talk about big Gucci though. Where's black man that in the chat? We gotta talk about big guch big guch We gotta talk about where's black mad at in the chat, bro. He's the last hope. Oh, john beast is still alive They know black man is not claiming john beast. Why is this the yeah my man dave with the four months, man Gucci is the tnc killer I'll be honest I feel like bunch gotta boost and we'll talk about patch. I feel like bunch gotta boost from this patch I I don't know john john beast might be straight Puerto rican. I really don't know Why I mean why I mean listen. I don't know Jay wall poison. It was a good game. That's a good game to talk about as well We could talk about jay wall poison. Let's talk about big guch, bro Big guch is frying now be honest my new Always I'll be out mono just loses bro. It's gonna happen. Like it's just like inevitable. It's inevitable No matter how much they gas him up or say how great he is or how he's you know, he's the brains behind trips tight end He's the most underrated player. He's gonna lose. It's just gonna happen. It's just about when really for real for real Bunch are are we liking we're going gucci westley and gucci westley and what you and john beast are the only bunch guys left right Is there another bunch guy am I missing somebody Pavin. Oh, yeah, pavin. Yeah Are we four verse four right? Are we four v four bunching trips? Are we four v four slobber knocker? Oh, this is nice boys And then we got no we got decroft who's not trips. He's fucking I don't know bro. You yeah I don't know how he makes it work bro. He's done bro. He's hell decroft. I don't know Decrofted we could put we could put decroft in trips though. Can we put him in trips or he's his own person Bunch got way better from what I saw. I just watched skimbo play like three not even watch a whole game I just watched like three plays not play But you know, I saw the game from what I saw bunch got a super a super boost That's what I feel like Yeah, I feel like bunch got a super boost All right, first of all pita piper. He's just saying everything bunch first trips wasn't even an offensive madden 17. You dumb fuck pita piper There are no thirds no more. There's no thirds anymore j. What I mean Hmm Yeah, so we'll see what happens. Um, but big Gucci will be honest. His stock is rising. Is it not His stock is rising. But like I said Manu will always like bro. He's just gonna lose One thing I learned in this game if you're picking a bracket don't pick Manu That's it You're saying Gucci is he's hot. He's hot. He I mean he could knock off TNC. He could he could This is like like TNC is a likable group. J wall is not that likable. He's not Right, isn't j wall like the unlikable person in TNC Like j wall like like he's kind of the douche of T. He's the joke. Is he right? J wall is the joke of TNC. I think he is Like e and b is is not unlikable Right Like e and b outside of joke. They're not unlikable. My little man is likable drag is likable even though likable person, right? J wall is a legend He's a legend He's a is he a legend? Is that what we're going? Holy shit Bro lights don't type kek w much. I actually what I realized as I've been watching other streamers kek w is like the number one thing that's typed in every big time streamers chat They don't even say like lol or laughing my ass off kek w is the number one thing I'm actually lights out. I'm actually glad you've brought a kek w to my chat I'm actually I'm actually glad because that means we're evolving We're evolving to the next level of streaming when I see kek w's For real because the man in community doesn't even know what a kek w they don't even know what the fuck kek w is Exactly. What does kek w mean fucking nothing? You know in my in my life of streaming. I once googled it Months ago I googled what the fuck is kek w the shit is nothing It's nothing It really is nothing And it pitches me off that they I'm telling you it means nothing it literally means kek w I thought it would be an acronym Oh my god, I'm telling you kek w bro shit means nothing That shit is the worst bro by the way Uh, what we're talking about jay wall is the joke of tnc. He is the rest of tnc. Very likable You know the original tn site for me tnc is is decrofing fancy and those guys like spoto and ice I they're not tnc guys to me. They gotta put some years in Does anybody else that you gotta put some years in before you like Resignate in my mind is tnc Right. That's just how I think blocky blocky has to put into yes, civil's a og I agree civil is one of the og's of tnc The civil is like the fourth person bro Yeah Like like kev kev is in tnc. We saw what happened to him. We saw how they hung him out to dry J j was likable once you know him. Oh my god. The fact y'all know what kek w is Tnc does not value diversity nappy. They set a tone when they sent kev out to dry like that, bro They said they set a tone when they sent kev out to dry like that Little black man was offended But I will tell you As we talk about these games and uh j wall now I do want let's talk about this j wall and and uh Whoa, there's j wall and poison game. I forgot about this game. I'll be honest Okay, the beat goes kind of crazy for the the beat goes kind of crazy for this mc. I should All right, many of you guys have seen this or it will see this I want to see the dot that that poisoned the rule I will tell you bro If j wall lost on this dot, bro Drop back to pass three man rushing j wall. Look indeed. This could be your ball game. He has a ability Come on 20 and a man in 21. He's got it activated I'm proud of j wall though. He didn't he didn't cry about this that much I feel like when you're in a game, you don't cry that much I'm proud. He didn't really cry that much this game, bro. He really didn't cry He really just just he really took it. He really just took he really took the long strokes right there He took you know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying? He took he took the long strokes Now hear me out chat Poison if you guys watch this poison played really good defense actually impressive defense. He really did As if we see this this replay of him throwing the ball up to moss gotta give him a chance That's why you better poison played really Yo poison played really good defense Rich cannon did go absolute ape shit right so poisons in the double a Which causes it caused a lot of problems for for j wall honestly more problems than I've seen him have Uh and watching him play the last month or two really for real. This was a really good defense You know, I felt like he blitzed a lot. I felt like he kept him on his heels He really j wall really wasn't comfortable at all You know I said they're really not much for him to throw at uh and So a lot of times I've always questioned Do you have a safer defense to go to in these situations? Right? I always think man could could poison have went to more safe I don't want to say bend, but don't break but a little more prevent not, you know pussy defense You know, this is more of a full send Maybe give up a big play. Maybe give up, you know, whatever it may be, but do you have a secondary defense? Right I was like, do you have a secondary defense that where you could guard the playmaker? You know, because I felt like his user was always occupied Dude right there his quarterback takes a hit. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling good J wall was bagged I'll be rid of this whole game. He was definitely struggling. He was not comfortable You know, look at that. Look at the oh, oh, oh, oh, oh good dump off good dump off This is where it went five on five, bro. This is where it went five straight I think I think dion caught five straight passes because um Poison did like full send the whole game for the most part. He just full sent his shit So he kind of had to guard deep He kind of had to guard the deep route and because he's in cover zero There's really no zones anywhere So like essentially and this is what fancy did so if you're playing fancy or j wall going in here You have to realize that they're going with this deep crossing route or the deep post route To try to take away your user and make you guard deep and then you have the entire bottom You know the bottom quadrant the bottom area of the field to work with your playmaker It's a big thing right here. This whole play Is what what fancy ran against evil o and what I've been like, all right, I gotta add something like this, right? I swear to god It's just literally x is just clear in the field You got a deep crossing route and you're going to have a playmaker. That's the only two reads. It's a two read play Make you run with the crossing route and I'm going to playmaker if you run with the crossing route So he runs because you see the crossing route. He lobs it to the pylon that could be a touchdown So now now his users out to play and I had the whole field for my playmaker That over the middle that was close But you take it right This is supposed to be a pick Honestly a pretty shitty playmaker Yeah, I don't know who you guys wanted to pick. It was close, but I don't think it was a pick I thought it was a shitty playmaker. I think it went up the field a little bit too much So that's three straight passes to the playmaker. Now. This is where do you ever go to a secondary defense? A two too high safety Take away the deep one. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm like Do you ever switch defenses like bro? I'm kind of he's kind of putting me in a tough spot Where I can't guard the playmaker and the playmaker is the only thing you're going Yeah Bugs and trade your playmakers over in cleft playmakers not good Fucking idiots Here we go again That one was off the back dick right there back dick dot from Yo, look at how you do this bitch, bro. The back dick dot dumbass User problem. I mean you got a user somewhere, man Bro rich was going I mean this is the back dick dot of the year My man, you want your quarterback to make that pass? I'm not going to say it was the most wildest pass I've ever seen Clef you're chirping playmaker. He literally do this bitch five He do that bitch five plays in a row to win the game five plays Now be honest boys, are we ever thinking about going to a safer defense here boys? Talk to me chat Are we still full? I mean we're kind of getting missled right now Playmakers killing me. Are we ever going to a cover two or cover four or you know, you know Tuck my dick between my legs and just hope he doesn't score type of defense here We're still rushing to Playmakers just mauling. I mean, holy shit. Playmakers just maul. Look how like, bro You getting his whipping that bitch too That's the game for the most part That is game I might have called my timeout though if I was poison. I don't know man I guess the clock's running one yard line rough rough Yeah, rich went crazy 146 I mean, but the crazy thing about the crazy thing about it is that jaywalk, bro Honestly poison played great defense that whole game. He really did. He was in the game because of his defense All right, but bro. Well because jaywalk had plays down the field. That's why he wasn't able to guard the playmaker for real for real Yeah, that's what I mean having a separate A separate defense to go to in those type of situations really and he didn't really have one He stayed in that and he got fried by I think jaywalk committed more to you know what I'm just going to playmaker You know up and down the field for the most part A lot of cross body accurate, but you know, that's why you pay a hundred cap for your for your quarterback You know Playmaker is OP. This is the worst Oh stiff. Damn. We didn't talk about stiff meister either Bro My man stiff Let's bro. That's a lot of shit. I only had five. I only had five spots to put topics I wanted to make sure we talked about zero I want to make sure we talk about big gooch. Uh, the two games. I thought were the best games we talked about Let's talk about stiff meister stiff My man stiff meister Stiff got cheated It's been a couple days after the club championship and I'm probably more hot than ever right now and I need answers from clinic or These are the abilities that we wanted in the game Side line dead eyes past perfect accuracy on throws outside the numbers Inside dead eye perfect past accuracy on throws inside the numbers and the other one. I'm sorry was outside the numbers Nothing about throw on the run nothing about throwing while running or anything like that Now I do know it under pressure can affect this and I labbed it and I am completely aware of that Perfect packed accuracy inside and outside the numbers. Let's go into our club championship game. Look at this PA boot over whatever it's called the rollout. Look at this. He couldn't stop poison couldn't stop this play Look at this wide open. Look at this wide open. Why look at this on the run dead eye bullet pass The game is registering this as an accurate pass. It is There's no under pressure nothing. Look at this secure catch out of reach What why I have abilities. I have sideline dead eye perfect pass That's just funny to me, bro. Why is that happening? No, there's been nothing about any under under pressure anything Let's go to our second time. We did this same play poison cannot stop this play. Look at why hey clit Look at why that looks open. Doesn't it? Look at it. Look at it. No under pressure There's a guy near him, but on the run dead eye. Look at this secure catch. I'm trying to be safe out of reach Interception cost me another drive now. I'm starting to think to myself Maybe it's because I'm trying to a possession catch. Maybe it's on possession catching, right? Wrong, it's wrong. Look at it again. It's on the same play too. It's the same route It shouldn't matter what the route is because the ability says perfect pass accuracy. Look at this On the run dead eye. I am near the guy, but it's not under pressure Look at this now. I am going for the spectacular catch. I don't know why it says secure catch I think that's just the game trying to tell me what to do. Look at this Spectacular catch. That's a spectacular catch animation doesn't even say out of reach and I miss it Perfect pass I'm a bro. I'm a listen, bro. He must have deep out elite so he should catch everything So I don't want to hear about he didn't have a catching ability on him. What am I doing wrong? It cost me $15,000 in the man championship. I please tell me Clint any developer. Please tell me why I What do we think boys? I feel like That bug happens when you take too long to when you try to change And everyone is I feel like that bug happens When you try to change your catch to you try to change your catch at a bad time. I don't know First of all, I I personally think he's a dickhead for having those abilities. I I do That's but that's a separate issue That's a separate issue That's how I feel. I feel like I'm gonna laugh at you for having those abilities That's how that's my number one thing. I this is not the number one. That's a separate issue So it's funny to laugh at the abilities, but for me, uh Yeah, I I don't know I feel like that you know, like I don't think you had anything to do with the abilities, bro. We all realize Some abilities suck, right? Do we not realize that? Some abilities are pointless It said no what says at the bottom of the screen is dog. Shit. Can we agree on that? Whatever it says in the bottom of the screen, that's it's pointless It's almost irrelevant because it's always wrong or it doesn't help you. It's actually bad for real For real, that shit doesn't matter and it's honestly it honestly laughs in your face That little banner that pops up on everything is just a spit in the face. It really is ha ha dumbass It was a bullet pass accurate, but you didn't catch it. Ha ha, right? It's just bro I don't know dude. I just feel like I feel like he got unlucky on those passes. I feel like it didn't have to do with the abilities for real You know I think he's a fool for having those abilities. Nobody has those abilities. We all know they suck for real for real Nobody really even has roaming or anything like that, you know I feel like choosing I do feel like choosing the right button matters where I really do I do Skimbo says it doesn't really matter. I feel like some of those was bad A bad user input. I do feel like especially that last one whatever that was that was that was some goofy shit I don't know what he did that last one But I don't know sometimes the ball goes by your receiver man for real I feel like sometimes the ball goes by your receiver You know what's crazy? I like I don't know. I just feel like having those abilities was stupid. That's how I feel And that's and for me. I can't get past that part like dude Those abilities are stupid to have for real Like it why would you have inside that eye? Why the fuck would you have that ability? Maybe outside for that shit, but why not just have roaming when you have both You could have both for one ap Jules, you know, I'm chilling bro. That's my question to you guys chat When does your quarterback does your quarterback miss throws when he's throwing in a pocket? Give me a percentage of your quarterback missing throws in madden in the pocket like regular throws not under pressure What's your percentage of missing throws in the pocket? Because mine is as close to zero as possible Them dudes don't miss shit 15% dizzy llama, bro. You're throwing to some covered ass people if your quarterback messes up 15% at a time 15 Holy shooty in the offense, bro No for real like I know bro like I really don't feel like the quarterback messes up. I feel like the quarterback messes up You really just got you got unlucky for real for real And he got unlucky them couple plays. I don't think he has shit to do with abilities. I really don't In fact, I think those abilities were stupid This this is what the tweet should say damn. I got fucking unlucky. That's how the tweet should say You know what I'm saying? That's how I feel about it. It's not about the abilities. It's about damn. You got unlucky That's how I feel Inside that I supposed to work on any throwing side of numbers. I'll be real every throw I throw inside the numbers is accurate Be real with you on that one Without any ability Yeah, we just saw we just saw rich gannon long dick him down the field in the clutch Behind behind behind the back throws in the clutch with no abilities He should have stayed with no he was frying. He really did get unlucky Bro, he really did get unlucky Well, imagine if you had gunslinger, but the quarterback was lobbing Well, I've played enough man know that gunslinger works and only time he lobs it if he's if he's tired You know, and that's what I mean about how do you play enough and then choose those abilities? You know For certain routes, you could tell the difference with dead eye. Oh my god The game is rng the competitive integrity is small at its best Vincent shut the fuck up And and competitive integrity is the small at its best and competitive integrity Fucking guy the hell out of here, bro I feel like I still feel like the best players are there, bro. I really do Maybe I'm wrong. I still feel like the best players are there Do you guys agree or disagree? It's been a couple upsets, but that's what happens in madden. What's wrong with a couple upsets? You know joke lost to john beast. I mean is joke really that much better than john beast really is he? I didn't mind I didn't see nothing too impressive I didn't see anything too impressive from people that lost right I didn't feel anybody anybody that anybody at lost was super impressive Who was super impressive that lost? Henry was as dumb as a fucking duck Bro like you're saying oh, he was impressive Henry was the opposite of impressive to me The Cardinals player my man my man chicharito chicharito was pretty good For sure. I mean he lost the decroft though. I don't feel like I don't feel like he got cheated. I feel like decroft is really good. I do Spoto was impressive. Spoto got kind of cheated Dropped a couple yicks could have cost him yicks got lost But I don't I don't think I don't think Spoto like was upset and I'm saying that's all He looked pretty good Poison's defense. I mean poison lost the game off as really Clef no clef got clef got moaned on clef ain't get cheated. He got moaned on benny clef got moaned on They're all got you. They're all got cheated for sure Earl got cheated when they patch quarterback draw We'll talk about how bad that patch killed earl, bro And they said it and they said it they said the patch killed killed people that ran quarterback draw and earl said it wasn't true But since that patch boys It's been rough. Did that patch kill earl? It's a question Speaking of patches the new patch came out today. I didn't play But what did they patch does anybody had a patch notes mods kid? I want to read these shits Because I read these I like to read patch notes Like to get I like to get bluffed on I like to get laughed at Is it on madden legops? Let me see seven hours ago and I guess not Chat who's got who's got the who's got it? To announces was sucking earl's dick about running They fixed the old line. No, they didn't shut up Did uh, what you call it did um madden direct did agent k tweet about it? Oh here it goes. All right, here we go Hey, I got it. I got it. I got it boys. I got it. I got it. I got it Is madden voice live can we go look on madden voice? um Okay and competitive only Which is every game mode ever only players will reach for it ability will trigger certain reaches Okay, this is like I mean how many we've all lost games because of that, right? Right I mean that that should have been Jesus extensive coverage fixes for cover three cover four man like seriously Who like oh man Oh, this is series x Now i'm a moron is that right spends well you you'll be a moron for 10 minutes, right? Right spends you'll be a moron for 10 minutes. Fuck boy How about that? Take your 10 minutes like a man. See you later Oh, this is next gen. Oh, please keep telling me. Please. Please. Let's keep continue continue to tell me You know, you guys keep this attitude up. I want to make you make you watch earl play offense again Okay, chat. Is that what you want? Do you want to watch earl play offense? Keep this shit up. Keep it up You'll be watching earl's game all over again Okay, xbox one ps4 because if you're still playing next gen you're a nasty fuck In competitive or same thing. All right, so I just wasted my breath. Okay. Let's go Fixed blitzes with nickel corners in contain so Fine tune deep zone defenders in cover three. Why? You know what? This is a body ass adjustment because like I said cover three bombs Just had one adjustment to make and they're not covered three bombs anymore, right? seriously One adjustment my man tress leechy my guy with the gifted man This like no for real. It had one adjustment Tune the distance based receiver abilities versus man coverage So maybe deep out and she like that is better Address man coverage issues. All right rpo you fix it Fixed frequencies defenders doing quarterback slide avoidance. So maybe I get hit stick more. I don't know Fixed an issue causing tight end to stay in his three point stance after being motioned but uh Oh tune the distance based receiver abilities So the receivers to increase the receivers win chance on cut verse man coverage defenders without accountability So any corner without one step ahead? So essentially we're back to the same shit, right? Makes no difference Like you know what I'm saying like increase the receivers win chance on the cut verse man coverage defenders without accountability Yo corners without one step ahead got fried anyway Like uh, that was pointless Fixed an issue sometimes, but uh Tuning to outside deep zone coverage is in cover three to improve the timing of the drop to get to the appropriate coverage Def want to line over an outside receiver running a short route What I saw is cover three is terrible now Fixed an issue allowing an exploit blitz with nickels corners in the contain assignment new logic and improvement And movement has been implemented for pass blockers to better react to this exploit blitz Which is most commonly runoff formations like dime 146 This exploit blitz sounds trash And that's why we don't cover patches here on the podcast. We just laugh at people That's pretty much our go-to is laughing at people, you know Like it's more fun. Like who wants to talk about that? You know We like laughing at things here boys, you know, we like laughing at Gameplay right Gameplay Gameplay boys Gameplay huge on the dentist huge on patches I the cover three I will never understand like One of the strengths of mad in in past years is that there's you know A bunch of different types of deep blues and they all do different things, right? That's like one of the strengths of Coverages one of the different adjustments and one of the vast uh Different nuances of zone coverage, right? So To take that away and make every zone just play like a deep half is like what's the point, you know We should just have one. We should just have one deep blue zone really Off topic what type of car do you drive? All right wolves now we'll off topic you'll be off topic for 10 minutes tell you that much Just like what are we doing here boys? Are we just bored? Are we just bored? Isn't there some mba going tonight? I think lebron plays doesn't he lebron cursed out a white girl on the core side. That was news today I'm in mo's in the building 37 schmoffs 37 schmuffers I actually just ordered my truck. I just ordered my truck It should come here in two months though. It takes a while to build the 350 So it should be here in two months speaking of cars Mr. Football 88 tagged a bunch of porn stars I'll be honest we we are uh I feel like we gassed this porn star advancement I feel like we gassed it a little bit I feel like we gassed it a little bit. Yeah, I it wasn't bad, but we gassed it a little bit. You know like We gassed it a little bit Like we've just never it just shows that the man community really hasn't had too much interaction with the uh with the females Pretty cool. They they hit them back. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he should have just do a dick pic on the timeline like he should just do it out there I mean you're gonna full send just full send or at least post a picture with the pink outfit on with the strap out for real Do you want to be a legend or you just want to be a pro bowler for real? I guess be honest Do you want to do legendary shit or you want to be remembered remembered for one day? Just be an honest He's a big cuddle guy. I'm he seems like a big cuddle guy Could have been on bang bros Could have happened like who really get like for real at the end of the day What's the worst thing that could have happened? There's no law against that. Is there support? Can you sexually harass the porn star? Maybe you can I don't know It's a question that we needed answers for and mr. Football was in a position to give us answers to the questions we have And what did he do? Kind of went in half ass. He kind of went in with the riot shield, right? He kind of went in with the riot shield He didn't go in with the mac 10 out I don't I wouldn't say he folded but I think we're gassing it too much bro. I think we're gay. I just say I'm just saying we're gassing a little bit too much That's all good job. Let's not start sucking dick before things really happen. So I'm saying Yeah, he could went in there with the combat knife that's the fist got low But now he went in with the riot shield. That's what I'm saying Yeah, but good work. I was a young kid. This is a young kid. Was I going crazy like that? No, so he's ahead of the game Credit but let's not gas it up That's all I'm saying chat. Let's expect better from all of us Let's expect all of us to reach the pinnacle. That's all I'm saying Let's expect greatness out of all of us. Let's not be surprised by good shit, right? We got a set of better standard for this entire community No, he's not down. No, I'm just saying I expect goodness out of out of the community I expect that we're improving. I expect that we are we are building each other up. You understand? But don't don't don't be satisfied. It's my point He showed up. No, he showed up to the duel and a lot of people don't show up to the duel He showed up. He did his thing. Yeah, the throne shit was weak That made it a little weird If it was all porn stars big dub He left me real mr. Football already gave us big throne vibes, right during his game We're like bro. This is like a fake throne Like we're laughing but throne might really be in his top 10 porn stars list Like it might be a real list the way he was acting during the game Yeah Like bro budget throne No, uh, you know who budget throne is now Bro, you know who budget throne is Is my man civil Civil is the budget throne now I ain't know I started I I went and subscribed to civil's youtube I started watching I was like, bro. This is like the budget throne And he's killing it Bro, no, he's no. He's really frying Bro, he's bro. I'm ready. I'm ready to just be budget throne three, bro I'm ready to do it because civil's fraying. He's dominating. He's popping on the tube But I went and watched I said, all right. Let me I said, bro, I can't bro. What? Oh like He don't bro. I'm serious Said there he is there. He is I wait. I was watching the video. I'm like, bro Just a budget throne now I'm ready to go, bro I signed me up watch. I'm about to get off right now and do some shit No, it's crazy about about civil though because he's still like man smart He'd be trying to do like a real like a real madden tip in the middle of his videos, right? Like he'd be trying to go back to regular civil He's like, whoa, that's a touchdown. Now if you use this play properly, it's a really good play You don't want to spam it every play, but you want to use it in certain situations. You know, it's not the bad, you know saying But then he goes right. I'm telling you he's still trying to break down to the regular He's still trying to do some regular mad knowledge in his video. It's not all full send yet I'm telling you but make sure y'all check out civil I subscribe to the youtube. I subscribe to all the madden youtubers. They all pop up on my shit So I watch from time to time see how they're doing check in You know what I'm saying Unbanned requests. What do we got? I don't even know what we got. Let's check. Let's check Yeah, he definitely started he throws some vert hooks out there. He's got a vert hook out there Then he do the touchdown touchdown touchdown So bro, he's popping far. He's next up So I need to start doing what the fuck he's doing won't bluff me I don't know why these guys don't stream on twitch though, bro. It's kind of like I don't know what's up with that Y'all want civil. Let me see. I got it. All I gotta do is hit youtube. It's gonna pop up on my shit civil like my main video like my main like recommended Let me say Who is my in my recommended right now? TD Barrett These people commented that I suck. So I played them Here it is right here boy. Check out the god the god himself civil Now we'll tell you of all the TNCers Civil was actually on the hoes when we were out. He was actually making moves out here, bro big sieve Make sure you uh, here go it right here Boom We got win go die win go is in training bro win goat is in training to be my white madden guy Yeah, civil pops up on my most recent That's my guy. Hey, I'm tell you civil's popping. They up to almost at 20k He's popping but uh, all right. I'm been requests Make sure y'all follow my man Y'all should see oh, oh look at the beaver kind of giving j-bird vibes right here kind of j-bird vibes Like if you put a giant jersey on this guy j-bird All right, my view my view my view Bird's the man, bro. The bird is the man Oh, uh-oh unbanned requests Unbanned requests Let me see Boom, I just saw some wild shit Here we go Whoa, what the hell is this guy? Was he just banned? bro Like bro, what? Frog jake frog jake is nasty. This dude's a nasty nasty nasty guy I don't know why he got banned But I don't know why I don't know why he got banned mike vic mike vic. I probably was getting popped I'm definitely learning how to read dub dots moods and now will not ask certain things that would get him mad I'm a huge fan. I would like to be part of the chat. It's my god. I'll tell you a frog jake is a nasty fuck Frog jake knuckle bumper. Oh, shit. This is god Want to go to a game? Is there a glitch that will keep you locked in the loading screen for head to head game? I've been stuck for 20 minutes What up dub? I unfollowed you dub dot because you want to pay want me to pay money. I don't have I'll never be back Cole banned him. Where is Cole at check in that's bannable All right, Cole Could you unbanned me? I was going through a rough time in my life. Cole, bro Bro, that's just rough, bro Cole gotta chill. Honestly, when I see when I see my mods banning people, I'd be wanting to get rid of mods. I'll be real It's like shunning shunning. I didn't see shunning shunning is my number one banned people You know why cuz they do to please be going as shunning more than they go at me for real for real This dude's talk. Look this guy just ain't here talking about trucks. He's talking about benny the butcher Watching goes to the jets d-croft Y'all think some of them do coke before the games to get cracked Shiny's out of pocket. What did this guy do what we're learning right now Is that listen mods are going crazy right now For no reason Mods got I'm really really about a really about a band mods, bro. We might get rid of mods for real Mods are out of pocket My lord, I shall not fear death for I'm a mad madman. Dang. Who has the best wildcat playbook Short guy, Tony banned sublime I think I told him to ban him. I'll be honest Might have been a bad time for it might have been a bad time to ask for uh Might have been a bad time to ask for wildcat. That's all might have been a bad time to ask for wildcat might have been a bad time It might have been a bad time for wildcat. I I could see myself time ban that guy. I could see that Tony is not one of those wild guys, bro. Tony is not one of them. Wild guys, bro. He's not that's not Tony Why have we not talked about how Earl plays in his kitchen? We talked about copter dick respect. This guy, I didn't like this guy's vibe. I didn't like it. I don't, you know, copter dick respect, like, come on, bro. Sucking dick is only gay if you have your eyes open. Isn't that Skimbo and user's name of their show, Eyes Open? Bro, are we, are we, are we figuring something out here? Is this Skimbo's show named Eyes Open? Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, is Eyes Open? Hold up, uh-oh, uh-oh, Eyes Open? What, what, bro, what? Eyes open, eyes closed. Free my man's right here, I am the vibe. Yeah, this dude is definitely on like his fifth account right now, he's not on this account no more. Keep your eyes up, boys, at all times. You never know, we'll try to bring you down. Crack the case. I am the vibe. Copter dick respect. Rolls guy humor. Bro, what's this guy? Dub got a girl, I thought he'd die a virgin. Dub trash without cheese 146. What happened? Dub crying, I felt bad laughing at 40-year-old virgin. Try vagina, simmer down, relax. Or dick, I don't know how you rock. It's disrespectful. I don't like this guy. Keck W, big Keck W's for this guy. Yeah, I don't really like this guy. I don't really like this guy. I feel like he not going to be back anyway. But I'm going to unban him, because I'm not a band type. Slasher, lower the music. Sometimes y'all got to, yo, y'all not in control of this. Y'all got to realize that. Like, yo, everybody gets unbanned, but we got to see. Like, y'all got to realize y'all don't control this right here. Yeah, now listen. Slasher slash. Come on, bro, is that really your name? Slash or slash? No, it's not power trip. You just get the vibe from people. It's your first comment. You're not following. Your name is slash or slash. And you tell me to do something? Come on, dude. That's not how you come out the books. Not like that. You don't just come through the door like that. My bad, I'm new here from the raid. Sorry about the music thing. I was just trying to hear you not the music over your voice. You know what I mean? No, no, but you got to understand why this is bad. He don't even say hi. I'm a big hi what's up type of guy. Are you guys feel that way? Like, I went to Walmart this morning in the snowstorm. I had to, you know, I had to dig out, dig out the, you know, the wagon. I had to dig out, you know, wipe the snow off it. Now question, when you clean your car from the snow, are you, give me a one out of 10 of how well you clean the snow off of your car. Give me a one out of 10. I'm kind of like an eight, nine guy. What's your number? Are you the guy that drives around with all the snow on the car? Is that your vibe? And don't give as long as you can see out the window type. I'm kind of like an eight, nine. I like my shit a little, I like it a little crispy. Talk to me. Oh, you're a 10 Mac? Okay, yeah. I mean, tell me how y'all think. I had to, I had, I had out the window. I had out the window, like, you were just a hole in the window type of guy. Oh, that's nasty. Imagine living somewhere without snow. What type of boring life do y'all live? You know what you live out here when it could snow? Any day you could wake up and be stuck in the house. You are at the mercy of the Lord. And that gives you the fear of God. And that's a good fear to have in your life, to know that, you know, at any given moment, your life can be turned upside down. You live in Florida, you know what it's gonna be like. It's gonna be 95 and humid every day. You know, up here, you know, it's unpredictable. You know, and that's the type of gamble we like to take. You know what I'm saying? Snow is fun to drive in. I got two, two accidents in my life. One was when I was probably 18 in the snow. Can't lie to y'all, driving down the snow. I actually went to a trade school where I had to stay during the week and during the weekend I could do whatever. So I had to get back Sunday night and check in or I got like in trouble, right? So I take this girl to the movies, like three o'clock show. We get out of the movies, all of a sudden it's like this much snow on the ground. Now I have to take her home and get back to school to check in or I get in trouble for not being on time. I gotta check in, right? So I had to drive all the way home in the snow and then get back pretty much where I was. So it was a completely dumb ass mission but I had to make the mission. So I'm driving home. I had the 1990 Chevy Caprice at the time. Big body, right? Not the best snowmobile. Not the one you wanna take out in all terrain areas. Not the best. So I'm driving. So my philosophy was let me go on the side streets rather than the highway. In hindsight, go to the highway. They probably plowed first. They put salt on it. It's probably safer to be on the highway than the side streets because the side streets you're probably stopping more a lot more different hills and valleys and things like that. I think the highway is a little safer, honestly. But I decided at the time to go on the side streets. So I'm going on the side streets, right? Going down, I'm going down a hill, I'm cruising. Now my uncle once taught me this if you shift your car rather in first and second or in the first gear or second gear, the engine slows down in your car rather than the brakes. That's the trick of you guys are ever driving in the snow and you don't wanna hit the brakes. You can shift your gears between second and first and it will slow down your car rather than have to hit the brakes. So that's something that I learned. Now that downshift is that. So you understand busting balls. So we're driving and there's a little hill. It's a pretty busy street. But the Caprice, like I said, not the best snowmobile car. I'm like 17, 18. I start losing control. It's a YOLO situation. Have you ever been in a car and literally once it starts sliding, you're shit out of luck, bro. Once it starts sliding, it's literally nothing you can do. You can't spin the wheel. You can't hit the brake. When that bitch is going, it's going. So I have this 1990 Caprice big body. This is a Husky car, right? I start going and I smack this guy was sitting at the other intersection facing out to turn. Bro, I just hit the shit out. Boom, hit his shit up the jump. So I'm in the car. I'm young. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? All these guys come out the car. They start, bro, they start knocking on the wind. They was mad as shit. Like, bro, they was going to kill my ass. Now, mom, I'm here with just the girl. Three of these fuckers come out the car. Crazy ass white guys. They were mad as shit. And you know what I did? I said, got up out of there. I said, but I ain't fucking with y'all. Y'all, this mad at me. Hit and run. I thought I was the man. I was like fast and furious out of that bitch. I ain't slide the rest of the way home. Made it all the way home. I thought I made it safe. Nope. Fuck, boys, got my plates. They came and got me. Police. Fuck. What's up? They got me, bro. I had it, bro. I got in trouble for that shit, for real, for real. I had to do, I had to do mad community service for that. Bro, they was going to fuck me up. I was out. But I took my chances, bro. I took my chances. But I had to do mad community service for that. And you meet, listen, you meet a lot of holes in community service. Has anybody in the chat had to do community service? Yeah, it was a scum move. But for real, they was going to whoop my ass. Yeah, oh, I got DUIs, too. Actually, I think my DUI got dropped. I had to do two stints of community service. One for that and one time I broke some kid's jaw. True story, broke a jaw in my life. So I got a rap sheet, broke somebody's whole face open. Had to do community service for that. Smashing pumpkins on mailboxes. Jules Miller, you got in probation for smashing pumpkins on mailboxes. I'm over here talking about breaking jaws and you're smashing pumpkins, getting in trouble. How do you get in trouble for smashing pumpkins? How do you get caught for that? What? You gotta be a real loser to get caught for smashing pumpkins. Greg Paul. No, fight, what's your call, fight? I just broke somebody's jaw in a fight, that's all. It was some kid. Now, listen, I'm a big like, I'm not gonna fight at school and shit because I feel like that's dumb. To fight at school is dumb, right? To fight on a school bus, this is high school, like 14, 15. To fight on a school bus, to fight at school, to where you get in trouble is just stupid, right? We're adults, let's fight when we get out of this, right? That's how I feel. So I was in like the hood part of like my area. Not really the hood part, but you know, the more black part, I guess. Then I went with my dad who was in the white spot. And then like, cause I became the man when I went to like the white spot, but there was this one like black skateboarder kid. You know, one of those, one of those Chance the Rapper, and not Chance the Rapper's like, you know, Lupe Fiasco type of guys, you know, one of them dudes. You know, one of them, you know what I'm talking about. But he was mad cause I was the man and I was getting the hose when I moved out there, right? Now, when I say moved out there, it's like two miles away, but you guys know that two miles can change a lot in a neighborhood, it can. Shit, a hundred yards can change a lot in a neighborhood. Right? There's been real. Yeah, okay. So a Jesse type, okay. Good point, Ward. A Jesse type, right? It's a Jesse type. I didn't start anything. They were mad at me. I was the man. So this guy pressed me on like a Tuesday. He pressed me, got my shit. I'm like, bro, I don't, just wait. I said, bro, just wait. We gonna wait till Friday cause you fight on Friday, right? If you ever been to high school, you fight on Friday. That's when you fight. You don't fight on Tuesdays or Wednesdays or Monday. If you're fighting on a Monday, you're not gonna make it anywhere in life. I'll be honest. You fight for prime time. The Friday fights are prime. If you're fighting Tuesday and Thursday, you are an undercard, right? If you're heavyweight main event, you fight on Friday. You fight on Friday. Yeah, you fight on Monday, bro. You're not gonna make it nowhere. You gonna be in jail. You fight, bro. You fight on Monday, you're gonna be in jail. That's just how it works. You start fighting on Mondays, you're gonna be in jail, for real. Yeah, for everybody to see. Meet at the Upper Darby. Well, actually, this was, we actually got on a bus and then we got off the bus. It was on. Cause I remember, cause the bus used to have stops, right? Like you would stop at one block, then like 200 yards later to have another stop. So I remember giving the girl, like at then we wore like jerseys and stuff. So I gave her, I gave her the dress and get off. And let me get off right here. You take all my jerseys, you take everything. That's how you know you were fighting. Once you give somebody your hats and everything, and you just out there with the white T, like the you neck. Bro, that's how you know you're rumbling. You're gonna rumble. So the dude got off the bus, I got off the bus and as soon as the bus left, it was on site. I just went up and stole. Boom. Knocked them all into the bushes. Buses should all open. Then I hit him with a DDT. Y'all know about DDT? Then he tried to like rush me. I'm hitting him with body shots. Then I grabbed him in the DDT. I hit him with a... Boom. Right down on the ground. I was whooping boy ass. But he should all bust up everything. Like, he had no shot. He had no shot. So I fried a guy, right? TKO over. He's done. He can't talk. But of course there's a police like literally right next door in the shopping mall. Now for me, we should have scouted a little bit better, but it was on, right? When it's on, it's on. You don't got time to scout. So of course there's a police. He's over there. He picks us up, takes us down to the joint, takes us down to the... So we get booked for this, right? He, essentially they let us out, right? They let us out like, bro, like that ass just for fighting. They're like, all right, y'all can go home. After we're down there for like four hours or something. Y'all can go home. We went home about a week later. It found out that his jaw was really broken. He had to get his jaw wired. And that's when they pursued more charges. I guess his parents or whatever pursued more charges versus me. That's when I had to go to court actually get a lawyer for it and everything. And that's when I got probably another 120 hours of community service. So that's what happened. I got caught up with that, but I did break his shit. So all you gotta do is hit him with one good one, boom. Yeah. Yeah, facts, right? I should just throw him in the class, took my suspension, took my 10 day suspension or something. Book doesn't like, we went down to like the, what you gonna call it? Yeah, probably a hundred. That was a lot of hours of community service. No, like why would I make these stories up? Like you guys think I would make stories up for you guys? For real. But since then I was like, no, honestly, since then I was like afraid to fight outside anywhere near police. I was like afraid of them dudes. Like, bro, I'm not getting caught up again. I'm not getting caught up again. No, I did him with a DDT. And y'all don't never hit, y'all don't ever hit wrestling moves. Y'all don't hit wrestling moves? Like, bro, when somebody like grab you and like you got him in a headlock, what's your go-to move? No, for real. Like, he like try to grab you and like tackle you. It's saying, but he kind of lower than you. You gotta go, you gotta, no, I'm a wrestling, I'm a wrestling ass dude, bro. Oh, I wrestle. I'm not getting beat in a wrestling match. I'm too big to lose a wrestling match. No, I feel like, I feel like you kind of, once they lower than you, oh, you want me to just hit him with a, with a, what you call it, RKO flip up suplex or something. I really just went to the floor. Bro, if I got your head right here, I'm DDT, I'm, boom, we dropping back on the ground. That's what I tried to do. No, bro, you got somebody head like this dude. No, bro, you putting that shit into the ground. That's what I did, I'm serious. No, I don't think it's stupid. When you're a kid, you're like, yeah, let's just box and street fights. Come on, bro. We used to say kicking was ass until, we used to say kicking was like, like kicking was like corny doing fights, right? Till we started hanging out with the Haitians. And yo, this Haitian dude we got, bro, he was like, vandal with the kicks. Nobody would expect it either. He would just break a kick out, right in somebody's face. Well, bam, and it'd be over. Swear to God. And you would never expect a kick. Bro, I'm telling you, Haitians are, bro, you not being a Haitian in a fight. I fight, one of my best friends was Haitian. We got in a fight one time. I'll tell you why we got in a fight one time. And I'll be real, he kind of whooped my ass. But I'll tell you what happened. So we're, it's four of us, right? We're on the patio. It's me, my guy, his name was Bernard. Haitian bull, short stocky, pusky, short though, like real short, dark. And when I tell Haitian, like he like darker, he make Ward look light skin, put it that way. So, and I'm sitting there with Bernard, my buddy and aunt was like the joke guy. You got a joke guy. You always had a joke guy in your group, right? Like the guy that just busts on everybody. Like the main joke guy that you can't, you can't roast with him cause he'll roast the shit out of you. Like he's that guy, right? So it was Bernard, the dark Haitian, aunt, the joke guy, and then the white girl from the block, right? So I felt like my man Bernard was showing off for the white girl, Ashley, who was like, she was like the toss around chick for everybody. So I felt like Bernard was kind of showing off for, right? Yeah, I know what I'm saying. Come on, bro. So I felt like Bernard was kind of showing off for one day. So we started arguing about dumb shit. You know, at then in high school, you argued about like gear and shit. Like your gear is dusty, your broke, your jeans is corny, like your shoes are dicked, shit like that, right? So you argued about, so we wound up arguing. I felt like, I felt like he was showing off for the job, right? And then he pressed me, right? Like he was like stood up, like, what's up? Like, fuck out of here, he stood up. So me, I thought, you know, I can't allow him to press me cause my man aunt is gonna make jokes about this forever. Literally what went through my mind. So I was like, bro, I cannot allow aunt to make jokes like this. So he was showing off. So then I, you know what I did? I went for the Homer Simpson joke. This was at L, but I went for the Homer Simpson joke. I did the Homer Simpson joke on my man. It was a little while, but I felt like if I get him in a choke hold, oh, I'm telling y'all these stories. I feel like if I get him in a choke hold, I'm gonna, he not gonna be able to do nothing, right? Because he's short, but somehow we wound up tussling. And I really don't lose tussles, right? Like once we start tussling, like I don't really lose those, but I lost this one and I'll tell you why I lost this one. Cause he went low. Mind you, he's like five, eight. So he's shorter than me, but he hit me with a headbutt in the face. Now a headbutt is a powerful ass weapon. I don't know if you guys are headbutt people or you guys had like, a headbutt is a serious weapon. Yes, like I'm talking like who, and it hits you here. And once you get hit in the head, now you guys better, once you get hit like in the face and the head, bro, you're kind of, you kind of lose all your powers, right? You kind of, once you get hit here, you lose your powers. Like your strength kind of goes down. Your energy goes down. You can't really think about what move you wanna go to next. You're kind of disoriented. So he headbutts me. That's when he kind of won the fight. Nope, he really didn't get any other fights and he punches off. I think he got like two more punches off and caught me, but they weren't crazy. But I'm gonna say I lost that fight. The headbutt kind of, the headbutt took the turn of that fight. See, I went for the choke. I feel like once I go for the double hand choke, you know, there's no holds barred after that. Once you go for the double hold choke, but that was my man though. Like it was like a man fight. You know, you fight your man in like an hour later, y'all cool? Unless y'all really get fucked up bad. You know what I'm saying? I mean, we catch them Ls sometimes. Bro, if you never lost a fight, you really never fought. That's how I feel. So yeah, everybody catch your breath and you back cool in a couple of hours really. Yeah, I try to choke them like Bart Simpson. I tried to Bart Simpson. Yo, the headbutt, yo, the headbutt will change the fight. Listen to you. Have you ever in a sticky situation? Go for the headbutt, I promise you. Go for the headbutt. Oh, this guy got banned real fast. What's the guy on the cult? Nelson actually sells for something. Yeah, you got banned. Fuck you pussy boy. Welcome back, bro. Vozabitch, all right, here we go. Let's go. Fuck Vozabitch, oh, this is sub too? I'll play duels or trios because Vozabitch trash. No thanks Cole. JT, he been a bitch to me. Vozabitch. I don't care he's bothering me. Voz mean as fuck. Hope he bans me in a stream. Voz ain't even getting his GD. Vozabitch, someone banned me because Vozabitch harassment. Damn, J, he was harassing. Voz was shitty. I bought his ebook for 20 and it wasn't worth it. I'd rather have bought a $20 prostitute that just licked my ear. His ebook tells you nothing about Madden. Sorry, I had to keep talking about it. Just wanted a man in the community to know not to waste their money on an ebook a toddler can make. Thanks for hearing me out. Your boy flight. This dude might be legendary. Free flight. There it is. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. See, I'm talking about dudes being too wild on the unbannies. Dudes being too wild on the unbannies. They being too wild with the unbannies. That might have been the all-time greatest, bro. All right, boys, this is going on two and a half hours of potting. Had a lot of stories though. We told a lot of stories tonight, boys. Before we turn the show off, what games are you guys playing now? What games? What's the go-to games? What's our go-to? Give me a go-to three. What's our go-to games? Cause I'd be wanting to get on this Apex, bro. Apex is popping. I'm definitely ready for MLB, bro. Pops, I know your ass ain't on Fortnite. Clash of Clans, bro. Yo, I'm down bad on Clash. I only got one attack that I do. I'm getting fried. None of my troops are good enough to do any other attack. My Clash of Clans is in shambles right now, boys. It really is. My Clash of Clans is bad right now. I can only do one attack because that's the only way my troops are there. I really got no shot, bro. Bro, I have no shot in Clash right now. I don't know what happened. Used to be tough. Well, I really can only do one attack, for real, for real. No, I really only have the troops to do one attack, for real. That's the only troops I boosted up. And it only works on certain, but if a base is the wrong way, that should just don't work. For real. For real, for real. Morzones ass. Apex is the best, bro. It's the best, for real. I'm ready for MOB. I, dude, I gotta max other troops. I don't have any troops maxed, and the shit is rough. I need to set my, let's move on, I definitely need to set my Cloud Flats on Clash. Hog mine, that's what skimbo try to do. My dudes just die instantly. My shit sucks when I do that. The clock minor, bro, and my dudes aren't maxed. That's what I'm saying. It takes me a long more time to max that. All right, it just takes me forever, for real, for real. Werewolf the Apocalypse, wolf. Wolves, you really don't wanna be part of the stream tonight. You want me to play Werewolf the Apocalypse? Jesus, this didn't need to podcast episode 116, zeros.