 In what ways could I improve my CV if you take a little look at that? Just be honest, be brutal. The youth of today are facing a terrifying job market. What? Don't believe me? Take a look at how terrified this youth is. Baa! How was that, guys? Yes, it was great! Mmm. Spooky. I'm convinced. You'll probably start there thinking, it can't be that hard to get a job. I managed it. Well, that was probably back in the 50s, Grandad. When any old candy-ass down at the Five and Dime could land a gig if they didn't get caught lighting up the tilt sign. But exactly how hard is it to get employed? I've got a job interview later today to find out. Today's challenge, get myself a job. Now, before I start my journey to employment, I thought I'd take time to speak to someone with real experience in having a job. I'm speaking to Dr. Simon Fox, a dentist of over 30 years and also my dad. Hi. Hi, Dad. Hi. Hello. Can you hear me? Get a job. No, sorry, we're filming right now. I was just wondering if you've got any advice for me. Yeah, do you know what? I'm going to get a f***ing job. Big, fat loser. Well, I've lost 15 minutes and I'm no closer to securing my dream job. First thing on the agenda is to create an irresistible resume. My current one needs a touch-up. But I've come up with a sneaky plan to help me out. I'm going to hold fake job interviews for a made-up tech company and use the opportunity to just look at other people's resumes. I'm going to put the C in CV. That's not the building. It's the next one. Sorry, next one. Hey! Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. What attracted you to this job, working at Meg, SuperRealLinders.com? I mean, I haven't been at intern before, but I feel like I should expand my skills and I think it would look good on my CV and obviously it's good to get... Alex, mate, can we have a black coffee in here, please? Is that your CV there? It is, yes. Let me grab it. The guy who you're replacing, he used to work here. He had a very specific job around the office. We just paid him a few extra quid an hour and what he used to do is try and catch people watching pornography on company time. I'm going to be sat here pretending to watch them porn. I want you to try and sneak up on me and catch me watching porn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look at them. I thought that was illegal. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Right, I can hear you there. Can you think quick on your feet? I'd like to think so. If I were to become your boss, not saying that's happening yet, but if I were, what nicknames would you have for me? Um, Dumbled. We're going to just skip straight over that question then. That's why I've not been asking that. You're a quiz host. Do you mind standing up and showing us a little bit of what that entailed? Sure. I would have a microphone, of course, and I would be saying good evening, everybody. Welcome to the Manor Arms. So, question one is a movie question. What film was Harrison Ford in in 1980? Blade Runner. OK, we are finished. Using some of my covert techniques, I've managed to find some key ways I can improve my CV. First of all, I'm going to need real work experience. Number two, I should get it for you, Fred. Number three, it wouldn't hurt to learn a second language. And number four, I'm going to have to lie a lot. Look at that. 2005 call, they want their picture back. Sorry, who called? For the job interview. What is your name? I'm Zach Fox. So, tell me about your work experience. Well, I've got this for you. I think you'll like what you find. Why are you naked here? Yeah, below that, just really below that. Comedian, barman, formula one diver. Gibabs, why? You're passionate about the food or what? The sauce, the taste, the flavour. They're meaty, they can be spicy, they can be creamy. OK, and when you're dealing with customer, what's a good way to deal with customer in kebab shop? Hello. I've got to order you a kebab if you want a kebab. OK, you can just... I'm f***ing so badly. I'm sorry, I've messed this up. So, what's the typical toppings would you offer on a kebab? Oh, chilli sauce boss, garlic sauce boss, cheese boss, do you want a...do you want a can of Petty Boss? Well, Jay, she'll say cheers more, Chiang. OK, that's all be all. That's what I'd say. Well, despite my best efforts, I've lost today's challenge and had to move back in with my parents. I've not lived here since 2015. Unemployment is a hot topic at the moment, but the good news is, soon, robots will be doing all the jobs so we can sit back and relax whenever they tell us we're allowed to. Oh, sweet, that's Dad. He said I did a good job.