 From Hollywood. It's the Dennis Day show Yes, it's Dennis Day with Robert Armbruster in the orchestra and Dennis special guest Patty Andrews and Belle Blank And here he is the star of our show Dennis Day It's a Grand night for singing The moon is flying high And somewhere a bird who is bound he'll be heard is throwing his pot at the sky It's a grand night for singing The stars are bright above The earth is a glow and twat to the show. I think I am falling in love Maybe it's more than the moon Maybe it's more than the earth Maybe it's more than the side of the night in a light lovely for work Maybe it's more than the moon Shining in silvery blue Maybe the reason I'm feeling this way has something to do It's a grand night for singing The stars are bright above The earth is a glow and twat to the show. I think I am falling in love No, I'm Mel Blank Well Mel your voice is known to millions of radio television and motion picture fans in addition to being Woody Woodpecker Aren't you also professor LeBlanc Jack Benny's violin teacher? We're sure I've been teaching me sure Benny had to play the violin for nearly 20 years Well, tell me tell me mr. LeBlanc after listening to mr. Benny's violin for 20 years What message do you have for music lovers? I wish I was deaf If America could do to the Russians what Mr. Benny does to the violin poof there goes the iron curtain Well professor LeBlanc perhaps is because mr. Benny's violin is of an inferior grade Oh, no, no, no, no mr. Benny's violinist precious and rare. I saw the name inside of it Oh, what did it say strata various? No the pep boys many more and Jack That was wonderful Mel, but I wonder if the folks know that you also play that strong silent Mexican fellow on the Benny show Isn't that right, Senor? She I saw your girlfriend senorita estra leader and she's very cute But you're always fighting with her what's the trouble? pop Why what does he do when you're making love to her? Beep Well, what does estra leader's father got that bothers you that? Look, why don't you fight back? What's the matter with you poop? You do such a variety of voices I wonder how it would sound if your characters met up with my characters. Hey, why don't we try it? Let's now introduce Bugs Bunny to his German girlfriend. Hassan Pfeffer Bunny What's up dog What's up, doc You're a pretty bunny. Hey, you're a honey bunny Yeah, I'm down there Dorton You're cute and hey you smell good, too. Hey, what are you wearing, honey 20 carrots? I like you Bugs And I could go for you sweetie say How would you like me to give you a fur coat? Oh, that's good. Where did you get the fur coat? My uncle was run over this morning Hey, wait a minute doctor more. I look at you the more. I'm sure you're not a genuine rabbit Oh, how's that? Well, your ears are short and your eyes aren't pink and your teeth aren't sharp and your cotton tail is silk and that's right run from geschälthaft all geschöntereinob Yeah, what does that mean? I was made in Japan Oh, Dennis, could you imagine what would happen if Woody Woodpecker met up with Jimmy der Abbey? No, Mel. I have no idea. So let's show the folks and find out, huh? All right Hey, you woody. Oh, hello Jimmy say let's rub noses, huh? All right pal Jimmy I give up you win naturally Woody you just got a pick, but I got a bushel Among Mel's other accomplishments are some fine kitty records made for capital one of the bestsellers of all time is His recording of Warner Brothers cartoons. I thought I taught a putty tat Mel I'm sure the folks would love to hear you sing it now. How about it? Huh? Well, fine Here it is for all the kids and putty tats listening in I am a little tiny bird my name is Tweety Pie. I live inside my birthday The hanging way up high I like to swing up on my purse and sing my little song But there's a cat who's after me and won't with me or won't I thought I taught a putty Tata tweeping up on me. I did. I thought a putty tat a queen as he could be I am that great big battle capsule vaster is my name. I only have one name in life That is very plain. I want you to catch that little bird and eat him right away But just as I get close to him, this is what he'll say. I thought I taught a putty tat a queen up on me You bet he taught a putty tat a putty tat of me I thought I taught a putty tat a tweeping up on me. I did. I thought a putty tat a queen as he could be Don't put your hands back in your pockets yet ladies and gentlemen because here comes Patty Andrews No matter in the fair with mom Trisha be jaddling when you sang that song your voice was as clear as the lakes of Killarney as beautiful as sunrise and Dublin and as shimmering as the moonlight on Galway Bay So tell me how are things in Glockamora? Well, if you really want to know Patty, I've got a short wave radio right here Let's tune in on Balacadere in Coney Meo and find out right now The top of the morning to y'all this is Mac NBC the McNamara Broadcasting Company bringing you such outstanding programs as one man's shillily life can be jabbers just playing Pat O'Brien The green button show The green skeleton show Green for a day and the most popular soap opera in Ireland How white was my valley? How white was my valley? What do you say in your spalpeen? This is Ireland Oh, I thought you said Iceland We start our broadcasting day with a great crime program or dragnet Or dragnet is brought to you by McNamara's nightsticks The nightstick with more bulk to the oaks And no, oh dragnet My name is Sergeant O'Frighty, my partner is O'smith We're O'Cops, this is the O city Oh Sergeant O'Frighty, oh what shall I do? My husband was just shot with a revolver, stabbed with a dagger and poisoned with arsenic Oh, what shall I do? Burry him And now the McNamara Broadcasting Company takes pleasure in presenting All Dr. Malone Brought to you by McNamara's Toothpaste Now here is a testimonial from McNamara's Toothpaste by a satisfied user My name is Patrick Liberacci I've been using McNamara's toothpaste exclusively for 10 years And I can honestly say But thanks to McNamara's Toothpaste My piano has the whitest ivories than county car For another lovable episode in the life of lovable old Dr. Malone Hello old Dr. Malone Hello nurse Patricia And how do you feel today old Dr. Malone? Old Those poor old hands of yours look so tired Oh they are tired I can hardly lift them anymore This morning I had to perform a ton selectomy with me fees Oh I noticed when you took your shoes off you were wearing rubber gloves instead of socks Calling old Dr. Malone Go to surgery and remove patients appendix, liver, stomach, kidney, lungs and ribs That is all Old old Dr. Malone an operation like that will be very exhausting for you Yes but it will take a lot more out of the patient Well I must be going to surgery Miss Patricia please help me to stand up Yes doctor There you are old Dr. Malone You're standing up now Yes he does it Now face me towards surgery and push me a little Take it slowly old Dr. Malone Remember you're not as young as you were when you were young Dr. Malone Old Dr. Malone Calling old Dr. Malone Never mind going to surgery the patient couldn't wait That is all And now it's time to play you bet you're so lilly And it's now your favorite quiz master Grouch Oh Marks You bet you're so lilly is sponsored by the McNamara hat company Now remember every McNamara hat comes equipped with McNamara's band And now here he is Grouch Oh Marks That's me folks before we start the program I want to tell you the home audience the secret word for tonight the secret word is Oy vey Be chambers aren't we Jeffery so Mr. Oh Marks our first contestant is Mr. Melvin Blank He's a cab driver from Brooklyn Oh good evening Mr. Blank from Brooklyn now you know Well tell me what made you leave Brooklyn to visit the old sod Oh oh well this may sound funny but I wanted to see Ireland before I die Well that's a good time to see it it's nothing afterwards So you drive a cab Mr. Blank I understand American cab drivers do pretty well Oh I knocked on about 80 a week No maybe that's a handsome salary Salary nothing I'm talking about pedestrians How are you married Mr. Blank Oh yeah me and Meudel have been married for 18 years she's my wife Well congratulations 18 years is a long time are you still romantic now Yeah and if Meudel ever finds out she'll break my neck I say well though well all right Mr. Blank here's your first question Who is buried in Grant's tomb Well if it ain't Leo Torosha they got the wrong guy I'm sorry that's incorrect I'd give you one more chance What is the richest country in the world Gee I don't know The answer is Ireland because its capital is always Dublin Oh grouch you're still the greatest witch Here comes the next contestant Mr. Omar And while she's on the way to the moik I want her to remind the audience at home That the secret word is still oi vei Good evening Mr. Omarx My name is Rafferty Rafferty Hulehan Dulehan Gaffio Daffio Kelly O'Toole Smith You're a pretty Carlin tell me are you married No I'm afraid I'm going to wind up an old maid Sounds like fun why don't we go out and wind one up together Oh marx you're Irish witch a second order to that of Pinky Lee Now here is your first question Ms. Rafferty Rafferty Hulehan Dulehan Gaffio Daffio Kelly O'Toole who is buried in Grant's tomb The great Irish tenor John McCormack Great Oh you're a daughter after me own heart You have won ten silver chilele's and now for the jackpot question What is the color of orange juice Green Absolutely correct Oh you're a smart one there me pretty Carlin You have won ten thousand dollars or two tickets to a Barry Fitzgerald movie And now for the number one song in the McNamara hit parade Patty McNamara and Dennis McNamara singing it's the Irish in me When I dance I can charm every heart with a wink or a glance They'll be witched from the start and it isn't for nothing they say The boys call me Kathleen the Vorny no share When I please I can tease like an M for an L and me I desire as blue as Killarney itself was me poor father's gift don't you see When they planted the Irish in me Oh Kathleen the Vorny no share what a day oh Dennis When I walk when I talk it's the Irish in me makes me walk makes me talk with a difference you see And it's surely all there in to blame For Michael or Mali McNulty or Larry Fitzpatrick or Riley's me name When I smile can he poor and I don't know what else it could be or it must be the Irish But God I Dennis you're a boy after me own heart it must be the Irish Uh you're a girl after me heart It must be Now before the McNamara Broadcasting Company signs off we would like you to meet the man who has been responsible for bringing all these wonderful programs right into your very home Mr. McNamara himself. Mr. McNamara you've heard the programs listen to the music tell us what do you think. I vey. Mr. McNamara you've just said the secret word in your praises All right through Brooklyn in my taxi cab Ah Brooklyn I've always wanted to see Brooklyn before I died Well if you ride in my cab that's just about when you'll say it And so we come to the close of another day of broadcasting before the McNamara Broadcasting Company signs off our national anthem Oh my name is McNamara I'm the leader of the band Although a few are numbers we're the finest in the land We play at wakes and weddings and at every fancy ball And when we play in a funeral so we play the march from Saul Hall the drums go bang And the cymbals bang on the horns they play the way The curtsy pumps the old bassoon while I the pipes to play Tennessee Tennessee Tudor's the flute and the music something grand A credit to well I your Linda's McNamara's bannie Eight now we are rehearsing for a very swell affair The annual celebration all the gentry will be there Oh when Lee Mitinger to Island came he took me by the hand And hey I never saw the lights on McNamara's band Oh the drums go bang and the cymbals bang on the horns they play the way The curtsy pumps the old bassoon while I the pipes to play Tennessee Tennessee Tudor's the flute and the music something grand A credit to well I your Linda's McNamara's bannie My name is Uncle Yield you sent from Sweden I have come To play but McNamara's band and beat the big bass drum And when they march along to street the ladies tank them grand They shout there's Uncle Yield you're playing with an Irish band Oh the drums go bang and the cymbals bang on the horns they play the way The curtsy pumps the old bassoon while I the pipes to play Tennessee Tennessee Tudor's the flute and the music something grand A credit to well I your Linda's McNamara's bannie Sure as the grandest was one of my vocation in life And if anyone here doesn't agree with me Just to be sociable I'll fight the best man in the house I'm not long for this world Oh a credit to well I your Linda's McNamara's bannie Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen That's it for tonight don't forget to tune in next week when our guests will be Anna Maria Alberghetti and the one and only Phil Harris Join us then won't you? This is Patty Dublin Knight Andrews And Mel Brooklyn Knight Blank And Dennis Dazing Every song that I sing And I hope I can bring you a smile So long everyone and God bless you This day's show is written by Irving Taylor and Allen Wood Produced and directed by Fred Levin This is Jimmy Wallington speaking Inviting you to join us next week for the Dennis Day show Tonight the country is known by its people What people think of your country depends on you This is the United States Armed Forces Radio and Television Service