 What are you doing I Want to be a toothbrush for Halloween Why are you laughing? You think this is funny Are you scrolling like you look at me? toothbrush Come this way psych we're going this way Behold beach I'm gonna be a toothbrush. Hey, what's up you guys welcome back to my channel Where I can't put on a strip lash because my lashes are too permed and it's too curly can't get them in there There were many a days when I was younger for Halloween I love to partake in the half nakedness and the cute shit But like nowadays I'm like a 32 year old lady My favorite thing to do at Halloween is to sit my ass outside and hand out candy And my favorite material to work with is foam because it really gives you that like I'm in a costume look a couple years ago. I was Alliance mane so I cut out a piece of foam like the shape of mane and drew a lion's face on It was not a big hit. No one understood what it was It was the state of Maine. I drew all the cities To like 10 year olds nobody knows that I was upset and hurt I've also always wanted to be a toothbrush. I don't know why I just want to be a toothbrush I just feel like it's the perfect costume It's like just mundane enough to be like Yes, and I want something this year that the kids are gonna understand and at least appreciate You know what I'm saying where I want the bristles is completely around my face I don't want the toothbrush head to be up here or down here I want it to be my face. So I'm gonna be in the bristles Then the body's gonna be out of foam, which is where I'm all black So I'm gonna do like a thin strip sort of shape like a toothbrush, hopefully But the bristles of the toothbrush I went through a couple of ideas. Maybe pipe cleaners. I don't know what's gonna work What's gonna stay out straight. So what I landed on was straws Now I know that straws can be a little problematic, but don't worry. They're not going into the ocean in the garbage They're going onto my face. So that's my plan Welcome to me making my halloween costumes so that I can entertain the children when they come trick-or-treating And they'll go trick-or-treat and I go trick Beach and then I do something real messed up, you know Whatever happened to the trick part of trick-or-treat. I'm gonna need that marker Do you want to be a toothbrush too? Oh You upset everyone But I need the head to be pretty wide like how wide do you think the toothbrush heads should be will you sketch me Sketch me like one of your french boys Wait, wait, wait. I want to be a big toothbrush a really big one with good bristles like that Yes Oh no, it's too thick with two C's. Okay. This is gonna take me so long Really? Yeah, it's gonna be a nice forum workout. You're gonna be jacked by the end of this I'm already jacked. Oh What does it look like my dream it's like too long So we're gonna fix it because it's a little too big for me But I like the shape and I think that it's nice this makeup splotch. Um, that's where my chin is Do you think that that's good? I'm short as hell, huh? You ain't that short beach. I'm short beach. It looks like a spatula Let's cut a face hole So the trick with foam and face holes is that you should always cut it too small And then you jam your head through it, you know what I mean? It should be like the size of your face not your head and then you go like that. Good. My face was here Yeah, that looks perfect. Yeah. Yeah, this is my chin I call it toothbrush by jinn Give me that Julie Amazing Are you creating a sad portrait of a middle-aged lady in her home alone making herself a toothbrush costume? How dare you? This is thick foam that I got you can do it with much thinner foam than this But I wanted the straws to have a good base to stick out from you know That was my logic and I have flawless logic as of her go Oh my god, you did it throw me a pitch Oh It's gonna need to be a little bigger It's gonna take off my eyebrows. I need to be a little bigger. That's like the size of kermit's face Wow, what a nice boy. How do you feel different better peach? You don't put your face in here Come on. We live in an adult home with the table is for dogs peachy. Come snoot. Give me a snoot. Good What are you gonna be for real for halloween though julian without mustache on that butt? What are you gonna be? Oh, what's up? Did you just come close to my love so that you could cough into it? Don't make dad noises into my mic Honestly, oh Wait are you passing out take it off you and your long ass face Are you calling me a horse? It's too tight around my face and I can't Open or close my mouth This is not what I envisioned when I wanted to be a toothbrush It hurts my face just a little a little looser. We're almost there. Hello. Do you care care about my things? It looks great. Thank you. You're almost there. Congrats Thank you. This isn't what I had envisioned. Oh my god, this shot is magical. Yes, honey work Stop recording me struggling record me winning How's that I feel like I have full function of my face look I could put my ears out Is that better or worse? Are you ready to do some bristles? I'm gonna use this piece of scrap foam My idea was to cut like a hole in the foam and then take like a good size portion of the straws Take a rebair band. Let me go like this That looks good. Yeah, does that look like a toothbrush? It does actually It really does you pick out every spot you want over there to have bristles I want like mark them tons. I want tons of bristles I want to be the bristliest brush you've ever seen so there should be like One two three four up top you think I think it should be Rosa four So we've marked off I think Where my bristles are gonna go and then we're gonna start getting the straws ready to jam them in there I'm gathering all my bunches of toothbrush bristles We're also trying to do a mathematical problem about how many bunches of straws I have and how many I need to go in the holes. It's a lot of math So I just stopped doing it. I'm excited I think I'm gonna look really cute and if I don't I'm gonna be pissed and for those of you that think this is stupid Whatever there's leave me alone. God. What do you care about my toothbrush? I'm gonna put on my toothbrush costume and then when I'm done, I will show you You have to turn around though. Okay. Don't look. Are you ready? Oh I'm a toothbrush Do you like it? Thank you How does it feel really good? I could dance in it, you know, like hang out. Have a good time Do I look like a toothbrush from the back? Yeah, you do Wow, thank you beach. Who wants to brush their fucking teeth? Do you want to brush your teeth? Come here Hi beachy It's me your mommy Hang my ball Who's ready for a triple brush? I'm flossing but I'm brushing What do you think Trillion? I think you achieved your life dream today Oh Well, if anyone out there wants to be a toothbrush desperately, this is how you make it I think it's really fun and then next week. We're gonna dress up the doggies in costumes for halloween, but Now for the first time ever. I have my costume first They always get theirs first and I said no more hell. Yeah, no more telling life. No more Me first wait, can I try it on? I knew you were gonna be jealous you little jealous you jealous you jealous Oh my god, it looks good on everyone. It's beautiful. Oh What am I? Toothbrush I'm a toothbrush cowboy. Okay. You know what? No, I'm really pleased because I said I wanted to be a toothbrush for halloween And here we are a shining example of chasing your dreams every day Thank you. I try to do my best like life is short But also like terribly and is sufferedly long at the same time Be a toothbrush. True words have never been spoken from a toothbrush I hope you enjoyed this and also gives you some ideas to make your halloween costume You need a brush or teeth Give me that mouth Give me your mouth Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on a new video every Wednesday slash Thursday. You're waiting for me. I'll see you guys next week Subscribe