 Tatsama ano, mene mwene mwengeleshe But meanwhile you how are you and what is your name so I can also tell you sasa Mambo, peresupoi, did you just wake up? Good morning to you, tell me how you waken was Tell me how you feeling about the show We have a couple of minutes till we wrap this up But meanwhile, nasatu kwa mbe tu yamwishu Ok, say amwishu, but asatu kwa mbe dena 2-5 on Facebook at 2-5 on Twitter Hashtag is why in the morning Or you can do like you, not more textitu Our SMS line is 2-0-1-5-4 Start with y-2-5-4 Thank you so very much Sir K. Alex For your amazing conversation with youth and politics To make wapiana health Nasashu na man is in a man crush Monday Today's topic is Only in Kenya Only in ke? Only in ke And I will be start that shortly But meanwhile, sati mene na watu hi How are you? Babarizu na kabizu Meme mumbia na kabo Have you told her she looks nice It's only in Kenya where the girl Another girl first compliment you kabila And now I'm complimenting Why? Why now? Just a change me Kwele am mumbia na kabo atu hendele Ok, now what's your name? Good morning, my name is Brian Karani I'm from Munken University You confirm me on social media All platforms at Brian Karani Thank you And Kween? Ok, I'm Barizu Ndeda And my social media platform It's Ms. Underscore Barizu Yes And sir? Jazoia kuitu wasa? Radha By this jazoia yimana eno But anyway Timothee Oko I'm a student at Multimedia University Social Media Hallows I'm Facebook Timothee Oko I'm Twitter Timothee How do you spell Timothee? T-W-E-M-O-H Buna sika wei dat? Kuna Timo mwingine Aha, aha, I see Timo ni wengisa na so I chose to be unique Only in Kenya do we have stereotypes For certain types of names Kevo, Barayo, Karo Wa no mizwa, kwa ni Karol kufangani ni? Wali kusia wa pima? I don't think it's name Ineza fanyamutaku ena certain characters But it depends That most people who are called Kevo, Bryan And those kinds of names Karo Most are nineties Nineties baby So in majority of people Like wali ne matu Like kina Kevo eni So a certain group of people Ula na itwa Samuel But kuna karakutaza Kevo So it doesn't depend That it's a name thing Kuna Samuel fulani a chance Of pig and doro Relax, relax Me personally I think Apoko a Bryan a Kevo Most of the guys when I nandangizi ma bash, ma cool kid Nima player Wengi one itwanga Bryan a Kevo But for me I think that's also a stereotype Kus I know a good Kevo They're good Kevos I heard the only good Kevos are Kevin How is he to Kevo? Yes, I'm Kevin Alisa he to Kevo Natu na jofu Kebuda Ati the worst Woi woke kujo tete Tell me, Bryan Okay, a chani tete Now I'm Bryan You say sa apatumonia wa sana But when itwa me say ma Majina Bryan a Kevin They are also English names And this name those Africans To mezijua after independence Meaning they were Mostly most of the guys Who called those names Ni wa pa 90s 80s So you can't expect we have more people Called the same name That means many things will be associated With those people So me mi, si na atia Kwa za mi mi mi ni Bryan Niza tete actually I'm a really good Bryan And now mezwa na history Uyu Bryan a dya mi pigasuti Baha na na Kevo Mali So mose a kukuwa na chesa Ukuwa kukuwa Jumbo na tunasawengi ma mose Aya mose piya na kukuwe mi I did not know Lakini ni mkuna ma uchungu Fula ni silewe Juzi kuli kwa na storingi na pukuwa There was a student From Olympique Nali kwa na rasta Akamba toke shule ma nyo Sasi wali suyo shule So now according to the court of law It's allowed Niza kwa na rasta Because rasta is a recognized religion Only in Kenya Can no one stop rege No body can stop rege Ni in only in Kenya Mani I hope you have a stroke Ni Ni mi nadani Uwe katu rege apasai Kusimu Stop Talk to me for a reason About that issue I think religion is very vital And it's very personal thing So Ku nyo wa Ukuwa na rasta uchungu na yo I don't think it affects anything So I think the court will And Kili amtwa kwa na Freedom macha muslimu na faku By job and everything So it's a good thing Only in Kenya Datu neza stukio me kwa wana kula mboa Man say For the past 3 months Mekula samosa ya paka Only in Kenya Only in Kenya you'll find that We have a general name for a certain product No matter how different they are Uke enda spama ketoma kwa duka Awe tisha ngi sabuningine Omo Ute itisha area Ute itisha Mama parcel Everything is omo Kili amtza zia na jo ni Uke enda kununuwa Spread for the bread Blue band Kila kitu Iwa ni prestige Iwa ni geni Only in Kenya We have that general name For every product Nasa buni ni geisha Ida si dito Wo wo wo And when they dropping here Okay let's branch away from that a little bit We have a couple of slides prepared for you And we'll go through them in a bit But meanwhile you tell me Why? That there's some things that only happen in As in un neza tupata Only in Kenya At Y244 Facebook At Y254 channel on Twitter Hashtag is white in the morning Or you can use 2-0 1-5-4 again 2-0 1-5-4 is the text sign So with Y254 What else can we find in Kenya? Okay Only in Kenya If they are very Maybe for example in a class There are very many beautiful girls They are doing a useless course Which I disagree Ati maybe You know like ingenious Ati apu kuna Uste na kuna surangumu So I don't understand What is surangumu About that Actualy atu kenda garaj Nupata dey mameva overall What is it assumed Maka kwe surapasono Una jwa yu kazi unafanya Ningumu Ha mimi wanyi Una nani warembo sana Yu kazi unafanya Kazi agaraj maze People wanna donate too Yola zma yu kwe surapasono Yu wiki wana Uki kwa mrembo Unafanya Unafanya Ino mizagari Ino mizanini Ino mizanini Sada tu seme wrenchi kwa Ngukiye Uka tike uku Uka tike uku So no tacha kwa msupa So Not all female engineers are ugly My choice My choice but nashkaki chwa Nani ma nimaliza pagovo What else can we find in Kenya? Only in Kenya where Utu na kpachadireksyon Anakame okifikapu kama mamboga Kujanayo Mamboga mabaraba Ato juwi Yuki banda So mone yuki banda tu kujanayo Amo wende tu Ati pigeivi kona Alafu wende left Alafu terimke Terimke terimke Alafu mefika But I make sense These are the directions I make sense kwa doki ambiwa Shikapu kwa choya kanjo Tu terimke nani Nika janoli paktiwa Direction smile Nikiama but it happens Ah ok So my Abo and very willing team Has already set up everything Real nice and I was hoping to start with the videos Yay We have a couple of videos Of the things that happen Only in Kenya And please correct me If I am wrong Number one We have a picture Of a clumped situation But muna klumpa jam koko Guys How How are you clumping koko? Teni What is the problem? Only in Kenya Nalo bridge ahead Mia rani mongeza bridge Nalo bridge ahead Kuka tutasima niwa api Tuna jua Tuna jua Tuna jua Kanya nge story My personal favorite Aya orawu yu Aya mone ni do karao Fadali maisha Fadali maisha Gari bedel Aya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Oh my goodness Wakamba tukuna meeting Tukuna meeting after this Only in Kenya do people pose On the lami Nini ni aki Wakamba tukuna Hakaisbana Nini ni awe Ingenias Me kusiawe Awe ingenias Ingenias o Kenya What's happening over there? Izoni bentizita zage Woa Choga habi sura Langara Dohigi daon lid Kaja woa woa woa Po po po po po po po Ata mafuli mehenda Woa Nani imagine o madyali toan bao Woa naku na wajali, heo na wajali na nihasa, na siya tiyo hengi na otakataku, panda, jiy also hengi? hengi na meyanguka hengi ni keknya, hotabizina ni wajali zamsang Samzang My personal favorite, another one U nambia vizuri kupetrolim zime simu But anata kaw lipa na empesa How now? Alot, nomba sere kali tu sede kwele waba So is the lipa na empesa for the off phone Ayagethu atu agethu atu kuna meeting Aya Apo kwa rounda atu 1 2 1 2 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 1 2 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9 10 11 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 19 20 21 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 27 28 29 30 30 30 21 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 27 27 27 27 27 We are on the situation, do you know what the situation is? The situation is only in Kenya. Only in Kenya. What else happens only in Kenya? Okay, like only in Kenya. Umenda kwa doctor, you have to be treated. Umenda kwa like don't do this, do this. I love the only thing we would tell Lisa. I love the doctor to ask Lisa any question. We are on the situation, do this. We are on the situation, do this. We are on the situation, do this. We are on the situation, do this. We are on the situation, do this. Only in Kenya. Right? It's only in Kenya, in a family, we talk to Baba. And then the father says, Baba, I'm talking to baby. I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. I can't think of Baba. I can't think of Baba. I can't think of Baba. Baba is the first baby. I'm not sure if Baba is the first baby. I'm not sure if Baba is the first baby. Nga bebe. Onda kai tuweji sasa? Haa natpe ma. Na jwa mla skia nga boa. Sasa skia Braio. Umeji tatena. Braio anda kuitwa zadzi. It's a zari, it's a zari. Onda kuitwa zari. It makes sense. Where's he bebe? Lekin na jabadu ki u kitu uta iti katu. What else happens in Kenya? Only in Kenya. Kuna video flan ni mo na apu ati watu wa kipuesha chai. Umepe wa chai na chai ni motu. Na ajuwi kukusema natu kakitu wa kipuesha chai. Excuse me, can you give me something to... Shwa, shwa, shwa. ...the tea? Only in Kenya su oge na, na sauti. But then you, you, you, you kitu. You kiti wa kuswa, shwa, shwa chai. Na itu wa gaji. In English. To make the tea cold. To control the temperature. Shwa, shwa, shwa. Imagine sku moju bebo na mzumu, alafu unata kusukiya maili. How do you tell him, I want to drop somewhere, I want to fall somewhere. Tomo mbe aju. Shusa. Ula gaga gari apu jubu. Ula gaga gari apu jubu, mbe awekia apu kasteji. Only in Kenya, kwingia kwa matu ni kubembe lezu. Madam, so you come ten devi aki. I think, I think, I think, I think you, you, you. Your story of March, to me it's a serious issue. Not nice. Ume toka kwenyumba ya ako, at around, ume toka kwenyumba 8, muna kwaeta uba 8, 3. Ume fika kwa stage, ume pata mati na jazz, lakini wewe, wuna kujunas pama kwa stage, wuna kwa je doanda kubembe lezu ndo kwingia. Like, every time sana, ati ya na kwa mbiya. You, you, yourself ushaji, ube set mind ya ako, ati wuna enda nini. Uprendatao. Afo kipata gariya kwenatao, barunda kusmama wungoje garingi na. Mm hmm. And the more weird part niti, kwa gariya kipanda matatu, kama kuna ikutori, atwezangi, eniton liapen zin kenya, ya sabu ya matatu. Shka imbahu, ni pewa. Ya. Ata saywa, ni pe, ni pe 15, ni ku pe fatia, lafu mini na kupe imbahu, mini na kupe akumi. Lafu. Lafu anawa pe 100, bwungo wana sijuwata 20 in kishuka. Namjuwa ni? Mazi! Namazimu eki lamtu ane neli, ni ni ni ni ni ni ni. Only in, in, in, in Kenya, makanga neza kwanbiya anything out of, like, kususike, checki madamsi usu ingi apa? O ringe. Weh, kwen, da ukuatom, mewa yu, yu bandana ndi o 4-head siyangu ke. Ati, ati ama wewe utaza, makanga na utafani wei vp, ahne. Why are you like this? Why are you like this? we can not do anything only in Kenya we can not do anything We can not go to places and meet people and say, we are doing nothing You go we can't say, she doesn't even care because we don't know what to do only in Kenya we cannot find them We can't find them we are not finding them We don't know what to do Muya a ma chapo za kukwe. Chapo gadizo? Kuna tofutia? Ando maze matiki na come through ma ali? Kuna tofutia isi ddhava, Luhya na kini sendingine. Dei si na ya ugali. Togai tokeji yu kuwa Luhya na kuwa ikipuwe into Foutin Saraje. Tokeji di kidogo saraja waka our friends in West丹. Hai, we have another list. Yey only in Kenya. 1. Ukali means better or harsh but to aluya it is food Federa is a terrorist player but to kikuyu it's a flag Federa Hell is a letter in the alphabet but to akamba it's a place where sinners go You go to hell I Hell Ya ya ya ya Nice 4. Choice is not only an option to aluya it is a girl's name Choice Oh joy Joy Okay 1. Boon is a male species of a cow but to kalengins it is a place where people go swimming Mnenda kwa swimming boon 6. Asak is a baggis for luggage but to our lual pals it is a sea animal with sharp tip Asak Asak Hiyun dai is a car model but to kambas it is what happens when you take poison Hiyun dai Oh Waka matikora biti gaftadi Sota nisheng means broke but to luyas it is a beverage Nipe sota paridi Kumbe luyas are the one who are ruling us here in Kenya Oh ya oh ya oh ya Only in Kenya Hashtag is white in the morning What else happens only in Kenya? Okay only in Kenya We keep under words We pay like a thousand rubles when the fare is 70 Hey the heart beat My friends Alafu konda asu ke Adya nende a change Una hende a happy Una imim Alafu Saka jama kasa mawe Buu da ebu nipatie change yangu saye Minkona vitu zingineza kufkiriya Stashina pati na jikumbusha change Let us not disturb each other But nini nini wa utfa nia evo The same way nende angam kikam In Kenya nende even kikam Ati where are you going? Nende vitu naka Where is that? That is not a place It's only Kachantak figiya Kachantak figiya And we are like Sisa itu na mingi It doesn't make sense It's only in Kenya we have a match We stick quotes Kaku na moja niliyona ati Kama uta kiku kanyuma Bebe yuki tukulete ukumbele Ah yeah Ah yeah Okay so that means as a judge Kijaz watu nanzangu kwen na nyuma Yama bebe yuki tukulete ukumbele Kuna higini piya nikiwa na ati Sifia hii me panda Nibiyo me sota Woi Woi So we have a couple of messages I have the only general I follow Texting me I say thank you for watching Only in Kenya mademu panda Uba waki nda kwenyumba But usha gwa na panda Buki nga What is our problem Only in Kenya Ati Kate ata kwa Chipo Lucy ata kwa Tanga Tanga Mary ata kwa kele Grace ata kwa Bibi Eki e Bibi Bora Ingyane Bibi Ay Mazi Hafulu Only in Kenya I see you I see you What else happens only in Kenya It's only in Kenya What else happens only in Kutafuta The complete opposite Uta ngo je me zitan Uta ngo je dujoke Amazileza kwenda intervila funaskia I'll call you Or we'll call you Amo you have that rich uncle Nga kwenya nga Uki ma liza shule iwi Just give me your CV Ma liza I'm always ata sama to wait I'm busy I'm very busy So there's no job for me It's just like I don't know Only in Kenya Machali wana salimi yangana matusi Why though? Amam kizu Najaribu kwa mbianam na kapua Ebro Nga pa mbimba kwa apa Why isi kwa tu ebro na kapua Kuna Shati Fiti About men complimenting each other It's Ni kwa kwa mbiamonu me good night Ni diribu kwa kwa mbiamonu me good night You don't just do that We don't do that here Personally, I cannot tell a man good night Nga kwenbe tu lalisting gozao Tia mola leve niwa wana toa kwa Vili luku me panga kulala Exactly Uneza mombiwa good night Tia mone ni job ananda sayo Kwa kilia kia jaja plan kula lewa kati Lafna mombiwa po good night na kere rea ko Na de Tia mola leve niwa Mwana mbiamonu me good night Lafna kilia kwenwa kwa mbiamonu me good night Uneza mombiwa kwa mbiamonu me good night Only in Kenya where girls can dance anyhow Lili luktu nneza rumposiana Tufa jefa ni nini tu shkane Mbiamonu me kwa make two eye contract Buddha Uneza mombiwa kwa mbiamonu me good night Chizu chini Nini Mwana mwezi dance mi gwa pamoja How? Ati how? Men's conference atu kufonza evo We skipped that script I'm so proud of my Sagar brothers I'm so proud of my Sagar brothers Nini me leak information na Nini me hata Rudia Rudia Nini li kwa deepu 30 Nini kwa naseyema Braio Braio Braio Yesu ni buana bro Niskwaage Men Yesu ni buana Only in Kenya have men stuck to that men's conference thing Mbiamonu me kwa mbiamonu me kwa Nini li kwa kishinu atu kwa unge Men's conference I don't know who taught you But consistency is very impressive So I'm very impressed We are not commenting on that until our lawyers are here We are not speaking We won't speak anything about men's conference In fact we are not even mentioning men's conference again Only in Kenya I address to all Who have a poor Who have a poor I say who is in that place? I'm in a place Who is in that place? But I don't know who I am in Kenya Because I don't know who is the first thing I say 4 maze But it's them So it's becoming too much When you come to Mamboga It takes 30 minutes to pack your make up So when do you come to Mamboga? I don't know She just said self-love is important But for men There must be a reason behind it When you come to Mamboga And you have to take time to shower Go to the mirror And say how do you know who your mama is? Only in Kenya When your personal hygiene is important As a man don't know who your mama is Only in Kenya That is concerning a little bit Okay Only in Kenya There are some boys who can't carry an umbrella Maze I'm that guy Why now? I cannot carry an umbrella Why? I don't know why Who is in that jacket? You can't carry an umbrella She says baby umbrella Why? I don't know baby umbrella Mama is in that jacket How do you feel in recent love? If you don't have to carry an umbrella And you have to carry an umbrella And you have to take a shower I don't know I'm sorry but only in Kenya And this is from our Shora Kiki Only in Kenya someone knocks on the door And tells me I'm in love And I say, me me Ajee, what are these? I see a couple of Facebook messages So, over here, and then we start with a man, James says. Ha ha ha ha ha wa. H certainly, tifu. Jaron Farma says, I see you Terry Odiyango says. U me lock melango, but you still confirm. Come it's locked. Kwenzata gari, una log gari, bato nenda alafu una fungo azote tene Just to make sure it's really locked, de kuja ji, uja ninini And there are a couple more, just remember Y254 on Facebook Y254 channel on Twitter hashtag is Y in the morning We have another one from Chayawageni Only in Kenya that the handles on Facebook are this late At Chayawageni Ule kiji kwa Jela Ati unenda kubai kiti kwa shop alafu Ukempiwa ni baiflani una ulazatena ati ni donga pi E kukonfam, are you sure? That's what you want to tell me, the prices Ham jambo apu studio, had to jambo a manjain Mam bagi tu kovyema mambo shwari Oni in Kenya unesa ulaza swali Mta ku jibu nama swali zingine kaza Okay, Tim Mbwaga says Oni in Kenya penyo ki pandamati Sits zakaribu Naderu nalipo double yawale sits Wakuza nyuma haia Watuwa otisi ebu testimonia Adimi loki nguri wama gumu By the way kama wewe I wish you Kenya then you know nothing It's true Muz the zenga Oni in Kenya wey young person is called Babu wey no And I know Poso is called kijana wama loa It's the same as baby Babu wey Wey wey wey I see you so please do keep your comments coming I'm feeling like it's almost time Why do we have so much fun then Time flies like this Zamo nisho zechne Oni in Kenya It's only in Kenya wey You'll find mama kukichen Anapika Alafuku sit in room You are just watching or reading Anakuita all the way from the kitchen To the sitting room Na kukichen Na kukichen Kwanza pukwa remote Mama nga kwa rani Nivizuri kuzaa kia Neneza kuita to ne It's okay mama Only in Kenya wey Muki pika cha pukwa Wendinja kuchaya za Aje Aje Nando mabesisa kwa skulizia Muna pika cha pukwa kwa dujuwa naka kudua So aki pika cha pukwa naka home Oh my gosh Okay only in Kenya In December all Nairobiens Laji mawamiya ocha Kwenda kupika selfi na nga umbe Na daari Ash Ati only in Kenya Mr. Kikwata aja wanyem Nenda nga ocha all the time Kido goto muna skia tuha rufuia holiday Tuna juwa Tuna juwa at wasemi Ati only in Kenya Beya Samaki amanguwa nimbili Ati miyambili lakini 180 misho Ata before you bagen Hei ani ati miyambili Miyambili lakini misho di 180 Ata ujahanzaku bagen Only in Kenya Only in Kenya unawetidropesa kwa ATM Alafu na count na una check kama ni fake Lakini wey wey We went to me message Hei ukuni utebi ute ya kuna ATM Na pesa zoto Nanda kufalafaja ebi Kuna miyambili lakini Ati Uli umutuwa miyambili Uli umutuwa miyambili Naya nikotu kwa Naya nikotu kwa Ok, but guys look it up in a Pena Bouncy It's very nice Yeah, it's very lit to be in there All right, so kuna zingine Namna nipenda lai Only in Kenya Fulu, sawa ni mesumengine Thank you Thank you In Kenya ati kalenjin Akupe bowl na Ruki Na Ruki yo story Ati sa tini kale Muna fanya ni umuzura kichu sa Only in Kenya ukipigwa simu Kwa chou shikangi Nambo na Personal time Kuna kwa na kale ka eco New family Anyway, it's fine Thank you so very much guys for coming through Would you like to give me a social media hand also one more time Facebook Timote Uko Instagram de Timo Twitter de Timo IG miss FB Shabarizi Just find me on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook on my full names I like the confidence of Brian Thank you for coming I hope you don't display Brian your symptoms This is the best version of Brian you'll ever get Two point off We are sorry The latest update Latest software Check it Acha wevo I see wevo Page 46 We will let you know White 54 Facebook White 254 channel Twitter hashtag is fight in the morning One more time I hope you've enjoyed the show We have another one tomorrow through Friday Keshonia Pesa Entrepreneur Tuesday We wish you an amazing day and a fantastic week ahead This is where we wait