 Hi everyone, happy Tuesday. Tuesday? Tuesday. First of the month, we've got 2022 certified football, eight box, pick your team, 14, coming at ya. Big thanks to everyone here for making it happen. We had a nice little late night rally too on the filler where we gave away the remaining teams and certified. So thanks everyone for making it happen. Patrick, you got last spot mojo before we pulled those teams for the fillers. If you have double rooftops, that means you won a spot within the pack break, the filler break itself, and then you ended up with that team, like the Steelers. So that was a nice little parlay, Brandon. All right, now you remember from the break we did last night? Mark those with Xs so you know that this is the second half of the same case. Thomas feeling something great in these boxes, something good in these boxes, you can feel it in his bones. Now Oliver, who won the Broncos in this, kind of looking for a Russell Wilson autograph. He's the oldest, dressed up as Russ for Halloween. Nice. Anyone else have kids who dress up as pro athletes? It's always a good posture. Right, did he do Russell Wilson catchphrases? Is that today? He said, knock on the door, standard trick or treat. Once you get some candy, let's ride. And then he leaves. That'd be a good bit. Just high knees, Oliver's cool. That's some good cardio there. There's Trey Lance at 275, Roger McCrary to 199, and Devonte White, seven out of 20. Oh, Oliver, I've got more of these for you too, by the way. Devonte White, seven out of 25. Packers, that'll be for Nick Martindale. And then we've got Romeo Dobbs, 146 out of 199. Piece of the jersey, another one for Nick. There's Desmond Ritter, nice. Desmond Ritter to 149. That is for Brandon, and the ATL. I think he is the only quarterback drafted, still on an active roster that has not made an appearance yet or a start yet. I think everyone else has. Calvin Austin to third, that's another one for Brandon. He got the Steelers as well. He's looking for Calvin Austin's teammate, the guy that will throw him the ball. There's Ikem Ekwonwu to 275. There's Devonte Adams to 75. Brutal game for my Raiders last week. And if they lose to Jacksonville, I don't know what's gonna happen. Someone's gonna have to get fired. Won't be Josh McDaniels. It'll be, I don't know who gets the sack. I mean, he's the offensive play caller, but maybe an offensive coordinator will be a sacrificial lamb or something like that. Maybe Patrick Graham, defensive coordinator, might be the, although it's actually not that bad. I think maybe the argument has been floated that maybe the boy genius, Josh McDaniels and Patrick Graham's schemes are too complicated for a team that's not that talented, especially on the defensive side of the ball. So maybe some simplification needs to be in effect. A lot of trades happen in the NFL. Trades don't, at least, at least this many trades hasn't really happened, at least in recent memory. What are some of the trades that jumped out at you, ladies and gentlemen? It's Hunter Renfrow to 349. Drake London to 399. I mean, the McCaffrey trades the Niners look like. That's an excellent move. Here's Trent McDuffie. Five out of 10 for Casey. That'll be for Jared, picked up the Chief straight up. Chase Claypool, right. Chase Claypool went to the Bears. That jumped out at me too, mostly because I didn't know what the point was, I guess. There's Damien Pierce to 349. Like, they strip away a lot of, two of their best pass rushers, but then they turn around and they're like, I guess weapons for Justin Fields. There's Fadarian Mathis. Justin Jefferson to 99. Vikings getting TJ Hawkinson, the rare in-division move. The Vellis Jones Jr. to 50, 19 out of 50. Nice color there. And Ink for the Bears. That'll be for Emma with Chicago. Good trade for the Steelers, says Oliver. Oh, okay, I see, I see, yeah. Got some assets back. Deontay Johnson. Speaking of Chase Claypool, there he is. And there's Skye Moore. Reach for the Skye. 300 out of 349. That is for Jared and Kansas City. All right, box two in the books. Thomas was thinking box three has the banger. Did I see where Justin Fields is undefeated this year against his classmates? There you know, like, I mean, he must have a lot of classmates that are in the NFL. There's the Sean Watson and Pierre Strong Jr. Three color patch in autograph. To 349, you can still get some nice color, even if it's out of 349. That'll be for Karen and the Patriots. Oh, his quarterback draft classmates, is that what you're saying? There's Jordan Davis to 199. Mark Andrews to 50. And TJ Watt, two color patch, three out of 30 for Brandon and the Steelers. There's Andrew Booth Jr. to 99. Snoop Conner, Snoop Doggy Dog. Yeah, he's beating Lance. Lawrence, there's Devin Duvernay. Nice, mirror signatures. 40, 40 out of 75. I'm a man, I'm 40. It's Anthony with the Ravens. They beat the Patriots, right? Didn't they beat the Pats? Matt Jones. There's Kenny Pickett, just a piece of the jersey. 30 out of 99 for Brandon and the Steelers. Kamara to 199. And Elijah Mitchell, dark horses to 199. Yeah, Lance, Lawrence, and Mack, huh. That's interesting stat. But ultimately the Bears are three and five. Box four of eight. Let's play a little game of If You Told Me. If you told me that the Seahawks would be atop the NFC West, I'd say you were crazy. Five and three, three game winning streak. They even have a positive point differential, plus 11. Not expect that. If you told me that at this season that the Falcons would be in first place in the NFC South with a four and four record, I'd say you were crazy. Maybe like get out of town. If you told me that the Vikings would be six and one on top of the NFC North with a plus 29 point differential on a five game winning streak, I'd say you were nuts. But there they are. If you told me that the NFC East would feature an undefeated team, seven and oh Eagles, a six and two Cowboys without Dak Prescott for much of the season and a six and two New York football Giants, I'd say get out of town. Well, it's a weird season, Brandon. It's Camara to 149. There's Dak Prescott to 50. Kavon Tibodeau, there's some Kenny Pickett and Derek Stingley Jr., Texans to 75. Yeah, Oliver, what would you say? Oliver is like, if you told me that the Rams had the worst office in the NFL, right, you're bananas. You need to go to the Looney bin. I would bet against that. I would bet you a steak dinner that they would not be the worst offense in the NFL at this stage of the season. Crazy. What's going on? This is why I don't play wind totals. I was telling everybody that preseason is just like we're playing wind total game. And I was like, well, I'll talk about it but I actually never play wind total. It's Chris Alaveta 349, Mark with the Saints. It's just too, I mean, I guess the NFL, it is a lot of parody in the league. Yeah, that's another good. If you told me that Russell Wilson and Tom Brady would be playing like garbage, I would say you were crazy. That you need to go into concussion protocol is what I would tell you. I'd say it was Mills for Jared and the Texans. Danny Gray, Jersey and autograph 69, nice out of 399 for the Niners, Victor. Ty Chandler to 399, Dallas Goddard to 349. How about Olive Phillip? Well, that's not as crazy. If you told me that the Eagles would be playing really well this season at the Phillies were, you know, went on a World Series run, that's not too crazy. It's Kenneth Walker to 349. A little crazy, not that crazy. Not Reims being the worst offense in the natural football league, kind of crazy. Kenneth Walker going to the Seahawks, Duane with the Seahawks, there's Stafford right there. Not Geno Smith turning back the clock. There even was a clock that he couldn't even turn back to. But him leading the NFC West, now that's crazy. Yeah, Geno Smith throwing darts. That's crazy. If you told me that at the beginning of the season, I would, David, I would laugh in your face as respectfully as possible. But I would say you were crazy, respectfully. Geno Smith has the second best, that has the best completion rating. Completion percentage, 72.7 completion percentage. It's crazy. He already has 1,900 yards on the season. That's what top 10 yardage right there. I mean, he's got, he's got, he's top five in touchdowns, 13 touchdowns. To how many interceptions, three. That's it. Wild, wild. If you told me that the Giants would be six and two. Halfway through this, this whole, this half case rate ladies and gentlemen. Let's take a look at the AFC. Is there anything crazy in the AFC? If you told, if you told me, I guess that the Raiders would be two and five. I don't know. That probably would not surprise me. But if you told me that, that the Raiders were gonna get shut out by the Saints. And that, and that Devante Adams would have like one catch. That would be, that would be crazy. I guess there's not too many. Yeah, I guess if you told me that Russell Wilson would be as bad as he has been. I'd say you were nuts. Any surprise in the AFC South? Yeah, man, Brandon saying, if you told me that Frank Wright would still be employed after a three, four and one start at a minus 28 point differential and somehow still be employed, Brandon would say you're nuts. Well, if you told me that the Bengals would look as not, I mean, they're four and four, but if you told me that the Bengals would be four and four and look as sort of as sloppy as they've looked, I'd say you were kind of crazy. If you told me that Bailey Zappie would be a hobby darling for at least a few weeks, I'd say you're crazy. But he was, might still be. Patriots, it's for Karen. And maybe the jury's still out. I think that might be a city divided. Is it a city divided? I'll just pretend it is. Yeah, the Jets, if you told me that the Jets would be five and three in second place in the AFC East, I'd say you need to get into concussion protocol. Here's Ryan Shazir, seven out of eight. It's a nice one for Brandon and the Steelers. Nice mirror signatures. Now, the Jets though, they have a tough schedule coming up. They've been looking pretty good, but they've got hosting Buffalo at New England, hosting the Bears at Minnesota, at Buffalo. That's that five game stretch right there. If they finish that stretch three and two, we'll be having another session of If You Told Me, five weeks from now, a month or so from now. We'll have another session of If You Told Me. Five weeks there, I'll be like, if you told me that the Jets are gonna go three and two in that five game stretch, I'd say get out of town. But what if they do? It's Jordan Poyer, Jared with Buffalo. Buffalo, we got EZE, there it is, nice patch. 87 out of 249, that will be for the Dolphins. That's gonna go to Anthony. Dolphins are kind of a surprise too, although maybe not if you told me. Where does that three and two come from for the Jets? I mean, you're thinking they gotta beat, they should beat the Bears, they're hosting the Bears. You gotta win, you know, one, you gotta split that Buffalo series. So if they beat Buffalo, maybe they'll lose to Buffalo, but they'll go to New England, they already lost to them. So they'll go to New England, beat them second time. They'll beat the Bears. And then I guess you got, I mean, at Minnesota, at Buffalo, both of those are pretty difficult. But if they can win one of those, that's three and two right there. I'm sure a lot of Jets fans will take three and two in that set of five. It's gonna be a lot of work though. I say their path is they're losing to Buffalo. And now that while they're hosting Buffalo, maybe they lose to, lose at Buffalo. Maybe they shock the world and they beat Buffalo. They'll go to New England, they'll beat New England. Watch, they lose to Chicago. And then, you know, maybe you beat Minnesota and you lose at Buffalo. Strange, that's not too, it's a little crazy, but. Bills at Jets, Buffalo's minus 13. Road favorites at minus 13, that's, I think I'm actually, if forced to choose, I would, I don't know if this would be one of my picks, but forced to choose, I would take the, I would take a flyer on the Jets plus 13. Does Claypool do anything with the Bears? Yeah, Oliver's saying no. What does everyone else think? I don't really think so. Not this year anyway. I've got a lot of, I've just got too many different problems on that team. There's David Bell to 399. That'll be for the Browns. Patrick Davis, last one Mojo. Is that what Chris Bourbon's pick was? His Super Bowl pick was Bill's Niners? That could happen. And what a, what a move, getting Christian McCaffrey. There's Ray Guy, 17 out of 50. Old school Raider going to Emma and my Raiders. Oh, his pick is Bill's Niners every year. There's Drew Laugh to 99. Got a Kenny Pickett to 75. And Breeze Hall, poor Breeze Hall, three color patch and autograph to 149. I think he's done for the year, right? He was on his way to offensive rookie of the year, I feel like, or was at least the front runner at the time. Jets, that's for Mark, Mark L and the Jets. Brandon, you'll get this cool looking Kenny Pickett rookie card. There's Brock Purdy to 399. And there's, to Ryan, Davis Price, 90 out of 349. I mean, McCaffrey just completely changes that team. I mean, that game against the Rams was, and you know, the Niners just have the Rams number in general. But combined with getting Christian McCaffrey, so then you have Garoppolo, Garoppolo at 21 for 25. That's pretty much where you want him to be. There's Najee Harris to 50. There's Sky Moore to 249. You want him throwing about 25, 20 to 25 times a game. That's it. That means you're controlling the game with the run. That's exactly where you want him to be. Christian McCaffrey, 18 carries, 94 yards in a touchdown. He even threw for a touchdown. And then eight receptions, nine targets, eight receptions, 55 yards in a touchdown. Perfect outlet, you know? And then Waitill, there's Jalen Peter. And Waitill Debo comes back. And then they've got two players that can, you could set up two running backs in that back field. What are they gonna, what are they gonna do? Are they gonna run it or are they gonna pass it? They can do both. Both of those guys can do both. And then these, you know, you still have Brandon and I still have George Kittle. Still have guys like that. Then, you know, defense is pretty solid. That's a good team right there. I think let's see what the Niners' next games are. They are facing the Chargers in a prime time game. That looks like a Monday night game, Sunday night game, Monday night game. They're facing the Chargers. That should be a W. Arizona, these are all home games. Chargers, they got, what, one, two, three, four, five, six home games in a row? So they played a lot of road games to start this season. So they get some home cooking. Hosting the Chargers, the Cardinals, the Saints. I mean, that's gotta be three wins in a row right there. Dolphins will be a challenge. They're hosting the Dolphins. They're hosting the Buccaneers. We'll see where they're at in six weeks. At Seattle, which could end up being a pretty pivotal game. Then they're hosting Washington. They'll probably beat my Raiders. And then they're hosting Arizona. I mean, that's one, two, three, four, five, another five wins right there. That's at least nine. And then a couple others that are maybe coin flips or maybe not as good. I mean, it could be a nice 10-11 win season right there. All right, we got Tyrian Davis Price. It is sort of a classic key in peel football name. That's a good sketch. 120 out of 349, Trey McBride. Jared and the Cardinals. Yeah, that's a good, if you told me, Rex. If you told me that Matt Ryan, what, six, seven weeks of the season would be benched for the remainder of this season, for Sam Allinger. I would say, I would say, you know, beat it, pal. That's what I'd say. I'd say, get out of here. Don't waste my time. Don't waste my time with that, that's stupid. But I'd be wrong. Here's Trevor Lawrence. Jaguars, 11 out of 149. Nicholas with the Jags. I mean, man, everyone thought Matt Ryan, all he needs is a little change of scenery. You know, he's still got something in the tank. You know, that Colt team is a good team. It's Derek Henry. It's Kyler Murray, the 149. It's Kevin Harris. Yeah, that is kind of wild. Everyone thought that they're just that away. Ooh, nice award winners. On-card autograph just in Herbert. Darwin picked up the Chargers straight up. Nice, your 2020 offensive rookie of the year. Nice hit. And a Malik Willis for Nestor and the Titans. You guys first, first start, didn't have to do much last week, but got his first start, got a W. Thanks to Derek Henry. Yeah, a lot of people thought Colt were just a Matt Ryan away, but no. There's a Desmond Ritter relic, 93 out of 399, Brandon and the Falcons. Snoop Doggy Dog. Wow, wow, yippee-yay, bow, wow, wow, yippee-yoh. Snoop Connor for the Jaguars. Snoop Doggy Dog plays for a cat team. If you told me that a cat team would draft a snoop, I would say you were crazy. All right, last box. Well Rex, here's all you need to know about the Chase Claypool trade. I'm looking, for what it's worth, it's ESPN, but for what it's worth, grades, I'm just reading, the headline, grades for 19 NFL trades from the good parentheses, chubbed Miami to the bad Claypool to Chicago. That's what you need to know about that. Gino Smith, speaking of the bears, there's Velice Jones Jr., three-color patch and autograph, 94 out of 349. And we'll do a little recap after this too, it's a bit of a longer break. Roger McCrary did 325. Got goal team Jonathan Taylor to 199. Justin Fields to 99. I just don't, that was a little bit of a surprise. Like, you know, it seemed like the bears were like, oh, we're gonna try to add a weapon for Justin Fields, but at the same time, they traded away two great pass rushers. And yeah, they gave the Steelers a second round pick for Chase Claypool. There's Jameson Williams, 62 out of 149. That's for Shay and the Lions. We've got Evan Neal to 75. It's Kate Otten to 275. And there's Fred Taylor. Mirror signatures to 15. Jaguars, it's gonna be for Nicholas S., one of those classic boys. Those knees, if his body didn't betray him, could have put together a really nice career. And Kenneth Walker to 249. I think might be our final hit. That's for the Seahawks. That's gonna go to Duane. Stavante Adams to 349. I'll give you another, if you told me, Raiders edition before I do the recap. If you told me that Mack Hollins would have more receptions and yards than Darren Waller and Hunter Renfrow combined at this stage of the season. First of all, I would have been like, well, that means the Raiders are probably only one or two wins in, which is true. And I'd say you were crazy. Come on. I mean, I know there's been some injuries for Darren Waller and Hunter Renfrow concussion, but still. All right, thanks everybody for doing certified 14 with me. Nice, Justin Herbert, good late night rally. And thanks for playing, if you told me, with me. Seven out of eight, Ryan Chasier. If you told me, that's always a fun game to play every once in a while. It could be a regular bit in Jaspy's breaks. But thanks for playing, if you told me, with me. Thanks for doing certified 14 with me. I'm Joe for Jaspy'scasebrakes.com. I'll see you next time for the next football break. Bye-bye.